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>> i'm jesse watters with judge jeanine pirro, richard fowler, a gray filled and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is at the five. are you, okay,, this is ask and he's a great guy with a hign iq. >> reporter: elon musk and his son signing off on a contract backing up a doge. and he went point by point. >> if the people can vote and have there will be decided by their elected representative and we don't live in democracy we live in bureaucracy. f the people voted for major government reform. e no doubt.d b that was on the campaign thethat president spoke about that at

every rally and the people voted for that. that's whagot they will get exactly what they voted for. >> or close around i at trillin dollars. >> if you had competence andcari caring you cut the deficit. and di fully expect to be scrutinized and get your daily proctologist exam. >> reporter: while they areed articulating why doge is needed to cut the federal budget deficit in half.s we democrats held a dailyng anti-mosque rally leading swearwords fly. >> i said. [ bleepssy. ] trump. >> we will beat. i was going to say. [ bleeps ] but no i won't say that. >> i don't swear in public very well but we have to.el [ bleepsl ]ren trump don't tell my children i did that.n

eland the democrats screaming outside is stark.wl >> you have ina guy whose kid is crawling over them like a climbing wall talking about waste, fraud, and abuse treating it like a jungle gym. meanwhile i don't know what you call them but they are acting like children. what has happened is absent of policies or vision they have resorted to a consistent nonstop tantrum. i watch a lot of netflix and every show has somebody tied to a chair.e he the hero or the villain gets tied to a chair. democrats and media are tied to a chair and what they are trying to do is turn people againstagai each other. like maybe trump gets jealous ow mosque or tired of trump becausd they don't have anything to do. they are d noto the hero they e

the villain they won't get out of that chair. they. also do things u.s. aid there are programs there that help people. but they neglect to point out that is the point of the prograi to point them out to say it look at these programs while you steer the attention away from the wet work doing in other countries. the good programs are like the makeup and the skirt on the person about to roof he your drink. that is why again no heads of state are saying please don't take u.s. aid away from us it'sy only the t democrats and the gry train is coming to an end and the way they are acting they are like the mafia. with the kills a dozen people a year butwa then they hand out tn at christmas in little italy as if that's enough.or

>> i would hat ye to see your recommended for you page on. netflix. that we get scary. you ar e tied to a chair do you agree that you are tied to a chair richard? >> am , i tied right now. >> might bd noe a minute. >> i'm not. >> it's an analogy.>> i guess i didn't get it.wa but listen i do agree with him that the american people votedmy in when you vote for the opposite party in charge you want different but once again the constitution prescribes how it is supposed to get done. when it comes to allocatedt ha spending it happens by congress. as they are the person of the the congress is the parts.lloc they determine how money isw allocated and spent. not elon musk. agree with greg ifrm the people want reforms and do want to change agencies it's a

job with congress to do that it's interesting in this moment that many of the reforms happening are republican members of congress and they haven't been brave enough to go to therh well invoked think things to happen so they have the richest. men in the world doing the dirty work for them. ric >> it's not dirty work they are up avoiding people like him. >> i won't interrupt you. >> ii din responding to you. every time they try to cut something you guys would say oh, you are going to kill grandma. >> wait a second let's talk, about onlee of the things he was to cut such as the consumer financial protection bureau. it's limiting overdraft fees at bank and credit card late fees and made it easier for you to switch banks and remove medical debt from credit reports so you get rent after being sick. it goes after banks you have taking care people. r >> what's youric argument?peop

>> it's things that protect the american people and he's gettint rid of them because it doesn't work from leaners. >> where were yo theu>> november fifth. >> trump didn't go to th richaeo american people and say i wantde to raise your overdraft fees dif he greet. >> they made a clear what it was when he was running for president many people wouldee raise that. ths.e opposite he said he would cap those fees that didn'tbure happen you are right it's too late so play they wake up and see what's happening next time. >> this is like saying a prosecutor if that prosecutord seas fraudan and abuse. >> let me finish. if you see fraud and abuse you should just ignore it.ig here inos the bottom line. there is so much fraud and abuse and overspending and corruption in our government and the democrats never wanted us to know about it. never gave us the ability to look at it so now we have a man

