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i'm just on with the bureau,jr., particle is this is the five. ♪ ♪ i will lift you up when they push you down ♪ ♪ i will raise my voice ♪ ♪ and stand my ground ♪ ♪ where it looks like there might be a hard road ♪ ♪ that i'm going to walk it with you ♪ >> jesse: the democrats anti-d.o.g.e. choir is back with a fresh new track almost as painful as greg's bump in music. liberal lunatics capping off another week of anti-musk rallies, what raging against the waste management wizards, d.o.g.e. keeping score on the government slop they are digging up, case in point the department of education just had to slash grants to four equity assistant centers, blowing $33 million of your taxpayer cash. on things like this workshop on

whiteness. >> today's virtual roundtable is entitled identifying and disrupting your whiteness, a workshop addressing power and privilege toward antiracist spaces. >> jesse: and we just got an exclusive clip. sean hannity sitting down with president trump and elon musk for their first joint interview. let's watch. >> you are both aware, you have to be keenly aware, that the media and the punditry class, i think you have proven they have no power anymore. because they threw everything they had at you and they didn't win, and that was, "the new york times," "washington post," three networks, every late-night comedy show, two cable channels, they threw everything, lawfare, weaponization. and now i see they want you two to start -- they want a divorce. they want you two to start hating each other.

president elon musk, for example. you do know that they are doing that to you. >> oh, i see it all the time. then they stopped. they have many different things. actually, elon called me, you know they are trying to drive us apart, i said absolutely. we have breaking news, donald trump has ceded control of the presidency to elon musk. president musk will be attending a cabinet meeting at 8:00. and i say it is just so obvious. they are so bad at it. i used to think they were good at it. they are actually bat at it, i would never be president, because i think nobody in history has ever gotten more bad publicity than me. i could do the greatest things. i get 98% bad publicity. outside of you and a few of your very good friends, it's like the craziest thing. but you know i have her learned, elon, the people are smart, they get it. >> they do. >> they really see what is happening. >> yes.

>> jesse: that interview airs next tuesday at 9:00 eastern. judge jeanine, more singing from the democrats. are you enjoying that? >> judge jeanine: i have to tell you that there is no better way for the democrats to continue to destroy themselves then to continue on this mission they have with the f trump and f elon and the singing. when the american people are like we get this, just the way president trump was saying, we get this, we want to know where all of the expenditures are going. i just said to someone, did you know $22 billion went to illegals joe biden over two years, a year and a half, for them to buy a house, buy a car, and start a business, when senior citizens and veterans are homeless or trying to figure out medication or food. so i just hope the democrats continue to go down that road. now 14 attorneys general across the country are now suing,

saying that elon musk doing this it's a violation of the appointments clause and he lacks senate confirmation, and he is too much private information at his hands. it is nothing more than politically motivated attempt to destroy and hide because as a prosecutor i say to myself who is against exposing fraud and corruption? okay, the ones who are at risk of being charged with fraud and corruption. and, you know, the ones who favor a bureaucracy. and let the dems do it, they will lose again. >> jesse: we are seeing polling in arizona from swing state people, kennedy, they want them to keep going. they say keep cutting, they love it. >> kennedy: it was an interesting polling group because it was people who had voted for biden in 2020 who then switched their votes to trump in 2024 because bidenomics as was the case for most people in the country it didn't work out for them. so it didn't work out for them because their taxes are too

high, eggs are too expensive, people still are having a hard time making mortgage payments and paying the rent and affording college and everything else. so now they are realizing where that hard-earned tax money is actually going, and the more we hear about $160 million going to a canadian electric school bus factory that is now declared bankruptcy and never made good on their promise to deliver school buses, 100 million of them to 55 school districts in the country, that's where my money has gone? they actually want more of it because the feeling is if you cut out entire departments and if you shed some light on all of this waste and abuse, then maybe taxes will finally come down, then maybe federal expenditures will come down, and i am shocked the democrats haven't gotten on board with this and gone, you know what, we are not helping people if we are squirreling this money away to projects that do absolutely nothing. we are democrats. we are the party of the working

