xavier who moved to remove all age limits for gender reassignment drugs and surgery. but no alarm? what qualifications are there for that one? you are not terrified of that? i mean this is absolutely grandstanding, shenanigans. to be with your party. and i really don't think it is forgivable and i don't think people will forget it. >> laura: it is insanity. we are going to have you back just for health and wellness tips, okay? we will go really practical with you i hope next time you join us, think you so much. that is it for us tonight, don't forget to tune in tomorrow night, 7:00 p.m. eastern for my exclusive with rfk jr. it will be the first after the senate votes on his nomination. check me out on social media, a special photo going up after the show, jesse watters is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> he is a super genius that has

been [bleep] with. >> he will hunt you down. he is going to find out what is going on and that is good for everybody. >> jesse: doge keeps dunking on the democrats. >> you get your musty hands off of our money! >> we are here today because we have filed charges against the state of new york. we have filed charges against kathy, we filed charges against more. >> jesse: trump is all gas, no breaks. >> president trump is a hero. >> i have to say, i'm a bit frustrated when i hear about how helpless democrats are. >> jesse: the machine is in pieces. [laughter] plus... >> if you think you are afraid of trump, you should see how afraid of trump i am! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: there has been an urban legend for years in

washington. it is about a cave full of bureaucrats hidden 200 feet underground in pennsylvania. inside over 28,000 file cabinets of manila folders and rumours of ghosts pulling drawers open in the middle of the night. one obama official called it that crazy cave. people inside never see a ray of sunlight. employees enter in the dark and leave in the dark. and the mood? crabby and miserable. there is no kitchen inside. it's a fire hazard. if you want a meal, a pizza man with a security clearance will deliver a large cheese. one worker quit and took a new job blasting holes in oil and gas wells with explosives. saying one of the five worst jobs in the world was a great alternative to being down there. it is called iron mountain. >> if you are a high compliance or high security organization, this is the place to be. >> the western pennsylvania facility is a city underground.

it has many of the same things that a city would have. it has aspiring rescue teams end of the 30-foot thick limestone and 200 feet of stone above the facility to lead to natural weather protection and the ambient temperature of 53 degrees helps the facility remain a cool. iron mountain works with our customers to design the space of their needs. weather it is what you can see over my shoulder, aged material or solid steel walls. enclosures or coops, we are there to support our customers. additionally, this facility is very unique. all of the cooling goes back to an underground lake. we pump and transfer the heat from the crawl units that you see beside me, back to the lake and then pump the heat back into the water. that lake can sustain 10 megawatts of heat coming from

these facilities as it stands today. >> jesse: this is a retirement cave. when john smith from the epa retires,'s paperwork is buried in this cave. and it takes anywhere from two months to six months to get it processed r in texas it takes two days. the work inside runs at the speed of human fingers and feet and as slowly now as it did in 1977. there are no state-of-the-art computers, bureaucrats use ballpoint pens and reams of paper. ream after ream after ream. "the washington post" did a big expose on the retirement cave 10 years ago and called it a sinkhole of bureaucracy. obama knew about the cave and try to fix it but failed. berry spent millions and just ended up hiring 200 more cave dwellers. >> we all know the government is slow, we know the government can be inefficient, we note bureaucracy can be bloated. we try to reorganize the government, we tried work on efficiency, it's hard to do.

>> some of this is pretty annoying because it's the stuff we should have done. >> jesse: "the washington post" did a full six part series about bloated federal bureaucracy during the obama years. on the cave, the va, medicare fraud, social security. even biden was pro-doge. >> as long as there is waste and fraud in government and serious waste and fraud, people lose confidence in the ability of the government to do it's job for them. deal with taxpayer dollars. and when taxpayer money is wasted on fraudulent behaviour, it robs the taxpayers of not only their money but undercuts accountability for us to serve the people who we are elected to serve. >> jesse: no democrats are screaming at doge for cleaning up the waste that frustrated them a decade ago. >> the trump musk administration wants to do this. they want to look in your kids lunch money. they want to take that money and give it out in billionaire tax cuts.

it is about helping elon musk and donald trump be as efficient as possible in robbing our government. >> chairman green literally showed a [bleep] pick in a congressional hearing. so i thought i would bring one as well. now this of course, we know, is president elon musk. he is also the world's richest man. >> jesse: even the media is like, really? >> do you think that calling elon musk a [bleep] is effective messaging? >> well he is a [bleep] >> jesse: this just in, the guide the democrats are calling ... just discovered we were spending thousands of dollars on therapy sessions for transgender refugees in greece. we obviously cancelled it. notice how none of the democrats defending these specific programs are like, hey,, we definitely need help for trans refugees. they are just acting busted.

