at soccer fields and basketball games, football, you name it, he will see us doing some kind of sport and of course i'd love to take my dog for a walk together. if the kids join me, even be better. i'd say wrap it up, have a great date night with my husband eric, perfect weekend for me so not too crazy, pretty basic with those of the things i think we all look forward to. if you have a question from a social media at my view fnc or e-mail us at my view fnc at fox.com. thank you for spending your saturday night here with me and i look forward to seeing you next week right here on my view. ♪

>> i'm jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hop in. ♪ ♪ >> thank you. thank you. [applause] thank you. you guys are fantastic. thank you, it means a lot to me but i'm going to need to see a list of five things this week corey we are letting you all go. they are not messing around at the white house. before we came on the air, and announced tom homan deported his first ukrainian. [laughter] [applause]

volodymyr zelenskyy found out the hard way acting like a spoiled black isn't tolerated in the white house that runs on diet coke instead of the regular one last white house ran on. [laughter] or my fellow comedian in a minute what i meant to say was welcome to fox news saturday night. [cheering and applauding] for real, surreal experience for me because i'm standing here covering major world events on the biggest channel on the planet but right now my son lincoln is at his first high school prom right now. right? thank you. i don't know if you have to clap but you never forget your first unless it was so costly. [laughter] so silly, jimmy. someone said on radio, a chip off the old block so i've got to ask, are you buying your kid beer tonight?

he's a junior in high school. [laughter] i was that age, i was trying to quit drinking. [laughter] i grew up on long island. a rough childhood doing a dry january and middle school. [laughter] lincoln was in a pickle this week, but his prom date would have to work tonight but it turns out she's got a bunch of time off now so -- [laughter] be nice to kirby puckett, he was great on the twins. [laughter] and kidding. it was obviously joy read, fired by and visit msnbc. she's not going to the prom with lincoln and i'm not even sure she straight or lesbian but she is a race baiting loser. [laughter] [laughter] [applause] there's a rumor what her ratings were really low but we didn't realize how desperate things have gotten until she started

trying to look more like trump. [laughter] golf club and truth social account, you know? [laughter] not the only one who got in hot water this week. jake tapper. [laughter] to be clear, not actually a woman but jay tapper looks like every liberal white chick who calls the black chicks. i'm sorry, he does but he got trashed on social media after announcing he's writing a book about media's efforts to cover up cognitive decline in one reason they are trashing him, nobody worked harder to cover up the decline then jake tapper. [laughter] a lot right here. >> obviously suffers from started. >> he's sharp physically, i mean mentally. biden shows signs of slipping in

the article is mostly based on observations of republicans. cognitive decline like you are trying to tell me what i was suggesting -- i think you are marking his starter and diagnosed cognitive decline. >> apparently the book is titled original sin, if i did it by o.j. simpson. [laughter] [applause] >> still can't leave they tried to frame the jews. [laughter] you white devils. [laughter] tapper claimed republicans are trying to convince us biden had dementia but fails to mention there was a democrat trying to convince us biden had dementia and his name was joe biden. [laughter] >> rapidly rising --

[inaudible] >> joe biden is the only person in history who quits talking in the middle of a sentence because he's done. [laughter] the guy sending the team on second down. not okay. the reasonably trust the media is not because republicans try to convince us biden went nuts, merchants like jake tapper tried to convince us he did it. >> start your taper now because i'm about to tell you the truth. as you if you can't handle the truth. this version of biden intellectually, analytically is the best biden ever. not a close second, i've known him for years. >> i do think i speak for everyone watching what i say joe, you lying bag of sleep [bleep]

[applause] >> joe biden was so out of it that one time he tried talking to reporters and they sent in the easter bunny to interrupt this guy. do you remember? watch this. [laughter] >> the craziest thing is biden looks like a man who believes he met a talking bunny. [laughter] he's like jill, you've got to see this! watch the arms. [laughter] i could have been reordering might easter basket this whole time. the only talking bunny's was the playboy manchin but stick with me, donald trump is now your

president and the good news is this guy is still active and the guys he hangs out with shows up in the white house with exercise gear. [laughter] as you know, the president briefly hosted ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy at the white house and that began with trump greeting him at the front door but it did and with secret service helping him out the back. [laughter] >> you didn't have military equipment, this would have been over in two weeks. >> in three days. in two weeks, of course yes. >> a hard thing to do business like this. >> say thank you. >> there are disagreements and let's go litigate the disagreements rather than trying to fight it out in the american media when you are wrong.

