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♪ >> greg: yeah. [applause] all right. all right. okay. look -- stop! i know. you're just clapping because we have your car keys. so jeff bezos is launching a historic rocket mix in which gayle king will be the astronaut in an all woman mission. they're calling it the real house wives of mars. let's hope their first distress is not houston, we have cramps. the mission will last four hours. the women are expected to take six weeks to get ready. also, there will be a booster rocket following their space

ship carrying all of their luggage. because near chicks. the all-male mission didn't last that long. that's because they didn't stop every 100,000 miles to pee. enough of that joke. move on. two flyers on a southwest airlines flight were thrilled to learn they were the only passengers on the flight. their joy wore off when they realized the plane was empty because it was just used the inflight bathroom. [laughter] yeah, elon musk defended his e-mail demanding federal workers report their accomplishments saying anyone with a heartbeat could complete it. well, there goes one guy. columbian place caught a man smuggling multiple packets of cocaine under his toupee. fox news needs to pay their

hosts better. according to the daily mail, kris jenner once gave daughter kloe advice on how to keep a man. i'm not sure she needs to give advice. she couldn't keep a man a man. love you, kaitlyn. don't ever change. [laughter] according to the "new york post," monica lewinsky claims after the bill clinton scandal, she wasn't able to get a job. probably because bill clinton ruined her interview dress. [laughter] it could have gone in a number of directions. gavin newsome has announced a new podcast titled "this is gavin newsome" because jackass

was already taken. oh, man. according to the daily mail, j.f.k. had a secret gay lover. big deal. so did michelle obama. all right. if one of those don't get me fired, i'm safe. president trump had his first cabinet meeting this week. it was unusual for two reasons. first, he had a cabinet meeting. the only cabinet joe biden met with is the one that stored all of his medications. second, it was televised live. this administration is more transparent than the skin stretched across pelosi's cheek bones. i wonder, does trump love all countries? >> i love all countries frankly. the european union was formed in order to screw the united states. let's be honest. the european union was formed in

order to screw the united states. that's the purpose of it. [laughter] >> greg: yeah, in your face, european union. you guys suck. usa, usa, usa! [chanting]. >> greg: all right. [laughter] and what would he be willing to do to support this european peace keeping effort? >> what would you be willing to do to support this european peace keeping effort? would -- >> again, you're asking me the same question? how many times you have to answer? you're talking about after we make peace? let me make peace first. once we make peace, i'll give you all the answers you wants. how many times can you ask the same question? >> greg: oh, i'm surprised he didn't end it be you dumb son of a bitch. he's a nice guy unlike the old fart.

the obvious question, has this country gotten bloated and fat and disgusting and incompetently run? >> this country has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting and incompetently run. >> greg: yeah, it's like "the view" became a country. the biggest news from the cabinet meeting, the historic mineral deal trump said he will sign with ukraine which could mean $5 billion for the u.s. meanwhile, putin is also offering our country russian and ukrainian minerals. it's funny. trump is reframed a war turning a global foreign conflict into an episode of celebrity apprentice. think about it. it's not shocking. he proposed the same thing to north korea and gaza. he knows if you want peace, spreading business where it's faster than spreading democracy. you turn a country into a committed trade partner, you'll never get in a war with them. the russian-ukraine war has gone hopefully we hope from a war to

a competition to be the business partner for the u.s. as we have seen in the first month of trump, he's treating the government like a business, too. cutting the fat everywhere. 15,000 employees here, 10 to 40% of worker there's. trump is having so much fun with doge, he invited musk to the cabinet meeting. he doesn't work there and willing to go in the office, which freaked out the legacy media. he's not in the cabinet. what is he doing there? i'll answer that question with another question. why was dr. jill running a cabinet meeting? in case she needed to do cpr? so how are the dems handling this? not well. we've been hearing a lot about doge resistance across the country, angry constituents flooding town halls and republicans facing angry voters. the narrative, even red states hate trump. as it turns out, the protests were as fake as a sayonce led by

milli vanilli. another trade from soros and move-on.org. more underhandeds that a girl pitching soft bat. made sense. when they can't convince people too behave the way they want, they hoax them. under biden we learned almost every accusation was a hoax. under trump, we find out that every corruption that the dems denied turned out to be true overtime. biden was incapacitated. covid came from a lab. rachel lavigne also came from a lab. [ laughter and applause ] but this contrast reflects the difference between the party's souls. the soul of the republicans right now is spontaneity.

