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♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: b-. attorney general pam bondi has sued new york leaders including for prioritizing illegal immigration. arguing that they are necessary for the state obviously we need them to trim the lawn, trim the hedges, and weed whack her eyebrows. bondy also removed fried -- framed photo of biden from the doj, the most divide and has moved in four years. a top democrat fund-raiser says hunter biden who has no security
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clearance was sitting in on high level meeting. off the record sources have confirmed hunter's presence at the meeting by accurately describing his... i could've said... rfk jr. is confirmed as health and human services. [applause] confirmed as health and human services secretary in a 52-48 vote despite a protest by a group of local activists. white house official says canada becoming a 51st state is still on the table. one sticking point however neither country wants drake. [laughter] and illinois democratic lawmaker says manufacturing is a field with fewer women because the word manufacturing includes a man and it makes it sound like a
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guy. great, now explained to me why so many women men straight -- menstruate. this buyout offer would require workers to come into the office to do it which means they will finally have to buy pants. because they are at home. speaking of, jeffrey toobin has joined "the new york times" opinion section. you remember him as the cnn anchor who was caught... on a zoom call. which explains the welcome gift he received from his coworkers. and that is not for lubrication, jeffrey. so it is clear that right now
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democrats need some help, a little guidance. yet the dems could learn a thing from the late-night king. the old concept hold your applause before the bedroom. first of the old concept of how to defeat trump's dead. not trump you need to defeat is yourselves. before you complain about the neighbor's yard you need to clean out yours the first without asking illegals to do it for you. your world has changed forever and freaks making her ears bleed will not help. ♪ ♪ which side are you on ♪ ♪ which side are you on ♪ ♪ well fight against d.o.g.e well fight elon musk ♪ ♪ we'll fight from dawn to dusk ♪ ♪ which side are you on ♪ ♪ which side are you on ♪ ♪
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bureaucracy is rife with fraud. but as michael shellenberger pointed out even the biden administration listed the billions that american loses to fraud. any journalist could find this out if they stopped huffing their own ass. but with changes from d.o.g.e the daily editor had to change their headline. now they claim that musk's changes are two broad. perhaps they were hoping that nobody would notice their mistake, like that time i once dropped my friends baby. when i was at the grand canyon. the cracks were also showing that cnn where a guest try to educate the albino ron burgundy on this very topic. >> some of the details that have come out like a $59 million spent on luxury hotels is actually not the.
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>> you are talking about the fema money abuse for migrants? fema money for migrants that it's okay now. >> i'm not think it is okay but. >> will you stop that process? >> its [bleep]. [laughter] >> greg: such a language! that goodness nobody under 85 was watching. but it is clear the road has gone off the rails before it lives. since when has anderson cooper come out against the [bleep]? i mean he hangs around and you cohen i'm just saying. they are jokes. but the left is yet to realize there is no going back. they can't fix this. we are also much wiser now they have seen the ugliness of first hand. can't go back to a government that wastes all of our money on [bleep]. can't return to legacy media that manipulated truth and pushed allies to harm trump supporter's, the justice system and our kids. a government where fema tells
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their staff to avoid trump supporter homes after hurricane because the legacy news falsely painted trump supporter's as violent white supremacist? what are those jerk offs going to do the perp walk? hope she eats the entire red onion before i go bad. and no longer a left versus right think. it is before and after. and to the past is like a dead lover the best you can do is visit the grave site and mourn which is easy for me because it is under my hot tub. but ultimately you have to move on. eventually you have to see the world for what it is a not for the voices in your head tell you it is. one of the great things about d.o.g.e exposing everything is that we are learning it is possible to change. even the future, the same old government malfeasance if it returns, we can remember how chump save the economy in 2025. trump and d.o.g.e removed our
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blinders, there is no more innocence to fall back on. like my 15 month -- 15-year-old self after discovering his first playboy. who knew there was such a writing? the biden white house deluded people into thinking this is what life was going to be forever. soros, rachel, open borders, jimmy kimmel, you better not fight back or else they will put you in jail it. all the stuff is being undone faster than it can card -- kim kardashian's bra at an mdma minicamp. and with d.o.g.e opening the books you can't close them. that is my tough message for today's democrats. stop behaving like you can undo the undoing. sure, the truth hurts, but after what you did to us, we will call that even. >> let's welcome! >> hear he is! >> greg: he is no longer
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confined to just the sideline. hosted the michele tafoya podcast michele tafoya! his name is shorter for not rich, canadian rich vos! frankly, it would have been quicker to adopt a baby. "new york times" press only got the fox news contributor kat timpf! and he took two busses to work today. one under each arm. "new york times" press on i got there, comedian, fox news contributor tyrus! michele, this is the first time i think i have seen this were a party is facing an existential question about their actual identity. and they have not come to grips with it yet. what say you? >> i say you are right. >> greg: why thank you lets move on. >> it is crazy. and again also the media can't move onto.
