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>> yeah. all right. >> all right. >> all right. >> okay. >> stop. look. >> shut up. >> i know. >> you're just clapping because we have your car keys. so jeff bezos is launching a historic rocket mission in which katy perry, gayle king, and lauren sanchez will be the astronauts in an all woman mission. they're calling it the real housewives of mars. let's hope their first distress signal isn't houston. >> we have cramps. >> the mission will last four hours, but the women are expected to take six weeks to get ready. also, there will be a booster rocket following their spaceship, carrying all
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their luggage as her chicks. you know, the all male mission. it didn't last that long, but that's because they didn't stop every 100,000 miles to pee. enough of that joke. shall we move on? okay. two fliers on a southwest airlines flight were thrilled to learn they were the only passengers on the flight. their joy wore off when they realized the plane was empty because someone had just used the in-flight bathroom. ha! yeah. elon musk defended his email demanding federal workers report their accomplishments, saying anyone with a heartbeat could complete it. well, there goes one guy. colombian police caught a man smuggling multiple packets of cocaine under his toupee. well, fox news really needs to start paying our hosts better. according to the daily
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mail, kris jenner once gave her daughter khloe advice on how to keep a man. not sure she's the one to give advice. she couldn't even keep a man a man. love you caitlyn. don't ever change. according to the new york post, monica lewinsky claims that after the bill clinton scandal, she wasn't able to get a job, probably because bill clinton ruined her interview dress. it could have gone in a number of directions. gavin newsom has announced a new podcast imaginatively titled this is gavin newsom, because jackass was already
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taken. oh man. according according to the daily mail, jfk had a secret gay lover. no big deal. so did michelle obama. all right. if one of those doesn't get me fired, i'm safe. president trump had his first cabinet meeting this week, and it was unusual for two reasons. first, he actually had a cabinet meeting. the only cabinet joe biden ever met with was the one that stored all his medications. and second, the whole thing was televised live. this administration is more transparent than the skin stretched across pelosi's cheekbones. i wonder, does trump love all countries? frankly, all different. >> i love all countries, frankly all different. but the european union's been it was formed in order to screw the united states. i mean, look, let's be honest, the european
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union was formed in order to screw the united states. that's the purpose of it. >> yeah. in your face, european union, you guys suck. usa. usa. usa. all right. and what would he be willing to do to support this european peacekeeping effort? >> what would you be. willing to do to. >> support this european. peacekeeping effort? would there be? >> again, you're asking me the same question. how many times do i have to answer? you're talking about after we make peace, let me make peace first. once we make peace, i'll give you all the answers you want. but how many times can you ask the same question? >> oh, i'm. i'm surprised he didn't end it with you. dumb son of a. but he's a nice guy, unlike that old fart. remember him? but they can ask the same question all day forever. especially if it's a stupid one. which raises the obvious
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question has this country gotten bloated and fat and disgusting and incompetently run? >> this country has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting and incompetently run? >> yeah, it's like the view became a country. but the biggest news from the cabinet meeting the historic mineral deal. trump said he'll sign with ukraine, which could mean 5 billion bucks for the us. meanwhile, putin's also offering our country russian and ukrainian minerals. it's pretty funny. trump's literally reframed a war turning a global foreign conflict into an episode of celebrity apprentice. think about it. it's not shocking. you know, he proposed the same thing to north korea in gaza because he knows if you want peace spreading business works faster than spreading democracy. you turn a country into a committed trade partner. you will never get in a war with them. the russia ukraine war has gone.
