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>> i'm greg gutfeld along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and when she goes to the movies, she sits in the cup holder. dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ they tried singing, they tried rallies, and now they are trying racism. the latest unhinged democrat media attack on d.o.g.e. has been questioning the citizenship of america's most prominent african american. >> which country is he loyal to? south africa? canada? or the united states? >> i don't want to rely upon the benevolence of an elon musk who grew up in apartheid south africa. >> the back to south africa. he's not a citizen. he came here illegally. >> his american citizenship is his third choice of citizenship. >> a pro apartheid south africa billionaire. >> he was pro apartheid, as i understand it.

an enemy of the united states now getting some flack because i said that he was pro apartheid. i don't really know for sure if he was. >> sued the heck out of her! they can lie and now they want about d.o.g.e., but musk is multiplying. president trump signing a el for all agencies to have a representative to oversee all spending and 47 is once again offering his seal of approval. >> we are having great success in slimming down our government. it's been very successful and some took payouts and buyouts and others to cover things. some people are finding we have a lot of people that don't exist that people thought did. >> greg: jesse, this is not surprising, but amazing. god forbid you say go back to africa. that's bad. >> jesse: say it. >> greg: you shouldn't say it. >> jesse: i would never say it. >> greg: neither would i. >> jesse: they keep moving the goal posts. i need to know what's racist and what is not racist.

i guess the democrats' immigration policy is to deport elon musk and keep ms-13. liberals look like 16 year old girls here. they love musk because of his cars, but now they hate him because of who he hangs out with. jessica, i have a feeling that when we do colonize mars that musk is not planting a south african flag, okay? everybody knows that. questioning elon's loyalty to this country after not questioning the thousands of unvetted chinese, muslims, venezuelans who they let into the country is insane. they have no message. first musk was an anti-semitic gangster, then he was copresident for a long time, then he's racist, and now he has dual loyalties. the democrats used to have this awesome media machine where they could just destroy you with smears and lies. and that is broken. it's not working anymore.

so why don't they just say his policies are bad, it's not good for the american people? or maybe they can join the cause in getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse. it is silly, because this dual loyalty thing is ridiculous since you guys are constantly america last. you're always sending billions of dollars to state sponsors of terror, you are working with the cartels to invade the country. didn't you, the other day, cheer for america to lose to mexico and canada? i believe that was crockett, not to be confused with davy. >> greg: or sonny's partner on "miami vice." or is it sonny crockett? i can't remember, dana. i'm too young for that show. what's interesting is how they didn't feel this way about george soros, who spent billions and billions to undermine american strength. but if you criticize george soros, you're playing into the tropes of anti-semitism. >> dana: not only that, but

remember that ilhan omar caused a multi-week kerfuffle, including -- >> greg: watch your mouth. >> dana: being censured in the house because she suggested that jewish people in america have dual loyalties. even by nancy pelosi, that was a huge deal. now we're doing the same. i think that president trump is blessed with the dumbest opposition. they cannot figure out where to get their footing and part of it, they said their media operation has collapsed. the other thing is elon musk was bullied terribly. he was abused terribly. and he was able to get himself out of that. guess what? this is the other thing that kills me. he could live anywhere in the world, and he chose us. he chose america, and this is where he has his companies, this is where the innovation is coming from, and he single-handedly is going to solve rural broadband. because, for years, going back years, how are we going to connect rural america to the internet?

and the biden administration had all this money pledged for it, spend a bunch. never even dropped a cable. now starlink is going to be able to solve that problem for much less price. trump has terrible opposition. i do feel what jesse said. argue with them on the merits, but if you look at what he's accomplished and overcome in his life, any of them would be proud of that person if his name wasn't elon musk. >> greg: rural broadband. is that like the dixie chicks? [laughter] jessica, i think you might agree with me on this. it's another example of how identity politics, if you filter everything through it, you end up being a tribalist just like the people you condemn. so it's like they just see musk as south african, go back to south africa. >> jessica: i'm not even sure they really do. this would have come up a lot earlier.

