let's take a look at canada, red and blue, what it looks like. how they voted in their recent elections. you can see which areas are conservative and which areas are liberal. it's actually the reverse of what you would expect. liberals and red on this map. very liberal areas like toronto and montreal. nova scotia appeared in the middle, calgary, alberta, beth in blue. conservative states, so i don't know if it can be divvied up, but it might just be settled on the ice on thursday night. we appreciate you, canadians. it's a friendly rivalry. that's going to do it for us. we will get auburn-alabama right every time in the future. i will make sure i am in the control room and fire whoever messed that up. getting to the heart of the matter from the heart of

america, "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i'm dana perino with the judge, jesse watters, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ at any moment president trump will be addressing a tech investment summit in miami beach, florida, and we will bring that to you live once it happens. it was the trump and elon musk show on "hannity" last night, discussing a wide range of topics, the president singing high praises for doge. >> geniuses. these guys are very brilliant young people working. they dress much worse then him, actually. in just t-shirts. you would not know that he has a 180 iq. >> he has your tech support. >> i have my own tech support. >> he's a leader. >> dana: she rang why his

fight is so critical to the maga mission. >> that bureaucracy has filed the will of the people and preventing the president from implementing what the people want. then what we live in is a bureaucracy and not a democracy appeared in order to save taxpayer money, it comes down to competence and caring. >> dana: later the pair teamed up for a dual takedown of the democrats hysterical response to the doge cuts. >> it's funny when these attacks occur, the thing that they are accusing the administration of, what they are guilty of. they are saying things are being done unconstitutional, but what they are doing is unconstitutional. they are guilty of the crime of which they accuse us. >> always the first thing they do. they don't even know what they're talking about. it is just a con job. big con job. so bad for the country, so dangerous, so bad.

when i watch msnbc, which i don't watch much, but you have to watch the enemy on occasion. the level of arrogance and

cheating and just horrible people. >> dana: greg gutfeld, it's your day. day in the life of you on the cover of "variety" magazine. congratulations. >> greg: beats being on the cover of "play girl." >> dana: maybe next year. when musk was saying the democrats do what they accuse doge of doing, i was reminded of

when biden knew he could not actually pass constitutional muster by forgiving student loans, but they did it anyway, and the court kept striking them down. in this case, the judges so far have upheld president trump's rulings. >> greg: it's been the last four years of nothing but rejection. almost everything they accuse trump of doing, they are either planning on doing or have already done. we could go through those. also the projection is found in their accusation that doge is not being transparent. not transparent? are you out of your mind? this is a criticism that they never lodged against the government. how are they spending your money? that should be transparent. i have to say i'm exhausted by the transparency. i feel like i'm falling behind in everything that i hear. everyday i wake up there is a new doge thing. i have enough problems. it's like getting a load of

morning emails from dana. i've got to read this. telling me i have to read that. if the democrats are so certain that trump's policies won't work, why not just sit back and let them fail? their panic is telling you that they fear or they know that he is going to succeed, and that's going to prove them wrong. on that relationship between the two, it's like they are -- they are like -- they are like not batman and robin. >> jesse: jesse and johnny. >> greg: equal setting. maybe it is the green hornet and kato. they finished each other's thoughts. this goes back to you like idea about age, that trump may be closing in on 80, but when it comes to technology, he is right up there. he understands ei ai. he can hang with these tech pros, and it's pretty seamless. this is not like the joe biden

adr 79 that we saw. last, the democrats have a problem with this story because of a doctor tells you that if they need to remove a polyp from your colon but they need to put a camera up there, you are like you are not putting a camera up there. are you hiding something in your butt? it's going to save your life. that is all doge's, bureaucratic colonoscopy which is necessary. this is why we needed an outsider. we have had oversight committees, inspectors general. still billions went missing. it is good to have an outsider come in. that's why they bring in outsiders to audit jesse of. >> dana: put a camera up -- >> greg: the government butt. >> dana: the bureaucracy is fighting the will of the people, and i think they are seeing in some other polling, even democrats are seeing this is

