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[applause] >> greg: yes! yes. yes. [applause] >> greg: you are right. you are right. it is friday so you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guest. he gets a sunburn watching baywatch a fox news contributor tom schillue! he was a white house intern under bush and that is the only time he ever saw one, coast of the guy benson show guy benson! he is hoping to hear something tonight he has never heard before, applause. comedian chris distefano! and like all former cheerleaders she has a restraining order against me. emily compagno! all right, before we get

to some new stories let's do this. >> of greg's leftovers. here we go. >> greg: it is left overs where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will make joe machi hand wash maxine waters wake up. all right! president trump swapped out the resolute desk in the oval office just days after elon musk's son appeared to wipe a bulgur on it. it could have been worse, said one man. researchers say a narcissist have higher likelihood of being ignored by others. four months jesse watters was telling everybody this but nobody listened. the regional airlines that operate at the delta flight that flipped over on the canada runway had recently bragged about having man free flight

crews. in other words, i think we are all surprised they actually made it to the runway. >> a sexist would say! >> greg: do we really need that anymore? >> yes. [laughter] >> greg: republican mitch mcconnell announced he won't run for reelection. is it because he is old, feeble, or out of touch? no he just wants to spend more time with his family. according to a new survey nearly 10% of u.s. adults identify as lgbtq. the other naini percent identify as who gives a [bleep]. [applause] a nonprofit is asking social media users to help name a remarkably rotund beaver. people willing to participate should send their suggestions to person with a larger beaver care of

ana navarro. [laughter] she loves her pets! divorce rumors continue to escalate for the obamas, hopefully they can settle it like a man it. -- like men. terrible that you would applaud that. after canada beat the u.s. last night and hockey justin trudeau gleefully mocked the u.s. then he went home and posted his resume unzip recruiter. democrat consultant james carville said stephen a. smith doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. he said a hole in the ground is where he lays his eggs. because he is a lesser to. lizards lay eggs, don't they? who cares. actors cynthia erivo, there she is, has joined the hollywood production of jesus christ superstar in which she

will be playing the title character jesus christ. in a related casting note the virgin mary will be played by this character -- after. d.o.g.e, otherwise known as the department of government efficiency has revealed that 1.9 billion in how to money has been displaced during the budget administration. nobody is sure where it went but that could explain the bulge in rachel levine's skirt. finally, scientists have developed a drone that can smell. a drone that smells? don't we have that already? [laughter] you hate him. so here we go. i wonder if our culture sends a message to young command that you should suppress every masculine urge. >> i think that our culture sends a message

to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge, you should try to cast aside your family, you should try to suppress what makes you a young man in the first place. i think my message to younger men is it don't allow this broken culture to send you a message that you are a bad person because you are a man. because you like to tell a joke because you like to have a beer with your friends or because you are competitive. >> greg: there you go j.d. vance has a message for young command. it is okay to be young man. different than the lincoln projects message for young men which is this will be our little secret. but what vance is speaking out against is the idea of toxic masculinity or as yours truly calls it, my core values of. not enough to scold men for doing bad things lips scold men for doing

anything. a cultural message and i bet the president and j.d. vance as is the exact opposite. >> the cultural message and i think the president and mine is the exact opposite, with the cultural message is i think that it wants to turn everybody whether male are female into androgynous idiots who think the same, talk the same, and act the same. we actually think god made male and female for a purpose and we want you guys it to thrive as a young man and as a young women and we will help with our public policy to make it possible to do that. >> greg: imagine kamala a restraint to put that many coherent sentences in order. to think she was one dead life alert battery away from the presidency. but vance is drawing a distinction between the democrats embrace of victimhood and identity and the republican's embrace of strength and action. i mean what is more awesome than african chainsaw? -- fricken chainsaw?