who had four years out of officw to say you know what there is a lot more them we know. all ofe kn a sudden now this ist rocket science. you go in and bring a forensictt account and say can you look at these books. nobody is losing anything. there is a temporary hold and wg will decide what to do with this and in three weeks they have unearthed incredible things the american people are disgustedwi with. paying for transgender operas in foreign countries and nothing to do with promoting americaney w stuff. and say this is for the elon billionaire buddies. it's about saving my hard-earnem taxpayer dollars. the end and it's gone on for years and taking a look at the books and we got a judge to say you can't walk anymore i want you to stop from looking at thet books. how un-american is that. that we can't even decide where

there is fraud and abuse. and 83% want to change in this government. has elon said it's aboutt co competence and caring. and i cared about the fraud ina this government and they're doing it through -- and usaid. >> so who's winnin g the debateng t in washington? >> when these member of congres? we see in the past few weeks when they get up there at their rallies they think cursing is persuasion and they look ridiculous and sometimes president trump would curse and they would be surprised but nowo they are trying to match thatttr instead of saying they have a better idea there is no betterot idea with the aren't trying to explain that to people so i think they are losing there. the other thing is on cnn they had a segment which read we are three weeks into trump's second term in their warnings the u.s.

is dangerously close to a constitutional crisis. they said it so long it's become the boy who cried wolf. i think there's a new nemesis people need to think about which is government labor unions. these are labor unions which are formed from government employees. y work against the american taxpayer paying their salary. so a lot of these lawsuits and things where they will try to come up the works and slow things down, go back to government labor unions and people have to pay attention to that. >> jesse: they also dominate -- they donate strickler to democrats. and richard has a lot of late fees on his credit card, i think we found that out. >> richard: no -- >> jesse: pay your monthly ballot, we don't need a government to tell you what to do. >> richard: not all government labor unions -- not all government labor union support just democrats for the border patrol -- >> dana: may be the border patrol -- >> judge jeanine: for good reason -- >> dana: why do they do that? >> richard: i'm just pointing out the facts peered. >> jesse: up next, president trump unleashi threato

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♪ ♪ >> greg: president trump promising to let all hell break loose if hamas terrorists don't release all israeli hostages by noon this saturday. he doubled down on his promise while hanging with the king of jordan. >> i don't think they're going to make the deadline, personally. i think they want to play tough guy but we will see how tough they are. a bully is the weakest person and they are bullies.

hamas is bullies. >> you say all hell will break out of all of the hostages are not released on saturday, what do you mean by that? >> i have looked at the condition of people coming out of the hostage situation and it is horrible. i don't want to do two and then redo another two in another week and then we do four, three weeks now. they either have them out by saturday at 12:00 or all bets are off. >> greg: all that's are off. pro-trump also giving more details on his gaza plazas plan. >> we are not going to buy anything. we are going to have it and keep it and make sure there is peace and there is not going to be any problem and nobody is going to question it, and we are going to run it very properly, and eventually we will have economic development at a very large scale, may be the largest scale on that site, and we will have lots of good things built their including hotels and how office buildings and housing and other things, and we will make that

site into what it should be. >> greg: you know, judge, i'm glad he brought up the condition of the hostages because we keep hearing this almost equating these sides. this is like, i mean, they look like they are survivors of the holocaust and it is like, there should be no fs given when dealing with these guys, these animals. >> judge jeanine: if you know anything about donald trump, you know that when he saw that, that really infuriated him, and if you recalled, it was during his first administration that he heard about chemical weapons being used against kids in syria and he had i think it was the mother of all bonds, i'm not sure, but he did this strategic strike at the chemical weapons faculties in syria, in and out, because he didn't like what was happening to kids. the same thing with these holocaust-looking survivors who i understand, greg, were force-fed the last week before being released. and what we've got to understand is we have given hundreds of

prisoners back to gaza and the palestinians, and these are prisoners first as a hostage who hasn't done anything. the terrorists, now they are saying israel not living up to their end of the deal, they think they are dealing with joe biden. they are not dealing with joe biden, they are dealing with donald trump, so i kind of tied the a block, the last thing i will say, we all know the two-state solution hasn't worked, it's not going to work, don't try it again. all the money that we are wasting on usaid and all of the fraud and corruption, we've got to figure out a way to get the palestinians out of gaza for them to rebuild gaza, whether moving through one half and building that half or whether you pay money to each abdullah in jordan who has a resistance to them because of what happened on black september, because of what the plo did, but we've got money. we can force countries to clear out gaza.

