direct today at 849 6200 or visit coventry direct. com. >> a special. >> fox nation series. >> what a week it's been. >> every friday, tomi lahren goes inside the top moments from president trump's first 100 days. >> the trump effect is in full force. >> stream 100 days with tomi lahren fridays on fox nation. sign up at foxnation.com. >> before we go, i hope you're able to check out my podcast, jason in the house. just type in jason in the house, wherever you listen to podcasts. this week's guest, peter doocy. sean will be back next week in the seat on monday with exclusive new interview. that's coming up next week in the white house with president trump and elon musk. you're going to want to see that. as always, thanks for joining us. it's been an honor to be here. gutfeld is next. have a great night. happy valentine's day.

>> oh. >> all right. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> thank you, thank you. >> happy v-day. >> and valentine's day. it's friday, so. >> you know what that means. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. >> he's been in more bars than kamala harris, entrepreneur and host of bar rescue. jon taffer. this chef serves up a generous helping of hotness. chef and restaurant owner andrew gruel. her baby is going to go through puberty before it's even born. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat to. and grandmas want him for valentine's day. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. you got to

stand up at some point because they block it. all right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. greg's leftovers. i'm going to do it. or somewhere. it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll send joe machi to rashida tlaib's kissing booth. oh, so today's valentine's day, which means in new york city, that after every stabbing, you receive a russell stover sampler. according to a new poll, joe biden is the least popular living president. his supporters, his supporters dispute that, saying he's dead. meanwhile, a former democrat donor claims joe biden was put on drugs before campaign events. well, that explains the erection. off the coast of

chile. a kayaker was caught on camera being swallowed by a humpback whale, prompting joy behar to say i was nowhere near chile. chile. there's a rumor that kanye west and bianca censori are headed for divorce. kanye better not blame this on the jews, or it's going to be hard to find a good lawyer. i don't know. i don't get it. the it was funny. the lapd brass are providing instructions for illegal immigrants on how to evade ice. advice includes blending in by not watching soccer. that's where you can find illegals. just follow the shouting. the university of

michigan is apparently changing the names of its d-i offices to evade trump's executive order. that reminds me of when osama bin laden asked his friends to start calling him jeff. as part of her bucket list. a 104 year old woman was allowed to spend some time in jail. i know. the high point was when she made some 90 year old her. ha! that's funny. according to anna paulina luna, who leads the task force on the declassification of the jfk assassination records, there were two shooters involved in jfk's killing. typical i know. man kept that secret for 62 years. a woman kept it for 6.2 minutes. chicks, am i right?

don't tell him secrets. donald trump met with the prime minister of india and pressed him to lower their tariffs toward the us. trump even offered to throw in anna navarro. since an india cows are sacred. trump said that canada is a very serious contender to be our 51st state. all they have to do is learn how to pronounce about. ilhan omar might run against tim walz in the minnesota senate race. poor minnesotans. that's like having to choose between cancer and aids. because they're both bad. elon musk. cat. you just got that cat. can you stand up? what? can you stand up?

>> do you. >> want me to. okay, sure. >> go to a shot of cat. would you stand up. >> by the way that i look? okay. >> come on. >> i don't think people. >> okay. take a wide shot. >> thank you. >> yeah. >> every shot. >> with me in is a wide shot. oh, yeah. >> i don't think people understand how pregnant she really is. >> home. at home. you can't really tell from this angle. and then when i was doing live, people see me out and they're like, whoa. >> all right, back to the jokes. so elon musk's four year old was mocked by the view over his name, prompting musk's child to exclaim, daddy, i didn't know hippos could talk. nasa says an asteroid's odds to hit the earth by the year 2032 are up by is a fox news alert.m

chanley painter in new york. you are looking at live images from gaza, where hamas is releasing three more hostages. it revolves and resolves, excuse me, a dispute with israel that had threatened to derail the ceasefire deal. earlier this week, hamas said it would delay the release, accusing israel of ceasefire violations. israel rejected those claims and threatened to restart the war. the three hostages being released are 36 year old dual u.s. israeli citizen sergei chen. 29 year old dual russian israeli citizen alexander trufanov and 46 year old israeli air horn. in exchange, hamas says it expects the release of more than 360 palestinian prisoners, 36 of whom are serving life sentences. hamas announced they would go ahead with this planned release. shortly after president trump issued an ultimatum. speaking earlier this week, trump said all of the israeli hostages in gaza

should be released by noon saturday, today, or, quote, all hell is going to break out. the three male israeli hostages freed last saturday in the fifth round of exchanges appeared gaunt and frail. they're shockingly emaciated. condition was condemned in israel and around the world. 19 out of the 33 israeli hostages and five thai nationals scheduled for release in the current ceasefire phase have now been freed. this phase this first phase also allows for the return of palestinians to northern gaza, and calls for more humanitarian aid to the gaza strip. meantime, dozens of hamas held hostages are still in gaza. a third of them are believed to be dead. this first phase is expected to run until early march. once again, hamas releasing three more hostages this morning. it follows a disagreement with israel that threatened to end the ceasefire deal earlier this week. hamas

said it would delay the hostage release, accusing israel of ceasefire violations. israel, though, rejected the claims and threatened to restart the war. the three hostages being released includes 36 year old dual u.s. israeli citizen sergei chen. 29 year old dual russian israeli citizen alexander trufanov and 46 year old israeli air horn. they will now head back to israel, where they will finally be reunited with friends and family. stay with the fox news channel as we continue to follow this developing story. for now, i'm charlie painter and we will send you back to regular programing. already in progress. >> lemonade stand or in my case, a lemonade emporium, which put all those little bags in my neighborhood out of business. yeah. in your face, billy. yeah. they're outraged that trump is forcing them to show their work. go through the budgets, the line items, costs

