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ash wednesday. actual interview now on. fox nation. catch "jesse watters primetime" tonight. lindsey graham, adam carolla and sebastian gorka.nk >> greg: thank you jesse for having me on theving show. my name is sebastian gorka. >> jessicaou l: would you like o go next, greg?eg >> greg: tonight on my show i will have dana perino, charlie hurt, kennedy. >> dana: everybody hates potholes, people want government to work, thid sas guy can inclua said i've had enough so he made a spectacle of this. it's not a real person but it got the government's attention to finally address to potholes. that's all people want, the governmentment to work. that's what we've been talking about here, common sense, america. that's it for us, have a great nighers tis friends in the democrat party
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almost completely red. >> chair now directs the sergeant at arms to restore order. remove this gentleman from the chamber. >> imagine you tried that at work. the boss is giving a big presentation in the boardroom, and you pop up yelling and screaming and menacing him with your cane. you get fired like that and thrown into a straitjacket. but you do it in washington, and everyone's like, oh, yeah, it's the old guy with the pony and cane. but al green wasn't finished. >> i have other things i'm protesting, and i'm also working on my articles of impeachment. this president is unfit. >> good luck with your articles, al. you're getting censured just like adam schiff. and he says he'd do it again. >> i heard the speaker when he said that i should cease. i did
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not, and i did not. with intentionality. it was not done out of a burst of emotion. i was emotional about it. i would do it again. i have to be candid with you. i'm not trying to in some way insult you. this is a matter of principle. this is a matter of conscience. >> weird al green spent all day working on that stunt, not working for the people he represents, working on drawing attention to himself. if green thinks he knows better, why isn't he president? green was just in power. his crew blew it. so trump was just elected to clean up their mess. it's like wrecking your car and heckling the mechanic while he's fixing it at the body shop. remember when joe wilson screamed, you lie at obama? and it was as if someone had spat on the holy bible? they said it was racist to interrupt the messiah. well, now it's racist to chant usa!
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>> i mean, it felt like i was watching something in a history class of racist yelling at an elderly black man challenging the president of the united states. >> trump wasn't bothered by any of it. he kept cooking. >> billion dollars to improve the social and economic inclusion of sedentary migrants. nobody knows what that is. $8 million to promote. lgbtq i plus in the african nation of lesotho, which nobody has ever heard of, $60 million for indigenous peoples and afro-colombian empowerment in central america. $60 million $8 million for making mice transgender. this is real. >> americans watching at home. if they don't watch jesse watters primetime. shame on
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you. we're hearing this for the first time. 8 million to turn mickey into minnie. got to love it. democrats didn't clap for dodging that pork because that money got laundered through their very own ngos. but the other stuff democrats had on their hands for was just crazy. planting the american flag on mars. nothing. catching terrorists. destroying the cartels. nothing. bringing hostages home? no, they didn't even clap when trump said he was putting a democrat in charge of ending autism. what are democrats pro autism? they used to say they were for the children. well, trump invited one girl who was partially paralyzed after a boy spiked a volleyball in her face. they showed no emotion. the party of women. when trump surprised a high school kid, said he was just accepted into west point. democrats just sat there and stared. the democrats turned their backs on veterans, women, children, rape victims. but the
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most despicable part of the evening was after trump made a 13 year old cancer survivor an honorary secret service agent, and the democrats sat still and seethed. >> tonight, dj, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all. i am asking our new secret service director, sean curran, to officially make you an agent of the united states secret service. >> this thing. >> black kid with brain cancer wants to become a cop. trump gives him a badge. i'm not
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going to lie, i almost cried. jimmy fallon joked that they'd only clap if that boy became a girl. the democrats can't show an inkling of humanity. they just watched coldhearted like a gang of freaks. are these people human? >> for the record, and this is disgusting. the president made a spectacle out of praising a young man who serves thus far survived pediatric cancer. as if the president had something to do with that. >> and i hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer, but i hope he never has to defend the united states capitol against donald trump's supporters. and if he does, i hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide. >> the left thinks they're patriotic when they take a knee for george floyd, but they won't even stand up for a black kid with cancer, or a hostage, or a mom whose daughter was raped and killed by a migrant. >> it was truly an honor, a very surreal feeling to be
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sitting in that area, to remember the life that jocelyn had. i found it very cowardly that a lot of the democrats didn't stand, didn't clap. they don't stand for us as citizens. they don't stand for our security. they don't stand for honorable things that we need in this country. and it's just it's very disgraceful to us as u.s. citizens that those are the people that we have here in congress. >> trump gave democrats a lot of reasons to clap last night. the only time they did was to send your money to an unwinnable war on another continent. >> the united states has sent hundreds of billions of dollars to support ukraine's defense, with no security, with no anything. do you want to keep it going for another five years? yeah, yeah. you would say pocahontas says yes.
