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as he lays out his vision for america's future. plus insight. and analysis you won't get anywhere else. bret baer and martha maccallum host special coverage tuesday on. fox news channel. >> all right. a programing note tomorrow night we will be back right here in dc. and after presidents joint presidential address to congress, we will be on right after 11 p.m. eastern. and we've got a great lineup of guests. hope you'll join us. and my interview with the one and only jillian michaels is now, where do you hear about her life story? it's unbelievable. is now available on fox nation. you don't want to miss out on that. that's all the time we have left this evening. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. thank you for making the show possible. and let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. have a great night.
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>> yes. yeah. yeah. >> all right, all right, all right. you can stay. just close. >> your robes. >> over there. good. good evening everyone. happy monday. the academy awards aired last night. kamala harris. >> was expected to attend. >> but she canceled at the last minute when she heard her husband, doug, had already booked a nanny. in her acceptance speech for winning best actress and north star mikey madison thanked the sex worker community. well, who does she think she is? hunter biden? oh, shortly after the oscars, the 3.9 magnitude earthquake rocked la. the tremors were so powerful, oprah's is still moving. why would you laugh at that? that's fat shamers. president trump
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just signed an executive order making english the official language of the united states. who needs a punchline? he then signed another executive order, making pig latin the official language of the view. ball. >> you knew. >> that was coming. >> according to the hill, president trump wants to add a ballroom to the white house. makes sense. the guy before him didn't need room for balls. a pair of jfk's underwear sold at an auction for $9,000, beating the previous record of $4,500 for barack obama's underwear. >> oh. >> sh. >> ooh. >> so dainty. >> they are dainty and they ride up. trust me. ukrainian
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president zelensky was criticized for what he wore to the white house meeting on friday. but in his defense, most suits his size come with a sailor hat and a giant lollipop. tokyo researchers have made a robot hand that combines lab grown muscle with mechanical parts, so it feels like a real hand. that's great news. now i don't have to sit on my hand until it's numb, said one man. >> wow. >> no, i didn't learn about that trick until i was in my 40s. a group of sociologists have found that married men are finally doing more housework. see, there is a benefit to gay marriage. you don't deserve that joke. >> no they don't.
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>> you don't? that was a good joke. and last week, joy behar accused elon musk of being pro-apartheid, but then begged him afterwards not to sue. musk lawyers have yet to comment, because they're still checking to see if it's legal to sue a cow. >> shots fired. >> just a legal question. i don't know why it's so upsetting. i don't make the rules in this country. all right. so friday, zelensky entered the white house in his military fatigues and left with a boot up his. if we would have insulted america any worse, jane fonda would have banged him. talk about. >> thank you. >> you never know what works. but talk about a disaster. that may have been the messiest scene in the oval office since bill clinton used a blue dress
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for target practice. so, in the interest of world peace, let's address zelensky directly. dude, you got to drop the napoleon complex. as a short guy, i'm an expert. i know what it's like to have a parade described to me by a tall 12 year old. but you got to accept that you need us far more than we need you. it's the same thing i told my foster kids. god. and however righteous your cause is. america voted for a guy who doesn't want to embroil this country in another war. where we empty the treasury into an endless graveyard. this isn't 2022, and you're not dealing with an old man who couldn't tell europe from gilligan's island. a lot's changed. first of all, for all the talk of trump being a fascist right now, it's trump and his crew who are the only ones talking peace. because just like the chaos of an open border or the crime caused by defunding the police, wars sure
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look exciting to those who don't have to fight them. just ask tim waltz. but vlad needs to understand what is actually meant by a deal. it means you're not going to get everything you want. you're going to have to bend a little. a lot, actually. because, as trump said, you don't have the cards to play no matter what your democrat buddies are telling you. you're at the kids table and you're still not the tallest one there. see, vlad got tricked by the people who can't save him, i.e. the dems he campaigned with last year and met prior to meeting trump last friday. today, they're about as influential as dylan mulvaney at a men's retreat. and while it's good, and while it's good to see europe has your back, vlad, you're asking them to kick russians out of ukraine when they can't even kick hamas out of london, burn. the dems used vlad to provoke a fight with trump so they could