and overruns, losses and theft. and the reaction to this makes you wonder what they're hiding. so imagine if you opened a restaurant and you've already hired the busboys. investors gave you a boatload of money to launch this huge undertaking. and a year goes by and those investors are showing up and asking, how's it going? and you say, not great, probably because you offered all you can eat shrimp to the wrong person. and the investors say, well, can you show us your books? and you say, no way. and then you get angry at them for even asking, well, wouldn't a reasonable person say, that's odd, i give you money and you think it's wrong to for me to see where the money went? well, that's the federal government. and as taxpayers, we're the investors. it's no different than running a bar, a diner or anything that serves customers. it goes under if you don't keep tabs on the tabs. it's why larry kudlow is banned from

hooters and cracker barrel. but dems have never had to keep anything within a budget, not even pelosi's face. that alone costs 50 million. the fact is, trump's basically running a nationwide version of bar rescue, where everyone can see how the sausage gets made and stolen. we just found out, for example, the department of health and human services blew 22 billion on things like cars, homes and start up businesses for migrants. so while victims of disasters were given 750 bucks to pitch a tent where their business used to stand, venezuelan gang members in nyc just opened a tire sealant butt clinic. butt implant clinic. yeah. that's better. worse. epa chief lee zeldin revealed 20

billion was sitting in a private bank to be doled out to green energy companies that biden abandoned without proper oversight. i heard one green company received millions to produce joy behar nude calendars. that's to encourage people to turn out the lights. doge is also cleaning house at the department of education. and yeah, even the irs auditing the auditors. what's next? checking jerry nadler's secret expense accounts for liquid plumber. so the story really isn't just the fraud, it's those freaking out about its exposure that puts them on the other side of the good guys. we know eliminating waste and abuse is paramount, as is reducing the size of an arrogant, bloated government. it's good for everyone, but whoever it's bad for are the ones screaming about it because to them, government was never about helping you, but helping themselves.

>> period. >> john. >> congrats on a new season of bar rescue. and i'm when i'm writing this, i was thinking about you going into the bars and basically looking at their books and having to have that come to jesus moment with them, which the democrats find as an injustice and unconstitutional. what say you? >> well. >> first of all, they don't even list what the checks are for. now, if i did that, the irs wouldn't accept my taxes. i'd be in trouble. >> yeah, yeah. >> every check. written has backup. >> they didn't even do the backup. the negligence is so disrespectful to us. and our money. they're paying on contracts that expired ten. >> years ago. >> they're writing checks for invoices they never received for companies that we have no record of, there's no files. there's no backup for these things. this is criminal. in the civilian world, this would be criminal. it would be extortion. but it's unbelievable. so they're screaming loud. and you're

right, the exporters are the ones that are going to scream the loudest. and i can't wait till we follow the money. >> yes. >> oh. >> andrew, you've run your own businesses. is musk doing everything right? could he do anything better. what's your grade so far? >> yeah i think he's doing. >> a great job. and also i always love the episodes john, where you go. >> in and you find the owners are drunk. >> so i can't wait until we find out. >> like we go in and musk finds everybody drunk and then you throw him out, right? you need to be there for that. but what's even funnier is, is the way in which the democrats are actually arguing about this, right? catching the falling knife, i call it. this reminds me of a story. two hunters are in the woods, right? there's a big, big deep hole in the two hunters are like, oh, let's throw something down the hole and see what's down there. we'll see how deep it is. so there's a huge rock there. they throw the rock down the hole and it just keeps going and going and going. and then suddenly this guy comes running

in and he's like, have you guys seen my donkey? and the hunters are like, you know, it's funny you mention it. this donkey just went headfirst into the hole 200mph. and the guy says, well, how's that possible? i had him tied to a huge rock. and in this little story, the analogy is the two hunters are trump and musk, right? yeah. and the democrats are the they're the donkeys just going down the hole following the rock. and they're like, we're going to die. >> are you saying they're jackasses? >> oh. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> i don't know, i don't know, and i don't i don't know who the old man is. >> yeah. you know, just made me think musk should copy bar rescue and just force the congressmen to clean refrigerators in the cafeteria, get on their hands and knees and scrape it. grease traps? yeah, grease. they're all grease traps. cat. cat, you're in an episode of bar rescue this year. >> yeah, i am. >> and by the way, cat, when we filmed bar rescue was about nine months ago. >> yeah, i. just yeah. >> it's crazy. yes. oh, there i am. yeah, i had, i had actually. the look on my face

really says it all too. yeah. yeah. i had actually just found out i was pregnant and i never thought i was going to be pregnant for the rest of my life. here we are. yeah. >> so they keep calling musk an unelected billionaire. i didn't know we elected billionaires. >> also, we didn't elect whoever was running the country the previous four years. you can't. you cannot do that when you're a, you know, figurehead was literally a figurehead and not even and barely even that. i mean, he couldn't he had difficulty remaining upright. >> yes. >> you know, most like, mascots that are like a stuffed animal can do that, you know what i'm saying? yeah. so you completely. yes. people who are elected then hire people and have a team that does stuff. i don't understand the argument. i don't know who came up with the argument. it's ridiculous. and also all the money. it's not that it's our money. we're the investors in the business. this is our money. and i

understand it can be difficult to find out that people that you've trusted are stealing from you, because that has happened to me before, and i didn't want to see it. i didn't want to see it. but as soon as they're like, i don't look, it's like, you know, you got you got to know. >> tyrus thoughts on how it's going so far? >> i think they need to. >> continue reminding. >> us that elon is an unelected official. i think they need to keep beating. that horse. >> nonstop and saying it every. >> chance they get. so when. >> we find. >> the money, we get to say, so you, as an elected official who took an oath to uphold the constitution and serve the american people, stole and laundered money. just to be clear. >> i think. >> that should add a few more years on the. sentence because they made an oath not to do that.

