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>> okay. okay, okay. all right, all right, all right. >> that's enough. happy monday everyone. >> so, did you watch the super bowl. >> last night? boy, did. >> the chiefs. >> suck after. >> that game. even liz. >> warren was pretending. >> to. >> be black. >> she can't come. >> i don't know who took more sacks. >> patrick mahomes. >> or a doctor that gives sex changes. >> seriously. >> mahomes was hit so many times hunter mistook him for a crack pipe, and the chiefs loss was so humiliating. they're officially changing their name to kamala harris. red meat. yeah, yeah, i knew i'd get that
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applause meter going on that one. i haven't seen anyone take a beating like that since that time i got between joy behar and a pork chop. true, the chiefs lost by 18 points and didn't score at all in the first half. or, as cnn put it, too close to call. and during the game, the crowd actually booed taylor swift by crowd. of course, i mean former boyfriends. she's been around. donald trump was the first sitting president at a super bowl. unlike the previous president who always missed the bowl. what do you expect? kendrick lamar's halftime show drew criticism from fans who called it the worst halftime ever. it was so bad jimmy carter came back to life just to turn off the tv so bad. trump was hoping someone would shoot him in the ear again. but
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despite the massive victory, eagles fans were on their best behavior. for instance, they were careful to only flip over cars that were double parked. and get this, after the victory during the so-called celebrations. eagles fans actually looted a linen truck. officials hope that this means eagles fans are finally planning on taking showers because they stink. and finally, globally, as the super bowl aired here, the puppy bowl was aired in china, south korea and thailand on the food network. all right, so the super bowl was a night of contrasts, for instance, when trump became the first sitting president to attend the game. this happened. >> through the. >> perilous fight. >> o'er the ramparts.
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>> we watched. >> now compare that to miss swift. i guess there weren't enough 14 year old girls in that crowd. of course. not counting bill belichick's girlfriend. but take a look at what taylor says. you don't have to be a professional lip reader to see the perplexed starlet ask what's going on? but in her defense, that's a question most women ask during football. that deserved better. laughs. >> but women in the. >> crowd, yes, i can tell. but it also explains today's elites. taylor just got a whiff of preference falsification. true. millions of teenage girls adore her, something that we share in common. jesus, these guys are on the slow take
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today, just as millions of parents and media hacks who had a sheer terror are forced to do the same. but once you're in a stadium of football fans, you hear the popular vote with no risk of backlash. so what's that sound like to you? november 5th, 2020. for now, let's not forget that taylor endorsed kamala, calling her steady handed and gifted, which is how liberals describe slow children. so was taylor lying or stupid? either way, she aligned her celebrity to preserve her social status, and none of that mattered here. because as america flees, the cultural elites obsession with identity politics, the dems simply cannot figure out what's going on. and they literally cannot see that the country is moving past them. you want stats? i mean, whoa whoa whoa whoa. >> again. >> whoa whoa whoa whoa. entire first term.
