play the video, dogs are starting to howl. a great guy, loves his country. even if they lost to the lakers. a great show, unfortunately the president seems to want to take your slot. he is taking my slot here on the fox news channel. linda says love your show, appreciate your professionalism. i appreciate all of that. i appreciate the debate we had earlier on ukraine and the war. this will be home to debate, people will hear when i disagree with them, as well. every day we want to have that conversation and have it with you, as well, as part of will of the people. thanks for joining us as we get to the heart of the matter from the heart of america. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld

along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and she once went sledding in a snow globe, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ the democrats getting their in a twist that the first ever house d.o.g.e. subcommittee hearing, lawmakers fuming over trump and elon musk's efforts to -- sex changes for guatemalans. and minds for retirees. >> he was using his propaganda machine when he said that we sent millions of dollars to gaza for condoms. that was a live peered we do not work for an unelected billionaire like apparently this guy does. >> the last congress, chairwoman green literally showed a [bleep] pick in our oversight congressional hearing so i thought i would bring one, as well. this of course we know is president elon musk. we know he is leading a power

grab. also abided by and encouraged by donald trump. >> they want to look into your kids lunch money. it is about helping elon musk and donald trump be as efficient as possible and robbing our government. >> greg: but it could have been a lot worse. at least they didn't burst into song. ♪ which side are you on ♪ ♪ we will fight against d.o d.o.g.e. ♪ ♪ we will fight elon musk ♪ ♪ within our walls ♪ ♪ will fight from dawn to dusk ♪ >> greg: which side are you on? the losing side. but the obama pod bros are taking a different approach, lamenting how d.o.g.e. pete them to the punch. >> i have seen the messaging memos, young people, gen z, they like d.o.g.e. and what elon is doing. we know government is slow and can be inefficient and bureaucracy can be bloated, we all worked in the [bleep] white house, we tried to reorganize the government and find efficiency. it is hard to do.

>> some of this is pretty annoying because it is some of the stuff we should have done. you could do some of this. >> greg: they are working through the stages of grief. happening just moments ago, president trump defending musk from the constant attacks from the left. >> but i want to commend elon because he doesn't need this. he is abused by you people every day. he has found more things than anybody could find. i think he's got the credibility to do it. i know he does. >> greg: you know, jesse, the gutfeld theory of public singing, you know you have run out of ideas if you feel compelled to burst into song. >> jesse: when you are singing, you are losing. the democrats look like code pink with better clothes. they are losing the information more and it is easy because there is no victims they are pointing to. where are the children going hungry? where are the veterans that can't get aid at the va? there is none. the victim is the taxpayer. obama did try to figure this out, but he failed.

we have a retirement paperwork cave where hundreds of people are working for the government and writing things out in longhand. he tried to computerize it for $100 million, failed, so hired more people to work in the cave. it is the stupidest thing i've ever seen in my life. musk is working for trump. trump hired the world's richest man. that is a flex. that is what you call a power move and he is working for free. it is like good cop/bad cop. musk is going out there and firing people and cutting spending and trump is at the super bowl and bringing hostages home. that's okay. he is only going to do this for about a year and a half, the deadline kind of like this show. greg gutfeld is like musk, he is the bad cop. he whines, he complains, he kind of makes moves and gets things done for the rest of us, while i sit back and look good. [laughter] that's what's going on right now. >> greg: wow. >> dana: that's pretty good. >> greg: you know, dana, this

cave thing is insane. do you know -- what is -- how -- how can -- we didn't know about this? >> dana: we didn't. many reporters have reported on it over the years. in 2014 a big piece in "the washington post" and then they did it, what is going on here? that is why the "pod save america" guys are like we know about these things and they were ineffective at getting anything done because you bump up against a bureaucratic wall, you have other priorities, fine peered to the retirement underground, whatever. but when you have somebody like elon musk working for free and they have all of the young people saying we can fix this in 10 minutes, let's go ahead and do it. when the dems were singing today i thought about the judge because -- not because you sing. but the democrats can't prosecute their case. ended this was in front of her courtroom, i feel like you would say in my chambers and say get r book title. you are making fools of yourself

