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♪ ♪ >> greg: okay okay okay. all right! all right! all right. that is enough. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. did you watch the super bowl last night? boy did the chiefs socked. after that game even liz warren was pretending to be black. >> she can't come. >> greg: i don't know who took more sacks, patrick mahomes or a doctor that gives changes. seriously, mahomes was hit so many times hunter mistook him for a crack pipe. and the chiefs loss was so humiliating they are officially changing their name to kamala

harris. i knew i would get the applause meter going on that one. i have not seen anybody take a beating like that since the time i got between joint they hard and the pork chop. true, the chiefs lost by 18 points and did not score at all in the first half or as a cnn put it, to close the call. and during the game the crowd actually booted taylor swift. by a crowd of i mean former boyfriends. she has been around. donald trump was the first sitting president at a super bowl. [applause] unlike the previous president to always missed the bowl. what do you expect? kendrick lamar's halftime show to criticism from fans who draw -- call it the worst halftime ever. it was so bad jimmy carter came back to life to turn off the tv. so bad trump was hoping somebody

would shoot him in the ear again to. despite the massive victory, eagles fans were on their best behavior. for instance they were careful to only flip over cars that were double parked. at this, after the victory, during the so-called celebrations, eagles fans looted a linen truck. officials hope this means eagles fans are finally planning on taking showers. because they stink. finally, globally as the super bowl aired here, the poppy boltz was aired in china, south korea, and thailand. on the food network. all right! so the super bowl was a night of contrast. for instance when trump became the first sitting president to attend the game this happened. [singing] [applause]

>> greg: now compare that to ms. swift. [booing] guess there weren't enough a 14-year-old girls in that crowd. of course not counting filled bellatrix girlfriend. take a look at what taylor says. you do not have to be a professional liberator to see the perplexed a star like to ask what is going on? in her defense that is a question most woman asked during football. that deserved better laughs. >> a lot of women in the crowd. >> greg: i can tell of. it also explains today's elite. taylor got a whiff of preference falsification. true, millions of teenage girls adore her, something we share in

common. >> jesus. >> greg: you guys are on the slow take today. just as millions of parents in media and media tax are forced to do the same. but once you are in to stay beat -- stadium of football fans you hear the popular vote with no risk of backlash. what does that sound like to you. november fifth 2024. let's not forget taylor endorsed kamala calling her steady hand did and gifted which is how liberals describe slow children. was taylor lying or stupid? either way she aligned her celebrity to preserve her social status and none of that mattered here. because as america flees the cultural elite's obsession with identity politics, the democrats cannot freak out what is going on. they literally cannot see that the country is moving past them. 21 statistics? -- you want statistics?

>> again, whoa whoa whoa entire first term just 11 days, 11 days donald trump had a net positive approval rating. compare that to the second term just so far. every single day of trump's a second term so far he has been on the positive side of the ledger, 21 days, that is already 10 more days then he was in his entire first term. >> greg: i don't know about you but i want him to remodel my kitchen. but it is true. 53% that is a majority, kat, approve of the job that is doing and agreed agree that he is doing the job he has promised. that is from cbs. the same cbs that edited kamala 60 minute segment from the incoherent ravings of a drunken lunatic to complete sentences. the network would have edited the hell out of the super bowl to make the chiefs look

conscious if it would make the democrats win the election. over the weekend as the democrats were melting down like nancy pelosi's face on a hot day, trump speaks to putin, make plans for around, and announces he is the new chairman of the kennedy center for performing arts. the kennedy center is funded by us of course and as usual has become a bastion of left-wing causes including drag queen shows for kids. like msnbc opens up a theater where adam levine had box seats. trump even signed an executive order designating february ninth as gulf of america day. [applause] what do you make of that? definitely not a sombrero. he even got rid of the penne. now i will have to give the homeless canadian pennies. no wonder the left is more off-balance than kamala leaving happy hour. watching them tried to figure it