>> right. >> so the reason why they keep saying he's on, he's so he has no end game because he's not benefiting from it. he's already you know, he wants money. if elon called his team of accountants and said, bring me all my money to my house, i want to count it. we would not hear from him for 25 years. >> yeah. >> so the guilty, it's always the worst villain that fights the hardest. it's always the one in your family member that's stabbing you in the back, that fights you the most. and it's not just democrats. we need this. we need to slow our roll. republicans who are doing it are scared right now because they can't do anything. their hands are tied except the ones who are really in far too deep, like the old man. that's why he's freezing all the time. because he's like the jig's up. no. so i think so. i think it's very interesting. they keep saying unelected. let him keep saying that because it's going to bite them on their jackasses. >> there you go. all right. up

next, an identity shift leaves dems adrift. >> if you'll. >> be in the. >> new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com. gutfeld, and click on the link to join our studio audience. >> advil targeted. >> relief. >> the only topical pain reliever with four powerful pain fighting ingredients that start working on contact to target tough pain at the source for up to eight hours of powerful relief. advil targeted relief. >> you and doug. >> you'll be back. >> emus can't help people. customize and save hundreds. >> on. >> car insurance. >> with liberty mutual. >> you're just a flightless bird. you know. >> he's a. >> dreamer, frank. >> and doug. >> well, i'll. >> be that bird.

>> really? >> did it. >> only pay for what you need. >> liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. >> i'm matt morgan and morgan and morgan. your car steering wheel could be a ticking time bomb. at least 24 people have died and many more injured because their airbags fired shrapnel at them upon inflating. tens of millions of cars have been recalled, including models made by honda, acura, ford, toyota, nissan and many others. if you've been in a crash involving a deployed airbag, please contact us today. you could be owed money for medical bills and other damages. morgan and morgan for the people. >> there are. >> hundreds of things that can affect. >> our sleep. >> but what's. >> affecting yours? >> sleep. >> doctors home sleep test brings the precision of a sleep lab into the comfort of home. to help you get answers and unlock a lifetime of great sleep. start now at sleep doctor tv. >> nearly 1 in 4 us consumers have been a victim of identity. >> theft. >> even when they did all the. right things to protect their personal information. >> i did everything right, but

an institution that had my data didn't. and now my identity has been stolen. >> banks, hospitals, employers and other institutions all have your personal information, too. and when they're exposed, careful monitoring of your accounts and credit won't be enough. >> $110,000 of my hard earned money gone. >> the stakes are high. and even if you take steps to protect your personal information, you're not the only one who has it. only lifelock monitors hundreds of millions of data points every second, alerting you to the widest volume of threats. and if you become a victim, a dedicated us based identity restoration specialist will fix it. guaranteed. plus, all lifelock members are backed by the lifelock million dollar protection package, including reimbursement for stolen funds. call now or go online and use promo code 3005 tv to save 35% off an annual plan for your first year. >> saturday democrat party has. >> really revealed itself. >> hasn't it? how have doj's efforts exposed the

dave's been very excited about saving big with the comcast business 5-year price lock guarantee. five years? -five years. and he's not alone. -high five. it's five years of reliable gig speed internet. five years of advanced securit. five years of a great rate that won't change. it's back. but only for a limited time. high five. five years? -nope. comcast business 5-year price lock guarantee. powering five years of savings. powering possibilities. comcast business. when emergency strikes, first responders are the first ones in... but on outdated networks,

the crucial technology they depend on, is limited. that's why t-mobile created t-priority... ...the only solution built for the 5g era, that can dynamically dedicate up to 10 times the capacity for first responders. t-priority. built for tomorrow's emergencies. ready today. (♪♪) serving. search amazon now for form factor creatine gummies. >> it's coming your way. hey, hey. it's video of the day. >> why are so many men turning red and fleeing from blue? sorry dems, it's not about them, it's about you. a university of chicago panel featuring outkick. clay travis tried to figure out why more than 1 in 5 young liberal men voted for trump, and generally, why more men identify as

republican over democrat. that's when clay offered his $0.02. roll it. sven. >> okay, so what i would start with. >> is men. >> aspire to be. >> bigger, stronger and faster. >> than we are. >> almost universally. that's why. superheroes are popular. >> that's why pro athletes are popular. who is the most masculine democrat right now in america? mayor pete. >> is that a gay joke? >> no, no. mayor pete? no. well, no, it's just that he's not particularly masculine. nobody's like, oh, mayor pete, he's a badass. chuck schumer, is anybody like, hey, you know, chuck schumer holding up an avocado and a beer to talk about the super bowl? is anybody like that trying to grill? is anybody like, hey, that's a dude i want to hang out with. >> but trump's like a grandpa. >> yeah, trump's like a grandpa. she says, yeah, grandpa. who could kick your? i mean, not her, but just in general. she tried to get him there, but clay didn't take the bait.