trump's approach is impossible to fake. you can't lie on the fly. you can't mastermind a cover up when you answer every question quicker than a magic eight ball that just did an eight ball. what do the dems have? overwhelmed by reality, they rely on the same load-bearing phrases. dictator, fascist, authoritarian. it's like a me recorded message from a wind up doll that no child wants to play with anymore. if they don't figure out words soon, this ugly doll will end up in a trash heap at the local dump. the only audience will be see gulls and rats. they won't even buy their [bleep]. let's welcome tonight's guests. she went from rock singers to right wingers.

host of the kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy. we're hoping his ankle monitor doesn't go off during the show. former gop congressman, rich orsetto. he can grill a steak. andrew gruel. she's always outspoken and lefts hearts broken. charly arnolt. kennedy! >> gregory! >> greg: all right. >> that was nice. >> greg: that's a note. yes. so what did you think about trump's first cabinet meeting? >> it was hysterical. it was funny. what i liked about it, i was watching it from the "outnumbered" couch. he was going back and forth with lawrence jones. lawrence is like who is your least favorite cabinet member? he's like when did you become

controversial? when it was over, lawrence, tell him we did a great job. i thought it was great. it was -- he was very disciplined in answering some questions especially about china. oh, well now that you're going to give russia ukraine, are you going to give china taiwan? i'm not going to answer that question. if there's a conflict there, yes, i'll answer. if -- i'm not going to tell you. to your point, he loves sparring with the press. he has answers for everything. he's a lot more disciplined and crankier this time, which you know, there's less bombast but he's trying to get as much of his agenda done as quickly as possible. i wasn't unset about elon being there. he's working to streamline every single department. that means he's working with every cabinet member. >> greg: he's the nerdy guy in every action movie behind the computer. when the spy goes i need to get

in, he goes hold on. the door opens. every freaking movie has that guy. >> greg: he's simon peg in mission impossible. >> thank you for the reference. >> greg: george, if there was a guest made for the show, it's you. [applause] you must be having a blast with this new administration. you kind of like -- you lived your life in spontaneity. you never seemed like you're prepared for the next thing. you're when he did it. >> i wing it. i'm from queens. we're not very prepared in life. wee aspire to make it to manhattan one way or another whether it's through a dangerous subway ride or crossing the bridge and paying a toll. i'm having a great time watching president trump steam roll the liberals and watching elon make rachel maddow happy. when i see that doge is so

efficient and weeding out waste, fraud and abuse outs of msnbc, joy reid, it's very productive for the american people. i'm having a blast watching it. >> greg: i assumed you would. you look like you're having a good time no matter what. >> it's the tism. very not self aware. >> greg: that's good. all right, andrew. so you run businesses. it's interesting when you hear people that don't run businesses criticize congress monday business practices like lay-offs. nobody like -- they go after a lay-off, the democrats go the morale is low. duh. that's what happens. if you run a business, you know that. >> nobody in this conversation knows how to run a business except for trump, elon and that cabinet. what trump is doing right now and the whole team for that matter is that they're being incredibly transparent. that's the polar opposite from the last administration, which

is different. they were remaining so i length so everybody watching didn't understand what was going on. they're laying everything out there every minute, every hour of every day. the american people appreciate that. it makes sense to them now. yeah, of course, if we have all of this dead weight, get rid of it. that pisses the media off. no, no, we only understand that. you can't understand it. no, wait, get rid of the dead weight. >> greg: people talk about the transparency. >> it's the spontaneity on top of it. it makes you feel like joe biden was dial-up internet and now we have high speed fiber access >> what is the internet service that elon is trying to put everywhere? starlink. >> greg: yeah. starlink president. before it was two cans and a string. [applause]