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>> just 11 days. >> just 11 days. donald trump had. >> a net. >> positive approval rating. compare that to the second term. >> just so far. >> just so far, every. >> single day of trump's second term. so far, he has been on the positive side of the ledge. 21 days, all three weeks. >> that's already ten more days. >> than he. >> was in his. entire first term. >> i don't know about you, but i want him to remodel my kitchen. but it's true. 53%. that's a majority cat approve of the job trump's doing, and 70% agree he's doing what he's promised. and that's from cbs, mind you, the same cbs that edited kamala's 60 minute segment, down from the incoherent ravings of a drunk lunatic to three complete sentences. hell, the network would have edited the hell out of the super bowl to make the chiefs look conscious if it would help dems win an election. the truth is, the left and the legacy media, they can't keep up. over the
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weekend, as the dems were melting down like pelosi's face on a hot day. trump speaks to putin, makes plans for iran and announces that he's the new chairman of the kennedy center for the performing arts. the kennedy center is funded by us, of course, and as usual, has become a bastion of left wing causes, including drag queen shows for kids. it's like msnbc opened up a theater where sam brinton and adam levine had box seats. trump even signed an eo designating february 9th as gulf of america day. what do you make of that? definitely not a sombrero. he even got rid of the penny. now i'll have to give the homeless canadian pennies. so it's no wonder the left is more off balance than kamala leaving happy hour and watching them try to figure it out. reminds me of watching joe try to put on his jacket on a
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windy day. trump signed more eos in ten days than any predecessor did in their first 100, and the media is flailing. the washington post published this scary headline trump's second term is all about curtailing government's power and reach, as if that's what he wasn't elected to do. and by calling it out, they just admitted that he's no fascist. but they're even too stupid to realize that brilliant men like me have to point it out to them. oh thank you. you agree? sometimes i have to point it out myself. i mean, what fascists ever sought to shrink government did hitler, mussolini, etc? they expand. never shrink. truth is, that's one side of government tries to expose waste, fraud and abuse. the other side is the waste and fraud itself. no wonder they view doge as an act of terror. so ask yourself which side is
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more useful? the one which is stuck in an era they just can't get out of, or the other one no one in the media or the left can comprehend the usaid scandal because they never had to. they never had to be efficient or make a profit or prevent loss. they think they're scoring points by defending the funding of politico. while hurricane victims get kicked out of hotels, the dems today are living in a worldview so narrow they can't imagine anything beyond identity. they're like a junkie who can't see the life beyond junk, beyond the comfort of the moral high ground they've gifted themselves. but the rest of us get it. which is why the crowd went nuts for trump and not swift. maybe she should write a breakup song about that. >> period. >> welcome. tonight's guest. >> he's got many gifts, like talent, wisdom, and that leather thong i sent him. host of the guy benson show. guy benson. his comedy special went to number one at gitmo.
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comedian, host of the jim norton can't save you podcast, jim norton. she's way past due meaning more cat for you, new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor. ketchup. and finally, the national weather service names his sneezes. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. guy, if i may call you that. what's up guy? >> i am. >> wearing it per your request. oh, i thank you. all right. what a difference. four years, eight years makes. i mean, they're cheering him. it is kind of surprising that this is the first time a president has been to a super bowl. i feel like if i were. >> president, that would be. >> my number one thing. >> i'd say. >> all right. >> the campaign was awful. >> people hate me. there are threats. >> against me. >> damn it. i'm going to a
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super bowl. and no one had done. >> it. before this guy. >> and i was. >> not. >> sure he would get. >> that reception, honestly, because. >> people were saying. >> well, he. >> was cheered. >> at his previous football. >> game appearances. >> i'm like, yeah, well, that was in alabama. >> yeah. >> and at. >> the army-navy game. >> so this one was. >> a tougher test because you had at least half. >> the crowd is philadelphia. >> fans and they boo everything right. they booed santa claus. >> that's a real thing. >> that they did. and they're all. actually criminals. >> and. >> should be deported to gitmo. >> but that's a. >> separate story. i don't think you'll get any disagreement here. yeah, well, there. >> was one. >> guy i saw in an eagles. >> thing in the crowd. >> and he's. >> been asked to leave already. oh, that was my request. but i. >> do. >> think that that. >> was a moment. where it's like. >> okay. >> things have changed. they said we can never normalize donald trump. and the. >> most normal thing ever. >> is a president. being cheered. >> at the biggest american. >> event of the year. >> and it's donald trump. >> so that whole push. >> is dead. it has failed. >> yeah. you know what's interesting, jim, if i may call
