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[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: yes... looks like somebody isn't going home alone tonight. good evening everybody. a connecticut man that ate the parts of another man he murdered was granted supervised release from a mental hospital. while citizens are outraged. msnbc is happy to report they found a replacement for the 7:00 p.m. hour. it is true. rachel maddow slammed her own network for the decision to replace on-air talent. it does look bad that msnbc

fired a black woman and kept on two white women. according to a poll, trump still doesn't score well with female voters aged 18-24. he's seeking advice now from bill bill a check. wisconsin democrat governor tony evers back to redefine a bill that defines mothers as inseminated persons. millions of wisconsin residents are telling him now to go inseminated himself. i didn't know they had a governor. a french company set the record for the world's largest cheese fondue. guess who bought a one-way ticket to france.

a psychologist recommends adults might want to reconsider visiting childhood hobbies. this must be advice for women, because men revisit their hobbies every time their wife leaves the house. >> you are on fire tonight. >> greg: i don't get it. to keep married men from cheating with her, and influencer sprays a glitter on herself because it's hard to get off. in a related story, don't miss this new book, how to remove pesky glitter, by bill clinton. lester holt is stepping down from "nbc nightly news". 's forehead is still available for pickleball. and finally in england, a horse was rescued after falling halfway through a wooden bridge. welcome to my world, said one woman. [ cheers and applause ]

she never goes to england. biden and kamala harris might be gone and trump might be president by common sense is in short supply. case in point the nsa. the national security agency that monitors intelligence for various purposes. they know more of my darkest secrets than the doctors in the emergency room. i fall on so many things. they call me captain clumsy. it's true, if the world is a puppet, the nsa are jack dunham's fist. but what are they doing. they have obtained chat logs from within the nsa with wide-ranging discussions of, polyamory, and castration.

and those are the things accomplished at work. and one nsa employee a male to female trends chatted about his brand-new adjoining saying i found i like being penetrated. i speak for millions of taxpayer americans win i say you. another worker remarked about being just getting his or her zapped by a laser. good luck torturing those spies. they would love it. dr. no becomes dr. yes. there is lots more but it's even worse. it's all happening in the nsa on our dime. they also discussed poly kills meaning having with many people in a network of partners. or what we called how to get vd.

one nsa employee explained why he must be referred to as it. and while that makes people uneasy it's a good thing because we are asking for it. it kind of makes me long for the good old days where nsa dudes were spying on me at turnpike wrist stops. no you think this was done in secret but there nsa bosses new with activists using employee research groups determine their kinks and pathology into official work duties. no one bought her to say anything but, hey, guys how does intellectualizing your desires fix this country. there is an upside with spies like that they can't be blackmailed. what would you blackmailed them with. we have pictures of you in a tub with the ball gag in your mouth. can you post it on instagram.

the only way to shame those people is accused him of being normal. and now that that nsa is closed they're looking to take action. it's a place were the abnormal is being institutionalized in wisconsin. the budget includes the following changes with the language and state law. mother is now inseminated person. so now we get all these linguistic contortions so the tiniest portion of society can compel the rest of us to conform to their biological unreality. if you want to enable mental illness it would be easier to let the kids smoke crack. the governor is a democrat which makes me wonder why does the party keep pretending women don't exist. exist. they denigrate motherhood by claiming anyone can do it.

so as hedonistic outreach spreads. one's whims become superior to ideology. and is it a wonder that liberal women are amiss. the majority of white liberal women have been diagnosed with mental health conditions. 12% of female liberals are satisfied with life. and they think it's unhealthy to know the difference between girls and boys. so what is going on. what you see it in school and elite secretive institutions is a sanctifying of the perverse. and eventually you are going to people in charge to preserve it on the taxpayers' dime. no wonder they hate doge. with them talking about their plastic the giant is not being a waste of tax money. then i am avril lavigne.

let's welcome tonight's guest. he's so rough he wipes with sandpaper. former green bay packers terry shopper. she's seen more fights than a cashier at waffle house -- waffle house. charly arnold's. he's made more people disappear then hillary clinton. illusionist criss angel. and he's not an magician but he can make an audience disappeared. comedian joe mackey so my first question is. did you fly to glendale cemetery and take terry's clothes? >> i am feeling pretty good about that.

