there are all of these front, fake recruitment firms that claim they are american but they're all most all indian. >> i can block them fast enough. >> laura: i have to ask you something in this novel we usually do on the show but you just said something about your new baby and what that meant for you and your family, tell us. >> she has taught me i never loved anything in my life so much. i did not realize just how much to hold something in your arms that looks up with you with such adoration, such love. it is of you and your wife we love the most in the world, it is a feeling that i have been told about the never felt until now. >> laura: i have lots of kids, i tell that all of them. great to see you, congratulations. that's all for us tonight, make sure to follow me on social media, a lot of reaction to rfk jr. interviews, that was fun. and remember, jesse watters takes it from here and he always does a great job. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight...

>> none unelected billionaire ken waltz into our agencies and slash and burn the whole thing to the ground like a taliban terrorist. >> jesse: trend to radicalizing democrats. >> we haven't voted for big balls. >> i have gotten up every morning on my knees and prayed that god would put me in a position where i can end the childhood chronic disease epidemic. god scent me president trump. >> jesse: the maga avengers are ready for action. >> congratulations. [applause] >> boyd, do the giants feel like the democratic party. everything that they are doing could not work out better. they better clean there [bleep] up. >> jesse: someone did not get the memo. plus... >> happy valentine's day to all of the beautiful ladies in america. ♪ ♪

>> jesse: there has been a break and that the irs. doge has kicked in the door and ordered executives to put their hands where they can see it. there was an ultimatum. we can do this the easy way or the hard way. >> workers arrived today at the irs. do you to close the irs? >> no, i don't expect it. but i think that the internal revenue service will be looked at like everybody. it is just about everybody that will be looked at. they are doing one heck of a job. it is an amazing job they are doing. and you know that force is building, i call it the force of super geniuses. but it is building and they go up and they talked to some of the people about certain deals and the people get all tongue-tied, they can't talk because these people get it. they are very smart people. we need smart people. >> jesse: big balls is making bureaucrats tongue-tied. what is this contract for? terminated.

next up is nasa. elon's nerd army is reviewing their spending. i have a feeling we will find nasa isn't all about outer space. if agencies cannot justify their head count, musk is planning on slashing every department by 3040%. if doge finds an unused federal building, they will sell it and put the prophets in the piggy bank. trump has his eyes on 14,000 vacant federal homes. so if you want to live in 80,000 square-foot estate that has been collecting cobwebs for six decades, put in a bid. the government has more money than it knows what to do with. we just found out we're funding palestinian hip-hop. >> i uncovered over $3 million to a rap artist in gaza, producing anti-israel, anti-semitic songs. is that the best use of american taxpayer dollars? i would venture its not. >> jesse: and here's who got the money.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ auschwitz reincarnated, brought back to life ♪ ♪ the victims that were burned by the nazi ♪ >> jesse: we sent 3 million to kanye west bank. we are paying palestinians to rap about the bombs we sold. american taxpayers are like bookies, we are on both sides of every deal. we spent $20 billion to freak out a bunch of pets. >> injecting puppies with cocaine, staging hamster fight clubs, putting dead turtles on treadmills, cats have marbles shoved up the wreck -- and shocked to make them and

constipation experiments. examining the effects of party drugs on animals being injected with testosterone. >> jesse: who were rebuying the cocaine from? i can get a gram from gutfeld and give it to ricky. what is that cost so much? i can find a dead turtle and a pond and throw it on a treadmill and hit start and watch it keel over, that's free. a hamster fight club? did they hired joe rogan to announce it? $20 billion is what trump asked congress for two build the border wall. we did this instead. we are also learning through "the new york post" that the department of health and human services wasted $22 billion buying migrants cars. and homes. and giving them seed money to start businesses. now jose has a cadillac, a bungalow, a side hustle and a credit score of 740. did we buy cars and homes for folks in north carolina after helen?