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you that, i. >> like. >> it, but. >> spell it, jim. >> because a lot of men love to work out in, you know. i don't know, maybe that joke was always back there waiting to come out. yeah. that's right. you know what's interesting though? it's like if you look at what what guy just said there's something distinctly american about trump that we all suddenly kind of realized, like the super bowl is big and loud. so is he. and it's kind of like everybody's, i think, come to the conclusion that, you know, what he's about as american, a president, you're going to ever find a host of a reality show. a you know what i mean? yeah. and he's also. >> he's willing. >> just to. say who. >> he. >> likes in the game. >> like there's. >> there's something very basic about a guy who is willing just to go, i. >> like patrick mahomes. >> he likes me. >> so i. >> hope they win. you know, i like them. >> a lot better. like there's just something. >> first of all. >> i. >> think he only got. >> those tickets because he's president. i tried to get tickets. they were sold out. no
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sudden he gets them. so it's all bull. but the. >> fact that he like he's. >> the. >> sitting president of the united states. >> and he trolled. taylor swif. like there's. something very relatable. >> about that. >> like that's. >> exactly what i. >> would do. if somebody trashed me publicly and. >> i got cheered and they didn't. i would go. >> yes. >> but i'm not the. >> president of. >> the united states. >> but he's us. >> he does. >> yes. you may not be the president, but he is you. so he doesn't forget that she endorsed kamala and then made a big stink about it. and now he goes, oh, he is us. >> which i don't know if that's good or not. like, you know, like when i, when i think of myself, i'm like, do i really want me running the country? you know, there'd be a major crisis and i'm, you know, i'm looking at porn at 2:00 in the morning. cat. yes. >> did taylor swift deserve this? >> no. okay, here's the thing. >> plenty more. >> people than just teenage girls like taylor swift. she's extremely popular. she's
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extremely popular. no, she's extremely popular. it is funny that she got booed. i mean, like, i think that's just objectively true, that it's funny, but i don't think it had to do with politics. as much as people are so sick of the chiefs. yeah, people are so sick of the chiefs. chiefs fans are even sick of the chiefs, which is i don't think there were that many of them there. like, i think they were like, we're tired of being in the super bowl. so i think that had more to do with it than than politics. >> they were sick of her as well. >> well, i but didn't she ask to like, not be on camera anymore? i think she might be a little sick of herself. >> at. >> this point. >> but you know, when somebody asks not to be on camera, that's even a humblebrag. >> you can't relate to that at all. i will. >> i always say no pictures, no pictures. they know that. they'll know i'll throw them out. >> yeah, i don't know. i just and i'm not a taylor swift fan. i wish i were because i wish i could feel the things i see the people feeling when they see her, like they get so excited. >> adults who are taylor swift fans. >> there's so many.
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>> are like adults who go to disneyland. no no no no. >> no no no adults. there's something deeply wrong with adults who don't go to disney without kids. >> yeah. >> that i do not i do not stand behind that. >> you know, the worst ones are the people that go there without kids and then leave with kids. >> no. >> no argument there, greg. >> tyrus. >> very astute. >> harris. did you did you find the super bowl a different kind of tone or mood than normal? >> the entire week was different. okay, first of all, i found out that i'm a celebrity and the worst time to ever be a celebrity because no one gives a anymore. if you're a celebrity. yes, the only people who really cared was like fox. like, look, look at the celebrities at her game. and america was like, move the little kevin hart's in the way of the field. they don't care. america's back. america's the celebrity. when you see the soldiers, you cheer. when you see police officers, you go, thank you for still being here. it's a completely different vibe and everyone is kind of walking around like they walked out of the house naked and the neighbors said, nice job.