♪ ♪ >> this is the chainsaw of bureaucracy! [laughter] >> greg: it is pretty cool. but you have to wonder how he got that passed the secret service. the chainsaw and the hair. but talk about acting like a guy. elon musk fiercely waving a chainsaw in the air. and why not celebrate with power tools of? after i became the king of late tonight i fired a nail gun into the air but i can't say that anymore because then the widows will ask for more money. that is what vance, elon musk, rfk jr., and trump's mary pirate ship are doing. they are making masculinity grade again. think about it what is the most masculine thing a guy can do? posters mugshot and his office so everybody can see it.

including those who thought it would hurt them. trump took the critical attacks on him and he turned it around. what does that remind you of? and action hero disarming the attacker taking their gun and pointing get back at them. but if you look at all of trump's moves from the mugshot to raising his fist after getting shot at it is an action movie every guy wants to see and they kind with lots of funny stuff in between of? it is not hard, it is lethal weapon, it is thelma and louise without those chassis broads. and scott adams points out the trump movie projects optimism, energy, humor, strength, and risk, where people come together and there is a potential for greatness. it is way preferable to "steel magnolias". which i never saw. trump is delivering what hollywood decided was toxic and now he is doing with the movies won't. meanwhile compare that

to the democrats was message is we are weak and sad and need help. they focus on things that have nothing to do with reality, just made a panic. it reminds me of every scene in a disaster movie where one character is freaking out on the hero has to slap him across the face. better yet, the democrats are that lady and airplane! falling apart. can you guess who the republicans are? >> i have to get out of here. >> get a hold of yourself. >> let me handle this. >> calm down i'll get back to your seed i will take care of this. calm down! >> do you want and on the phone. >> everything is all right. >> i've got a get out. i've got to get out of here. >> greg: it is funny because in 2024 it is kind of true. the dems are pulling their hair out while republicans are trying to slap some sense in them.

and the democratic party has been nothing but a matrix churning out hoaxes. new routes for the bureaucrats anyways especially those driven by fiction. remember the classic film dirty harry that focused on a heroic cop who takes no b.s. and bends the rules before justice? imagine if they took the perspective of the bureaucrat is trying to stop him instead to. nobody would see that movie. just like nobody sees the democrats. except let's face it, miserable women. they love melodrama and fiction and the democrats are providing both. meanwhile everybody else is lining up around the block for the trump movie. it makes me wish i bought stock in popcorn. >> hear he is! [applause] >> greg: tom, you are in a constant search for your masculinity. what do you make of j.d. vance words at c pac and

tell there seems to be a vibe shift changing? >> absolute i love j.d. vance because if he is watching j.d., i want to be your friend. i want to hang out with you after school. >> greg: that is creepy. >> the greatest thing about this is when he started his they are tri- people started applauding way at the beginning because they knew where he was going in that which they are applauding i wish he took it too far because that would have been so office because he is like you should not get in trouble with men who have a beer or tell a joke who kill an elk and then got it and that the guts explode onto your boots and taking his heart out and fighting it and letting the blood dripped down your beard and how willing at the moon and they are like when is this going to end? listen, i love this. actually we talk about this but it is very important. this whole toxic masculinity thing as a narrative it was so harmful not because it hurt guy's feelings.

you know? the fivemak -- the minister was a toxic masculinity your mail feelings are hurt it wasn't about the feelings they got over it. what they did was they withdrew from society. they were like corporate america. i don't need to do that. i don't want to be a part of that nonsense. i don't want to go to college that is a girl thing now. they are retreating into their own thing and like they are like doing farming and living off the land they don't want to do any of the stuff so that is the sad thing about it. >> greg: that is an interesting point i didn't connect all of that together. well done for you. conspiracy freak. guy, he is a right. it is kind of like men and they don't care if their feelings are hurt they just don't they find a place that they don't feel at home at why would you be at a place that is... and that is what i think is happening with the democratic party it is in hospital to men. >> first of all i have to point out the elephant in the room this is the third straight day emily has

been with us. does that mean kat timpf finally had her pregnancy hoax exposed a? because i heard, i don't know if this is true, but i heard a basketball fell out of her shirt during commercial break at america newsroom, jeanine pirro arrested her on the spot. justice delayed is justice denied it. >> greg: we will be looking into that shortly but thank you for bringing that up. >> you're welcome i had to. i have been called the masc many times and so i feel like i'm an authority on the subject. one of the things the chainsaw i had a liberal man who texted it to me like that you find this horrifying? it should be self-evidently horrible and i stared at my phone and i responded no. you pop a foreign leader come again who has been very successful at cutting wasteful government in his country and argentina, giving a fun, cool chainsaw to our guy

