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donald trump chatting with sean hannity.al you noted how he went from theed liberal saint to the antichrist. >> i used to be adored by the t lefthe. and you don't realize how reale trumped arrangemen--t syndrome s until yoonu can't reason with people. i was at a friend's birthdays na party and i mentioned the president's name and it's like they got shot with a dark that contained methamphetamine and rabies. and you're wondering what's wrong with people we're just having a normal conversation. they become completely irrational.am >> provingph the point about methamphetamine and rabies they are stil l going after doge like a bunch of frothing animals. >> the department of inefficiencies is coveringfede there's a bunch of problem'syb

across the province. >> maybe they should drop it any and all pretense as trump is basically called himself emperor.ss >> him and his army of hackers pose a great risk. >> there's a difference between trimming and reshaping government and dismantling n government it's an effort tot destroy it and what's her name. i don't know. harold you did not have the reaction other democrats andra liberals havlse towards trump. you aren't irrational orys emotional i'm always curious is that your own personality or if you applied a filter to your mind which makes you navigate

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serious thin k about that and just being hysterical about president trump are you on musko you are only enabling them they don't likeli fraud or waste and abused. >> well, put and that one of the things i thought about is democrats assume they are addicted to praise as they are. but as a republican we're used to being called a hitler and everything so they don't knowt how to fight people who are on the unit to the constancy smears. >> when i get praised in the press i don't tresses -- i can't trust it. if "the new york times" says something good i think i must bo doinmeg something wrong if you

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and and and everything that works in the government is a democrat so the way they recycle money ase they tax it and it te and give it to the democrats they win elections and hire more people to work for thet no government nor republican's can play but not getting federal t money. where are thhee right-wingers getting $40 billion for saudi and a hub for second amendmentst rights it doesn't exist. >> what about countries getting help from usaid they are alm complaining its most like they don't even notice the money is gone because a lot of it is still in if you're at cnn and

you/10% of the cnn head count you wouldn't see bars and tonens you would see handsome wolf blitzer doing the news. cut 10% from any company and it probably wouldn't. >> not this one. we are so lean and mean.esse >> well, the great gutfeld could loselo a few but if you are $36 trillion and the whole you can't tax your way out of it you need to do something else. >> you said something rare som r you whic rh is brilliant. ultra process news which means you need raw organic news. that iths the solution. judge what i like about musk as he talked about his former popularity and it's on most likp he saw his praise and popularity as expendable. that i am going to spend at this to make the world better he knen this would happen. >> hene did and my understanding

of what he did with the patent for the electric vehicles. he gavice itle away right. once he discovered it event, though h he had a patent he said hey, you make one as well that h is the kind of guy he is. i think it is hysterical. you talk aboutyste trumped of tm it's like they go pharaoh going wild and blows their brains and. musk gets it and understands it. what musk is done is to something that nobody else wanth to dino doing something the congress was never able to dosn and yobcu get these hosts like nicole wallace who say president trump is being in emperor and at the congressional oversight is the way to go as if that worked. nobody wants tt o do this job ts is a challenge for elon musk a guy who knows that a do it knows how to get it done and is getting it done in trump time.bj

and the congressman calling it e of terror for federal employees. how absurd is it that because you have to go to the officere w they are saying you are watching you and it's a reign of terror. as if working in the office means there is surveillance.ar do they think they are entitled to a job in a right to work froa home. it is nda manufactured narrativ. making themselves crazy when j right noudw a federal judge juss t ruled they are just fine. a judge who doesn't have any favoritism towards trump saying i won't give them a temporary restraining order. with imminent damage and harm. >> dana i think that musk isin gravitating dating towards thed republican world because it's an acceptance of unpopularity. you don't geyou t lavish praiser making adult decisions.

when you're in government you take peoples money you give it a people and get praised. >> a conservative no matteativro you are you start with credibility deficit and legacy media. then you, ca crawl your where jt praised in "the new york times" and then use get smacked back down. the last couple of years they o used the epa and the department of education and u.s. aid to put money in which help the groups that supported them. that's not a conspiracy erie that was reported in the ap. but when you said that it madese me think about how sometimesta when you are talking to somebody on the other side. it's shocking what they don't know. maybe they think the same thing is true about us but... >> we have to read both they don't. >> there's no shortcut you have to read it all.

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>> stop the fascists now! stop the fascists now! >> jesse: that's great. that, my friends, is the sound of a defeated party. democrats once again breaking out the off key protest tunes, railing against elon musk and president trump as they stare down political extension. but there may be a way out of the wilderness. the democrats gathered a bunch of their superrich billionaire buddies and left-wing influencers, reps from soros-fund management and the company behind the obama pod bros, to frankenstein themselves a left-wing joe rogan and fix their media game that is getting beat by republicans. and jen psaki thinks the parties problem is that they all talk like you're creepy left-wing college professor. >> what drives me crazy is the way sometimes democrats talk, it drives me insane, it is like we are in a phd thesis on political academia, which is not

how you win elections. what you said is so funny because i wrote it down, "democrats talk like we are drunk professors at a small liberal arts college in the midwest," which i'm sure i would love a small liberal arts college in the midwest, but that is not how most people talk. >> jesse: i've heard her talk like that. >> greg: circle back. that robotic raggedy ann forced circle back into our lexicon. try using circle back at the hardware store, they will circle you back out the door. what was i going to say? here we are. they are complaining about not having their own joe rogan and building a new one. but they were chasing smart, freethinking people like rogan out of the party. musk, rfk, tulsi, why bother creating a new joe rogan if you are going to chase him out? worst, whoever is going to meet your criteria, which is going to be this narrow -- this narrow

little box because you are severely emotional about everything, it is not going to be joe rogan. it is going to be david hogg, you know, something so pathetic. zeta ma. you cannot do your own rogan or "the five" if you adhere to a structure dictated by hyper emotional militancy. how can you have a conversation with anyone if pronouns are litigated? you see -- this kind of thinking, this woke thinking, does to sports, entertainment, even relationships. you can't have a "conversation" that you always wanted no one wants to talk to you. >> jesse: and it is hard, dana, if you are going to hide the truth from everybody, to do it an hour, two hour, three hour podcast. >> dana: why do they need to create a new media ecosystem? they already own the entire media ecosystem. unless they are saying the ecosystem is dying, and maybe they are admitting that. i remember during my white house days they tried, i think it was

cold air america, al franken, rachel maddow and everything, they tried this. so to your point it didn't work, but also, at least then you have to have somebody who is, one, curious. joe rogan is curious. he could sit down for three hours and ask you questions, what about this, what about that? i don't think there is anyone really on the left that comes to mind, maybe bill maher is separate, i don't really put him in that category, somebody who is interesting, who makes you think and go, oh, that is a good point, i have not thought about it that way. if they could do that, they might be able to appeal to more people. >> jesse: that is a good point because there are so many third rails on the left, harold, you can't talk about corporate america, cannot talk about the pentagon, cannot talk about gender. there are so many things you can't say. >> harold: i think we need to get away from that paradigm. i think what we are seeing, every president who gets elected has these kinds of moments.

president trump, i would argue, is more pronounced in how he has been able to take advantage of these five weeks, in my lifetime i have not seen a president do what he has done and is continuing to do, which is why i think democrats have to be more patient. but being patient doesn't mean you should be in a state of inertia. this idea about trying to find a new media means or platforms, first you have to start with substance. and when you have substance, it is easier to find scale and a platform to be able to transfer and to communicate those ideas. imagine of democrats began to think about a plan to reinvigorate and stimulus small businesses in rural and urban america and blue-collar workers? imagine if we offered 21st century lift every child and empower parents, gave kids real opportunities, reduced the power of teachers and said we are going to do something, dana, what you have talked a lot about, two-year opportunities after high school, not just for college but to give people skills and understanding if we are going to bring more jobs

back to america, jesse, and produce more things here, we have to have engineers and people with skill sets to be able to do it. one of the worries i have is if president trump is successful with this tariff program which i'm still not convinced he will be but if he is able to bring all of these companies to produce things here, we're still going to have to import people because we don't have the resources to do it. this is what democrats need to be focused on. i say one last thing, i watched, one thing that concerns me, i saw the president, i saw mr. rubio and mr. wycoff who i am impressed with and mike waltz, in saudi arabia, and something wrong and i'm not hearing it all right, it sounds like without having the europeans and ukrainians, democrats talked about this, lindsey graham talked about it, who is a republican, tells like we are trying to split the world up between china, russia, and ourselves, and i don't want that and of democrats or some republicans don't want it, democrats don't want it, these are the kinds of substantive things we should be saying. this nonsense about how we talk,

it doesn't matter, if you don't have anything to say, it doesn't matter how you say it. if we don't have anything to say right now, so step back and get some ideas. better ideas beat to stupid ideas, and right now we don't even have stupid ideas, we don't have anything to say. >> jesse: judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: you know, the irony is that joe rogan was a democrat. they had him. he was in their tent. and now we have the big ten. and in our tent we have rfk, democrat, tulsi gabbard, democrat, and the democrat tent has a bouncer in front, and if you are not nutso, feral, totally progressive, you are not getting in that tent. so they can complain about the messaging and say you know, we don't have a right -- harold is right, it is all about the policy. it is not about the message. so they decide what we are going to do is get the billionaires together, create our own joe rogan. that is ridiculous because joe rogan is authentic. he is genuine. he is curious.

he has politicians. he has experts. he has controversial people. and he is someone who, you know, wants to have a real dialogue. the democrats don't want to have a real dialogue. they want to decide was going to talk, what they are going to say, what you are allowed to say, and god forbid you say something in a way that they don't the queue should say it. than you are done. so they can throw all the money in the world at their next hopefully joe rogan. it didn't work for hillary clinton. we didn't work for kamala harris. and it is not going to work he here. because the democrats are out of touch and americans want real conversations. >> jesse: i wish the democrats talked about crating a democrat jesse watters. [laughter] >> greg: what would that be? keith olbermann? [laughter] >> jesse: they can do better than that. up next, the media string to pin the plane crash in canada on president trump. ♪ ♪

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talk about maybe staff cuts at the faa as a part of president trump's efforts to trim down the federal workforce. this is going to feed into all of these recent incidents and the safety of the total air traffic system is going to be very much a part of the conversation as we go forward. >> incompetence and chaos going on and we should not put up with it. by the way, egg prices were supposed to go down, not airplanes. >> dana: this is happening against the backdrop of massive cuts across the federal governm, including at the faa. hundreds of faa employees have been laid off as part of elon musk going through all the federal agencies and... >> dana: it's almost hard to believe, but then you watch it and couldn't believe it that immediately, this is got to be trump's fault. >> greg: you know what, obviously in this last disaster it looks like it was bad weather. so what exactly are they saying? i know harold is totally into this. the dems, i am not saying the

dems are blaming the jews through trump because ivanka converted to judaism but i am raising the question. i will let howard pick up this tertiary anti-semitism, unconscious or not, it cannot be condoned, so maybe i am with you, harold, on this. i sound like a broken record but the blame doesn't stick because the wall of hoaxes has been sanded smooth. so you listen to this end they can't get their footing. there was that old line, a lie travels around the world, before the truth gets its boots on. thanks to x, musk buying twitter, and the diligent work of a lot of dehoaxers the lie does not have a chance to get out of bed before the pillow of truth smothers it. and then it dies. and then columbo shows up. >> dana: i mean, judge -- >> judge jeanine: or kojak. >> dana: we had somebody on this morning, or in that video,

the flight attendant is saying "put the phone down" but he didn't. we actually were able to interview that guy and he was so calm, cool, and collected. it was not that bad. we were able to get out, it was fine. thank god we had the video. in their minds if you are on the plane, politics have nothing to do with that. >> judge jeanine: politics has obviously nothing to do with it at all but why does she want him to put the phone down? >> dana: i guess because he needed to get off the plane. >> greg: people behind him trying to get out. >> dana: i read they were all hanging like bats because they were upside down. >> dana: think that they had their seat belts on. >> judge jeanine: you know what i think is amazing about this? they say it is trump's fault and faa -- since canada is not officially the 51st state they cannot blame us for that crash but you are right. everybody came up with their own idea. i see, not ic, just a classic example of something happening to quickly, and people

coming out and making statements like in new orleans, the fbi came out, the woman came out and said this was not terrorism, you know, you've got to kind of weight on all of this. but the level of delusion here is off the charts. this guy's while well, the congressman. remember him. he had that affair apparently with a chinese is -- yeah. that is right, whatever. he says every crash, every incident is donald trump's fault, and we now know that joe biden had incidents in the same amount of time that trump did. this was an effort, they had nothing else to say other than everything is trump's fault and they are sounding more and more ridiculous. >> dana: what do you think of that? >> harold: everybody should take a step back. these are tragedies. thank god there was not a fatality here. canada clearly was not president trump's fault like it was no more dei democrats fault

that the helicopter and the plane, that tragedy there in washington. we should let -- well -- >> jesse: let the investigation finish. >> harold: let the investigation lead us to the facts. hey, this investigation in canada might show that president trump at some thing to do with that. i don't believe that is the case peered. >> judge jeanine: how? >> harold: judge, let me make my point. >> judge jeanine: you made a statement, how? >> harold: i said i don't know how. dear how dei made the planes and helicopter crash? >> judge jeanine: i would have to look at the people, how they were hired, got the position they were in. >> harold: to let the investigation. everybody, not just democrats, republicans jump and leaps to these silly, self-serving, south politically serving conclusions only to make a point, everybody should show restraint. thank out there were no fatalities in canada and obviously suffered casualties amongst americans here just a few weeks ago in

washington, d.c. >> dana: yesterday reminded me, jesse, remember when obama was present anything bad that happened, thanks, obama. it was a reflex. that became a joke. swalwell, maybe he didn't really mean what he said, but he put it out there as if -- >> jesse: he did put it out there, you know what i mean, he sure put it out there. joy had a good line. egg prices are supposed to come down, not airplanes. and it got me thinking. joy behar is the democrat jesse watters. [laughter] she's got some good canned lines and she is a wicked partisan. and i hate to admit this, but if this were happening under joe biden, i would absolutely be blaming joe biden. i would be doing it sarcastically. but let's be honest. it's cable, harold. we can't just sit back and let the investigation finish. [laughter] hired guns here, man, we've got to spit fire. [laughter]

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who support people who think you don't matter in the country. >> but it is not supporting the person, though. >> when you support that person, it brings -- ahead. >> but i don't support that person. my point being i don't disagree with everything trump is doing so we have to be able to have conversations but we do agree on these things so how can we all get together -- >> well, when -- >> judge jeanine: okay, dana, so whoopi says she can't even talk to trump supporters, how does she expect anyone -- how does she expect to persuade anyone, and isn't that an admission that she doesn't have an argument? >> dana: i don't think they are attempting to but also she said the quiet part out loud. it is pretty obvious that they don't talk to anybody outside of their social circles. >> judge jeanine: interesting. that's a very good answer. she doesn't want dialogue. how is that any different from bigotry? that they accuse conservatives of? >> greg: first of all,

you are, you believe joy behar is your version, i believe i might be whoopi. i think i might be whoopi. it does expose the fallacy, i always blow my stack when i hear somebody say let's have a conversation because generally when somebody says we should have a conversation, it is to end the present conversation, because you brought up something that they can't counter so they go, we should really have that conversation. it is funny that it is called "the view" and it rejects every view. but their own. it is like a static picture. it is like five you will logs propped up around a table. >> judge jeanine: you know what, yesterday, harold, we talked about the fact that 45% i think of their democrats want to be more moderate. is whoopi out of sync with her own party? >> harold: perhaps. i interpreted her to be saying what -- i think there is an unwillingness to sort of be open-minded about some things.

again, i think it is still from being punch-drunk from what happened this last election. one of the things that i would recommend, and i know joy and whoopi and i like them, and this young lady who was talking, they are listening to what she was saying, she said i don't necessarily like everything about him, but i will disagree with everything, and i think if you look at the polling data, president trump won more black voters than most are republicans do, won more hispanic voters, won more young voters, and won more blue-collar voters then republicans normally do on a national ticket. in order for democrats, to your point, dana, in order for democrats to win again, they've got to bring that group -- bring -- appeal to that group again. if i were "the view," you used to be on "the view," i would take the show on the road. get out and listen to voters. i would take five or six -- >> judge jeanine: forget them, let's go out on the road. >> harold: maybe, as well.

>> judge jeanine: jesse? >> jesse: you know who he is? >> harold: be careful. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: don't say i it. >> harold: commercial break. >> jesse: you are the republican alyssa fair. i am joy, you are whoopi -- >> harold: we're going with "the view." >> jesse: what did you think i was going to say, harold? >> harold: i know you. >> judge jeanine: okay! anybody else want to say anything or can we end this? >> jesse: i was going to say one more thing. >> judge jeanine: go ahead. >> jesse: you know how democrats have to watch what we say around democrats and democrats do not have to watch what we say about us, we have to fix that. we are so sensitive to them because we don't take them that seriously. hitler, okay. they freak out. if they just calm down, we could all talk. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: okay, calm down. up next, lord help us.

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>> harold: oh, gosh. adults are ditching happy hour for happy meals. research shows a number of kids meals ordered last year was, get this, up 28% from 2019. folks say the kids' menu is cheaper, fewer calories and sometimes enticed by the toy that comes with it. it looks like here at the table we've got a few happy meals around the table. judge, what are you holding up here? >> judge jeanine: pokemon cards came with my happy meal. i ate the apple because dana did but i started with french fries because dana is really good. if they want to pay for a happy. who cares? >> harold: dana, your name was invoked here. >> dana: you go to a restaurant in what order of the kids' menu but you can't because you don't have any kids, so, i mean, that's my problem. i don't -- but you want that because usually it is a smaller portion or maybe you do want the chicken nuggets and they don't have -- i just wonder if you go through the drive-through, but you don't have a kid in the car,

will they ask you if you have a kid in the car? >> jesse: you know what i like to do in that case? i open the door and point to a random kid. in the parking lot. i say come here, little kid. have some candy. i wear them into my car so they can see me through the drive-through window and then i push them out of the car. >> judge jeanine: and then the cops follow you as a pedophile. >> dana: that's interesting, i will keep that in mind for next time. the only thing i like to get at the drive-through window is the diet coke, mcdonald's has the best diet coke. >> judge jeanine: they do? >> dana: a wide straws are great. whatever formula they have for the coke, diet coke, the best. >> judge jeanine: i heard they have good coffee. >> harold: they do. exclamation point, what are your thoughts on this? >> greg: i thought they only had a kids' menu on epstein's jet. [laughter] i will have one medium blonde from estonia. this is why i had a child. because i wanted to order off the child's menu. i would have to go rent kids when i was tired. you know when you are a teenager had to stand in front of

7-eleven to get somebody to buy you beer? i would stand outside restaurants and try to get kids to get me the kids meal. i was tired of that. i started selling blowup children, but that didn't work out because the authorities, they didn't like that. >> harold: so what is your favorite fast food meal? fast food joint? >> greg: i got to go with the donald's. >> harold: dp? >> greg: my stomach can handle anything anymore. >> dana: used to be baja fresh, i don't know what happened to it. >> jesse: what were you saying about the chicken the other day? >> harold: i like popeyes and raising cane's. >> jesse: kentucky fried is not the best? >> harold: depends on your cake taste. >> jesse: i'm a popeyes guy. >> harold: wendy's and -- >> greg: wendy's, interesting. >> harold: yeah. >> judge jeanine: i cook, i don't eat this stuff. >> harold: what do you hear people -- >> judge jeanine: i don't talk to people about this stuff, harold. >> harold: order from the kids' menu.

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