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looking good, man. you've been working out because no one's afraid to speak their mind anymore. i was listen, i've been a black conservative forever, and for there was a good stretch where i was. uncle tom couldn't be on tv. nothing this, that, whatever. and if i didn't see another brother, he was like, hey, good job, but don't don't say hi to me. they were coming out the woodworks, literally. lawrence, taylor, marcus, all these nfl legends. tyrus. oh my god. i watched flavor flav screaming at the red carpet. tyrus i watch you every night i love you, i love the gutfeld show. how's kat? is she having the baby? and i'm supposed to be interviewing him. and i was just like, here, take the mic. anything else you want to know? can i get on the show? and i was just like, man, i said, where the hell have y'all been? and they said, look, you ran through the woods for us. and yes, you got banged up and scratched up or whatever, but trump cut the trees down. and when you look around, we're all here. and i'm like, that's not better. so but it's true, it's true. >> it's a great analogy. >> yeah. >> also during the game there was a pick six. >> yes. >> there was the first time
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>> maxine waters flips her wig over a security guard just doing his gig. democrat lawmakers led by 250 year old maxine waters, tried to barge into the department of education friday to protest doj's plans for the education sector. but they were met by a stoic security guard who bravely stood in their way and incurred. i love that word, their nasty wrath. did you know their members of congress. >> are members. >> of congress? as she said. >> who do you work for? are you not aware of? you work for congress, >> and. >> you're working for the. >> we're trying to save. >> we're members of congress. >> let us in. >> we'd like you to. >> we've always been allowed. >> you have the. >> authority as a private security contractor to block members of congress that that that has. >> been. >> knighted and granted. >> to you. >> do you understand who members of congress are? >> i got it, yeah. >> and you don't care. i was in. >> that job. >> you don't care. we have a job to do. we're members of congress. we're parents. >> i'm a member of congress
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with oversight responsibilities. >> we are members of congress. >> stay here. >> with the department of education. >> oh, i feel like i'm at the waffle house. and they ran out of waffles. but there's more. roland. rhonda. >> what authority can. >> you deny members. >> of congress their oversight. >> role if you don't have a business. >> reason to be here? meaning you. >> do not have authority. sir. >> were you told to. >> stand here? >> yeah. well, you told to deny members of congress from entering this building. >> there's no business. purpose to be here. so that's. >> why. >> they prepared to shoot us. we want in. >> this is a. >> civil rights violation. the man who blocked. the doors of the department of hotel so they can see you. department of education. get a good copy of him. let him get recorded in history for what he's doing today. let his children see him. what's your name? tell us your name. give me that id again. >> oh, man. >> maxine has been this angry since fred sanford told her he'd rather kiss an octopus on
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the mouth. jim, that i love that security guard. who did he remind you of? >> he reminds. >> me of every guy that's ever blocked me from going into a place. yes. that's stoic. you have no business here, you know. it's my girlfriend's house. it's her father. you're not getting in? yes. yeah, it's the line of. are you going to shoot us? first of all, if maxine waters is going to be shot with anything, it's formaldehyde. she's 86 years old. go home. >> i just i hate her. >> i hate her, i hate pelosi, mitch mcconnell, all these old bags. will you get out and stop gumming up the works because you're afraid to just die in your own house? get out. >> cat, who do you who do you enjoy more? the democrat behavior or the security guard? he's like, he's like a guy in
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therapy just sitting there going, yes. >> i agree. are they prepared to shoot us? like that's the type of unhinged that i would say, like, but only because i'm like, so you know what i mean? like, i'm not in my right mind. and she thought she was in her right mind, which is what makes it so crazy. she thought she really got him there. >> yes. >> and then because she kept asking for the name and like, who are you? like, i'm going to get you in trouble. what the. you're acting insane. >> yeah. >> you're acting. and also you're. if anybody ever tried to demand entry into somewhere that i was in charge of, like, i'm a member of congress, but then you work for me. yes. like that's how this is supposed to work. it's not supposed to be like you were like, oh, i'm a member of congress. like, no. >> she actually. >> was supposed to be a public servant. >> one of them actually said to him that you work for me. >> yeah. >> and he was like, he was like, no, you work for him? no. >> oh, man, i agree. she's go home, go home, go home.