and i am trying to be here. if not, i will call a mistrial. the democrats are making it about the age of the engineers. they already lost young people. why do you want to lose more of these young people? they also are rallying behind unpopular government workers. i know there are a lot of great government workers who have dedicated their lives and their careers, i know all of that, but we do know that there are a lot of people who have been posting for a long time on the taxpayer dollars and there is not a lot of sympathy there, and three, they are dying on the dumbest hills, defending usaid, defending the cfpb, saying it was about consumers, it is so outrageous there is a constitutional crisis because someone put out a tweet and they think the 20th amendment israel because biden put out a tweet as amendment. they are terrible at prosecuting their case. >> greg: today, judge, this guy -- doesn't matter -- said

you could save a trillion a year just from the entitlement program abuse. that seems like a pretty good high ground for the republicans. where can the dems -- what are the dems going to do? >> judge jeanine: the whole thing is absurd. it absolutely makes no sense. you have a war on waste and the democrats are having a breakdown over the thing. you know, their biggest argument is that elon musk is unelected. no one else in the executive branch is elected. only the president is elected. why aren't you complaining about other people? at least the government is not paying elon musk, the guy is working for free, no one else is elected, and the crazy part about it, the guy you were talking about, what is his name? >> greg: haywood tell. >> judge jeanine: one of the things he talked about his 20% of government expenditures amount to waste and fraud,

whereas private sector only 3% is waste and fraud and when you put that together with what musk is talking about in the oval office, one of the images people object to, how is it the people who only make a couple hundred thousand dollars a year and up having tens of millions of dollars after they served in congress? clearly there is something off here. you don't need to be a rocket scientist. >> greg: the funny thing is musk is. >> judge jeanine: and finally, this is what the american people wanted. they are voting for it and they are getting it. >> greg: harold, is this the time where you step in and go "but it's not constitutional. the congress is known as the purse for a reason." i'll have you know that usaid was founded on the executive order so i will just get ahead of you. >> harold: but it is funding -- look, i am glad to be back with everybody peered good to see no one has lost ther ability to get fired up. i would say just a couple of things.

i support what elon musk is doing. i think this whole idea about finding things in the government that aren't working, finding things we are paying too much for, we should figure out ways -- judge, i think what he was talking about, people making a couple hundred thousand and now being worth tens of millions, he was talking about people in the executive branch -- >> judge jeanine: no, he was talking about congress. we can both win on that because i can definitely .2 people in congress who came in with virtually nothing is left with tens of millions. >> harold: i hope he is looking -- i don't know those people. >> judge jeanine: i'll tell you at the break. >> greg: harold ford. >> harold: mr. musk has every right to do what he is doing. when people say he is not elected, he is not elected, but others had to go through a confirmation hearing and an oath and then signed documents saying they are not going to conflict themselves. i believe he won't do it and i believe the president will hold him to it. two, at the end of the day, what the president and mr. musk want to do is figure out ways in

which to reduce spending, you can't do it the way you are doing it. you've got to do it going forward. per congress met a budget, zero out of usaid, zero out of the primitive education. democrats are so frustrated, even some republicans, everyone around the table, we all said since november that donald trump has essentially been the president of the united states and joe biden disappeared from the stage, and that donald trump was running things. now he is officially running things, so now that you are officially running things, there is no need to look back. if you want to zero out salaries of people at departments or agencies that aren't working, zero them out, but you can't go back and do it the way you are doing it. we have something called marbury versus madison, which the judge certainly knows, but since the courts and judges have the absolute right to determine the constitutionality of laws and statutes. no one has said that the president can't go forward and say zero these things out. i think democrats -- very clumsy, i would agree, i don't know why have to sing, please

stop singing if you are opposing what he is doing and just say you oppose it and these are the reasons we oppose it. i differ with democrat to oppose him because he is trying to reform it. i agree with them when they say he can't go backwards or retrospectively try to do this. finally, to mr. musk, i've got a lot of thoughts, we've got a couple more segments here. if we are going to find ways in which to balance the budget, let's look for some big items. denying nutrition programs for people in rural america, that is not big. trying to cancel or minimize alzheimer's and cancer research, come on, give me a break. and finally, where a blazer when you go into the white house and the oval office. i'm a big believer, i told john fetterman to put a suit on when you go to the floor, put a suit coat on when you are going to dictate and educate how to reform our government and reduce spending. something i think you are largely right on. >> greg: all right, you know, harold, have to take umbrage with the whole moving forward thing. if somebody commits a crime and somebody tells you you should