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poke the bear that is trump. in a way, they're like your loudmouth friend who starts a fight in a bar and then tells you, go ahead, i'll hold your coat. zelensky got played. he got snotty with the one group of people on this planet and in a position who could save his. i mean, imagine being the guy who was about to go to the electric chair, but then you get a call from the governor, and you end up telling him that his wife is fat. yeah, that's vlad. and the people who wrote your script for you, america's hapless dems have been wrong on every issue. all those dopes who say what trump and vance did was awful. were the same people who said biden was sane. meaning if adam kinzinger, jen psaki, morning joe and cnn think friday was the worst, then you know it was the best. even more, not knowing where half the money we sent to ukraine is not a good look, especially when we have a few budget problems of our own. steve lord, you're no longer dealing with an old fart who
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was last seen getting his casket tailored. we got a new president, and he won't get talked down to by a man who's five foot three and dressed like a cat burglar. so, president z, you're stuck where so many trump antagonists are these days in opposition to common sense. this is not america's war. i know that's confusing, because most of our wars aren't. but america voted for the guy who says he'll end this one. and not that cackling hyena who couldn't find ukraine on a map of ukraine. >> thank you, thank you. >> trump sees an endless war. for what? it is a mountain of dead. >> i want one thing to happen. i want all of those young people to stop being killed. they're being killed by the thousands every single week. last week, 2700 were killed,
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2700 young. in this case, just about all young boys are from ukraine and from russia. and that's not young people from the united states, but it's on a human basis. i want to see it stop. the money is one thing, but the death. and they're losing thousands of soldiers a week. >> now, you can't get more sensible than that. which is why all the dems can do right now is question. trump's methods. oh, he's such a bully. he's so mean. it's the same thing said about dodge the border men and women's bathrooms, and about everything that requires the sense and brains of an adult. but look, vlad, we could help pull those minerals out of the ground, partner with solid american businesses so that putin wouldn't dare try it again. after all, putin never attacked ukraine with trump in office. so, buddy, it's time you recognized who your friends really are. it ain't the dems whispering sweet nothings into your ear. it's the guy who
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dressed you down in front of the world. so put on your big boy pants, even if it means shopping at babygap. >> let's welcome gas. >> cheese. >> our favorite. >> ham after glazed and honey baked outkick columnist mary katharine ham. >> third and third. >> his act is a lot like your netflix password. easy to forget. comedian adam hunter. she's part scottish, part romanian and part lenscrafters. oh, so the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. and he's like the jolly green giant. except the jolly and the green part. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa. >> world champion tyrus. >> macat. always a pleasure to see you. i don't see you enough. >> i know. >> it's true. >> it really is true. but i did
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install a carrot more often, so that's good. hey, so basically, isn't this always the case? now trump will do something that essentially everybody agrees with, and then the argument is over. the methods. like he went too far. he's too mean. it's basically that's all that's left on the table is methods. >> well. >> and even if they don't. >> all agree with him. >> many american voters agree with him. i think that's the shift here is zelensky's job to cut a good deal for the ukrainian people. it's also his responsibility to understand the political ground in this country is very different than it was a month ago or 20 years ago, and people want an accounting for what exactly we're going to be doing. yeah, that's what they're asking for. >> yeah, it's our money. >> it does seem reasonable. >> we kind of need that money. i mean, you know, like, i personally need a pool. what do you make of this political situation? you've been following politics for decades. >> yes. >> by decades, i mean weeks. i mean the method. look, maybe
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trump would. >> have been better off asking him to just write down five. >> things he. >> accomplished last week. >> but yeah, you never know. >> but i. >> mean. >> look, he was. >> dressed in all black. >> it was black history month. >> wait a minute. >> yeah. >> go ahead. >> look. and now trump is saying he might withdraw. >> us troops from germany, which is how, you know, elon musk is not in. >> charge because he doesn't pull out of anything. >> i could see that joke coming like a frisbee in the desert the moment you said withdraw, i go. it's either going to be about hunter biden or elon musk. >> you could see it coming like elon musk. but so here's the deal. i mean, if you think about it, like zelensky was banned from the white. house and like hunter biden's dog was allowed to stay. yeah. and his dog bit 11 secret service people. and look, i love
