a return to common sense. i think the left will be waging war and -- against common sense but i think the american people are done with this, you want a return to common sense and leadership that advocates and all issues including this issue of two genders. >> laura: as always this is a sane, no one better to talk about this -- i'm just using a. [laughter] -- teasing you. that is a different as tonight, i am back wednesday, in a few hours and getting on a plane with pete hegseth to get an inside look where the administration's housing illegals before they are deported back to their home countries, we will bring that to you with an interview with the secretary in the coming days. thank you for watching, it is an american now and forever. >> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime', tonight and... >> president trump: another

thing if they don't report for work we are firing them. if i'm staying home, i would try to get on tour. >> the elon musk order that is making everybody go crazy. >> i could not standard! >> president trump: do not get angry. >> this chapter will be written not simply by whoever occupies the oval office. the american story will be written by you. >> jesse: kamala gets participation trophy. >> because the fight is worth it. >> i'm coming to boston, i'm bringing hell with me. >> jesse: tom hanneman and the democrats anna collision course. >> i gave a [bleep] >> jesse: plus...

they call him a sleepy joe don't they? must have been asleep nine ♪ ♪ >> jesse: what did you do last week? if you work for the federal government and you cannot answer that by midnight, you maybe getting doged. every d.c. bureaucrat got the message in the inbox, reply to this email with five bullets of what you accomplished last week with a deadline. if you do not answer that is kind of your answer. >> president trump: at that it was great because we have people that do not show up to work and nobody knows of the work for the government, by asking the question tell us what you did this week, what he is doing is doing, are you ask you working? if you do not answer, your semi fired or you're fired because a lot of people are not answering because he don't exist. >> jesse: i can tell you what i did last week, worked on a federal holiday, pushed doge

dividend checks, shut down jessica on the five politely. and sold some fox march. i came up with that in 5 minutes. if i had 48 hours like those federal workers do, it would be better. while i was putting together the list was inspired, i tell the entire prime time team to tell me what they accomplished last week. the deadline is at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. we will send to you and show you what their bullet points are tomorrow. nobody on my team was angry when i sent the email. for some reason federal workers are. >> tell us about this email and what it was like receiving it and what you talked about after getting at? >> sure. i got this email saturday afternoon, about 3:00 p.m., and i felt absolutely infuriated

hitting this email with a demand it within 48 hours to provide a response of what i did within the last week name five things you have accomplished in a week that should tell you something. >> infuriated that you're being asked, that should tell you something. it tells me a lot of these federal workers do not want to justify their jobs because they feel they are entitled and that is a bad attitude. that attitude is about to change. is it just me or to that workers sound like she was waiting for my script? i think i saw her eyes moving back and forth. has his woman never had a

review? if the answer is no, that is a huge problem. people are getting laid off, tell me why you should stay. if the ceo, bank of america asks me, what did you accomplish last week? i not want to see the man cry and tell the anger i am mad, if i have been doing a good job, i'm excited for the opportunity to present my boss with a list of my amazing accomplishments so i can get a raise and a promotion to help the company. you either have a winning attitude, or the attitude of a loser. the winner loves the email, the loser is whining. >> there is this nonsensical email from elon musk acting like we are in kindergarten. >> the new trump administration is reveling into this approach. >> this is so sloppy, the way elon musk is handling this.

>> jesse:wise and treating these workers like the ceos boiled brats son who comes and goes as he praises, harasses a secretary? he is untouchable? we all know the guy. the media's trading without federal workforce they are untouchable, you cannot make them come to the office, you cannot fire them, and you cannot email them on a weekend. these are public servants. they are supposed to serve the public. when we asked, how are you serving as, that's an issue? maybe it's because they are not serving us. they are serving themselves. this journalist just uncovered a deep state chat at the national security agency, chat logs show and tell officials were using at that chat room to share their fetishes and kinks and brag about it getting its exchanges, and it goes back two years.