>> greg: so what is the new look? >> of war them forever. and here is the thing. thinking of law enforcement. now that you are a dead, does that mean you're two or three day coke benders are over. because i will call you up and you will do the whole thing. terry as a parent and i will roll my eyes and say i wish we had what we used to have the congratulations anyway. >> greg: we will have to dial it back to one day a week. so you were a green beret and this is happening in the nsa on the work systems. basically it's intercompany email. and the thing is they are just weirdos and their whole life is geared towards this. the big problem is as you mentioned it's really

compromising. if you don't think some criminal government got hold of that that they have such a leverage over you. and here is the thing. we've seen this stuff with doge where it's really apparent. we need to start seeing scouts. i want people put in jail for this stuff and we haven't seen it yet. >> greg: i want to tell people at home we don't mean literal scalps. >> i kind of did. and we need to see what those chats are like. and the magnetic pool you have over women you can get them to do anything. >> with great power comes great responsibility. honestly i come to work to avoid my lovers so... but what's interesting to me about this

whole debacle is it isn't top-down it's bottom-up. unintended. this to reinforce ideological conformity. and being ostracized because of it. i think i speak for most people when they talk about their parents. they don't want to think about them having intercourse, let alone be the way they described them. nobody is going to be like, how was your mom feeling is she in the hospital. do you mean receptacle? >> greg: it does remove the mother child relationship and replace it with cold and clinical terminology. >> in the wind the dead made out it's like oh that's just parent.

so criss welcomed to the show i'm happy to have you. as this is pretty crazy. you are in vegas and you've seen everything. these probably bring back memories. and with regards to massachusetts and what's going on there stayaway there for two reasons and two well for me the whole thing about an 11-year-old boy i have an 11-year-old boy. if my kid gets into a fight in school they will call me up and say your son just got into a fight but they won't tell me what's going on with regards to

how he identifies his gender. it doesn't make any since. >> this is a thing going on and either they didn't tell us your kit was changing their gender and the court sided with the school if he cheated on a test it makes no sense at all that's why am going to home school. for most people that's a good idea. >> you don't want me homeschooling anybody. what's funny is he made a great point. a lot of these people doing this stuff don't think about the future they micro out of this stuff they might decide they

want to be normal again and have normal relationships but the stuff is out there. what if your kids read this. [ bleeps ] cree. >> if we are changing terminology all the time there so much literature in novels and textbooks. will they just change it and erase everything and rewrite them. that won't happen. but going into it i just want to say i appreciate and i'm honored to hold it down as the sole inseminated person on the show. >> greg: not really though. >> we hope i guess isn't correct to call me and inseminated person at this point fortunately but does that make you all the inseminated is it's a new movie

and the left likes to deem themselves the feminist the ultra correct all the time the fact they're trying to erase women who it is so disgusting and vile and the difference of languages taken through this whole process. it is gone from woman to people who menstruate to birthing people just feeders now inseminated people so what could possibly be next? >> what would be next? this is where they do a dream sequence. and your point is well taken. they have decided motherhood is not aspirational. like you can add that career do whatever you want. but motherhood is a burden unless you are a dude. then it's amazing. it's magic. we will make a womb appear.

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hey, hey, it's a video of the day and rachel is getting ratio. this comes from rachel maddow who torched her network in the wake of joy reed's ouster. roll it. >> and that joy is in taking a different job in the network leaving all together. that is very hard to take.

i love everything about her. i have learned so much from her and more to learn from her eye don't want to lose her as a colleague at msnbc and personally i think it's a bad mistake to whether there's to let her walk out the door not my call but that's what i think. >> greg: i haven't seen her that sad since super cut raised the price of boys haircuts and she wasn't done honoring her old friend but by doing what joy reed did best making it about race. >> it's also one in irving to see on a network where we have two hosts in prime time and they're losing their shows on the weekend. no matter who replaces them. as it feels defensible and i

don't defend it. shouldn't she has a white lady step aside to make room for a nonwhite replacement and shouldn't she ask jen saki to do the same. instead she spewed up platitudes to what's left of her audience and five people isn't and accusing your boss being racist for firing a black person sends a message to everybody else that hiring a nonwhite person will never end well if you have to fire them in the future. what will that ultimately do you end up hiring more white hosts it's a pregood strategy now they will never let you go especially when they thank you are

mark cuban. [ cheers and applause ] and joe as a prominent. do you think joy reed is untouchable because they tipped that box, so to speak. and i like the way you started that. will many people think i am female that's because they think i am beautiful i bet nobody has ever call you a before. mr. inseminated person and they learned so much because they didn't read the blog and they

had a blog where they wrote some very homophobic things and denied it and claimed she was hacked and maybe i did write it. and there wasn't evidence they were hacked and they said those don't represent me anymore. and i didn't mean it. and its and nbc doesn't want so hold me back i will not be does smirk -- best merged by the undertaker. color has nothing to do for but ratings do if you have 59,000 viewers in the key demographic of 25 and 54. i used to do a tv show called mind freak and guys.

the ratings were 2 million or whatever it was and nowadays i am looking at rachel maddow. 144,000 getting paid $30 million. msn de msnbc need some magic right now they need to pull some thing out of the hat does a 30 million a year and one show a week. and didn't sleep with the dude. and you dressed like you are in the 70s and you thank you are in the 70s. and nothing worse than a mouthy broad.

and and to make them untouchable a big mistake and they seem to think they are not in the business so for them it's not like a debating club where money isn't involved we still get to stay inside jen saki and at that creates me out just the way he said it. it was like he wanted to wear her as a coat. and that you actually scare me. charly did you know nicole wallace is a losing joy reed is like losing a limb. >> i did read that and i was

trying to come up with something clever like losing a limb the only thing i could on surface is that snakes actually evolutionary wise have lost all their limbs and it's not a bad way to describe those working at msnbc. it all kind of makes sense there. i'm waiting for elon musk to say let's add another thing to my portfolio he's all about diversifying. maybe he needs to add another media entity to his portfolio. and then use it as purely a platform to live stream his rocket law watches there's rocket launches. >> and your point when they start revealing that fruity's ngo we are actually funding lebron news media as soon as they hit the skid they are all leaving and getting fired as

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a story and five words. trump approval keeps on climbing. amazing polling numbers show 52% approval rating lasting longer than yours and that was a general yours. and he's doing well among women, hispanics and asians all from racist hitler.

>> it's common sense that so i run my businesses. like you guys i haven't been able to go to college and took the short cut to school but common sense saved me you have to look at the government as a business nobody likes at it like that except for new administration. and with that new administration they've got the railroad losing money and the post office losing money. if i was losing money i can't go to the bank and be like ai want to borrow more money yet they keep doing that with taxpayers. unfair. >> when i was growing up even the short bus was tall. charly 90% of republicans approve of his job and according to the media that wouldn't be the case they are grumbling behind the scenes.

>> especially influencers like harry came trying to be a man and he is like from what i hear trump voters regret things. they don't. i don't think anybody regrets their vote it's the other way. stephen a. smith has been a huge liberal for such a long time and now he's saying hold on. i regret voting for harris because i'm realizing after-the-fact how much we have been lied to by the democratic party. he considers himself centrist but him coming out and saying things like that shows how the tide is shifting. it's not trump voters who were regretting things it's at the harris voters who wish they went into the opposite direction. >> greg: kamala harris regrets voting for kamala harris. terry i think the amazing thing about this it's not just transparent but spontaneous.

for democrats everything has to be organized and completely choreographed the biden presidency. they can't keep up with it. >> everybody sitting here has relatives or friends or family or neighbors. trump broke them. and he broke them in 2016. when obama left office that dude was in my rearview. i don't think about them. if these on tv okay. but i don't think about obama. 's fingerprints or over the previous administration and did damage to the country but i don't spend time. they never got over the first trump thing and now there's a cumulative craziness. because during the biden administration, trump wasn't in the rearview mirror he was in their face. and they were like okay we can't stop thinking about this guy. we can't talk about biden because he's a husk. there were more news stories

about trumps actions during the biden administration. they thought they had it in a can and now 2016 and all that. after joe biden one in 2020. they thought they had a good. they lost it again and you have layers of craziness. they are broken. >> i think everybody in this audience knows somebody who met trump. like everybody... and when you go somewhere and he is there you probably can talk to him. is it fair? >> nodded all. >> is it fair to say trumps astounding popularity it with voters is similar to your popularity with the ladies?

>> a complement and a well-deserved one if i might add. i'm very popular every pull is like a north korean election. 100 height and zero. and i will say this the polls that came home recently showed jumpy and unpopular. it's attempt to manifest something in reality. you look at the same posters wrong about the last three elections. and we don't look at trafalgar or atlas are the people getting it right time after time. and i would tell the coeds about how much of the good lover i was. >> i didn't know that about you. >> greg: you had some great hijinks. >> there was hijinks ensuing. i was quite the scoundrel. >> greg: did you hide behind

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five more words. [ cheers and applause ] what happened to fat pride. charly i go to you for no reason. >> of course. >> greg: a recent article shows that it's basically destroyed the narrative of body positivity. basically celebrities that used to talk about being great to be fat are now on the drug slimming down. so what happened to all the pride in being huge. it just got easier to be a huge. >> then was always in but people are lazy and like well... i

have to move i got to be healthy and work out in whatever. i will jump on the body positivity train and embrace my curves and thickness. now you can be lazy and skinny. so people are like why be body positive and there's things that come with that kind of use and while i want to be skinny i'm not just going to hop on the train because i want to keep some things as they should be. but instead of doing that i just want to stick to the healthier motive. i think i will just get a good old-fashioned eating disorder. >> good for you. and terry wouldn't it be funny they found out it was just

cocaine. and this is what we've been talking about. we used to be a proper country why we walk away from coke. and you used to be able to buy a thompson submachine gun at the hardware store. it was a proper country there. and a cocaine and a machine gun. you can drink coke and get completely ready to go walk into sears on the corner. and you get thompson there. and you can do that. and you are frightening. and you are the queen of body positivity at one point.

>> what's going on. what are those videos with large women. as big as she was and like a hot fat potato. good riddance. and we're still friends a beautiful woman. the whole body positive movement was never reel it was the proud part of that movement. and it doing at the right way of lost 35 pounds over the last few years cutting back. cutting it back on cake and hooking body there's people up to the light detectors. and with bigger lie detectors.

and you seem to be in good shape what is your secret are you a low-carb high-protein kind of guy. and through exercise and i eat once a day. and it stems from parents they can avoid this whole thing from most people if we encourage people to be the best we can be. like three children wanting to encourage them not to be giving a doing some sports. and doing this or that. and it's what they bring to the table. looking at americans, there basically compared to the rest of the world.

and it's unfortunate. >> greg: send your letters to charly for fat shaming you. >> are motivating you. >> greg: i love my portly viewers. >> motivation is temporary discipline is forever. then you can call bush whatever you want. >> greg: greg you were a high school all-star athlete. >> greg: that's true. >> which sport? >> greg: everything i letter did everything including lettering. >> you want all those football matches. >> that's what we call hanging around the team. >> greg: up next datin

[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: tonight on is this evil. women are covering themselves with glitter. hard to remove if it gets all over you. right joe? they do this before going on dates that test if the guy is secretly married. apparently what they do is if a guy is married. he won't go near were you if you have glitter because then they

get glitter on themselves and they have to explain it. is that why you worked in a glitter factory, so you had your bases covered? >> greg, i didn't work in a glitter factory for that. i just enjoy being around glitter. but look. if somebody is going to find those excuses. and i got into a fistfight with dee snider. i unicorn for up on me. honestly i would just dump her because she's always wearing glitter. criss you live in vegas often extorted and water to a guy give me 500 bucks or i will throw glitter on you. apparently that's what happened to me.

and why is the glitter only on your knees. is it a pg show. >> being from they guess, there's a spectacle there. tigers hated that glitter. they had a mouthful. i am not a comedian. i just play one on tv. but they had these clothes, a gentlemen's clubs. i hear there are gentlemen who go there and hang out and they throw glitter on each other. the thing i would say is learned a little magic because you don't want your wife to disappear when she gets home and sees the glitter. >> it's hard to do that though.

>> greg: what do you make of it as a glitter victim. >> we would go to school with the body glitter. with the hair spray glitter. we had glitter all over. and ask my mother it was a nightmare for her. it would get all in the sheets and the carpet. never able to get it away. in the car in the crevices the glitter nightmare is a real thing. trying to repel the married men. they should be scared because you can shower five times. it doesn't come off of you. >> greg: glitter in the crevices. [laughter] tonight on dateline. she was an enterprising young woman who decided to leave home to join the entertainment industry. little did she know, she would run into terry schappert on glitter and the crevices. >> true story.

>> true story. >> we would commonly lead do this in the green berets. so i would just tell my girl that i was on an assault. i was defending america, you are welcome for your freedom. don't judge me for my glitter. >> greg: that is amazing, isn't it. >> you didn't know that did you?

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