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>> tyrus, don't you love it when they were saying, do you know who i am? you've been. how many times have you heard that as a bouncer. >> it was usually the last thing they said before they passed out? >> yeah. >> for me, greg, this this was worse than january 6th. >> yes. >> maxine is worried about her money running out, you know, and i always love when an activist makes sure they're in the camera with their outrage. she literally. because he wouldn't cooperate. and. no, you know what he was. he was an adult in the room. he was the one who said it's nap time. and the kids were trying to talk their way out of nap time. and he's like, no, from 3 to 4, lights are out, no tv. and then three of the four year olds got together and thought they'd bum rush him. and that's about how it went. but maxine is they are they are terrified. they are literally doing what they don't want ellen to do. yes, we need
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to see stuff. they're like he said, no, quick camera. are you gonna shoot us? like it's just. he's literally dressed for sunday school pickup. >> yeah. >> he has blue khakis on some form of dad shirt and a visible waistline with no firearms. doesn't even look like he has a cell phone in his pockets. and this is how fragile they are. so shook because they have been able to do whatever they wanted to do for the last four years, and they are panicking because everything is going to the little. audits are coming and she is terrified. but i always love the activist that has to face the camera. >> you know what? you're right. >> you're right. >> it guy. he's like the guy that let's say you rent a cabin and something's not working, and you call him and he has to come over and look at it that he wasn't working that day? no, they had to call him. and he's like, he was probably coming
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from like something like his kid's soccer game. and he just wasn't having it. >> yeah, the dynamic here reminded me of something. >> and then i realized. >> if you put a wig on that guy and sat him down, he would immediately be the most relatable cast member of the view. >> yeah, they. >> could all just. >> shout at him the entire. >> hour and he would just be like, oh, whatever. >> yeah. >> and i don't think these members of congress quite understood how identifying themselves as such would play. right. they think this is a very prestigious thing that will gain them sympathy with the people watching the video. no. >> yeah. >> every time the word congress was mentioned, his popularity went up. >> by. >> a point. >> and they don't seem to understand that. >> yeah, exactly right. >> highly enjoyable. i want to see more of that. but tyrus, you're right. they're flipping out because they know the gravy train is under attack. okay, fans were irate over an ad against hate. >> some people just know they could save hundreds on car insurance by checking allstate
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like a frisbee in the desert. >> i was just looking for them to say a reason that i do hate people. yeah, it was none of those. it's weird because i'm also. i'm against hate. like, unless it's funny and, like, in my group chat, you know, like, it's okay. but i don't think any of the hate that they're talking about, i don't think anybody sadly was moved. no away from it was like, you know what, i see this, i'm not a anymore. like i don't. >> think, yeah, i'm really going to rethink my life as an. >> yeah, yeah, i think i'm going to wake up and not terrorize everyone i love and people i've never met all at the same time. i think that's the tough thing about truly bad. there really are just like truly bad people out there, and there's really not much you can do, and certainly not this. >> that is an amazing point that i tyrus, that like all of the virtue signaling that we've seen, never, ever reaches the people you think they do because they don't care. >> they don't care. but i will
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say, listen, this is difficult for me. >> i know i feel bad for you. >> but you know what, though? i again, i don't have a problem with this commercial other than the fact that it's clearly neither one of them were in the room with each other. yeah, i have more upset that this was literally cgi cut in half, and i was talking to a guy in the green room, and what happened was there was a series of commercials made before the election. so a lot of people assumed kamala was going to win. i can't even i can't even say it. so we needed that commercial. >> you are so right. >> if kamala was in because it would be like that. the problem was trump got in and the house fell on the wicked witch and a little feet rolled up and she went back to san francisco. so now. >> it doesn't. >> you're right. >> so now everyone's like, hey, man, sorry i was four months ago, bro. and you know, so now when we see this video, we're like, we weren't like that. >> yeah. >> no, it's not like that. and
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the ones who are still like that, they ain't watching the game anyway. so we don't care. >> do you know. >> guys it's not snoop and brady's fault. no. brady's still a saint and snoop's still an awesome boss. and let's just let it go. >> but guy. >> it it's an tyrus is right. this was an ad. this ad is immediately dated. it was done in like 2024 under a different assumption. that's why it doesn't feel right. >> it also felt like it was not from 2024 but 2021. >> yes. >> the super bowl of 2021, that was the vibe i got off of it. but i don't want to criticize too much because far be it from me to critique our fox colleague tom brady. i like this idea that he's my colleague. yeah, like, oh, my colleague and dear friend tom brady was in a fabulous commercial in 2021, but they found the tape and played it last night. >> would you have liked it if they had kissed? >> i'd be snoop.