move forward, you have to look backward if a crime was committed. you have to look and see. saying you are going to move forward basically absolves people of the horrible -- >> harold: absolving himself, he was president five years ago. all i'm saying is zero it out. what they are trying to do is unconstitutional. no one more on the table wants to admit it but they can't go backwards and say take the funding away. it was signed into law peered the reason the law is the law is because congress passed it, the president signed it, and it has the added advantage of having the supreme court of the united states ratify it as a law, that is all i'm saying. >> greg: but you know what, let's agree to disagree. you got me. >> judge jeanine: basically what you are saying, just let them keep paying all these people until next year. i don't think that works. >> harold: how can you do it otherwise? what is the law, judge. tell me how you do it. >> judge jeanine: the department of education was created by an executive order by jimmy carter. and you know what, donald trump wants to destroy it by executive order, he should be able to do the same thing, so let's not act

like this is just something that is only, only capable of being done by cameras. >> greg: in your face. >> judge jeanine: that is fraud and corruption. i have to look the other way -- >> harold: you correct it. >> judge jeanine: getting kicked bats. i prosecute it and i stop it. >> harold: that's exactly what he should do. >> judge jeanine: what he is doing right now. >> harold: you can't -- >> judge jeanine: i want my money. >> harold: these are just facts. >> greg: it started by executive order, ended by executive order peered. >> harold: but funded by congress. >> greg: don't attack him with facts. [laughter] coming up, dems trying to pin the nightmare of bite inflation on president trump. ♪ ♪ if you might pray with me real quick. lord, you know what's on our hearts. you know where we struggle. you know where we need to be pushed.

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: well, well, well. look how the tables have turned. the left ignored sky high inflation for four years under joe biden, and now those same desperate democrats are trying to pin the january inflation report on president trump, which rose 3% from a year earlier, even though he was barely in office. >> if there is one mandate donald trump had, it was to fight inflation on day one. americans woke up this morning to bad news for their bank accounts. they woke up to a grim reality that donald trump is not going to keep his promise to lower costs. they woke up, americans woke up to an era of trump lesion, and unfortunately, this is only the beginning. >> judge jeanine: and here is something you never believe, joe rogan and joy behar aaron

agreement. the podcast superstar and cohost of "the view" both say democrats are on their path to redemption. >> they are not course correction at all. they are saying stupid [bleep], it is all nonsense. their understanding of social media and the dynamics that you set up, state-controlled mainstream media with only said the narratives you guys wanted, they offset it in strep. >> remember when donald trump used to call constantly, that is what they should be doing. they should be ambushing the airwaves, the democrats. get off your butts and start doing it. >> judge jeanine: okay, you know, the liberal left, jesse, is really having a hard time dealing with donald trump and all the successes in the 22 days he has been in office, and so they are saying right now that we've got to stop trump, slow him down peered we've got to call in and make sure people don't hear him.

>> jesse: when i met emma's parents for the first times i was at a beat beach in a bathing suit and so are they. that is the best way to meet someone because it strips you down of all of your b.s. peered they didn't see what car i was driving, they didn't see clothes i was wearing. this is the democratic party. and they are naked. they have nothing. this is who they are. they don't have the media. they don't have special counsel's. they don't have big tech to sensory you. all of their traditional weapons are gone. what you see is what you get, and what you are seeing are people just singing and swe swearing. they are unpersuasive. these are the kind of people that you see on a college ca campus, and activists who never matured, and they never had to mature, because they had all of these things in their corners that allowed them to cheat and

mobilize and cancel you and sensory you and bully you, and that is gone, so this is the stripped-down version of a true modern-day democrat. and it is embarrassing. greg has made the point, no one wants to have a beer with people like this. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana, they still haven't come to grips with why they lost and hakeem jeffries actually came out and said we've got to find some common ground with them. >> dana: i think if they continue to listen to people like joy behar they will stay in the doldrums. something that came out today is the democrats are mad at their outside groups because the outside groups are agitating them and they are saying but there is nothing we can actually do. we have no power. we have no seats. we have no special counsels, we have nothing. we have lost everything. you can't fix a mess like that by just flooding the airwaves because what are you going to say? all they are doing is cursing and singing, and they are not

persuading anybody. it's like you where the chiefs in the super bowl. >> greg: here we go. >> dana: i am doing this fresh. [laughter] >> jesse: welcome to my world. >> dana: andy reid in the locker room said just do better. and that was the only direction and they didn't give them a new game plan. than they were going to lose. they lost anyway, but they still made 22 points in the end. i don't know what i was going with the bat, exactly. i should never try. should have asked permission. today on "the new york times" daily podcast, they talked about the constitutional crisis that is happening. what they do, though, they throw their hands in the air, i guess no one cares because nobody is as smart as we are. and they don't look in the mirror and touch some grass and think about what is really going on. >> judge jeanine: can you tell us if they are smart, greg? >> greg: this isn't left or right anymore. it is before and after. there is no way they can go