a transgender -- sex chat while they were on the clock. it was a taxpayer-funded sex chat. here's a taste, viewer warning. this one, guy just said he had his manhood removed, one of the weirdest thing that gives me euphoria is when i pee, i do not have to push anything down to aim right. getting my blanket zapped by a laser was talking. finality one more. this one guy talking but how excited he is that the bulge is gone and you can wear a bikini after this extreme surgery. these are intel officials. they are in charge of guarding the nation's biggest secrets. how mentally tough are these people if they have doctors travel off their body parts and celebrating it on a work computer?

do you know how easy it is to blackmail somebody like that? do know how china, russia or iranians where they would do if they got their hands on it? first it would laugh but then they would compromise every single one of these reckless agents. elon musk asked what did you accomplish? i sexted with my colleagues about pouring hot wax on my nipples. this is what happens when he work from home, sex change surgeries while they're working from home and their bosses don't even know about it. at that we paid for those sex change surgeries. then they are all in the group chair all day, how was your operation? mine was great, still sore, now i can live my own truth. >> president trump: if you do not report to work, that is another scam. if i'm staying home, let's say,

you would be shocked if i told you the real number, but i would be so good at golfing our try to get on tour. i would be so good. i would pull up like listen, when my flip-flops. >> jesse: majority leader is making senators worked late into the night, ready? they are working on fridays now. no surprise, senators are complaining. you want to go home. democrat senator mark kelly says he used to run a plane and fly himself home every friday. the last, he has barely flown on that plane this year. he says unless i want to do it on the weekend and that's if i get back on the weekend. $36 trillion in debt because of guys like that and they're complaining they have to work on a friday. not even a summer friday, a summer in february. usaid has been emptied out, 2000

workers fired, should have taken the buyout. it does make sense, it leader not want to leave because the gravy train was just too thick and tasty. for haiti alone, usaid gave out $2 billion in contracts, gas how much of that money back she went to haiti? 2%. only 2% of the 2 billion went to aird was supposed to. half of it went to all of these eight groups based around d.c. if you cannot give to haiti directly they do steal the money so we will give it to all of our liberal friends who will not steal the money and they will give it to haiti. but they did not. are liberals just stealing from poor black people and calling it compassion? near close report says the red cross raised 500 million it for haiti. that money was supposed to build homes for a hundred 30,000 people. they build six.

$500 million to build six homes in haiti. and here's a juicy one for you. meet latricia adams, and advisor for the biden white house, how she got that job i have no idea, reported that while she was working, as a white house advisor, our friend applied for a contract and not just any contract, at 20 million-dollar contract. 20 million-dollar contract was for environmental justice. right before biden leaves office, she gives this 20 minute dollar contract for latricia adams, the group of young, gifted and green, more like young, grafted and green. that she have any background in environmental science? not really. ten years ago she was a high school science -- spanish teacher, she has a bachelors in spanish, she is based in memphis, tennessee, not the greenest city. and biden audits pete hegseth.

latricia adams screaming for an audit. we used to prosecute at of the department of justice, i sweeter not anymore. she could just walk out of the white house with 20 million. what issue do with it? we want to the website, the only thing they did last year was the blackbird maternal maternal and environmental health day. they started a holiday. it april fourth. these people look really legit >> jesse: fraud and abuse, you can save money with the stroke of a pen.

>> it's a pretty small organization compared to most other elements, even in that small organization, d.e.i. save taxpayers roughly $20 million,. >> jesse: not even nancy pelosi is trump prove,, the building is empty because hh as it told employees not to work there anymore because it's too dangerous, the home surrounded with needles and prostitures. >> jesse: globalists and deep state bureaucrats being sent back, the illegal alien criminals are being sent home, we are draining in the swamp, for the people. >> jesse: councillor to president trump is here. are all of these people putting

together what you did. i will answer it. there is no problem here if you are doing your job, like you said. people crying wolf on cnn and msnbc can continue doing so. we are here to be accountable. >> jesse: what do you think the mentality is that they get mad one of the vase ask them what they did last week or they just refuse to reply to the email. >> it's like gaslighting. you ask somebody if they did something and they say, why did