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>> of all of all the things i'd ever hear. come out of your mouth, tom. >> no. >> i rescind my offer, jim. >> in the green room. you told me that this this ad cut you right to your core. that you had planned on a mass killing last night, and you saw the ad, and it totally changed your mind. >> greg, you're not wrong. and then i decided if i'm going to kill someone. i looked in the mirror, i went. but i. i'm glad everybody poked fun at this and had your glib laughs. but i happen to. i shed a tear when i saw this. i said, my god, hate is wrong. like they hit the nail on the head and i'm like, what's wrong with the world? and i wasn't too sure what was going on. i'm like, there's got to be a word for it. and then i saw them crystallize it, and i
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was worried the nfl would be, like, really and saccharine. but i'm so happy that they really brought it together and taught me a lesson that needed to be learned. a tough lesson. but i did learn it. you know, i like both of these guys, and i just think these commercials are so like, it would've been great if they had, like, a jew and a palestinian really going at each other, and they keep coming back to it every commercial, and they're still arguing. >> like. >> make it like a 2.5 hour thing where somebody's yelling at a fat person on a plane for, you know, sitting in half in their seats. that's the real. that's the real hate. >> that's the real hate, the real conflict. >> there's a real reason there. i hate you because you're obese and you only bought one seat. yeah. >> and that hate will never go away. >> no. and it's right. >> yeah. the more you know. >> i feel good about this. >> yes, i do too. all right. coming up, dana white hates the news in the land of kangaroos. >> known for sharing what you love. no one. wants to be known for cancer, but a treatment can be. keytruda is known to treat
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>> dana white brings the thunder to those down under. he said it, not me. our second video comes from a place called australia, which is a continent or a country. one of the two. anyway, during a press conference briefing with ufc president dana white while promoting his organization's return to sydney a place, not a person, dana criticized the local media for their sensationalist articles written about him. >> watch for. >> a place that is so tough. >> and the people, everything on land and the water can kill you. >> you have the biggest >> i've ever seen in. >> the media. >> in my life. i saw a story where a guy was like, i saw dana do a podcast with the premier, and it physically made me sick. holy. you guys have to have the biggest >> of all. >> time in the. >> media here. >> i agree to disagree. if the media were actually vaginas,
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people might like them. >> some more than others. >> yes, that is true. >> yeah, speak for yourself. >> no, no. but like. but for real. >> tyrus. he makes this great point that australia is known for being so rugged and risk takers, but their media is worse than ours. they freak out over, they censor. >> i think their media was imported from england. i think because it's true though, i think everything that crawls swims can get you in australia. i've had i've gone over there probably 4 or 5 times in my life and it is a tough place. but i love the fact that it's okay to just cuss and speak your mind again. yeah, again. not to date the last thing we talked about, the commercial that was filmed, he had dana had that outburst just six months ago. ufc, as we know it
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would have had to change all the consonants. you know, he would have been banned, censored, like. and he triggered everyone. he literally called him out for who they are. he mansplained it and everybody was okay with it. i'm sorry. you know, like, he used to be kind of quiet and shy. i kind of liked this new dana. >> he's just. >> telling it like it is. and i love the reporter's rebuttal. >> yeah? yeah. yes, jim, it seems like the media is under attack everywhere. and you've been covering the media for years in your media think tank norton does media. >> that's exactly right. >> yes, yes, yes. and congratulations on the grant. >> thank you very much, hugh grant. he's a big. boo. i'm booing myself. you don't have to do it. i love dana as a former fighter. >> yes. >> asked me when i used to fight. when did you fight injustice, greg? >> oh, yes. >> and my own desires and i lost. i'm like, go ahead,
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impale yourself on it. so. there's this. i'm just being a goose. >> i came to work today. >> i have to i love dana because dana is he really does not suffer fools like he'll call out fighters if he thinks a fight sucks. dana white will go out and go. that fight sucked. it was boring. like he always lets you know how he feels. so this is not surprising at all. and he's right. the guy who wrote the article from, like, the editor of the sydney morning herald, i think, and it was just dramatic that dana had a meeting with the premier, and he said he heard the podcast and it made him physically ill. i hate it and just this sympathy. yes. like little, little mealy. it's just how could you be such a weakling? yes. as a person. >> and it's dishonest. nobody gets physically ill. >> that's the thing. he's a liar. on top of being an