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animals, but it might be time to put him down. not hunter biden. i mean, joe biden, the dog. i messed it up by saying hunter. okay. go on. it's okay. >> either one. >> either way, he was his dog, though. >> yes. >> yeah. joe didn't know what time of the day it was. you can't expect him to know where the dog's at. >> thank you. we have. >> we have gone. speaking of hunter, off the rails. >> yes. >> oh. >> a little. >> that's fun. >> our audience has no reference to cocaine. i like that. i like that complete silence. >> nope. just that one guy in the back. >> one guy going, i. >> know. >> yeah. >> i know. reminds me i've got to get to a meeting. >> yeah. >> kennedy. how are you, darling? >> wonderful. wonderful to be here with you. >> it is great to. >> see you. >> yes. i love our fall palette. >> yes. so when you're watching this, i get the sense, like you've been in negotiations all. your life. was. was what happened friday part of a negotiation that happened to be made public because zelensky
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made it public? generally, you walk out of you can get in fights and negotiations and stuff like that. >> yes. and there's always posturing because all both sides, what they're trying to do is get as much as they possibly can in the delicate and fragile time. that's kind of like no man's land, where, you know, the big aspects of the deal are done, but you haven't actually signed it yet. so there's this little wiggle room window of leverage. but unfortunately, zelensky didn't have any leverage. and i thought it was so strange that these democrats senators for their own good, this is for their own political benefit, are pushing him to go over the edge because they know that trump and vance together are going to explode. and all democrats need is for trump to look like he's pro-putin. because then they get to kick start the whole russia thing again. so as long as they have a boogeyman like russia and they can try trump to it, they don't have to have any ideas at all. yeah. so it's like
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zelensky is bad at negotiating. he's bad at reading american politics and reading the room, and he let the whole thing fall apart because he's falsely confident, because we were the ones, to borrow a cocaine analogy, who gave him a bump for so long? >> yes. >> yeah. >> yeah. and while he's taking he's taking our bumps. he's not telling us that he's taking bumps from other people. so it's like, hey, dude, stop taking our drugs. you're getting drugs from somewhere else. i hate that guy. tyrus. was he set up by those? >> no, he wasn't set up by. he was set up by a grown man. yeah. okay. you got to go back a couple of weeks. marco rubio and jd vance, vp, had meetings with him where they were laying this deal out, and he pulled that in the room with them right where he was like, here's the deal. because they want the mineral rights and he can't have them with having rights to the mineral rights because he's part of the laundering scheme.
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we got $64 billion missing. what do people do who steal money from other people? they have to replace it with new money. and this new money happens to be controlled by one of the most transparent presidents of all time, president trump. so when he did that to marco rubio and jd vance, he hurt the little feelings. and they went to president trump and they said he wouldn't do the deal. and he yelled at us and he called us names and said, cool, bring his to the house. >> and then. >> it's what always happens. yeah. he walked up in there with his chest out, and he started to do the same thing to jd vance. yes. he even made that little threat. and a lot of people keep missing the fact that he said, oh, you're going to feel it. you're not feeling it now. yeah. you'll feel it later. that was a threat. so that's when president trump said, enough of this. we ain't feeling nothing. you have no cards to play. and then zelensky really got nervous. and he was like, we're not playing cards. and like, president trump was like, no, you have no cards to play. and he called him out because he wanted the american people to see it all. because when this
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all plays out, you're gonna see zelensky is not in it for the ukrainian people. he's in it for himself. he has made a lot of money, has missed a lot of elections, and the democrats have been a willing partner because that $64 billion went somewhere and now they got to account for it. and you can't get our money now without accounting for it. when you're when you're laundering and taking money, you can't have books. so that's what this is really about. he cannot sign that that deal. that's why he pulled that. the president called him out on it. >> all right, well, there you go. >> yeah. >> take that, brit hume right there. seems to know her stuff. i'll be right back. >> i gotta go. >> with brit hume. i'm brit hume here, and i've got some handy. >> it's not just he does the impression he even got the little neck fold, right. >> what is brit hume have to do with this? >> brit hume has nothing to do with this. i just like to be. i just get off doing brit hume.