hey, hey, you son of a bitch! you son of a bitch. >> like back in the day when you got kicked off the internet because someone picked up the phone. you're like dammit, mom. was almost logged on. this is great also because trump just introduced trump was rights and everything hat. so far he's been right about everything. he comes with the motto, what if you are feared, you're respected. it's so obvious how terrified all of the democrats and the bureaucrats and the federal workers are of donald trump and elon musk. they came in and asked the most simple of questions. hey, guys. we have an idea. how about we cut wasteful spending. everybody is like no! they're not looking to make real changes. they're looking to remain lazy. >> greg: the outrage is like the outrage when you wants a photo

i.d. for voting. you look back at it now. how absurd was that? people are like no, you can't do that. why? now you realize that every bit of their outrage was completely fabricated. because they don't have anything left. >> it's so rich to watch them defends condoms for gaza or every other insanity of the spending. like the $2 million for gender studies and primates in pakistan. defend that for the american people. >> greg: granted those primates were pretty hot. [laughter] call me, primates. we'll do lunch. up next, girls strip on a space ship? that's not the story. go along with it. we test. and then we test again. now it's time to put us to the test. whatever you do, do it for less at harbor freight. (♪) pronamel clinical enamel strength can help us to keep our enamel for a lifetime.

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>> greg: girls, girls, girls. in space. george, this one interests you. the blue origin rocket company is launching their first all-female space mission this spring. the crew will include katy perry, gayle king and jeff bezos girlfriend, lauren sanchez. it's a good thing they don't have to worry about parking. >> i'm sure mark zuckerberg will going after that rocket. it's so funny. is it a one-way ticket? >> greg: very -- yeah, billionaires have interesting ways to get rid of girlfriends. >> there's a whole lot of space junk on earth. we're adding three more pieces of junk. so it's okay. i'm going to get in trouble to that one. >> greg: you haven't said anything that i've said before. worse. andrew, this is like one of these things like oh, it's an

all-woman thing. haven't we gotten past that? it's all woman. >> that's the first thought. why is it all women? where's the transgender turtles? it's so 1970s. from the science perspective, a wonderful experiment to see how plastic surgery holds up in a gravity-free environment. [applause] >> greg: it's true. every time there are women in space, what footage do you get? look at the hair. you always see the thing with the hair. look at the hair. isn't it funny? that happened with like oh, look at the breasts. >> or like where is the botox just going all over the place. >> greg: yeah. charlie, there's a stereotype that women are meaner to each other. you think these women will be nice to each other on the flight or turn on each other and be like that lord of the flies in space? >> i think when they first go

up, it will be pretend play nice. once the stress starts setting in, you see the true colors come out. yes, you said it could be an episode of the real house wives. this could be a great reality show. they should put cameras in there and live stream it. it would be totally entertaining. >> greg: you know they did a reality show where they told people they went to space and they weren't? that's what they should do to the women. >> greg: >> yeah, just lock them in the room. >> greg: oh, there's a chanel over there. >> neil: jeff bezos is struggling to remain bipartisan because of the changes he made to "the washington post." i was thinking that we could have an alternate crew go up, the ladies of "the view." that would please the left and the right, if you know what i'm saying. >> greg: yes, i see what you mean. kennedy, why do you think he's

doing this? he want to out-elon elon? >> i think it's a kink. he's sending lauren up. every time you see her, her boobs are bigger. like he's at the plastic surgeon's office with the bike pump. instead of air, it's saline. every time you see her, it's whoa. whether she's at the inauguration or in italy having a romantic get away. they're bigger. so to your point, when they're in a low gravity environment like her boobs, they're like -- maybe he will put scaveys in their flight suit. let's get them off quickly. they're in these aluminum foil bikinis. so i'm not saying like this entire relationship with lauren sanchez is playing out his boy hood fantasy, although it seems like it, this is like the jerry on the 12-year-old jeff bezos

fantasy. >> greg: one day a guy says i'll be a zillionare and i have a space ship full of hot broads. >> he will be like watch lauren's hair. the water will be going everywhere. jeff will be like -- it's going to be emission control. >> what is the point of gayle? >> greg: what is the point? oprah wanted her out of the house. >> did you see the picture? six women going on. it's a very diverse group. so there's more to it. he's trying to still appeal to look -- it's all women but look at the diverse background of the women. >> greg: yeah. it's like a different world in another world. that was a call back. remember that show? a different world? >> absolutely. lisa bonet was fired up. >> greg: way to kill the vibe, greg. all right.

