>> ♪ ♪ >> sean: before i go, my interview with elon musk in donald trump went longer than i thought. you can watch the full interview with president trump and elon musk on fox nation. that is our time this evening. thank you for being with us in making the show possible. set your dvr so you never miss an episode of hannity. greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face next. >> ♪ ♪

>> greg: yes... yes... thank you, thank you. your love for me is frightening. happy wednesday everybody. as you know it's super called in nyc i would say governor 's face is frozen but that's redundant. kamala harris will get a naacp award for helping people of color by not becoming president. -- stopped 10 million going to africa for mail circumcisi circumcisions, democrats called it a move. during oppressor, trump

listed the most insane examples of government spending. there were six figures to get jerry knapp. officials euthanized dozens of whales stranded on a beach in australia. they had a difficult time informing the whales next of kin. i have a google search alert for whale stories. team usa wants trump to attend the four nations final. if we when we get canada, if they win they still have to live there. "star wars" actor mark hamill's pants dropped to his knees at an awards show.

it looked innocent until this guy popped out. kfc is moving their headquarters to texas, in a related story yes who bought a place in dallas. in louisiana two men were arrested for smuggling drugs into a prison by shooting them out of the cannon. authorities figured it out when the drugs didn't taste like. [ bleeps ] and the democrats broken and desperate some cases decomposing. apparently deciding that what they need is their very own joe rogan. since smearing the actual joe rogan didn't work.

instead they send out the billionaire bat signal. trying to create their own version of the cue ball commentator. reps from george soros groups and the crooked media met at the office of steve jobs widow to strategize how their media efforts failed in 2024. they saw how successful trump was going on rogan and what magic for themselves. let me save them some time. first they used to have a joe rogan it was called joe rogan. so why bother to find a new one when you will just drive that went away as well. you will punish and cancel anybody who is a freethinker. anybody who doesn't fit within the narrow parameters of acceptable conversation is screwed. and any podcast audience will call. [ bleeps ] they ain't happening. so how do you say you don't want something when you know it will

be destroyed with possible requirements. i'd rather watch rashida to leave get a bikini wax. do you not understand that's how you lost rogan to begin with? but the right doesn't agree with rogan on everything but that's okay we live with that and so do c. the problem for the lefty media landscape is that they can't. the ideas don't stand up to the scrutiny of a five-minute segment, let alone a five hour podcast. but as democrats find their leader in new media they still have old media. the cronies started their careers using carrier pigeons. and apparently one of there recently fired wants traditional media to get in line and boycott the trump white house. >> when you have the white house banning the associated press in the oval office and air force one. the rest of the press corps needs to give serious

consideration to whether or not it's worth sending everybody into the oval office and on air force one and sending everybody to the briefing room. >> greg: that is scintillating. poor thing i guess he wants every journalist to be unemployed like him. but boycotting trump coverage means boycotting themselves. i do get it, they love any excuse not to cover trump's winds because the media mavens have that feeling you get when you watch a stock drop by the hour that you own and you realize the pump and dump scheme is going down like don lemon at his next job interview. he's a terrible job interviewer. i don't see the... your scam is up media and the hits will keep coming which raises this question if democrats were so certain that trump policies would fail. wouldn't they sit back and let them fail? the panic means they either know or fear he will succeed and

prove them wrong. and with trump doing so much so fast leave it to the never trumpeters to do what they can to make a fast buck. an event called the principles first summit convenes in d.c. what are their principles, judging by the lineup, cashing in on whatever's left of trump nevada. the biggest most bitter names in the anti-trump world will be there. all that was missing was george behar. and 16 greenroom coffee cakes. there are a few democrats to shore up the list of the pundits who see their audiences flee like tim walz hearing a car backfire so what you notice is a sense of uselessness. a direction doomed to incompetence and frustration that may be a paycheck for the time being. these are dinosaurs after the big orange asteroid hit. it's also fear of change