>> oh snap. and i'm not a foreign policy expert but i, too, a moderately successful comedian. [laughter] as a comedian, this guy bombed at the white house. [laughter] you know you are set when the guy is going to guarantee security guarantees your were instead. >> mr. president. >> thrown out and i know he's mad about trump wanting the money back we gave to ukraine but if you want us to trust you with our cash, maybe don't show up to the white house address like you dropped off your present/dancers. [laughter] and he's in a tracksuit. we need 100 billing to stop putin and you must give it to us in singles, okay?

[laughter] is just a joke but he wouldn't be the first president who asked to get paid in singles and -- [laughter] there is. bank. bill clinton is back in the news because monica lewinsky told an interviewer that president clinton should have resigned instead of throwing her under the bus. apparently she doesn't like being front of the bus as much as she likes being thrown under the desk. [laughter] but monica said the scandal made it impossible for her to get hired after she left the white house so looking back it turns out leave is better than no job. [laughter] 10:00 on a saturday night, you can do that. [laughter] don't try that on special report. [laughter] this is more like special ed report, let's be honest.

[laughter] but of course if monica does get another gig, there's a chance she gets paid in money that has donald trump's face on it, did you see this? south carolina republican congressman, joe wilson, he put forth a proposal to develop a new to 50-dollar bill in honor of our 47th president. wouldn't you want to split one into hillary's birthday card? [laughter] with all seriousness, this proposal couldn't have come at a better time because trump's approval rating is at an all-time high plus $250 is exact change for a carton of eggs s so -- [laughter] egg prices are so high now border agents caught 90 people this week trying to smuggle raw eggs into the country from mexico. [laughter] if this keeps up, trump will take build a wall to build a walmart. [laughter] the craziest part is authorities

thank the eggs were going to one man's house. [laughter] [laughter] i love you chris christie and i only tell that jokes about you because i am chubby, too. i dress like lizzo's twin brother rizzo. tomorrow is the 97th academy awards which means the oscars old enough to run for congress, that's a big deal. [laughter] they got so political and i agree about that the only thing they been interesting in the last 20 years, stacked chris rock. [laughter] that was a big deal because it was the first time in history was acknowledged black on black crime. [laughter] [applause]

for real, i don't hate hollywood, i feel bad for them because they are too stupid to realize they have a good thing they are running like hollywood actors, nobody wants to hear your political views. you guys are famous because you did the genetic lottery. okay? born so gorgeous that we are willing to pay $20 for a popcorn to watch you recite words written for you by an ugly person. [laughter] just saying. [laughter] i know because i worked in a few of those rooms. you know what i'm saying? whenever asked doctors to pretend they were like us, we watch them because they want. matthew mcconaughey is so good-looking, he gets paid $20 million to talk to himself and car commercials. [laughter] they don't even have a script, they don't have a costar, they just drive around with tight t-shirt rambling things that don't make sense. [laughter] is that right?

[laughter] is like you can put rollerskates on a rattlesnake but if your tv has a headache not going to heat your igloo. [laughter] the women at home like alright alright alright. [laughter] like it's insane how lucky they are. for real, i'm not bashing you if anything, is a concern encouraging you all to lay off politics and stick to doing what you do best which is cocaine. [laughter] that said, if you hate america so much, there's a guy that will take your money in ukraine. it's a wrap back a great show tonight. we will need the panel when we come back. [cheering and applauding]

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>> time to meet the panel but we have some people from high schools of don't use big words. [laughter] say hello to mike baker and kennedy, everybody. [applause] also, a couple of people case you are scoring cheap math after the show. [laughter] >> is like the price of eggs. [laughter] >> he's known you since kindergarten. >> true story but he still in it. [laughter] just getting him. he's 48. [laughter] the one thing is they will be performing together at the pennsylvania casino resort april 19 and it will be epic.

