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>> greg: of course! of course! i know. i know. i know. [cheers & applause] enough. it's natural to feel that way. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. today is president's day. the only federal institution open today is bill clinton's pants. it is his favorite holiday, of course. because he can always get a good deal on a mattress. according to the white house staffers, while visiting donald trump in oval office, elon's 4-year-old needed a diaper change. luckily there was plenty left over from the previous tenant. according to the republican national committee, joe biden

spent 577 days outside the white house. mostly because he couldn't remember where he lived. conservative writer ashley st. claire announced on x that elon musk is the father of her child. this will be elon's 13th kid. turns out he can build a rocket. he just can't protect his. she said she knew elon was the father when the baby turned his pacifier into a telescope. you know, speaking of babies, people have asked me, greg, why haven't i posted any pictures of my baby? first off i respect my family's privacy. i hope you do, too. since it's a topic of discussion, i can share one photo. [laughter] i hear it starts to look more like me as the baby gets older.

over the weekend, donald trump attended the daytona 500 and drove a lap around the track. kamala would have never done this if she were president. she only talks in circles. [laughter] a brazilian couple -- haven't they all? have sword the record for the longest marriage. 84 years and 77 days. the husband credits their long union to one simple thing. he's deaf. [laughter] a heart warming tale. finally, on saturday, the u.s. versus canada hockey game started off with three fights in the first nine seconds. i was glad to see our hockey players stand up for america. but still, you shouldn't hit women. [laughter] [applause] all right. just joking, canucks. so right now the democratic

party is about as popular as a monkey pox enema. the democrat implosion is actually nothing new. it happened to the other guys eight years ago. remember that before destroying democratic party, donald trump destroyed the republican party by making the old guard seem timid and obsolete. paul ryan was the political equivalent of an out house. it's still out there in the fields but nobody goes near it. so what trump accomplished is really amazing. he saw both parties as the same thing and took them both down. seriously, who else can kill a party by showing up? [laughter] now, the current democrat party not be completely dead but it's on a ventilator. if sane democrats still exist, they have to wise up. they need a dose of common sense, tough love and possibly ozempic. so here's dr. greg ready to write the prescription.

first, let's give hitler arrest. face it, calling everyone hitler has been about as successful for the left as "the view's" swimsuit calendar. yet here's cbs' margaret brennan arguing with marco regarding j.d. vance's speech on free speech claiming the nazi's weaponed out free speech to carry out the holocaust. >> free speech was not use to theed conduct a genocide. it was conducted by an authoritarian regime because they had people that they hated but primarily the jews. there was no free speech in nazi germany. >> greg: weaponizing free speech? where did she go to school? dumb [bleep] community college? i say community because she was too stupid to get in to the four

years. fact is, all vance did is defend the first amendment against those who see it as bad. from that assertion, marge got to hitler. makes me think she got that job because of her looks. she's only a six. [laughter] yeah. prescription 2, lay off the hoaxes. remember that old line, a lie gets halfway around the world before the truth puts on its boots? that was before we knew how fake the media was. thanks to an enlightened public, the hoaxes now gets stomped by the boots of truth before they get out of bed. the hoax that pete hegseth was drinking scotch at a nato presser when it was obviously water. when you're desperate and stupid, you'll push anything. sorry, dems, it's you that needs the intervention, not him. thank god he wasn't drinking tomato just or democrats would accuse him of being hot dracula.

[laughter] now rather than creating hoaxes, you might want to see what you're fore as opposed to against. this is the hard part. what is your party now? if you lost the nazi name calling and the hoax matrix, what is left? i get it. trump has found the middle ground on all issues. it's called common sense. it's not left or right. that structure no longer works here. go ahead and try it. the high ground is called the high ground for a reason. there's no place to frank it. so you find -- so you have to find new ground instead of taking theirs. you can't win being the party of cutting off little kids balls. it's an obvious point. which means it's time to declare war on what destroyed you. meaning the woke virus that you mistook as thinking. you need to it cut the cord of the activist class that terrifies you. that means they will call you names. the new democratic party must

realize that to exist, you can't rely on accolades. praise doesn't build anything. you should have learned that in 2024. support from the woke didn't increase the quality of life. didn't make safer streets, cheaper eggs, a secure border, jobs with good wages. it ended no wars. all it did is make rachel lavigne feel like a woman and bud light field like [bleep]. because for that vehicle -- i gold back to my zombie analogy. it's better to let the zombie bite you early on and then you're on their side and you can work your way up the zombie ladder. that's what the dems did with the woke. they gave in to the mind virus because they didn't like the hassle of having to fight it. they were scared.

of what? thinking for themselves? for wokeness to work, everyone has to bite but america didn't. now you lost everything. so now what, dems? are there issues that trump missed? can you grab them and not only make your lives better but ours too? or at this point can you even find them when you're still clinging to the past. you might soon, otherwise it's you're funeral. let's welcome tonight's guests. even his shadow is white. tom chaleu. she's always directing, never incorrect. mollie hemmingway. he's always the funniest guy in the soup kitchen. founder of studio tsc, michael loftus. and inches got a baby on board and won't be ignored.

fox news contributor, kat timpf. [applause] tom, i like all the layers you're wearing today. i count 16. >> i like to layer up, greg. >> greg: it's true. you like to help people. i've noticed that. you have liberal friends. if you felt that they could take your advice, what would you give them? >> i give it to them all the time through this show, greg. i know liberals and conservatives watch the king of late night, greg gutfeld. i think you're harsh on margaret brennan. >> greg: really? >> she knows her history. she knows the nazis weaponized free speech. i'm also a student of history. you know who else the nazis did? they trend to prevent the von trap children from singing about their favorite things. they did many bad things, greg. >> greg: that is true. >> they stole the arc of the covenant from indiana jones. >> greg: yes.

>> he took it back though. and they put it in that warehouse. i hope doge figures that out. they have to get that. it's in that big warehouse. they tried to prevent hogan and his buddies from digging underground and planting bombs all over germany. >> greg: that is true. >> they were up to no good, the nazis. so she knew that. i think they -- yeah, i don't know -- the democrats should just embrace doge. because, you know, like you said in you're monologue, long ago, they claimed that they wanted to cut down on government waste. so if they just embrace doge and say that's not the problem we have with trump. everybody knows if you cut government waste, you'll be the hero. they should stop trying to find it and say look, we don't like it, trump. we don't like elon musk. if they find anything, god bless them. >> greg: you know, molly, you tweeted a lot about the brennan

and rubio interview. i believe now when you hear the word "weaponization", it means that they don't really know what they're saying. that word carries the weight of the sentence. show struck me as thoroughly checked out of the building at that point. >> it is rare to see that combination of condescension and arrogance and complete idiocy. it doesn't go together very well. but you know, you give this speech on free speech and the importance of religious liberty and freedom and listening to your voters. you think who can be against this? in comes margaret brennan to be like i'm against that. those are bad things. many other people in the media are doing it as well. it's like no one in history has been on the side of good if they were suppressing speech. that's what they're going all in on. >> greg: you know what kills me? j.d. vance did two speeches in like a week that were great. that one and the a.i. speech.

it makes you think about like kamala, for years she didn't give two speeches that were any good. you know? [applause] you don't have to applaud. it was me come to that realization very slowly. and i will admit, it was kind of boring at that point. i was actually bored making that thought. loftus, you depend on the kindness of strangers when you're on the streets. can you return the favor to our fellow democrats? seems to me they don't have a path until somebody gives it to them. >> they don't. they've experimented with it a couple of different ways of pushing back against doge. they're like i don't think elon musk and his boys are good at math. i'm worried about the math. he catches rockets with chop sticks. shut up about the math. oh, he might have your social

security number. oh, he ran paypal. they really have to do the casablanca thing. i declare, we should start a committee of our own to check his numbers and make sure. maybe my sister-in-law could be on that committee. that normally pays $2 million a year. i can't get enough doge. i want a doge 24 hour channel. doge it all. pinch every penny. [applause] >> greg: kat, good to see you as always. you're a trouper. i realize that you as a libertarian, me basically republican, libertarian, we're used to abuse. we don't care what people think. i think democrats have a real

problem with praise. they need it. so that's why they could never turn away the woke because they were so dependent on being liked by them. what -- is that a good theory, a bad theory or just -- no, it's a good theory. >> i really want to talk about the free speech thing. there's a huge misconception right now that makes no sense to me about what free speech is and who it is for. in recent years, there's this misunderstanding that somehow free speech is a tool of the powerful. but that's backwards. it's a tool against the powerful. marginalized people throughout history have understood this. social justice leaders have understood this talking about susan b. anthony, douglas johnson. the people that are oppressed need free speech to speak out against the powerful. the way people talk about that, it's backwards. it's almost as stupid as

thinking that there was free speech in nazi germany. >> greg: yes. >> maybe why they're having trouble like you said, common sense is what the trump -- he picks these issues where 80% of people agree. because of censorship, that 20% last been elevated. people think that's a much bigger opinion than people have because of the suppression of free speech, they have written themselves out of power. >> greg: i said this on "the five." it's like showing up at walmart on saturday after black friday. trump has picked through everything. they're like every single issue he has gotten there and gotten right in the middle and you show up and you go like, we, on gender, he did the right thing. on the border he -- you're going what -- there's no -- i'm trying to think what is the new issue? might be a.i. in the future, something like that. but i can't see it. >> he got the easy ones, too.

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>> greg: canada got cocky till we crushed them in hockey. our video of the day comes from the nhl's four-nations face-off tournament. nancy pelosi couldn't make it. [laughter]

in montreal where team u.s.a. went head-to-head with team canada, but when our national anthem was played, the arena full of canadians did this. [booing]. >> greg: wow. usually when i hear boos like that, it's when i'm putting my shirt back on. [laughter] once the game started, three fights broke out in the first nine seconds. >> greg: wow, that got uglier faster than taylor swift in the

rain. molly, is there some big grand meaning to come out of this? these fights break out, they boo our national anthem. put your analysis on this. i'm trying to find meaning from this. >> absolutely i think there's meaning here. it made me so proud as an american to see the whistle blows and the guys take off their gloves and go for it. it's like things we haven't seen since the 1980s, this pride in the country. and canada, i understand that trump said some mean things about them and wants to take them over. they should remember that we're responsible for their security and that they have been good friends, but this is disruptful. i think like america is back and it's not just trump and vance, it's down to the hockey players. >> greg: you know loftus, does this remind you of the bump fights in the shelter? >> yep, i had some flashbacks. >> greg: was it hard for you

watch? >> it was. >> greg: it was hard, wasn't it? you know what is interesting in nobody gets hurt. >> hockey dudes know how to fight. this was great. a long time coming. i love our brothers and sisters in canada. >> greg: me too. >> you're good people. but this is like a john hughes movie. america is the sport0. we don't want anybody beating up canada. when canada gives us the best, better remember who brought you to the party, pal. we will take you out. we had canada's back with the whole freedom trucker thing. yeah. we were standing behind them 110%. just because governor trudeau got her panties in a twist, they're going to boo our national anthem? gloves off, eh? [cheers & applause] >> greg: what?

>> i also hate to say this because it's not very nice. >> greg: what? >> but the booing sounded low tee. like the booing itself was like boo. and then they lost the game. >> greg: that's the problem. >> i'm sorry. if you're going to act like a hardo, you have to win. that's like rule number 1 of acting like a hard0. that's -- people love hockey fights. i dated this guy once. he had this roommate. he was crying on the couch. i said what's going on? he said i was thinking how much i love hockey fights. so wherever that guy is, congrats on this. >> greg: yes. it made him cry. tom, aren't we being mean on our little brother up north? >> that's what i thought but molly changed my mind. i'm pro american. i was getting ready to say, this

was much adieu about nothing because i don't take anything seriously about sporting events. the crowd is a little out of control. that opinion is gone. molly, i agree. america number 1. let's go to war with canada! [laughter] but i generally like the canadians. i don't know why they keep importing movie stars to us. >> greg: it's true. maybe they have a small film industry and that's why we get their spillovers. >> i don't want i'm this. we have michael j. fox. ryan reynolds, ryan gosling. keanu reeves is a canadian. >> greg: jim carrey. >> if it wasn't for these jerks, i might have a career in show business. >> greg: canadians are stealing our actors' jobs. that's right. wow. i bet they suppress your wages, too. send them back, i say. apparently the fights were planned before the game.

did you know that? thachuk? what do i know? they planned the three opening fights. >> contrary to what you were saying, canada, they live for hockey. that's all they care about, is hockey. for us, it's our fourth major sport. so we didn't just beat them up. we beat them -- it's a beautiful day. >> greg: yes. [applause] this should settle it. their little made-up sport, we came in, we whooped them. if it continues, i'm prepared to start curling. >> greg: yes. all right. we must -- >> they'll have nothing! >> greg: we'll take your curling, your maple syrup and your putentang. >> greg: puteeng? oh, you're laughing with me. i get it. [laughter]

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: doge going after fort knox. kat, i love this story. i read up on fort knox anyway. senator rand paul is looking at gold reserves in fort knox after a user on x asked elon to make sure the gold is still there. did you know -- this will ruffle your thing. >> my what? >> greg: this may cause your water to break. >> i don't want that. >> fort knox, f.d.r. declared private ownership of gold to be illegal in 1933. you had to give it up or you'd go to prison. so everything in fort knox was our gold.

did you know that? i didn't know that. >> greg: all the government's money is our money. >> greg: is it? >> yes. [applause] this stuff -- i won't ron paul to audit the fed. the fact that elon musk -- misplaced funds. 1.9 billion in -- what would happen if i just, let's say, misplaced a tax document? >> greg: yes. >> i'd be if very big trouble. >> the cavalier way they treat our money and the very serious way in which they treat it if we don't let them steal the exact right amount that they already know that they're supposed to somehow be allowed to steal. i don't know why people are still respecting the government with regards to this when they clearly have no respect for our money. >> greg: that is a great point. you know, michael, does it

bother you that all of this gold has a roof over its head and you don't? [laughter] >> it does. >> greg: all that gold is dry and warm. >> right? and just needs a buddy to hang out with and sing some songs. that thing is going to be empty, man. >> greg: yes. it's going to be empty. >> they should televise it and make geraldo go. [ laughter and applause ] that's what i want. i want geraldo and elon opening that vault door. what is in there now? it's going to be nothing. i guarantee you. if you put up a security cam tonight, you'd see a ton of brings coming in and gold paint and soldiers in there. that looks good enough. they're going to give us the old

bugs bunny fake gold. >> greg: looks like one of those russian dolls and they open it up and there's another vault and you do that and keep doing it forever and ever. >> and finally ends with a head shot of gold finger from james bond. did you expect there to be gold here, mr. musk? >> greg: tom, you know what kills me? if you mentioned all the gold in fort knox, nobody knows what i'm talking about. not for all the gold in fort knox. people go what is that? >> yeah, we've been hearing about it since i was a kid. i want to go there and touch the gold. i'm very excited about what elon is doing. you know what he's got to do? he has to go to william devein's house. that guy -- i mean, i've been watching fox news since it started, right? he's -- every week he's buying more gold. everywhere he goes, i'm buying gold. diner, gold.

>> greg: you know what he says every week? now has never been a better time, which means he lied the previous week. he's been lying to us every week. >> no, it just keeps getting better. i know why elon is on this. how does this guy have the energy to be going through all of this stuff? he's only 53. at this rate, he's going to have to pay college tuition for 145 kids. so he's got to save now. >> greg: that is so true. it's funny how you tweet at elon, you can actually get something done. it's really weird. it's like that's how he bought twitter. somebody said you should buy twitter. he did it. somebody tweets him about fort knox and now it's going to happen. >> we should pick wisely and start a strategy now for what we want. it was good when gold backed our currency. the problem is we don't back our currency anymore.

>> greg: i don't understand like -- i don't understand that enough. to be interested in it. i'm kidding. no, what is the -- used to be backed by gold. now it's not. what is the disadvantage? >> it just -- you can lose the value of money quite easily. i was reading up on cryptocurrency because my husband does it. i think it's multilevel marketing for men. but i was reading about it. i was like i don't think this works on that works. this is our problem with money in general. then we have inflation. doge is awesome. that's my thought. >> greg: that's so funny. feels like multilevel marketing. you have to get the guys in it and sell real quick. all right. that was fun. coming up, a singer gives it her car to impress npr. she wished there was a way to make it last longer. say hello to your fairy godmother alice, and long-lasting gain scent beads. part of the irresistible

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>> five more words. >> greg: sheryl crow sells her

tesla. you know, michael, that was sheryl crow. that was her instagram post where she waved good bye to tesla. she claims she's going to donate the money to npr, which musk has targeted to slash fed spending. the judge pointed this out, their fall foliage in that picture. is it tennessee that she lives in? nashville? >> probably does live in tennessee. that didn't happen in tennessee. that was awhile ago. that was sheryl crow having her tesla taken to the dealership. they're like it's going to be like $40,000 to replace that battery. i'm going to donate it.

soak up the sun. why -- you're a music girl. why would you donate your money to npr? donate it to k-rock. somebody that will play your song. give you some payola there? can we find a way to spell sheryl that doesn't melt my brain? every sheryl spells it a freaking way. >> greg: it's true. it's not like there's a hundred ways to spell mike. >> thank you. >> greg: what i find funny, molly, this doesn't hurt tesla. she already paid for the car. >> also, the whole point is people saying do we really need to be financing npr? taxpayer dollars really need to go there? her argument to fight that is to show that she's willing to give a lot of money to npr. it totally -- she needs help with her argument. >> greg: exactly. tom, will you be selling your

vespa? in protest? your little scooter? >> i should, yeah. but no. sheryl crow, i don't know why she thinks she has any credibility with anyone. didn't she date lance armstrong? >> greg: and get this, she was a backup dancer for michael jackson. >> really? >> greg: yes. >> oh, well. >> greg: i can use wikipedia, too. >> once you can figure out how to spell sheryl. >> greg: yes, takes forever. her parents said you're defined by who you hang out with. well, crow. >> exactly. i didn't know about this scandal, the fact that -- didn't happen lately. you're saying that happened in the fall? she's lying. this is the real scandal. >> greg: this is bigger than watergate. >> if it makes her happy, can't be that bad. hey! >> greg: kat, can you pull us out of this terrible hole that

tom has dug? >> i'll do my best. yeah, the fact that she didn't think anybody would notice the fall leaves is hilarious. the fact that she would think any of this had to do with protesting anything, it doesn't. it's like she got tired of getting out at every stop light and go just so everyone knows, i bought this as an environmentalist and not a republican and got back in the car. it's all self-serving. it comes down to it, nobody cares or pays attention to what car you're driving. >> greg: a lot of people don't listen to -- >> sheryl crow. >> greg: yeah. thank you. she's not a bad musician. do we have a tape of one of her concerts. ♪ if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad ♪ ♪ if it makes you happy ♪ ♪ then why the hell are you so sad ♪

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>> is this even real? >> greg: tonight on is this even real, we examine a letter written to "the new york times." the guy writes asking for advice about dating women of color to advance his anti-racism. i'll read some and discuss it. "i'm a straight white dude and recent college grad who is very progressive beliefs and looking for a committed partner. i want too prioritize dating women of color. i'm after across cultural relationship. part of me thinks that i'll always be somewhat disappointed if what ends up becoming one of the most important relationships in my life is with another white person. if someone is a woman of color, that checks a box for me in a

real way. i'm seeking to be anti-racist in all of my relationships. so here i my question. is this preference wrong and sensitive or somehow itself racist?" kat? >> oh, my god. >> greg: so my question is -- >> it's rough out there, isn't it? >> greg: yes. is that real? >> you know what? unfortunately i think so. because i watch a lot of reality tv, you know. like it seems rough. this man, he's basically saying i'm not racist, but i don't want to use a person of color to make me feel better about myself. >> greg: right. >> he's not a total idiot.

he signed the letter "name withheld." because if anybody regardless of race knew that was you, you'd never have sex again. >> greg: yes. you know, molly, i'm going to read you part of the response from "the new york times." >> the fact that the response was nice? >> greg: yes. but sounded like he wrote it. >> yeah. >> greg: the devotion to self-improvement is impressive. although you're not objectifies your hypothetical partner, you're instrumentalizing her. that's not to say you're not entitled to pursue this campaign of strenuous self-optimizing. just be transparent about your box-checking ambitions. i suspect most would rather be your honey bun than your grain bowl." you notice how similar the writing is that this probably was written by the person that

writes the column? >> i'd like to believe it was made up. it's less bad if it's made up. i worry that in fact it's a mess in the dating realm. nobody knows what they're doing. their education is so bad that they don't understand how simple it can be. you just find a girl you like. you ask her out. then everything works out great. usually. >> greg: check to see if the girl has a penis. >> certain things. but no woman want to be chosen on the basis of her race. they want to be special. the idea that this would be attractive to a woman is just -- >> greg: this is why i don't think this is real, tom. >> well, i don't know if it matters if it's real. it's more about the guy answering the question and he chooses which ones to pick anyway. so assuming this thing came in, even if it was some guy trolling him, the guy wanted to answer the specific question because he

thinks there's a need out there. i'm going to assume it's real. i'm going to say get yourself a woman. he thinks he needs to find somebody exotic or whatever. your garden variety woman is definitely enough. they're very different. >> greg: they are very different. >> molly a agree with me. men and women are so different that like -- just like skin color, you know, light skin, dark skin, it's a woman. they're very different. >> greg: yes. >> their brains are different. they are. i'm talking science, right? >> greg: you are. >> women have a brain that both sides are version. you cut the brain in half -- i don't cut brains in half. but women had the hypo campus. does women have that? >> greg: they do. >> it's full of stuff. >> your brain seems very scientific right now. >> yeah. women -- divide the brain in

two. women are verbal on both sides of the brain. men are only verbal on one side. >> greg: that's why being gay is a cop-out for dudes. >> totally. >> i think you're right. the same person that wrote it and responded. they both sound like they ate a thesaurus and had violent diarrhea. >> yes. >> and it's so brilliant. this guy is going to get laid six ways to sunday. >> how so? >> it's going to work. a guy wrote a letter to me and i had to respond to him that being with a black girl isn't racist. oh, just opening up that pandora's box. all the sparks will be flying. is it racist if i let her pay for everything and she pleases me and then i leave? that might make me racist. is it racist if i want an asian girl to join us?

i think it's incredibly healthy maybe three asian girls and one black girl and a native american. i don't know. i just don't want to be racist. me and all of these hot chicks. that treat me like caesar. >> greg: yes. >> i just want to make the world a better place. >> greg: exactly. all right. that was beautiful. we'll be right back. [♪] are you one of the millions of americans who suffer from an upset stomach after a big meal? try pepto bismol. unlike some products, pepto coats and soothes your digestive system, to provide fast 5-symptom relief. stock up on pepto today. narrator: ontario, canada, your third-largest trading partner and number one export destination for 17 states. our economic partnership keeps millions of americans working. we're here, right by your side.

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