actually popular. >> jeanine: it is belied by the polling. you're absolutely right. not just a president who won the popular vote in the swing states and all that. this is something that is continuously being favored in the polls by the american people. you know what i thought was so amazing about the interview. yes, i have gone those emails from dana, and i do read them in the morning. you know how you hear about celebrities and they say that marriage is in trouble? you look at the two of them, and you're right. they finish each other's sentences and thoughts. they were having fun. they interact with each other. they respected each other. it was how they spoke. it was absolutely -- they're happy doing what they're doing, and i was so impressed with that. i was also impressed with the fact that the president, and he told us the first term it's his ego. it's always about him. no, it isn't. he brought the sky into the

oval, let him bring his son, x, and doing an interview with him. recognizing -- telling the american people that he is so smart. even the young people working with him are smart. you've got two businessmen -- we've got the smartest businessman of our time with elon musk. they are trying to help the american people. the president has no problem sharing credit. i like the idea that elon had of if they reach $2 trillion, rebate checks to the american people in the amount of $5,000. they are just thinking out loud, and it's refreshing. >> dana: harold, what did you think? >> harold: i thought it was good. $55 billion is not a lot of money in the scheme of things. it is less than 0.2 percent of our federal -- >> jeanine: more than joe biden returned. >> can i finish? i am for that, rooting out the

waste, but in the real world, i would not take a victory lap this early. i was looking for mr. musk to not only identify areas where there are waste, fraud, and abuse, but give us areas where we can be more efficient. democrats, show those areas. show what you will use the money for once you are able to produce the savings and procure the savings and increase the sufficiency which we all want to do. i think president trump, it is a great interview. they had a great job. this is not anything bad on sean, but i will take a victory lap for $65 billion. the country is looking for this president to cut taxes. to make sure there are no taxes on people's over time. you will find democrats supporting this if they say this is what we are going to use the money for. talking about her rebate check, they don't need to -- >> dana: reduce the size of

government so that we can all benefit. >> harold: let's not kid ourselves. i would not take a victory lap. >> dana: how much do you need to save in order to take a victory lap? >> jesse: i take victory laps when i brush my teeth. harold, first of all, $55 billion is a lot of money, okay? they have not even upgraded the software yet. the software is from the '60s. you will streamline it and save money. let me tell you a story about chris. chris was a guy i met at a shooting event in new jersey. >> harold: was chris in the interview or another guy? male or female? >> jesse: let me finish. >> greg: i love it. >> jesse: 20 year veteran of the u.s. military. one of the guys, killed a lot of bad guys. put his life on the line. he punched out after 20 years of

working for the pentagon. and he's only been there a few months, so his probationary period he just found out he's probably going to get laid off. he's going to get doged. he texted me and said this is not good. i'm really sad. this guy has not a dei consultant. he is not a climate consultant. this guy is a veteran. so when you're talking about doging people, veteran should get priority. because if you're going to go out there and kill enemies, put your life on the line, you should not be in the same category as people that are doing dei. now, harold and his ilk, they like to talk about t the slash d born corporate egos. we just need to be a little bit less callous with the way, harold, we talk about doging people. i want that to sink in. i am not guilty of that.

finally found one person i knew who got doged, and it hit me in the heart. talking about big-ticket items. you have a weapons program in some influential congressman's district. it is showing no promise in the theater of war. you cut that, and that's big savings. so, besides saving my friend, chris, we want bigger dividend doge check rebates. i don't want to pay down the debt. put it back into the economy. this is an electoral win. the more doge cuts, the bigger the dividend checks. we remember how popular those checks were. printing money. these are rebates. >> greg: doge is not robin hood. >> jesse: i want to rebates. >> greg: the government is not a piggy bank. the whole point of doge is to

cut waste, fraud, and abuse. hey, we want to shrink government. you are not doing that -- >> jesse: if you are giving money back to the taxpayer. paying $2 million for a sex change surgery, that is no longer in the budget, i want that money back. >> greg: that's different than what you are saying. >> dana: no, it's not. >> greg: you want to get the money back because they took your money and spent it -- fine. but that's after you cut this government down by $1 trillion to $2 trillion where you don't have seven times -- >> jesse: you are making it more complicated. we are cutting spending and giving it back to the taxpayer. >> greg: then the government does not shrink. >> dana: what you should do is cut spending -- >> greg: that is exactly what the government does. >> harold: i agree with jesse. i want to pay down the debt.