>> elon, take your musty millions and musty moscow rights to the moon. [cheering and applause] because if you don't, we are going to stand up, we are going to speak out, we're going to march and we will do anything we need to do to make sure that the people of this country understand that it is for them! you get your musty hands off of my money! or go to moscow,! >> jesse: he said get your musty hands off our money. he just let the cat out of the bag. they think it is that they are money. it is your money. even the media is defending this. listen. >> some of the details have come out, like the $59 million spent on luxury hotels, it is actually not -- >> the money that was used for migrants?

the money for migrants, that is okay now? >> not saying its okay, "forward to my mouth. >> would you stop that? would you stop that process? >> don't be a [bleep]. what i'm saying is the portrayal by him is just not factually accurate. he's talking about luxury hotels. >> jesse: when you migrate from a farm in el salvador and live in a midtown manhattan hotel for free, i would call that luxury. maybe not to anderson cooper, but definitely to jose who never left his village his whole life. singing and swearing is not working so democrats are judged shopping. liberal lawyers filed suit in judge john mcconnell's courtroom, and obama appointee with a long list of donations, the biden schumer bill and hillary. he ruled that trump cannot freeze funds but then was overruled and this thing is going all the way to the supreme court. even ask io's is saying trump and doge will win. and if they don't, it doesn't matter. because democrats say that you can ignore the court. >> the supreme court pulled me i couldn't.

i found two other ways to do it. >> i believe the biden administration should ignore this ruling. it is the justice system themselves through the deeply partisan and unfounded nature of these rulings. >> jesse: biden went around the supreme court to bribe college grads and bragged about it. congress never gave him money to do that. trump is saving money. it is unconstitutional to save money? if congress appropriates money and an unelected bureaucrats sends it to greek shrinks to hear about trans refugee trauma, you can't counsel -- cancel the contract? biden fired people who wanted to come to work. even though they weren't vaccinated. trump campfire people who don't want to come to work? if it is illegal to cut spending and lay people off, this company will go bankrupt. the media keeps asking the white house to bring receipts like they don't believe these programs exist. oh, they do.

>> these are screenshots of contracts that doge found across our government. this is a dei contract, $36,000 for u.s. citizenship and immigration services. that is against the president policies and has america first agenda. this is a $3.4 million contract, counsel for inclusive innovation at the u.s. patent and trademark office, department of commerce. in other dei contract that we identified. i can continue to go through these. i love this one. $57,000 for climate change in sri lanka. what is this doing to continue the interest of the american people? absolutely nothing. >> jesse: we paid for terrorist tuition and then invited them for lunch at the pentagon and serve them smoked ham. muslims don't even eat ham. that is the kind of pork we can get rid of. the state department spent $2.5 million to reduce emissions from cow flatulence in brazil. how do you reduce cow flatulence? you can't change cow diet, all

they do is graze on grass. are they somehow capturing the flatulence? i would love to see that. someone got $1.5 million to monitor a mailroom. not even open or send it, just monitor it. how can anyone support this? >> jesse: 's. >> if you tell me we should be giving money to those things, those entities, i think you are probably going to have to leave as a reporter because you are not very talented. there is no chance that there are not kickbacks or something going on. when you give millions and millions of dollars to somebody that stands to look at something for 15 minutes and walks away with millions of dollars, that money is coming back in some form. and that is only one form of corruption. the biggest thing is what they do to our country, they are taking massive amounts of money and spending it on items. i went through a list of 200 expenditures that were made. and i found three that looked like they were reasonable. >> jesse: the president hired

a rocket scientist to open up america's books. he is literally a rocket scientist. the world's greatest i.t. guy. math, accounting, engineering, computer science, it's child's play. must found more fraud in three weeks in the house oversight committee found in 30 years. when there is a problem with your computer at work or you need to streamline the payroll system, do you call the 75-year-old partner at his martini lunch? no. you call the young tech genius. >> he is a super genius that has been [bleep] with. and when you have been [bleep] with by these nitwits that hide behind three letter agencies and you are dealing with one of the smartest people alive and he helps donald trump get an office and goes i want to find out what kind of corruption is really around, you [bleep] up, you [bleep] up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum because he is going to hunt you down. you will find out what is going on. and that is good, that is good for everybody. that is how you should be looking at this.