and bidens epa could not get the money out the door fast enough. >> an extremely disturbing video circulated two months ago featuring a biden epa political appointee talking about how they were tossing gold bars off the titanic. rushing to get billions of your tax dollars out the door before inauguration day. the gold bars were tax dollars. and tossing them off the titanic meant the biden administration knew they were wasting it. >> jesse: right before christmas, bidens epa gave the climate united fund $7 billion. this climate fund looks like a slush fund to funnel cash to joe's donors for pet projects. we looked to see who ran the fund and went to the border director page and they scrubbed it. it is all gone. they took the money and ran. that is why trump calls it the green new scam. doge is saving over $1 billion a day chasing this trash down and

democrats are acting like they are getting carpet bombed. >> what does that mean when an unelected billionaire ken waltz into our agencies and slash and burn the whole thing to the ground like a taliban terrorist? >> jesse: only a democrat would think the funding cocaine puppies is terrorism. bill clinton fired almost 400,000 federal bureaucrats r no one called him a terrorist. they called him slick willie. and trump and elon are offering very generous buyouts. 75,000 workers have already taken them up on it. the retirement cave hostages are working 24/7 processing all of this paperwork. trump is doing exactly what obama wished he did. >> one of the commitments i made to the american people was that we would do a better job here in washington in rooting out wasteful spending. we don't need to wait for congress in order to do something about wasteful spending that is out there.

cutting waste, making the government more efficient is something that leaders from both parties have worked on. we have not seen as much action out of congress as we would like and that is why we launched on our own initiative, a campaign to cut waste. >> jesse: so obama said he didn't need to wait for congress to cut waste, fraud and abuse? that's funny. "the new york times" has always covered government waste. under obama, clinton, bush, everybody. yesterday, the times reported that the federal government loses between 233 to $521 billion a year to fraud. and in the same week, the times writes this headline. musk asserts without proof that bureaucracy is rife with fraud. without proof? the times just reported the proof and it is based on the government's own accounting. this is why no one trusts the media. finally, trump hired a rocket scientist with an i.t. department to root out the fraud and the democrats are against it.

>> who voted for mr. musk? who voted for tactics used the phrase, a guy who calls himself, big balls? >> jesse: no one voted for musk r so what? no one voted for anthony fauci either. you voted for the president and he appoints people. and why are we even having this conversation? trump ran on reform and one on it with musk at his side. and musk is doing everything under a national spotlight. he is not hiding in the shadows like soros financing open borders and crime waves. these people are never going to learn. after getting humiliated by the russia hoax, rachel maddow is back to spreading conspiracy theories. >> elon musk has somehow convinced the united states government, specifically the united states department of state that the taxpayers of the united states of america should spend $400 million buying, quote, are merged tesla production units. isn't it great and definitely

not at all illegal or profoundly corrupt? definitely not ripping us all off to pay themselves, right? >> jesse: donald trump did not give that contract to elon musk. joe biden gave it to him. even liberals are calling rachel maddow out. the 400 million-dollar armor tesla story is a fake scandal any sea of real horror. and there's a difference between musk winning competitive bids to provide armour trucks to diplomats in dangerous countries and contracts going to greek dei consultants, caribbean section change surgeries and hamster cage fights. rachel should stick to working mondays, this five days a week thing is not working out for her. tesla's are made in america. the state department asked for, unlike trans musicals are "sesame street" and iraq, no one asked for that. most of the country wants that stuff cut. and democrats should as well. >> people want the government to work better, they believe that

mr. musk, one of the most extraordinary entrepreneurs in human history, does not fail at just about anything, they want him to do this, most americans. they wanted from, they elected him. democrats are focused on one thing right now, mr. musk. the fact of the matter is he is quite popular, he has the largest platform in human history, which is of course twitter or ask and i think we are missing the boat as democrats and there being steamrolled. >> jesse: this is not just about money kaik it is about people behind the scenes abusing power they don't have two finance sick and twisted fantasies like migrant shopping sprees and changes and reverse racism and injecting narcotics into animals. doge is a blessing from the heavens above. "the wall street journal" puts it this way. quote, elon musk's glorious rampage through washington is like something from a dream. even ronald reagan, the great apostle of smaller government could not achieve in eight years what mr. musk has done in three and a half weeks.