at some point -- i respect what you are saying. i respect you. this is the problem. we can pay down the debt when we grow the economy. higher revenues that the rebate checks are going to generate. that is what tax cuts do. that is exactly what tax cuts to. >> dana: arguing about too much money, too few goods, which cause inflation. >> jesse: not here. you are printing nothing. >> harold: wait until you hear this off-camera. >> dana: may be one of us will record it. just kidding. we did not do that. stephen a. smith is not pulling any punches, telling them that they quote "suck." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ serving customers with top tier mobile service is our business, but our mission is to honor and serve patriots.

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♪ ♪ >> jeanine: and yes, they did argue through the whole break. so why are the democrats such a disaster? a broken party of clowns singing anti-doge protest songs and leaders like chuck schumer who use props. stephen a. smith is giving his party some tough advice, saying they should be "embarrassed" that he's even being considered for the 2028 nomination. >> if you're the democrats, that's why stephen a. smith is in the news. because y'all don't have anybody. you don't have anybody appear to have you got? who have you got? kamala harris better not run. she better not run. i am not in the news because i'm here. i'm in the news because the

democratic party is here. down in the bottom. they suck right now. horrible. because they don't have a voice. where the hell is the voice? >> jeanine: it's clear that the party needs new leadership, but gone are the days of barack obama, and the best they can master it is this boring guy named ken. take a look. >> we need to get the dnc out of d.c., reconnecting our message back with voters. that is job number one. so many parts of our coalition left us this last election cycle. we know that. latino voters, young voters, women. you can go down the list. the only two groups that we over performed web where wealthy households and college-educated mothers. that is an indictment. we've got to do a better job. >> jeanine: isn't it

refreshing that demand that they are pushing for president, the democrats, is saying and you are so stupid, you have such a weak bench, you are actually asking me to do it. >> jesse: and carville just called him an idiot. basically said "shut up and dribble." if you're a democrat, now is the time to run. open primary. you don't have to run against trump anymore. you are dealing with harris who is the front runner. if you're a celebrity, if you're wealthy, if you're harold ford jr., this is when you go for it. i still think gavin newsom has the inside track to get the nomination, but he will still lose. i'm more interested on the republican side. j.d. vance did a good job in europe. he's got the advantage. i think megyn kelly could be president. she is very smart. she's a great debater. she's got a good family. and she's a woman.

and why not now? why not? have the first female president a republican. i think she would do a great job. also pete hegseth. i think if he does a nice job at the pentagon, pete hegseth could make a run. and i think he would do an excellent job as commander in chief. there's a lot of people out there -- i don't think the democrats are going to nominate a woman. they did it twice. hasn't worked. probably just going to pump the brakes on that, but they just need an athlete. right now you've got guys going to these games, and they look like "get me out of here." they need an athlete who sounds like a normal person. >> dana: i think we should just let him keep talking. >> jeanine: you're kidding. do democrats even know how much trouble they are in? this dnc chair, ken, talking about democrats are on the side of workers. they just have to get the message out. >> dana: that was so boring, like nothing memorable.

stephen a. smith is memorable. this has got to hurt. quinnipiac has congressional democrat approval at 21%. that is 20 points lower than congressional republicans. i'm not saying anyone is in terrific shape, but congressional democrats have never -- i don't think in my experience have ever been not low. you don't see people out there hitting the right tone or message to be an insurgent. if stephen a. smith or somebody like that has the energy and pushes forward and does something surprising, they have to do something that is unique and different. to me, if one of them is willing to take on the teachers unions and say this is not good enough, our children deserve better, they may have a chance. >> jeanine: harold, how long did the democrats have to get one person? >> harold: now less than six

weeks into his last term as president. democrats have a ways to go, but stephen a. smith is onto something. his criticism is something democrats should take into context. what he's saying is you guys are so discombobulated, so unorganized, so without a message, people are looking to me. he is saying i'm not the person that should be president. that same hole that dana pointed out, i'm using the numbers that democrats have in congress. 20% approval. president trump is at 45. everybody is kind of upset now. the country is waiting for a set of answers. i think the conversation we had in the first segment was telling, revealing. i respect jesse's position on the doge savings and the kinds of things government is doing. we need to have a serious conversation about what the next five to ten years look like for her families, our communities, national defense, how we fund

these things. how we raise taxes, pay down our debt. democrats, the opportunities are there. but if you keep yelling and screaming and being angry and just opposing things, people are not going to listen to you. people want reforms. if you had better reforms, all through those ideas instead of singing and yelling. i was not as down on this ken martin guy. he may not be the most exciting, but he is a dnc chair. he should take the dnc out of d.c. to get a message, to listen to voters, bring back a platform of ideas that resonate and connect with her future. >> jeanine: should i get out of d.c.? >> greg: i look at ken martin. that guy is so white, he makes jesse look like jay-z. he looks like every data in a commercial where the wife shows him how he can save money on car insurance because he's too stupid to do it on his own. two good looking for politics,

that's reverse psychology. listening to these vocal liberals now, where were you for four years when you had an incapacitated president. i don't watch smith. seems like a nice guy. i don't remember him talking about the fact that we had a brain-dead president or a complete conspiracy to hide t that. so i disagree that democrats suck right now. they sucked before. they suck now. i have a feeling they're going to suck after because they made it clear within their group of people, some people are better than others. the irony of the democrats is that there is no equality and equity. some people are worthless based on their immutable characteristics. if you're a white straight guy, you are not as as a female... woman -- no -- woman of color who is gay.

i take three boxes there. got it. got it. i think the problem is you cannot unify a group of people if they all feel like they are part of a hierarchy in which one matters more than the other. is he straight? >> jesse: don't know. >> greg: let's get on that, research. arguing over the gender of people. it was embarrassing. this is why they cannot find their own joe rogan. no one can sit in that chair and after 5 minutes you're going to be yelling at them about some tripwire he crossed. my pronoun is they. it's like screw you, they. all they of you. >> jeanine: he is married. >> jesse: is he married to a female? >> dana: yes. >> greg: normative? >> jeanine: let it go. >> jesse: talked about joe rogan being a democrat before. you cannot just find a

joe rogan. that was a natural revolution. >> jeanine: smart move. you know, harold, that was a smart move on his part. >> harold: yes, ma'am. >> jeanine: playtime is over for the cartel. drones in mexico. ♪ ♪er f ♪ ♪ with chronic migraine? 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting 4 hours or more. botox® prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine. in a survey, 91% of users wish they'd started sooner. so why wait? talk to your doctor. botox® effects may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms. alert your doctor right away as trouble swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness can be signs of a life-threatening condition. those with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. side effects may include allergic reactions like rash, breathing problems, dizziness, neck and injection site pain, and headache. don't receive botox® if there's a skin infection.

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mexico has allowed a tremendous number of people to go through their country and into ours and even people coming from mexico and a legals totally illegal. i think mexico is largely run by the cartel. that is a sad thing to say. if they wanted help with that, we would give them help. >> greg: the drone is in mexico's court. what do you think? >> jeanine: i think it's a wonderful thing. that along with ms-13, you got -- lots of gangs. they are an intelligence gathering. they are not armed. totally unarmed. now the mexican government is in agreement with this intelligence gathering operation. and the flying of the drones are -- they are very sophisticated. they have infrared. they can look into buildings and see if they're creating fentanyl, where they gangs are, whether there are guns inside.

and we're sharing the intelligence with mexico. i think it's all a good thing, but you know what? i think there's a bigger issue to the segment, if i may. that is you've got president trump who is like all over the world, leaving his mark. you are not hearing anything going on in gaza or the middle east. we know that what's happening in ukraine is going to end with russia in the very, very near future. now mexico is on notice that we are designating these groups terrorism organizations, which does not necessarily allow for the use of military, but it puts us in a position where we can then go in and say we are not going to tolerate this. we are not going to tolerate the cartels in your country that are impacting ours. so mexico either supports us and destroying the cartels or admits that they are ignoring the

cartels for whatever corrupt reasons. >> greg: jesse, some people consider you a drone, so that makes you an expert. china is leading the world in drones. this is the future. we've got to start making more drones. >> jesse: maybe we should call pete hegseth and tell him to dial up some drones. the cia is getting into bed while they have been getting filthy rich. they are going to talk to the president of mexico. jeanine is right. they're going to say lady, we know where these labs are. do you need our help or not? what she says is going to be critical. i would play a game with her. i would say we have the intel on the labs. she will say let me see them. i would show her three. just three. then go back to the united states, monitor the labs. if the labs that you show that president everyone is scrambling and taking things out, moving

them around, you know that woman is compromised. but if used do you start droning our top trading partner, that's a lot. then you have some revenge in texas, arizona. who knows? you're right. you could also take a different approach and go after china. their economy is teetering, birthrates collapsed. if you dial up some tariffs, push them over the edge, they are not going to be worrying about shipping fentanyl. they will be worried about saving their hide. >> greg: you said let's drone those mofos and get it over w with. >> harold: first of all, i am in support of using drones to do this. i think we have used some of this in the past, but this president is likely to act more on the data than previous presidents. we know where this is.

you raised the point there is still a complicated relationship between the u.s. and mexico. i don't think people realize how much of our debt mexico holds. trading partner, one of our top trading partners certainly in the hemisphere. we have that to manage. but i give president trump great credit here. even if they have not sorted out all those answers, and i don't suspect they have, it is certainly sending a different kind of message to mexico. >> greg: all right. got a little fox news alert here. sorry, dana. president trump now with three marks in miami. >> president trump: it is great to be back in beautiful miami where i've actually built a lot of great buildings. we have had tremendous success in miami. trump towers. four beautiful buildings right on the ocean. the trump grande.

put that on the end, class set up a little bit. and the 700-acre -- it is a tremendous country club. actually the most successful country club in the u.s. where i was just given approval to build 1500 units, and i could not care less about building units. when you're president, who the hell wants to build units? i've been building units my whole life. but they gave us permission to do it. tremendous honor, to invest a future investment initiative. that is the first one. [applause] and i want to think the mayor of miami, francis suarez for being here. thank you very much. thank you for the endorsement when i ran. i was very appreciative. along with the mayor of

miami beach, steven meiner's, thank you very much. thank you. [applause] thank you. thank you very much. numerous american business leaders, some of the biggest actually anywhere in the world, and many distinguished guests from the middle east and in particular the kingdom of saudi arabia. special place with special leaders. [applause] including fii institute and governor of the public investment fund, seriously big fund. yes, i see you there. stand up. everyone knows yasser. great guy. great person. finance minister mohammed, thank you. thank you very much. good to see you again. that's a pretty good finance minister of the part of the world. not bad. other parts of the world, not so

good. but that one is good. many other senior government leaders. i want to recognize the kingdom's ambassador to the united states, royal highness, princess. very popular. [cheers and applause] wow. that is very nice. sitting next to elon. wow. you could not do better than that, huh? as well as my own special envoy to the middle east who has really done a fantastic job, steve witkoff. thank you, steve. he is been busy. michael waltz is here. where is michael? he's been so busy. they've been going back and forth and back. a woman who was just voted the most powerful woman anywhere in the world. no, i will go with prin princess reema.

susie wiles. thank you. most powerful woman. that's pretty good. we have to talk to you about that, susie. that's pretty good. also we all know jared kushner. very special guy. [applause] thank you. thank you, jared. and elon musk. he's been making a little news lately, hasn't he, though? very positive news. stand up. he's a great guy. [cheers and applause] we did a little show last night. i heard it got very good riddance too appeared "hannity." sean hannity. fantastic man, fantastic guy. he did a show. the show with him. i come with a simple message for all around the world. if you want to push boundaries, unleash breakthroughs, transform industries, make a fortune, because you want to make a

fortune. most of you already have -- >> greg: so that's why i have to go to the doctor appeared it's going to be a small procedure. so you had a good point. >> dana: i don't know if it's a great point while he is just getting going. going back to the drones and president trump, i do think we can all agree that our own neighborhood has been ignored for a long time. every time we try to go do something, for example, there was going to be a big push in latin america, and then 9/11 happened. things happen in the world. reminds me of the cormac mccarthy novels that you had me read several years ago that scarred me. i think that the cartels probably have more american blood on their hands than any other foreign adversary we have had, so if you think about claudia sheinbaum, dealing with a possible tariff situation. also knows that the cartels either are running the government or it is close to

that. so if you think about what trump did in the first time, offered lori lightfoot the opportunity to send in the national guard. i will help you. she said no. when i think is different for claudia sheinbaum in mexico, she says i better say yes because if i don't, they are going to do it anyway. might as well before what is going to happen. >> greg: that was a great point. >> jesse: switching gears a little bit, liberals not only losing the media narrative in the trump 2.0 narrative, but helps to explain why the late-night comics have been bawling like babies since he won reelection. >> terrible night for women, children, hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go. >> there is a lot of bad stuff happening. they are trying to rip you off and hope you will be distracted by all the nonsense going through trump's head appeared. >> preannouncing he's going to break any law to get whatever he

wants appeared. >> tyrannical declaration of power. >> jesse: there is another good reason why liberal late-night is crying. one man is pulverizing them in the ratings. just snagged one of their beloved supermarket checkout line covers. greg gutfeld is creasing the latest cover of "variety appeared" "may be a novel phenomenon to some, but to a sizable and growing portion of the fox news audience, he is the man of the moment. like it or not, the nasal voice with no topic off-limits, leading the pack and expanding his audience." >> greg: it really hurt that i had to read that. >> jesse: all right, you're the man of the moment. what did you think? >> greg: i thought it captures me. i thought the story was great.

i thought she did not fall into the trap that you see with a lot of people who write about fox, which is they concede that it successful but at the same time they are condescending about it. in this case she just wrote it by the numbers. here's how great fox is doing, how great the show is doing. she talked about "the five." she talked about my show. she did it without acting like let's look at these ribs over here. she acknowledged that the world has changed and hollywood is behind. >> jesse: what does it say about "variety" doing a nice cover story on greg like that? is the media landscape changing? >> dana: well, yes. what i was just saying about claudia sheinbaum. this is happening. one of the things that she says and there is more women watch than men. she had to do a double takes. >> greg: yeah, we get the

checks. you know what it is? my steamy sex appeal. you cannot deny it. >> jesse: what do you think about this? pretty nice cover. >> harold: congratulations. one thing we did talk about in the green room, that i think the story is a larger kind of purpose as well. the comedy that i grew up with his back. and i can be done. you do it every night. and you sometimes make me mad. you make me laugh. but i am glad to call you a friend. congrats. >> dana: i want to know what makes you mad. >> jesse: i did not participate in this article. did you participate? were we excluded on purpose? i sit next to you an hour a day for the last couple years.

the woman never even asked me what i think that he appeared i would have told her you're a jerk, but who cares? >> jeanine: a very nice. you know what i think is interesting? i think it's not just the fact that you are winning a young audience and winning with women. it is kind of like joe rogan. it's about authenticity. it is not necessarily about relatability. thank you, harold. i think the other part of this is that you have real people on your show, whereas these other hosts have to get celebrities, and they kill themselves trying to get celebrities. you just have real people and have real conversations. you are not afraid to say things that they would never say, like talking about trans and dei. for years, you are one of the first people to talk about the stuff. you're authentic.

i'm very proud of you. i think it's great. >> jesse: somebody has got to cover that. >> dana: this mug has many prominent features. >> greg: yes, isn't it beautiful? >> jeanine: i cannot talk about how great greg is anymore. we've got to go. >> jesse: people are getting downright nasty over their carry-on luggage. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ your to-do list can be...a lot. ♪♪ super helpful. ♪♪ [ cheering ] what are invoices? progressive makes it easy to see if you can save money with a commercial auto quote online so you can get back to all your other to-dos. absolutely not. get a quote at progressivecommercial.com.