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attention and a drama queen, he's lying. like someone may have seen that this man spoke to someone that he didn't like. it did not make him physically ill. it did not make him literally shake. and all these things that they say, it's performative. >> yes. >> it's someone saying that i was moved. like you get moved to sickness by words very rarely in your life. and it's not because you don't like a podcast appearance. yes. get over yourself. >> yeah. like if someone says, hey, i'm pregnant. >> yeah. >> what? >> i wouldn't know. >> yeah. >> cat. >> we have to remind ourselves that fox news is owned by australians. perhaps the greatest people that have ever walked the earth. i thought i'd put that in there. so i'm still standing. >> that's a really good save. yeah, i. because i would have forgotten that. no, i wouldn't, i you know, i've only really ever met like five australians
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but they always seem to be having a really good time. yes. that's what i don't understand. yeah. i've never met an australian like in a bad mood, but they're always like on a three month vacation. and i've been on a party bus like twice in my whole entire life. both times there were australians on the bus. >> yes. >> so i do feel like their media doesn't maybe represent the australian people. >> yeah. and i think that's what what tyrus was saying. it's weird. they're human beings in australia are just in like three, three places. the all the rest of the world is koala bears. >> and maybe they're so happy because you've met them. not in australia. >> yeah, i don't know. i'm an authority as someone who's met at least seven of them, i'm an authority to speak on that. >> do australians also have pockets in their stomach? i've never i've never seen a shirtless australian. >> they don't. but you really don't want to know where they store things. >> maybe i do. >> all right. >> up next, harry won't have to pack a bag because his wife is such a drag.
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asked him, hey, should you deport prince harry? it's like. and he'll think about it and it could happen. it'd be like, you know, should you should, you should. guy. guy benson have a corner office at fox and he might go. that's a good question. >> perhaps. perhaps. or it could be like, hey, can we just take over gaza and build hotels? >> he's like. >> yes. >> yes, i do love how he's going to, like, claim that this was a magnanimous answer. yes, because he's not going to deport prince harry. but in the same answer, he calls harry's wife terrible. and it's like the most trump thing ever. he's like, my gift to you is you don't have to go back over there, but i'm going to insult your wife. >> cat. you know, people were questioning, i don't know who the people were, whether harry lied about his past drug use to obtain a visa. who hasn't? >> yeah, i yeah, i think most people. but i also think that you're right. he was he's
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funny. and that is why people like him. because he's on the fly like, oh, we got him there. he could have had the boring answer of you're right, we should, because he's liberal and he's mean to me. and therefore he was like, no, his wife, she's terrible. she sucks. because that is one thing most people kind of agree on. >> yes, i think we all feel the same. but tyrus, if someone like you, if you were to ask donald trump a question like should fox and friends have a manatee host just by asking that question, you could get it. he would, he. >> would he would get a guy to be like, can we build a tank? yes. >> yes, yes. >> can will the water be clean? because i want the manatee to be comfortable. i don't want to. there's nothing worse than a news story with an uncomfortable manatee. i've been there. i love the fact that this. i'm very proud to say this is my president. because he hit him with the double diss. >> yeah. >> deporting you is too good for you. >> yeah. >> you have to stay with your
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wife. >> yeah. >> i mean, that's that's basically what he said. and i guarantee you there's a part of old harry when he's laying in bed tonight hearing about all the things he isn't was she talks about him, is saying that son of a should have deported me. like, what do i have to do? because he'd be like, i'm sorry, honey, you can't come. i have to go. we'll figure this out, you know? so i love trump. did he? it would be too kind. yes. he's just. yes. suffer. >> amazing. well, but anyway, don't go away. we'll be right back. >> it ain't my dad's razor. dad. >> hey! >> watch it. it's from. >> gillette labs. >> this green bar releases trapped hairs from my face. game changer. while the flex disc contours to it. so the five blades can get virtually every hair in one stroke. for the ultimate gillette shaving experience, the. >> best american get. >> is gillette labs. >> nearly 1 in 4 u.s. consumers have been a victim of identity theft, even when they did all
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