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2000 people are being killed every single week. more than that, they're russian young people. they're ukrainian young people. they're not americans. but i want it to stop. >> did you know that i'm more black than liz warren's native american? i have my 23 andme. it's true. this lady lied about being indian so she could teach at harvard and wants to fight for ukraine harder than she fights for you. and the ratings are in. 37 million americans saw that. >> the behavior of democrats last night was completely disgraceful, and demonstrated how severely out of touch they are with the american public. it was the most shameful moment in the history of presidential addresses in that beautiful chamber. the democrats exposed themselves as the party of
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insanity and hate, the party that wants to put america last. they've allowed their trump derangement syndrome to stop them from celebrating america and our people, and we will not allow them to forget that. >> even some democrats were shocked by what went down. >> to not stand for that little boy is aberrant and disgusting behavior. so they not only not only did they lose the high ground, but they shock the conscience. i hope of many democrats, and i know some democrats who texted me. >> where's the democrats? national pride. we're celebrating america's 250th birthday in a couple of years. while trump's president, you know he's going to go big. are the democrats going to make a scene at the birthday party because it's looking like they will? biden said he ran for president to restore the soul of the nation. so where are the democrats soul go? tip o'neill worked with reagan. gingrich worked with clinton. why can't
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democrats work with trump? or at least clap for the country? last night it struck me the democrat party is mentally ill. i'm always playing armchair psychiatrist. they're just sick in the head. we've been covering this party struggle to figure out why they lost in november, and they still haven't figured it out. i don't even think they've hit rock bottom. trump's just turned these politicians into a bunch of protesters. they don't look like a political party. they look like codepink. and if they can't acknowledge the problem, they can't fix it. trump swept the swing states with half the cash kamala had and 90% negative media, while shackled with lawsuits. almost every county got redder, and so did blacks, hispanics and unions and the youth. trump seized the sweet spot of american politics. that red, juicy middle of the nation. the country agrees with him. almost every single issue. he is a man
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with a mission. >> i believe that my life was saved that day in butler for a very good reason. i was saved by god to make america great again. i believe that. >> senator lindsey graham is here. all right, senator, what was it like in the chamber? >> it was weird. so you got this young boy who survives cancer, and it's like a moment that anybody would want to cry. and all of them are glued to their seat. they don't know why they lost. trump says there are two genders, a man and a woman, and they all sit there. trump says it's a bad idea to let 1120 million people into the country to rape, pillage and murder. and they just sit there. so i think you just slandered code pink, quite frankly. i'm sorry. code pink. >> benjamin. >> i would sue you. yeah. they were. they're more organized and more focused on what they
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believe. but in all sadness, really, the democratic party has lost its spine, as you say. they hate trump more than they love the country. and they'll never come back that way. >> you've witnessed a couple of these state of the unions. i'm not calling you old, but let's just say that your wise senator. >> wise. >> wise, and you walk the halls, you know, you see your colleagues on the other side of. >> the aisle. i'm not mad. >> like what is happening? what is. >> happening here? people have, you know, trump derangement syndrome is real. i mean, trump can get to all of us, you know? you know him, i know him. you know i love the guy, but he can be a handful. but one thing i've never let trump do is make me cut my own throat. i won't i will not let him do that. so i was at biden, i visit obama, i sit there, i clap when i should, when i don't like it, i just sit and be quiet. i think that's what america wants. they want us to work together. but this idea that we can't find common ground on border security after the country's
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gone through such pain and heartache, it just blows my mind. there are so many things we should and could be doing together. here's the problem for the democratic party. trump made them look bad by using humor and common sense, and the list of programs that they were spending your money on makes you laugh, cry, and off. so what i want to do is take all those things that doj's found, you know, all the silly spending and put it in a bill called rescission and vote on it on the floor of the united states senate and the house. and i dare them to vote to keep this kind of crazy stuff going. >> well, i don't think you guys will ever lose another election, as long as you just say they spent as. >> long as. >> they're around transgender. i'm not saying red wave, but if have you run that ad, i don't think you'll ever lose. so before we let you go, senator, before we let you go. >> yeah. >> you know, you were pretty tough with zelensky the other day. yeah. you basically said he's got to go now. he says he
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wants to sign the mineral deal. what's the latest? >> well, i said if you can't change, you need to go. you know he's been good at waging war, but he needs to be focused on making peace. president trump wants to end this war justly, honorably. and i think zelensky got the message. it is now time to find a way to end this war. the minerals deal is a good deal. a half $1 trillion to us money for the ukraine american expertise. he should have signed the deal and said, thank you. but let me just put it this way. i don't care what good idea you have as a democrat, as long as you believe it's good to spend $60 million or $0.60 on studying why mice should be transgender. nobody's going to listen to you. >> and this is just breaking up. it looks like the administration is directly negotiating with hamas. do you like that or you don't like that? how do you feel? >> i'm okay with it if it gets through. i don't mind what trump does because i trust trump. but trump sent out a tweet today, released the
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hostages where you will be destroyed. and that's the kind of leadership we need. so i trust trump. as long as he's in the room, i'm okay. >> all right. what did he say? shalom, hamas. >> shalom. which means in south carolina, we're going to kick your if you don't release the hostages. >> thanks for the translation, senator, i appreciate it. go check on those transgender mice for me, please. >> i'm all over it. >> a major fracture between the media and the democrats. what that means next. >> g. ivanova powers america every day as the leading american energy manufacturer. we've never stopped building the technologies that drive today's economy and define the future of energy. we know an abundant, independent and secure energy system starts here at home. it's why we're investing millions in american manufacturing and creating thousands of new jobs. together, we will lead a new era of energy for america and
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>> so democrats think they're brave to bring signs to a speech by a president who got shot and popped back up. some of them walked out and took selfies. look at this. we just walked out of the state of the union. my shirt showed trump an important message. no king lives here. i'm sure he saw that shirt. and ayanna pressley brought a woman in a wheelchair as her guest to the speech, and then ditched her. >> i just came off the house floor. i could not stand one more second. this man, with his hateful rhetoric and his even more harmful policies, i went because i wanted to honor my state of the union or my joint address of congress. guest claire from everett. and because claire is also a manual wheelchair user and navigated a lot of ableist spaces to come here today, i wanted to take a seat and take up space and honor her, but there is no way that i could stay there. >> we. >> jesse: we send these
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politicians to washington to work for us and they are walking off the job. we don't pay them to walk out of the job. if you don't like something your boss says, do you just walk out of the office and snap a selfie? it's like the democrats never got over 2016. trump beating -- was so dramatic the democrats at a psychotic break and never recovered. they are stuck in 2016. trapped in a nightmare. the media is trying to stage an intervention. >> i don't know who thought up the signs but they should be fired. >> this is an indictment on the democratic leadership. they said they did not want disruption's unwanted people to attend. they wanted business as usual and we are fighting back in other ways. there's a palpable discussed from not just the members but their constituents. they are taking back the house in 2026. >> jesse: one was the last time you saw msnbc tell a black august to get it together. this has to be a first. even late night is taking shots.
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>> the democrats came ready to fight back with their little paddles, okay? that is how you save democracy, by quietly dissenting, or bidding on an antique tea set. it was hard to tell what was going on. i'm just kidding, that was very cool, democrats. in fact i made my own sign. [laughs] >> jesse: the democrats don't even look like they should be in the same room. they went from singing to suing, to swearing, to holding up homemade signs. >> i don't know what it tells -- what else there is for them to do. they are a lost party. it's like republicans and democrats aren't even playing the same game, they art in the same league shooting at the same basket. you all on this play should not have shown up if you weren't going to be more disruptive. poor al green. maybe he thought if i said it off folks would follow suit but no, you are all out there holding up signs like it's a
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silent auction. >> jesse: the party can't even decide about green is a hero or a zero. listen to these house democrats act like he stood in front of a tank at tiananmen square. >> al green is going to do his thing and we are thankful he did. the reality is, we are going to push back on this. >> i want to say to al green, i wish i would have stood with you. thank you for your courage. >> jesse: the squad called all wound up after we are dolls raising cain and took it out on poor james comber. >> let me proceed. data from texas shows that u.s.-born americans commit more rape and murder than immigrants. >> this trend of you all trying to get thrown out of committee so you can get on msnbc is going to end. we are not going to put up with it. >> documents into the record. >> no, no. i have been very accommodating
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to you. [simultaneous talking] >> as a survivor of sexual violence. >> order. >> this is my right. thank you. >> no, no. [laughs] >> jesse: pelosi when she was in the drivers he would never have tolerated these kinds of shenanigans but nancy has a crack hip and now she's riding in the back and gets that he came jeffrey shows and nobody knows what the party stands for. >> the democrats are flailing because you can't just be the resistance, you have to be for something and they haven't coalesced, they have no idea what they are four, they are just against donald trump and he continues winning. >> jesse: "politico" says fighting trump requires focus. democrats did not show it. congratulations attention hungry democrats, you stole the spotlight from donald trump on tuesday night. your award, undercutting your own message in the fight against trump, making your party look small and desperate and making trump look like the commanding figure he desperately wants to
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be. trump is not desperate to be commanding, he is. and that stature that he has is earned through action and it's earned through grit and vision. it's not earned on the dance floor. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: are we watching the democratic party have a manic episode? nancy's rain has been shattered and all we keep seeing is jasmine, not to be confused with davey, crockett. >> this is not what we should be doing. we are fighting with canada, fighting with mexico yet we are in love with putin? what's happening? this is not america. this is a terrible nightmare. somebody slap me and wake me the [bleep] up because i'm ready to get on with it.
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>> if you could tell donald trump anything tonight, what would you tell him? >> i would tell him to grow a spine and stop being putin's ho. >> jesse: crockett is a new face of the democratic party and i love it. i think she should run for president. maxine waters wants what crockett has. she's jealous of these young up and comers. now she's screaming at her computer about big balls. >> you know that i was not about to put up with that bull [bleep] that he was going to talk about tonight. elon musk had the money to buy him and we don't know everything that elon musk has done with his high technology. we don't know what he's been accused of by some as it may relate to the election. >> jesse: democrats don't have a plan to fix the country, they just want to curse and complain. so they can take those paddles and give themselves a nice
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spanking. adam carolla is a host of the adam carolla show. jasmine, not to be confused with davey, crockett is really making a name for herself, isn't she? >> yeah. i mean aoc kind of ran out of steam. it's weird. i was saying yesterday aoc has lost her fastball but she still a screwball. jasmine crockett is filling the crazy boyd because aoc seems broken now. >> jesse: i am happy that that has happened. i think crockett is a real true leader and it's basically her nomination, if she wants it. how about the cain? they should put this cain in the smithsonian. this thing is going down in history. >> how about the ponytail? the ponytail should go in the smithsonian right next to archie bunker's chair.
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that thing is a fire hazard. >> jesse: it's like the men in the democratic caucus are ponytails. i think they should put it right next to the pistol that hamilton was shot with. this thing, it's a big momento and i might bid on it on the next auction and i will use one of those little paddles, adam. >> it's funny the democratic party, the women are bald on the men have ponytails. it's not exactly your grandpas party. ultimately what's going to bring down the democrats is pride. they talk about pride, they talk about black pride, gay pride. they need to drop it. they need to humble themselves and move on. it's pride and then trump shames them and they are acting out like high school girls. the pride is what's causing the problem for them.
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>> jesse: where's the pride in the country? there's no pride in the country. you are going to sit on your hands while hostages are coming back and little kids got honorary badges from the secret service while beating back cancer? >> what pride would you have been a country that was systemically racist? that's the country you say you live in so you don't have pride in a systemically racist country. and by the way donald trump is hitler so hitler was having a rally and brought up a fireman who had been injured, would you stand up and clap, jesse? >> jesse: are you worried about the 250th birthday party that america is going to throw for itself in two years? i'm a little concerned the democrats are going to behave. >> i completely agree because of the pride and the shame issue. but either way, i want to be next to kid rock for that party, that's all i'm saying.
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>> jesse: that's right, with a gas mask and a flak jacket. kid rock on the 250th, that's where you want to be. adam carolla, it's great to see you and jasmine crockett, she's going straight to the moon, we love it, like a rocket. >> thank you. >> jesse: "primetime", inside the secret hunt for the abbey gate monster. [sofi mnemonic] can a mortgage move you forward? absolutely. sofi has helped over 130,000 people take the leap toward home ownership. so as your ambitions for your family grow, we could help you get to the next step, with a smooth and simple process. so you can revel in the chaos of moving in. all your ambitions. all in one app. get premium homebuyer benefits with sofi mortgage. verified preapproval. low down payment options, and a on-time close guarantee. sofi. get your money right. businesses start small, but a lot of them take off.
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: last night president donald trump made a major announcement. >> three and a half years ago isis terrorists killed 13 american service members and countless others in the abbey gate bombing during the disastrous and incompetent withdrawal from afghanistan. not that they were withdrawing, it was the way they withdrew. perhaps the most embarrassing moment in the history of our country.
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tonight i am pleased to announce that we have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity and he is right now on his way here to face the swift sort of american justice. [cheering and applause] >> jesse: biden could not catch this guy in three years. it took trump six weeks. doctor sebastian gorka made capturing mohammad sharifullah's top priority and last night they caught him. sebastian was on the plane as a terrorist was fingerprinted and charged for his role in the deadly attack. deputy assistant to the president and senior director for counterterrorism on the national security council, doctor sebastian gorka joins me now. this guy was tough to nail. how did you finally nab this animal? >> thank you, jesse, it's been far too long. we missed you. we just unleash the hounds of
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hell. i came into office to run counterterrorism for mike waltz, the former green beret national security advisor to president trump. in my first two weeks i've been told by the intelligence community, special operators, that they've been surveilling bad guys, jihadi's across the planet for four years in the biden administration just did not care. we said, well, we told the president and he said find them and kill them and i'm old school, jesse. you are a little younger than i am but i walked into my information facility at 12:01 on generate 20th and i got out big white board and i wrote at the top, hostages, get the hostages, right next to the top it was the code word back then, classified, since declassified, but sharifullah's nom de guerre which was to far so i wrote j at
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the top of my priorities for america and i told the cia, the nsa, amazing people, john ratcliffe, tulsi gabbard, kash patel, now the director of the fbi. we need to find this guy for the president, for the families. bring them to u.s. soil the face justice. i'm we salute -- you know who you are, i'm not quite to give the name. the nsa team that found a certain piece of intelligence. we provided it to the government of pakistan and thank you pakistan for tracking this man down, apprehending him and then our brave team members from the fbi went to islam about on saturday, they interviewed sharifullah and he confessed not just to abbey gate but to numerous other isis mass murderers and then we were there on the tarmac with about 100 other agents and it was like a movie.
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president trump made the promises to the abbey gate 13 families and last night at 3:00 a.m., president trump kept that promise, jesse. >> jesse: you came face-to-face with this guy? what did you say to him? >> yeah. i thought about what i would say to him. i thought about one of my team members, a delta force guy said you could tell this guy this is the last person he's going to see outside of a prison cell or a prison courtyard. i thought better of it and i just look him in the eyes. i looked into his eyes and jesse, you know me, i'm a big guy, people think i'm scary. i saw the pits of hell. i saw darkness in that man's eyes the likes of which i've never seen before. i just felt good for the families. president trump spoke to those families privately before the joint session from the white house. i was there with mike waltz and we gave them just a little bit
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of closure for their loved ones when we brought that walking piece of human filth evil to justice last night and i salute everyone, the fbi, the agents, the marshals, the pilots. god bless what you did for america. this is why elections matter. because of that man being in the super max and paying a penalty for the murder of american fighters. >> jesse: the whole country salutes the president and this team that brought him in. and respect to pakistan for turning this guy over. i know they weren't always forthcoming with usama bin laden but i'm glad you were able to get him out of that country and bring him here. it seems the rules of engagement have changed. it seems like donald trump has given you guys a little more latitude. when you see someone, you can take him out. >> let me tell you, day eight we walked into the oval.
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mike, the national security advisor, me and what a my military team members, we put this map on the desk and we said president trump, we've been surveilling an isis compound, a massive cave complex in northern somalia for a year and a half and the president looked up from the desk and said what do you mean? that's what the biden administration did. president trump said kill them, killed him now. with that iconic sharpie he ticked to the go box. mike team made the requisite calls less than 30 hours later. we are in the situation room with mike and we are watching holy hell rain down on that isis compound. that was eight days into the administration, jesse. >> jesse: amazing. but the sharpie in the presidential library along with many others. doctor sebastian gorka, director, we really appreciate you joining us and keep up the great work. >> that's a plan, a plus, jesse. >> jesse: biden went out to dinner in d.c. and it wasn't
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: watters cooler, let's bring in banderas. we told you that biden was riding the rails again and he had no clue where he was headed. we were worried. we are relieved to announce the search party is over. biden is back in washington and here he is waiting tables. nobody even recognized him. this stuff happens to greg gutfeld a lot. if this was trump he would turn the dining room into a press conference, but it's just good to see biden out again enjoying the golden age. imagine you are the former president and you just walk into a restaurant and no one notices. >> this is the best light i've ever seen the present it in. not in the spotlight but in i guess the arena of a regular average joe, which is what he was from the very beginning. i think the reason that people did not recognize him first of all is because you notice he's awake through the entire thing. he's awake, his eyes are open.
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>> jesse: on your 2 feet, way to go, not sleeping on the beach. liberals might just have ended the ukraine war. with this stunning and brave act. here's a self-described radical artist scalping her head and transitioning into zelenskyy himself to show support after friday's blow up in the oval. the video has been viewed more than 1 million times and we knew zelenskyy did not wear suits but we had no idea he wore mascara. it's an impressive makeover. she is a talented artist. and probably a better negotiator than zelenskyy. i think he or she looks wonderful. >> i think they look great but i don't understand why this is a protest against trump. quite frankly just like zelenskyy, she owes trump a thank you because she just got her 15 seconds of fame. i think she needs to go shape that appeared and may be try sticking to being a woman. or maybe this is the new look for them. >> jesse: don't go to the white house because trump will kick you out.
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finally, trump invited his newest secret service agent to the oval. watch this. >> one more thing i've got for you. >> that's very nice. look at that family of god. very nice. how are you, nice to see you. that was a big evening last night. that was a big evening. >> jesse: and then he held a briefing on the white house lawn. watch. >> call you officer or agent, all of the above? >> it really doesn't matter to me. if you are a democrat and your being mean to president trump, i'm on your bumper. >> absolutely incredible. >> jesse: if you are a democrat and you are made to trump, i'm on your bumper. >> i mean that needs to be a bumper sticker or a t-shirt or something. >> jesse: d.j. is the truth. >> i love this kid and i think he's such a reminder of how hateful the democratic party is. this is a 13-year-old boy diagnosed with brain cancer in
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2018 and not one democrat could stand up and clap for this kid who has been through hell. but you know what, screw them because it shows their real light and for who they really are. they are haters and they will never praise trump no matter how good he does. good for trump and for this family. the look on this kid's face when he was -- wasn't that the sweetest moment i've ever seen? >> jesse: i almost cried. you know how manly i am, i could not bring myself. >> you know how manly i am so i did not cry but i got goose bumps everywhere. that does not happen easily. >> jesse: now the democrats have defunded d.j. sorry, d.j. >> they probably have. i bet you they are working on it right now. >> jesse: thank you so much. pull julie over. i will be making an apology. stay tuned. ♪ ♪ did you know... 80% of women are struggling with hair damage? just like i was. pantene miracle rescue deep conditioner with melting pro-v pearls. locks in moisture to repair 6 months of damage. for resilient, healthy-looking hair. if you know, you know it's pantene.
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the thompsons' new front door looks sharp, right? did we need to wave her down to tell her that? no. no. for a young homeowner turning into their parents, the neighborhood is their life. wonder who's visiting the burkes. that's not their car. hey, guys. who's winning? [ giggles ] now most of the neighborhood uses progressive -for their cars and house. -okay. she didn't ask. ohhhh! [ sighs ] progressive can't save you from becoming your parents. but we can save you money when you bundle home and auto with us. here he comes...like clockwork. [ giggles ]
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it had these big stripes down there, there it is. it was a little distracting and i went a little overboard and set it out -- i was going to burn and it looked stupid mack after johnny came out and said that our makeup artist bought him the shirt as a gift. and i had to walk back into the green room and see them. they didn't look very happy with me so i'm sorry. that was mean, it was uncalled for and it will never happen again. you are a very generous and kind person. you please accept my apology. rob from woodstock, illinois,, looks like they stole a few of your sink or swim panels. kurt from washington did i miss something, why were the democrats holding an auction in the house chamber? roger from iowa. at least one democrat stood for trump. thanks al green.
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uncle mike from california, lighten up on us with the ponytails. there's a rule about that. you know the rule. chris, who is excited for the vance debate, he's licking his chops. billy from poplar bill mississippi. throw those mice in a hamster wheel and i bet they would beat the girl mice. dean from springfield, massachusetts,, i'm glad that guy is on our side, imagine coming back from pakistan in handcuffs and seeing him lick you dead in the eye and tell you ... he scares me. he's and sean is up next and remember this is my world
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