the billionaire businessman is less apostle than avenging angel. the department of government efficiency is the change we have been waiting for. the democrats got caught cold in the middle of a bank heist. doge walked into the vault, democrats were stuffing wants of cash in their bags and they are mad that musk is telling them to put the bags down. the bank robbers are not the victims here. the american taxpayers are. kailey is a cohost about number and former white house press secretary. kailey, i am having so much fun finding out the fraud. this is a dream come true for a journalist. and i can imagine any conservative or any common sense american voter to find out what their tax dollars are going to. >> yes. half the time i'm looking through acts, a lot of times you get news on their and i have to wonder, is the fact that documents are stored in a cave

an onion headline? or is this actually something that doge found? and when you have to discern between the two, something is deeply wrong with your federal government. and jesse, the freak out is something to behold. i mean, look, you had everyone acknowledging we have a huge national debt crisis. you have president trump -- i remember that prior to president trump, i'm sure you do to, of republicans pushing granny off the cliff, pushing her off the cliff because they want to cut medicare, medicaid, social security. president trump says let's go after the wrap acts in gaza, the low-hanging fruit and get the left is freaking out. so they have moved from granny off the cliff towards protecting rappers in gaza? it is profoundly bizarre. >> jesse: and it's not like this is discriminatory. it's almost like he is going through the departments alphabetically. we are going to get to the pentagon, we are going to get to nasa who was already getting

audited. this is not picking and choosing. every department is going to get scrutinized and it is almost amazing that we have not seen one single democrat saying that wrapper in gaza that hates jewish people needs the money. >> right. instead you have chuck schumer wildly throwing around avocados and beer, he did that two weeks ago to make some point about tariffs. and instead, that is what they have to do because you cannot argue with these points. jesse, what you laid out, that is inarguable. every american citizen would say this is a misuse of taxpayer dollars. so there is nothing that they can do accept helplessly flail around grocery store products. this is a very popular thing and what they're missing is this. elon musk is very popular with generation z. x is very popular with jens. and when you take it down, they have said the number 1 national security threat that they face,

malainey also said this as well, is the national debt. so they look at this, it is very popular and the left simply does not want to do -- does not know what to do. >> jesse: they will have to pay for the baby boomers retirement and they will not be able to afford it because we will have to be paying the interest on the debt. hamster fight clubs. do you see any sort of actual benefit? or am i missing something? >> you are missing something. i have a five year old eddie 2-year-old upstairs to keep asking me at nausea him to play with them. so they benefit from these hamster fight clubs, make it taller programming instead of pbs and it would go a long way. >> jesse: they don't need cocaine. why are we giving puppies cocaine? and secondly, where's the cocaine coming from? >> i would love to halt dr. anthony fauci before congress and ask what he knew about some of these programs and when he knew about it. because some of these things i think could only come up in the

mind of a madman. but jesse, look, the one point i do want to make is this. medicare, medicaid, social security. president trump said i am protecting those, i'm going after the hamster fight clubs, i'm going after the cocaine's that we are pumping into animals. he is a mastermind how to fix a problem without damaging himself and the party politically. this is brilliant what they are doing. absolutely brilliant. which is why the left is flailing and president trump has a 53% approval rating. >> jesse: all right, all must as high as yours. always good to talk to you. >> almost, getting there. >> jesse: not go take care of those kids before they fight each other. rfk and tulsi gabbard confirmed. here is what is coming next.