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hopefully, we hope, from a war to a competition to be the business partner for the us. and as we've seen in this first month of trump, he's treating the government like a business too, cutting the fat everywhere. 15,000 employees here, 10 to 40% of workers there. trump's having so much fun with doge. he even invited musk to the cabinet meeting. hell, he doesn't even work there and he's willing to go into the office, which freaked out the legacy media leftovers. of course, he's not in the cabinet. what's he doing at a cabinet meeting? well, i'll answer that question with another question. why was doctor jill running a cabinet meeting in case she needed to do cpr? so how are the dems handling all this? well, not well. we've been hearing a lot about doge resistance across the country, angry constituents flooding town halls and republicans facing angry voters. the narrative even red states hate trump. but as it turns out, those protests were as fake as a seance led by
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milli vanilli. r.i.p. they were organized by left wing activists, and the protesters weren't republicans. it was just another charade from soros and moveon.org. they're more underhanded than a trans person pitching girls softball. it made sense, at least in my mind. when they can't convince people to behave the way they want, they pay them to. they engineer hoaxes while the trump white house takes them apart. see, under biden, we learned that almost every accusation was a hoax. but under trump, we find out that every corruption that the dems deny turned out to be true. over time, biden was incapacitated. covid came from a lab. rachel levine also came from a lab. but this contrast reflects the difference between the parties souls. the soul of the republicans right now is
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spontaneity. the soul of the democrat party is choreography, creating artificial, strictly manufactured narratives that make honesty impossible. trump's approach is impossible to fake because you can't lie on the fly. you can't mastermind a cover up when you answer every question quicker than a magic eight ball that just did an eight ball. what did the dems have? overwhelmed by reality, they rely on the same load bearing phrases dictator, fascist, authoritarian. it's like a prerecorded message coming from a wind up doll that no child wants to play with anymore. they don't figure out some new words. soon, this ugly doll of a party will end up in a trash heap at the local dump, and their only audience will be seagulls and rats. and they will even buy their. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. >> she went from rock singers to right wingers. host of the
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kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. we're hoping his ankle monitor doesn't go off during the show. former gop congressman george santos. he can grill a steak and make libs quake. chef and restaurateur andrew gruel. she's always outspoken and leaves hearts broken. host outkick the morning. charlie arnold. kennedy. >> gregory. >> that was nice. oh. >> that's a note. yes. so what did you think about trump's first cabinet meeting? >> i thought it was hysterical. it was funny because what i liked about it, i was watching it from the outnumbered couch was he was going back and forth with lawrence jones. yes. and he was like. and lawrence was like, who's your least favorite cabinet member? like, which cabinet is really letting you down? which i thought was a great question. yes. and he's like, oh, when did you become
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controversial? and then when the thing was over, he's like, lawrence, tell him we did a great job, you know? i thought it was great. it was. he was very disciplined in answering some of the questions, especially about china, because it's like, oh, well, now that you're going to give russia, ukraine, are you going to give china taiwan? he's like, i'm not going to answer that question. yeah. he's like, you know, if it comes to the point where there's a conflict there. yes. then i'll answer that. but i'm not going to. if i were going to tell anyone, i'm not going to tell you. so to your point, he loves sparring with the press. he has answers for everything. he's a lot more disciplined and a little bit crankier this time, which, you know, there's less bombast, but you can tell he's really trying to get as much of his agenda done as quickly as possible. and i wasn't upset about ellen being there because he's working to streamline every single department. so that means he's working with every cabinet. >> he's the nerdy guy in every action movie that's behind the computer. and when the spy goes, i need to get in, i need
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to get in. he goes, hold on. and then the door opens. yeah. he's like, every freaking movie has that simon. >> he's simon pegg in mission impossible. >> he's simon pegg in mission impossible. thank you for the reference, george. if there was a guest made for this show, it's you. >> oh, yes. >> yeah. >> and you must be having a blast with this new administration, because you kind of like you lived your life in spontaneity. you never seemed like you were really prepared for the next thing. you just went and did it. >> i mean, i. >> just wing it. i'm from queens. >> i mean, we're not. we're not very. >> prepared in life. >> we aspire. >> to make it to manhattan one way. >> or another, whether it's through a dangerous subway ride or. >> crossing the. >> bridge and paying a toll or congestion. >> but no. >> i'm having a great time watching president trump just steamroll the liberals and. just watching ellen make rachel maddow angry. it makes me happy. >> and then when i see that doge is so efficient. >> that it started weeding out
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waste, fraud and abuse out of msnbc. joy reid. yeah, i think that that's very, very productive for the american people. so i'm absolutely having a blast watching. >> i assumed you would. you always look like you're having a good time no matter what. >> yeah. it's the autism. >> yes. >> it's very, not very not self-aware. >> yes. that's good. that's good. all right andrew. so what do you you know, you run businesses. and it's interesting when you hear people who don't run businesses criticize common business practices like layoffs. nobody like they go like, you know, after a layoff, the democrats go, oh, the morale is really low. well, duh, that's what happens. it's like we if you run a business, you know that. >> yeah. >> and nobody. >> in this conversation. >> knows how. >> to run a. business except for trump, elon and that cabinet. right. and what trump's doing right now, and the whole team, for that matter, is, is that they're being incredibly transparent. and that is the polar opposite of what we saw from the last administration, which was
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obfuscation, right? they were purposefully confusing the issues and remaining silent so that everybody who was watching didn't understand what was going on. they're laying everything out there every minute, every hour of every single day. and the american people appreciate that because it makes sense to them now. so it's like, oh yeah, of course, if we've got all this dead weight, get rid of it. and that pisses the media off because they're like, no, no, no. we only understand that you people can't understand it. and then they're like, no, wait, get rid of the dead weight. >> yeah. it's interesting. it's like people talk about transparency, but it's also the spontaneity on top of it. it's like. and so it feels like it's so fast. it makes you feel like. like joe biden was dial up internet and now we have high speed. well, what's the fiber access? >> the internet service that. >> elon is trying to put. >> everywhere in the world? starlink. >> yeah. starlink. yeah. starlink. president. >> starlink. president. >> yeah. before our presidency was two cans and a string. yeah. >> it was when. >> hey, hey. yeah. you son of !
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you son of a. >> like back in the day when you got kicked off the internet because someone in your house would pick up the phone, you were like, damn it, mom. yes, like i was almost logged on. i think this is just great. also, because trump just introduced his new trump was right about everything. hats. yes. and so far, truly, trump has been right about everything. and i think, you know, it comes kind of with the motto, what if you are feared? you're respected. and it's just so obvious how terrified all of the democrats and the bureaucrats, the federal workers are of donald trump, also of elon musk, because they came in and asked the most simple of questions like, hey guys, we've got an idea. how about we cut wasteful spending? and everyone's like, no. yeah. like it was just it's and it's just very clear that they aren't looking to make real changes. they're just looking to remain coddled and titled and lazy. >> their outrage is exactly like their outrage. when you wanted a photo id for voting.
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like when you look back at it now, how absurd was that? that people were like, no, you can't do that. it's like, why? and now, now you realize that every bit of their outrage was completely fabricated because they don't have anything left. >> but it's so rich to watch them defend condoms for gaza or every other insanity of the spending, like the $2 million for gender studies in primates in pakistan. wow. go ahead, defend that for the american people. >> granted, those those primates were pretty hot. call me primates. we'll do lunch. up next, girls, strip on a spaceship. that's not the story. >> oh. >> sore throat. >> got your tongue? >> mucinex. sore throat. medicated drops uniquely. >> formulated for. >> rapid relief. >> that lasts and lasts. >> that's my baby. >> try our new sugar. >> free. >> cough drop. insta shoot. are