man. so let's ferret out the abuse and find better, less expensive ways to truly help people, but they are not doing that and that is dumb. >> jesse: why can't they have a reasonable position, harold, with a thread the needle, we don't need the six changes for the guatemalans, we don't need the dei operas, but maybe we could just do this in a little bit more constitutional way. >> harold: good to be with you. kennedy, good to see you. happy valentine's day. i think a couple of things -- >> jesse: harold, thank you. i didn't think we were at that level. >> harold: nor will we ever be. the viewers happy valentine's day. i think kennedy touches on something with arizona swing voters. democrats need to be mindful, these were democrats or at least voted democrat and then voted republican this last go around, how they are perceiving this and how they are valuing. this is the group democrats, i think those that are singing outside the agency's outside the capital, i think this is the group they are trying to appeal

to, but they are not. a separate survey that gallup conducted, 45% of democrats think democrats need to be more moderate, 11-point increase from three or four years ago. these are the things we should be taking note of. now, what president trump and mr. mosk and others are doing with this d.o.g.e. and some of the other things, this is not a sprint, this is a marathon, only four weeks, a long way to go, democrats, if you are serious about wanting to reform government, that offer your own ideas, offer other ideas to make government operate more efficiently and offer more ways to cut spending and bring our deficit down and help tackle this enormous $36 trillion or $37 trillion deficit that we have. i think donald trump knows something, as well, six months from today, or when we are six months from today, and he is still not engaging congress, think right now not engaging congress is serving him well. democrat, republican alike, they

cannot wrap their heads around the speed and the scale and which he is operating at this point. that same poll of arizona voters showed that people were giving the president a little latitude and benefit of the doubt on inflation. we found ourselves at high prices like we have today, six months from now, eight months from now, and republicans can't come together in the house and the senate around a border security bill, which they seem to be squabbling about right now, even a long-term budget deal, we may have a different conversation, but as we sit here today, jesse, i agree with you and kennedy, this is not a moment to be singing outside of agencies. this is a moment to get serious about a plan, about a set of ideas, and frankly how we would make government operate more efficiently. >> jesse: if you could d.o.g.e. one thing at this table, harold, would it be greg scholar? >> greg: i would let him d.o.g.e. it. >> jesse: d.o.g.e., d.o.g.e., d.o.g.e. how are you feeling today? >> greg: and feeling great,

and thank you for the chocolates. >> jesse: i know belgian is your favorite. >> greg: you asked harold, a reasonable position, it is hard because the lane is taken. reasonable position means common sense. that is the high ground and there is nothing around a high ground. i am not interested in saying the democrats suck. leave that to "outnumbered." [laughter] i say right now you suck, but here's what you've got to do to get out of it. i think a lot of dems, people watch this show, there are more democrats watching this show then cnn and msnbc combined. so they come here for some kind of free therapy, and i'm here to give it to you because i actually wants them to join us, and the democrats have a choice, to join the good guys, or become a bond villain, because if you are going to defend waste, fraud, and abuse you are basically embracing the life of a bond villain, actually it is worse than that. do you ever watch a zombie movie, and you go it would be so much easier to get bitten and become a zombie. because then you are no longer

terrified. >> jesse: i never considered that. >> greg: just get bitten. a lot of dems are doing, they are embracing a role that is just easier, but forbids them from ever becoming the good guy. they are becoming a zombie. i think this is a bigger moment then maybe most people realize. this is i think the biggest political moment since the fall of communism. in that case, that end was definitive, the wall comes down, ussr dissolves and suddenly communism just evaporates except in colleges. for the democrats, the wall has come down, and many of their leaders sense that the democrat party of before is dead. it is not in need of a rebrand, it is in need of a full body and mind transplant, and it is really hard to do that when you still have that stuck, the singing, the equity, the dei, i don't think you can underestimate how wokeness which is fueled by identity politics,

essentially cultural marxism, infected the party and ate it out, devoured it from the inside, in a way similar to what happened to ussr excepted happened to a party, not a country. i think the dems, my advice is to stop thinking about the role as an adversary to trump. you have to ask yourself, what are we? you may find out you are not anything anymore. and then they have to decide what does that mean? to i leave this party? do we start something new? what would that new thing p? because it is really hard to find an oppositional point to trump because he is neither conservative, right, he is neither liberal, he is basically a populist, and it is hard to get footing when the guy is picking 80-20 popular issues. it is like what you said, a reasonable position, every one of them is taken. >> jesse: and your welcoming democrats to go on this road of self-discovery, here on "the five." >> greg: i think it is very