out to reminds me of watching joe try to put on his jacket on a windy day. trump assigned more executive orders and 10 days than any predecessor did and their first 100 and the media is flailing. "the washington post" published of this scary headline, trump's second term is all about curtailing government's power and reach. as if that is what he wasn't elected to do? by calling it out they just admitted he is no fascist. they are too stupid to realize that. brilliant men like me have to point it out to them. [applause] oh thank you, you agreed. sometimes i have to point it out myself. i mean what fascist ever sought to shrink government to? did hitler? must illini? et cetera? they expand, never shrink. truth is, one side of government tries to expose waste, fraud, and abuse, the other side is the waste and fraud itself. no wonder they view d.o.g.e as

an act of terror. ask yourselves -- yourself which side is more useful? the one stuck in an era where they cannot get out of or the other one. nobody in the media or the left can comprehend the usaid scandal because they never had to. they never had to be efficient or make a profit over net loss. they think they are scoring points while defending the funding of political while hurricane victims get kicked out of hotels. they live in a worldview so narrow they can't imagine anything beyond identity, like a junkie who can't see beyond that junk, look beyond the moral high ground they have dictated themselves. but the rest of us get it which is why people support a trump and buddhist swift. maybe she should write a breakup song about that. tonight's guests! he has many talents and that leather i sent him. coast of the guy benson show guy benson!

his comedy special went to number 1 at gitmo, comedian host of the... podcast jim norton! she is way past a dual meaning more kat for you. "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor kat timpf! and finally the national weather service name when you sneeze, "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor tyrus! guy, if i may call you that, what is up, guide? >> i am wearing it, per your request. >> greg: thank you. what a difference of four years, eight years makes. they are cheering him. it is kind of surprising this is the first time a president has been to a super bowl. >> i feel like if i were president that would be my number 1 thing. i would say the campaign was awful, people hate me, there were threats against me, i am

going to a super bowl. and nobody had done it before this guy and i was not certain he would get that perception. people were saying he was cheered at his previous a football game appearances and that was at alabama and the navy game. this was a tougher crowd because at least half the crowd's of philadelphia fans and they blew everything. they buddha santa claus and that is something they did. they are all criminals and they should be deported to gitmo but i saw one eagles fan in the crowd and he has been asked to leave already. i do think that was a moment where that was a moment like things have changed. we can ever normalize donald trump and the most normal thing ever is a president being cheered at the biggest american event of the year, and does donald trump. so that whole push is that it has failed to. >> greg: you know what is interesting, jim? if i may call you that. >> i like it but call it g-y-m

because a lot of men like to work out and you. >> greg: that joke was back there waiting to come out to. you know what is interesting. if you look at what the guy just said, there is something distinctly american about trump that we all sort of realized. like the super bowl is big and loud and so is he. it is kind of everybody has come to the conclusion that you know what? he is about as american a president as you will ever find. a host of a reality show. you know what i mean. >> and he is willing to say who he likes in the game. there was something very basic about a guy willing to go i like patrick mahomes, he likes me. so i hope they window. i like them a lot better. just something first of all i think he only got those tickets because he is president. i tried to get tickets they were

sold out and he gets them so that is [bleep]. the fact he is the sitting president of the united states and teach rolled to taylor swift. there is something very relatable about that. that is exactly what i would do if somebody trashed me publicly and i got cheered and they didn't i would go ha ha but i'm not the president of the united states. >> greg: he may not be -- you may not be the president but he is you'll. he doesn't forget that she endorsed a kamala and then made a big stink about it. he is us. >> i do not know if that is good or not. when i think of myself i'm like do i really want to be running the country? either a major crisis and i'm looking at porn at 2:00 in the morning. >> greg: kat? to taylor swift deserved this? >> no. 20 more people than just taylor swift like -- teenage

girls like taylor swift. >> greg: men. >> people like her. i think it is funny that she got booed but i think it has less to do with politics then people are sick of the chiefs. i don't think there were many chiefs and fans of their like we are tired of being at the super bowl. so i think that had more to do with it then politics. >> greg: they were sick of her as well. >> did and she asked to not be on camera. i think she might be sick of being on camera. >> greg: that is kind of a humble break. >> you can't relate at all. >> greg: i always think no pictures. say no to that. >> i'm not a taylor swift fan i wish i were so i could feel the things that people feel when they see her.