>> greg: that's the problem, is like these countries nearby don't want to upset their political balance which is fragile by taking in half a million palestinians because then they lose power in egypt or jordan. >> dana: but actually no one has ever cared about the palestinians as much as the americans have. and i say that because who helps them? they will pretend to help them. iran says here, we will help you, if you kill israelis, if you kill jews, and jordan is like we have so many and their economy is not great, egypt is like we don't want them here, problems with the muslim brotherhood. it is nuanced. it is complicated, it's complex. what is not complicated is the issue of right and wrong when it comes to these hostages. what he is saying is we are not going to be like biden anymore. the bidens were slow walking weapons to the israelis, don't want you to go too far and actually actually win this thing. we want to draw out the pain for as long as possible.

i actually do have a question for the president. does he mean it noon our time or their time because it matters. >> greg: what is the time difference? >> dana: seven hours peered. >> greg: 5:00 a.m., the middle of shabbat, i don't know what is going to happen on that front. hamas does not know how to deal with trump. you are going to give trump an ultimatum? i don't think so. try to out negotiate him? you think he is joking? i will end with this. i understand the sensitivity for the families of the hostages who we believe are alive because right now they are possibly in more danger than they have ever been in these next few days. so i am hoping that hamas does the right thing and turns them over, as jeanine said, we already -- the israelis have released 200 convicted terrorists, right, did any of them look like they had been starved? where is the united nations? my last point on this, actually, is we had hostages that were being held in some of the u.n. rwa camps, money we are paying

that they were given, the bidens had it backwards, held back weapons but gave 82 gaza, that is not -- the opposite of what should have happened. >> greg: the opposite of nuanced, let's go to jesse. but gaza stand, do you think it is a negotiation tactic? >> jesse: there is a grand bargain, what to do with the palestinians, the displacement and the rebuild, but you also work in, you want to redo the diplomacy between saudis and israelis and also deal with the iranian nuclear weapons, so it is all one big negotiation. i don't know how it plays in, but as jeanine said, they cannot peacefully coexist. the two-state solution, living side-by-side, it's an unrealistic expectation. so this gaza stand is the only alternative. i'm not saying it is the answer, but right now it is the only alternative that's realistic, so

until the arab powers come with their idea, this is the only idea at play right now. i love the deadline, greg. i love having deadlines. you saw how great ted lines were with terror threats, now a military threat to back it up, and hamas could miscalculate because they want to stretch the negotiation wants to give away all the hostages. they don't have any more bargaining chips. than the cease-fire is over and anything could happen. they are going to test the israelis and the americans. the americans and the israelis have to understand if they are going to enforce them blowing off this deadline, they are going to have to risk possibly risking the lives of the hostages by going in with heavy strikes. are they willing to take that risk? i don't know. the arab world, the europeans, the media, they are not pressuring us. they are not pressuring the israelis. we have a free hand here. this population in palestine is

hostile, it's uneducated. it's even more radicalized than they were at the beginning of this. now they have no homes at all. they are even more hateful of the israelis. and their birthrate is explosive. the average palestinian woman has five and a half babies. the average israeli woman has only two and a half babies. so demographically they are a threat. not to mention the national security threat to. there is no way you can have these two peoples living side-by-side. >> greg: interesting. all right, richard, close us out. what is going to happen on saturday, give us your prediction. >> richard: i don't know but i hope hamas does release these hostages and do it soon. i have a lot of questions but the president's plan to sort of -- i think he said he is going to make sure it is peaceful, hotels, office buildings, et cetera. and the reason i have that is i think no matter what side of the aisle you are on, we sat on the stable, you and i, greg, talking