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they are still so glued it to the narrative they have always been glued to. "the new york times", look, i was a sports journalist. but any and all journalism should be curious, objective, and honest. it has been years since "the new york times" was that and that headline just proves that. i did a little research, "the new york times" digital -- digital subscriptions they claim they are going up but for their news only there is no subscription? down nine straight quarters. i think people only use them paper now. >> greg: you know whose digital subscription is going up? jeffrey toobin. a... joke for you. >> oh, gosh okay. completely out of my thinking. so as shellenberger pointed out we know what the numbers are at the government accountability office tells us we are losing millions the federal government is losing billions of dollars every year. but if elon musk says it it has
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to be sketchy. and i would like to point out also how these journalists now are introducing elon musk. it is no longer test the -- tesla founder elon musk, no longer founder of spacex elon musk, it is not owner of twitter elon musk, it is billionaire elon musk standing with his pro-trump and not to be trusted. they are turning this conveniently into a class warfare thing as well. >> greg: of course. >> "the new york times" in 2016 after trump got elected you said you were going to reassess and find out what was going on and all of america. you are with them and with them and now. >> greg: with things all over the place. rich, you spent about three weeks in the trump world, you look healthier, younger, i think you even bathed. >> first of all, you are not an mri but i might look good on the
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outside but i am melting on the inside of. i'm having the time of my life. like i have never seen one side and just let it go. it is like a night that had its arms and legs cut off and sitting there going to do some your flesh wound. -- it is but a flesh wound. it is over. move on. like what my wife says to me it is over, let it go. so i went back to my bedroom. [laughter] >> kat, don't laugh too hard. >> greg: we might see something flying across the room. >> i can only hope. >> greg: what is this day five
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passed two day to. >> something like that. i'm going to be okay. [laughter] >> don't worry i have my towel will! i have my towel. [applause] >> greg: all of those years of playing football. center. >> making random kids across the country i am ready. >> if she has her baby do i get bonus? >> greg: kat! all right. >> yes-es? >> greg: what do you think about the song. it is pretty great. we have not talked about the song. >> it was rough. >> greg: that was from the 1930s they are really progressive. >> i think maybe one thing to criticize elon musk or criticize d.o.g.e but you only do that and criticize the way in which a baby elon musk it talks about the fraud or covers the fraud and not the waste and fraud and self reminds me of the guy where you can tell him you were
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cheating on me here is the evidence he goes you went through my [bleep] phone? how will my supposed to be with you if you can't trust me! >> greg: that is so true. >> your reaction to it becomes the conversation. like can we not talk about what was found. apparently not. it is the exact same thing to. i think if you find having some issues there is no mention from some of these people about what was found which it should bother you. >> greg: that is a great analogy. i am going to steal that. tyrus! what say you about these crazy democrats. >> let's take them a crack -- democrat out to acknowledge what kat so graciously put forward, i will not say to her point.