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>> age was going to age was an issue. >> there was a lot of denial of. >> the polling. >> and i will use the term gaslight because that's what they were doing. the campaign, former colleagues, the message to everybody was to make sure that you tell people it's too early, it's too early. these polls don't mean anything. they did do a lot of gaslighting of people. and i think if you were watching msnbc, you probably believed them and or probably pretty shocked. >> yeah. shocked indeed. and dangerous gaslighting around such an old fart. you know. adam. >> yes. >> so now you have all these brave souls coming out of the woodwork, screaming at the rooftops like, where were they? >> well, first of all, no one was watching msnbc. so that's. and everyone could see that like that. he was more frozen than nancy pelosi's forehead, you know. i mean, he was talking to more dead people than the psychic friends
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network. it was completely obvious what was going on at the debate. they had to put an electric fence around him so he wouldn't wander off. you know, it was. >> yes. >> i like. >> the reference to psychic friends network. >> it's actually back if you stay up late enough. >> if really. >> if your wife kicks you out of the bedroom, you have to watch forensic files. do you go to sleep? that's the commercials. >> now that's amazing. >> so i've heard. >> oh. >> yo. >> he brought up diaries. he brought up the debate. if that debate hadn't have happened and. and biden's decline hadn't been revealed to millions, none of these people would be admitting anything. >> look, man, i know i've been with my kids a lot this last few weeks, but you just have to stop. you're too nice, greg. you're too nice. i wish i could have been there at that event
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when he was talking. i could walk up and say, stop lying. >> yeah. >> had nothing to do with his age. he did use the right word and the right and the wrong context. cognitive. it was. he was brain dead when he got there. there is brilliant people in their 80s and 90s. he wasn't one of them. okay. and for them to say and he's like, they're not coming forward. they're just saying enough because they know you cannot tell me anything. they committed treason to the american people. they, the president, was unfit to serve. and they covered up and they ran their own programs and screwed up the country. so he's going to come out and be like, yeah, there was it was it wasn't the debate. yeah, it wasn't the debate. the debate wasn't where you and i were not like, oh, did you see that? we were like, no, we knew it. yeah. it wasn't like every speech before that was he was spitting shakespeare, doing cartwheels. and then the debate, it all fell apart. you.