doing that and everybody cheering it is actually kind of fun and awesome. i feel like the hand-wringing about how terrible the optics are as a distillation of the problems the left has with men right now. because i think a lot of dudes and probably some women look at that and think cool that is fun let's do more of that. >> greg: it is true they get hung up on the surface level image read the words but not the deeds. chris, welcome back to the show i have missed you. >> thank you i have not been here a year. i was upset about it because i am the self-proclaimed leader of your fans group -- fan group the greg sluts. i had merch made up i was going to make a website and i couldn't back -- get back on the website and now kash patel is going to send an email that we will arrest you. >> greg: i was got slut shaming. do you feel like you were living in a movie that feels like there is a narrative and action

going on at? are like in the third action. >> i'm very thankful i grew up in new york city and very thin for the brooklyn i'm very thankful to have been punched in the face as a kid because i now know you know i have been hit everybody was running around running their mouth and now people have been saying these things for years and now society is like shut up. stops thank you are stupid. i never stood by anything i believe than ever because i have been knocked unconscious so many times in my life. the chainsaw thing was interesting for me because i grew up in bridgeport and there are a lot of albanians there and i remember one time i got into a fight on the basketball court and the albanian kids came back with chainsaws. so i was like i didn't know elon musk was albanian. a little ptsd but i think it is all cool and i wish he would have taken the chainsaw and cut that guy's hair clean off. it is horrible. >> greg: yes. emily, as a woman i

think that the democrats underestimated the disdain a lot of women would have the distain for men and their party. because women are married to men, some women are. some women are not. i don't know why i looked at you. [laughter] i think it is because you are my stand-in for a lesbian. >> i thought that was ellen. >> greg: yes, it is alan. it is ellen after a series of treatments. it is intriguing though. can the democrats attract men back in to this party? how did they do it? >> i don't think they can at all. we just watched for four years as every mail it was a neuter to. we saw a chapter of castration occur and worse as they were trying to be canceled for even daring to be masculine.

we saw daniel penny prosecuted. that went so far in my opinion as to be irretrievable and i'm glad about that because the reality is as people like pete boone he say this is what is created trump republicans. i think such issue with that term because it just means the majority of america. it just means those that subscribe to common sense. you are right with limited first and foremost what they yearn for in their mail partner is a security. and many confuse that with financial security but no just a security and all that that term defines and represents and you are not going to get security from a [bleep] a bald guy with red lips stealing your suitcase and wearing your dresses. you won't get security from somebody who does not waive a chainsaw around. i love this because it hearkens back to the best movie of all time summer school second only to "steel magnolias" because my colors at my wedding core... but the point is it symbolized something much deeper.

>> greg: what? >> to your point the leader of argentina saying yes to me to. not be me too coming out of hollywood but we are going to obliterate that latent comfort everybody has been wallowing in with our tax dollars. i thought that was beautiful. sweep the global. >> greg: what is it with women always wanting to sweep things? [laughter] you can take the broom out of the woman's hands what are you going to do. up next l.a. is out of luck as karen passes . rough, or tired? with miebo, eyes can feel ♪ miebo ♪ ♪ ohh yeah ♪ miebo is the only prescription dry eye drop that forms a protective layer for the number one cause of dry eye: too much tear evaporation. for relief that's ♪ miebo ♪ ♪ ohh yeah ♪ remove contact lenses before using miebo. wait at least 30 minutes before putting them back in. eye redness and blurred vision may occur. ♪ miebo ♪ ♪ ohh yeah ♪

