fans, tiana. >> yeah, frankly, prostituting yourself is not that different than what half of congress is doing, especially lately since trump took office, what has been the democratic form of resistance? has it been actually trying to challenge his nominees or bring up extra pills to speaker johnson? no, it's been memes. it's been tiktok videos of choose your fighter and look at aoc dance. or hold up your photo day child sign accusing of donald trump of stealing and elon musk of being a liar. the #resistance process has totally degraded the quality of the lawmaker. >> will: i got to leave it there. john ashbrook, tiana, thank you both for being with me today come appreciate your time. that will do it for us today. we are going to now turn it over technologically sound to "the five." ♪ ♪

>> judge jeanine: hello, everyone. i'm judge jeanine pirro among with harold ford jr., jesse watters, shannon bream, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. ♪ ♪ this week was nothing short of a disaster for the democrat party. the looney tunes backing the right of men to pummel female athletes with zero senate democrats voting to protect women sports. then came the most embarrassing bingo night in history as they refused to stand up for a kid with cancer during trump's speech. don't even get me started on those cringeworthy videos. the trump white house is mocking that god-awful choose your fighter travesty. >> who is your character? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

>> judge jeanine: right now the democrats are facing a fork in the road when it comes to their future. "the new york times" is highlighting the "fractured democratic opposition to president trump." "the times" breaks it down into four categories, compromisers, resisters, lawyers, and pragmatists. gavin newsom is trying to go to the compromiser group by rebuffing the democrats on transgender athletes in women sports. but did his party back him up? of course not. >> what is your response to that after democrats had opposed women and girls in sports? >> i haven't seen his comments. what democrats oppose was unleashing sexual predators on girls drought the united states of america.

>> if that's what he thinks is going to win him the presidential election, if he actually did say that in that way, then i'm really disappointed. >> judge jeanine: and frank luntz is warning that the left is going to be worse off if they side with losers like al they side with losers like al green. >> they have been asking the democrats now since the beginning of this administration, what is your alternative? as critical as i am of trump's communication, the democrats are much worse. for them, there is no policy. there is only opposition. >> judge jeanine: all right, jesse. there is no policy, there is only opposition. and my understanding is house leadership jeffries actually reprimanded those fighters in that video and ask them to be more dignified. in fact, before that speech, before the joint session. >> jesse: yeah, who are they fighting? the guy that got shot? the guy with a mug shot?

or linda mcmahon will body slam you. sebastian gorka will kill you with his mustache. pete hegseth has literally killed people. so i don't think they should be fighting anybody right now. but you are right, i use to admire the democrats, judge, because they have such great discipline come always on message, never criticized each other, and now they don't have it because they don't have any leadership. barack does not want to get his hands dirty, that backfired, joe is disgraced, nancy broke her hip and took a seat. antiochene instills no fear. nancy scares people, hakeem scares nobody. the democrats on their own and trying to find out what to do by listening to the media. the media tells them six different things. one day they told him play possum. the next day they say fight harder so they don't know what to do. most of the people in the press they usually listen to have been fired or retired. so now for the first time they have to figure out who they are by themselves. they used to just like to a cnn hit, say russia, say trump's

racist, and go home. they would get fed lines. they would get told how to vote. now they have to figure it out all by themselves. republicans know what to do because we have had to go around this media machine. we have had to go directly to the voters. we write our own tweets. do their own podcast radio. they are used to kind of formulating and defending their policies. democrats not only don't they know how to defend the policies, they don't even know what the policies are. half the party is like on the trans-side, half the party is like i don't think that is smar. this is going to be such a tough stretch for this party because they have to figure out how to win back in the midterms. than they have to figure out how to govern seriously. than they have to figure out how to nominate a presidential person in a primary where they are just going to be -- it's like identity politics bumper cars. it's going to be fun to watch. >> judge jeanine: you know, harold, just standing up against

men in women sports created this furious backlash against gavin newsom. and that's on an issue that's 80-20, when the democrats, 45% of them, think they have to go more moderate. i mean come are they fractured for good? i mean, where are they going to connect? >> harold: no one is fractured. good to be with you, shannon, good to be here. jesse raises another interesting point. a couple of days in a row now he has raised great points. he said we are democrats don't have -- getting trapped, your question, getting trapped of these cultural issues. leader jeffries would do better to just say, if the democrat wishes or believes that girls -- boys should not be playing and girls sports, that's what they have every right to say. here's what i am focused on peered we have a tax plan that is going to empower mainstream businesses and lift middle-class families. we have an education plan that is going to lift every child in america. we probably made a mistake the other night not clapping.