necessary part of life which is weird as everybody likes to be right keeping us from seeing the possibility of changing when we ultimately aren't at the never trump or conference meets under the title of principles but it's a stubborn and sad refusal to look in the mirror and admit there is no way out as you continue down a narrow alley with no exit. no different than their search for a new rogan, it's a dead end and one they chose because they were too scared to look at the signs scaring them and staring them right in the face. let's welcome tonight's guest. he looks like the boy next door if you live next to the snack aisle. her name is an herb and her points are super. host of the sage steel show,

sage steel and if he were any funnier he would be on a better show. comedian jeff had and finally she speaks very quickly and makes lives feel sickly. host of outnumbered, emily compagno oh so i see you left your sport coat in the greenroom great. >> i saw jeff was wearing his and i didn't want to show him up by being the hottest comic on the show. >> second hottest. >> i'm a humble man. >> democrats are searching for their own rogan. you are a masculine man with some kind of transgender appearance. i mean that was a complement. i am pro-trans-here would you take the job if the job even existed? >> i don't think it exists because democrats coming up with a joe rogan is like the taliban

coming up with a great stand-up comedian it isn't a system conducive to success. or they would be like go entertain us for an hour but you can't make any jokes about having. [ bleeps ] with goats. it's like what am i supposed to do and democrats alike okay just be like joe rogan except you can't have anybody who disagrees with you on and you can't make fun of anything. and i think what the media has become for the democrats it's like when superman loses his powers and he goes to fight that guy in the bar and gets beat up. still thought he could beat up people in bars and now he can't and that was like the best part about being superman was beating up people at bars. like a go against character by talking about superman as a

nerd. my god, help me. >> i've never met him. this is a show. go ahead she's flirting with you joe, you might have a chance. >> don't get too close i will break your heart did. how do you find somebody to fit the bill if the bill requires you not to be interested you can't and don't we agree they have tried and tried and tried on every single network in podcast platform and fail. what they need to do and i know this will not happen so it's almost rhetorical but look yourself in the mirror and understand how you failed him why you failed you did in 2016 and failed and then cheated in 2020 it was perfect. there are ways to work on it.

but look yourself in the mirror and see what went wrong and makes me sick even though i'm a right-wing nut job. the fact you do that to joe rogan to the point where joe rogan says amount. i was there in pittsburgh the night before the election when donald trump stood on the stage and said guess you just endorsed me. joe rogan the crowd went nuts because when that happens you know it's over. >> joe rogan was a bernie bro. he goes from communist to owning four houses just like bernie you look in the mirror a lot jeff and needy for these guys in looking into the mirror and seeing what they truly are. advice for them? >> they need to regroup. i'm a former liberal guy i was pretty liberal and the party left me i didn't leave the party i think a lot of people feel that way. >> greg: you would never leave

a party. >> the left has become nerd's right like nerds are these big fat guys were chubby to read their comic books and our hero so go with me on this analogy. they read about a captain america or a halk or something and go these are the heroes of the comic books but they would hate that guy if they met him. you would think nerds would be jack trying to be in the gym like their heroes but now they like the idea of heroes but now you have a real-life iron man. you have halk and joe rao get -- joe rogan thing captain america they hate the guys the only like the ideas of these things. >> greg: who is automatically maybe tell see gabbard, she's from hawaii. but i guess the idea is they say they want these things and reject them. liberals wouldn't shut up about electric cars and the one guy

who made a reality they were like not when he does it. shut up. >> greg: i think that makes me ant-man. >> i mean he would actually be a real-life tony stark. >> tony stark is iron man nerd. i was so good at shouting fight in high school. don't give that a cost any screen time he sucks. >> greg: he does but i like having him around because i got tired of making fun of stelter. >> he refused to use the term gulf of america he calls it the gulf of mexico which i didn't know liberals were in to deadnaming if i have to call her kaitlyn, you have to call it gulf of america. emily, last word to you. >> i recall how the left started using joe rogan as a verb to describe his following and that

it was broke out her and they used it to slander those who supported trump missing the entire point that joe rogan had no agenda. he just had a subscription to curiosity. everybody who would sit in the chair across from him he dared to ask questions to and listened. the fact he hosted freethinking is why the democrats canceled him and then dared to try and get them back i find it ironic and hysterical know they are canceling the half of america that dares to care our money is gone towards circumcisions and and ridiculous things. weren't they the ones screaming their pensions were going to gun manufacturers. weren't they screaming that i'm not going to wear this sure if nike makes it. where is the value commitment that now when we dare to audit they don't. they say president trump is failing and has no principles.