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>> it makes me feel like i am outnumbered. >> it is not cheating, it is the murderer on death row, they have the dna, there was a video of the killing, and he is still in front of the camera going that wasn't me. you know? with elon musk it will be next month you know he is a whore you know how many children he has had out of wedlock? look at how he dresses. the old to come down. the reason why everybody is so frustrated on the left, anderson cooper, because they have entirely benefited this passed four years. they go you are our got you get to host a new year's. your speaking engagements or something worth millions of. all that will go away. it is always the people always the people involved in the fraud that fight until the very end. and you can see them because
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>> hello my name in drag is it dd delight. >> i speak as both the b and the t in the lgbt. >> we will not cooperate with the federal government that seeks to minimize and erase and kill you. >> if you say you are afraid of trump and that's why you don't want the city to be a safe space for trans people you better prepare for trans people to make this a very unsafe space. >> i do not want to be here. it is my day off it. i do not want to be in your dms. i do not want to be in your email inboxes. i do not want my cry activity writing test tracks like kendrick. i don't want to spend and i were applying glitter on my face so that you will hear and see me. >> i am shaking right now. i don't want to be here. i'm sorry, am i taking too long pleading for my life of? >> the jesus i know would be
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dressed in full dragon serving face. [laughter] >> greg: this reminds me of the time i went speedy dating at the math clinic. they ended up passing the resolution naming themselves a transit sanctuary but there is no legally binding power they just won't cooperate with the feds i guess. so wait, it is not legally binding which means it identifies as a law but it is not -- it really isn't a? sounds familiar. rich, you were actually a blt, right? >> yes, turkey bank in. -- they can. i'm looking that is a three blue pills right there. i feel like i'm looking at new york dolls. going in front of any committee judge whatever we rank makeup i always say hair and makeup. who was going to take that you know what i mean a? you can't take it seriously.
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well, may be the girl guy in the bottom right. [laughter] that should have been the halftime show. [laughter] >> greg: such a good point. i would have watched the hell out of that. kat, people always lose me when they say they are shaking right now. when somebody says they are really not shaking. >> i would watch this whole thing. >> greg: would you not? >> because it is bizarre. it is extremely bizarre. i agree, trans people should be safe and not killed to. i don't think that is that controversial of an opinion, but this does not represent trans-people. these activists like even the eye realize even on a much lower, smaller scale than whatever this was that we watched, they don't come up to
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me and be like are you so excited to be a birthing parent of? nobody talks like that and certainly people don't talk like whatever that was. nobody was helped at all except for maybe a sephora segment for this show. >> greg: exactly. that is why i am grateful to them, tyrus, because they can't be obscured. the activist has to be out there but then we benefit from it. >> i was disappointed. i thought for the group that is supposed to be the most creative out of us all they use the same [bleep] lines over and over again. if you guys are activists at least get together and figure out who was actually going to not want to be here. because everybody was stealing everybody's lines. i don't want to be here! dismissed. and the next person goes guess what a? i don't want to be here either. okay, it is a sanctuary city. will. what does that mean a?
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i don't understand for my entertainment value, why the group that had to listen to [bleep] didn't have a cool questions. i would have put grape in that chair just to see him go i have questions. because wasn't sanctuary city meaning if you go outside and someone tells you you don't like the color of your hair is that a hate crime? to the get arrested. or if anybody walks up and punches you you can go to jail and -- press charges? you don't have to be transfer that. so i'm curious what did you want to be here for? because last i only checked i smack -- i.c.e. only looks for you if you are not a citizen of. >> and the guy shaking was epileptic. so nobody asked him yet.
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>> greg: that was the e i guess. you know, michele, they talked about fear, but the fear is actually the city council. it is not like the activists are scared of. it is the city council that is scared of them because they know they are so extreme and they will make your life hell. >> can we be intellectually honest for a minute here? >> greg: not outgunned. -- a gander. >> there is a lot of research that has been done and i have looked at a lot of it. i will site a 2023 npr article. okay? i'm not going with parity. in 2023 npr wrote transgender and nonbinary people are up to six times more likely to have autism. a lot of people are following this research. so these people are kind of living in a world of their own making. or else they are just wackos. but i want to kind of have not
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sympathy but we have to understand, we are not dealing with normal people. >> greg: they are not well. >> they are not well we have to deal with mental illness on a front we are really dealing with. >> greg: i think they are public malinger worse. a malingerer says they are sick so they don't have to go to work these are public malingerer's so they tell you you are special -- they are special and they want something from you. >> it is part of that whole victimhood mentality and if you have a problem because you are trans-i think most trans-people are not like these people. >> i don't want to say this but it is too late. i wonder how a trans-person who maybe is taking hormones every day feels about the person who just drew a beard on with eyeliner and glitter? >> but you also have to look at some times when people have mental issues telling them the truth is better than being an elected official being afraid to. >> exactly. >> this is the part of like we
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two hairy balls. >> he changed his twitter i.d. to a juvenile joke today. >> yes, he likes that. >> i mean i'm not offended it is stupid. >> you got it. underneath all of that he is quite as crafty and strategic person. some of it is performative, some of it is deep insecurity, some of it is he likes the power. >> greg: i would like the power as well. discussing harry balls. who would not like that? what cnn was really concerned about testicles why did they keep giving them a show? at least pair them up with one testicle. what's next week? big hairy balls a? >> i'm surprised that hasn't already happened.
