>> that's the opposite of comedy. comedy we have an obligation to give you joy and laughter. that was anger. remember when jimmy kimmel cried after trump won? you are doing the opposite of our job. imagine you went to an adult gentlemen's club and every time a new song came on the girl put on more clothes. these guys are reverse trippers, doing the opposite of their profession. you should never be angry as a comedian. >> kayleigh: an adult gentlemen's club? there are kids watching. >> i tried to set it out. i did not name a place. i was talking about friendly's where i get my ice cream. i don't know where your head was. i don't know what they are doing on outnumbered but fox news saturday night as a family affair. >> kayleigh: you dirty man. thank you. grab your tickets for jimmy's everybody call down to her on march 29th, don't miss it. tune in tomorrow night for laura's special. jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to watters world.

tonight... all this administration is asking is for federal workers who live off of the american taxpayers time to send five bullet points, that is all we are asking for. >> jesse: only five bullet points and to the bureaucrats are already out of ammo. tulsi gabbard joins "primetime". i will be going to the hospital soon. >> we can't let them to port the millions of families across this country. if you look at the food that's on your table, think about who picked it. >> jesse: crops or criminals? democrats make their choice. kristi noem is here. i've never seen a party as lost. i don't feel they represent me. i don't know what they stand for. i would call myself an independent. i've been a lifelong democrat. >> jesse: democrats transition to independence. these people are just idiots. >> jesse: plus... >> if you could speak directly to elon musk, what would you say quake. >> [bleep] off.

♪ ♪ >> jesse: one last warning from elon musk "the standard for passing the test was to type some words and press send. out yet so many failed. subject to the discretion of the president, they will be given another chance. failure to respond a second time will result in termination. bureaucrats in washington are getting a second chance. if you haven't told d.o.g.e. what you did last week, you have until tonight. >> someone go somewhat voluntary but if you don't answer i guess you get fired. what it is is do people exist? we have this massive government with millions of people and nobody knows who's working for the government and who's not. so what they are doing is they are sending out a letter to everybody saying what were the things you did last week. i guess they ask for five. if people are working it's easy. i could tell you five things i

did last week, six weeks ago. >> jesse: 1 million workers sent in their bullet points. that's about half the federal government. so 1 million employees blue off elon musk. it's been 72 hours for something that takes 5 minutes. >> i could name five things, five bullets, in about 5 minutes of me coming into the office every day. if you struggle to do that for a week, there's no excuse for that. you can have an extra day to answer but you better be able to answer. >> jesse: i gave the "primetime" staff 18 hours for their five bullets and they all met the deadline. here are some of my staff's accomplishments. on jam to the printer after johnny clog to printing head shots. transcribed three hours of monica lewinsky's podcast. watched four hours of iraqi "sesame street". got yelled at on the phone by james carville. booked america's heartthrob, stephen miller. called 12 farmers who killed their chickens because biden told them to.

skipped lunch five days in a row producing the monolog. it's demanding work at "primetime" so after careful review, no one is getting fired although johnny's five bullets were troubling and i will share those in the window. people are taking the bullet points seriously. the commissioner of the fcc's that i will show you what i did last week, watch. >> made it to the top with the crew. they are swapping out the lighting system up here. wonderful day. america's toughest -- crews get the toughest jobs done. >> jesse: maybe you did not climb a power line or ice some illegals but you have to send your boss something. if you don't respond, it means you did nothing. or as trump says, maybe you don't exist. here's what one former federal workers says is an average day in the office. >> 80% of the work in government is done by 20% of the people. our government is filled with

the most incompetent and most lazy people and an occasional hard worker. those hard workers are severely punished every time they outworked their colleagues. i use the word work very loo loosely. one employee spend his time remote working running his own farm. one employee would come into the office,'s start time would be 6:30 and he knew nobody would be there. when i came in at 7:30, he was snoring at his desk. every single morning. another employee would take the government truck on an almost daily basis so that he could go out to lunch and then go and take a nap in his favorite park under a shady tree. in the government truck. >> jesse: and those people, they showed up at the office. last week at the small business administration, 80% of the workers were still working from