>> greg: like adults who go to disneyland? >> no know there is something deeply wrong to go to disneyland without kids. i do not stand behind that. >> greg: the worst ones are the people that go there without kids and then leave with kids. [applause] >> no argument there, buddy. very astute. >> greg: tyrus, did you find the super bowl a different kind of tone or mood than normal? >> the entire week was different. first of all i found out i am a celebrity and the worst time to ever be a celebrity. because nobody gives a [bleep] anymore if you are a celebrity. the only people who really cared was fox like look at the celebrities at our game and america was like move a little kevin hart is in the way of the field. they do not care. america is back. america is the celebrity. you see soldiers you cheer, you see police officers you go thank you for steve beat -- still being here. a completely different vibe and people is like they walked out

of the house and naked and the neighbor said nice job. look and go to. because nobody is afraid to speak their mind anymore. i have been a black conservative forever and there was a good stretch where i was uncle tom could not be on tv whatever if i saw another brother he was like a good job do not say hi to me. they were coming out of the woodwork to literally. all of these nfl legends tyrus! screaming at the red conference i watch every night i love the gutfeld show how is kat is she having the baby? and i'm supposed to be interviewing him and i just give the mike. and i say man, where the hell of you all been the? yes, you got banged up and scratched up about trump cut the tree down and when you look around we are all here. that is not better. but it is true. [applause] >> greg: a great analogy. >> also during the game but there was a pick six.

>> yes there was, kat. >> it was the first time i saw one and knew what it was. >> greg: good for you. >> advice to taylor? shake it off. [laughter] [applause] >> kat, did you ever think growing up that flavor flavor would one day inquire about your pregnancy a? >> i always hoped. >> i think it would have been if i remember dennis rodman asked. then it would have been probably... >> i would have faked it. the baby would have come out and i would have faked it.look >> greg: all right we must move on.w fa up next guarded did his job keeping out a lefty mob. every day is a struggle for us pigeons... and he's flipping through channels faster than a falcon! ya know, i dated a falcon once. force factor ultra berberine is the #1 best-selling berberine supplement at walmart. ultra berberine contains clinically studied ingredients to promote fat loss, improve weight management, and support blood sugar

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[applause] >> greg: maxine waters flips her wake over security guard just doing his gig. democrat lawmakers led by 250-year-old maxine waters tried to barge into the department of education friday to protest d.o.g.e plans for the education sector. but that by estabrook security guard who bravely stood in their way and incurred, i love that word, their nasty wrath. did you know they are members of congress? >> we are members of congress, as she said. >> federal employee working for the... >> we are members of congress led us in. we have always been allowed in. >> private security contracted to block members of congress. >> you understand we are members of congress. >> we have a job to do. >> members of congress. >> i am a member of congress

with oversight responsibility. >> we are members of congress with the department of education. >> greg: i feel like i'm at the waffle house and they ran out of waffles. but there is more. >> members of congress you are denying their oversight role? >> you do not have a business reason to be here. >> were you told to deny members of congress from entering this building? >> there is no business purpose so that is why. >> you are prepared to shoot us a? we want in. >> this is a civil rights violation. the man who blocked the doors of the department of education. get a good copy of him. let him answer for what he is doing today. that his children see it. what is your name? tell us your name. give me that idea again. >> greg: maxine has not been this angry since fred sanders

told her he would rather kiss an octopus on the mouth. [applause] jim, i love that security guard to. who did he remind you of the? >> every guy that has ever blocked me from going into a place. that still with you have no business here. it is my girlfriends house her father you are not getting dinner. that line are you going to shoot us a? first of all maxine waters if she is going to be shot with anything it is a formaldehyde her. she is 86 years old. go home. i hate her. i hate pelosi, mitch mcconnell, all of these old bags will you get out and stop coming up the works because you are afraid to die in your own house. get out! >> greg: kat of, who did you enjoy more the democrat behavior

