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[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: i hate you. [ bleeps ] all are right, all right, all right. your applause is expected. a 19-year-old man known as big balls is advising the state department. it was also the secret service code name for a former first lady. a defence secretary pete changed fort liberty back to fort brad. now if you can just get alvin ragan to change his name.

[ bleeps ] george stephanopoulos is rumored to be miserable on the set of "good morning america" they have to keep flossing him out of michael straight hands teeth. according to an expert the trump administration is set to open the floodgates on the ufos. now they can stop blaming me for the probes. the nfl revealed the palestinian protester was actually a dancer higher to reform. the chiefs quarterback was also actually lose war in. chris koons defended the use

of taxpayer dollars to create iraq "sesame street". hard for him to be objective because you know. according to u.s. aid paid tuition for a terrorist act colorado state. the mascot reminded him of his girlfriend in other sports news, u.s. 80 gave 6.3 million to study men having leap leap with other men in south africa. had no idea we funded soccer. and finally due to listeria concerns dave recalled 2 million

donuts or what some people call breakfast. removing your anatomy isn't enough for the academy. in hollywood you can change your. [ bleeps ] but can't change her past it's time for. assembled together in one place the greatest segment in cable-television. trans tuesday. but it identifies as a wednesd wednesday. happy trans tuesday that identifies as wednesday. and i speak at the oscar-nominated film amelia perez about a drug lord wanting to ditch his criminal past but transitioning into a woman one more or a hole to hide drugs but

because they were a man now woman hollywood asked to love it and even better a musical with a trans start all that's missing is a rainbow caused by jimmy kimmel tears. no wonder it's been nominated for 13 academy awards. i haven't seen it have a look for yourself. >> they nice to meet you would like to know about sex change operations. >> man to woman or woman to meant. man to woman from. [ bleeps ] to. [ bleeps ] is it for you? >> for me. >> what would you like to know about it. >> i want to know it all, what is the protocol, the risks how many operations so much time do

you need. >> mama plastique, regina plastique, rhinoplasty, memo plasty yes. >> what is the adam's apple reduction yes, yes, yes, onu cutting off your junk could be so dang fun. they should have just called it it but stephen king got them to it so it has everything and it has woken us. once hollywood heard it had a trans lead they were on it like amber heard poop on johnny depp bed an easy move to get activists on social media blowing you kisses it's a low risk and high reward like taking in foster kids they don't work

out nobody will miss him then disaster struck something worse had turned out they posted bad tweets a decade ago back when the carlo was a man named carlos in the tweets meaning somebody went in search for them to ruin a newly success will persons right saying islam is a hotbed of infection. re: you sure they didn't mean leonardo dicaprio's futon also criticizing george floyd also saying i think few people cared about george floyd a drug addict

swindler. and they are all wrong. there is nuance there the more i read the use them more i'm liking this broad i could write more jokes involving poop but i've red worse and like a homeless guy worth input virtue signallers in a jamb that was for joe. and they probably hadn't seen the movie but they had to support it or else than the left began eating their own faster than joy behar and ana navarro stuck and then elevator she got it now those who nominated her are boxed in and the tweets weren't that bad just opinions separate from the actors work

they will do whatever protects the status and nothing more. so gets banished from the oscar campaign and it's all but dead. costars are distancing themselves from her like alec baldwin at a gun range and selena gomez cries more than i did during childbirth. and they lifted her up because of identity politics and now identity politics has forced him to tear -- for some to tear down. they wanted a trans figurehead and were shocked when she came out to be a complicated person who had opinions they disagree with. it must be exhausting. unless they pass off even bigger victims. and this raises the question who

is worst to trans people. conservatives who want to keep you out of women's bathrooms are liberals who want you to keep from thinking. let's welcome tonight's guest. he is getting married soon and divorced by june. actor and comedian jamie lissow. he looks like a doll from a horror movie, comedian joe machi and she will be giving hot takes until her water breaks. "new york times" best seller, author and contributor kat timpf. and he eats cereal out of the superdome. you never allowed to do so i'm assuming you've been following this have you been i've been following it pretty closely and i think i don't know much about