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transparency and returning gold standard science. and ending the corruption, ending the corporate capture of those agencies, getting rid of those people on those panels that have conflict of interest. we can do it on endured and on impeded science. >> jesse: also forming a make america healthy again commission chaired by rfk. the group is going to focus on root causes of america's health crisis. on it's agenda? investigating whether electromagnetic radiation causes childhood diseases. trump is also making waves in the middle east. hamas has suddenly agreed to continue releasing hostages. and coincidentally, egypt is scrambling to lead the charge to rebuild gaza so that we don't have to. and trump is still putting cnn in their place. >> that's a good one. >> mr. president, you have the

white house in part because of high inflation. if you're tariffs make -- >> excuse me, we haven't asked you to speak yet, please. all right? okay. >> jesse: trump met with india's prime minister after releasing a slew of reciprocal tariffs. which means that every country that hits the u.s. with a tariff is going to get slapped back with one at the same rate. >> we will have a reciprocal tax. whatever they charge, we charge. if they don't let us and, we will determine a value for that r but overall it will be a very simple system. whatever they charge, we charge. so nobody can complain. you build here, you've no tariffs whatsoever. i think that is what is going to happen. our country will be flooded with jobs. the jobs will go up tremendously, we will have great jobs. jobs for everybody. >> jesse: a senior counselor for trade and manufacturing joins us now. are you doing, peter?

>> jesse, are you getting tired of winning? >> jesse: not yet, i think we have a couple years to go. what's it like being in the room when trump shuts down cnn? >> it was fun being in that room for a lot of reasons. but mostly because the president made history. this is the date of the complete restructuring of the international trade system began with the fair and reciprocal plan. jesse, it is really simple. the rest of the world sheets us, they steal our jobs, the steeler factories, they damage our defense industry. basically they steal our national security. the president today said no more. and if you would indulge me, i want to tell you a story about the problem you face. you take europe, right? you run a $230 billion trade deficit. much of it in the auto industry. so think about a cadillac rolling off the assembly line in michigan, going over and trying

to sell into the german markets. a $50,000 car when it starts here, it goes over there, they slept a 10% tariff on it which is four times more than our tariff on them. then they put the back tax on, the value-added tax which acts just like a tariff pack another 19%. so by the time the car gets there, it is six to $5000 and then you have to solicit six to $5000. a bmw comes off the assembly line, comes over here and we slap a modest 2.5% tariff on it, that's about $1000 so it's up to 51,000. but then the german government rebates there 19% tax and they are able to sell that bmw for $42,000 versus $65,000 cadillac. now that differential explains why germany sells us a times more cars then we sell them and that stuff has got to stop.

so with the fair and reciprocal plan, is going to look at every country in the e.u., they run a big trade deficit with, we're going to find out exactly how they are cheating us with both tariffs and what they call nonmonetary barriers and then the secretary of commerce, the great howard let nick and jamie sinclair your, who used to work for bob lighthizer, they are going to determine for the president a reciprocal tariff that captures that unfairness and they are going to put that tariff on or those folks are going to back down and treat america fairly. it doesn't matter if you are a conservative, liberal, democrat, republican. everybody should embrace the fair and reciprocal plan. >> jesse: even joe biden could understand that story you told. and every american president has the opportunity to do it. why is donald trump the only american president to get this

and actually do something about it? >> there are two very simple answers. first tee is a master chess player and he actually understands this. secondly, but i loved about donald trump and why in 2016 i immediately reached out and said, hey,, need my help and i'm here, is that he didn't have to depend on all of the corporate money that wants to send our jobs offshore and open up our borders to cheap labor. he was not bought by anybody. so what he is doing is good for america. that is his vision and that's why it took so long. we sold this country out, you know. we sold this country out for 40 or 50 years and letting china into the world trade organization. we run a trillion dollar deficit per year and the trade deficit and that money is getting used to buy our factories, by our land, by our real estate and by our farms and all of that stuff.

and now trump says that's not going to happen anymore. so fair trade, fair reciprocal plan and the tariff war is a beautiful thing. reciprocal tariffs as the president said today, it's very beautiful. and before i leave, -- >> jesse: i was going to say it to full politically because democrats can get on board as well. >> look, this is not a right or left think back democrat or republican, it is an american thing. if you love america then you want jobs here and factories here and a strong defense industrial base so you will be safe, secure and prosperous. and you know what jesse, that's we have in the first term. >> jesse: making america great again. thank you so much, great to see you back. democrats, masculinity and money. right back.