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♪ >> greg: is it brave buccaneer, the cartel's worst fear? the video of the day comes from republican senator mike lee who suggested we let pirates fight drug cartels at the border. roll it, alice. >> are we ready for that? private citizens taking on drug cartels? >> congress has the issues of letter of mark. they authorize pirates to carry out acts of piracy outside of the united states bringing the spoils back to the united states to share in the proceeds. >> greg: that was will cain.

so is this nuts or does it make sense? if america mercenaries can fight in ukraine against the russians who is to say we can't handle the bad guys at our border? problem is, i don't know any pirates. i know a few women with scurvy and beards. speaking of beards, you have the pirate look. all that is missing is the peg leg. we can get that handles. you think this is a good idea to send pirates to the border? >> it's a good idea. he said bring them back. nobody last been to a long john silvers or followed dan crenshaw on x. the good thing is, we make the joke all the time like we're a band of pirates. i've seen kitchen workers crush people that come in the restaurant and try to fight people in the back or the trunk guy. kitchen guys take them out. we have the knives. most have earrings. some don't have legs in my kitchen. i'd say not just pirates but

kitchen pirates. >> greg: i heard the kitchen guys are the guys that take care of the business. >> yeah, we lad a guy in the parking lot that wanted to fight a guy because he wouldn't serve him a drink. next thing i know, i'm telling the guy to leave. turns out hector and jose were back there with 12-inch kitchen knives. i'm like -- >> greg: and the next day you lad an interesting special. >> we did. yes. yeah. brazed blue origin. >> greg: so if we designate the cartels foreign terrorist organizations, why not send mercenaries? >> a lot of people have a lot of pent up anger. you always ask, when i used to go to therapy, i left because i didn't find it to be helpful. they were like -- it's like what is my homework? what do you want me to do? give me ways to improve myself. they're like i don't know. go fight the cartels at the

border. get the anger out. it could be a list -- this could go in a different direction, too. you know everybody is willing to do it for the gram these days. everybody wants to go viral. so what if this goes in the direction where content creators are like this is a great opportunity for me to put on my pirate outfit, get ready with many while i fight the cartels at the border. >> greg: it has to be the sexy pirate outfits. >> only fans. >> greg: are we sexy pirate? come on. it's always sexy nurse. you know what i'm talking about, kennedy. >> we're talking about a mormon senator from utah, greg. you're soiling his constitutionalism with this pie writ fetish? i like him.

he's like article once, section ten. george washington is a private tear. 18 minutes to wapner. i love what mike lee is about. he doesn't real like -- they can come back and see the spoils of war. bro, you're telling people to go fight the cartels and bring back fentanyl and cocaine. you're telling people to go be part time drug dealers and bring everything back. uncle sam will be four for me and you're in jail. >> don't they get to keep part of what they seize? that could be a good deal. egg prices are high these days. >> greg: it's congress. it's not too far-fetched. >> greg: could you be a a pirate, george? >> argh. yeah, sure. don't peg leg me, please. >> greg: we'll peg you. >> allegedly!

okay. i walked into that. that's fine. don't worry. >> you backed into that. >> whatever. >> greg: do you think this is a good idea? about trump, every idea is on the table. so he will entertain this. >> the interesting thing is, the executive orreder is almost a spitting image of a bill i introduced. i'm here for it. piracy and all. bring the cocaine back home. whatever. >> greg: are you still entertaining returning to politics? >> absolutely not. >> greg: no? >> no. if you want me to go back to politics, you hate me. i can't do it. it's not fun. >> greg: what are you doing now besides talk shows? >> i'm a professional [bleep] poster. that's all i do. i quit therapy because my therapist wouldn't share with me her problems. i thought it was -- it was a one-way street. i needed a two-way relationship. so i just [bleep] pose professionally and i love doing