or the security guard to? he is like a guy in therapy sitting there going yes. >> i agree. are they prepared to shoot us? that is the type of unhinged [bleep] i would say. but only because i am so you know what i mean? i'm not in my right mind to. and she thought she was in her right mind which is what makes it so crazy. she thought she really got him there. and because she kept asking for the name and who are you. i will get you when trouble. you are acting insane. and also, if anybody ever tried to demand entry and somewhere where i am in charge i am a member of congress great, then you work for me. that is how it is supposed to work it is not supposed to be i'm a member of congress. no. you are a public servant. >> greg: one of them said to him that you work for me. and it is like know you work for him. >> a man i agree just go home.

go home. >> greg: tyrus, don't you love it when you say do you know who i am? how many times have you heard that as a bouncer? >> it was usually the last thing they said before they passed out. for me, greg, this was worse than january 6th. [laughter] maxine is worried about her money running out of. and i always love when activists make sure they are in the camera with their out wager. literally because he would not cooperate. he was an adult and the room like the kids were trying to talk there way out of naptime and like know from 3:00 p.m. until 4:00 p.m. the lights are out to no tv. and three of the 4-year-olds got together and thought they would bum-rush him but maxine the others they are terrified.

they are doing what they don't want elon musk to do. we need to sea stuff, he said no. quick, camera! or you going to shoot us a? literally dressed for sunday school pick up. he has blue khakis on, some form of dad's shirt, and the visible waistline with no firearms. doesn't even look like he has a cell phone in his pocket. and this is how they are so it shook because they have been able to do whatever they wanted to do for the last four years and they are panicking because everything is going, the little audits are coming. she is terrified to. i always love the activist that has to face the camera. >> greg: you are right. guy, he is like the guy that let's say you rent a cabin and something's not working and you call him and he has to come look at it. he was not working that day. they had to call him and he was

probably coming from something like kids kids soccer game and he just was not having it. >> the dynamic reminded me of something and if you put awake on that guy you could sit them down and he would be the most relatable member of "the view". they could all just show that him the entire hour and he would be like whatever. i don't think these members of conquest quite understood how identifying themselves as such would play. they think this is a prestigious thing getting them sympathy with the people watching the video. every time the word congress was mentioned his popularity went up by a point to. they do not seem to understand. >> exactly. [applause] >> greg: highly enjoyable i want to see more of that. but, tyrus, they are flipping out because they know the gravyy train is under attack.eopl okay.ds fans were irate over an add fans were irate over an add against hate like you know to check the game is actually over,

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: snoop brady. worst i'd ever? >> i hate you because we forget neighborhoods. >> i hate you because we looked different. >> i hate you because i don't understand you. >> i hate you because people i know hate you. >> because you need somebody to blame. >> because you talked different. >> because you are just different. ♪ ♪ >> never hate, things are so bad we have to do a commercial about it. >> me to. >> greg: oh, my god. kat, why did they not kiss at the end of? they should have just come together and just went... that would have been the greatest add that ever was. the tone changed.

you could see it coming like a frisbee in the desert. >> i was just looking for them to say a reason that i do hate people. it is none of those. it is weird because i am also i am against hate unless it is funny in my group chat. you know then it is okay. but i don't think any of the hate they are talking about i don't think anybody, sadly, was moved away like you know what? i see this i'm not a [bleep] anymore. >> greg: i'm really going to rethink my life as an hole. >> i'm going to wake up and not terrorize everybody i have ever met all of the same time. that is the top think they really are just like there really are truly bad people out there and there is really not much you can do and certainly not this. >> greg: that is an amazing point. tyrus, all of the virtue signaling we have seen never ever reaches the people you think it will because they

do not care. >> i will say, listen, this is difficult for me. >> i feel bad for you as soon as you saw that. >> again i don't have a problem with this commercial other than the fact that clearly neither one of them were in the room with each other. i'm more upset that this was cgi cut in half. i was talking to guy in the greenroom and what happened was there was a series of commercials made before the election. so a lot of people assume kamala was going to win it. so we needed that commercial. >> greg: you are so right. >> if the kamala was in because it would be like that. the problem was trump got in and the house fell on the wicked witch and the little rolled up and she went back to san francisco. >> greg: you are right! >> now everybody is like a, man, sorry i was a [bleep] four months ago. so seeing this video it was like we were like that.