but afghanistan, peace in the middle ea this region sounde beginning of a long american deployment. i want to know who is going to rebuild it, i want to know who is going to pay for it. i want to know how we are going to enforce the peace. i want to know how long we're going to enforce the peace. and i want to know if it is going to be another long american deployment to make that happen because i think no matter what side you live or how old you are, i don't want to see more american troops over there because to jesse's point, you have two group of people who do not like each other. one group is more radicalized. i think the netanyahu government does not like the palestinians so we are in a world in which the ideal of maintaining that peace would require a long american deployment, and i don't know if i like that. >> greg: all right, up next, president trump is making the irs audit the border. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> dana: the irs might be switching from deductions to deportations and we are here for it. dhs is thinking about having tax agents tracked down illegal immigrants, investigate human trafficking money come and check out businesses hiring undocumented workers. border czar tom homan is all in on the plan. >> we will put them to work. the law enforcement officers, but them to work and help secure some of these at large operation, don't have immigration authority but cover a backdoor, we will take them, we can use all the help we can get pizza p for i think some of the irs agents would be like yeah, let's go. >> greg: i'm the opposite, this is my worst nightmare and i mean that literally. i have dreams where i come to fox and they change my job so i am actually reporting from gaza or something. you know i am no good on the road. i have fair skin. i can't ride a horse.

>> richard: sunscreen, greg. >> greg: i need structure. i do like the fact they are going after real criminals instead of us. i wonder if human traffickers will claim their hostages as deductions. all they are doing is removing assets from one department to one that is most urgent. the most urgent priority. and it just raises that question. why is it so easy to shut down the border now. >> dana: i know. >> greg: almost as if the free-flowing migrants wasn't by accident. it wasn't just the cartels get rich off of this. >> dana: the other thing, judge, maybe this will make the irs focus on, as you said, the real criminals, and stop going after grandma's who are making a few extra dollars on etsy with their homemade goods. >> judge jeanine: on etsy and $600 venmo thing. who better to work on some of the financial charting of human trafficking, as well as drugs, as well as businesses that

employ illegals. these irs agents clearly can work together -- it is like a task force that we used to create all the time, bring state local federal, all work toward one goal, not part of the same office but you get it done, because you bring expertise. if i can add one thing, the fema money, i just want to say, i am so outraged that fema in this block has given them $59 million to new york city to hotels to how was illegals. only $19 million went directly to the hotels. the rest went to food and security. which i read as corruption and kickbacks like usaid. a lot of money being spent. improperly, richard. >> dana: richard, are you okay with irs agents assigned to the border? >> richard: two points. they are actually being assigned to figure out what is happening -- i felt for a long time that was sort of the back

door to the undocumented problem in the country, is that you have companies who are hiring undocumented workers for a long time, in this sort of immigration football, it has been a lot of companies do not want to tell people they are hiring undocumented folks to work at their companies, and as a result, more and more undocumented folks come. the republicans, democrats, chamber of commerce, this football, we don't want to deal with this part. now i think we're getting getting to the solution, bipartisan football everyone has been hiding and we are not getting to the bottom of, so i appreciate it. i want to talk about what we have seen sort of happening on capitol hill, which is we have seen a number of trump cabinet secretaries saying we need more money for immigration reform. they have asked for additional transportation to help deportations. they have asked for materials and workers to finish the border wall. they have asked for additional immigration judges and monies to help build facilities to help -- to detain immigration folks. the funny part of all of that is all of those things seem very similar to the bipartisan

immigration bill that joe biden and kamala harris tried to get passed last year. >> dana: after they had opened the border -- >> richard: sure, very true, but what stopped that bill last year was the fact that a lot of republicans wouldn't vote for that bill. >> judge jeanine: because it let too many people in. >> richard: but these are the same things. >> judge jeanine: doesn't matter. >> dana: i think in the long run -- >> richard: all i'm saying is for this bill to pass they are going to require democrats to join republicans, and i hope democrats show republicans a little grace -- >> dana: can't choose a side? the president can't just decide? >> richard: this is the power of the purse and will require -- >> judge jeanine: additional funding is needed. >> richard: this is additional funding which is why the letter -- >> judge jeanine: all that other stuff. >> dana: right into the weeds, let's pull it back out and ask jesse -- >> richard: or hope democrats are willing to give some grace. >> dana: irs agents at the border? >> jesse: i am with greg. you are a numbers crunch or who

is antisocial, you are best runs with a calculator, and your dream job is sitting behind a desk staring at a computer screen. you've got a pension. your idea of a good time is karaoke. they are going to give you a glock, and then send you out to sweep the streets with tom homan? these people are not ready. i love -- richard, it pains me to say this, you are right. we do need some high-profile raids against some of these companies. who are hiring these illegal aliens because it is a magnet. and once you do that and put it on fox and show everybody, it will scare them out of doing it and it will boost the wages of the american worker and kill their remittances that are going to mexico, and also, richard, you have to cripple the cartels because they are the muscle that bring in the migrants. and we have to stop doing so much cocaine. >> greg: oh, not yet. >> jesse: i know it is good, but that is the real problem. if we kicked the cocaine habit,