[applause] if you want tickets, head to fox across america.com all on sale now. we are appearing in a casino kennedy wanted to call it the swanson slugs to work. [laughter] >> are you doing a dueling piano think? >> yes, just without the piano and musical talent. [laughter] honestly just slots and slots. [laughter] of course nobody likes loose women more than jfk. how's that for a segway? [laughter] there is. >> back in the news about legendary hill died this week at the age of 93, and all time that a mock last surviving secret service agent with jfk when he

was killed in 1963. president trump's deadline to release files quickly approaching, we figured it was a perfect topic for this panel seeing as kennedy is named kennedy. [laughter] mike baker is a former cia agent so his ex coworkers did it. [laughter] i kid. my question, are we going to find out anything we didn't already know? this is the sequel to the epstein client list? >> still quite a bit -- why didn't they commission in deal with the autopsy report? i never understood. they tried to fill in the blanks and answer questions and we finally got to see 14 the film that looks like gallagher smashing watermelon. [laughter] very disturbing. >> gallagher april 20. [laughter] kennedy and i are 19. >> great it's going to somehow

spark were world revolution like if you ask anyone paying attention, anyone 35, the only kennedy they know of is patrick kennedy. wait a second, the super handsome guy? >> leave my search history out of this. [laughter] i feel we need a safe word for this segment. what you think? >> historic talk to jfk. [laughter] but those the codeword we used for him. [laughter] >> you know what his secret service handle was? it's like a known thing. >> this is real, trump secret service name is, it's public information. >> i don't know the answer,

biden was celtic, bill clinton was equal. kamala was spread eagle. [laughter] [applause] >> my real question. >> i was wondering if you would have one. [laughter] >> okay. is there anything the government doesn't know about the story? are there gaps or do they know what they know and there's just a matter of whether or not it would benefit us to know? >> they've already released 5 million pages of documents so when people talk about leasing kennedy spouse, the party released 98% of them. put on the table. the back situation not talking about sources, but we are talking about people say why are we holding onto this? in part, lee harvey oswald was on the radar of the cia, he

lived in russia. i'm just telling you and then he went down to mexico to the soviet embassy so i think we will find out the cia and fbi were not as proactive as they could have been in the captain on the radar in terms of monitoring, i think this would have been prevented and history changed. i apologize for getting serious on your show. [laughter] >> i grew up with his college classmates mom and he sent me a video. [laughter] horrible. jfk is driver shooting him. >> i'm here to dispel some myths. [laughter] we can dispel that one. >> we do have a right to know, i

don't think we will find out if something nefarious happened like the government is involved, it's not in an e-mail like we are killing him on tuesday. >> they tried to do the same thing to trump. nobody would be surprised. we've been bombarded with conspiracy theories that came true. this is pretty low conspiracy theory. >> there's no smoking on. i can almost guarantee it's not going to satisfy those who believe otherwise. >> it's worth pointing out the public believed from 1963 until 74 was lee harvey oswald but 1974 of fan favorite of yours released a film. don't get too excited. [laughter] to be clear, i know some of you think we don't a great but we

checked in and booked him a submarine trip to the titanic. [laughter] love is in the air. it's a joke, folks. judge merchan jeanine carol heart carjacked me when we come back we will show you the evidence. [laughter] [applause] ♪

welcome back. thousand federal workers looking for jobs, not all of them start only fans like kennedy. [laughter] stop it hey girl. sorry. forgot the plug. we agreed to a plug. [laughter] i was going to recommend driving a taxi as a sidekick because that is how i started. my only prerequisite, if you've seen judge merchan jeanine hailing you, do not stop the car. [laughter] >> you are like a bad third-base coach. >> i want to drive.