it which might surprise you but if i was a guy and i transition to be a woman and someone was like i can't believe the old tweets year old i would be like, yeah, i can't believe that guy did it either. i got so mad at that guy i cut it off i am with you guys. >> according to erie that person doesn't exist anymore. >> i'm also angry the music was so catchy i hate the words to it but i'm dancing. it's a very literal. also attacking the movie for the same old thing which is they hired a trans person to play a trans person but they are also saying the director doesn't speak spanish doing all that stuff where people forget that movies are people pretending to be other people that is the point it's not a documentary it isn't surveillance. and if i did real rob and i

played rob schneider's assistant i like to show but i do not like kelly treacher. and then first of all i wrote it and it's acting. johnny depp isn't really a pirate definitely just the one in the off-season always a pleasure to see you is this the first interesting thing to happen to the oscars since will smith gooey. >> probably greg but i do think it's telling that hollywood would defend you until the cows come home over trans stuff but the second you have an opinion not safe or popular for them to share your like well they've got a pretty big mouth it's one of those things where i do understand why they don't support free speech because the

views they espouse don't stand up to any kind of scrutiny. you would think a trans activist would see it coming but my whole problem with all this is if it is an honest competition what is it matter what the person believes. i don't want to enter a body building contest and it don't me on my massive deltoids not going to sam not going to pick joe because he's an arrogant put he boy will plays by his own rules a lot of jealousy i get it. they're no longer gonna pay that

and it's because of tweets right. and this offends me just musicals and i do think it's good to see a lot of people as trans people are not a monolith they are a group of individuals just because you are trans doesn't mean you are woke. i think that's a good thing for people who are liberal and conservatives to learn. trans people can be racists. also i don't understand how it has anything to do with the oscars i don't understand. if we can't give it to people who have controversial opinions let alone do controversial things we have reassigning to do. so it's super weird also when

people describe posts that resurface. it's like the ex-girlfriend comes in your life when you start doing well this isn't resurfacing intimate size fascinating to think about when that happens tyra safe bet you love this topic did you like the song? >> i didn't. but i do find it ironic. that apparently trans women can also be. [ bleeps ] as well. but to acknowledge what was said previously was right not to her point. i think they need to hold writers with their resurfacing to the same standard. if you're going to find somebody tweet from ten years ago you need to show yours at the same

time because it's getting to the point where it's ridiculous ever but he says dumb. [ bleeps ] and a homeboy your homegirl or whatever said ten years ago shouldn't matter what they're doing. the performance was terrible and just watching the video i got upset again they talk about wanting inclusion and everybody to be respected but the asian guys voice was horrible and a stereotype center like he was selling fortune cookies they couldn't pet and sing which want to say if they brought up my record of bars and as a bodyguard and they had old tweets with kevin hart the most

dangerous group to pick on because of and you can chrysostom and in this category in that box saying you are welcome and you can't fly a plane ticket. that is the worst thing any conservative would do with a nice hotel a meal of food before you tear apart the way of life there. so what group is good and nobody's watching that end there was no host one year. couldn't find anybody. they're only hurting themselves. thank you for buttoning up that.

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and they see an update and tds. a georgetown psychology professor says she's seeing an increase endemic voters expressing assent to burnout guilt and despair which you are used to and losing an old way of life with the chaos and those actions do you have any sympathy for them?

and georgetown is in d.c.'s so personally it's refreshing to see democrats not upset about insider training training or government corruption are having in a judiciary hearing room and the interesting in my life and it's 96% democrat. so it has to be tough to find that neutral unbiased year new go in worried and saying trump is a fascist dictator that would kill saul and the therapist will be like, yeah, you are right about that let's switch places

after you are done. >> it seems they're blaming the trump administration for stressing them out but is it the trump administration or their own rationality i've been in therapy throughout several administration so it has nothing to do with who's in office. i'm not and more therapy than i was before. i'm in and out depending on when i need it and am i bragging too much. >> i go to therapy when i need. and it depends on what the motivation is going to therapy just to lend those words and

it's not what they mean and let's learn some skills that's another thing and it's not the trump administration doing it is your reaction to it. and the way you deal when things aren't going your way is driving you crazy. trump is not the cause it's all the stuff you been told. and clap away. continue know i'm kidding stop. >> it has nothing to do what i'm about to stay in the therapist

is and might have been doing things is a gala get in trouble doing this stuff and the therapist says yes and there's a lot of people coming in for therapy and they are using church to confess they are all freaking out was group think tank as they were getting to put their ideas on because the president as biden tried to thank don henley for the eagles win and it's the the stuff they got away with and the therapist is like yes it's more that and