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taste of the golden age. a new poll shows half of democrats are begging their party to be more moderate. look at that. but the politicians are not listening. they're going in further left. they are demanding reparations and forming transit sanctuary cities. that is what we voted against. liberal leaders are still stuck in the past. way in the past. like the 60s. democrats want to feel important like the activists of the civil rights era but the big difference is that back then they have something to fight for and against. but now they don't have a cause so they are just making up problems. >> you had mentioned trying to engage more women in manufacturing. i'm just wondering if just the name manufacturing sounds like a guy. and how can we get more -- certainly there is a lot of room for women. what are you doing to make that happen?

>> jesse: democrats only purpose is to resist the guy who won in a landslide and now they are the pro-fraud, for waste and pro criminal party. "the new york times" are complaining that the criminal illegals are being watched by troops. who do you think works there? social workers with clipboards? no, of these are tough criminals and they need tougher guys keeping them in check. but the times wants bad people to eat five-star meals. to people with knowledge of the prison operation save the detainees are being fed prepackaged military rations known as mr ease for meals ready to eat. mr ease are what our troops eat in war zones. hegseth ate some in afghanistan. if it is good for the defense secretary it's good enough or the migrants. and the last time we gave them a nice meal they threw it in the trash. this is why nobody trusts the practice. they act like free food is the same as waterboarding. trump is supposed to be good for

ratings but america is changing the channel on the establishment. >> is it a problem that a significant portion of the country is kind of excluded from your show or late-night television? >> is it a problem? i don't know if it is a problem. i think we would have higher ratings if they weren't. but i mean in the grand scheme of things, what is really important is that we have to remind people over and over again that this is not normal and this is not safe and this is not good for any of us. >> jesse: cutting fraud and deporting migrants is good for you to, whether you like it or not. the country loves it. for the first time in decades, more people say the country is headed in the right direction instead of the wrong direction. that is politically devastating for bureaucrats and the republican party is united. no more runaway rhinos charging into the resistance. >> some responsible conservative

republicans are going to save us from this. they're not there. let's just get over it. they are not coming, the cavalry is not coming, the courts are not coming, nothing. >> jesse: democrats around the field all alone. they may never win another game. >> the near football giants have experienced a really interesting year and that we kind of sucked. and [bleep] the bed a little bit and the reason i bring it up is boy, do the giants feel like the democratic party. in that the personnel decisions -- everything that they are doing could not work out more humiliating. boy, they better cleaned their [bleep] up if they want to compete. because the kicking that has been laid upon them in all aspects, sometimes feels like a

permanent state. >> jesse: the only way for them to pull themselves out of the mud is a little self-reflection. liberal celebrities are starting to understand why trump one. seth rogen said this. people get sick of seeing hippies doing acid and doing it on their lawns and they're like let's clean up the streets a little bit. when the guy from sausage party is her voice of reason, you are in trouble. democrats are stuck on crazy and they will side with the hippie doing acid but their common sense neighbors just to resist trump. but trump is tearing through the resistance with the help of a rocket scientist. trump and musk, much like they did in the private sector, set their own new limits of authority by stating them emphatically and acting aggressively. both think conventional polite rule following ceos and leaders are suckers and conformists. they believe wimps and posers play by the rules back worry about hurt feelings or damaged lives and seek consensus.

axial calls it masculine maximal as him. the rest of it call it being a leader. >> men aspire to be bigger, stronger and faster than we are. almost universally. that is why superheroes are popular, that's why pro athletes are popular. who was the most masculine democrat right now in america? mayor pete? >> pop -- trump is like a grandfather. >> hold on. trump took a bullet in his ear and immediately stood up and said fight, fight, fight. every man in america and most of the women out there were impressed by that, even if the women won't admit it. she is shaking her head. and the second part of this, basically summing it up, democrats for men are [bleep] and republicans are. there are no masculine men in the democratic party right now.