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>> greg: once again karen bass talks out of her ass. when discourse -- destruction occurs it is everybody's fault but hers. karen bass demanding an investigation of her trip to ghana as the l.a. fires erupted. a trip she made the decision to embark on. rule that! >> although there were warnings that i frankly was not aware of although there were warnings i think our preparation it wasn't what it typically is. >> what you mean there were warnings you weren't aware of? >> when i talked about it with the fire chief what she said is that we have warnings of santa ana wind but predicting this? and you saw from the city it from the county that level of preparation really did not happen. so it did not reach that level to me to say something terrible can happen and maybe you should not have gone on

the trip. with me i don't know. i think that is one of the things we need to look at. >> greg: she wants to know how she ended up thousands of miles away in africa. seems to me like it is pretty simple. she hopped on a plane and flew there. what? did somebody blindfold her, throw her in the back of the truck and bang-bang boom she ended up and gone out? she booked the trip as mayor she lives in l.a. where fires are a part of life. blaming her absence on somebody else is kind of like blaming their hangover on the bartender. it is all on you will, mayor bass which means you will probably be governor in no time. >> hear he is. >> greg: you have to give her credit this is an audacious play. it is like o.j. saying we need to find the killer. >> good luck nancy drew with this mystery. how did you end up on another continent on a trip that you chose to go on a? we don't know the

details but we are looking into it. she also promised as a candidate not to leave the country ever as mayor she would love to go to africa she said but not anymore once i am there. she listed five cities she would ever go to and that is it and here she is for the fourth or fifth time overseas and this happens. and she is i guess so out of any other excuse or idea that she is like we are investigating ourselves how this could have been done to me. how could this have been done to me a? investigation with karen bass. >> greg: reporting myself to me. chris, you know what freaks me out about her? everything she does that is horrible she does with a smile. >> it is freaky it is one of those things where wouldn't we all liked to have this excuse? babe, i'm investigating how i went to the strip club as well. i don't know how it happened it is under investigation the winds were blowing that way but i did not know and i got a chainsaw. [laughter]

it's true, you know. it is wild she is babbling to. >> greg: actually guys could do that i think we really need to investigate why i cheated on you with your best friend to periods. >> yes. there are some underlying issues there. >> we are figuring it out. >> and it is an active investigation so we cannot comment. honey, i cannot comment to you. >> greg: i would love to tell you what we found. >> discloser. >> greg: emily, i just got some breaking news. what? >> what? >> greg: i am very hot. apparently karen bass just fired the fire chief but i don't think that has an effect on what you were going to say. >> it is like watching a mud rustling i don't care both of you sock. >> greg: i like mud wrestle think. >> i will investigate that. here is what kills me about this only in the last four years did we

have the most clearly incompetent responsibility shoveling away human as mayor of one of the largest cities of america and then asked by the way she says getting that whether service report there was designated particularly dangerous situation by the weather service which meant really strong wind, super high temperatures of, and something else. whatever. the whole point that was everywhere. >> greg: it is called ipds a? >> yes. >> greg: my doctor told me i think it is pds i should call the pharmacist immediately especially if it lasts more than three hours. >> this is a different kind of fire. [laughter] it is just crazy it is crazy to me that we can get by that she can try to get by with the level of deflection and this level of incompetence that it somehow sticks. the fact that our tax dollars were so wasted

on the salary the whole time, absolutely annihilated during the horrible response and lack of prevention to this terrible wild fire but also now they are being spent on an investigation? the only thing i want my tax dollars to go to our to fire her next. fire the fire chief, fire her. [applause] >> greg: tom, this is one of those instances where nobody knew that karen bass was incompetent if you lived in the democrat bubble that voted for her but just got through. we all knew she was incompetent but it took a giant fire for everybody else to go maybe she is not good. >> and what good is it to fire the fire chief? she should have just got ahead and had the guts to blame the fire chief. she did not say anything. her closing statement in that interview was the idea that i was not present was very painful to me. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> it is not an idea she actually was not present.

[laughter] she physically was not there. politicians have figured that that era is over. you can't talk at this mealymouthed way any more trump's put a complete and to that. she should just have claimed people. i think that is what trump would have done. it is gavin newsom's fault! blame gavin newsom! >> that's what i tried to do when i told my wife about the strip club. it didn't work. >> greg: you know what trump would have done? he would have blamed to the fire. >> he would have been right. >> greg: the fire! >> he would have been right. >> greg: the fires fault! up next was a booger on trump's desk grotesque?