i feel like it's a moment of grasping at straws to fill the tv time, and it would be much easier to stick to the merits of the criticism. i think these are exactly the kinds of immigrants we can all agree we want to have here, to come and build companies, et cetera, but you can draw the line at having an unelected billionaire spend $290 million on the election playing a pretty significant role in the government. and you look at what d.o.g.e. has done, a lot of it is smoke and mirrors, he said he's cutting and he's not actually, but thousands of americans have lost their jobs, some of them by mistake that he then has to run and try to give them their jobs back. you can talk about the support he's yanking from veterans, everything from staffing at the va, crisis hotlines, you can talk about people who protect our parks, you can talk about people who run these clinical trials. we are going to be kneecapped in terms of medical innovation. >> greg: wait, you just said it's all smoke and mirrors, and

he's not cutting anything, then you say he's cutting all these jobs? it is so interesting, you didn't really care about all the people who lost their jobs during covid, did you, jessica? >> jessica: i think i did. >> greg: roll the tape of her not caring! [laughter] >> jessica: it doesn't work that well with me, because i do have moments of sanity. the american people understand, whether they agree with the larger premise of getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse, that isn't what's happening here. they know what the 1990s looked like and what happened when we actually worked with congress over the course of -- can you turn -- >> judge jeanine: that just happened. what are you looking at? >> dana: she's watching "the breakfast club." >> jessica: the 1990s how you do it, not what elon musk is doing. >> greg: judge, you hear from so many people who don't know how businesses work, that you have to make big cuts, and this happens in every company. >> judge jeanine: why didn't they say anything about the 400,000 people who lost their jobs when bill clinton was president?

>> jesse: it was the '90s. >> jessica: but they actually went through agency by agency and -- >> judge jeanine: oh, they did it better. i'm sorry, my turn. they did it better back then. here's the thing, you've got a congresswoman, i've never heard of her before, marcy kaptur. this is a woman who is questioning elon musk, a legal immigrant who followed the rules, but she supported 11 million illegals not following the rules, disregarding the laws, and coming into the country so we can educate them, medicate them, house them, and make sure they're happy here. all right? i don't know how this woman belongs in congress. and this whole idea with sunny hostin, "he's from south africa," what is he supposed to do? come out of his mother's womb and say, "ma, i don't like it here, let's leave south africa." it is so stupid. it really is. in the end, you talk about the american people, they absolutely

support what donald trump is doing through elon musk. 70% of them say he's following through on his promise. >> jessica: one poll that everybody is citing. >> greg: but it's a real poll, not astroturf like those town halls. >> jessica: watch the interview with mike johnson and caitlin collins. >> judge jeanine: caitlin collins, now there's a good one. [laughter] did you notice that the liberals are so clueless that you got the protesters and the congresspeople in unison saying the same thing? i mean, they must meet at the end of a block somewhere at somebody's house and say, we all have to say the same thing and george will give us money and we can all protest, and then we will make sure that donald trump never wins again. they are so clueless. >> jessica: he can't win again. it's done now. >> greg: uh, i'm not so sure about that. >> jessica: don't do that. everyone is sure who's read the constitution. [laughter] >> greg: up next, the liberals who cried fascist are back. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: they often say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. and that sums up the democratic party. after kamala ran a whole campaign likening her opponent to hitler getting absolutely steamrolled, defeated liberals are screaming fascist dictatorship under president trump. >> you're not going to like what

i'm saying next. we are in the middle of a totalitarian fascist coup in this country. >> if we are being honest, there should be a breaking news banner on cnn and msnbc all day long. we are in dictatorship right now. >> the things i'm speaking out about now about the threat to our democracy, the prices at the grocery store are going up because democracy is being taken away. >> jesse: and legendary hollywood director james cameron is also coming down with a bad case of tds, and like one of his movies, it looks like he's unable to escape the trumpinator. >> i think it's terrific. i think it's horrifying. and, you know, we could talk about this all day long, but i see a turn away from everything decent. america doesn't stand for anything if it doesn't stand for what it has historically stood for. it becomes a hollow idea. and i think they are hollowing it out as fast as they can for their own benefit. >> jesse: so, jessica, we're doing the dictatorship thing again?

>> jessica: i guess so. >> jesse: how did it work out last time? >> jessica: not great. [laughter] i think that you can -- not to be a broken record from just 5 minutes ago, i think you can talk about the specifics of what's going on without using the kind of terminology that turned off a lot of people. the base desperately wants people to go on offense, and i get that. 65-70% want people in position of power to go harder. i forget the exact term they used in the survey for it. but i think that you can set the stage by just saying donald trump doesn't respect the way the government works. he wants to override congress. congress appropriates the money, donald trump thinks you do what you want. he doesn't respect the judiciary. they threaten judges who make decisions they don't agree with. he doesn't believe in a free press. not only with the ap, but

changing the way the press pool works. >> jesse: he changed the press pool, wow! >> jessica: check out what our own jacqui heinrich -- >> greg: our very own. that's not going to work on us. we think for ourselves. i love jacqui, but i disagree with her. there you go. end of story. >> jessica: it's not the end of the story. it's just the beginning. >> judge jeanine: that's my line! >> jessica: is it in your notes? anyway, i'm done. >> judge jeanine: can i go? article two of the constitution. the president has the obligation to ensure that the laws of the land are followed, and when congress appropriates money, or when money is misappropriated, the president in the executive branch has the authority to look at that. so let's not make like he doesn't have the right to do it. and, by the way, the first amendment -- john roberts just came down and said you better watch it, folks, and the local judge who made one of those decisions to issue a tro just got slapped down. so let's not make this greater than it is. the bottom line is the democrats are going nowhere, and i love it.

they should keep it up, all right? their message is a message of hate. everything is about hate, and pritzker shouldn't be talking about food prices. he should be talking about food in his own situation. when he says the prices at the grocery store are going up because democracy is being taken away, who is he kidding? they couldn't talk about inflation -- take a look at him -- for four years. and now he wants to talk about democracy and taking it away? james cameron is living in new zealand. stay there. he's been there for 20 years. he made his money off americans. if he is so worried about america, why didn't he move here? >> jesse: it's a process complaint. it's about the press pool, this judge, congress. do voters really care that much about process? >> dana: no, they don't, and that's another reason why they're not getting traction and why d.o.g.e. continues to have the kind of reaction it does. aside from the polling, and i agree there's not a ton, but

what we have says americans like it. look at the ratings. why do you think we talk about d.o.g.e. every day? because people want to hear about it. they want to know about it and they are interested in what's going on. the other thing is, when the left uses language like, you're living under a totalitarian regime, i think about other oppressed people around the world. do they get a word? aren't those people they are so concerned about with the foreign aid problem? and that's on the merits. let's talk about that. but when you use language like hitler, totalitarianism, that we are taking away democracy, and that's causing egg prices to go up, you sound so stupid. it's like, why even argue with them? it's not even worth arguing with. it doesn't merit our time except to make fun of them. >> jesse: so we just make fun of jessica now? we don't have to argue with her? oh, pritzker. got it. do you have that picture again? let's put it up. >> greg: he looks like he ate chris christie.

>> jesse: [laughs] so mean! >> greg: you haven't seen chris christie at all. i'm not saying that pritzker is a cannibal, but i'm not not saying it. you know, it's funny, you said we wanted to make fun of it, i think that cnn has created a new media specialty. jennings porn. it is like porn. it lasts 3 minutes and you watch it over and over again. i feel bad for the bookers at cnn. the guests that they feed to the slaughterhouse, to jennings, they look like a model u.n., like a collection of high school debaters who have no idea they're on a tv show. "scott jennings isn't on. you are safe." it's like, when you watch jennings ask whatever his name is -- this goes to your point -- his reason behind his banal assertions, his eyes are as wide

as saucers because nobody asks a follow-up question. jessica is right. you've got to come armed with specifics, because one day someone is going to ask you, why do you think that? james cameron, why do you think it has been terrifying? what makes you feel that way? how is it terrifying? why are you -- it's like, you've got to be beyond these load-bearing phrases of fascism and hitlerism. i swear, you could probably watch the ratings on cnn, they are like this, and when jennings is on, it goes -- >> jesse: oh, man. that's why i don't do podcasts. because i'm terrified of the follow-up question. i would just melt down. you think i've thought about this before? >> greg: by the way, who is that other dude on there? that old guy? jarvis? this guy is a has-been. he was an elevated consultant.

you know who i'm talking about, jessica? do you remember his name? jeff? yeah, he's just been around pretending to be like an expert. it makes you think that cnn is having a very hard time finding people to go on the show opposite jennings. >> jesse: mmm, jennings porn. >> dana: she's going to be like, "let me at 'em!" >> jesse: jennings vs. newsom would be good. would you go on the show? >> greg: do they have snacks in the green room? then i'll be there. >> jesse: up next, our favorite touchy italian is back. some democrats want andrew cuomo to save them. ♪ ♪ for people who feel limited by the unpredictability of generalized myasthenia gravis, season to season, ultomiris is continuous symptom control, with improvement in activities of daily living

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: no message, no leader, no direction.

house democrats are once again torching their party for being an out-of-touch disaster. >> the way that we come across, it really turns people off. we lost an election across the board, so by definition we have fallen out of touch with the majority of americans. >> what is our vision? is our vision just to continue to try to win by default? that to me is the failure of leadership in the democratic party. we are just being tactical, we're hoping that they self-destruct. >> judge jeanine: and you know the leadership void is bad in the democratic party when they're bringing back this pervert. disgraced former new york governor andrew cuomo is being seen as a possible white house candidate by some democrats, and he's also reportedly close to throwing his hat in the ring to become the next mayor of new york city. and it looks like he's got the support of hakeem jeffries. >> i think you would be a candidate that a lot of

people i've heard from are very interested. >> judge jeanine: jesse, how desperate are the democrats to actually think andrew cuomo, a man who was forced out of office because of sexual harassment claims, not to mention the covid problem where ill covid patients were brought into nursing homes where people died, to actually think that he should run for president in 2028? >> jesse: let's be clear, he's not perverted, he's just italian. that was his excuse. >> judge jeanine: speak for yourself! >> jesse: politics is simple. it is really math. i know democrats aren't really good at it, but what they decided to do was take the most irrelevant constituency, trans, less than 1% of the nation, and go all in. or migrants, 0% of the voting population, and go all in. meanwhile, the top issues, the border and inflation, were issues that they caused, then ignored, and offered no plan to fix.

look at right now, they are talking about egg prices. what is their plan to lower egg prices? what is their plan to do anything? greg has talked about it. it is empty slogans. i get it. middle class, diversity. okay, what is your plan, and how is it going to work? because tax and spending hasn't worked on the homeless. it hasn't worked on entitlements, education, health. it has failed. so until you get a candidate -- maybe it is cuomo -- who just comes in with a new idea, a fresh idea, a different idea, then you are just lost. >> judge jeanine: dana, ro khanna has basically admitted that the democratic party, as jesse said, has no real plan beyond hoping that the republicans fail. so if you have got a democrat congressman who sees this as a problem, why should voters even trust the democrat party? >> dana: i think ro khanna is a very interesting person. he comes on "newsroom" a lot.

i follow him. he has passion and he does have ideas, and he's willing to come and talk to everybody. but one thing he doesn't have necessarily is a sense of humor that's going to get people really watching. seth moulton, as well. i know he is fun, but they're afraid to show it. they're afraid to be fun, because they don't want to show personality. now you have gavin newsom with his new podcast, he thinks he's going be the savior of it all, but we know why they're having a talent drought. they basically cannibalized a generation of young leaders to pave the way for joe biden. and i think that they are paying the price for that over and over again. we will talk about it in the next block, too, about the cover-up. but because they decided not to go with the passion of the party with bernie sanders, and to try to do something safe with joe biden, it swung the other way. >> judge jeanine: the democrat