we wouldn't have these cartels driving these migrants here in the first place. and that is why -- richard, if you are healthy, spiritually and physically, you don't feel depressed and you don't have the need to sniff so much blow. >> greg: eat the coke. >> jesse: stop doing so much cocaine. >> richard: i know you want that for your show but dr. phil already -- >> jesse: to what? >> richard: he is already on the raids. >> dana: we will get to it. good to know we don't need to do cocaine. >> jesse: out of the weeds. >> dana: up next, liberals are flooding therapy offices to complain about president trump. ♪ ♪

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>> judge jeanine: [laughs] president trump is still making the liberals scream and needing therapy. d.c. psychologists are now seeing an uptick in democratic patients after the election because of how fast 47 is getting stuff done. one neuropsych neuropsychologist telling axios "i think we can take so much of something before the human brain can't keep up." it sounds like these democrats should lie down on a coach. >> everyone knows there is waste in government and should be cut. but d.o.g.e. is using a meat a ask. >> why does elon musk want to get rid of all of this? because he is a thief. he is a gangster. >> keep his grubby hands, his greedy grubby hands off of our government. >> a rally a day keeps the fascists away. >> judge jeanine: all right, richard, so the democrats are having a breakdown according to d.c. psychologists peered are

you headed for therapy after "the five" today? >> richard: no. i see my therapist once a week regardless, therapy is good for everybody, period. i don't care what side of the aisle you live on, it is good to talk to somebody about your feelings. >> judge jeanine: are you frustrated? >> richard: no, no, no, i actually believe in that. i think health care companies, just like you see your doctor for a checkup every year, you should see a mental health person for your checkup every year. if we did that more as a country, there would be less violence -- [laughter] i actually do believe that. >> judge jeanine: you know, they say, jesse, that it is rapid-fire, breakneck speed, experiencing too many collective stressors. the interesting thing is the way i look at it, i was stressed over the last three years over the lack of action, and the embarrassment of the other president no one cared about that. >> jesse: and you bottled it up and you took it out on harold ford. i don't like these shrinks violating the sanctity of the

doctor-patient relationship. these psychiatrists can't just blab to the media. i have all of these dems coming and complaining -- you can't do that. great segment for us, though. you cannot let other people upset you. then you give them control over yourself. and the minute, richard, you feel a little upset about something, you take a deep breath, and you don't have to pay a shrink to talk. your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, if greg upsets me and says something flip, and insulting about my hairpiece, which i don't have, i go to emma and i just tell her what he said, and the mere act of telling that someone something makes you feel better. >> richard: i'm sure emma has a therapy bill it costs a lot of money because of you. >> jesse: don't you dare talk about emma. they are also treating trump like covid. remember how trump had daily press conferences. this is the new thing, democrats

have a press conference every day and they treat him like a pandemic. yesterday we talked about the guy with the earmuffs. let's move on. the woman with all leather, very distracting. again, you have to dress somewhat in a standard fashion for me to listen to what you are saying or else i can't stop staring at the leather. >> judge jeanine: she stressed you out? >> jesse: didn't stress me out, i was confused. >> dana: need to talk about it? >> richard: get some therapy. >> jesse: just tell emma. >> judge jeanine: the rollback of dei and i.c.e. and closing the borders is stressing people? >> dana: they are probably going to tell their therapist at their party is terrible. that should be the most depressing part. they can't get up off the map. i also think we shouldn't have to think about our government so much. we live in a country where you have blessed with opportunity and freedom, and your government should just work.