>> well. hold on. >> yeah. >> trump took a bullet in his ear and immediately stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. every man in america and most of the women out here were impressed by that. even if the women won't admit it, she's shaking her head. wrong. and second part of this, basically summing it up, democrats for men are and republicans. >> aren't, for men. >> are. there are no masculine men in the democrat party right now. >> you know, oddly, there was no reaction from the audience there. i haven't seen a crowd that stunned since november 5th. >> you know, greg, i must remind you, joe biden did invite trump behind the gym. >> yes, that's. >> true. >> that's true. by the way, i have a question for you. are are there bars where you recognize it's a female bar?

there aren't any because females want to be at bars where men are. right. so there's true there's no like, gender. like you want men to be welcome in spots. the democratic party made it unwelcome. >> yeah they did. >> yeah. >> it's like creating the anti male bar and those exist painted all pink. and invite the guys for lunch right. >> yeah yeah. >> years ago we used to build bars for women. and the women's restroom was a powerhouse. >> yes. >> and the men's restroom was an outhouse. >> yeah. >> and we knew that if we had enough women, the men would stand on line to get in the outhouse. >> that is true. that is true. some men will stand under the outhouse. yes. >> they will. and climb over it. >> yes. andrew, does travis have a point? >> yeah. not only does he have a point, i mean, i can't believe that this is controversial. this guy is saying what my eighth grade science teacher told us, right? for years, like there was nothing controversial about this. and by the way, women's outhouse, women's bathroom. that's going to be the name of my next restaurant or bar. you know, the thing is, is that this is this is all true. david hogg is the new representation

of the democrat party. i mean, the guy's arms are like toothpicks. and this brings up a serious issue, is what's happened with testosterone these days. i mean, it truly is actually diminishing across the board. and anyone who's got low tea is now moving over to the democrat party. so i think we need to address it through the hhs. >> the low tea party. >> yeah. >> all right, tyrus, we have been warning dems for like 2 or 3 years about this, that there are if their policies are anti-male. i mean, there's a subversion of law and order and security like the second amendment. these are all things that guys kind of understand. >> listen. these little think tanks. >> yeah. >> these little soiree he had with his little group, it wasn't exactly the toughest group of four people you could assemble. talk about being tough. this is one of the problems i have with the republican party is we talk

about. nobody cares about. you're calling democrats. as if everyone here who goes to the gym didn't already know that. we need to stop doing this. we don't know how to play with the lead. like you go in these little think tanks and you try to be clever, but you're just. you're insulting a whole group of people. talk about the activists who represent the democratic party, not the people who are in it, because they're americans too. and they just think they they think differently, but attack the individuals that you're calling out because to say, oh, well, all the all the jack cool guys are democrats or republicans and all the little guys, you sound like them. that's what they do, right? we don't do that. and as i think i speak, for every dude here who drinks a beer and drives a truck, we don't give a damn what another man is thinking about his political views. when we get up in the morning, i don't get up, walk out and be like, i wonder if they're gonna be liberal men or in my place today. if i see a man bun, it's on. baby. no, we don't care. like. and that's

the thing is like, that's why we won. we focus on things that are important. and we don't care if you got little wiggly arms or big, thick arms. come on in. the water's fine. >> all right. yeah, i. i think the question they're trying to get at is, can the democratic party win back men, and how would they do it? >> well, i'm not a man, regardless of what some people like to say on twitter who accuse me of faking my pregnancy. come complete with very intricate diagrams. i think it's a little different just from the i do know men and i've spoken to them. >> you're married to one? >> yeah, i'm married to one. there might be one in here, i don't know. >> yeah, i think that's actually dana perino. >> in there. here. i, i think it's not so much about who the democrats are is that they don't want men to be themselves. and telling you that the way you are is wrong or bad, and that if you are a guy who has more masculine energy, then there's something wrong with you and there's nothing you can do to make that, and you need to just

like, grovel and grovel and grovel and apologize and apologize and apologize and even still, then you're still evil. yeah, i think that a lot of guys are the ones i talked to were like, eventually, after years of years of this, we're like, you know what? maybe just f off. >> yeah. no, it's a good it's a good point. it is like, you have to, like, somehow be. it's not be subservient to some prevailing like, ideology. and you're just like, you can't just keep fighting. >> i know who made the switch. truly. don't care what any other man is or does or the way that they represent themselves. they were sick of being told that them being themselves was wrong. no matter what they did. >> they got to get rid of the activists. >> yeah. >> you can't have activists in your political party. >> and you know what? the activists gained new traction with social media, and they were able to exaggerate and amplify their role in everything. >> they certainly amplified their role to biden, that's for darn sure. >> yeah. that's true. and they well, they steered the democratic party down a dead end. but this show isn't at a

dead end. in fact, we're just getting started. see, that's why i'm a professional. do you see how i did that? it's okay. no no no no no no no, i don't need it yet. so which music should you bump when you get dumped? >> safelite repair. safelite replace. >> nobody likes a. >> cracked windshield. >> i but at. least you can go to safelite. com and schedule a fix in minutes. >> can't confirm. >> very easy. safelite can come to you for free. and our highly trained techs can replace your windshield right at your home. >> safelite repair. safelite replace. >> go to safelite and schedule a replacement today. >> hi. >> i'm not sure. i'm amy poehler. >> we are rolling here. >> hello, i'm seth meyers. >> tracy morgan. >> kate mckinnon. >> andy samberg. >> kenan thompson. >> gilda radner. >> my name is philip hartman.