>> jesse: tommy laron is a host of 100 days with tommy laron on fox nation. and you name any masculine man in the democratic party? >> a vase lock them perhaps. a man, not so much. most masculine folks are probably women and i heard today that they are considering jasmine crockett for 2028. so if that is the case then we are in for a real treat. >> jesse: not related to davy, just to clear it up. >> devi would be rolling in his grave if you made that assertion about him and the name. but listen, democrats are flailing because nothing that they have is popular. they go back to the drawing board every time and are thinking, okay,, this is 2020, we will have men and women's sports, we will be looting and rioting in the streets for george floyd, there thinking gender mutilation and puberty blockers will go with that one in every sickle time they are swatted back they realized 70% of americans one women's sports for women, we don't believe in purity blockers in relation for children, we don't believe in over taxation and regulation, we

don't want to pay for kanye west banks new rap album. so they keep going back and are like the hill we are going to die on, guys,'s waste, fraud and abuse. to be better off going back to men and women sports because that is how popular waste, fraud and abuses but they don't get it because they are not the party of the working man and woman anymore. >> jesse: when you were in college growing up, did you want to go into the manufacturing sector but thought you were scared of the manufacture of manufacturing so you went into tv instead? >> i don't know people look at me and immediately think manual labor. i certainly don't. >> jesse: not good with a shovel? >> no. it was in the manufacturing part of it that turned me away. but they are going back to the words and how words make people feel and the trans century cities and they look like clowns in a circus. they have a chorus of people standing up singing songs about elon musk, they look insane,, they act and sign and they wonder why americans are not getting behind that. we may never lose an election again. >> jesse: and many people have

touched on that. they keep waiting for someone to save them. weather it is the media, weather it is a runaway prosecutor, weather it is some moderate republican that is just going to throw the senate out the window. i don't think the cavalry is coming. >> when mitch mcconnell is your saving grace, when he is the only one that is with you, you have a real problem. i don't want to give democrats any secrets but if they wanted to do better and midterms ended in 2028, go with someone like dean phillips who says listen, your way off track. but they won't do that because they are married to woke and they only spend time around woke people that think like they do so they are leaving out the rest of america. the rest of america will keep voting republican, especially at this pace of donald trump and elon musk cutting waste, fraud and abuse, that want to pay for kanye west bank packet onto paper and --'s or mozambique act they just want to support their families and illegal immigrants to be deported -- deported. >> jesse: federman phillips probably a better ticket than whenever the last ticket was which kamala harris and tim walz

>> she is done, or political careers over, women ever hear receiving joe biden again, they don't have a leader, they're desperately searching for one. and jasmine crockett is the best that they have? >> jesse: oh, my gosh, packet we please pray they nominate jasmine crockett, that would just -- i didn't think it would be getting any better to cover this guy. if we could have a republican run against crockett, that would be my dream come true. tommy, you will see her on many programs throughout the fox news platform in the next 48 hours, thank you tommy. >> thank you jesse. >> jesse: happy valentine's day. >> president trump has to give his wife summing for valentine's day, what should he give her? >> i love her. >> of course you do. >> in the west village had maybe near mine. ♪ ♪ ♪ you'll get better when your pain isn't minimized, dismissed,

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: happy valentine's day america. you have plans for tomorrow night? well johnny went out to spread the love. ♪ ♪ >> happy valentine's day! >> happy valentine's day. >> happy valentine's day.