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♪ ♪ >> is this even real? >> greg: tonight on is this even real did a booger vanish the white house desk? we are getting disturbing reports out of the oval office that days after elon musk and his son x where there trump has ordered the resolute desk to be removed and refurbished and many are wondering if it is because little x wiped a booger on it. you have children you are familiar with is not it is everywhere. >> i'm covered in small -- start all day every day but baby. and i can confirm that this desk it has been removed it is on the market it is on bay

bridge market right now where i am living. frankie furniture something get on third avenue like this is elon musk kids booger desk. and it is going for a couple of d.o.g.e coins. >> greg: they should put that booger on ebay they put everything else on ebay. could you snot be considered a biological weapon a? elon musk taking out trump and some ingenuous matter. but we have flu raids that are going unreported. >> you are correct mucus holds the bodies bacteria and everything and this is why children are so full of it. this is why a child should not be left unfettered somewhere really important but before they took it away i wish they could have done one of those ones from csi where they go around the desk and they see how many bodily fluids are on it. the prior administration. here is looking at you, bill. >> greg: tom, you have

two children. they are almost grown. do you think this was an overreaction to the natural fluids that flow from a child's nostril of? >> i don't even think it was that. he said i believe trump because he said they are just preparing the desk getting it in good shape i don't think it had to do with the kid. that resolute desk that came from the eye always thought it was called the resolute desk because some weirdo president was like this is the resolute desk. it helps me make decisions it is the resolute desk! it was from the hms resolute it was on a ship and it was given to the u.s. by queen victoria. >> greg: while. too bad this show wasn't called at jeopardy. what is the resolute desk? >> you just went spastic due to. i know the answers. but isn't it a weird name for a desk?

>> greg: who names a desk. right? exactly. guy, do you believe this is a reel? i don't believe it is real but it is a great story. trump is barely a germ or fold we keep hearing that so maybe this little snot was too much for him. >> you said his son's name is x? elon musk is up to x and the elf a bit already? all i got. >> greg: that is true i guess that hit a britt wall of. coming up it is not disputed, ai makes yourty! stupid. baby: liberty! biberty: hey kid, it's pronounced "biberty." baby: liberty! biberty: biberty! baby: liberty! biberty: biberty! baby: liberty! biberty: bi-be-rty! baby: biberty! biberty: and now she's mocking me. very mature.

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ai. research shows that reliance on artificial intelligence is growing, obviously, and possibly reducing critical thinking as people are off loading their cognitive tasks to things like chatgpt and grok. should we be concerned? >> we should be terrified and horrified this is the beginning of the end of the civilization and here is why. because when we grew up that got it was without the internet we actually learned critical thinking skills we had to learn problem solving, you got punched in the face. there are things that happen to us that made us but are critical thinkers problem solvers leaders et cetera. literally the instant the internet came that started messing with everybody's ability to think for themselves, to research, to read, literally give somebody write applicable kept -- paragraphs can you read all the way through? no. nobody can so the fact people are relying on this is frightening and horrifying i don't know what we would do about this. >> greg: this leads to my solution, tom, you are a parenting expert, shouldn't they program ai as a bully? >> it is a bully.

it is causing people people's brains to shut down i learned that from the variety article, greg, you are thinking of late night but you can't even want your watch. >> greg: thank you for that. >> one of the most popular digital games people are playing on their phone. word owe. you just have to do 15 letter word a day. people used to do 50,000 of those it was called a book. but i'm going analog. i am taking pictures. smile, greg. this is film i am shooting on film i'm developing my own negatives this is my new thing. of analog i talk about it on my sight we are sharing our work. shooting on film and you know who loves this stuff. young people. people in their 20s. >> greg: young people love and agee, strange looking man with a camera. they love that! you put the anal and analog.