>> and i'd like to introduce you to some of my characters, mr. music. >> hey. pleasure to. >> be here. >> reggie, i'm sorry. >> that i smelled your candle. >> this is mr. peepers. >> i am tim calhoun. i love you. me, too. >> well. >> that's very special. >> why don't you shut up? good night. and have a pleasant tomorrow. >> want to discover cindy crawford's secret to ageless skin? >> its meaningful beauty. >> created by world renowned cosmetic. specialist doctor jean-louis saba, he's been hailed as an anti-aging guru and a skin magician who's been honored with elle magazine's genius award. >> his incredible treatments harness the power of a genetically unique melon. found only in the south of france, it contains an astonishing youth preserving enzyme known as the youth molecule. >> these super treatments have kept cindy's skin looking remarkably youthful. just wait until you see what they can do for you. >> instant hydration. >> instant plumping. my skin looks. >> amazing and. >> now there's. >> really big news. these days

it's all about enhancing your skin care with the latest technology. introducing cindy's targeted treatment duo an incredible value at $128 today, it's free. with your order, you're invited to join the party and find out what these new formulas can do for you. >> i can. >> sum it up in one word hydration. glowy. smooth. >> magical. i've often heard this. are you drinking from the fountain of youth? and i say no, but i'm putting it on. >> what i'm most proud of is over 5 million women have trusted, meaningful beauty, and they're getting great results. and i get that feedback from them in airports, supermarkets, walking down the street. and i love it. >> now it's your turn to try our best system ever. with five concentrated super treatments, including our all new advanced age recovery night cream with retinol and the new and improved advanced youth activating melon serum with hydrosol h2o delivers our melon leaf stem cell technology even

deeper into the skin, where wrinkles begin. >> doctor szabo's clients often pay thousands of dollars for a series of treatments. that's why, when purchased separately, meaningful beauty's regular price of 179 is already an incredible bargain. >> but because cindy decided to offer meaningful beauty directly to you, you won't pay. 179, 139, or even 99. order now and you'll pay just 69.95 for all five concentrated super treatments. >> and listen to this in hollywood, everyone is talking about red light technologies. now, the first 500 to order will get cindy's new skin renewing facial tool, featuring red light benefits, heat and vibration to target the look of fine lines and wrinkles. >> and you'll get our wrinkle smoothing capsules. >> this plus this equals incredible results. >> now, smart shoppers who use promo code save 20 will receive an additional $20 savings instantly. that means you'll pay just 49.95, a full 75% off

the regular price. we'll even add free shipping, and your order always comes with our 60 day money back guarantee. >> this special offer is not available in any store, so don't wait. scan the code, call the number below, or go to meaningful beauty.com right now. >> if you hurry, you can catch them all stories in the video special. >> welcome to our dvd special. so when your relationship falls apart, can music mend your heart? rough trade the record store not my hobby. put out a list of ten breakup albums on this very special valentine's day, among them blue by joni mitchell, blood on the tracks by bob dylan, fleetwood mac's rumors, back to black by amy winehouse. sadly, none of these are on my list. true, there's only one song i listen to when i'm dealing with a breakup.

>> young man, there's a place you can go i said, young man. >> it's fun to stay at the y amc. >> it's fun to stay at the y amc. >> any cat. i must go to you first because you're you're. >> an expert in breakups. well, you love. >> you're an expert, and you love emo. yeah. is it good to listen to music that allows you to wallow in your bad feelings? >> can't that makes you cry? because crying is good for you. you release endorphins. a lot of these are really good. i love the amy winehouse one. i mean, it's great. like if that if any of these songs ever come on and you're in the same room as me and you're a man, you better get out before i like, look at you like this. but also, i think the best song ever is janis joplin. so janis joplin's pearl, i think, has a lot of really good ones, especially crybaby. the first time i saw her sing that at festival express, i was sitting

there with my college boyfriend and i was like, oh, i gotta go find myself. well, they really are all like this. and it changed my life because that's there really is nothing hotter and nothing you want more than a man to cry over the thought of his life without you. >> oh, that's good to know. but it's too late for me, tyrus. yo, do you have a heartbreak album? no, no. >> heartbreak albums is a young man's game. when they came in today and asked me to pick one, i had to go all the way back because, like, when was the last time my heart was broken? because you have to get your heart broken to become a man and you go through it once. so like i think at the time it was like after seven til you do me right or something like that, you know, and you're like, and that's everywhere you go. everything looks like her, you know, even like every time, if she has brown hair, every person with brown hair. does that hurt? no. she's gone bro. she's not coming back. and then you get wisdom and you get older. and now when they're like, i'm leaving you, you're

like, cool. >> yeah. it's true. >> it's like you just men get to a point where you're just like, hey, yeah, all right then. well. >> yeah, that feeling doesn't come back. >> keep on trucking, you know? >> andrew, is there a is there some powerful music that you listen to when you go through? you've been married for a long time. >> yes. >> yes. >> about 40, 50 years i think. >> yeah. that's amazing. so just for men on your beard has you. >> yeah. yeah. well, just for women, the thought of this album idea just. i couldn't wrap my mind around it intellectually, because what i remember is the mix, right? like, we need to bring back the mix. you remember the mix tapes? and the beauty of the mix tapes was that you could in one moment be melancholy and, you know, listening to radiohead, which was my chosen album, but then go into like hardcore punk, like sick of it all or something, just go, go wild and then maybe move into like psychedelic pop rock, phish bouncing around the room. because when you're in emotional despair, you have no idea what direction you're going in in about 90s. >> that's true. >> yeah. so it's like, you know, maybe it's melatonin