you ask? you must be attacking me. that is pretty much what is happening. no, it's called doing your job. if you get paid you have to do your job. in the white house nobody had an issue with that, we are also busy the american people know we are working hard. if you're taking another job and pretending to work from home and you are not working and american taxpayers are paying, you better be sure that trump will figure it out, doge will cut the fat and you will no longer have a job. they should have taken the paycheck or they were offered. >> jesse: what was one of your bullet points from last week's list of accomplishments. >> i think my biggest political point is top-secret so i cannot share but i did some things in the middle east, child trafficking, made sure the country is better. and if the day i have worked my butt off because that is what i committed to do. if you cannot answer that, i

truly cannot put it in five, i would have pages. if you cannot answer and i not want you working alongside me, president trump or the american people. >> jesse: are there people in the white house or the administration pumped to go to work every day? you're up at the crack of dawn, fighting for the mission, and have this other group of people that are like oh, my god, he is back. >> i work in the west wing so there is none of that. where i work. the latter definitely exists. i am good friends with a lot of people doing the hiring and the firing. all the individuals running department, we are altogether working hard. i have heard it, yeah, people crying and protesting. if you are wasting american taxpayer dollars to sit outside and complain about elon musk at have a question for you, what are you doing for your constituents? the people that voted you any? you are not serving america.

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he was going on and on and i was just nodding yes. he really sold me because i want to back the next day and said, that is not what we said! [laughter] he is a smart customer i will tell you. that's not exactly what we agreed to! >> jesse: there has not been this much grabbing at the white house since clinton. [speaking french] >> president trump: that is the most beautiful language. no idea what he is saying. elegant, beautiful language. >> jesse: emmanuel macron is in town to talk ukraine and how to end the bloodbath. >> president trump: i think the work can mc within weeks. i think so. don't you think so? i think we can end it within weeks. if we are not smart they will keep and we will keep losing young, beautiful people that

should not be dying. we do not want that. remember what i said. this could escalate into a third world war. we do not want that. >> jesse: ukraine war is one of the many things started under biden that trump wants to stop. >> president trump: he was the worst president in the history of our country, i don't care, i will say. jimmy carter passed away recently and he passed away happy man. he was a happy man when he passed away. because he said, not even clothes. joe is the worst. believe me i have to clean up the mess, and it is ms, on the border, inflation. every single thing that he touched turned to [bleep], okay? >> jesse: doing the opposite a wardrobe i did is now the most popular thing in the country,

voters by wide margins support deportations, doge, tariffs, closing the border and ending d.e.i. trump's executive orders so popular, he is selling merch, flying off the shelves. last week he made with apple's ceo and other companies making its largest investment ever in the united states, 500 billion. 20,000 new jobs, a lot of that going to read it states as well. even msnbc has to admit trump is winning the p-1 over the weekend i read the headlines, trump suffers legal blows. another one, trump hit with unexpected loss. people watching those headlines i do not like trump was think that he is getting his butt kicked. then he wins, and they say what happened to all of the kicking? >> jesse: good headlines, bad headlines, the trump teams knows

how to handle the media. >> president trump: >> i will choose to reject your unqualified question. >> jesse: pete hegseth going to quit tom labbe, the press will not like that by this administration does not care. >> let me say, if i have offended anybody today i did not give a [bleep]. [cheering and applause] don't care. the media, a lot of hits pieces on me tomorrow, i do not give a [bleep] what you think about me. i wake up every day for the last four years passed off because they administration took the most secure border in my lifetime and unsecured it on purpose. i worked for six presidents, every president i ever worked for took steps to secure the border.

even clinton and obama. >> jesse: migrants used to get treated like celebrities under joe biden, any report says that illegals cut through security lines faster than you knew at the airport. had their most -- their own migrant express line, all they had to do was use a border app. that is all over now and the migrants know it. now it is time for sanctuary cities to get the message. >> i read a story last night that of the police commission of boston, you said you doubled to down not helping law enforcement and ice nine i'm coming to boston, i am bringing hell with me. [cheering and applause] >> jesse: if he does not get you, bondi will. >> i suited the state of illinois, the governor, is that if you do not stop, you are next. new york cava going, sue to the governor. not going to stop. you will be next.