>> screaming it as a resolute desk! >> greg: that is so reassuring. >> going back to the old days. >> greg: come with me, sir. this is a dressing room at forever 21. >> i will take the opposite perspective. tech makes us less dependent on skills but there is a reason. i mean i don't need to make a fire with two sticks i don't need to know how to ride a horse i have a car and a big like her. so maybe these skills are not necessary as we evolve. >> i think reasoning and reading are things that will be necessary but overall i think you are right this is an accelerated version of the internet and google. when i was growing up how many phone numbers that numbers that i have memorized? a lot. now i have almost done. i remember my childhood home phone number and that is about it. i have memorized every world series winner from 1950 on i thought that was important for me to know and now it is just like two clicks away on

your screen it. i didn't actually need to know those things. i didn't need to memorize those things but then there is a laziness where people come into anything they don't have any knowledge that is where it gets bad. >> greg: but all of that space in your brain for stupid [bleep] like those statistics are just mentioned. >> what do i fill it up with? probably other stupid [bleep]. >> greg: that is true. you are a comedian, chris. i will give you this. one area that ai can't do is humor because ai does not have a back story. >> yes. >> greg: when you look at ai jokes it is all puns and radios but if in ai said to you i was at the restaurant the other day with my wife it does not work. >> it doesn't work at all and chatgpt a lot of people use that i swear to god i think chatgpt on the other side is just some chinese guy with all of the answers. sometimes i will ask the question and they start riding in chinese

symbols of. i personally have a multiple times asked chatgpt what would christopher know how would he ride that joke and then he writes it out and i am like i suck. i didn't realize i was this part of a comedian. you were right there is that human element. >> greg: if there is no back story then that is why they all have to be puns because everybody can do upon and they are always terrible. there you go. >> resolute desk. >> greg: i will never be out of a job. up next if you are male do not go away.

♪ ♪ >> you are watching mailing it in. >> greg: what a fitting question for this week this person asks if you could be on the cover of a magazine if you could be on the cover of a magazine which magazine would you choose? tom? >> i would say like american horse man or something like that. [laughter] >> greg: why? >> it is funny that gets a laugh because i see myself as a marlboro man but apparently you see me as don knotts or something like that. >> greg: there is a

huge gulf between how you see yourself and other people but you can say that about everybody everybody is like that. >> i think so. but that is what makes me a dork. i think of myself as a dork, not under to. people make that up. a dork its a very confident narrative. he has no idea. >> greg: you should be on the cover of confident nerd magazine. what would be the cover lines, tom? >> while that is there goes your confidence. >> greg: that was sad. guy? what cover of what magazine would you like to be on a? >> just the point of clarity what is a magazine? [laughter] >> can you hold that up again. >> greg: imagine taking six or seven different things from the internet, maybe a story about food and then a story about travel and you print them out and you staple them and then you pay you know half a million dollars to eight people

to like to pretend that they didn't. >> wow. >> greg: that is what magazine is. >> i am debuting finally on a wasp magazine cover. and i have been working towards this my entire life as it is important to have representation, greg, and i think it is the november issue coming up. >> greg: you are more like a g wasp. >> is that a gay wasp? that is some good humor. definitely not ai humor. well done it. >> greg: it could ai wouldn't know that about you but i do. there are many things i know about you, guy. [laughter] chris? >> yes. i would say first of all the magazine that we are going to do gut slut weekly.

>> greg: so you can take the models. >> honestly dude i don't know but what you only ever see me in the bathroom so i would just weekly ball over my face like what is it? wednesday? >> greg: you could definitely be on like a local jersey magazine. >> 100%. staten island advance. >> greg: article about you and there would be like a real estate and the funeral home at it. >> up-and-coming comedian chokes on pizza on highland boulevard. >> greg: emily, you have so many different careers and so many different talents. would you be on like american lawyer cheerleader magazine? it caters to the lawyer's last cheerleader. >> i think what i remember growing up again without the internet, remember sassy magazine a?

>> greg: of course. >> great american you get your picture taken and they would print out your face on the cover of sassy and we died for that. that was my goal. so every time we went there at the amusement park we would make her own magazines like stamps. >> greg: do you know who the editor of sassy was a? jane pratt. >> jay magazine. >> greg: i did her very last tv show it was terrible. but you didn't answer the question. >> i don't know i was just the reality is so many of the magazines and now have been totally distorted. like a group of course i want to say volk the reality is now vote has been desecrated. it is not the same. >> i wish we still had mad magazine because they would have you on the cover. >> ranger rick put me on the cover of ranger rick. >> greg: that would be my dream. >> that would be perfect. >> greg: shut up already! don't go away we will be right back.

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