home. over the weekend, that flipped. >> on friday it was like there were tumbleweeds blowing through the office, there were still tags left on desk chairs and it was my first full day at the agency and i was so excited to be able to meet people and to not find anyone there was disappointing. to have 80% of the people back yesterday was amazing, to be able to shake hands. what's happening as americans are seeing that they have been paying for empty office buildings for do-nothing bureaucrats. that ends now. >> jesse: all they had to do was ask the bureaucrats to come back. it was so easy even biden could do it. but he didn't. biden actually fired people who wanted to come into the office, the ones who would not get vaccinated. for four years joe never tried to save the taxpayers money. the ceo of jpmorgan says it's common sense. >> inefficient, not very competent and it needs a lot of work. it's not just waste and fraud,

it's outcomes. why are we spending money on these things? are we getting what we deserve? what should we change? i think doing that needs to be done. whenever you go into any big institution or government, bureaucrats pushback. they will hear every little thing so you have to be strong if you are going to do it. it's not about the deficit but building the right policy, procedures on the government we deserve. >> jesse: d.o.g.e. has already saved you $65 billion. big balls just found $35 million for social and behavior change in uganda. we can't change our behavior in america. look at the airports. you think you are going to change behavior in uganda? we are giving the europeans $70 million for digital transformation. the europeans are rich because they don't pay for their military, they rely on hours. we should not be giving foreign aid to europe at all. we give them enough. our software is from the 60s.

we are the ones who need a digital transformation. this is not even real foreign aid, this is just money for grifters. it all winds up in the hands of rent seeking consultants. just look at the va. >> you have to see this. we were taking millions of contracts -- and dollars in contracts to create things like power point slides in meeting minutes. if you don't know how to run a power point slide, learn, there's a tutorial on your computer. we aren't paying millions of dollars for consultants to do this for us. >> jesse: last year the biden administration gave $7 million to a nonprofit called ocean conservancy, who works with ocean conservancy? consultant sandra white house, wife of democrat senator sheldon whitehouse. senator white house just happen to vote for the bill that gave his wife the money. and they've made a lot of money working with ocean conservancy. 2.7 million. this is a nonprofit.

she's profited. so has the senator since page share a bank account. sheldon whitehouse basically took your money and gave it to himself. what does the nonprofit do? they pick up trash on the beach. and they advocate for ocean justice. $7 million for that. a watchdog group is calling for an ethics investigation into not so young sheldon and his oceanic wife. what do you think sheldon thinks of d.o.g.e.? >> i would analogize this to a smash-and-grab robbery. speed is to your advantage when you are the smash-and-grab robbery. doing as much destruction as you can quickly is to your advantage when you are the smash-and-grab robbery. >> jesse: thanks elon musk is stealing from him and his wife because they got caught lining their pockets. it's that backwards. but when your business was smash and grab during the riots, the

senator did not say jack. everyone defending the pork looks guilty. >> if you could speak directly to elon musk what would you say? >> [ bleep ] off. >> jesse: jasmine crockett not to be confused with davie is angry the train is running out of gravy. to them finding fraud is like firing shots at fort sumter. >> you understand the scale of a threat and you have ideas about how to interrupt what feels like something that we have not experienced since the civil war in terms of the threat to our republic. >> certainly the case that we understand the scale of the threat. our communities have been under siege as you point out since before the civil war. i'm a direct descendant of those very communities, so we understand the struggle, the history. >> jesse: maybe this is like the civil war, because john stewart last night got wounded. >> it would be embarrassing if it was a small drop in the bucket. if the american people did not expect that we should negotiate for all their [bleep] drugs

because we've already paid for it with our subsidies! come on! [cheering and applause] >> i will be going to the hospital soon. [laughs] >> jesse: now the democrats are getting caught staging protests. last week the media latched onto a few town hall protests in republican districts. run-of-the-mill republican voters allegedly yelling at congressman about d.o.g.e. but according to the free beacon, these weren't run-of-the-mill republicans, they were democrat activists organized by soros funded groups. they were astroturf to create fake blowback against big balls. the majority of the country loves them some d.o.g.e. >> nearly every one of president trump's policy initiatives are receiving strong majority support. i have noted that in every briefing since inauguration day. 76% of americans support the d.o.g.e. lead efforts of a full-scale investigation to find

and eliminate fraud and waste in government expenditures. again, this is from a harvard harris poll, a legitimate pollsters. >> jesse: maybe democrats should take some advice from the red and cajun. with no clear leader to voice our opposition and no control in any branch of government, it's time for democrats to embark on the most daring political maneuver in the history of our party, rollover and play dead. former house speaker is here now. what did you accomplish last week? >> last week very big because my whole house had to get fixed. i actually did a speech in my favorite part of doing it, we had done one before the election and i told the entire crowd that i was right and he was wrong. i predicted. >> jesse: and he got paid well into six figures for the speech so congratulations. >> nothing of your level. i even know the name of my show. [laughs] >> jesse: i had watters world only a few years ago, but --