the presidents that's trying to stop two wars one who values service members life's instead of deploying and leaving afghanistan and killing 13 and abandoning our allies. everything trump and musk are doing is truly towards a better america with better values. honoring free thought and freethinking. they tried to claw back as it was too little and too late. remember when trump went on rogan's show and it was a million downloads every hour and what did they do. they suppressed it and couldn't go there and find it. and suppressing the next person. they canst suppress me and they are i'm not suppress a bowl. >> greg: we make famous an ignoramus.

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after allegedly stealing a woman's suitcase from baggage claim. part-time sinead o'connor impersonator sam brinton allegedly brought stolen suitcase for the las vegas airport. a nonbinary baldy who is named assistant secretary of spent feel disposition handling nuclear waste disposal the only part of that that fix -- fits his secretary and he's been fired after multiple arrests for swiping luggage airports. police say if you recognize as your own, to get a new stylist. [ cheers and applause ] i think he's the new joe rogan of their left they are both bald but if you're news anchor at cnn and if resembled the

incompetence of the biden administration including a cross-dressing kleptomaniac nuclear official. roll it fred. >> you talk about nuclear and the person in charge of nuclear secrets, a man who dressed up as a woman and was overseeing those under the biden administration and i didn't hear you say a peep about that. >> i don't know anything about that. >> will you need to look it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: look it up, do that on your home computer because if you google cross-dressing puppy play a nonbinary go get visit from hr, trust me and pam was like a anything about that aisle

be transparent and it should be the new model for cnn. and wolf blitzer is turning over in his grave. not dead he just likes to sleep in graves really too soon. it really is too soon. this kind of reveals what kind of bubble the media lives in. it is a huge story because this guy was dealing with nuclear secrets and was a not job. >> it's covered so widely in looking at the end of the day i don't know anything about it to be transparent. although that does is underscore they pat themselves on the back as fact-checkers. we know they are serving as a propagandist and apologist and now we expect to believe them.

that's why it's so low and why jim acosta is unemployed. and you come here for the facts. >> greg: that's our motto, come for the facts but stay for the sex appeal. jeff it is interesting how they presented all these irrational and improbable hoaxes. and then they ignore one of the most insane scandals and if they wanted something here it is and i'm jealous of how short their memory is i wish i could forget about that bozo and i can't why do all the hot ones have baggage. [ cheers and applause ]

>> greg: how did they hire him? he has a mustache and comes in a dress. how do you hire that person to protect nuclear secrets. >> on elected by the way. >> they are trying to do at disney did that's what those four years were about. if we hire somebody in a group which is unfair to criticize like "star wars" on disney. you make it woke enough if they don't like it get a trans person to be in charge of nuclear, get a lady who can barely speak and that was their whole strategy surprise you didn't get pardon by biden and it is a good point and let's say you're interviewing this person and you

could get in trouble by hr and saying this person is mentally ill. and they will hire this person and put our nuclear secrets in a vulnerable position because at least my job will be here to her three years instead of the month. i could be charged with some kind of discriminatory practice. in the name of inclusion when i looked at it it said they and we worked hard on this i'll never forget the video of them pulling jeff's luggage through the airport. it was impressive and i believe happened on three different

occasions and it failed to be punished in any way and as an anchor for more than i'd like to admit if you don't know something let's not admit it on live tv. just go along with it, don't say i'm not aware of that in the name of transparency. that's our wart. they don't know what transparency is. >> greg: you want to know what you do when you don't know what some of these saying, you just say exactly. i mean you give her credit that she didn't know but it also tells you what you need to know about cnn. >> i know everything people are talking about ilisten the hard way when confronted with a former lover i have seduced. >> greg: it happen frequently with huge oakley. >> all the time greg. when you travel as much as i do.