it is not like that. and the ones who are still like that we don't care. stupid brady's fault. snoop is still an awesome boss and brady is still a saint and let's just let it go. >> greg: guy, it is tyrus is right, this ad is immediately dated it. it was done in like 2024 under a different assumption. that is why it doesn't feel right. >> it also felt like it was not from 2024 but 2021. super bowl mmxxi that was the vibe i got but i don't want to criticize too much because far be it for me to critique our fox colleague tom brady. i like this idea he is my colleague. my colleague and dear friend to tom brady was in a fabulous commercial in 2021 and they found that the tape and played it last night. >> greg: would you have liked it if they had kissed? >> i would be snoop.

[applause] [laughter] >> of all the things i ever here come out of your mouth. >> i rescinded my offer. >> greg: jim, and the green room you told me that this ad cut you right to your core. that you had planned on a mass killing last night and you saw the ad and it totally changed your mind. >> you are not wrong. and then i decided if i'm going to kill someone i looked in the mirror and i went on a hot! i'm glad everybody poked fun at this and had your glib laughs but i shed a tear when i saw this. i said, my god, hate is wrong. [laughter] they hit the nail on the head of. i'm like what is wrong with the world. i was not too sure what was going on there has to be a word for it.

and i saw them crystallize it. and i was worried the nfl would be really do she and saccharide but i'm happy that they brought me a lesson i needed to learn. a tough lesson, but i did learn it. i like both of these guys. it would have been great if they had a and the palestinian really going at each other and they keep coming back to it every commercial and they are still arguing that. maybe a two and a half hour think or somebody yelling at a fat person on a plane for sitting half in their seat. >> greg: that is the real hate. >> there is a real conflict there. >> i hate you because you are obese and you only bought one seat. >> greg: that hate will never go away. >> and it is right. >> greg: the more you know. >> i feel good about this. >> greg: i do two. coming up, dana white hits the news in the land of the caat c

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>> greg: dana white brings the thunder to those down under. our second video comes to you from a place called australia a country? a continent? one of the two. briefing with ufc president dana white while preparing to return to sydney, a place, not a person. dana white to criticize the local media for sensationalized articles written about him. watch. >> for a place that is so tough and the people, everything on land on the water can kill you, you have the biggest i have ever seen in the media in my life. i saw a story where a guy was like i saw dana do a podcast with the premier and it made me sick. you guys have to be the biggest [bleep] of all time in the media here. >> greg: i agree to disagree. if the media were actually...

people might like them. [laughter] >> some more than others. >> greg: yes that is true. >> speak for yourself. [laughter] >> but for reel. [laughter] >> greg: tyrus, he makes this great point that australia is known for being so rugged and risk takers, but there media is worse than ours. they freak out over, they censor. >> i think there media was imported from england. it is true. everything that crawls, swims, i've been in australia i've went over there probably four or five times in my life and it is a tough place. but i love the fact it is okay to just the cost and speak your mind again. not to date the last thing we talked about the commercial that was filmed, didn't dana have the

out first six months ago. ufc would have had to change everything he would have been bad, censored, triggered everyone. he called them out for who they are he mans claimed it and everybody was okay with it. he used to be kind of quiet and shy i kind of like this new dana. telling it like it is. i love the reporter's rebuttal. >> greg: yes. jim, it seems like the media is under attack everywhere and you have been covering the media for years and your media think tank norton does media. >> that is exactly right. >> greg: and congratulations on the ground. >> thank you very much. hugh grant. i'm going myself you don't have to do it. i love dana very much, as a former fighter. [laughter] >> we need some justice, greg.