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♪ [applause] >> greg: thank you. thank you so much. his state is in the crapper. but he wants to be a yapper. california governor, gavin newsom, that's him on the left, launching -- we get confused. launching a new podcast called "this is gavin newsom." what says a leader of a failed

blue state like california better than starting your own podcast? i bet he thinks he needs to change the conversation. >> we need to change the conversation. that's why i'm launching a new podcast. this is anything but the ordinary politician podcast. i'm going to be talking to people directly that i disagree with. as well as people that i look up to. more important than anything else, i'll be talking with you, the listener. real conversations. there's an onslaught of information that we take in. let's take it to the sources without the typical political mumbo jumbo. we'll be sitting down with the biggest leaders in the maga movement. this is gavin newsom. >> greg: architects? i love architects like mike brey did. imagine running a state with high crime, high taxes and thinking this feels like a good

time to start a podcast. that's the worst thing to come out of california since -- no, i'm wrong. that's still the worst. so charly, doesn't he have other things he should attend to? southern california is still covered under rubble and charred houses. >> i know. i just imagine -- i remember in the aftermath of all the wild fires, there would be actual video of californians running up to him trying to get answers. remember he was like oh, i'll get back to you. like please, can you give me some answers right now? i'm on the phone with someone right now. i want to know if we're going to be okay. people were in desperation mode and probably still reaching out to him constantly around the clock like sir, please, can you help us rebuild our homes? can you please help us with our water management? please help us with the homeless

crisis. how about the open-air drug dens? he's like i have a better idea. i'll give you a podcast. it's like it is the worst time not to mention -- he already has a podcast with marshon lynch called politicking. how many podcasts does a person need when you're doing a horrible job at what your normal responsibilities are. >> greg: if this is a second podcast, he doesn't see his job as a job. his real job, kennedy, is to be out there and sell gavin newsom. i remember when he was mayor of san francisco, he was trying to be governor. now when he's governor, he's trying to be president. he's never doing the job that he's supposed to do. he's always doing the gavin newsom job. >> yeah, the typical shellacked narcissistic politics dressed for the job you want, not the job you already have. i'd love to see him dress in

prison stripes. his behavior -- >> greg: it is slimming. >> truly. his behavior has been criminal. someone doing through insurance hell in palisades, i've seen people love everything. you have people like gavin newsom that wants to be president, that can't even quell the emotional fires that are still very much burning in southern california. then you have the incompetence of karen bass. between the two of these absolute -- people can't get an answer. they have no idea how to clean their property. all of the guidance from the state, the county, the epa, they're all fighting each other. he's not doing anything to play referee. >> greg: what is your place like? i remember you had it cleared out. was it spared? >> it's spared. but every other person at tends of our street, both the streets,

book ending us, all the homes burned. the homes on the street behind us, they burned. we were surrounded by 30-foot flames. lucky enough to have our stuff. my next door neighbors had to board up their house. we had to take everything of value out and put it in a pod because of looters. where is he keeping our neighborhood safe? everyone has had to hire private security and bundle their money together to try to get people to patrol. i wish when had some pirates. he's mia. he's too worried about his optics. you know, his next step. he can step off of a plank and go -- shove his head so far up his ass so i don't have to hear another word out of his mouth again. [applause] >> greg: george, care to offer a response to kennedy? defend this man. >> oh, god no. kennedy was nice.

look, i host "pants on fire". that's why he couldn't get it. it's mine already. that's my gig. the podcast business for a politician being funded by the government and the onus on the taxpayer. california was on fire and under water and this man thinks the best thing he can do with his time now, let's start a pod cast so i can self-promote myself. this is all on his political aspirations. it's a disgrace. i can't believe i'm saying this. you let kamala be governor of california. >> oh, no. >> greg: that's a tough choice. >> it's better -- at least she's cackling an incompetent. he just doesn't do anything. >> greg: it's like choosing between leprosy and gangrene. >> pretty much. >> greg: the reason why he's doing this, too. he realizes democrats, liberals