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>> yeah. i mean, it's like it is like an arsonist complaining that he accidentally burnt his own house down. >> we had one of those kids in our neighborhood. >> oh, really? >> he would light fires, and then he'd call the fire department, and he would be the first one there. and then after the third house fire, they're like, that's so weird. you're going, that. >> little boy was. >> hunter biden. >> yeah. >> but it's like, we can't we can't live through three administrations where they're lying to us. don't believe a word they're saying. if you can see with your own eyes and you can hear and you see the decline over a period of time, you don't need to be a medical doctor. and i know your former colleague, jake tapper, used to get really mad at people when they were like, i don't know, joe biden looks like he's going downhill. and he'd be like, oh, are you a doctor? >> yes. >> like, no, you don't have to be a doctor to see that something was really wrong with the guy. i wouldn't trust any one of the people in his inner circle as far as i can throw him. and i have some pretty
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beefy thighs. >> yeah, you know, you're right, though. when i do my mobile checkups for my van, i often tell them i'm not a doctor, but but you can trust. >> you will feel some pressure. >> you will. you will feel some pressure. a light, a light prick. what? speaking of jake tapper, all right. he was your. he worked with him, right? i did, yeah. so he authors a book that that supports these whistleblowers. but these were whistleblowers that he somehow didn't hear throughout the entire time that biden was around. >> well, this is the trick, right? is like, you have to have access to the biden folks to write the biden book, and a bunch of people are going to buy the biden book, but you can't sell out biden while he's running and then have access to write the book. right. and also, you can't write the book in 2021 and call it mary
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catherine ham's story of biden is obviously in decline. we can all see it. that's not a bestseller. >> yeah, it. >> turns out. by the way, this guy also says, like he tries to cushion. he says, like a lot of people lie about age and try to cover up age. it's like a normal. >> thing to do. >> and i just want to say, as a 24 year old commentator. not all of. >> us and not all of it, you covered it. he literally himself in germany and went to sleep. >> yeah, okay. >> nobody themselves and goes, oh, okay. he goes. >> yeah. >> like i can't, i have to say i can't really cast stones in that glass house. >> by the way, biden's book is falling off the shelf. >> yeah, sneak that one in there, didn't you, champ? all right, up next, bill murray ignites debate on the dude who broke watergate. >> when you really. >> need to sleep, you. >> reach for the really.
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>> we got another clip for you. it's video of the day part two. >> the star of caddyshack calls woodward a hack. our second video of the day comes from joe rogan's podcast, where comic legend bill murray discussed bob woodward's 1984 book wired, about the late john belushi. as far as murray was concerned, the book was so inaccurate, he had to wonder if woodward's reporting on watergate was also full of crap. watch. >> i read like five. pages of wired, and i went, oh my god. they framed nixon. like, like all of a sudden i went, oh my god, if this is what he writes about, my friend that i've known, you know, for, you know, half of my adult life. >> yeah. >> which is completely inaccurate, talking to, like, the people of the outer outer circle, getting the story. what the hell could they have done to nixon? i just felt like if
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he did this to my friend like this, and i acknowledge i only read five pages, but the five pages i read, you know, made me want to, like, set fire to the whole thing. >> so there you go. murray realized if he couldn't trust woodward on a topic that he knew well, like his friend belushi, that he has to question everything woodward reported on, including, of course, nixon, who murray didn't like. essentially, murray just escaped what's called the gell-mann amnesia effect. that's when people call bs on stories about something they know about, yet continue to trust reporting in areas where they're not. murray just broke free from that. but it's not just about woodward. it's about all news. every single person who who ever read a piece that they have prior knowledge of comes away never trusting the news again. so is it every story then? untrue? because every story is viewed as such by someone knowledgeable on that topic. meaning every climate story
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rings false to someone who actually studies it. every inflation story rings false to someone who understands it, and every story about me rings false unless it says i'm five foot ten. kennedy. >> yes. >> this is like one of the most important for me. it's a revelation to see it in real time, where somebody where somebody goes, oh my god, i can't trust this person anymore. because now i've experienced the reporting up close. yes. and he nailed woodward. >> and it's really interesting because this phenomenon is unique. so michael crichton was the one who coined the term gell-mann amnesia based on murray gelman's research, which was and it only it only pertains to the media, because most of us, if we come up against someone who's lying, we're like, oh, that person's a liar. i don't trust them. so it has taken us decades to get to that point in our modern society. but now places like cnn and the new york times are really worried because everyone
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has sort of emerged from their amnesia and they're like, oh, wait, the new york times, like, i know i can't afford things, but the new york times is telling me that inflation is imaginary and transitory, and it's all in my head. i know this very well. they're full of. yeah. so that's where people have gotten with cnn and the new york times and places like that. it's a shame that it's taken bill murray so many decades. but it's like, you know, it's like being red pilled, like you wake up from something and you're like, oh my god, we've been lied to this entire time. i once talked to p.j. o'rourke in the 90s, and he said the first time he met bill clinton, he thought he was a genius because bill clinton loved to have republicans and democrats around him and hold court and talk about a variety of different subjects. and p.j. o'rourke was like, this guy is a genius. he knows everything. and then he started talking about economics. and p.j. o'rourke was like, this guy is completely full of we have just elected a total charlatan.