>> everybody has a biden moment. >> jesse: we did not d.o.g.e. watters world. the advice they are giving democrats, play dead, is that smart? >> they want them to do something. they are making all the wrong arguments. what america has to do, and wake up to this, the whole reason why elon musk sent these people and email, when we took the majority and had the house, we past a bill that ended covid and then passed a bill that people had to come back to work. the democrats in the senate fought it. president biden fought it. you know why? all these people weren't working. what elon musk is doing, when we send you an email, you haven't even opened it. i wish we had not told the press about this. just send them an email and say hey, what have you got going? when you go onto your app don't you get second authentication, they have to send you a text or a password to get in? these people don't even respond to an email. they aren't at work. they are supposed to be working from home, they aren't opening their emails. do we need them?

because this is taxpayer money. this is hardworking taxpayer money. what's wrong with having accountability? that should have been the test. did you open the email? >> jesse: so you are saying that if you give a federal employee three days and he doesn't open an email from his boss in three days, he's not working, maybe he's in mexico? >> somebody could be out sick, somebody could be on vacation, i get that. but if you -- elon can check now for the last three months that you haven't opened your email. think about if you are working at the department of defense. you should be paying attention. i will bet you -- what if you are working on the border or doing something else? you are not responding to a constituent. what about all of this, people need something in the va, the irs. if you aren't answering or showing up at work, out the constituents get the work done? >> jesse: our people double-dipping? are they working at arby's and also working for the va? >> i don't know that they are

double-dipping because i think they get a good paycheck from the federal government. >> jesse: what if they are remote working from another job and remote working for the federal government? you could be making 250 grand staying at home. >> i don't think that's going everywhere put i'm shocked enough, who do we have at 200 years old or older than america that's getting social security? and why didn't the director from before know that? it's either our technology is so old that that is showing up or that's literally happening. i don't understand where the outcry, why both sides would not just -- why isn't this fixed tomorrow? >> jesse: if you have one thing to say to jasmine crockett, what would it be? >> the last woman who said that to elon was a state rep in california and you know what happened? he moved his company to texas. think about that. and think about how much taxes california just lost.

i think they should celebrate elon and anybody else who wants to go and volunteer to make the government more accountable, more efficient and more effective. that's not a republican or democrat idea, that's an american belief, that you love your nation just as kennedy said. don't ask where the country can do for you, what can you do for your country. >> jesse: don't play dead, throw elon musk a party. thank you. >> thank you for having me back on watters world. >> jesse: my pleasure. is it saturday night? fbi honeypots. plus, cia sex chats. tulsi gabbard and kristi noem, straight ahead. ♪ ♪ hey we're going big tonight let's go

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: trump almost shed a tear in the oval.

>> this is the gulf of america and if you look at that shoreline, look at that shoreline. from florida. most of it is -- it's called america. vast majority, like, big numbers. so i'm just admiring it as i look at it. [laughs] >> i'm getting teary-eyed but i don't want you to say trump broke down and started crying. [laughs] >> how beautiful is that? look at the shoreline. that's america. >> jesse: then the president gave a present to the press. watch. >> give me all of them. look. see that? trump was right about everything. just came in. somebody said that. this was sent in by a fan. i said i think we should make some of them. we were pretty much, you want one? are you allowed to take one. i know him well.

sort of a stiff. he will take other things but not a free hand. >> jesse: trump gives and he taketh away. 47 just yanked security clearances from law firms that worked with jack smith. >> this is a good one. is everybody listening? deranged jack smith, we are going to call it the deranged jack smith signing or bill. >> may i ask you a question about europe? long-term do you plan to maintain the number of u.s. troops -- >> weight, i just want to savor this one please. who would like this pen? why don't you sent it to jack smith. [laughs] >> he's a deranged person. >> jesse: eric holder's law firm worked with jack smith so that means all palm was man lost his clearance. and if you've got a problem with that, trump doesn't want to hear it. >> what do you say to people who work in the targeting --