if you're not watching what we are doing, we will be successful. >> jesse: we never had a justice department like this, bondy is running the show, and the new director of the fbi. form a nypd and secret service, ready to revamp the bureau. >> i can tell you now, we will try our best, every single thing i have, every single strand of dna will be dedicated to keeping this homeland safer matter what. no matter what. that is my job. we will reestablish faith in this institution. good people doing their job, in the streets developing the sources, we will have your back. >> jesse: michael waltz, america's national security advisor. when you hear that dan bongino

is coming on it, i am sure you will be in the same arms, what is that mean to you? >> it means exactly what he said, is about restoring public trust in our national law enforcement institutions. it is about focusing the national security apparatus over the united states, defeating our enemies abroad were keeping our enemies out of the united states and going after the bad guys. leading -- leaving the political nonsense as side and cleaning the house. one of the things about dan bongino, agents will respect him, they will respect cash patel and respect bondy because they will lead by example, leave politics aside and stay focused in line with the america first agenda. it's common sense. >> jesse: he is inspired, already pumping me up listening to how dedicated he is.

you talked about the trust. we hear about this transgender sex chat room, there is apparently as cia agent in this thing? the eye getting a sex change operations and bragging about her on work platforms. is as a national security threat? >> it's unacceptable. i have no doubt john radcliffe will clean it up and clear these people out, it is again being about mission focused, as a just talked about with dan bongino, focused on career criminals, spies and bad guys, not on parents and catholics. in this case, whether it's cyberattacks, the chinese, north koreans or what have you, we have threats abroad and that should take up the entire work day and take everything we have

to keep america safe, and the new leadership that president trump is putting in place will be focused on exactly that, just get the politics and the nonsense out of our national security community. >> jesse: they'd you put together your five little points of accomplishments? [chuckling] you want i cannot talk about them but i can talk about this, president trump, he is focused on ending the war with russia and ukraine, getting hostages outs, 29 he said, i'll hell to pay. not training them for arms dealers, securing the border, going after cartels, to cure in the arctic, getting china out of the panama canal. this is all his leadership and we are just executing. >> jesse: sounds like you have a lot of bullet points there, i do not need to know the details anybody else does. be thank.

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history. some see the flames on the horizons, the rising waters in our cities, the shadows gathering over our democracy, and ask why do we do now? but we know exactly what to do. because we have done it before. and we will do it again. >> jesse: that is why stephen a. smith is the democrats top options. then the sock awards, saying it's time for a revolution. >> make no mistake, empathy is not weak or woke, by the way being woke just means you give a damn about other people. have you ever watched a documentary about social movements like apartheid or arbor civil rights movement?

we are in our documentary moments. this is a! it is not a rehearsal! this is it! and we must not for a moment to kid ourselves about what is happening. >> jesse: over in atlanta at megachurch pastors and with a group of the black trump supporters who went to the white house, warning what you are about to hear is extra racist. >> i am afraid of the spooks who said, these runaway tied into the white house, i feel bad for them [bleep] in the white house who are in their tap dancing, wearing bow ties and grinding, laughing like nothing is funny, get out of there! talk with your people so you understand that god is on our side! >> jesse: we cannot offend

people into voting democrat again, it should be a wake-up call to the left. bill marra gets it. >> jake -- gender-affirming care saves lives, there is a war from people on the right to make extreme cases, not for the purpose of stopping those by doing what the trump administration is doing what is stopping all gender-affirming care, and making trans people [bleep] nervous when they have 2:00 p.m. the airport. >> if you want to lose every election, talk to the parents who get to decide. >> jesse: watch out, disagree with the left they will get you booted from the party. even celebrities like woody harrelson is taking notes. >> are they now the conservatives it? the progressives? you have to change the term, progressives saying less. >> jesse: meanwhile over at nbc, they are doging the entire