you shouldn't have to think about why is it that there is so much trash on sixth avenue? you shouldn't have to worry about that, mr. mayor, shouldn't have to worry about it. the goal should be that you go on about your life, you do your job, you do your hobbies, you enjoy your family, get to travel once or twice a year, how all this -- and you don't have to worry about the government so much, that should be the goal. >> judge jeanine: i agree. want to wrap it up, greg? >> greg: you know what the difference is? i don't like getting emotional on "the five" or any show. i do not -- i don't think it is helpful when you are talking about this stuff to be emotional. they have steered in the opposite direction and somehow they put this on trump but trump didn't create this mental illness. it's generated by their own team when you tell your team that the world is going to end on 2020 -- in 2027, climate hysteria, if you tell them there is a racist under every bed, if you tell them you are against trans surgeries for kids, you are

going to have a rash, an epidemic of teen suicides, you are creating a world of apocalyptic predictions and lies. it is no wonder that they reframed their brain so that they are incapable of anything but doom, and they are emotional, they forget the world outside is actually fun. there is other people out there that are different than you. i think they should follow dana perino rule, which is you agree to meet with somebody who has been bothering you for a while, you meet them for 10 minutes, a limited hang just to get it out of your way. that is what these people should do with trump. they should go, you know what, it is not so bad. get it out of your system. just admit a few things, just move on, man. move on. >> judge jeanine: all right, we're going to move on. up next, president trump has a plan to save the apex predator sharks and plastic straws. ♪ ♪ here's to getting better with age.

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♪ ♪ >> richard: president trump is saving plastic straws and sharks. assigning a federal order to ditch paper straws and believe it or not he believes it should

actually save the oceans apex predator, watch. >> we are going back to plastic straws. these things don't work. i've had them many times and on occasion they break, they explode. if something is hot, they don't last very long, like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. it is a ridiculous situation, so we are going back to plastic straws. i don't think that plastic is going to affect a shark very much as they are eating, as they are munching their way through the ocean. >> richard: dana? >> dana: i just wonder what he said after munching their way through the ocean because you can sort of imagine it. this is another one of those 90-10 issue, 90% of the public is like yeah, we agree with them. if you want to buy a paper straw, you can. he is not banning them, just saying the government doesn't need to keep worrying about this so much. >> richard: greg? >> greg: you know what, think about like trump 90-10 issues, showerheads, toilet flushing,

dishwashers, these are all visceral things that you kind of go, like, oh, i know, paper straws suck. as you were talking in the break, it sucks when you are doing cocaine. a plastic straw -- >> dana: i always say that. >> greg: it clogs it up. people understand when you talk about straws. they don't understand when you talk about gender awareness or climate in equity or inequality. none of that stuff, you can't feel it, but everything trump talks about you can feel, visceral. richard, visceral. >> richard: jesse? >> jesse: i want to know what he meant by the straw explodes. >> richard: so do i, i've never seen a straw -- >> jesse: is he talking about an explosion -- >> dana: implosion, may be. saudi. >> jesse: and what does he -- what hot liquid is he drinking from a paper straw? >> dana: not sure. >> jesse: that's what i want to know. i also know they did this originally to save the seagull,

but if anyone -- >> richard: turtle. >> jesse: get to that. if anybody has been at the beach and you see these seagulls come in hard, had a hoagie in my hand one time and a siegel divebombed -- it was a medium hoax. they had a sea turtle in 2015 and some doctor of the ocean -- what do they call those people? >> greg: do oh -- the ocean. >> jesse: they pulled a plastic straw out of the seagulls nostril on tv and went viral, that motivated the ban. >> greg: you know what save tortoises lives? plastic. people were making their eyeglass frames out of tortoiseshell's. >> jesse: and that turtle was sniffing cocaine. >> greg: yes, in a paper straw. and it exploded killing the tortoise. >> jesse: we have to stop doing so much cocaine. turtles included. >> richard: judge jeanine, please save us peered. >> judge jeanine: 59% of americans want plastic straws,

and if you are concerned about the environment or the sharks are the turtles, don't put it on me, punish someone for litterin. it's like you punish us by locking things up at cvs. it is the consumer who was always getting punished. you know, punish the criminal, don't punish me and stop putting the burden on the consumer. also, have you ever thought of if you are president for a day, what is the one thing he would do? >> jesse: lock up greg peered. >> judge jeanine: get rid of plastic straws. >> dana: feels about plastic straws -- >> richard: for littering? >> judge jeanine: yes! absolutely. >> dana: i wonder what rfk jr. things about plastic straws. i bet he is not for them. i bet not. let's check into that. >> judge jeanine: don't need them. >> richard: we are for one more thing, which is up next. ♪ ♪ look at 'em, streaming directv without a satellite dish. did you see how fast that guy found the game — he hardly struggled at all! every day is a struggle for us pigeons...

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