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>> girls, girls, girls in space. george, this won't interest you. take me. the blue origin rocket company is launching its first all female space mission this spring, and the crew will include kathy, katy perry, gayle king and jeff bezos girlfriend, lauren sanchez. it's a good thing they don't have to worry about parking. >> well, i mean, i'm pretty sure mark zuckerberg is going to be tailing that rocket after. >> lauren sanchez. >> but i think it's just so funny. is it a one way ticket? >> oh, very. yeah. you know what? billionaires have interesting ways to get rid of girlfriends. >> well, there is a whole lot of space junk on earth, so we're just adding three more pieces of junk, so it's okay. i'm going to get in trouble for that one. >> you've said nothing that i haven't said before. i mean, worse. andrew, this is like one of these things. like. oh, it's an all woman thing. haven't we
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gotten past the whole. oh, look, it's all women. why not just do, like, a normal whatever? >> that's the first thought that came to my mind is, why is it all women like, where are the transgender turtles? this is like all women. that's so 1970s. number one. number two, i think that from the science perspective, this is going to be a wonderful experiment to see how plastic surgery holds up in a gravity free, gravity free environment. >> it's true because every time there are women in space, what footage do you get? oh, look at the hair. you always see the thing with the hair and everyone's like, oh, look at the hair. isn't it funny? will that happen with, like. ooh, look at the breasts. >> ooh. >> or like the or like, where's the, like botox? just going all over the place. you know. >> wah wah wah. charlie. i, you know, there's a stereotype that women are often meaner to each other. do you think these women are going to be nice to each other on the flight, or are they going to turn on each other? and it will be like that
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lord of the flies in space. >> i think when they first go up, it'll be, you know, everyone pretends plays nice. and then like once the stress starts setting in, like you see their true colors come out. so yes, i think this, you know, you you said it could be like an episode of the real housewives, like, yes, this actually could be a great reality show. they probably should put cameras in the spaceship and live stream because it would be totally entertaining. >> that did you know that they did a reality show where they told people they went to space and they really weren't? that's what they should do to the women is like. >> oh yeah, just lock them in a room. they're like, you're here. yes. and they're. >> like, oh my gosh. >> and there's like, look, there's a chanel over there. oh my god, a chanel store in the moon. >> you know what? also, i had another idea because i know jeff bezos, at this point in time, he's struggling to remain bipartisan because of the changes he made to the washington post. so i was thinking that we could also have an alternate crew go up the ladies of the view with an all female flight crew. oh, that would please both the left and the right if you pick up on what i'm saying. >> yes, i see what you mean.
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kennedy. this is. why do you think he's doing this? is he wants to out. ellen. ellen. >> i really do. i think he's sending lauren up because, you know, it's like every time you see her, her boobies are a little bit bigger. like, he's at the plastic surgeon's office with a bike pump going. but instead of air, it's sailing. they're like. and every time you see her, like, whoa, you know, it's like whether she's at the inauguration or in italy having a romantic getaway. it's just like the jubblies are bigger. so, you know, to your point, when they're when they're in a low gravity environment like her jubblies are going to be like, down. and maybe he's going to put, like, scabies in their flight suits and like, oh, i'm so itchy. let's get these off immediately. and they're all in these like aluminum foil bikinis, just like, wow. so i think, i mean, i'm not saying like, his entire relationship with lauren sanchez is playing out his boyhood fantasy, although it seems like it. but i think this is like the cherry on the 12 year old jeff bezos fantasy. >> everything that an
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adolescent guy wants to do when he says, one day i'll be a zillionaire and i'll have a spaceship full of hot broads. >> yeah. and then he's going to be like, okay, katie, now wash lauren's hair. >> okay? >> and the water's going to be going everywhere, and jeff's going to be like, oh. >> yeah. >> it's going to be emission control. >> what's the point of gayle, though? >> that was funny. >> what is the point of gayle? >> what is the point? >> oprah wanted her out of the house. yeah. >> well, did you see the picture? there's six women going up. did you see the picture? i mean, it was like a very diverse group, so i think there was like more to it. he's trying to, you know, still appeal to look, it's all women, but also look at the diverse backgrounds of all of the women. >> yeah. it's like a different world in another world. oh, that was a callback. remember that show? >> was it called. >> a different world? >> absolutely. that was lisa. >> bonet. >> was fired off of that after season. >> way to kill the vibe, greg. all right, mike lee endorses