mondays. i don't know, john. >> have you ever had your heart broken? >> i have, but i'm sort of in the same boat that tyrus is. >> yeah. >> you know, i had my heart broken once, but, you know, my song after that is hit the road, jack. >> yeah. >> that's funny, because now, listen, it's the jack, ac, dc, or actual bottle of jack when things get tight. >> yeah. >> sipping, of course. >> connects the dots. >> what's the most popular song on a jukebox? in a bar? >> you know, for a long time, new york, new york was in was one of the highest ones. i still think it's songs like hotel california. >> yeah, wherever you go, that song is everywhere. enough already. enough. i don't need to hear that again. i'm going to go with the smiths hatful of hollow or hateful hollow, the smiths morrissey's the greatest singer when it comes to melancholy sea. nobody agrees with me, i do, you do. that's good, that's good. all right.

all right. coming up, liberal shrews are feeling the blues. >> you ever heard the expression that sometimes the truth is. stranger than fiction? i think this is one of those stories. >> yosemite national. >> park. >> 1200 square miles. >> of soaring. >> cliffs. cascading falls. >> and endless. >> groves of sequoias. i came through. >> a tunnel. >> and saw maybe. >> the most. >> beautiful. >> place i've ever seen in my life. >> i didn't set. >> out to change america, but it's what ended up happening. >> here's to. >> getting better with age. >> here's to. >> beating these. two every thursday. >> help fuel. >> today. >> with boost high protein. >> complete nutrition. >> you need and. the flavor you love. >> so here's. >> to now. now available. >> boost. >> max. >> this president's day. wolf mattress is putting america first by honoring those who serve our great nation with

this incredible offer. that's why this president's day weekend wolf mattress is proud to offer a 20% discount to all veterans, military, first responders, medical providers, teachers and emergency personnel. wolf. made in the usa for all american heroes right here at home. call the number on your screen or go online now. call 1-800-873-1975 or visit wolf mattress.com. >> i rs3 letters. >> that strike fear. >> into everyone and. >> for. >> good reason. >> the irs. >> is the most powerful collection agency on earth, and being in debt to the irs can have serious consequences. oftentimes, it begins with the irs sending you a collection letter, but then escalates. and before you know it, you're

having your paychecks garnished, your bank accounts seized. even your home or business could be at risk. my problem was i hadn't paid my taxes in eight years. i was trying to take on the irs by myself. i have five children. i'm trying to take care of my kids, and it was a lot of stress. >> i owed the irs. >> over $10,000. they told. >> me the possibilities of garnishing. >> my wages to. resolve this. >> debt that i owed them. >> i owed a lot of money to the irs, almost $15,000. >> but there was. >> nothing i could do about it. i was just overwhelmed at what to do. these stories are all too common, but thankfully there's optima tax relief. america's number one most trusted tax resolution firm, optima experts have helped thousands of people with stories just like these resolve their tax debt. i owe 15,000. i only had. >> to pay 3500. and now my debt. >> is clean. i don't. >> owe anything. it was. it was easy. like one, two, three. >> since i've settled everything. >> with the.

>> irs. >> with optima tax help, i'm going to be able to succeed instead of just worry. >> they sent me and sent the paperwork in for the debt to be cleared, the liens to be taken off. now i'm a happy camper. now, if you owe the irs, don't go it alone. give optima tax a call. so don't wait. today you have options. tomorrow you might not. optimus, tax professionals are standing by ready to help you. now. >> for a free consultation, call (800) 587-3950. >> optima tax relief. >> i was. >> drowning in debt. >> i had. >> over $36,000. >> in debt. if i would have just made the minimum payments, it would have taken me 59 years to pay off. >> national debt. >> relief can significantly. >> reduce the amount you owe. >> national debt relief reduced my debt by over $27,000. >> with. >> national debt relief. you

have a powerful team that knows how to talk to your creditors. >> national debt relief. >> they got me out of debt. call or visit. >> national debt relief.com. >> to get started. i like this soldier. he just ran into a door, but at least he ran. >> welcome to stroop store. >> donald davidson sent me here as a punishment. >> how is stroop. >> a punishment? >> you're named after a waffle. >> going dutch. all new thursdays on fox and any time on hulu. a story in five words. >> liberal women are still unhappy. so, tyrus, this is almost like the flip side of the of the b block. a recent study found that liberal women are much less happy than their conservative peers, with 12% of liberal women reporting they were completely satisfied with

life. 12%, apparently. they don't know you, tyrus. >> i would argue that's the 12% that have. again you, i don't care. yeah, i wouldn't a liberal woman. again, i hate the boxes and labeling. yeah. it's like, you know, i don't know any woman that's ever completely happy. and what i mean by that is when you first start out together in a one bedroom apartment and you're barely making ends meet, and a good night out is like one night a week, you go to chili's and everything's great. then all of a sudden you build and you build and you have a giant house and you have cars, you have this, and it's the same complaints. it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter if the things switch and change. you could literally have jesus as your butler, and she'll still be like, i didn't ask him to build it that way. like, there's always a problem. and that's