you've got baggage of a different kind. >> what's fascinating about the story is the whole media is upset getting upset of the access to information and they say sam britain had that information and maybe he wasn't maybe was in the most qualified person it somewhere to what they are doing with dojo mac what they do if abortion and they want to make it about privacy and what are they doing in that room. killing a baby don't you ever knock the. [laughter] >> greg: it reminds me of my only abortion joke. knock not? >> whose of there? >> greg: what that's a great ah mornings!

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>> ♪ ♪ it's coming your way, hey, hey, it's a video of the day. [ cheers and applause ] all right. okay as one of biden's fiercest defenders could use a pair of suspenders. the only thing he hates more than trump is belt above his rump. comes from actor mark hamill presenting at the british academy film awards his pants made a run for. >> if you are in the room like me you must love film so what makes this cinema so much that we are gathered here to celebrate tonight it's at the great rome so vivid and powerful that we lose ourselves in them completely. they create immersive cinematic

landscapes that feel alive weather set in london or anywhere you are imagining. i need to see that again. [ cheers and applause ] and still not sure what just happened. roll it, princess leia. >> if you are in the room like me you must love film. what makes this cinema so much we are here gathered tonight it creates story so vivid and powerful that it leaves us that there completely. it has cinematic landscapes that feel alive weather set in london or anywhere the nation can take you. >> greg: usually pants come with a belt or a zipper and

buttons. he was 0-3 maybe tribute to harrison ford in going on so low. giving is lifesaver a workout or you could be a troubled weirdo. my advice leia social media and stop using the force to keep up your pants. and jeff what happened there? >> no shame in the camera team a director or whoever's in charge they see he was sticking to the prompt kind of like a pro and then cut to aside shot. even they were trying to see what was happening back there. then catch him in time. and say jeff never seen them do that on anything even when the interview homeless people in the

street really done on the dumped people they still keep their pants on. in front of a live audience in england and they forgot his pants weren't on. >> and so disappointed the director got the proverbial ball i wanted to see the ball. i wanted to see if indeed his career was more impressive than harrison ford's and now we will never know it's heartbroken as this was the level my life i was gonna marry luke skywalker 150 years ago look at that. now i know for sure nothing could help keep the pants up so glad it didn't work out. >> greg: he has 73 and joe you are an experienced dropper with the ladies. >> out argue if i could greg. >> greg: do you think he had a quickie and came out and forgot to put on his pants?

>> to get so used in that movie read one. and the "star wars" actors it makes me wish they were frozen in carbonite when not acting because he can't wear pants and supposed to be very tough but he's got my voice with a british accent and harrison ford landing planes on taxiways. >> i don't understand anything he said. >> greg: i don't understand a single thing he said. >> he's a great pile in the movies and almost landed his actual plane. thanks for the backup. you know what i just did, i was pamela brown. and the bay thing about mark hamill as i feel a little bad for them except that this was a guy who said president joe biden was fit to be

president and fit and saying trump was a threat to democracy. it makes sense that guy was backing biden. >> totally. he should have left it off. >> it almost fell off. i had the worst wardrobe malfunction about time to tell you about. and he should have just leaned into it and said sorry guys. pause and then the camera guy should have zoomed in. >> greg: tell the story. >> so i was at an nfl game and we were sponsored by reebok and they had us wear jackets like a quarter or halftime or halftime. i had something i wore my uniform that i didn't wear with the tank top and jack in the second half. so i come out for second half and then wearing something inside which isn't attached to me and when i start doing spins with the choreography. i feel something. and as we finish our final move it goes up and out and flies

over and lands in the end zone in their final position and obviously you don't show it just happened i'm sitting there in that position and i watch as the security guard walks over to me and takes a napkin picks it up and froze into the stands. that was oakland in 2007. >> greg: a beautiful, beautiful story most horrifying and mortifying moment of my life