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so is this nuts or does it make sense? if america mercenaries can fight in ukraine against the russians who is to say we can't handle the bad guys at our border? problem is, i don't know any pirates. i know a few women with scurvy and beards. speaking of beards, you have the pirate look. all that is missing is the peg leg. we can get that handles. you think this is a good idea to send pirates to the border? >> it's a good idea. he said bring them back. nobody last been to a long john silvers or followed dan crenshaw on x. the good thing is, we make the joke all the time like we're a band of pirates. i've seen kitchen workers crush people that come in the restaurant and try to fight people in the back or the trunk guy. kitchen guys take them out. we have the knives. most have earrings. some don't have legs in my kitchen. i'd say not just pirates but
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kitchen pirates. >> greg: i heard the kitchen guys are the guys that take care of the business. >> yeah, we lad a guy in the parking lot that wanted to fight a guy because he wouldn't serve him a drink. next thing i know, i'm telling the guy to leave. turns out hector and jose were back there with 12-inch kitchen knives. i'm like -- >> greg: and the next day you lad an interesting special. >> we did. yes. yeah. brazed blue origin. >> greg: so if we designate the cartels foreign terrorist organizations, why not send mercenaries? >> a lot of people have a lot of pent up anger. you always ask, when i used to go to therapy, i left because i didn't find it to be helpful. they were like -- it's like what is my homework? what do you want me to do? give me ways to improve myself. they're like i don't know. go fight the cartels at the
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border. get the anger out. it could be a list -- this could go in a different direction, too. you know everybody is willing to do it for the gram these days. everybody wants to go viral. so what if this goes in the direction where content creators are like this is a great opportunity for me to put on my pirate outfit, get ready with many while i fight the cartels at the border. >> greg: it has to be the sexy pirate outfits. >> only fans. >> greg: are we sexy pirate? come on. it's always sexy nurse. you know what i'm talking about, kennedy. >> we're talking about a mormon senator from utah, greg. you're soiling his constitutionalism with this pie writ fetish? i like him.
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he's like article once, section ten. george washington is a private tear. 18 minutes to wapner. i love what mike lee is about. he doesn't real like -- they can come back and see the spoils of war. bro, you're telling people to go fight the cartels and bring back fentanyl and cocaine. you're telling people to go be part time drug dealers and bring everything back. uncle sam will be four for me and you're in jail. >> don't they get to keep part of what they seize? that could be a good deal. egg prices are high these days. >> greg: it's congress. it's not too far-fetched. >> greg: could you be a a pirate, george? >> argh. yeah, sure. don't peg leg me, please. >> greg: we'll peg you. >> allegedly!
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okay. i walked into that. that's fine. don't worry. >> you backed into that. >> whatever. >> greg: do you think this is a good idea? about trump, every idea is on the table. so he will entertain this. >> the interesting thing is, the executive orreder is almost a spitting image of a bill i introduced. i'm here for it. piracy and all. bring the cocaine back home. whatever. >> greg: are you still entertaining returning to politics? >> absolutely not. >> greg: no? >> no. if you want me to go back to politics, you hate me. i can't do it. it's not fun. >> greg: what are you doing now besides talk shows? >> i'm a professional [bleep] poster. that's all i do. i quit therapy because my therapist wouldn't share with me her problems. i thought it was -- it was a one-way street. i needed a two-way relationship. so i just [bleep] pose professionally and i love doing
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it. >> greg: good for you. >> so fun. >> greg: make some money off of it. >> wendy -- wendy has been on a the receiving end. >> greg: "the new york times" disagreed. all right, kids. we'll have to separate you two this is our last chance to help save thousands of holocaust survivors who are suffering in the former soviet union today. the needs that these forgotten jews have are something beyond anything you can imagine. have you eaten this morning? i ate the carrot, so i ate half of it yesterday, and i had it today for breakfast.