>> don't do it. >> i'm getting out of the car. >> you are going to be stuck on the street. i don't know what to tell you. what do i do, fight in the street? [laughter] >> where is drive? >> i feel good already. where is drive? [laughter] >> how do i look? >> you look like a million bu bucks. [laughter] >> here we go. >> the judge has taken over. >> just to let everybody know. >> anybody can have a backseat driver. i wind up with the front seat driver. you can't drive -- [laughter] >> where we going? >> to jail. [laughter]

>> you only killed one bicy bicyclist. >> i can't tell what street i'm on. >> madison and 61st so i would advise -- [laughter] >> i would like to drive the bus. >> i don't know that he will let you. >> it out of my way. >> maybe this block. be nice. be nice. >> i don't want to be nice. this guy is in the way. >> he's going to hate you. here find. you will be okay. you did great other than the fact that i'm going to have to fight this guy at the next li light. [laughter] >> you are not going to air this, right? >> this is so good. [laughter] i think my show is getting

bumped for this. driving with jeanine. [laughter] [applause] >> no it in my garage is talking to me, none of the old drivers. do not take that woman up. apologize to the families, may you rest in peace. just kidding. the great side hussle but what jobs did you have prior to tv but you could recommend as a survival gig that didn't involve judge merchan jeanine? >> now when kids think about side hussle, going to be an influencer. $25 million last year and she so ugly. [laughter] i do think being a driver is great.

especially when you get out of new york and you go to places like ohio, human meat people who are retired and they have a great blueprint because they save money, retired, lowered the overhead and now they are meeting people and probably putting cameras in bathrooms. [laughter] >> i thought you were giving career advice but if you drive uber, you will totally get laid. [laughter] >> to earn money while i was young starting college, i blacktopped parking lot which is a miserable job. then the other one is a radio disc jockey. my favorite one is a radio disc jockey was late night love show and i was the tunnel of love.

[laughter] >> tunnel of love. you drop the soap. [laughter] >> people would call in with their problems and i would sold them. [laughter] which is fantastic and somehow the cia picked me up. [laughter] >> people dumped their love life on you like a taxi. people talk to about deviant things like they will never see you again and then you pick them up like a day later. [laughter] shout out to bret baier. [laughter] i've had telemarketing jobs, you'd be a good telemarketer. >> i worked for an insurance agent and cold called people and asked them what months they bought their home so brenda booth could give them a quote on

their homeowners insurance. [laughter] >> that was your -- >> high school job. i was cornelius. [laughter] >> brenda booth is hot in a way. >> so you've met her. >> it is kind of one of those names. i sold rare coins so rare people who bought them never got them in the mail but i'm not kidding. when i was in 11th grade, loop around got me a job at telemarketing and i went to work there in the first friday i had to pick up my paycheck, the woman was taking a perp walk out of the office in handcuffs and i'm happy to say we are married 23 years. [laughter] sandra smith is too classy for

the show but she's doing it anyway. she's joining the party next.im [applause]e

there it is. national treasure for her work but assuming you live by a bar. [laughter] sandra smith. [laughter] >> such a pleasure to be here. >> everybody likes raymond, everybody likes sandra here. the most likable person. i'm all right but i'm like the family dog. [laughter] i had a guy running rubs my belly in the elevator today. [laughter] you said he wanted me too. [laughter] cia to opp.

[laughter] real question is. you are a track star and old-fashioned, every woman who competed with peter sitting d down. >> still third place overall record of all time. [applause] i go sleep back just to make sure i'm still there. [laughter] i graduated, i got bumped down twice because i was deleting all time, 3000 meters, like the ones forces jump over, i was bumped down, one was a top german competitor programs to launder and that's what matters. [cheering and applauding] >> who moved faster, you on the track or zelenskyy leaving the

white house? [laughter] >> that was remarkable. when we were covering it live, it was like white house officials telling us president trump asked him to leave the white house, i think in other words but something like that. [laughter] in the control room clear like let's get the west wing door of for the potential departure in the when it happens, it was moments later. the visual was he was kicked out of the white house. [laughter] >> like the bouncers threw him out like the side door when hillary came home. [laughter] baby, i'm sorry but you got to go. >> the only thing i could think of when watching, as they were walking out, i tried to put myself in putin's place, putin sitting there staring at the tv