♪ ♪ >> harold: it is the bane of my existence whenever i fly. the overhead bins are stuffed with bags owned by passengers in other rows. only the strong survive in the battle for these cubbyholes. so out of control, airlines are now offering guaranteed overhead space, but at a cost. in your face, greg gutfeld. still plenty of room to stow you above my seat. >> greg: was that ai? it looks so real. >> harold: you fly private, i know, but can you relate to those of us who have to find

room above our heads on a commercial flight? we do we respond to incentives. you have a charge for luggage, so people want to carry it on. then the people who want to carry-on incentivizes the gate lurkers. why are people always looking around? because they fear they are not going to have any room in the bins. such a great study of human nature, how one little thing can cause all these things. i think they should have a separate business that sends your luggage to the destination. you just drive to the airport, don't even think about it. you see it at the hotel. just takes care of everything. of course that your wife will say let's take these things too. >> harold: what do you think? >> dana: i actually am more now just checking because i don't want to have to deal with that. >> harold: trying to get kids and their bags -- >> greg: you are checking kids?

>> jesse: then baggage claim comes, they come around on the little conveyor belt. that's mine. i checked. i check everything. it's only 25 bucks per bag. it is $25. then you're done with the stress. >> greg: but then you got to wait at the end. >> jesse: what are you going to die waiting? it takes 10 minutes. it's about peace of mind. >> jeanine: it's so unfair because not only do they take your space, but when the guy comes in and his face is taken, he is got to put his bag in the back and then knocks me in the head because his bag is back there and he hits me in the head. if you have a pocketbook, put it under your seat. >> dana: that's right. >> jeanine: that's for my suitcase. my suitcase. >> harold: they don't think about it. it is just a lot. i think you said it well.

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♪ >> dana: time now for "one more thing." i want to mark the death of a very special american who was named hurricane. a canine service dog belgium mmalinois. you might remember in 2014 he was special k-9 and took down that intruder on the white house lawn. lived to be 16 years old. quite remarkable. after retiring, due to injury from the incident, hurricane became the first of hurricane's heroes a great organization that helps cover medical expenses for retired service dogs that, you know, often falls to the dog's handler to take care of. thank you, hurricane and all the service dogs out there. harold? >> judge jeanine: he took the rainbow bridge. >> greg: humping legs in heaven.

>> harold: historic black church in philadelphia welcoming first female pastor in 237 years. mother bethel african methodist episcopal church sits on the oldest parcel of land owned by african-americans. she is the fourth generation minister graduated from barnard college. congratulations to her and the church on making history on this day. >> dana: all right, variety cover, go. >> greg: you took my one more thing, harold. [laughter] >> greg: i was going to do the historical black church. i guess i will plug my show. tonight, joe mackey sage steele, jeff dye, emily emily compagno. and tour dates coming up if you go to g gutfeld.com ticket info. indiana, pennsylvania, tennessee, south carolina. i won't read them here but that's for all 2025. look at that. go there. >> dana: all right, jesse. >> greg: happy bee lated black history i know it was the 19th of february but i was going to

get around to it. >> harold: thank you. nine more days. >> jesse: 28 days. okay. i wanted to make sure we are still in the month. "jesse watters primetime" howard lutnick. tulsi gabbard and lara trump 8:00 eastern. >> dana: judge, you get double time tomorrow. that's it for us. have a great night. >> bret: all right, dana happy black history month, harold. good evening, i'm bret