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>> somebody asked me the other week why don mosca changed his name to hairy balls and that is why. he wanted to see exactly what we just saw. >> greg: better than a print call when you are growing up. he is getting it on cnn. >> you think he is not watching it like. [laughter] >> greg: watching c-span when people used to go on and go something stupid like this is so much better. >> south park would be like a job. but they have become the bad guys and every dance movie from the 80s and 90s. they really thought in the media we say big balls of their audience would go i am offended. cancel him immediately. the bigger argument is i guess it must be nice to old x, elon musk, because you can lose your name and not -- change your
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name and did not your check. anybody else changes and we lose our track. so they thought what they were going to say it was going to have impact in america would be discussed it and they forgot there is a reason why south park has been on forever because we love that [bleep] >> greg: michele, as a sports reporter you were in many rooms. so hairy balls is something that you know about. >> defensive left to tackle for the eagles in 1880, 1885. >> i had a role. just look at the eyebrows, always look at the eyebrows, don't look any lower than the eyebrows. that is what i did it. the fact that cnn as tyler pointed out the fact that cnn covered this tells you all you really needed to know. and when i was in the oval the other day they did that whole press conference like i get a
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proctologist appointment every day from you people. i was right it was true i'm so grateful that somebody he was willing to do the stuff and also the president have the spine to deal with this. and are toying with the cnn and cnn thinks it will get their ratings moving by saying hairy balls on tv. big balls on tv. >> greg: rich? [applause] >> this is so weird because last time i was hanging out with my friend did kurt's -- so me and mr. herz were talking about hairy balls of. if elon musk wanted to he could by cnn and make them all where harry ball earrings if he wants. >> greg: he said he would be willing to buy 60 minutes and
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segment yesterday running into the segment of self-loathing with the book called i hate myself up. they framed it as a positive message for their viewers but something tells me it was not for the viewers. i think that is the desperate plea of a husband trying to keep his job. >> blaming himself up for himself. this goes back to the problem with this squad of these idiots is that even in trying to say listen, i told a lot of lies, i was dishonest, i did things for ratings, i would benefit my career, i'm sorry i would like to come back and try to tell you guys the news and give you a no-no no i hate myself for loving too much. hey,, here is the good news we hate you as well. there is your second book. >> greg: rich, these symptoms for self-loathing are obsessive-compulsive behaviors, feeling like you don't belong,
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depression, could this help you? >> it is funny because i am not a reader. >> i'm surprised. >> my wife wrote a book and i never finished it. [laughter] but i don't need it. i'm right with you. i probably like i might hate myself 30 seconds after you know i finish in a sock or something. >> oh, my gosh,. >> but most of the time i don't hate myself because i'm a good person. >> you should get that stitched on a pillow. [laughter] >> or a sock. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> inspirational poster at a high school. >> greg: michele, do you sense at this book was read by one of the anchors before hand and said we should do this because it really helped me?
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>> well yes, i do get that sense. here is what i think. and i hate to put it in these terms but i am going to anyway. so the author talks about how self-hate is not talked. i mean it is taught, you are not born with it, it is talked to. from the time you are in kindergarten you are taught that what people is oppression and shakespeare's no longer relevant because he is a white guy and the rest of the world is the climate is we are all doomed and we will die and some sort of climate catastrophe. kids will really start loathing themselves if they are taught all of that. so i do think there is a something to self-loathing and it is happening to. and think it is depressing and sad but hopefully we have enough normal parents and teachers there to get them out of it. >> greg: i have shelf loathing i can't reach the shelves because i am short.