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>> that is, that's the gelman effect, by the way. i think everybody or more people, tyrus, are experiencing this because because of the internet and social media, we all are written about somehow you could see the clickbait on you or the clickbait on me, and then you go like, okay, if this is not true, then nothing is true. >> okay, i think i know what you're hinting at. yes. i am not the father. >> yeah. >> okay. so let's just put that clip to rest, okay? that's number one. >> you don't even have to be specific. >> no. they know. elon doesn't. i'm not the elon had that same problem okay. listen, integrity means something. and integrity is supposed to really mean something in journalism. so for what bill murray is saying is what he's realizing is he just did that to a beloved comedian. but he wasn't a household name. he wasn't. you know what i'm saying? he he was a great comedian, but he died too soon. not enough time for him for him
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to do that, to that. then you know what he did with a big thing. and it turns out, and it became bigger. this story is bigger than watergate. yeah, because that's what they do. they sensationalize and they if they don't have the information, they'll go up to someone who they think might have information, and they treat that as fact. and that's what led to fake news as we know it today. and when it comes to talking about president stuff, that's the one thing that you should hold your journalistic integrity to. if you don't know, then you research, you get sources. they're not doing that. they just fill in the blanks. and that's the problem. and i think bill murray is 1,000% right if you're willing to on jim belushi, which anyone john belushi, john. sorry either. see what i'm saying? look, he was phenomenal in animal house. and just from watching animal house, i assumed he liked to drink and party a lot. >> yeah. >> that doesn't mean i have the right to write a book about his life. yeah. and so that's the that's the issue. so guys like that, you need to be careful of
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that. >> do you know woodward's background before watergate? do you know do you want me to tell you, you know, that he had like he had no experience. he was a naval officer. and then all of a sudden he gets a job at the washington post and quickly breaks the biggest story of the century. >> interesting. >> no, no, this is all up. >> so the. >> the red flag for me here to, on woodward. and this has happened in various others of his books as well, where people have called him out and been like, well, that's not true, is that he's not just a reporter that got something wrong. he's the reporter. yeah. the reporter who is the model for all the other reporters. and to me, it's just indicative of this thing where we elevate people who are proven wrong over and over and over again. and then. >> the media goes, why. >> don't you trust us? yeah. that's why, because you guys do that. that's why. >> you were telling me in the green room. you believe bob woodward killed john belushi? >> wow. >> i do. >> wow. >> i do, i do breaking, you know? i mean, look, this is like the opposite of this effect is like when joy behar makes a good point.
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>> white guys should stop whining. tyrus, i go to you for no particular reason. so the wall street journal claims in an op ed that white men have cultivated a victim narrative despite maintaining their cultural dominance. according to the author, dei policies don't pose a threat to white guys at all. they should just shut up. what are your thoughts? >> and black history month isn't long enough. >> black history is history. >> yes it is. you know, this is stupid, okay? because, you know, i like white people. >> yeah. you are half a white person. >> that doesn't count. but what drives me crazy is when you hear this. because i got to take it up. especially white men. they've been getting their kicked for the last eight years. yes. so for them, they have the they complain about. they should be complaining. they've been racist,
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misogynistic. everything that's wrong was their fault, you know. so for them to come out and say, oh, what are they complaining about? i don't know, for being completely humiliated, jobs taken away from them for being white. like if you went to everything that was super racist and the last 20 years, they just dumped it on poor whitey in six years. and then now they're like they. and to make it worse, these white have the nerve to complain about it. >> yeah. >> so if white dudes are upset, they have every right to be. you are. you can't say hello to me on certain days because i might be offended. >> yeah. >> that is true. >> you have not sent one of those reparation checks i've been blackmailing you for months. >> and i call it you call it blackmailing? >> yes. >> see? >> well, if it was white male, no one would do it. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and i know this is a surprise. this was written by a white female, probably a
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liberal. i'm assuming an awful, affluent white female liberal. >> so here's what i like about the dude's complaining. displacing that woman complaining is that it doesn't come with vocal fry. and i think it's also a little unfair for the vocal fry. ladies who say feel your feelings to tell the men they can't talk about their feelings. >> yes. >> and now i'm done talking like that forever. >> adam. >> did you tingle a little bit when you heard that? >> i did, yes. >> yes, i can tell you. like you started your tongue. started moving out of your mouth. it is kind of. it's interesting to compare it to. like, you would dare not tell a woman to shut up about her feelings. >> no, especially my wife. my wife. she's like. she always complains. she's like, you never open doors for me. so i did while i was driving. but, but but she got mad that i
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scheduled a comedy show on our wedding anniversary. but i didn't think we'd last that long. >> i forgot what the topic is now. thank you. kennedy. >> yes. white devil. >> yes. >> i wish kennedy. >> right on. >> that's right. >> i think she cited as evidence archie bunker from all in the family. good, good research there, wall street journal lady. >> yeah, i saw that. >> on tv land. >> okay, so this is one of my mom's friends who's still wearing her. i'm with her t shirt. just absolutely inseparable. but, you know, speaking of modes of transportation, a woman needs a man. like a fish needs a bicycle. you know, it's like she just had all these straw men in the argument, but she didn't actually say why some men might have that reaction and what they might be reacting to, which made it an intellectually dishonest
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argument throughout the entire piece. >> why do you think the wall street journal, which is read, i believe, by a lot of white dudes. yeah, it might be the official white dude paper. >> yeah. >> why do you think they did it? why would why would the wall street journal just want to offend their their readers? >> i don't know, maybe maybe they want a good. you know, maybe they're they're masochists. >> you know. >> i find that a good beating from their readers. >> i find that's the explanation behind many things. looking for a good? >> well, it's how i've stayed in employed for so long. >> yeah. all right. enough. up next, do royal plans include guards with fake hands? >> hello. i'm former arkansas governor mike huckabee. a lot of times, you can't control the amount of sleep that you're getting. i know it's scary unless you use relaxing sleep. relaxing sleep is a product that's made from natural ingredients, and it usually works from the very first night you try it.
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telescopic lens. i am obsessed with this. this idea that these bodyguards keep their real hands hidden in a ready position near their weapon while they have these fake hands. you know, if i had these fake arms, you know what i'd be doing with my real arms? taking care of a rescue dog. before masturbating. tyrus, you are a security vet? yeah. is there such thing as fake arms? >> yes, there are, but not in this case. greg. >> those were fake. >> listen, you're talking about the guy right there with the two hands. no man in his right mind is going to have fake hands. he's going to put a ring on it. >> yeah, but that's. >> got to look real. that's his one moment of freedom. >> oh, no. >> it's one moment of freedom. >> but then if he gets lucky. >> the guys in the back okay with their hands in their pocket, i get it. but it's
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never the guy closest to you with the gun. >> he's got to put the ring. >> i'm trying to tell you this. the guy with the gun, you never see him. he's not on camera. he's the guy in the back. see the dude with the glasses and the beard way back there with the umbrella on his side. that dude's packing. >> those things are kennedy. you know what i always say? if they're not moving, they're not real. you know what i'm saying? >> you told me that when i was jogging once, and i. i appreciated the advice. so thank you for that. so many services you provide here at fox. yeah, i don't i don't think he's got hands on his weapon. i think they're perverts. i think, you know, he's massaging his rifle, if you know what i'm saying. >> i don't trust these brits. m-cat. ever since we beat the out of him in that war, they're creepy. they bother me. and they're a little island, eating funny sandwiches and drinking warm >> with weird accents. this is. i do think i don't know why, but this is so british. >> yes. >> something about. it's like the ministry of silly walks. but a security guard?
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