not a liberal thing, a conservative thing. that's a woman thing. >> that you're about. >> to explode. >> yeah, no, i wish i do have like i do have a lot to say about this, actually. sorry, sorry. but. so i've always considered myself a feminist in the salt and pepper iteration of feminism, where it's like, yes, i'm a woman, but if you're going to judge me for doing stuff you wouldn't judge a man for doing, then you and i'm empowered and all this stuff. i think that for some, a certain iteration of feminism that's more liberal. it's not so much about what you can do, but what's being done to you. and that ceases to be inspirational or empowering at all. and at a certain point, if you feel like you don't have any control or any agency over your own life, then who wouldn't be depressed by that? >> yeah, it's like, you know what it is. it's like a shrimp, a shrimp. >> what? where are you right now? >> i was thinking about chili's. it's like a going to a

shrink. and the shrink indulges your victimhood rather than trying to work you past that. it's like the democrat party is like saying you are a victim. you are a victim. >> good therapy is great, but bad therapy is worse than no therapy. >> could it be that they're married to liberal men? >> maybe. but a lot of them. a lot of them aren't married. a lot of the primary supporters of biden were single women, but maybe they were single for a reason, if you know what i mean. yeah. >> yeah. >> i don't know. i can't now. tyrus is making me feel guilty. he's staring at me. >> oh, no. no, there are a lot of them as ugly as hell. i'm with you. >> andrew. what say you as a man who, again, is happily married? i'm sure. >> very, very happily married. happy valentine's day to everybody, including my beautiful wife. >> so. >> you son of a. >> you should. >> have said especially. >> yes. >> by my dear wife.

>> this is about answers in life that just can't be answered, right? so democratic thought process in general. liberals, right? it's about answering why, right? the why behind everything. it's all about equity and fairness and equality. but that's not how life works, right? what's one of the biggest cliches we learn right away is that life isn't fair. we know that, right? we know life's not fair. deal with it. take the punches. let it make you tougher. but they're always looking for that equality. and the answers aren't coming right because it never works. it's like, okay, well now we're going to try and force equity and we're going to force equality and it doesn't work. so all of their answers are constantly wrong. imagine if you kept failing every single test. you'd be depressed too. >> yeah. it's true. it's like their filter. if you have an incorrect filter on life, nothing is going to. >> on everything. >> yeah. good point. wow, we're so deep here. up next, viewer mail. >> yeah. >> i've never dry. >> i still feel gritty, rough or tired with my bow eyes can feel. >> my bow.

>> my bow is the only prescription dry eye drop that forms a protective layer for the number one cause of dry eye. too much tear evaporation for relief. >> that's my bow. >> yeah. >> remove contact lenses before using my bow. wait at least 30 minutes before putting them back in. eye redness and blurred vision may occur. >> my bow. >> oh. ask your eye doctor about prescription. my bow. >> we finally beat medicare. >> he's right. he did beat medicare. he beat it to death. >> joe biden's legacy for seniors. he raided medicare, made premiums skyrocket, and drove up drug costs. worse, the biden pill penalty is already slashing the development of affordable drugs, forcing seniors to pay the price of biden's failed policy. biden broke medicare, but president trump can fix it. call congress and urge them to end the biden pill penalty. >> i'm john morgan of morgan and morgan. >> with so many mesothelioma. >> lawyers on television, how do you choose the right firm for you and your family? our

goal. >> is to get you. >> as much as. >> you deserve. >> $30 billion was. >> set aside for mesothelioma. >> victims like you. if you've. >> been. >> diagnosed with mesothelioma, we'll come to you within 24 hours so our team can get to work right away. call us now. there's only one. morgan and morgan. >> call 858 51010. >> doctor larson. >> has no recollection of the last eight years. surviving. >> doc is tv's biggest new show. and the obsession is only growing. >> i was a. >> damn good doctor and i will get that back. >> doc. >> all new tuesday on fox and watch anytime on hulu. >> out here. >> in the fields. >> will your. >> pirate. >> and manage gargano? >> yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> the trump musk relationship. hugh hewitt goes inside what you need to know. plus micro r.

>> look for clinical grade berberine and other doctors preferred products in stores near you. >> yep, you're watching. >> mailing it in. >> first question from wheezy. that's a great name. what's your favorite sound that brings a smile to your face? let's go around to you, john. what kind of sound? when you hear it, you go. >> barking dog. >> a barking dog. interesting. so you're. >> better than a barking person? >> yes, yes, yes. you're not a

prowler. i take it. >> sounds good. and i would say birds chirping in the springtime. >> oh, that's a nice answer. >> yeah. happy, happy valentine's day. >> yes. >> and happy valentine's day to my wife. he got me into this, so i had to do it. >> yes. both of you are definitely cheating. yeah. i kid. i think cat. >> the sound of cheese eating. oh, because if he's eating, that means he's not having a flare up of his ibd. yeah. and when i hear that little, i'm like, okay, then i don't have to give him his sorry and then give him his pepcid ac. and i think give him human pepcid ac, which is really difficult to do because you have to give a quarter of a tablet and they're not scored. so you have to do is crush it up and divide it into four piles. i had to do that earlier this week, and i did it on like a, like a plate. and then i left it there. and then our dog walker came over and he was being really weird

around me, and i didn't realize why until i saw that. i realized it looked like i was doing cocaine alone in the afternoon. >> pink cocaine. >> well, no. it's pregnant. no, the 20 milligram tablets are white. >> oh, yeah. >> so he was, like, being a little weird, and i was like, oh, it's pepcid ac. if you snort that, you'll be disappointed. but the sound of cheese eating in the morning so i don't have to do any of the medication. >> that's your 13 year old cat. 14, 14.5. wow. amazing. tyrus. >> silence. >> yes, i. >> i'm sorry. i'm just an old man now, but when i hear nothing, i'm like, yeah. >> yeah. >> that is so. you know what? i never appreciate it until i became. >> oh, there's nothing like. yeah, like you've been a dad for seven, eight minutes. call me. >> yeah. i had like, oh, i like the sound of a v8 engine of, like a car made in the 50s in the in when they were really made. well, but no silence beats that. yeah. silence. ken leek asks, what's the biggest fib you told as a kid, andrew?