>> i have my own desires. i'm like dad! [laughter] [laughter] >> i'm just being a... >> i'm glad i came to work today. >> me two. >> i love dana because dana he really does not suffer fools. he will cut -- call out fighters. if he thinks a fight sucked he will go that fight sucked it was boring. you will always let you know how he feels. this was not surprising at all and he is right. the guy, different, he wrote the article at the sydney herald i think it was just dramatic. he heard the podcast and it made him physically ill. just this simpy, amelia, how can you be such a weakling as a person? >> nobody gets physically ill.

>> he is a liar on top of being an attention... and a liar. speaking to somebody who did not like? it did not make him physically ill and literally shake. it is performative. it is in saying that i was moved like you get moved to sickness by words very rarely in your life and is not because you do not like a podcast appearance. get over yourself. >> like when somebody says i am pregnant. [applause] >> i would not know. [laughter] >> greg: kat, we have to remind ourselves that fox news is owned by australians. perhaps the greatest people that have ever walked the earth. i thought i would put that in there. so i am still sexy. >> are really good save it. because would have forgotten that.

i really only ever met five australians. they always seem to be having a really good time that is what i don't understand. i've never met an australian and a bad food and they are always on a three month vacation. i have been on a party bus twice in my life both times there were australians on the bus. so i feel like may be the media does not represent the australian people. >> greg: i think that is what tyrus is saying. human beings in australia are just in three places, all the rest of the world is quality bears. >> maybe they are so happy because they aren't in australia. >> i don't know i'm in authority as somebody who has met at least seven of them. >> do australians also have pockets in their stomach? >> greg: i have never seen a shirtless australian. >> they don't. but you really don't want to know what their stork things. >> greg: maybe i do. all right! up next harry will not have to pack a bag because his wife is such a drag.

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♪ ♪ >> five more words. >> greg: trump won't vanish prince harry. i love this story. trump told "the new york post" he has no interest in banishing prince harry because he has enough problems with his wife. >> again, this is why people like because he has problems with his wife she is terrible. i firmly believe he is only letting him stay because he wanted to stay that. he thought it would be funny to say his wife is terrible. and he is right she is annoying good for him. >> greg: you know what i love? you can introduce a potential

idea to trump just by posing a question. somebody asked to do to port prince harry? and he will think about it and it could happen. should guy benson have a corner office at fox? and he might go that its a good question. >> perhaps. or he would be like a, can we take over gaza and build hotels? [applause] >> yes. >> i do love how he will claim this is a magnanimous answer. because he is not going to deport prince harry but in the same answer he calls his wife terrible. that is the most trump think ever. my gift to you is you don't have to go back there but i will insult your wife. >> greg: kat a, people were questioning, i don't know who the people were, whether harry lied about his past drug use to obtain a visa. who hasn't? >> i think most people. i also think you are right.

he is funny. that is why people like him. on the fly like a we got him there. he could have had the boring answer you are right we should because he is liberal and he is mean to me. but know his wife she is terrible she sucks. that is one thing most people kind of agree on. >> greg: i think we all think the same. tyrus if you were to ask donald trump a question like should "fox & friends" have a manatee host, just by asking that question... >> he would get a guide to be like can we build a tank? while the water be cleaned. i want the manatee to be comfortable. nothing worse than a new story with an uncomfortable manatee. i have been there. i love the fact i'm very proud to say this is my president. because he hit him with the double disk. deporting you is too good for you.

you have to stay with your wife. i mean that is basically what he said. and i guarantee you there is a part of old harry when he is laying in bed tonight hearing about all the things he isn't while she talks about him is saying that son of a... should have deported me. i'm sorry, i need, you can't come i have to go we will figure this out. it would be to kind. just suffered. >> greg: amazing. but anyway. do not go away we will be right back. to severe rheumatoid arthritis symptoms... ...with my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. but just ok isn't ok. and i was done settling. if you still have symptoms after trying a tnf blocker like humira or enbrel, rinvoq works differently. rinvoq is a once-daily pill that can rapidly relieve joint pain, stiffness, and swelling as fast as 2 weeks for some. and even at the 3-year mark,

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