2% of the therapist the 94% are leaking it out to us. scenic you've carried baggage in the past you have advice for these people has an extra hundred for the emotional baggage i think there's a thing where trump does so much stuff that sometimes they have trouble why they're supposed to be angry it creates a cognitive dissonance atrial anger about why they should be angry that is crating the confusion only go to therapy when you really need it and and i want to punch in the

face and what you're saying is making me feel like i want to punch you in the face. and when biden one with trump he's in your the time and it reminds me at a buddy i swear it's a true story he dated this girl and they were high school sweethearts and they were friends and never talk here again in the week after they graduated they got a job as a local newscaster and at the corner of history and i think trump is that billboard up.

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the latest to breaking balls news. big balls now and advise her. let me remind you. >> it's a 19-year-old must skate that goes by the nickname big balls who has a role in the state department senior advisor at 19 we begin with musket and big balls. a 19-year-old with the online handle big balls who uses the unfortunate nickname big balls online six take a deep breath and ponder big balls. we shall.

he is appointed as a senior advisor and it's driving the media much nuts because he's having a blast. >> it's a while that that's the news. i guess i'm just one of those people who aren't used to having reverence for government officials in general so i'm not experiencing any new terror because there somebody who works there who goes by the alias big balls online to post offensive things or whatever. may be for some people that's new but you look at the history of the government there are people who sent people to diet and wars based on lies.

so excuse me for not freaking out over this. and it's like they are all upset about the kids age it's not that he has a job he's asked to do that scares the. [ bleeps ] out of them. i'm offended by the whole thing and i'm offended and triggered and upset and but will there and having big balls as a medical condition. for him to sit around and make fun. we are a small community we can't wear briefs we have to wear the long shorts with this guy walking around making fun of us and didn't thing need to make

a movie about it or an infomercial we can't dance all over the place as they get in the way. it's just wrong. we are people to and jamie is a true your ex-wife had a nickname for you called no balls? what started as blue balls first it transitioned there that was so fun to watch all the clips if you like big balls is clever way to say tiny. [ bleeps ] that's true it's a positive spin i like a positive spin human i played football in high school used to say my athletic was half full and do everybody afraid of the transparency and looking for

fraud is somehow complicit. i don't understand how anybody would be against any of this i'm excited to see. i just trust you on musk if he says the guys okay i just decided he's so smart it's just whatever he thinks. i trust him you save a lot of time that way and sometimes he'll be like i'm sending sending the rocket up the space because i'm like don't need the because let it go i trust you it is funny watching the politicians scream simply because you want to see what they're doing that's all it is and allow the point they are making is what background czechia had i think it's a fair question but some of it is innuendo he had an internship he got fired from what they said he did his went in another company chat so basically what he was doing is exposing a vulnerability which is what he

supposed to do and as for the nickname and everybody called me giant wiener in high school were going to need a list of people who called you that. and that's good to know. i think we will move on. coming

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>> our review on the view if her rants are bizarro it must be an a navarro. doing the super bowl discussion on monday they theorized trump was so outraged by the halftime show that he will ban blacks from ever performing again. rowlett helga listen i think

today donald trump is going to sign an executive order banning black people from halftime. >> she doesn't do sports but she also doesn't do thinking. is it possible to get cte from watching the super bowl she has it because that made no sense. didn't originate from an executive order and the nfl is a part of that. but just because the size of the defensive end it doesn't mean she knows anything about football the race or adjusting started we're talking about how if the nfl's capitulating removed racism from the end zone boy did they not capitulate to trump. when i saw samuel l. jackson dressed as a black uncle sam

introducing kendrick lamar people making a u.s. flag. all the black people and all the racists who somehow get in so i am happy as a clam the only clam that's happy is the one who escaped the plate and tyrus that is the world to view lives in and keeps getting smaller and smaller. i thought it was 1950 i haven't been called black that many times it's the stupidest. [ bleeps ] and the president of the united states was there alive in person. you don't think when he saw the

preshow let me sprinkle get some whites around the field he's president of the u.s. who is actually present and enjoyed the halftime show. and the halftime show and had to do a song several was like what you want to do your little feud with drake at the halftime show and it was the blacks who called it whack. the halftime show wasn't good. had nothing to do with the color of anybody's skin. the view tries. the only ones talking about race was ana navarro. and i believe according to their nomenclature now we are back to

black. then there will be colored. there's too many colors running around. >> greg: joe you turned down participating in the halftime show. is a because you are a proud? >> no i just don't like football. i will say this when you do a joke about topical situations that has to be grounded grounded in reality and i don't know anybody saying i hope that music doesn't have any black people in it and end at the don't understand the halftime show as he was doing a distract about another rapper the love people don't like to identify with that. we are always going at each other. and jamie's exes to be the lady.

beautiful and some pathetic and some pathetic guy with big balls you can respond to that move on and trump never floated the idea, ana navarro did it ever happens she's when it came up with it. often times these ideas germinate from the accuser they are the ones thinking of that. >> she said samuel l. jackson was a black uncle sam i think he's just dressed like uncle sam.

and i think the other thing they missed out on his there were black people in the game right. there's a lot of them. how did that happen i don't know. and they were joking about trump banning people from the halftime show and it drove me nuts seeing people talk about it as if she was serious especially when there was so much to make fun of them what was her serious commentary which a lot of you brought up but also the racists in her timeline. the people racists hated the halftime show for the black people. probably do we need to spend time is that what makes you a racist?

>> who sits fruit i halftime show like that if you are racist. and i don't have racist on my feet maybe if they still want isn't broken. and up next colleg

>> insane trigger warnings for shakespeare. that's all. and english university has issued more than 200 trigger warnings to shakespeare plays to ease sensitive drama students who complain they are triggered, for example, by the popping of balloons, storms, extreme weather in the tempest, which as you know is a fancy term for storm. do you think these are worthy trigger warnings? >> i think these colleges are preparing to have a bunch of whiny brats that think everything is about them, and they are actually right about that. the thing is, when shakespeare wrote these, he wasn't worried

about some college kid centuries later. he was trying to make a story about life. bad things happen in life, and it's something i think i can speak with most comedians. people think everything is about them and try to make themselves the center of all your jokes too. i did a joke about how if i had a time machine, what it would be like to go back in time and kill baby hitler and how awkward it would be if someone walked in afterwards and i would have to explain. when lady got mad at me and said i should never make jokes about hitler. and i'm like, time machines aren't real. [laughter] >> romeo and juliet got a warning for distress and morning. and macbeth for family trauma. can you relate to this? >> there is a trigger warning for balloons popping?

i wish i had a trigger warning for this balloon popping. [applause] i have a new human to take care of in a matter of hours to a matter of weeks and there's nothing i can do. i've tried everything. i was like, little buddy, come out. we've got plastic straws left -- back. life is full of things that you never given a trigger warning before some real we believe happens. that's just the human experience. no one needs this, and if you do you have bigger issues. >> this is why animals eat their young. as a parent, you probably couldn't wait to send off sensitive cindy to school. beware of shakespeare. is going to should say -- there is no shakespearean play that doesn't have lying, backstabbing, death, affairs. it's the point of the human condition. you are clearly too brittle. don't take this class.

stay in gender studies and be a starbucks barista when you get older. [applause] >> jamie, do you have any trigger warnings for your act, like "boring quickly. >> i'm kind of used to that one. i think this is going to backfire. when we were kids and a movie would say its are rated with violence and, we would be like, we found our movie. and if somebody is afraid of balloons popping, forget shakespeare. let's find this clown that did bad things to you. (vo) memory and thinking issues keep piling up? it may seem like normal aging but could be due to a buildup of amyloid plaques in the brain. the sooner you talk to your doctor, the more options you may have. learn more at amyloid.com.

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