like wow, we have a brilliant mind that is examining these really [bleep] corrupt and goofy systems. and bringing in a bunch of psychopath wizards. >> jesse: mosque is going from department to department. doge is at the gsa, telling people to cancel meetings, sitting them down for interviews and asking what do you do? every department should have to justify themselves. >> how soon do you want the department of education to be closed? >> i would like it to be closed immediately. look, the department of education is a big con job. they rank the top 40 countries in the world, we are ranked number 40. we are ranked number 1 and 1 department. cost per pupil. so we spend more per-pupil than any other country in the world. norway, denmark, sweden. i hate to say it, china, as big as it is, it is ranked in the top five. and that is a primary competitor.

we are ranked number 40. so if we are ranked number 40, that means something is wrong, right? >> jesse: democrat governors shut schools down for two years and our children's test scores flopped. and they are mad we are doge out dei classes. something is wrong with these people. but we are not picking on people. every department is going to get doge. >> there are waste redundancies and head counts and headquarters that need to be addressed. there is no doubt. look at a lot of the climate programs that have been pursued at the defence department. the defence department is not in the business of climate change and solving the global thermostat. we are in the business of deterring and winning wars. so things like that we want to look for to find efficiencies and many others a that we we acquire weapons, procurement, plenty of places where we want the kenai of doge. >> jesse: a legend is saying this. dear elon, please do california next. the american people voted for

this. and the supreme court ruled that unelected bureaucrats can't make rules and regulations. so trump is just following the law. and neutralizing the runaway bureaucrats. we have to stop this insane spending and release the hostages from the caves. white house press secretary, caroline levitt joins me now, how are you? >> i'm doing very well jesse, think for having me. >> jesse: of course. so obama knew about the retirement cave, spent millions to try to computerize america's workforce retirement paperwork and it failed. does president trump promise we are going to shut this cave down? >> yes, he does. and that is why elon musk and president trump brought it to the american people's attention in the oval office yesterday. and as they did that, jesse, i was watching the faces of the mainstream media reporters who were in the oval office and there was sheer silence because it appeared many of them were

supposed to be writing the truth about our federal bureaucracy had no idea that the federal retirement system is being processed deep under the ground and is not computerized. and the president and elon are shining a light on the truth about our federal government. but the mainstream media simultaneously is saying there is an alleged lack of transparency and access, it is preposterous. together, president trump and elon, the entire team and this entire administration are shining a light on the corruption, the waste, the fraud and abuse. sunlight is the best disinfectant and they are revealing the rock of this city every single day. and it is music to the ears of the american people who voted for this as you rightly pointed out. 77 million of them liked what president trump promised on the campaign trail and he is delivering. and it is fascinating to watch. >> jesse: iran comes up to me, talking about these ridiculous items, the guatemalan sex change surgeries, terrorist tuition, it

is unbelievable. the president the other day said some of this has to be kickbacks r is he going to direct pam bondi to look into these spending items to see if people were skimming? >> he has already directed elon musk and doge to do just that. and of course the secretaries at all of these departments as well, who have signed secretarial orders to direct their staff at their respective agencies to cancel these contracts if they do not align with the presidents america first agenda. so all of these secretaries have been directed to go line by line and determine whether or not this funding advances america's interests. and as you heard president trump say in the oval office today, the vast majority of these contracts that america has been dishing out do not align with the american people interests. they are the antithesis of

putting america first and it has been a complete waste and abuse of the american taxpayers hard-earned dollars. so the entire administration is on board with this effort and it is about time that people in the city treat the federal government as a business. small business owners across the country have to look at their money in and their money out every single day. bureaucrats have never done that and that is the other irony and the mainstream media saying there is no transparency. before it was elon musk and president trump doing this and being highly scrutinized for it, it was just unnamed bureaucrats that nobody knew writing checks. finally we are actually looking at the books and what they are revealing is truly appalling. but a guess not surprising when you look at the way that washington has been run for decades. again, the american people voted for this monumental change and that is exactly what they are getting. >> jesse: you showed some receipts today, they didn't believe these things existed. if you show these people in the press room this is to

$.5 million for cow flatulence reduction. do any of these reporters make a case for $2.5 million for cow flatulence reduction in brazil? >> they tried to make the case yesterday for $50 million and to gaza saying that they actually went to another country, as if that's any better. the point is that we are discovering this egregious misuse of american taxpayer funds. and yes jesse, we have the receipts and i will continue to pull them at every briefing if they continue to ask and we will provide that information r we have nothing to hide. president trump is exposing what the american people want him to do. >> jesse: we look forward to your briefings, they are very entertaining and informative. good luck. >> thank you jesse. >> jesse: pam bondi is pressing charges against one of trump's biggest enemies. s me. but sometimes i can't help due to burning and stabbing pain in my hands, so i use nervive.