individuals who aren't jack smith quake. >> excuse me, i've been targeted for four years. longer than that. you don't tell me about targeting. i was the target of corrupt politicians for four years and then four years after that. so don't talk to me about targeting. >> jesse: intel has been at war with trump for decades. now the president is writing some wrongs. fox news alert. according to "the washington times", kash patel's fbi opening an investigation into james guo me. the times reports that he launched an off the books honeypot operation against candidate donald trump. according to a whistle-blower he sent two female under covers to infiltrate trump's 2016 campaign and told them to act as honeypots, spies to use sex to get what they want. the honeypots ingratiated themselves into the top ranks of the campaign. if true, that means the obama

administration was conducting multiple phony investigations into trump without any evidence. the whistle-blower says fbi employees were told to shut their mouths about the operation and one of the agents was transferred to the cia so she could not testify. this investigation into comey is not about revenge, it's about justice. kash patel will get answers. but intel doesn't like being told what to do. when they saw elon musk with the chainsaw, they started leaking to cnn. if you d.o.g.e., there will be consequences. on the cia's seventh floor, home to top leadership, some officers are also quietly discussing how mass firings and the buyouts already offered to staff risk creating a group of disgruntled former employees who might be motivated to take what they know to a foreign intelligence service. the cia is telling cnn that if their funding gets caught, they are going to sell state secrets to russia.

who the hell hired these benedict arnold's? the cia is supposed to be filled with patriots, not sellouts. the fbi is up to no good too. michael shellenberger is reporting a source inside the fbi says the bureau is destroying evidence. now we know what their accomplishments were last week. dear elon, i wiped the servers. we only wish the nsa shredded their secret sex chats. told you how government chat rooms were being used to brag about fetishes and kinks. a journalist just uncovered more messages. viewer warning. creeps that the nsa were fantasizing about having hermaphrodite babies so they could raise the nonbinary. they were also trashing conservatives like ben shapiro, calling them monsters. and after pat robertson died, cia workers celebrated. "i was always taught never to

say anything about the dead unless it's good. he's dead. good. ." the nsa was also caught badmouthing rfk but they really don't like tulsi gabbard. they say she's fervently anti-queer, a russian agent and in the maga cult. this is the deep state the media says is fake. they've been shrouded in bureaucracy forever and we are shining a light on the infection and cleaning it out. tulsi gabbard is the director of national intelligence. first of all congratulations on your confirmation. >> thank you, it's good to see you again. >> jesse: good to see you too. not so good to see some of these transgender sex chats among the intel officials. what are we going to do about that? >> what we are going to do has already been done. there are over 100 people from across the intelligence community that contributed to and participated in this one is really just an egregious violation of trust.

speaking of basic rules and standards around professionalism. i put out directive today that they will all be terminated in their security clearances will be revoked. but the thing here is we have to take a step back because this is just barely scratching the surface. when you see what these people were saying and thanks to -- for putting it all out online, they were brazen in using an nsa platform intended for professional use to conduct this kind of really, really horrific behavior. they were brazen in doing this because when was the last time anyone was really held accountable? certainly not over the last four years, certainly not over the last ten maybe 20 years. we look at some of the biggest violations of the american people's trust in the intelligence community. so today's action in holding these individuals accountable is just the beginning of what we are seeing across the trump

administration, which is carrying out the mandate the american people gave him. clean house, root out the rot in corruption and weaponization in politicization so we can start to rebuild that trust in these institutions that are charged with an important mission of serving the american people, ensuring our safety, security and freedom. >> jesse: there's going to be a lot of housecleaning because now we are hearing cia agents don't like d.o.g.e. so they will sell state secrets to our enemies. what are we going to do here? >> i am curious about how they think this is a good tactic to keep their job. they are exposing themselves essentially by making this indirect threat, using their propaganda arm through cnn that they've used over and over again to reveal their hand, that their loyalty is not at all to america, it is not to the american people or the constitution, it is to themselves. these are exactly the kinds of people that we need to root out, you get rid of, so that the patriots who do work in this

area, who are committed to our core mission, can actually focus on that. i have to tell you, one of the byproducts of what i saw literally today is because of this immediate action of transparency and accountability i have people within the intelligence community reaching out to me personally and directly saying hey, you need to know about this, you need to look over here. people are stepping forward because they are all on board with the mission to clean house and refocus on our core mission of serving the american people. >> jesse: i love to hear that, that there's a lot of patriots that want to join you in cleaning house. can you explain to me what's going on with this mineral deal that is supposedly about to get inked with zelenskyy to end this war in ukraine? is part of the strategy here -- because after the ukraine war started it drove russia and china closer together. is this peace deal and what we are doing aimed at separating russia from china?