so here's what we're going to do now, we are going to offer these ideas. if we get trapped in the same set of traps that president trump said during the last campaign, we are going to lose again. the majority of people who put donald trump in the white house put him in the white house because he had better ideas about things they care most about. if we get caught up talking about things that 80% of the country believes we are on the wrong path on, we are never going to get back on the right path. second, the president talked very eloquently about a golden age, judge jeanine, and his golden age of starting out economically. the president one day says we are going to have tariffs, the same day next hour have tariffs on this, not that. democrats answer those questions, talk about what that means, how small investors, meaning people investing small amount of money, big investors, small businesses and big businesses, they cannot plan for the future if the president has uncertainty. if we get caught up talking about transgender athletes and

little boys playing with little girls in sports, or sharing bathrooms, we destined to lose again and we should if we cannot get to the issues that people care about the most. >> judge jeanine: you know, shannon, the white house came out with their own video fighters from vice president j.d. vance to pete hegseth. everyone doing their own real job. it wasn't performative. and it's like such difference between the left and the right, where the symbolism was so stark. you know, the others were fake fighters, and the president showed to his team and his cabinet to be real fighters on the issues that they've been appointed to do. >> shannon: i think it gets to one of the struggles democrats have right now which is the question of authenticity because the fighter videos and them all cussing saying the exact same script, it felt very performative. as you said. and what young people want is authentic. you saw them come over to president trump. he speaks sometimes rough around the edges but he says what he means come his authentic, and

they bought it. these videos feel a little cringe. one young person to me said ick, i think is the word the youngsters are using commit did not feel organic at all and they want authenticity. that is why they felt welcome to the republican party. president trump a credit barron, saying he told me he gave me a pulse on what was authentic and young people wanted to hear from joe rogan and president trump willing to go to all of those places has a much different impact than these weird videos that even some democrats find cringe. >> judge jeanine: all right, greg, what do you think about the four categories, compromiser, resistor, lawyers, can they get together on message? >> greg: i don't know, if working the road probably belongs to governor pritzker. pragmatists and losers. the pragmatists are like harold, people who realize you have to change her you are going to die, the losers are the people who prefer to die rather than change but they are operating on an illusion when they think they are winning. they think they are activist

trauma still exerts control or power over the american people when in fact it is only a tiny group of activists. they are basically have guns and shooting blanks, nobody buys it. it actually makes their adversaries republicans or trump look better by acting the way they do. they are paralyzed by the sunk cost of all of these years, you know, pushing terrible policies. you don't want to let it go because you put so much into it. also their egos prevent them from saying hoops. winners can say oops. everyone admits they are wrong except for these folks, so how do you unite a party where a faction is basically on a path to annihilation, and they are in your plane? they are a hijacker on your plane. and that hijacker is not going to have a change of heart. oppression politics, identity politics is an ideology. it prevents you from changing her mind. so you need to charge the cockpit and toss them out. you actually do need to split

the democratic party. let the freak start their own, you know, everything is racist party. they can call themselves the party of the oppressed. but then that leaves your party, harold, and that is where you have to redefine what you are without them, which is hard because the foundation has been cultural issues for so long under the rubric of identity politics at oppression politics peered the party is in a death spiral and it will keep going because all you have to look at is the other areas where there is identity politics. academia, hollywood, democrat party. hollywood and academia, you are seeing that it is inside them and they can't get it out. it spreads. it is a tumor. it is feasting on the host. if hollywood can get it outcome if academia stuck with it forever, how are the democrats going to shake this stuff? you've got to just cut the limb off, kids. >> jesse: tie them to the airplane seat. >> greg: you are so into trance -- >> judge jeanine: cutting, that's right. >> harold: back to the economy. >> judge jeanine: up next,

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that to us. by using tokens already owned by the government estimated to be worth $17 billion. and trump's crypto czar is promising it will not cost taxpayers a dime. earlier the president spoke with first ever white house crypto summit. >> last year i promised to make america the bitcoin superpower of the world, and the crypto capital of the planet, and we are taking historic action to deliver on that promise. >> shannon: and here is another move that will put a smile on the faces of young voters peered president trump says he will probably extend the tiktok band deadline if a deal d in time. it is a sharp contrast to how the left is trying to connect with young people. protesters singing songs like this during today's anti-trump science rally in d.c. ♪ this little light of mine ♪ ♪ i'm going to let it shine ♪ ♪ this is a song for all the good people ♪

♪ , on ♪ ♪ all the good people who are part of this family. ♪ >> shannon: greg, how is that going to resonate with the young whippersnappers out there? was hot tunes? >> greg: i think i saw them at coachella like 1850. just a fun fact about that song, and i'm sure harold knows this, little light of mine originated in black churches in the 1930s. first recording was from a prison in 1934 in texas. it's a gospel song. associated with civil rights, considered an african american spiritual, but these rejects from peter paul and mary added science lights the way. no. you want cultural appropriation? they were talking about god in that gospel, not about fauci. imagine if i started quoting mlk's speech i have a dream and claimed the dream was at a future conservative network called fox news would reign supreme. i don't think people would like

that. as trump embraces the future, they distort the past. it has nothing to do with age, either. trump is no spring chicken. it's about his engagement to the world, his engagement to the environment. he is connected like a plug in a socket. he understands people's interests and concerns. it is another symptom of how out of strep the frogs are. they have a song with no visceral connection to the topic at hand and he goes back to trump. if you talk to anybody in the media regardless of age, about crypto, bitcoin, blockchain, they recoil. it's like, do i have to read about this? it's not just a fear of the unknown, it's a fear of effort. is a lot of work to get up to speed. meanwhile a guy who is closing in on 80 gobbles this stuff up. doesn't matter what thing it is come he just goes have some debriefing for 20 minutes and then he is on board. no wonder he is scooping up young people, because he can effortlessly just kind of walk in on their turf and get it.

>> shannon: you did a lot of homework. like our resident historian. >> shannon: i did that for your mother, who is a delight. >> shannon: she texted before the show and said don't forget this is greg's show. i told him. >> greg: i am for myself now. >> shannon: rightfully so. 's judge jeanine has offered to tutor us on the issue of crypto. where is it? is this where the cloud is? >> judge jeanine: i think it's like the cloud. they say it is a digital fort knox. i think what is interesting about this is you've got donald trump bringing crypto from exile, donald trump now the first crypto president. and this is appealing to young people, like my kids are really into this. i don't understand it, i know there is a blockchain for every crypto or something like that, but apparently it is something where it has bipartisan support in congress, and in the end, i

think in the beginning they ended up taking see assets from criminal and civil cases and making that part of their federal reserve. so whatever it is, they've got some foundational basis. they've got their fort knox. they are going to start to explain it to us. then when i started researching, i said why is crypto good for me? they said it is good for you because you can diversify. okay, you can diversify. it hedges against inflation because there is a limited supply. added has increased liquidity, it trades quickly, and global access because it bypasses traditional banking. so i guess that means if you are in iran and cannot use a regular bank, you use crypto. it is just something that is -- we are going to have to start to understand it. but it is no cost to the taxpayer. so i mean as we start getting educated, i think it is good to be a good thing peered. >> shannon: harold, young people are already educated. they are digging in and the

president gets this is a way to connect with the next generation. >> harold: i don't think that's the reason we should be connecting just because young people are connecting with it and you think lytic leader is an advantage. aramid everybody 2019 president trump lampooned bitcoin and lampooned other crypto. he has come around six years later as he had every right to. it seems part of the reason he has come around is it has given an opportunity to build to young voters. today's announcement, basely directed the apartment department of treasury to stay a strategic bitcoin reserve and at stockpile. there are a lot of people who believe we will take some of the sentiment paid on our debt. it's unclear to me how we do that because one of the rules the president also said we wouldn't have to sell any of the stuff. and you can keep it. it may have a lot of value one day, may not have as much value another, may have a few pennies on the dollar several days later. i'm a believer in the technology that undergirds it, which is what the judge was talking about. >> shannon: can we borrow against it? is that one of the advantages?

>> harold: if you have it in your portfolio, perhaps you can. >> greg: jesse is sleeping. >> harold: i didn't take this segment. let me say this. tiktok -- >> shannon: let's talk about tiktok. >> harold: i hope the president changes his mind on tiktok. >> shannon: wait, wait, wait, change it which way? because he was against it before touring to get rid of it -- >> harold: his current position. >> shannon: you want him to not keep it? >> harold: i believe it is a danger and a threat to our national security. president trump believes that if we produce more things in america, he's going to reduce tariffs on other countries. i may disagree with how he's doing it, but i understand the notion. what i don't understand is tiktok, the congress, the supreme court, 9-0 decision, said what they are doing is collecting information on young people mostly and are very well weaponizing it, and they said not to do that. the president continues -- he is doing it because he likes -- >> judge jeanine: shein and

temu have your credit card number -- >> harold: the supreme court in a 9-0 decision went through this laboriously. every republican and democrat -- i'm just saying come i think it is bad. >> shannon: when it went down for 24 hours, jessie's dance videos couldn't get out there and it was a national emergency. >> jesse: i want to talk about the singing. >> shannon: we are back to the singing! okay. >> greg: you speak my language. >> shannon: ♪ kumbaya ♪ >> jesse: what happens is the greatest generation comes back from war, all bent out of shape after the depression, and they had lots of kids, and they spoiled them and gave them everything. and all of these children just competed for attention. you get the '60s and they're all like "me, me, me, look at me, i'm going to sing, there is no consequences, free love." than they got lucky because they hit the reagan '80s and all the way up until now they rode out the greatest stock market rally in the history of

civilization. so now they are at the top of their game and they are all rich. and they drove this country into a ditch. look at the border. look at the debt. and what they have done is they have turned every program into their own personal piggy bank. because it is there is. everything is there's. usaid has my money. green new scam, gimme gimme gimme. even open borders, what they do come all they did was buy a place to house the migrants and they got a $6 billion grant from joe. this is what is happening. this is the last gasp of the baby boomer generation. they are going to sing into a little folk song but they have not groomed the younger generation, and the younger generation is just a stupid. and this is where the democratic party is. >> shannon: you put us in the middle, we're okay? >> jesse: we are good. how old are you? >> greg: you are not supposed to ask. >> shannon: i will say i am gen x peered. >> harold: after we got attacked on 9/11, they went and

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: even your kidneys aren't safe from the liberals. joy behar claimed she could be friends with a trump supporter but there is a catch. >> i won't give them a kidney. but i could be friends with them. i mean, the thing about it is it's not just about politics, it's about morality, ethics, it's about cruelty, it's about discrimination. it's about a lot of things.

[applause] personal human values. we are not really just talking about fiscal conservative who pays more taxes. we are talking about you as a human being. >> jesse: harold ford jr. >> harold: yes. >> jesse: would you give me your kidney? >> harold: i would. >> jesse: what else would you give me? >> greg: jesse would return it. >> judge jeanine: bitcoin? >> harold: we reach a point -- i think joy behar may have been joking but you have to take people at their word -- we live in a time where people can't accept the fact that your experiences in life may be different than my experiences in life, on some issues or questions, but i know you as a person, and i like you as a person. we don't agree on everything. public policy issues. but your heart and your family and your decency is something that i respect. i think we've got to figure out how we get more there. we can argue, and we to argue, we have differences of opinion,

a lot of issues. the same is true with others around the table. the judge, whom i love dearly, i can't hear out of my right ear after the last three years, but i love her even more so, perhaps because i can't hear as well as i did a few years ago. we have to get beyond this in politics. you can disagree with someone and still be france with them and you know what, still give them a kidney. a guy around the table who have gotten to know, greg gutfeld, who has how truth a lot of things come i hope i've helped him with a lot of things as just a friend -- on the show we disagree about issues. >> judge jeanine: here is the difference. you know, when you talk about we've all got similar life experiences, we all have to figure it out, i ask you, harold, who are the people who unfriended us in 2016, who wouldn't talk to us, who fought with us at thanksgiving dinner table? the family members? it is the left that is intolerant of the right, and so for the left to put themselves on this moral pedestal and

pontificate -- they have no problem with men beating women and women sports and they refused to recognize angel moms or the parents of the service people killed at abbey gate, i mean let's not katie other. this is going one way. do i with you? absolutely. let me finish. but do we have dinner together and i go to your house or vice versa? absolutely. and that's different for most democrats. and let me just tell you about joy behar there. you know, she is saying now, well, maybe i will be friends with them. we are nazi sympathizers to her, cult members, people who cannot think for ourselves, brainwashed. i never said that about the left, i just objected to what their policies are. they hate us. >> harold: well, you have said some terrible things what democrats -- >> judge jeanine: like what? >> harold: play the tape back

of yesterday. >> jesse: greg, are you an organ donor? >> greg: depends what you mean by donating? i mean, i do donate my organ periodically. >> jesse: periodically. >> greg: she raises an important question, though. who would want her kidney? i mean, look at her. if you look at joy's exterior, imagine the condition on the inside, it's like opening a dumpster, god forbid what you find there, you might find a body. she is also pretty arrogant to assume that somebody come her kidneys would even be considered good enough for a transplant. it reminds me of hunter biden just assuming he could sell his art. it's like nobody wants his art, nobody wants her kidney except for a snack in the "the five" green room. she was joking, but then she veered into the morality question. and you've got to think about

how can people to do horrible things from hamas to hitler? when you have an ideology that removes the humanity of your target and everything is permissible. that is what i think kind of scares us about this radical element of the left, when they decide your politics is a moral virtue, i can't be friends with hitler, and they move the framing from left versus right or republican and democrat to good, me, evil, you. and it is ironic because they call you a nazi as a way to excuse their own intolerance, meaning that calling you a nazi means i can act like a nazi. i can exterminate you. that is the thing. i can't be friends with somebody who has these beliefs is but the start to something else. >> jesse: well said. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: i checked the box on my driver's license that i am an organ donor, shannon, so if i get into a horrific vehicular crash, they can just harvest everything -- i mean everything,

like the buffalo, like the native americans, everything. take first? probably the hair. >> shannon: hair transplant. by the way, you guys might not know, march is national kidney month and there was quite a reaction to this because the american association of kidney patients said it does not even funny to joke about withholding a transplant from somebody based on their political persuasion, but it made me think about these people who are not able to get surgeries and transplants because they didn't get the covid vaccine. the purported on a lot of those cases and reportedly some of that is still happening, so that is another part of the conversation that we are going to talk about who gets it kidney and who doesn't. >> harold: i want your ties. >> shannon: what if he is not wearing a tie in the accident? >> jesse: you can have my tie, harold. president trump plays matchmaker for those two astronauts joe biden left in space. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> harold: god bless roy eric. welcome back. time for "the fastest." first up, can love bloom in space? president trump joking the true nasa astronaut stuck on the iss for months, he says they might have developed a romance. >> they've been left up there. i hope they like each other. but -- maybe they will love each other, i don't know. but they have been left up there, think of it, and i see the woman with the wild hair, good, solid head of hair she's got. there is no kidding, there is no games with her hair. >> harold: for the record, these two astronauts are happily married to other people. they are finally closing in on their return to earth after nine months stuck in space. judge, can you imagine being stuck in space?

nine months? >> judge jeanine: three things to say. number one, why would he say what he said? does he see something we don't? number two, if i'm -- >> harold: the president. >> judge jeanine: if i'm stuck in space, the question is, do you do what you do and just deal with it later? or do you go without for nine months? okay? like greg went for 59 years. >> greg: oh... >> judge jeanine: or if you are stuck in space with a guy, i'd probably rip his head off. i would. >> jesse: he might like that. >> harold: maybe they will love each other. how do you feel about president trump and this -- these people are happily married. >> jesse: well, if they weren't, the thing about a one-night stand, harold, wham bam thank you ma'am you can leave the next day. you can't leave. some a matter what happens you just have to stare and look at that person for the rest of the trip. so it is high risk higl it is g.

but if it doesn't go well, it could be pretty awkward. >> harold: shannon, you are a person of faith, what do you think of this? >> shannon: not these two, i feel they are nice people, but i do wonder, for single astronauts, is there an area in the space station for some loving time? >> jesse: the boom boom room. >> shannon: there are different kinds of love. i love all of you at this table. i'm not going to space with you. >> harold: give me a kidney but not -- >> shannon: i would give you the kidney way before outer space. >> harold: exclamation point, what are your thoughts about this. >> greg: can you imagine the transmission to ground control? houston, we have a. they do have a place. it is the docking station. but according to science, and this is a pro-science show, it

doesn't count if it is in space. it's like vegas. if it happens in space, it's tired of the astronauts and their hair. we get it, you have long hair, all right, put it in a bun! put it in a bun, lady. you are a professional. how long were they supposed to be there, eight days? so nine months. imagine if we went to do "the five," right, and we are going to do a show and all of a sudden the doors shut. she is with her coworkers. imagine being in a room for the nine months and planning one show, shannon, who knows what might happen between us? your mom would have to watch. [laughter] >> jesse: oh, my god. >> greg: watch us debate for nine months. but it's like with your coworkers. >> shannon: i'm more worried about her hanging upside down all the time then her hair. >> greg: talk about the walk of shame peered. >> jesse: there is no walk of shame, turnaround.

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dances at other schools because then you meet guys from the other schools because i went to a catholic school but i was with girls. >> greg: sure you were. we knew those catholic girls, right, shannon? yeah, oh, we are saving it. [laughter] they are only saving one thing. >> shannon: some of us did. >> greg: evil shannon bream. >> shannon: that's what i'm saying. your weekends is a 16-year-old, just picture "little house on the prairie" with electricity and that was me. >> greg: where did you grow up? >> shannon: florida. >> greg: you had electricity. >> shannon: very laura ingalls wilder. i was the august get in my class, i skipped a grade, 16-year-old senior, went to church with my grandma, which i loved, by the way. >> jesse: i definitely did not skip a grade. [laughter] >> greg: voted most likely not to skip a grade. >> jesse: i might have even repeated a grade. i don't even remember. oh, man. i'm with harold. you are looking for girls.

first, harold, you are trained to find beer. >> harold: i didn't drink until i was 21. >> jesse: were you saving yourself, too, harold? >> harold: i guess i was. >> greg: i spent a lot of time outside 7-eleven trying to get guys to buy me peered. >> jesse: get the beer and then go into the woods somewhere. >> greg: exactly and something bad happens in the woods, you don't talk about it for a while, decades pass, and all of a sudden you get a phone call. and they say "we know what you did in the woods." >> judge jeanine: brett kavanaugh, ask him. >> greg: what is one rule you make that everyone has to follow in your home? shannon, what rule is that? >> shannon: you better like dogs because this kid bream, his home, if you come into it. he's going to be there. listen -- >> greg: did i tell you my idea for a book for you? women of the bible cook. >> shannon: yeah, but i can't cook. >> greg: combination religion

and cookbook. it will sell like crazy. >> shannon: i like that. do you have to cook to have a cookbook? >> greg: women of the bible in the kitchen. >> shannon: does cereal count? >> greg: never mind. jesse, what rule in your home? >> jesse: i make everybody take off their shoes. >> shannon: no. >> jesse: i don't do that. some people do that. >> greg: we do that. >> jesse: you do that? >> greg: if you live in new york, you cannot wear your she was in somebody's house. they are covered with human filth. >> shannon: discuss where she was? >> jesse: religious regions? >> greg: it is high gene. every time he walks, i wipe his paws. >> jesse: i'm turning around. >> greg: what about you? harold come you look so sad. >> harold: i'm just tired. i think with my kids you have to

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>> judge jeanine: it's time now for "one more thing" and shannon goes first. >> shannon: i want to tell you something special. freedom honoring one of our colleagues last night. fox news channel's chief foreign correspondent -- foreign affairs correspondent trey yingst got the foundation first amendment award. i was blessed to attend the dinner along with fox news media ceo suzanne scott and jay wallace. the foundation noted trey does remarkable work. we all know it bringing us the stories of people caught in war zones around the world. reported extensively retirelessly ukraine, middle east, afghanistan. we join in all of those congratulating trey and his team a very-well deserved honor. adam boehler, lindsey graham and >> judge jeanine: congratulation s to trey yingst is he wonderful. going? >> greg: tonight, we have a show for you. it's an all-star panel.

tom shillue, todd piro, michael loftus, kennedy. it's a hum dippinger. let's do this. ♪ animals are great harold is sad there is no in your face. did you know otters know how to break things over? >> judge jeanine: what is he breaking? >> greg: he is trying to break an oyster. is he being shell fished, if you will. [laughter] look at that. pretty smart. >> judge jeanine: beautiful. >> greg: they eat 25% of their body weight every day. that almost makes them an hun area member of "the view." >> harold: trey yingst deserves everything is he getting. glad it be his colleague. animals are great love that more than in your face. a commercial spacecraft successfully landed on the east quadrant of the moon. the blue ghost lander built by

texas base aerospace. travel leaving january 15th traveled 2.8 miles, 45 days to reach there. this is the first commercial company in history to achieve a fully successful soft landing on the moon. congratulations to the engineers and all those who made it happen. >> judge jeanine: jesse? >> jesse: caitlin clark the wnba player she did challenge with eli manning. guess who won? >> judge jeanine: kaitlin. >> jesse: no eli won not only did he win he swatted her 75-61. take that, ladies. >> judge jeanine: you like saying that. >> jesse: he is not even a professional basketball player. >> judge jeanine: you like saying that? >> jesse: yes i do. a mystery guest very mysterious. >> judge jeanine: like you. nighttime going to go because we have a few seconds so have a wonderful weekend. that's it for us. ♪ ♪ s