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>> jesse: fox news alert. pam bondi is coming down hard on the resistance. the doj just slapped charges on your governor kathy hope and attorney general trish james for protecting illegals from federal law enforcement. >> we are here today because we have filed charges against the state of new york. we have filed charges against kathy and mark schroeder who is with dmv. this is a new doj and we are taking steps to protect americans, american citizens and angel moms like the moms standing right behind me. >> jesse: now we are learning she is cancel a trip to the white house that was supposed to take place tomorrow.

new york is sending out drivers licenses to illegals and then blocking ice from accessing their database a and pam bondi is making an example out of them. >> new york has chosen to prioritize illegal aliens over american citizens. we are giving a green light to any illegal alien in new york where law enforcement officers cannot check their identity if they pull them over. law enforcement officers do not have access to their background. and if these great men and women pull over someone and don't have access to their background, they have no idea who they are dealing with. if you are a state not complying with federal law, you are next, get ready. >> jesse: this is not revenge, it just so happens that the people who have weaponize to the government against trump were also the ones breaking the law. and we didn't have to make up this law. this law is on the books. and relax msnbc, they're not trying to throw james in jail or bankrupt or, this is not a civil

or even criminal case. they just want her to do her job and protect american citizens over illegal aliens. a george washington law professor and constitution attorney, is here. so this is really just her in court with the feds now for the rest of the year at least because she has been breaking the law and sabotaging the federal effort to go get these aliens out of here? >> this will be a very interesting fight and there is nothing subtle about this. this is sort of smash mouth litigation saying we are at odds and we will have to resolve this in the courts. this is part of a general moved by the trump administration to go ahead and get these fights going. they want to establish the rules and president trump said look, i will comply with orders that go against me, i will appeal them. but we want judicial review.

this is an important step to try to establish what the rules here really are. one of the interesting aspects about the case against new york is that this law has a provision that is called a tip-off provision. and ununlawful immigrant is told whether the federal authorities have inquired about your status. and the federal officials are saying well, what gives with that? you were basically giving a tip-off to someone that we are trying to apprehend. >> jesse: they have an illegal alien tip line here so the feds can't find these guys, is that we were telling me? let me get this straight. have a biden migrant two breaks into the country gets released into the country, commits crimes and gets out, they don't do anything. it's a driver's license and all the feds want to do is go inside the database to see where these people live, at their license, at their address and they are blocking them from that?

and then if they try to access it, they call the migrant and say that ice is on their back? >> the important distinction there jesse, is that there is a line of cases in the supreme court called anti-commandeering cases. and in those cases which rest on states rights, of the court has said look, you can't require the state to carry out federal functions and federal policies. but that tip-off provision is an active effort that works against federal enforcement. and that may make that provision distinct in the eyes of the court. so all of this has got to shake out in the courts. but at the same time, support for congress to focus on grants and funding of cities and states , there is no reason in my view, why the federal government has to give grants to jurisdictions that are actively undermining federal efforts. and that will also have to be litigated. but they need to press on both fronts and i think they are.

>> jesse: well it is interesting to see her on her heels. jonathan, thank you so much. a constitutional scholar. what a beautiful resume. well what is going on here? >> can you look at me and tell me how many of my friends need to die before you do anything? look at me! >> okay,, we are done here. [bleep] pathetic! ♪ ♪

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progress. >> jesse: democrats lost their weapons. their protests are lame, the only one getting giddy is rachel maddow. >> at a tesla dealership showroom thing in manhattan, this is from a big crowd turning out there was a very good signage. this is a good one. bad doge. [laughter] were wondering if we should call -- why do we say doge? why replying along with the joke in their framing of it? there is just as much of a case that we should be calling it doggy. >> jesse: schumer told us democrats were getting aroused but it turns out people are upset. the top brass at the party is met liberal groups that keep calling congressional offices, telling them to fight harder. when democrat answered the phone and said just call the republicans, please! democrats have given up until the midterms. but morning joe is not buying it. >> i'm a bit frustrated when we hear about how helpless democrats are.

because in the senate, they're the minority in the house. i keep hearing about how the poor democrats are so helpless that they cannot do anything. they are elected and they are elected to do just this. the minority in the united states senate always, always has power. >> jesse: the only thing schumer could cook up to fight trump was a deep state snitch line where people are supposed to rat on republicans but it backfired. chuck has been flooded with reports of insider trading, relationships with chinese spies and complaints about anthony fauci. oops. no one is listening to democrat leaders so they are calling in their kids for backup. and waltz daughter is on the front lines. >> signing an executive order that pertains to 1% of the population is not protecting women. and it is loser behaviour. i have never felt unsafe around a trans person. i have felt unsafe around men.

so maybe let's deal with that. >> jesse: you feel unsafe around men, that's why trump is keeping them out of your locker room. use going to protect you, whether you like it or not. but there is a small, feisty group of people that want to change that. in massachusetts it held a vote on weather it should become a transgender sanctuary city. >> normally i would say good evening but through the chair, i will only impart my sour grapes. my name in drag is dd delight. and my name out of drag his do we periods. >> my name is pastor pain britain, i use she and her pronouns and i am disabled, cyst gender. >> i speak as both the b and the t in lgbt. i speak as someone who is always missed gendered all the time. people refer to me as a server when i prefer to be referred to as, ma'am.

>> jesse: that is the new face of the resistance. the golden age put them in a dark place. >> i'm shaking right now! i don't want to be here. i'm sorry, am i taking too long pleading for my life? >> i need the city to protect me because the federal government will not. and if you think you are afraid of trump, you should see how afraid of trump i am. you better prepare for trans people to make this a very unsafe space. >> i do not want to be here. it is my day off. i don't want to spend an hour applying glitter on my face so that you will hear and see me! >> can you look at me and tell me how many of my friends need to die before you do anything? look at me! >> okay,, we are all done here. [bleep] >> pathetic! >> jesse: it would not be a drag show without a musical number.

[singing] >> oh, my gosh... >> jesse: all democrats know how to do is swear, sue and saying. seeing all that, they side with the drag squad. it is now a trans sanctuary city. but that is not going to stop trump from penetrating city lines. if you illegals cannot hide in chicago, men cannot sneak into girls bathrooms in massachusetts. this is a desperate play. we are less than one month into trump's presidency and they are making new sanctuary cities and calling for reparations. >> our government, no matter who was in power, has an obligation to right these wrongs. provide reparations for descendants of enslaved africans to eliminate the racial wealth gap and uplift the black community. white supremacy is rampant in this country. just look at the current administration. >> black excellence scares donald trump. it scares stephen miller and it scares elon musk because, you

know what? deep down, they recognize their own mediocrity. >> jesse: well democrats are complaining, trump, trump is working around the clock. he held a press conference at 10:00 at night to welcome home an american hostage who he promised to free during the campaign. he was arrested by russia in 2021 and then detained for three years. biden could not get him out but trump brought him home in less than a month. he sunk from sprays as well holding a can of beer from his home state of p.a. >> i feel like the luckiest man on earth right now. and i want you to know that i am not a hero in this at all. and president trump is a hero. >> jesse: the second american prisoner was just released from belarus earlier today. trumps motor will not stop running, even his own family is impressed.

>> grandpa hardly sleeps. >> he is a whole different banana. during the end of the campaign, when i watched a 70-year-old man do to all nighters and a row. and i'm dying, run the plane coming back and he puts on music and he is doing trump d.j. night and i'm like, i just want to go to bed. after to all nighters he goes on national television, on morning shows. >> it's crazy for what he does in his age, i think it's crazy. >> jesse: arkansas' governor is a former white house press secretary. are you, up in her? >> i'm doing great, think for having me on tonight. >> jesse: you have any trans sanctuary cities in arkansas? >> we most certainly don't. and all that i see when i'm watching these desperate political stunts is a reminder of how thankful i am that donald trump is in the white house. honestly, it is sad and laughable what is taking place and just shows how out of touch

the woke left really is. after losing so badly in november, you would think that they might try to change tactics, change courses but they don't. while they are having these ridiculous displays, donald trump is literally freeing hostages and welcoming them into the white house r what a contrast, what a difference of what real leadership looks like. and i'm thankful that we have donald trump back there fighting for all of us. >> jesse: if freeing hostages is not a republican or democrat issue, neither is cutting waste, fraud and abuse. why do you think, governor, that democrats are moving radical left? they just got whacked in november and now we're hearing about reparations, trans sanctuary cities and god knows what else. >> i am honestly almost at a loss for words. it is truly baffling to see that