>> well, there was this one time that i ended up throwing up all over the my parents bed, and i blamed it on the dog. >> there you go. back to the dog, tyrus. >> i told everyone at school that robert parish was my dad. and then when the celtics played the lakers, he wanted to know if he could get tickets. and then i told him he was a deadbeat dad. >> yeah. >> cat. >> dad, i had a secret closet at my house that i could walk into and turn it into a dog. not that weird. >> john. >> mine was generic. just. i didn't do it. >> very good, very good. i think that when i was a kid, i would tell kids that i was a transfer student, and that's why i appeared so old. >> yeah. >> we'll be right back.

>> have you ever heard the expression. >> that sometimes. >> the truth is. stranger than fiction? >> i think this is one of those stories. >> yosemite national. >> park. >> 1200 square miles. >> of soaring. >> cliffs. >> cascading falls. >> and endless. >> groves of sequoias. >> i came through a tunnel and saw maybe. >> the most. >> beautiful place i've ever seen in my life. >> i didn't set out to. >> change america. >> but. >> that's what ended. >> up happening. >> patients who. >> have sensitive teeth. >> but also want. >> whiter teeth. they have to make a choice. >> one versus. >> the other. >> sensodyne clinical white provides two shades whiter teeth, as well as providing 24 over seven sensitivity protection. patients are going to love to see sensodyne on the shelf. >> liberty. >> liberty mutual is all she talks about. since we saved hundreds by bundling our home and auto insurance. >> hey, kid. it's pronounced

liberty. liberty, liberty, liberty liberty liberty liberty, liberty. >> now she's mocking me. >> very mature. >> hey! that's enough, you two. >> hey. >> i'm. >> not the. >> one acting. >> like a total baby. >> she's too. >> only pay. >> for what you need. >> liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty! >> hi. >> i'm not sure i'm amy poehler. >> we are rolling here. hello. >> i'm seth meyers. >> tracy morgan. >> kate mckinnon. >> andy samberg. >> kenan thompson. >> gilda radner. >> my name is philip hartman. and i'd like to introduce you to some of my characters, mr. music. >> hey. >> pleasure to be here, reggie. >> i'm sorry. >> that i smelled your candle. >> this is mr. peepers. >> i am. >> tim calhoun. >> i love you. >> me? >> well. >> that's very special. >> why don't you shut up? good night. and have a pleasant tomorrow. >> nearly 1 in 4 u.s. consumers have been a victim of identity theft. even when they did all the right things to protect their personal information. >> i did everything right. but

an institution that had my. data didn't. and now my identity has been stolen. >> banks, hospitals, employers and other institutions all have your personal information, too. and when they're exposed. careful monitoring of your accounts and credit won't be enough. >> $110,000 of my hard earned money. gone. >> the stakes are high. and even if you take steps to protect your personal information, you're not the only one who has it. only lifelock monitors hundreds of millions of data points every second, alerting you to the widest volume of threats. and if you become a victim, a dedicated us based identity restoration specialist will fix it. guaranteed. plus, all lifelock members are backed by the lifelock million dollar protection package, including reimbursement for stolen funds. call now or go online and use promo code 35 tv to save 35% off an annual plan for your first year. >> are you looking for a walk in tub for you or someone you love? well, look no further. a safe step walk in tub is the best in its class. the ultra

low, easy step helps keep you safe from having to climb over those high walled tubs, allowing you to age gracefully in the home you love. now, for a limited time, when you purchase your brand new safe step walk in tub, you'll receive a free safety package. and if you call today, you'll also receive $1,500 off your entire order. yes, $1,500 off. now you can enjoy the best of both worlds. the therapeutic benefits of a warm, soothing bath that can help increase mobility, relieve pain, boost energy, and even improve sleep. or if you prefer, you can take a refreshing shower with our stand up shower package. call today and receive a free safety package plus $1,500 off with lumi whole body deodorant. you can dare. to do the things beau never let you. >> like going. >> in for a hug after a post. hot flash gardening session. she's about to get up close and

personal with your pet, your bike shorts and your dogs. >> and you. >> go ahead and bring it in anyway. >> because up to. >> 72 hours ago you sprayed lumi just. >> about. >> everywhere to stop odor causing bacteria reactions before they started. dare to do what you never let you go to lumi dotcom and get your first starter pack for 30% off. >> a special. >> fox nation series. >> what a week it's been. >> every friday, tomi lahren goes inside the top moments from president trump's first 100 days. >> the trump effect is in. >> full force. >> 100 days with tomi lahren fridays on fox nation. sign up at foxnation.com. >> what is new show. >> bar rescue? >> jon taffer, andrew grill, tip studio audience greg gutfeld, i love you, america. >> good evening everyone. i'm