>> president trump, there's a few different things that are happening kind of simultaneously. this mineral deal i think is one thing that stands on it's own. the broader deal that is still being worked on, that president trump has made very clear, remains his top priority, is ending the war between russia and ukraine. those negotiations are still ongoing. president trump wants to end the killing and most importantly he's looking at each of these deals and negotiations that are underway within the context of what is in the best interest of the american people and our taxpayers and for the cause of peace. >> jesse: it sounds like you have a lot on your plate, tulsi gabbard. thank you for joining us. i know you are very busy. we appreciated and good luck. >> happily so, thank you, good to see you. >> jesse: you too. a major announcement from kristi noem about what is next for illegals. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> jesse: trump's extraordinary deportation plans are already making history. but his allies wants more. pitching a proposal that would boot 12 million migrants before the midterms. the initiative would require the government to eject nearly 500,000 illegal aliens per month. to p kate -- keep pace with the trump pace it would require 600% increase in activity. the man behind blackwater has offered the white house's services, arguing that if trump privatize his deportations, these migrants will get moved out immediately. but democrats wine who's going to pick our crops? >> we can't let them to port the millions of families across this country who have been doing the work that keeps our economy going every day. if you look at the food that's on your table, think about who picked it. if you look at your homes, think about who built them. >> jesse: first democrats a

illegals aren't taking american jobs in other are claiming out single job will get done without them. democrats cry about crops and cartels are coming up with ingenious games to smuggle drugs. like us columbian who was caught mewling ten grand of coke under his week. the old cocaine wig. they found out he was trafficking and that he was bald. on the ground, lacked wait -- left-wing activists in la are sabotaging i.c.e. rates. >> we are training the members of a coalition to do these patrols. we've been doing the patrols for years but yesterday we had more than 150 people combing through the streets of los angeles looking for any i.c.e. activity. early in the morning we found two operations. we are in every neighborhood of los angeles. this morning we have combed through dozens of communities looking for i.c.e. activity. >> jesse: they claim they are not breaking the law. >> if they want to talk about legality, the first person who should be detained and arrested is the president. he's the biggest criminal there

is. >> jesse: other groups are dock saying i.c.e. agents, hanging up posters with their photos, names, phone numbers, basically letting the cartels know who to hit. dhs's counter punching. secretary kristi noem has a major announcement. homeland security secretary kristi noem joins me now. all right secretary, what do you guys have in store? >> well we are putting in place and enforcing the alien registration act which is using every single tool that we have at our disposal to do exactly what president trump promised to the american people. the alien registration act says that within 30 days of being in this country illegally, someone must register with the federal government, they will be fingerprinted. they must announce that they are here and if they do so, they can avoid criminal charges and fines and we will help them relocate right back to their home country. what this does is provide them an opportunity to come back. someday. and to be a part of the american

dream. if they don't register, they are breaking the federal law which has always been in place, we are just going to start enforcing it to make sure that these aliens go back home and when they wanted to be an american they can come and visit us again. >> jesse: this act is from 1940, this is roosevelt, signed into law by a democrat president and has been on the books. that's what they are supposed to be doing now, supposed to have registered with the federal government. where are they supposed to be registering? >> we have a website that is live now. you can go there now and these folks that are here in this country illegally consult register. they can avoid the criminal charges, they can avoid the fines and we will help them go home. what that provides for them is a safer environment, it's safer for our communities, it saves us taxpayer dollars and it allows them an opportunity to come back to the country and to be an american and to live the american dream, which is truly what our history is all about.

so yes, this is not a new law, i'm just announcing that i'm going to enforce our law and we are going to use this tool to make sure that we are following our law to provide people an opportunity to go home and come back and be a part of our country's future in the right way. >> jesse: it has to be against the law to doxx and i.c.e. agent, this is where he lives, this is what his wife looks like. that's the information you are giving. how are these people still walking around? this must be able to get prosecuted. >> where we have the opportunity, and it's against the law, we absolutely will be prosecuting these individuals. that is what i think people need to recognize, is that what they are doing is putting these officers lives in jeopardy. they are exposing them to dangerous criminals, to the cartels, gangs, that want and will take their lives in order to perpetuate their drug trafficking, their human trafficking and their illegal activities.