they don't understand where the american public is. donald trump won an overwhelming victory because people wanted something different. they wanted somebody who would actually secure our borders instead of opening them up wide. they wanted somebody that would be respected across the globe. they wanted somebody who would bring our people back home, bring law and order to our country and get rid of the absolute waste. america is $36 trillion in debt. we should be looking at all of the waste and fraud. the president's spot on to go after all of these insane programs, get rid of them and make sure we are actually using taxpayer money wisely. he has not stopped since the day he stepped into office and i don't think he is going to over the next four years. i think that that democrats are terrified at what all he is going to find. may be they are using this as a distraction and it's really the only thing i can think of that makes sense why they are continuing down this road. >> jesse: they are definitely acting guilty. what they got caught with their

hand in the cookie jar. real quick because we have to go, what is the one thing you notice differently about donald trump in the second term? >> look, i think this is a person who now has been there and has experience. he is moving at a rapid lightning speed at which joe biden did not do in all four years of office what president trump has already been able to accomplish just in the first few weeks. i think this is a person who is motivated and has a very clear priority list and he is going to get it all done and get it done quickly. >> jesse: checking a lot of boxes, good to see you governor. say hello everybody from waters roll down in arkansas. well trump just kicked a reporter out of the oval office. we will tell you what happened. added a 25th hour to the day, businesses are wondering "what should we do with it?" i'm thinking company wide power nap. [ employees snoring ] anything can change the world of work.

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thanks to j.d., children have finally returned to the white house. and elon is bringing little x to the oval. >> are you okay? this is x. and he is a great guy. high iq. he is a high iq individual. >> sorry for this. he is sticking his fingers in my ears. so it's a bit hard to hear sometimes. >> that was very cute. at one point he said to the president, you need to go away. which i thought was amazing. i love the honesty of children, that's like the best part of being a parent is just getting the honesty, i don't know how brutally honest your children are with you. have they ever told you you look fat? >> jesse: yes. >> seriously? >> jesse: my daughters were 13 when they said it. >> oh, no,, i'm in your little ones! that is really sad. >> they were like you can't say that, that's mean.

>> that's so funny. kids bring this innocence and joy and it is really sweet and is actually really funny to watch elon musk who was one of the most powerful people in the world having a kid on his shoulder sticking his fingers in his ears. >> jesse: every press conference should have children on your shoulder going forward, i would be my executive order. the gulf of mexico is officially dead. it is now the gulf of america. but not everyone is getting the memo. the associated press is sticking with mexico. and now they are banned from the oval office. here is why. >> i was very upfront in my briefing on day one. that if we feel like there are lies being pushed in this room, we will hold those lies accountable. and it is a fact that the body of water off the coast of louisiana is called the gulf of america. i'm not sure why news outlets don't want to call it that but that is what it is. apple has recognized that, google has recognized it, bring much every outlet in this room has recognized that body of water is the gulf of america. >> jesse: julie banderas, you

are mexican, you recognize that? >> owe god... first of all, i don't know why they care. are they from mexico? is the ap a mexican news outlet and they are offended by this? it has been changed, get over it. and you know what, under the biden administration, they didn't like the conservative media either, it goes both ways. come on, they didn't like it. >> jesse: kick them out. kick others out while you're at it. i have a list. none enemies list back we don't have those. >> we don't have enemies. >> jesse: never. >> jesse: and for the moment you have all been waiting for, a question men have been asking themselves for generations. what do women want? for valentine's day. >> valentine's day sucks, i have always gone on the record with this. but i believe roses. roses and a nice dinner. >> jesse: dinner two? i was excited with the just being roses. >> do tech you were not getting out of dinner. >> jesse: dinner time is now, i can go to dinner on the show. maybe a nice romantic breakfast. >> call out sick.

>> jesse: now i can't, of artie announced it. >> then take her out to dinner on saturday. but a romantic dinner. and also on friday night, it is impossible to get a reservation anyway, do it on saturday. >> jesse: we can move around the days, i learned a lot just now, thank you. >> i was going to give you more but no more time. >> jesse: more "primetime" straight ahead. [♪] are you one of the millions of americans who suffer from an upset stomach after a big meal? try pepto bismol. unlike some products,

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