party is falling out of touch with most americans, and even people within the democrat party say they need to be more moderate. part of the problem is they don't allow open debate. there are certain issues that, if you are not in support of those issues, then you are an outcast. what are they going to do to open it up? >> jessica: i think it's not actually about being more moderate, it's about being more passionate. a lot of people have been talking about bernie sanders, whose policy platform is definitely to the left of where the majority of the party is, but he has a passion. he is on tour right now going around the country, pushing back against oligarchy. >> judge jeanine: there was a poll that said something like 48% of the democrats think they should be more moderate. >> jessica: i'm taking that and expanding it more largely to the conversation about what donald trump represented, which was being a fighter, and democrats are looking for someone that's going to be a fighter. so people are more forgiving, i think, of a policy position or something you said that they don't necessarily agree with if you seem like you really

care. especially if you seem like you might backtrack on it and say, i thought that, i have revised based on x, y, and z reasons. so that's what we are looking for. but it is very normal in the wake of a loss to not have a new leader already. it hasn't been that long. after 2012 when mitt romney lost, it took a while, and people didn't even think donald trump was going to be the leader and he ended up winning in 2016. so i'm not nervous about that. what i think is a positive sign for democrats, though, is there seems to a bit of coalescing around a message that is resonating. hakeem jeffries gave a press conference today, he had two signs through one of them, said elon musk is making $8 million a day in government contracts. the average medicaid recipient gets $65 a day. we know in the new spending bill that speaker johnson has put forward, that narrowly passed the house, that -- why are you -- this actually matters. >> jesse: you said it was this great new message and i got bored. [laughter] >> jessica: you got bored the second i opened my mouth. it does matter to say that somebody who is running the

government in a serious capacity and is supposed to be rooting out waste, fraud, and abuse is making $8 million a day, and they want to cut your medicaid. you know how serious the threat is, because josh hawley of all people is saying he will not allow that spending bill to go through the senate. he says 21% of the people who live in his state are on medicaid. >> greg: they're only going after medicaid and medicare for fraud, everybody knows that. that is true. everybody. by the way, i was going to say identity politics is a dead end, but you wish it was a dead end, because at least you could turn around. it's a one-way street. there is no u-turns. that's the problem. you're going straight into the [bleep]. if you think about it, what would the democratic party be like without identity politics? it would be the republican party. because, minus identity politics, suddenly all the issues bubble up. oh, crime, it's about crime. the border is a border, speech is speech. now, imagine i'm a democrat. i'm concerned, and i'm talking

to a democrat leader, and i express my concerns that the streets aren't safe for my kids, and the person says, that sounds like a dog whistle. racism. okay, so i can't talk about that. okay, i don't want my daughter sharing a locker room with men. that sounds to me like you believe that trans women shouldn't have the same rights as you. okay, never mind. my community is being flooded by illegals. our services are being overwhelmed. oh, xenophobia. so these are all the issues that trump and republicans can easily talk about with anybody, but the top issues for democrats, you can't talk about, because of these responses that prevent it. so you guys really have to cut the cord on identity politics. stop calling people racist, transphobic, sexist, xenophobic. lose the oppression versus the oppressive filter, so when

people complain, they'll be honest, and you can be honest with them. a party can't survive if everybody is lying to each other. that's my plaintive cry. >> jessica: i felt it. i was a little disturbed when you said you were a democrat, though. >> greg: i'm giving you the best advice you've ever heard. >> judge jeanine: he is. up next, jake tapper is getting roasted for some serious hypocrisy, trying to rewrite history on his cover-up of biden's mental decline. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> dana: cnn star anchor jake tapper facing controversy after announcing a new book he's coauthoring called "original sin," which claims to expose the cover-up of biden's mental decline. but the sudden change of heart is not sitting well with many people that pointed to tapper's

extensive history of downplaying concerns about biden's mental acuity. >> he is sharp mentally. i think the question is physically. he's 81, and his memory, it doesn't seem great. it's not horrible. >> dana: as an editor and a star anchor -- >> greg: i'm sorry, but the clip with him and lara trump were he accused her of denigrating biden's stutter, when she was talking about his cognitive difficulties, as though everybody somehow had this information that joe biden had a stutter, it's like, how dare you! this all kind of smells, because -- i don't know how jake tapper could have written this book if he didn't believe it, and if he didn't say anything up until this book comes out -- if there is still time, maybe jake should write a mea culpa. maybe he has, inside the book, where he admits not only

did he deny the obvious, which is the big story of our political lifetime, we had a hollow president, but you also denigrated those like lara trump who dared to speak out about it. so you can't ignore their role in the cover-up if you're writing a book about the cover-up. unless you didn't write the book about the cover-up, you just slapped your name on it. i don't know. >> dana: the coauthor was on the reporters earlier on the side, i think there is a problem, and he had very good sources. the white house press operation just tried to destroy them. that was one of the reasons you had your favorite morning joe clip. it was one of his reports that had them saying, how dare you, biden is perfectly fine. >> jesse: if jake had all these sources, why wasn't he reporting what the sources were telling him? 50 sources on november 6th, wrote this 350 page book in three months and got it published? right. this guy did a nice job, they

bring him in, he puts a coauthor name to it, jake has a show, he gets a nice advance, they probably did an 80/20 deal. what kind of integrity do you have to have? that's like me writing a book next year. "actually, you know what? trump was a dictator." [laughter] >> greg: i would read that! great title. >> dana: it's not a terrible idea. you should do it anyway. jessica? >> jessica: i think the controversy over this is what's going to be going on for the next two years. and that democrats and people in the media who are very defensive of joe biden are going to have to deal with it. something i certainly think about, i thought for a very long time that joe biden could do it. i thought he could win the election and that he could serve, and that obviously all came to -- >> dana: did you feel lied to? >> jessica: i think that people were certainly not honest in the inner circle with folks in the media and people who were going to writing big fat checks about

what's going on. alex thompson has very good sources. he was being leaked to by people who were working in the inner circle, and knew that it was going to be a disaster if this carried on. matt iglesias had a post on his substack a month ago where he said, the only one who can win is someone who does a full mea culpa and throws biden under the bus. that's what's going to be happening, but you have to take personal responsibility when you are doing that. >> dana: do you think gavin newsom will do that on his podcast? [laughs] >> judge jeanine: i'm not going to listen to the podcast because i don't care, but i think the title of this book, "original sin," should be the name of jake tapper's autobiography. because he was part of the original sin. he was a part of the ideology that said we have to cover up for joe. make no mistake, we saw it with our own eyes. he was up close, he was right there, he knew people in the white house, he was talking to people in the white house, and i

agree. i think the whole idea that this guy could write a book -- and i've written eight of them -- and turn around and get it out there in three months, you get a publisher, you get it printed, it's done, it's ridiculous. so if he was being honest then, that it was really just a stutter then, he's either selling himself out or he wants to profit by now lying, because he's denying that he was lying before. who's going to buy the book? not the conservatives. they think he's a liar on cnn. and not the left, because they think he's a sellout. so i think the whole thing is, jake tapper is watching his numbers go down, he's on at 4:00, i think the last couple of days his numbers were 600,000, and will cain at 4:00 on fox, it was two and half million. so he sees people on the left going down, he sees his own numbers going down, and i think

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>> jessica: consider it roasted retaliation. justin trudeau might be jumping for joy again after his country's latest way to stick it to the united states after being called the 51st state. canadian cafes are renaming the americano coffee as canadianos. in protest of trump's tariffs. who gets to go first? jesse. >> jesse: it's cute. >> jessica: freedom fries. >> jesse: they're trying to be competitive. they're canadians. we don't even care what they do. [laughter] let them have a little fun. >> greg: it is kind of cute, and a little precious. they're like the girl you teased in third grade that you secretly kind of like. being so funny. they make us brownies, they clean up well. they might even help you move. but it is still canada. >> jesse: it's still canada. >> judge jeanine: okay, so, canada reminds me of sebastian in "the little mermaid." his whole identity has to do with the mermaid.

he follows the mermaid around, and that is what is so much fun. he's connected, and he's got an allegiance with the mermaid. without the mermaid, he's nothing. >> jessica: i like it. we are watching that at home with cleo. it holds up. >> dana: i think a little patriotism is a great thing, especially if -- they are our neighbor. we want them to be proud of themselves. we want them to do better. we expect better of them, so this is not a bad thing. this is prodding them to be more proud of their country, to do more, innovate more, create more. like, we would love that. that would be great for you and for us. the thing is "south park" has made fun of canada for so long that no one is taking this seriously. >> greg: you know what it is? we are homer simpson and they are ned flanders. they are our neighbor. our annoying neighbor. but we love them. >> dana: it's also like bob the builder. >> greg: they should become a state, then they'll finally have a good hockey team. >> jessica: "one more thing" is up next.

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>> greg: "one more thing." judge? >> judge jeanine: this is probably the first time a guy who got his credit card stolen was happy to be a victim. imagine your credit card is stolen. the thieves use your credit card to buy a lottery ticket.

the ticket hits for half a million dollars. if you are the owner of the credit card, what do you do? if you are the thief, what do you do? if you are a prosecutor, what do you do? my conclusion, as a prosecutor would arrest the thieves. but what will probably happen is the owner of the credit card should refuse to testify on behalf of the prosecution and cut a deal with the thieves and split it. >> greg: it's like a "columbo" plot. someone ends up dead and you got to untangle it. maybe it's more like a "kojak" episode. jessica? >> jessica: a sicilian town continuing its annual cheese rolling tradition during the carnival season. the game involves teams of two or three players throwing a wheel of pecorino cheese as far as possible down a designated path using a rope. the team that throws the farthest receives the grand prize, which is just the cheese

itself, which is exciting. >> dana: do they eat it? >> greg: at the end of the road you see governor pritzker with his mouth open, on his knees like this. >> jessica: why do you have to do that? we're having a nice time talking about the cheese. 17th century game still going. >> greg: we love the sicilians and their cheesy whatevers. what a great show. tonight, kennedy, george santos, charly arnolt. that's tonight. let's do this. >> announcer: gus' daily diary. >> greg: guess what he did today? he had a good walk earlier today. there he is. first day without a jacket and he's looking trim. he peed and no poop. he might have scared a husky but he's got a lot of energy from the exercise. dana, you can go next.

>> dana: i will do a little dog thing. the pup bus underway, furry things, they go on the little bus to go to camp. they get this dog park fun to look at that. they're also well-behaved. >> greg: i am against forced puppy busing. >> jesse: that little puppy was me. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: they all look like they are drugged. they are too quiet. >> dana: maybe it was after the park. let's hope. >> jessica: we have so much time. >> greg: jesse will take it up by just babbling. >> jesse: we've got a gator on the golf course. don't worry, florida man was there. that's florida alumni billy herschel. showed no fear. massive reptile, got him off the fairway. not afraid of gators. they are more afraid of you, he said. finish the day five under. not bad, billy. tonight on "jesse watter

primetime," she did not bring her binder. she's not on the show. >> greg: but it looks like you're having her as a guest! >> jesse: it's just a promotional trick. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: but where did she come out of hibernation? >> jesse: she was in harvard square. >> judge jeanine: doing what? >> jesse: she spoke about her experiences with joe biden and said it was a real "cooker pressure." that's what she said. >> dana: the promotional tease is sort of like the epstein files coming out. >> jesse: we also have the epstein files and 8:00. don't miss those. >> judge jeanine: i hear they're not so exciting. >> greg: they never are. everything is redacted. at least that's what my doctor told me. >> jesse: you had george santos on the show. >> judge jeanine: what's he doing? >> greg: just being his old charming self. i'm tired of this banter. aren't you ?esse w tonight. >> the war. not in