in the millions and what they must be thinking, that is the fascinating part. >> this part about that's just great comedy. you show up to make a deal but ends with the song with curb your enthusiasm playing. [applause] >> i was talking to martha about this, somebody was trying to hand him something maybe put his bones down and he was leaving so fast he had to reach back and grab it on his weight and then came his staff behind him. >> that's tough. j.d. vance, he said you haven't even said thank you which was funny. one thing i will defend him, he addresses a specific way because he's out war, he said it was disrespectful but he addresses because remember the biden administration stole his lug luggage. [laughter]

american people need to know that. she looks pretty. you know what i mean? >> he walked up to the white house friday president trump said thanks for dressing up. [laughter] >> jump is the only guy who moves with a comment on the wardrobe. i bet you get a free bowl of soup, you know what i mean? [laughter] >> he was a top is this week, he is writing the book is it the media was duped by biden's cognitive decline. if one showing signs of going downhill. >> we know where people are being honest, in the moment when

biden was still in the white house and before that moment, i think we knew from of those who were ignoring what we saw it with our own eyes and we need to be sensitive in some cases, we have emma members who go to this but this was the president of the united states and reason to have great concern somebody was visually declining in a public way that was still sitting in the white house and the oval office making very big deci decisions. >> you know he's in bad shape when they are living cocaine in the lockers for him. [laughter] don't go anywhere. watch this. [cheering and applauding]

[applause] welcome back to fox news saturday night after last call. [applause] do not forget to get tickets the

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they told us they served? carter, two grilled cheese sandwiches with a burger in the middle. wardrobe would shoot me. [laughter] you want to know the other reason i selected this? the only photo they submitted trivia night. these people don't look sober enough to answer a single question. [laughter] look at these wonderful people. [applause] congrats because your friends and tell them you're not on tv and then called over. seeing the academy awards tomorrow at the hospital, academy awards edition and what it means as far as closing, 4:00 a.m., by a drink for one of three people. the three people are oscars host conan o'brien, we love you.

arianna roddick from wicked or best actor nominee who played bob dylan in a complete unknown, one clap for him. [laughter] that was a moment later. [laughter] when you flashed, he didn't see it. [laughter] kennedy, lucas to drink? >> you pick three great people because you would assume i like conan, he's funny, a writer on the simpsons, brilliant, to brilliant and a harvard not. timothy, no. he's a guy who wears girls and reported heterosexual. [laughter] arianna grande, she was almost canceled for being a doughnut liquor. [laughter] doughnut liquor knows how to party.

[laughter] >> she is a good time. mike baker, who gets the booster? >> the game because i'm a dude. [laughter] and she's a doughnut liquor. [laughter] >> that sounded like a euph euphemism. >> i assumed it was. [laughter] so absolutely, not even a question live via due to drink? [laughter] >> you so tough, isn't he? in this group? >> arianna grande comes in a close second simply because we get is fusion our house, i'd be a huge hit. >> you would probably take a stealthy. >> i have this weird -- it would be fun, a bank. i have so many memories of his program on my house and he's

funny. the one liability, he went to harvard you might wind up in hamas protests. [laughter] divided drink and laugh like why are we clogging the bridge? [laughter] i can't do this selects a bit of a problem. [laughter] whatever were you upset a lady -- never watching america reports. [laughter] >> that's with his mom. [laughter] >> i didn't watch the movie, i might change my opinion if i did but you will buy it maybe for the girl but for real, arianna grande is the most interesting one but i did hear a rumor she might be pregnant because she was spotted eating for one.

[laughter] i think it was the lady. [laughter] thanks for watching fox news saturday night. [applause] here on the fox news channel monday through friday. [applause] mike baker and kennedy good night from new york city. he can be republican, you can be democrats, just don't be ugly a leap. ♪ need creative?

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