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♪ [applause] >> greg: thank you. thank you so much. his state is in the crapper. but he wants to be a yapper. california governor, gavin newsom, that's him on the left, launching -- we get confused. launching a new podcast called "this is gavin newsom." what says a leader of a failed
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blue state like california better than starting your own podcast? i bet he thinks he needs to change the conversation. >> we need to change the conversation. that's why i'm launching a new podcast. this is anything but the ordinary politician podcast. i'm going to be talking to people directly that i disagree with. as well as people that i look up to. more important than anything else, i'll be talking with you, the listener. real conversations. there's an onslaught of information that we take in. let's take it to the sources without the typical political mumbo jumbo. we'll be sitting down with the biggest leaders in the maga movement. this is gavin newsom. >> greg: architects? i love architects like mike brey did. imagine running a state with high crime, high taxes and thinking this feels like a good
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time to start a podcast. that's the worst thing to come out of california since -- no, i'm wrong. that's still the worst. so charly, doesn't he have other things he should attend to? southern california is still covered under rubble and charred houses. >> i know. i just imagine -- i remember in the aftermath of all the wild fires, there would be actual video of californians running up to him trying to get answers. remember he was like oh, i'll get back to you. like please, can you give me some answers right now? i'm on the phone with someone right now. i want to know if we're going to be okay. people were in desperation mode and probably still reaching out to him constantly around the clock like sir, please, can you help us rebuild our homes? can you please help us with our water management? please help us with the homeless
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crisis. how about the open-air drug dens? he's like i have a better idea. i'll give you a podcast. it's like it is the worst time not to mention -- he already has a podcast with marshon lynch called politicking. how many podcasts does a person need when you're doing a horrible job at what your normal responsibilities are. >> greg: if this is a second podcast, he doesn't see his job as a job. his real job, kennedy, is to be out there and sell gavin newsom. i remember when he was mayor of san francisco, he was trying to be governor. now when he's governor, he's trying to be president. he's never doing the job that he's supposed to do. he's always doing the gavin newsom job. >> yeah, the typical shellacked narcissistic politics dressed for the job you want, not the job you already have. i'd love to see him dress in
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prison stripes. his behavior -- >> greg: it is slimming. >> truly. his behavior has been criminal. someone doing through insurance hell in palisades, i've seen people love everything. you have people like gavin newsom that wants to be president, that can't even quell the emotional fires that are still very much burning in southern california. then you have the incompetence of karen bass. between the two of these absolute -- people can't get an answer. they have no idea how to clean their property. all of the guidance from the state, the county, the epa, they're all fighting each other. he's not doing anything to play referee. >> greg: what is your place like? i remember you had it cleared out. was it spared? >> it's spared. but every other person at tends of our street, both the streets,
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book ending us, all the homes burned. the homes on the street behind us, they burned. we were surrounded by 30-foot flames. lucky enough to have our stuff. my next door neighbors had to board up their house. we had to take everything of value out and put it in a pod because of looters. where is he keeping our neighborhood safe? everyone has had to hire private security and bundle their money together to try to get people to patrol. i wish when had some pirates. he's mia. he's too worried about his optics. you know, his next step. he can step off of a plank and go -- shove his head so far up his ass so i don't have to hear another word out of his mouth again. [applause] >> greg: george, care to offer a response to kennedy? defend this man. >> oh, god no. kennedy was nice.