back. the old concept of how to defeat trump's 2023. it is not trump they need to defeat. it is themselves. my wife drives me nuts, the shrink's not going to say let me talk to her, i will straighten her out. we need to address your behavior so you can react differently to these stresses, maybe that will help solve the problem. they have not yet gotten to that point but they have to reconcile there is no way to go back. i think america is learning and i think it is through d.o.g.e. and the transparency, educating themselves that all of that crap we went through during the biden years, it didn't have to be trans, soros, open border, managed to decline of a country. we were told that was how it was going to be and you were going to love it. this is just how it is.

now trump comes in and goes, no, in fact we can get rid of this, stop that, things are going to get better, going to feel better, everything is going to be great. people are going i ain't going back. there is no way to go back after this so the dems i think are pining for a dead lover. you know? just go to the cemetery, lay some flowers. your best bet is to move on, see the world for what it is, and it is not with the media told you it was. part of the responsibility is on the media who told them the world was totally different. >> judge jeanine: dead lover, harold. >> harold: that's a tough one. i'd say a couple of things. first, dana, your analogy was spot on, what i think he wanted to say after you said do better, that means just keep doing the same thing you are doing to try to do it better. that is what democrats are doing and it is ineffective. the campaigning that we did during the last election, it didn't work. the strategy didn't work because the message, the substance wasn't there. you have to develop new

substance. now president trump unfortunately today -- i say unfortunately because i didn't want the inflation numbers to come up like they did. i was hoping for inflation to be going down, not up, which it is. president trump immediately blamed president biden. i don't understand that. but it's where it is. i didn't want that. so democrats, a message is needed. why not develop a tax plan the democrats support the navy has no tax on tips, better tax for middle of class america, businesses, as opposed to singig outside of the capitol, why not do this in a rural or urban area across the country. as we sit here tonight republicans in the house and republicans in the senate are in disagreement over what mr. homan wants and the president wants for border security money. they want $175 million or $180 million. lindsey graham was to give it to them but speaker johnson can't get the votes in the house. highlight these differences as opposed to the nonsense that you are talking about. and judge, your lead in should

be the thing that democrats, if you are a coach, and you have them in the locker room, you put up on the wall, joe rogan, joy behar, they are in agreement. why the heck can we get an agreement on something to make the country better and stronger and make the middle class realize that we have a voice, not only a serious voice, but we have answers to their problems. >> judge jeanine: that was wonderful, harold. >> harold: thank you. >> judge jeanine: up next, the dealmaker in chief, trump, bringing americans home, and he is ready to end the world in won ukraine. ♪ ♪

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we ultimately expect to meet. we expect he will come here and i will go there and we will meet also probably in saudi arabia. >> dana: the dealmaker is putting his skills to the test. president trump sounding off on a phone call he had with russian president vladimir putin and started negotiations immediately to end the war in ukraine and that comes as a second american is heading home amongst three detainees released from belarus. the indicted tea of the hostage has not been released, we will let you know what we get it. less than 24 hours after trump's team secured the release of marc fogel. he was an american teacher detained in russia since 2021, and in an emotional moment, fogel literally kissing the u.s. oil on his return to the good old u.s. of a. jesse, he was not returned, even though six months before brittney griner, he took medical marijuana into the country. that was allowed, and the russians were looking for someone to go after on this.

they knew he was going to be on the plane. they knew he was likely going to have medical marijuana because he had taught at the school for a long time. that was six months before brittney griner. when she came home, the administration, we look back, sorry, we don't have any more details on that, refer you to the state department. >> jesse: yeah, so they both had grass, she came home and he didn't and everybody knows why. biden thought that would help him politically and it didn't, at all. and so trump is despite what people say about him a true humanitarian pier he places such a priority on human life. you got the gaza hostages, the russia hostages, the venezuelan hostages. almost immediately. remember what we did with otto warmbier. it is also the mah a movement. it is also fighting fentanyl. all of these things are about cherishing and saving human lives. and he doesn't get a lot of credit for that and he is not