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>> i'm sorry. >> it is okay. i just think everybody is ignoring that i think it is actually good to hate yourself a little. you were not born hating yourself but when you born -- you are born you kind of stuck. right? if you don't hate yourself at all you become one of those people who for valentine's day you will post a slides on instagram a view of your husband and your wife and 16 paragraphs about your journey as a couple thinking that anybody gives a [bleep]. [applause] but if you hate yourself you are going to you would not think to do that because he would be like you know what the? nobody probably gives a [bleep] and he would be right. >> greg: it just occurred to meet your baby could be born on valentine's day. >> it could be. or it could never be born. >> greg: that is a great horror movie. i really think that would be a great horror movie. you just are pregnant. >> except for the fact that i am living it.
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>> five more words. >> greg: manufacturing is sexist says broad. >> i met with a manufacturing company but they also engaged in getting young people more engaged in manufacturing. so i asked them how many of those students that are signing up that want to do this how many are women. and you have mentioned trying to engage more women in manufacturing. i'm wondering if the name manufacturing sounds like a guy.
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>> greg: michele, she is a very old lady. do you think that maybe she should have gained some wisdom over time that man comes from the latin word manus which means hand and... comes from the latin word to make. >> good job you learned it. when she says engaging with young people relative to her that is a lot of people. i am not a just and i would like to respect her but she is showing a lack of wisdom here. i don't understand why so many and really if theirs so many women in congress are always going to say why aren't there more women. why do you oppress women. and... is the best one at this. have you ever asked for unwanted
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favors from members of the opposite sex the? why does it always come down to this difference in sex. and they say that trans women are women so i'm very concerned -- confused about sex right now. >> greg: ridge can help you with that later. manufacturing men died during it, women don't at the same number. >> first of all, she looks like she looked into the ark. but i'm not going to go after her. if she is really 30 years old. just had a rough all right, listen, the word man, look, i didn't become a doctor because i walked out of school in the tenth grade to. i got a hall pass and it never came back.
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last week i swear to god i was in vegas last week and i went to the casino one night full of women. full of women. at mandalay bay. put that in your manuscript. >> greg: tyrus, you made this point before. like if there is a problem let's say manufacturing is the problem in the united states they focus on these things on the outside like the name but not the actual challenge. >> who are these speechwriters? and i think we need to ask her to menopause for a minute. oh, i'm sorry, it already happened. i like the fact that she try to trump that [bleep] out at the end. like that was your big who is proofreading there's a [bleep]? you came up with manufacturing has a man in it. well we don't want that, do we? how about the fact that there is certain jobs that men will do that typically women don't and
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there are jobs that women will do that men typically don't. and it averages out. [laughter] excellent point about your infrastructure most of the time is men, typically go to that end women tend to be smarter and look for different jobs. why aren't you working in the manufacturing. of course not. she is not because she is dumb as the people you have to say read this. and then come with me she is done it. it was a test and you failed to. she is too old for the job. or she is to down. >> greg: i feel like she thought that was really impressive. like i never saw that before. man in manufacturing. >> i'm not impressed. i don't like her. i don't want to work in manufacturing. like miss i like this job where
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i get my hair and makeup done and to talk. [laughter] [applause] you are trying to send to me to a factory? and you think i'm going to go quietly? no! i don't even build things at home. like a know, the instruction list is longer than two lines of. >> greg: it is all the husband. >> that is the main thing to do. what did i ever do to you. baby: liberty! mom: liberty mutual is all she talks about since we saved hundreds by bundling our home and auto insurance. baby: liberty! biberty: hey kid, it's pronounced "biberty." baby: liberty! biberty: biberty! baby: liberty! biberty: biberty! baby: liberty! biberty: bi-be-rty! baby: biberty! biberty: and now she's mocking me. very mature. mom: hey, that's enough you two! biberty: hey, i'm not the one acting like a total baby.
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