hard to join the good guys if it is a blow to your ego and the opportunity cost that you have already dropped into your side. >> harold: i give even more credit, i think it is the republican party and democrat party as we know it today that is flummoxed and frankly has to reinvent itself. and it is trump that is -- >> greg: it's better than we ever thought. >> jesse: well, if you want more of that beautiful interview between elon musk, sean hannity, and donald trump, 9:00 eastern, tuesday, check it out. up next, democrats need less chuck schumer and more chuck norris. we will explain. ♪ ♪ booking.com has all kinds of stays... because some love a rustic cabin... others feel differently. [screaming] find exactly what you're booking for. booking.com booking.yeah

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>> judge jeanine: democrats need to -- democrats -- i was going to say it -- democrats need to grow a pair if they want to start winning again, according to a new poll, liberal women are the most unhappy and lonely group. only 12% of them claim to be completely satisfied with their lives. and it is because all the manly men have flocked to president trump. republican party is capitalizedy thanks to democrats of session with catering to win people a t. clay travis summed it up perfectly. watch this. >> like a grandpa. >> hold on. [laughter] trump took a bullet in his ear. and immediately stood up and said "fight, fight, fight." every man in america and most of the women out here were impressed by that, even if the women won't admit it. she is shaking her head, she is wrong. and, and, second part of this, basically summing it up,

democrats, or men, or [bleep], and republicans aren't. >> judge jeanine: perhaps the left should take some notes from our secretary of defense. pete hegseth was up at the crack of gone working out with u.s. forces in poland despite freezing cold temperatures. all right, high will start with you. if progressive, kennedy, ideology is supposed to empower women, why does it seem that so many of them are feeling miserable and alone and unhappy? >> kennedy: judge, you are a self-made woman, and you know what that takes. it takes hard work and self belief and empowerment, it comes by the grace of god, but it comes from within. that means you are constantly looking at your life, you are going inside, you are trying to figure out what will it take for me to do better? how can i work harder? how can i be more effective? and when you become a mom it gives you even more of those refined superpowers.

but when you are conditioned to think that the outside world is the thing that controls your life and controls, you know, this empowerment center, then you are now the object of victimhood. you now think it is the external world that is creating your reality so you are constantly mad at the external world instead of thinking of yourself as an empowered individual with agency who has choices to make based on her own volition and her own needs, instead of the world just screwing the pooch on my behalf. >> judge jeanine: i like that analogy. if you were advising a democrat candidate, harold, would you tell them to man up and start talking about issues like crime, economic stability, opportunity? >> harold: yes. i am a democrat, so i do the say those things -- >> judge jeanine: advising a democrat. >> harold: i like clay. i think that is a little over

supplication. as we look back at this last race, voters did what they did every time in a presidential race, they make a basic calculation about who can best make their lives better. are they better off than they were a few years before, if someone is running as an incumbent. kamala harris was not an incumbent, she was essentially running as an incumbent on a record she has built this vice president. democrats had a clear and persuasive answer on how to secure the border, how to tackle and reduce inflation, if we had applied common sense to cultural issues, we did it with abortion but we didn't do it with little boys and little girls in bathrooms and sports. there might have been a different outcome to the race. i am not as much caught up in some of the language of manning up and all those kinds of things. i think i get what they are saying, but again, we find ourselves six months from today and the prices are not coming down, and people don't feel more confident about the country's future, politics has a funny way

of coming back. but unless we do these things, judge, i don't mean to minimize or belittle this point or this moment, unless democrats take note of where we aren't with the country is expecting from politicians, we won't find ourselves in a majority anytime soon. we have to do that to win back the confidence of america. >> judge jeanine: you know, what kennedy was talking about, jesse, is so true, and my question is, social media, i mean, how much of this is social media? how the liberal women are kind of plugged into this toxic online spaces that fuel the victimhood and the anxiety? >> jesse: it reinforces the victimhood and anxiety when you stare at the screen all day but the democrats haven't nominated a real man since bill clinton, and they nominated kerry into kite surfing and botox and married an heiress, and then they had obama, indecisive, aloof, not going to get into his marriage, not my role --

>> greg: good for you. >> jesse: then they nominated hillary clinton. no man wanted to vote for hillary clinton. no man would be proud to vote for hillary clinton. and then joe biden. he was falling. he invited an invasion to this country. and he was scared of a virus. then they put up kamala and even black men were like i've had it. at this point, these cultural currents coming in with the me too movement that a lot of men scared and submissive, and then the pandemic which made them conformist and lazy and then dei just made them apologetic. so they have society conditioning men's thomas tossed her own down, and women see men with low testosterone and they resent that because they dt tried to get lucky by being feminists. and that is even more of a turnoff and a vicious cycle. but the final straw was the transgender mania because real man, they know this destroys their families, it hurts their

children, their sons and daughters, but they still submitted to it, and that is when the democratic party broke man. and then there was a revolt. you've got unions, blacks, hispanics, millennials, i am out of here, and that left to? chuck schumer? tampon tim? the mayor pete? so everybody was like i don't want to be at this table where it is tampon tim and a bunch of angry women screaming. we are going to go over here. we are going to tell jokes. we are going to get things done. just don't give us any grief. and that is where we are now. >> judge jeanine: thank you for that. >> jesse: you're welcome. >> judge jeanine: greg, wrap it up. >> greg: it is obvious men are driven by the idea of security and protection. always interested in self-defense, action movies, second amendment, law and order, a secure border. but jesse, as much as it pains me, is right that the breaking -- the breaking point was trans. and when you get any argument of

trans, oh, it is a tiny population, well, then why is the needs of a tiny population being placed on us? and why are we supposed to remain silent and sympathetic to something that is so clearly wrong? what we noticed among women, and women tend to be the tendency to be more compassionate and empathetic, were being exploited by men that like to dress up as women as a fetish and preyed upon the compassion of women to defend them and it was just a matter of time or men were going you know what? this just isn't right. and then suddenly you looked at all of the policies and the attitudes, and it made actual men feel unwanted, and there is one thing about men. they don't like being where they aren't wanted, so it wasn't like the republicans really had to court them. they were being uncourted by the democrats. they were saying we think you are a sub species. you can still hang around here but what kind of man hangs

around like that? i am not talking about men -- the problem with the democratic party, you don't see harolds. the people you see are the david hoggs. i don't believe that all democrats are david hoggs. i would like to think they are more harold ford's, but you only see them on "the five," which is a real bummer, you know? i guess my point is i think the democratic party and this is my advice i would give to them, when the only menu elevate our men who say they are women, you've got to stop that, and you've got to depoliticize life. sometimes a game is a game, a bathroom is a bathroom, a woman is a woman, and most guys would rather talk about the game than they would talk about trans, and i think that what has happened is the politicalization has driven men out to the arms of the republicans. >> jesse: did you see the game last night? >> greg: oh, it was amazing. i love a good game of yacht see. >> judge jeanine: all right,

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you don't think this slows down efficiency, creativity, creates rudeness, it does, and when i found out that people were doing that, you don't do the [bleep] meetings and don't give me the [bleep] work from home friday works, i've had it with this kind of stuff. i'd come in working seven days a week since covid and i come in and where is everybody else? >> harold: judge, i know that language is offensive to you -- >> judge jeanine: [laughs] >> harold: you hear the message, the substance -- >> judge jeanine: i said darn right, it is about time. look, jamie dimon, okay, is right. 1300 employees petitioned they want to stay home and all of this nonsense, and he came out, whether or not he leaked that information because he was not in such good stead with president trump, so maybe he wants to be part of the gang again, but look, he said there is no more debates, no more petitions, returned to the damn office, get your in gear and

start working like everybody else but it is typical, the boss is there longer than most people are there and now this whole mentality, you don't have to go to work, is nonsense. by the way, did you know that in-person work double in the last year? yeah, in-person work double in the last year. it's a good thing. it is motivating. >> harold: you think that thing was leaked intentionally by mr. dimon or do you think it just happened to get out there? >> jesse: it made it look like a tough guy -- >> harold: he is a tough guy. >> jesse: i wanted to quit this job and go work for that guy. i can't do basic math peer i probably sink the company. i remember having my first babies and i told o'reilly i was going to take paternity, and he said what are you going to just sit around and watch the kid spit up on itself? he had no tolerance for this kind of stuff. i worked thanksgiving. i worked christmas eve. july 4th. i think i missed funerals.

for my own family. because this guy was such a hardass and i was scared to miss a day. it was like 2 feet of snow, i went into the office, no one else was here, i was the only one here, and i was just terrified and that is what people should be. they are paying these people a lot of money at jpmorgan, they get stock options and all this kind of health benefits, i don't feel sorry for wall street bankers to have a hybrid schedule where they get fridays and mondays off. they are saying it disproportionately pushes out women? okay, well, women sometimes have to take care of the children. that is life. it pushes out senior employees? if you are 80, and you can't make it to work, maybe you should retire. and if you have disabilities, you are getting to work with a disability before the pandemic. i know it is tough. we are not going to make allowances for everybody. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> harold: kennedy, building on those points, the survey

showed -- >> jesse: what points? >> harold: your great point -- >> kennedy: the o'reilly pin yada? >> judge jeanine: [laughs] >> harold: a number of workers were willing to take a pay cut to stay home p or i think jamie dimon has a point, does this reduce the nation's productiv productivity, reduce our ability to compete on the and global stage of people are willing to take 15% to 20% pay cuts to work from home? how do we reverse it? >> kennedy: especially during the pandemic, the employee trends were on workers side so they could do that, and they decided they liked entitlements and wanted to keep it that way and they could because it was so hard to find good people. the labor force was such that they were the ones holding all the cards. that has now shifted. and now employers, they are the ones who are having to cut jobs, pretty much across the board, in every sector, and so they are deciding that they want people to collaborate. collaboration on zoom is not the same thing as sitting down with

a group of people in a room and talking about ideas and building those ideas one off the other, and that is how you increase productivity, that is how you boost the bottom line, and if we are letting people stay home, because it makes their feelings better and more cozy, then we are making peoplesoft, and you've got an entire generation sandwiched in between gen zs and jed xeres, closer to the group, i actually am optimistic about the future because there are so many parents and jesse can attest to this, young kids who are not going to let them have phones. they are not going to let them get addicted to social media, that means they are going to be better at in-person contact and looking people in the eye and allowing people to stay home completely neutered that ability which is critical if you are going to crush the world. >> harold: greg, we your

question to the answer to the question would have been different before the birth of your first child. in light of what kennedy is saying. does it change your view at all? >> greg: totally forgot i had a kid. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: i believe him. >> greg: you know who really hates zoom? jeffrey toobin. see, when you are home, you kind of let yourself go, you forget about certain kinds of things like putting on your pants. you don't want to whack off in front of your coworkers. just got a job at "the new york times," by the way. this is more evidence of the trump effect, that suddenly you are hearing people express things they wouldn't say before. all the preference falsification is falling away. and jesse kind of hits on it. why didn't jamie dimon say this before? why haven't people spoken out about things like this? it's because whenever you do, there are a group of people that

will make the exception to the rule and enforcing behavior on the masses. so let's say you have this discussion. it would be really good for everybody to come back to work, for office morale and productivity, and then someone will say, what about madge? she is an agoraphobic with carpal tunnel syndrome? you're the manager, you know what, she is an exception, but offices are here for people to work in them, and then that person will say, you don't care about the disabled. you don't care about parents with babies. you don't care about women with cats. what about those people? so every issue -- this is another problem with the democratic party -- every issue ruled by common sense runs up against the exception argument, whether it is deporting illegals, what about the little children! or the homelessness, oh, that is a homeless family, you can't -- or incarceration, that person has a heart of gold -- everything is an exemption that ends up hurting the masses in the long run, harold.

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♪ ♪ >> kennedy: happy valentine's day, america. but you better find that special someone click because a city killer asteroid is hurtling toward earth, chili animations to depict the devastating damage it would cause on impact. don't panic yet. there is only a 2% probability the enormous rock strikes in late 2032. so fellas, better get a rock on

that lady's finger asap. every kiss begins with kay, jesse. >> jesse: i can't take emma to a valentine's day dinner because i have to eat a very romantic dinner with johnny upstairs in my office before the show at 8:00 so we had a sexy brekkie, breakfast, that was my way of saying i love you, just not enough to take the day off and do a dinner. >> judge jeanine: did you buy her something? >> jesse: i bought her breakfast. >> judge jeanine: did she cook? >> jesse: i bought the breakfast. >> kennedy: i'm glad we are talking about the asteroid, harold. is there something comforting about everybody being mowed down at once in a cataclysmic celestial event beyond our control? >> harold: you know, i go to church, and i kind of let my face guide me on this thing. if this happens, i'm happy i got my kids, my wife. valentine's day, i try to teach my kids kindness and love and

compassion, talk about kids giving gifts at school and boys giving girls and girls giving girls and boys, i think it is a wonderful thing for them to use the holiday to do that, and i hope they didn't show this asteroid at school. >> kennedy: 2032 feels like a long ways away, seven years. >> harold: think i am old, 2032 is really far away. >> kennedy: judge, what do you think? >> judge jeanine: about the asteroid or valentine's day? >> kennedy: what about the asteroid forcing people to couple quickly and maybe make some bad decisions? [laughter] >> judge jeanine: watch a movie, order some take-out, have at it, honey. it's all good with me. >> jesse: we only have seven years left, it's not really the pressure cooker. >> kennedy: how can they predict the exact moment and asteroid will hit the earth, but they can't predict the weather, and they have been wrong about climate change? >> greg: you know, this is my point. they tell you it is 2% to make you feel good. it is 50%. either you get hit by an

asteroid, or you don't. don't do the math. you either get hit by it or you don't, that is 50/50. by the way, who are we to say we are getting hit by an asteroid? we could be hitting the asteroid. that is so earth-centric of ourselves. by the way, the government will be building asteroid protective shield, should be ready on 2033. so i'm a little bit worried about that. yeah. >> kennedy: pete hegseth has anything to say about it. we will absolutely defeat that. and "fan mail friday" is up next. stay with us. ♪ ♪ progressive makes it easy to see if you can save money with a commercial auto quote online so you can get back to your monster to-do list. super helpful.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: it is "fan mail friday." this is an interesting question so i'm going to read it slowly. have you ever had a thought that you were positive no one else has had ever? >> jesse: note, never. [laughter] >> greg: you know what, i believe you, jesse. >> jesse: jesse, five heard it from him, i've heard it before. [laughter] >> greg: it is so true.

it's a tough question. >> harold: i don't understand the question. >> judge jeanine: can answer it? i eat a lot of ginger and i figured out a way to peel the ginger without killing yourself -- the bumps and lumps and everything else. and i said no one has thought of what i am thinking of now. and then there was a tele- commercial on television, someone had a patent on it. >> greg: you almost headache han invention peered kennedy? >> kennedy: expose myself as a dumb dumb but i am confident in my ability to do that. i was eating chips and walk at a wonderful southern california mexican restaurant and i put two tortilla chips together and i said holy crap, tortilla chips r tortillas cut into quarters. how did you not know that? >> jesse: i didn't know that. >> judge jeanine: i never thought about it. >> kennedy: tortilla chips together. >> greg: it is fun to see how things get made and you go oh, my god, that is where babies come from.

harold. >> harold: i don't fully get the question. >> greg: of course you don't. judge, you got me a new record player, so i try to put the thing town, the yellow thing you put in the middle -- >> judge jeanine: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- >> harold: i got it to play the record without the disk. >> judge jeanine: oh, my god, you are in the wrong -- >> greg: crazy person. the tortilla thing. do you remember -- were you here on "the five" when i revealed that i thought veal was a separate animal. >> jesse: you didn't know what veal was -- >> harol >> greg: different animal. baby cow, i thought it was its own -- >> jesse: i felt so smart that day. >> greg: let's go shoot some veal. do i one more question? >> judge jeanine: yes. >> greg: what would be your expert category on "jeopardy?"

harold? >> harold: southern history. >> jesse: northern history. [laughter] >> kennedy: kennedy? >> kennedy: ancient greek philosophers. >> judge jeanine: can i be very basic? shoes! >> jesse: i will take shoes for $1,000, alex. >> greg: i'm going with the history of sanitation. >> judge jeanine: oh. >> greg: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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