lineup, msnbc just took a axe to a bunch of shows. we read, canceled. remember the guy that had to wait for the interview last year? one way for democrats to avoid political extension, the app to avoid political -- identity politics. no more pronouns, no more insanity. >> the problem with democrats and they cannot make jokes about pronouns, they cannot have a cobble and make a gay joke because that president will be upset. or migrants. not about anything. they are standing there neutered, they could be eloquent and smart, but they cannot be relatable. and that's one of the reasons they voted for trump but it's not over for the party. the democrats have to be like

furries are weird. >> jesse: the cohosts of the ruthless podcast. all right. kamala harris got an image award, her image is a good? >> i am shocked by that. i subscribe to the ricky bobby rules of politics, if you are not for us to her last. when do you get a victory laps for second place? >> jesse: i think they do that as a trend of the image awards but i have never been up for an award so i do not know. the hanoi jane speech can you interpret that for me? >> i will tell you, i think my mom had a workout tape from jane fonda back in the 80s and my guess is now people have oze ozempic, they do not need that jane fonda workout tape anymore so they are turning to her for other things. and apparently she is saying

what democrats need to do to win elections. my guess is they do not have to listen to her. >> jesse: should not have to listen to her every but she doesn't look great and maybe the workouts are working. can you explain why democrats, cannot say that furries are weird? >> they are captured by the activist state, if the helped raise money, they will be captured by the activist space. that is what we have chuck schumer, the personality of a wet dig -- what dish rack. they do not actually stand for anything. while they do is regurgitate that talking points of the radical base. >> jesse: chuck schumer is holding up an avocado, elon musk is holding up a chain shop. one is more convincing -- chainsaw.

>> we started this segment with kamala harris, democrats appeared to be ready to turn the page on her. republicans want justice for kamala harris, and i cannot happen and till she has tears to be front and center for her party, she needs a full run for president of the united states not three or four months. she has to be the face of their party. >> jesse: yes, and she should pick hanoi jane as her running mate, and do that for the rest of the career. gentlemen, very well dressed. you make yourself much better looking than you actually are. [laughter] well johnny looks for joe biden in delaware. ♪ ♪

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>> johnny: we are here at the home up for president joe -- you want to keep it down out there! >> johnny: sorry, apparently we are too loud. the big guys sleeping inside. joe biden's back home in delaware! did you miss him? >> i wish he would go somewhere else. >> johnny: joe biden? >> no! [laughter] >> johnny: joe has been retired for one month, popping around different places, have you spotted him? >> we do not see him. >> what should he do next? >> go into a retirement home. >> stay in politics. >> johnny: at doing what? >> anything, governor, congressman. >> try being 110 and doing it again.

♪ ♪ >> johnny: how do you think the presidential library is coming along? >> does he know how to read? d5 how did it make you feel? a. >> johnny: >> good. still friends. >> not anymore. >> i don't even know her. >> i'm a better looking president then kamala harris. >> as a delaware gaia did joe biden make you proud? >> absolutely not the one is attitudes towards joe biden, i do not like it. >> johnny: are you black? >> all the way black. >> johnny: did you vote for him? >> no one failing delaware. >> he made me vote for trump. >> my brother. >> johnny: we are hunting for joe biden, he is nowhere to be found when he was spotted at this a diner couple of days ago. maybe he is still there?

why did joe biden order? >> cheeseburger, no fries. >> i am sweating bullets. >> do you mind if i go to the men's room? >> johnny: donald trump's and they cleaning up after joe, how is he doing? >> i am surprised he did it so quickly. >> having faith again. why can't i be a president? >> he is cleaning up. spoon i was just told i was fired. >> donald trump closed the border, wyden and joe biden did that? >> he did not care how it was affecting as. >> he did not want to but i'm glad donald trump is. >> johnny: donald trump has been busy signing executive orders, why wasn't joe biden

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