>> happy valentine's day to all of the beautiful ladies in america. >> who is your valentine? >> i'm looking for a nice american girl. >> where you from? >> my six your old nephew. >> i think that's illegal. >> excuse me? >> she was 12, i was 30. but anyway... >> jessica? do you like jessica? >> she likes to sleep a lot. >> i pretended to be asleep. >> i do that all the time. >> it's hard to keep track right now. >> you have a lot of guys. >> we have a roster right now. this is my super bowl. >> she has lots of aura. >> what does or a mean? >> energy broke. you need a good aura to get all the girls. >> me, my self and and i. >> no boyfriend? >> no. >> why not? >> he killed my snake. >> chocolates, flowers, is that enough? >> no, you need we do. >> you need to be good in the bedroom because you have to respect those, you have to pay the zoos. >> i could use some diamond necklaces, you know? a gold watch, some grills. >> a nice thai.

>> you know you're the one who supposed to be giving gifts on valentine's day not receiving? >> it can go both ways. >> you want a woman buying you get on valentine's day? >> yes. >> what are you giving her? >> a dvd of her favorite movie. >> a dvd? were in 2025. what is your idea of romance? >> my idea of romance is that i am never wrong. >> getting high is [bleep] >> talking but the stuff you're too afraid to talk about how was your childhood? >> how was your childhood? >> traumatic. [laughter] ♪ ♪ >> how can a man woo you? >> rollover and be like a. >> it's that easy? >> will you have to be charming, you can't be ugly. >> dress well. >> you would be disturbed to see what some of these men pull up to date wearing. >> 's six classes too much? >> i would lose them. >> had you sweep a one off her feet? >> women love snails. >> pick them up. >> i lift things up and put them down.

>> i be like where you going? smooth, very smooth. bella more intense. caio bella. perfect. >> if you are single, what's the move on valentine's day? >> don't look at instagram. >> text a random and be like we are going on a date. >> do what it do with. just use protection. >> protection, will look at that, does make sense but that's what they say. ♪ ♪ >> what is your biggest? >> people who chew would loudly and in your face. >> i hate it when guys are like oh, i'm a feminist. >> nothing throws enough about women. they call me over and over again nonstop. >> bad hygiene, what's going on. take a shower. >> i could take a real shower with the water pounding down on me. >> talked me about the first time you have ever been in love. >> every time i see a woman i'm in love. >> how long-distance relationship with some dude in connecticut. >> did he know wanda? >> from fairly odd parents? >> the stuffer. >> i don't know what that is. >> this is my next door

neighbor, it was okay khaki sweet. i don't know why you follow me on instagram. >> i got my very own stocker. >> president trump, yes to give melania something, what she did give her? >> i love melania. i nice townhouse in the west village, maybe near my and. >> he should decorate for christmas instead of her. >> after break the bed. >> i'm going to get in trouble when i say this but her feet are absolutely aching. >> you're going to get "jesse watters primetime", what you want to tell jesse? >> love yourself, love everyone. state cheo. >> i love fox news. >> you're not a cable, by! it's bad. >> jesse: a new addition to my family. that is next. ♪ ♪

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>> families expanding. we have a new dog. name is coco, she's a cockup

who. a cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle. i'm pretty pumped about it and i'm going to see her for the first time when i get home tonight soil will give you an after action report tomorrow. we've got mark from florida, do real men own... i think so. hope so. tom from michigan, how do you like being audited? give it to them. and wayne from kenyan georgia, you just broke the first rule of hamster fight club. sorry. then from clinton, missouri,, hamster fight club wasn't posted by joe rogan, it was joe rodent. brian, no wonder biden's dogs were biting secret service agents.

william from texas, he nailed his explanation on tariffs. it was the exact opposite of kamala explaining outer space. so a tariff is like a tax. sorry. just in from myrtle beach, come on man. even the new york giants have a better record than the democrats. i was thinking he was going to go with the jets analogy. josh from michigan, can you help me come up with a good last-minute valentine's day gift that is budget friendly and sure to impress? lingerie. dolly, i'm getting a lot of shaking of the head after i said that. that was not the right answer. jesse all a girl really wants for valentine's day is an all expense paid vacation to the gulf of america.