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private motorcades lunching in new york and l.a. costing $200 an hour for a bodyguard and a driver being mostly ex-military and law enforcement probably looking a lot like joe here. [laughter] >> greg: it's very hard to get a gun in new york. is that this what rich people can afford to be protected? >> so personal bodyguards with the guns in these two cities. to protect you from your uber driver right. 1000%. another reason i don't live here. >> greg: i've never had a problem with uber drivers. they are usually nice to me. >> sometimes i have to ask them to roll down the window. do can be an issue which makes me want... >> greg: joe i think that was a subtle hint. joe you hitchhike right.

so would you be hitchhiking with a personal bodyguard? >> i will tell you what, $200 an hour sounds good compared to what you pay me. but i would feel bad if i used this service and i got a low rating from the security guards because they were like one star, nobody wanted to kill him accept coincidence... >> greg: i go back to my criticism here that it's great for people who can affordable what about people who can't afford it and they deal with people who have illegal for guns? >> this is the pour man's version a private security so it worries me if other people can be hijacked and murdered in the guns stolen and some b goes on a crime spree. so i see it as a disaster waiting to happen rather than a private security industry that is robust and bendable. >> greg: jeff, do you need

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[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: thank you. my goodness, emily. is a tinseltown finally coming around? this variety cover story

features a guy you might recognize. [ cheers and applause ] know, that isn't mel gibson but i get it a lot. most well-known entertainment magazines called me the new king of late-night adding with a bigger audience then colbert or if jimmy fallon, greg gutfeld is redefining comedy on fox news. joe, you've been part of this show since day one just bite me trying to get you off of it multiple times. do you think this coverage now says something about the culture? >> i do think that enough people of left the democratic party that the news outlets are trying to find them and bring them back in or appeal to them in some way because their subscriber base is shrinking so you can't discount half the country anymore.

i did have bones to pick with the author of the article because they said that you have very few writers and do most of the writing. and i have to say that it glazes over america's sweetheart and favorite writer, number 1 guest me. [ cheers and applause ] another quick point is a lot of people will comment that we only do well because all the other shows have a liberal slant. to me that's a cell phone. the only reason our rating suck is that we are all the same. >> greg: it is so true. jeff, you are at a los angeles guy but wouldn't guess so by the way you dress. you want to rent a ferrari? i was imagining this issue with

my face showing up on the desks in the hollywood of those agencies. do you think it irritates people or will they have to ignore it? >> it really annoys them and they roll confused but i think that's fantastic. i thank you deserve your flowers and i'm happy about it. i bragged that i'm on this show all the time because it's a good show. the references are a little bit out of date. like you still use mel gibson as the measuring stick of handsome? earlier there was that sinead o'connor reference. other than that... >> greg: i mentioned mel gibson because we do look alike it's uncanny. we could be family. >> i love what you're doing and i know this won't be hilarious. but i love the show and love what you were doing. when i go across the country they came to my comedy show because of you, they love the

show and i'm happy to be on it and i thank you deserve this. [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: emily, we don't have much time but in the greenroom you said you would be nothing without me and i said, that's true. >> we love you, i loved the article and i love how it reinforces the reason you are successful in people around the country love this show and you is because you are unafraid to say what you feel. unafraid to ask a question. >> as long as it rhymes. >> and references the 80s. to question the entire regime that was otherwise pressed down everyone's throat. we are grateful to have you. >> greg: sage... does it feel better being in my presence today? >> i've had some hot flashes lately and it happened a lot

here. do you already have this framed at home, somebody should it's a big deal. we talked about balls. you do have the hollowness that nobody else has which is why the show is incredible. why you invite randoms like me and people like cold there and fallon. does anybody else's show just have their last name. you don't need your full name. everybody knows who you are and you deserve this grade. >> greg: and that they said it couldn't be done. we must move on. don't go away, we will be righ

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