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look, i host "pants on fire". that's why he couldn't get it. it's mine already. that's my gig. the podcast business for a politician being funded by the government and the onus on the taxpayer. california was on fire and under water and this man thinks the best thing he can do with his time now, let's start a pod cast so i can self-promote myself. this is all on his political aspirations. it's a disgrace. i can't believe i'm saying this. you let kamala be governor of california. >> oh, no. >> greg: that's a tough choice. >> it's better -- at least she's cackling an incompetent. he just doesn't do anything. >> greg: it's like choosing between leprosy and gangrene. >> pretty much. >> greg: the reason why he's doing this, too. he realizes democrats, liberals
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can't do long form. they rely on the load-bearing single phrases. if you and i get in a debate about homelessness, let's say we're going to talk about trans. you're saying you don't want your kids sharing a locker room with men. i would just say well, that's trans phobic. how do you do a podcast then? if i sea -- it's the end of the conversation. that's why dems can't do long form. they're scared of being called a name. >> that's true. they can only do appetizers. that's it. >> greg: what is -- >> it's an appetizer. newsom would know about this. i'm with kennedy. i've been the recipient of the deep state coming after me when i spoke out about newsom. he came after me hard. almost put me out of all of my businesses. i won't get into that. i used to be 6'8." i actually like this. i want him to do this podcast. the more time he's spending in a podcast studio getting aroused
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by his own voice, the less time he has to ruin the state of california. i'd take him away from sacramento. it's good for california. >> greg: fox can do a service and give him a show. >> a 24-hour show. it will be like a telethon. it will be great. california will abound. the reason he's doing this -- we haven't touched on yet -- he's such a narcissist that he sees all of the attention going to maga. it's going to the republicans and the country is voting for it. he's like how do i ride these coat tails? i'm going to platform them so i can be in the center without changing my views. i'll platform them. he needs to be in the center of everything. >> greg: what a puts. crenshaw's problem
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♪ >> five more words. >> greg: crenshaw investigated over tucker threat. all right, charly, the american accountability foundation. a conservative oversight group filed an ethics against congressman dan crenshaw who said he would kill tucker carlson during a hot mic moment. this is a [bleep] moment. how many times have you said you
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want to kill somebody? >> too much. >> greg: isn't it childish? >> that they're going after him? the times that i said i want to kill someone, i don't follow it up with "i'm not joking". i let it go at i want to kill them. he was doubling down. >> greg: but it's -- you say things -- you say things like that all the time, andrew. come on. if you had a hot mic on you all the time, you'd be in jail. >> i wouldn't be on this show. >> maybe you'd be on more. [laughter] >> a good point. i'd be sitting in that chair. so i think the thing that people haven't talked about, not that he said it, it's then that he lied about it. he said i never said that. we all heard you say it. the fact that he kept lying about it was weird. that made me wonder he's got a black book in the locker. >> greg: i say a lot of things, george. i don't remember any of it.
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ish. honestly, somebody could -- it's like i will deny and play a tape and it's like wow, i said that in holy crap. you say so many things. >> look, let me put it this way, guilty. [laughter] the thing about dan crenshaw, he's arrogant. he means it. he downed down. i'm not kidding. so i was kicked out of congress for saying things. he said something and it's a pretty big deal. like this -- it couldn't have happened to a better person. >> greg: i can see holding these two ideas in your head that maybe he deserves something like this, kennedy. but at the same time, the person leaking it is a little slime ball. it's like leaking hot mic moments bother me maybe because i work in a business that i trust that people wouldn't do that to me. >> you hope. you have to have that sort of faith in people. but you know, tucker invited him on his show, which i think he should do. i think he should go.
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they should talk about the issues that they've got and the disagreements that they've got. they're really well-informed. that might be the best platform for this instead of let's find someone to cancel. crenshaw is dead to me. >> greg: they should get together. could become best buddies and be like a cop show. solve political crimes. i'd watch the -- >> i'd watch that. >> greg: i would, too. >> remember real p.d.? best show ever. wanted to give -- >> or they could spoon and work it out the old fashioned way. >> greg: kennedy, where your mind goes. i'll meet you there. >> right
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it is trump sing fight fight fight and it's heavy. >> where did it come from? >> it's a patriot token they are doing and it is an honor of donald trump. this one is for you. and i wanted you to have it. [applause] there is going to be an 18-foot one revealed later this year. so you have a mini of it. >> that fist is perfect for getting around my lower back. i cleaned up that joke, "while this is heavy. >> pure bronze. >> wow. >> look at that. >> if this were a colombo episode, this is what you would start with r. >> or if you are playing clue. >> do you want to take it down to the border and fight the cartels? >> all right, thank you to the gas. ♪ >> laura: good evening, everyone. i'm laura ingraham >> laura: good evening, everyone,

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