going to get enough credit for ending the ukraine war and not going to get enough credit for hopefully resolving things in the middle east, but if you look back on both terms, at the end of the second one, he will be probably viewed as one of the more humanitarian-minded presidents we have had. >> dana: one of the things, judge, that was really lovely about this story is fogel's mother in her mid-90s, met with president trump in butler, pennsylvania, just minutes before trump was shot and she said if you win, will you bring my son home? he said yes, i will. she is in her mid-90s. time is of the essence. and they were finally able to be reunited. >> judge jeanine: he said -- her daughter said, i believe come on fox, president trump promised my mother he would bring my brother back, and i was listening to that and i was saying, that is who president trump is. you know, he is, as you said, jesse, humanitarian pier he is caring. this whole thing, dana, is

infuriating to me because i say to myself, 21 days this man is president. we've got six prisoners from venezuela. we've got countries taking back prisoners, biden said they won't take them back, i don't know what to do. the war is going to end in ukraine and russia. i mean, now putin is throwing in these prisoners -- and by the way, the exchange for marc fogel, you know, was a crypto hacker. the exchange for brittney griner was an arms dealer, terrorist-related charges, and the whole thing is just so bizarre. but it is infuriating that joe biden didn't even do wellness checks on american prisoners and hostages. and donald trump comes in in 21 days, and he is killing it because he cares. when you think about it, that is why joe biden joe biden got elected, everyone said he was the compassionate guy, didn't give a damn, didn't put any

effort into it and now we are seeing what a real president and a real caring man would do. >> dana: what do you think about the comparison, harold, because it is impossible to look at this and say president trump has been in office for not quite four weeks and all of these things has happened, especially the things that matter the most, our people are being held wrongfully, we should get them back, and this is pretty remarkable. >> harold: it is. any time in american comes home from being held hostage in a communist nation or for that matter any hostile territory, i just celebrate it. i think even looking, the equivalency of who might have been traded for home, i am glad he is home. the crypto hacker was a money laundering, too, but i am not complaining, i'm glad this guy is home, i don't know why he didn't get home sooner, was there politics involved, jesse, there may have been. i am one that sits back and says whenever an american comes home, congratulations.

mr. fogel also give a lot of credit to steve witkoff, who apparently i knew a little about before i learned about him publicly here, a little about his business ventures, this guy has become a pretty good diplomat and reminds me in many ways of summer i hold in high regard, the late bill richardson who i served with in congress who was able get hostages released. to listen to mr. fogel last night praising the president and mr. griner , mr. witkoff. >> dana: a prison in japan for months even after that is our greatest ally as the young man from the state department to remind me, and i will never forget that phone call. that is why i am saying, president trump is getting these guys back from our adversaries. biden wasn't even able to get them back from our allies. >> greg: he is a nonbinary woman of color. don't you know any better, dana? by the way, to piggyback on what the judge said, it seems so

easy, and a lot of these things seem way easier than we were told. it's like when you compare the biden administration to the trump administration, when i leave work and i am pushing the door to leave and i can't get out and then the security guy goes just have to pull it open. and it feels like that peered all trump is doing, you just have to pull the door open. joe, you have been pushing the door, pull it open. i think the legacy news needs help with this story. go on cnn's home page, msnbc's home page, this story isn't anywhere. >> dana: really? >> greg: there was a book called "i hate myself" with joe scarborough holding it up which was amazing. they need to figure out how to spin trump freeing another hostage from russia as a threat to democracy. so this is for joy reid. i think she will do this. isn't it interesting that this happens within hours of tulsi gabbard getting confirmed? quid pro quo, which is latin for calamari, i think.

doesn't it make sense? i mean, tulsi is in, and marc fogel is out. and he is white. talked about white prisoner privilege. what do you say? >> jesse: that's good. >> greg: i think i could take over msnbc. but i don't want to. i've got a lot of work here peered. >> dana: don't leave. don't pull that door, or push that door. up next, along with the biden water rules, president trump bringing back those hard-hitting, high-pressure showers. ♪ ♪

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joe biden's weepy water rules down the drain and cranking the showers back to full blast. looks like greg's roommate larry kudlow is thrilled. >> welcome to the show, i hope you look forward to one of these great pounding trump showers again. >> i do, larry, thanks for having me on. >> jesse: so jeanine are you looking forward to the pounding of the trump shower? >> judge jeanine: i'm not even going to answer that. i'm going to go right for the stove. i can't wait -- actually, have a gas stove, even if he said i had to get an electric i wouldn't get it. they are rolling back the regulations. i like incandescent light bulbs, okay? i like them. i think they are very soft mood to a room and i like my gas stove. eat good food at my house and you will agree peered. >> jesse: harold, these incandescent lightbulbs, they do make you look sexier. it is objective peered when you get out of the shower which gives you a pounding and then these sexy bulbs, what kind of

changes in the herald for famil? >> harold: very clear, i love showers that throw out a lot of water. i love a shower that does a lot of water. i like a toilet that actually flushes. there is nothing worse than flushing a toilet that looks like it's going to flush and then it gets going and then maybe it goes down. i need a toilet to flush. >> judge jeanine: have a dog. >> harold: thank you mr. president on this one. >> jesse: like that feeling when you don't know if it is going to flush, dana, and then you are at someone else's house. >> dana: then you have to wait. [laughter] the shower rules actually turned me into a criminal. so we had a house in south carolina. we don't have it anymore so i don't know what the statute of limitations is on the breaking of the law, but it almost caused a divorce because we've built this beautiful new home. go to take a shower. i had to dance around to try to

get wet, and if you are going to try to get champ to an conditioner out of longhair, it takes a lot, and i was like, i am freezing in the shower because there's not a lot of water. regulations only say this much water pressure. i was furious, and of course who do i blame? >> jesse: peter. >> dana: exactly. peter has to call the contractor and the contractor came and gave us a little tip on how you could circumvent -- >> judge jeanine: how? >> dana: a little tool you put in there and then the water would flow normally, but it was against the law and i am not proud of it. but i would do it again. >> jesse: judge, let us know about the statute of limitations. >> judge jeanine: it has already passed, this is a minor crime. >> jesse: we might run out of water but at least we're going to look good. >> greg: this segment and the fact we have something to say something about it tells you whs winning peered we have all had

the displeasure of using a paper straw. but you know what we haven't done. we haven't participated in a drag show. we haven't committed racist acts against minorities. we haven't run into recidivist criminals with a heart of gold. trump lives in t the real worlde all live and breathe in. the dems live in the abstract realm of the rare exception. than the use the rare exception, the recidivist with a heart of gold, to justify heinous laws than ever end up ruining our lives peered straws, kitchen sinks, dishwashers, that is our world. for liberals when they hear dishwasher, they think mexican. [laughter] >> jesse: oh, boy appeared. >> judge jeanine: keep it moving. >> jesse: you're in my laying, greg peered. >> dana: next time you should turn signal. >> jesse: "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ when you're a small-business owner, your to-do list can be...a lot.

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♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back. is ai am making us dumber? someone says yes. new research has found humans increasingly rely on ai bots like chatgpt that they use less critical thinking skills,

basically it tricks our brains. jesse, when you heard about this story, read this story, is it something you agreed with? >> jesse: it is something i worry about because i don't have any brain cells left, harold. i know that cars made us fatter and i know that google maps made me get lost if i don't have one, so this is obviously the answer. we are going to get more stupid or stupider. i think it is already happening because i have been using ai and i like it. you can just say stuff or ask them things are tight in a question and you don't have to scroll around, it gives you a little ai thing on google. and it is right click 80% of the time. >> greg: that's all you need. >> jesse: in this job? [laughter] >> harold: i think he is onto something, a laziness skill, too much of a reliance, without question, the technology is transformational but is it transformational in the sense it

will make us worse? >> dana: one thing to stave off alzheimer's is keep your brain active and do puzzles and things like that. my brain is af atrophying. i think it is inevitable ai is coming. you don't even realize, thank you for correcting the spelling, and then you get -- >> jesse: spell check. >> dana: you don't have to ask it to spell check, it is doing it for you automatically. >> harold: but greg, the opposite argument is you have to be a critical thinker to ask serious and smart questions, so the smarter question you may ask of chatgpt, the more creative thinking answer you may get peered what do you think? >> greg: that is stupid, harold. when the automobile replace the horse, we all lost our horseback riding skills and got dumber and it came to navigating the carriage through this thick brush, but we didn't need to do that anymore.

i do agree. you just have to be smarter on your search terms. what you are going to be doing is building a different skill you didn't have before. it really also is about the design of a product. the design of a product can make you smarter. the universal remote makes you dumber for example, makes me feel stupid. i know. >> harold: when you were a judge, programs you initiated that were compassionate to people peered one thing about ai, does it each compassion and kindness? i am equally as concerned -- >> judge jeanine: i don't know how to use ai, going to talk to jesse after the show, all i know is the more you get answers from someone else, the less you exercise your brain, as dana was referencing. you don't have the critical thinking skills. with my calves, if i don't exercise, they atrophy and the same thing happens with your mind and that is the end of it.

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