can't do long form. they rely on the load-bearing single phrases. if you and i get in a debate about homelessness, let's say we're going to talk about trans. you're saying you don't want your kids sharing a locker room with men. i would just say well, that's trans phobic. how do you do a podcast then? if i sea -- it's the end of the conversation. that's why dems can't do long form. they're scared of being called a name. >> that's true. they can only do appetizers. that's it. >> greg: what is -- >> it's an appetizer. newsom would know about this. i'm with kennedy. i've been the recipient of the deep state coming after me when i spoke out about newsom. he came after me hard. almost put me out of all of my businesses. i won't get into that. i used to be 6'8." i actually like this. i want him to do this podcast. the more time he's spending in a podcast studio getting aroused

by his own voice, the less time he has to ruin the state of california. i'd take him away from sacramento. it's good for california. >> greg: fox can do a service and give him a show. >> a 24-hour show. it will be like a telethon. it will be great. california will abound. the reason he's doing this -- we haven't touched on yet -- he's such a narcissist that he sees all of the attention going to maga. it's going to the republicans and the country is voting for it. he's like how do i ride these coat tails? i'm going to platform them so i can be in the center without changing my views. i'll platform them. he needs to be in the center of everything. >> greg: what a puts. crenshaw's problems began when he threatened the tucker man. mucinex instasoothe sore throat medicated drops, uniquely formulated for rapid relief that lasts and lasts. that's my babyyy! try our new sugar-free cough drops. instasoooooothe!

♪ >> five more words. >> greg: crenshaw investigated over tucker threat. all right, charly, the american accountability foundation. a conservative oversight group filed an ethics against congressman dan crenshaw who said he would kill tucker carlson during a hot mic moment. this is a [bleep] moment. how many times have you said you

want to kill somebody? >> too much. >> greg: isn't it childish? >> that they're going after him? the times that i said i want to kill someone, i don't follow it up with "i'm not joking". i let it go at i want to kill them. he was doubling down. >> greg: but it's -- you say things -- you say things like that all the time, andrew. come on. if you had a hot mic on you all the time, you'd be in jail. >> i wouldn't be on this show. >> maybe you'd be on more. [laughter] >> a good point. i'd be sitting in that chair. so i think the thing that people haven't talked about, not that he said it, it's then that he lied about it. he said i never said that. we all heard you say it. the fact that he kept lying about it was weird. that made me wonder he's got a black book in the locker. >> greg: i say a lot of things, george. i don't remember any of it.

ish. honestly, somebody could -- it's like i will deny and play a tape and it's like wow, i said that in holy crap. you say so many things. >> look, let me put it this way, guilty. [laughter] the thing about dan crenshaw, he's arrogant. he means it. he downed down. i'm not kidding. so i was kicked out of congress for saying things. he said something and it's a pretty big deal. like this -- it couldn't have happened to a better person. >> greg: i can see holding these two ideas in your head that maybe he deserves something like this, kennedy. but at the same time, the person leaking it is a little slime ball. it's like leaking hot mic moments bother me maybe because i work in a business that i trust that people wouldn't do that to me. >> you hope. you have to have that sort of faith in people. but you know, tucker invited him on his show, which i think he should do.

i think he should go. they should talk about the issues that they've got and the disagreements that they've got. they're really well-informed. that might be the best platform for this instead of let's find someone to cancel. crenshaw is dead to me. >> greg: they should get together. could become best buddies and be like a cop show. solve political crimes. i'd watch the -- >> i'd watch that. >> greg: i would, too. >> remember real p.d.? best show ever. wanted to give -- >> or they could spoon and work it out the old fashioned way. >> greg: kennedy, where your mind goes. i'll meet you there. >> right to the pegging, greg. >> greg: we'll be right back. ahhhh... with flonase, allergies don't have to be scary spraying flonase daily gives you long-lasting, non-drowsy relief. (psst psst) flonase. all good.

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it is trump sing fight fight fight and it's heavy. >> where did it come from? >> it's a patriot token they are doing and it is an honor of donald trump. this one is for you. and i wanted you to have it. [applause] there is going to be an 18-foot one revealed later this year. so you have a mini of it. >> that fist is perfect for getting around my lower back. i cleaned up that joke, "while this is heavy. >> pure bronze. >> wow. >> look at that. >> if this were a colombo episode, this is what you would start with r. >> or if you are playing clue. >> do you want to take it down to the border and fight the cartels? >> all right, thank you to the gas. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america! >> good evening, it is 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles