clinic with this pit maneuver here. look at this. perfectly executed. you know how much i like pit maneuvers. boom! wow. no civilians injured. right to the side of the road. wow. yeah. and here come the rest of the cops. they got him good tonight. jesse watters, primetime. johnny was down in dc after the state of the union. talk to some of the democrats. let's see it. >> how's it going, johnny? from fox news? how are you? i have a hearing. why? why do you want men and women? sports. >> therefore. i. senator. aloha. >> aloha. why do you want men and women? sports. senator. >> dana. >> well, i was going to show you this. go to go to x, look at daniel turner, tf. he did a video as a farmer about how much he'd love to buy things in america and in his entire day, almost impossible. >> oh. >> don't say tariffs, earl. have a great night, everybody. welcome to jesse watters. prime time tonight. >> every time i see what

democrats are up to, i die inside a little bit more. this is the problem with the democrats right now. they're so out of touch with their own base. >> what's the matter, you big baby? >> it's total. absolute. >> they designed this program to distribute the $20 billion to limit the government's oversight. if you asked me where all this money is going, i actually don't know. and it was designed that way. >> someone's going to prison over the green. new scam. >> the windows at this dealership were damaged by gunshots. the shooting incident comes just weeks after a car was set on fire at the same tesla dealership. >> elon musk and left wing violence. >> they actually want to kill me. >> plus. >> have a good day. i need to go to a meeting.. you have to get away from. ♪ ♪

>> jesse: weird al green waved his cane at the president and now he's being censured like adam schiff. trump says he's gonna bears meant to congress but a much bigger embarrassment to democrats. and thinks he should be forced to take an iq test. but weird al says his ponytail gives him special powers. >> if circumstance permit, given what i know, i have to be candid. i would do it again. >> jesse: are the democrats comfortable with a weird al green and his foot long pony brandishing his cane around the capital yelling at potus? the answer is yes. they circle the wagons on the house floor and saying we shall overcome. >> without objection, a motion to reconsider is laid on the table. the house come to order. that representative al green be censured with public reading of this resolution by the speaker.

[singing] >> jesse: in across the hall they were screaming like karen karen's. >> i think that we should stage this room after these hearings because we here a lot of crazy stuff in here. -- stage of this room -- it's total [bleep], absolute [bleep]. they are not making america safe again and what they are doing is terrorizing immigrant families. >> jesse: known in the -- no one in the party can calm them down. nancy is not calling the shot so shots are being fired. jeffries better doc. democrats are super, rhymes with hist, that we did not get more direction from leadership. people could've sat on their hands but we look like infants. fetterman agrees. a sad cavalcade of self owns and on -- petulance makes trump look more presidential and restrained. we are becoming a metaphorical car alarms that nobody pays attention to and it may not be the winning message.

democrats showed up wednesday night with a bunch of paddles and color schemes and even "the washington post" was like knock it off, weirdos. "it might have been when several democrats walked into donald trump's congressional address wearing coordinated shades of bubblegum, but it was definitely by the time several dozen democrats started waving ping-pong sized paddles in the house chamber that i started to really worry about the resistance." this isn't even a real political party, more like a paid protest. congressman, hold this sign and chant the slogan,. >> every time i see what democrats are up to i die inside a little bit more. what it communicates to us is that they don't care. if someone gave me a script and told me hey, read this. you don't have to think about it, just read this because you are fighting for social security or social safety. i don't need a script, i have my own thoughts and views. this is the problem with the

democrats right now, they are so out of touch with their own pace. >> jesse: we just got our hands on this insider poll the democrats have been freaking out about all day. there voters think the party has lost its way. 40% of their base say they have no plan. but they do have a plan, it's just the same as the old plan. >> they are taking your black jobs. not really. they are obviously jobs that they want us to go back to, such as working the fields, all right. clearly he is trying to make us go back to the fields. >> it puts us back to when america was great and we were picking cotton and doing the productivity that they are putting my latino brothers and sisters who migrate here to do that work because we are not suited intellectually to do it anymore, but they would have us

back, confined to doing that kind of work. >> jesse: jazmine, not to be confused with davey, rocket and hank johnson are the intellects that will lead to democrats out of this ditch. but why think if you can dance? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: have their fighters bin shot? no. to their fighters have a mug shot? no. our fighters of swords and chainsaws and yours have canes and paddles. schumer says democrats are aroused but they look frustrated. >> sitting in this chair just, you know, trying to take a deep breath and say a couple of hail marys for strength. just punched a computer in

frustration. >> jesse: i thought he said to play possum? obama is having the time of his life, look at him at the clippers game without michelle. soaking it up. biden is out to dinner in d.c. with doctor jill. insiders say kamala is running for california governor, so who's doing the fighting? >> who do you think the leader of the democratic party is right now? >> i think the voting public right now is what i would say and i keep saying we aren't going to have a charismatic leader right in here and save us from this. >> jesse: come a harris got 75 million about in her vp did not even call her the leader of the party. not cool. did you even know he's still governor? he is still governor of minnesota, i did not even know that. democrats want the next messiah so they are trying to draft nes patent -- espn anchor. >> they had a bad few months, we know this. even though there's a lot of qualified democrats all over the

country, governors, mayors, stuff like that, there's no real national voice until they come to me. and so i did not ask for this, i don't want this, i happened to have a very, very, very good life, very good job, i'm good, very good. >> jesse: this is like hiring someone to run a business that's about to declare bankruptcy. no one wants that job. and no one wants to be the face of the party that does not stand up for black kids with cancer. this is what the democrat party looks like when their media machine is broken. for decades traditional press prop them up, hit their scandals, did their dirty work and carried them over the finish line. democrats did not even have to come up with any ideas or defense their positions, they just got to walk the catwalk, twirl, smile and head back to the dressing room. alejandra mayorkas knows it's over. >> the front windshield is bigger then the rearview mirror for a reason. i tend to look forward and push forward.

i am very proud of what we did do. i would have liked to have wrestled with the question of communication and narration some more but we spent a lot of time on it. it's a very difficult landscape. traditional media is not as powerful as it once was. >> jesse: mayorkas confessed that traditional media was the democrats propaganda machine and it ran out of juice. so now democrats have to rely on themselves to get their message out. and the democrats are like weight, what's our message? how do i talk to people? can someone tell me what to do here. you want me to saying, dance, all right, stephanopoulos never made me but i will give it a shot. republicans are naturals because they were forced to go around traditional media and communicate directly to voters. they typed their own tweets, they made their own videos, they spoke for hours on radio.

direct to consumer content, unfiltered, unedited, real and authentic. trump ran the first podcast campaign. at any democrat go on a three hour podcast and defend their ideas? it's why they run away when conservative reporters ask them a question in the hallway. campaigns will never be the same. and the only one who gets it is gavin newsom who's trying to out on his podcast with charlie kirk. watch. >> we are losing. we have this asymmetry of donald trump and elon musk setting out tweets or you doing social media and me doing a three-minute it at 3:00 in the afternoon on cnn. how the hell do we compete? we are toast. folks are talking about the carrville article. >> rollover and play dead? >> in essence. a strategic retreat. i'm thinking about we are going to stand back and watch you run circles around us for six months, the next two or three years waiting for the moment finally strike?

struck me as not necessarily the best advice and it's not a knock on carrville who have deep respect for. charlie kirk, give us advice. >> get better ideas. >> jesse: gavin newsom asking charlie kirk for media advice. that's a problem with the democrats. they think it's all messaging and media strategy. they just have bad ideas. if they have any ideas at all. obviously newsom is running for president in 28 so he has to flip-flop on trans. >> you right now should come out and be like you know what, the young man whose about to win the state championship in the long jump in female sports, that should not happen. you as a governor should step up and say no. >> i appreciate that. >> would you do something like that, would you say no men in female sports? >> i think it's an issue of fairness, i agree. >> would you speak out against his young man who right now is going to win the state championship in the long jump? i can see wrestling with it. >> i'm not wrestling with it, the fairness issue, i agree. i completely agree.

that's easy to call out. >> jesse: easy to call out? if it's so easy why hasn't he done it? california has let boys play and boy sports for ten years. avenue and has been lieutenant and governor the whole time, never called it out. california says it's going to resist trump's order keep boys out of girls sports. does gavin even know what his own state is doing? this guy signed a law that lets teachers transition students behind their parents back. your son jimmy can go to school and be jasmine, play girls field hockey, in california hides it from parents. gavin's john hancock is on that bill. if anyone is transitioning it's gavin. democrats lose an election and the governor drops a podcast and says there's two genders? okay. nationally syndicated radio host dana loesch joins us now. if it so easy to call out, why did he do it just now? >> right? i know. it's almost like he turns out in

2026 and then he's got a general election he's got an eye on in 2028. it is so weird that it's going this way for gavin newsom and i'm so glad that you have your finger on the pulse of this and are talking about it because i actually think this is a danger for republicans, this whole -- i think all of it is setting him up. sometimes i wonder if democrats isn't performative for a reason. they may be goofy most of the time but there are some pretty strategically savvy ones within the democrat party. they are lost in the desert, they have no message or leader, they have no way to push back against the relentless glorious onslaught that's coming from the trump administration right now so what do they do, they can't go any further left, where is there to go? you end up lapping yourself at that point. they have to go to the middle and gavin newsom is how they are floating it. he host the podcast where he does not go on everyone else's shows but brings them on his so he establishes relevancy for

himself beyond 2026 when he terms out. he has this platform and he's going to use that as a marketing tool to help leverage him into the white house. he will move to the middle, democrats will look at him like he's their new democrat messiah. they will get behind him and you know the media, it will carry his baggage. people on the left are very fickle and have short attention spans. they are going to forget about his high-speed rail disaster, the law that you mentioned that he signed which allows for schools to socially transition kids without parental notification or consent. he was there for all of this and now he's going to act like that's not part of his legacy. republicans cannot let him get away with this. this was his second attempt at reinventing himself. he tried to do with the first time going after the florida blueprint with the california blueprint. that did not go out so well. fell on his face. whoever they brought in to help finesse is messaging, they are doing good. >> jesse: is he going to do one of those choose your fighter videos like the democrats in the

house? >> i will cringe to death. america cannot withstand anymore of this cringe he b.s. i can't stand another video of watching democrats not understand rhythm or mortal kombat. please do not. i hope he doesn't. for the love of all things wholly. >> jesse: what about the man with a cane in the ponytail? he's a legend now. he's been censured, they've some civil rights anthems around him on the house floor. what is going on here? >> he is the perfect avatar for where the democrat party is right now. literally old man with a cane yells just randomly at people. that is him. democrats have reduced their optics to the badly named al green. how are you going to do the reverend like that? first concert i ever saw. how are you going to sit here and do al green like this? that's the avatar for democrats. he is their new optic. >> jesse: first concert i saw

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: hunter biden's officially broke. he asked a judge to toss the laptop lawsuit because these millions in debt and can't afford his lawyers. he says it's hard for him to make a living. that's strange. ivy league educated lawyer and energy expert with international business experience can't find a steady job in the new golden age? even though he's the smartest guy joe biden knows?

hunter sold 27 pieces of art totaling over $1 million before 2023 but then his dad dropped out and he only sold one. nobody is buying the paintings now that daddy is back in delaware. funny how the bidens cry poor as soon as they are out of government. that should tell you everything about where the money is coming from. the government is supposed to be working for you, not making politicians and their friends ridge. that's what d.o.g.e. is all about. democrats used to pretend they supported that. >> what should be easy as getting rid of the pointless waste and stupid spending that doesn't benefit anybody. waste we should be getting rid of even if we did not have a deficit. did you know the federal government pays for a website devoted to a folk music ensemble made up of forest rangers? they are called the fiddling foresters. ♪ ♪ >> i will put their music on my ipod but i'm not paying for the website. >> jesse: obama even appointed his own d.o.g.e. czar. >> starting today i've asked the

vice president to lead a renewed effort to hunt down misspent tax dollars in every agency and department of this government. we are calling it the campaign to cut waste and i know joe is the right man to lead it because nobody messes with joe. >> we aren't just a limited in fraud and waste, we hope to be instilling an entire new culture for not only our administration but every succeeding administration will in fact pursue. >> jesse: but a few years later when joe was sitting in the oval he did not cut fraud, waste and abuse, he multiplied it. biden's inflation reduction act was a trojan horse for the green new scam. that was run by hillary's hatchet man. he says he has nothing to do with who got the money, but big surprise, biden and obama's friends got rich. the free press found that when biden announced he was giving out money to fight climate change, democrats and donors with ties to biden and obama lined up for grants. some of them even formed new nonprofits right after they heard about the climate cash.

stacey abrams was hired by a group called rewiring america and then they were awarded half a billion dollars in taxpayer money. the ceo of that same organization worked in the obama administration and donated thousands to kamala. the ceo of the climate united fund got $7 billion of your money. she worked for the obama campaign and white house earlier in her career but told "primetime" there's no relationship between climate united and any political party. richard worked for obama and he's a big-time donor, big time. sent over half a million to democrats. got a good return on his investment though periods group, coalition for green capital, got $5 billion. but they say they are nonpartisan. the opportunity finance network was awarded more than 2 billion. there ceo who got the job months

before the grants application went public work hunter biden. if you want to get rich quick, start a nonprofit. >> basically the government funded ngos are a way to do things that would be illegal if it were the government. but are somehow made legal if it is sent to a so-called nonprofit. but these nonprofits are then used -- people cash out these nonprofits. they become very wealthy through nonprofits. they pay themselves enormous sums. >> how many ngos? >> i think it was probably millions but in terms of large ngos, tens of thousands. >> jesse: if democrats were really concerned about climate change, why are they funneling cash to all their friends instead of sending it directly to solar and wind companies? these people cannot figure out how to run a company even with

free money. biden gave a solar panel company a three billion-dollar loan. now they say they are about to go bankrupt. why did they get the check? it doesn't hurt that their director served on the board with the head of biden's energy loan program. joe basically made a big mess giving our money to his friends and did not lower the earth temperature a smidge. now it's time for the trump team to prosecute and get us a refund. trumps epa administrator joins me. is this a kickback, is it theft, is a graft, what would you call it? >> all of the above. it's a green slush fund. $20 billion parked in an outside bank towards the end of the biden administration given to just eight ngos. you just named a bunch of them. these ngos were created for the first time any of them just to get this money.

the apa entered into this account control agreement with these entities -- epa -- treasury enters into a financial agent agreement with the bank and they design it to tie the epa's hands behind their back, to tie the federal government hands behind its back so when the money goes through the ngos to subgrantees, many of them are also pastors. we don't know where it's going, we don't have the proper amount of oversight and as you pointed out, it's going to people who are in the obama and biden administrations, it's going to donors. it's not going directly, as you pointed out, then fully you did, it's not going directly to remediate that environmental issue, to deliver clear air -- clean land, air and water. it's tens of billions of dollars going through their friends. >> jesse: they will say they did not steal it, they are just going to say they got paid salaries and then they donated to some other subcontractor who got paid salaries and it eventually went to some kid to pick up litter. right?

at the end of this, what's it like 5% of this money actually goes towards the environment. how much actually goes towards the environment after it's been stripped out for salaries? >> right. salaries of middle man after middleman going through these multiple added layers. i will give you an example on the other end of this. there was one ceo who is serving on the white house environmental justice council for the biden administration. while she was serving on the council, she was ceo of an organization that applied for and received $20 million. so some people were able to, with the right connections, be on the receiving end of billions of dollars. others on the other end of this adding tens of millions of dollars. the federal government not having oversight. i just mentioned the account control agreements that were entered into with epa and the prime recipients. they were amending the account control agreements right up to the inauguration.

we found january 13th. >> jesse: they were scrambling before you guys got in there. >> they amended it. >> jesse: so -- >> they amended the account control agreements to reduce epa oversight and to make it easier for them to pass through the money without getting caught. >> jesse: so you cost them and have you kicked this over to pam bondi at justice? >> yeah, the justice department and fbi have been working very closely with us. they've been working hard on this. my conversations with the attorney general, she seems very focused and motivated. same thing when i had an opportunity to speak to our great new fbi director. we have to ensure that there's accountability here and we have to make sure that the federal government reestablishes oversight. we cannot have -- we cannot afford is our country to have this kind of money wasted. we should have zero tolerance for even a penny of waste and

abuse. [simultaneous talking] >> jesse: a lot of scandals in the biden administration but this seems like a whopper. glad you found it out. we really appreciate it, let's get to the bottom of it. >> thank you, jesse. >> jesse: blowing up has laws in the media is covering it up

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: handling the chainsaw of bureaucracy comes with a price. elon told rogan the left wants him dead. >> these are real enemies. >> i think they want to kill me. the reason i know -- will they say so online. you know. there's reddit forums where they don't just want to kill me, they want to desecrate my course. >> reporter: >> jesse: security detail working overtime to keep them safe so the left is taking out it's anger on tesla owners and dealerships. one live suffering from elon musk arrangement syndrome

arrested for vandalizing random tesla's. >> why do you think you have the right to do that? >> free-speech. >> that doesn't matter. it's not up to you to say anything. it's not up to you to say anything. >> we have a difference of opinion. >> jesse: yes, that was a palestinian flag strapped to the back of that guy's bike. in a different incident outside boston, have a dozen charging stations were torched overnight and the suspects are still at large. on the west coast a radical left activist was charged with firebombing and shooting up a tesla dealership. >> on tuesday a man was arraigned after police linked him to two separate cases at the salem tesla center. police say the surveillance images show him throwing molotov cocktails at the dealership and sparking fires. police allege that on a separate occasion he fired several rounds into the dealership and at least one vehicle. >> jesse: the left used to care about mass shootings but when a they/them is pulling the

trigger, crickets. but not from the doj. the feds are handling that case. the department also charging lucy grace nelson, a.k.a. justin thomas nelson, a trans activist for trying to plant a series of explosive devices at a tesla dealership in colorado. after spray painting "" on the building. lefties who once flocked to tesla for a green future are now having a change of heart because of crazy libs harassing them. "two weeks ago i was called a nazi. i came home and told my husband that said, i'm done." another owner so ashamed she's trying to preempt the protests. "i'm so embarrassed to be seen in that car now, we got a bumper sticker who said i bought this before elon went crazy." we are hearing reports that some owners are changing their cars logos to avoid being targeted. this has become a dangerous and disturbing trend that is now i

guess not showing any signs of slowing down. why won't the democrats to announce their base? visiting professor and global ambassador at northwood university. so this is the antiviolence party, a party that does not condone violence. we heard that for many hours on msnbc. why don't we hear anything now? >> there's the old maxim that when conservatives think the liberals are wrong, they simply attribute it to them being misguided. where is when the liberals think the conservatives are wrong, it must be because they are moral degenerates, they are evil. and so now that elon musk no longer acquiesces to whatever the progressive positions are, he is literally nazi a which is scary for me because we spent four hours together at his house and i'm jewish so i barely escaped with my life. [laughs] >> jesse: i'm so glad you

survived the chambers down there. the molotov cocktail, that's not something someone misguided stumbles upon and just happens to throw in the backyard. that takes premeditation, calculation, determination. this seems to be a growing movement, to perpetuate violence against drivers of tesla's and dealerships. >> right. this is basically a consequentialist ethic which says that it's okay if i violate certain moral edicts if the consequences are white -- of why i'm doing this are laudable. in this case, even if i commit violence, even if i commit arson, even if i throw molotov cocktails, it's all for a good cause and so it is justifiable. just a quick personal anecdote. just today i had a friend who ended a 30 plus friendship

because i posted something that appeared to be in support of trump and he said i cannot see us moving forward and we are no longer friends. that's what happens when you are -- by progressivism. >> jesse: this was a guy? >> this was a guy, indeed. >> jesse: are you sure? >> i don't know what he identifies as but he certainly seems to -- >> jesse: men don't usually take this stuff that seriously. we forgive pretty much everything. >> but he's progressive so he's empathetic, sensitive and compassionate, on lycos degenerates. >> jesse: you don't need him, i'm your new friend. we are friends later. >> cheers. >> jesse: fox news alert. trump signed around of executive orders today. he celebrated march is women's history month and announce that the government is going to keep on drinking. >> everybody knows the country is way out of control in terms of the number of people. we have many people that don't work, many people probably that

aren't even living that are getting checks. we are finding all of that out and it's being reported. we will save hundreds of billions of dollars. the other thing, i think most important for today, i want the cabinet members to keep good people. i don't want to see a big cut where a lot of good people are cut. >> jesse: then trump says he's releasing a report on the assassination attempts. >> talking about butler. it's been seven months. why do you think we don't know more about the guy? >> the second one with all of the cell phones. i want to find the answers, i've told them. in fact today i said we can no longer blame biden for that one. he should have released that a long time ago. so they are giving me a report next week sometime. we are going to be releasing a report on that soon. >> jesse: and he wants msnbc anchors fired. >> they have lost such credibility and frankly what

nicole wallace said, i've never been a fan of hers. and she's not very talented. but i will tell you, what she said the other day about that young man is disgraceful. she should be forced to resign. and rachel maddow should be forced to resign. nobody watches her anyway. it's not possible they pay her as much money as i hear but certainly she's lost all credibility, both of them. what they said the other day, they should be forced to resign. >> jesse: happy dei thursday. plus, johnny finds pocahontas. >> what could donald trump to that would make you clap? >> i clapped when he said the united states has supported ukraine. >> why not for lakin riley's mom? patients who have sensitive teeth but also want whiter teeth they have to make a choice one versus the other. sensodyne clinical white provides two shades whiter teeth as well as providing 24/7 sensitivity protection. patients are going to love to see sensodyne on the shelf.

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we will be doing this on a weekly basis. >> dei is something we must have. >> jesse: happy dei thursday, "primetime"'s favorite day of the week. in honor of reverend al sharpton we are bringing you the best stories about dei. having a child is one of life's

greatest moments and typically is followed by a big decision, what's the name going to be. but if you live in new jersey you will have to decide something else. is your newborn trans? how about bisexual? or maybe they are just genderqueer. if none of those apply there's a little line at the bottom where you can fill in your own blank. this is an actual questionnaire, some hospitals in new jersey are handing parents because of a law passed a couple years back. what happened to just checking below the belt? boys in girls sports, the country hates it, nobody voted for it but in minnesota they are trying to fight, fight, fight. meet two-spirit. what's two-spirit? it's a trans indigenous person and there's only one in minnesota state government. two-spirit says if you ban trans athletes you are hitler. >> they aren't going to stop being transgender just because you strip them from sports or from housing or from their health care. make no mistake that this is

just another version of state sanctioned bullying and genocide. and i don't say that lightly. >> jesse: okay two-spirit. you remember pronouns and email signatures? i don't because they got removed by d.o.g.e. if i get an email and spot a pronoun, straight to spam. trump dropped -- said drop they/them or leave your desk and that what's happened to a guy named frank in texas. after wrestling with the pros and cons list one late night frank finally made up his mind. "i could not in good conscience remove my pronouns were contribute to those actions in any way, no matter how small." frank was fired by noon that day. and lost everything he worked for. we wish frank well. no dei thursday is complete without a victory. black lives matter plaza in d.c. getting a paint job. this woke slogan honoring the 2020 riots will no longer grace the streets of our capital.

republicans are already working on a new mural to honor america's 250th birthday. it's naked been franklin jumping out of a cake. ♪ ♪ after president trump's address to congress i decided let's just keep johnny here. so i sent into the capital, peacefully and patriotically of course, and made him talk to democrats. >> senator, how's it going? what could donald trump do to make you clap? >> i did clap when he said that the united states has supported ukraine and given them lots of -- >> why not for lakin riley's mom? how was the speech last night? did you love it? >> i watched it. i don't think that was the best look for our party last night. >> very disappointing. >> you did not stand up for anything. >> the president got before the

american people and did not talk about how he could drive down grocery prices. >> why weren't you standing yesterday? >> a very important hearing right now on anti-semitism. >> you did not stand for anything. >> i don't know where you got that information. >> there was nothing the president had to say either factual or truthful. >> we applaud it. >> you don't think it's worthy to stand up for her like everyone else? >> i need you to move. have a good day. i need to go to a meeting. >> 80% of the american people according to cbs love the speech. [laughs] >> the united states of america. >> i don't know what speech they were watching. >> the president speech. >> it wasn't worth watching. >> why was al green so just respectful? >> pasquel green. >> i just pulled up to al green's office, went inside to see if he wanted to talk because

he did a lot of talking at the joint address but they shoot me away and said we are not talking to johnny. what was wrong with the democrats that they could not stand last night? >> i think people have to see the difference between conservative republicans and liberal democrats. liberal democrats are miserable people. >> i bet they were sore sitting that long. >> why do you want men in women's sports? >> therefore i -- senator, why do you want men in women's sports? >> congressman, how are you? >> okay, thank you. >> why should men be in women's sports? >> shorts? >> sports. >> why are we paying for "sesame street" in iraq? [laughs] >> i do not know that that is true so i'm not going to say yes

or no. >> you don't trust the d.o.g.e. findings? [laughs] >> i don't have an opinion on that. i work in a business that does not require us to have an opinion on everything. >> to have an opinion on jesse watters? >> oh yeah, i wish i had his hair. my dad is a big fan. >> you need to get away from me. did you like the speech last night? [laughs] >> jesse: more "primetime" straight ahead. ♪ ♪ mopping is hard work, but then i tried the swiffer powermop. it has a built-in solution that breaks down dirt on contact. plus, it's 360-degree swivel head cleans up along baseboards and even behind the toilet. bye, bye bucket. with the swiffer powermop.

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♪ >> jesse: major jesse watters movie recommendation. not a big movie guide, i only watch them on planes but i watched juror number 2. it is incredible. it really makes you think what is the definition of justice?

text me about it tomorrow or later in the week. actually tomorrow is friday but text me that no -- let me know what you think. and voters were asked to pick a fight or, and we did,'s name was donald trump. this person asked what is your fight stance? it depends. you know what i mean? katie from tucson, arizona, said you need a new nickname for weird al it is not fair to al jankovic. lori from white pigeon michigan by then had a slush fund? what? no way! can you believe it to? the rest of the administration was so clean. lindsay from cincinnati says planning to wake the grateful dead. you got me.

if you play music like that you can have a ponytail of. okay? michael from steamboat springs, colorado,, great town i have been there, did the little ski shot, shame on you for sending johnny in without a paddle. i'm not a proper guy. johnny has to make those himself. he should have brought that from sink or swim. nancy from harbor beach florida i think we should wear johnny's search for -- shirt from floozy on tomorrow night's show that is how we will know. i apologize. want me to get on my knees and beg? pandora from mchenry illinois it is tesla not tesla. ♪ ♪