so this is not just risky but it's dangerous, it's criminal and we will go after them and there will be consequences. >> jesse: before we let you go, repeat the name of the website for the illegals to register because i don't think i got it. uscis/alienregistration. they need to go there today because within 30 days of being in the country illegally, they should register. they will be able to be fingerprinted, we will know that they are here and we will help them go home. it's fantastic and it's a tool that will help them become an american the right way. >> jesse: sounds humane to me. secretary, thank you for joining "primetime". >> thank you, jesse, have a great night. >> jesse: remember when biden called half the country trash? well democrats just did it again. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. the house took a major step towards passing the president's agenda. trumps buzzer resolution that calls for tax and spending cuts just passed with a vote of

2017-2015. from republican defected and now the resolution heads to the senate -- one republican defected -- your move. democrats are a bunch of headless chickens. they have no game plan, moiser loader -- leadership. hakeem jeffries sat down with stephen a. smith to calm his nerves but it only made things worse. >> what are you going to do and how are you going to convince us to believe you? you first have to find somebody that is worth believing and i'm not denigrating leader jeffries in any way but when you think about a national voice for the party, who is that person? it's not existent right now. >> jesse: no leadership means no one is on the same page. have the democrats want to go moderate and the other half wants to go run with the squad. "in deep blue oakland, voters want democrats to grow a spine and be ruthless." how much more ruthless can the democrats get? trump was shot, arrested and if he lost the last election he

would be in prison. some democrats have chosen si sides. >> these people are just idiots. i'm at the point where it's become really hard to have an intellectual debate with any of these people because the level of stupidity is frankly embarrassing. not just in congress but as americans. the fact that these people are allowed to say the most ridiculous things tells you that the dumbing of the united states has arrived because how else do we get a trump presidency again? >> jesse: rule number 1 of politics, you don't call the voters stupid. even then jones knows it. >> the left cried wolf. every tweet was the end of the republic, everything he said, it's like we are going to normalize him. that's stupid, he's president of

the united states and you are a newscaster so what are you going to do? everything can't be a five-alarm fire. >> jesse: i can't believe i'm saying this but he's right. "the 5" alarm trump fires, it's turning everybody off. now lifelong democrats are going independent. >> i've never seen a party as lost. i don't feel they represent me. i don't know what they stand for. i would call myself an independent at this point in a bin a lifelong democrat. i've never seen a party more lost at sea. i'm the message guy. i'm not sure what i would tell them to do right now. >> jesse: mark cuban also seems to be transitioning. >> first, i'm not a democrat, i'm an independent. eileen right fiscally, a little left socially. but parties are dead. trump is a great marketer. he's able to market in ways

that, you know, surpass and supersede parties. >> jesse: cuban ditching the democrats because they aren't really good for business. the rest of the democratic party should be taking notes. the best thing for them to do is play it smart, be patient, stop picking fights with everything trump says and does. be like fetterman. >> sometimes people just want more times, they want me to pick up the folding chair. and it's going to get more and more contentious and polarized. i've lost my taste for the kind of pointless, you know, clashing. >> jesse: founder of out,.com clay travis joins us now. the democrats are telling fetterman can you whack some republican over the head with a folding chair, please? >> we need an nc-17 label. i did not know my lead-in would be -- look at that dive, are we allowed to show this? that's a lot of inner thigh.

>> jesse: i did not notice that, you have an eagle lie. >> minute-by-minute and they will be like we can never have clay travis on watters again. we had a complete collapse in the ratings. not me, it's his inner thigh. >> jesse: can you take that down? take the thigh down, there you go. [laughs] >> here's what's wild about all of this, jesse, the democrats are getting blown up because they have run the same playbook since trump came down the elevator in 2015. whatever trump says he's in favor of, they are opposed to, and trump has gotten brilliant. he's picking only things that 80% of americans agree on and he's saying you know what, i'm in favor of this, and democrats keep saying we oppose it. let me give you two examples. would you have ever believed that an entire party would stake it's political fate on whether a

man can win a women's sports championship? that's the democrat party. only two of them in the entire house said no, this is a bridge too far into crazy town. they all say it, right? here's another one. would you have ever believed that democrats would lineup and say hey, we can't cut waste and fraud from the federal government. just those two things by themselves, the party is broken. it's outrageous. stephen a. smith is actually lecturing hakeem jeffries and making more sense and they are not talking about who should be starting on the 76ers, they are talking about what the democrat party should stand for. they are broken, jesse, they are as bad as fetterman's inner thigh. >> jesse: we should a pixelated the thigh. want to apologize to the audience tonight. that will never happen again. clay travis, thank you for the warning. we appreciate it.

>> jesse, thank you. >> jesse: more "primetime" straight ahead. ♪ ♪

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