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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: yes! you hear that, jimmy? that is called applause. not even sure which jimmy i mean it. there is like three of them. good evening, everybody. it is friday so that you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guests of. he once went on vendor fox news contributor tom schillue! he looks like rice cakes taste. "fox & friends" first cohost todd piro!

for just 39 cents a day you can feed this man, founder of studio tfc michael loftus! and she is charming and smart and gluten makes her. host of kennedy saves the world podcast kennedy! my god what is wrong with me? before we get to some new stories let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: it is leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week and as always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will make joe machi clean joe biden's condo on epstein island. hasn't been touched in years. this is the weekend we set our clocks forward an hour. great, just what fox needs, an older audience. [laughter] fair and balanced. joy behar says she would never

donate a kidney to save the life of a trump voter. she could not anyways because science has not perfected pick to human kidney transplants. [applause] you are coming around. pam bondi says she received a truckload more of epstein documents. unfortunately this is the woman driving the truck. the trump administration put a one dollar limits on government credit cards. now members of congress have to use cash to pay for electrolysis. [laughter] a woman who gave up a good drop to pursue her passion for dumpster diving is claiming she has already saved $50,000. she has never looked happier. [applause]

as part of a promotion a 60-foot long balloon a body double of kim kardashian appeared in times square. it is made entirely out of rubber and plastic, and so is the balloon it. so that one coming. hunter biden is asking the judge to toss his laptop suit because he is millions in debt. it is true hunter is so broke he can't even afford to pay himself for sex. spacex massive starship exploded just 10 minutes after taking off on thursday night. for the next launch engineers will try to delay the explosion by urging the starship to think about baseball. [laughter] strong wind overnight in the tri-state area it is so windy

earlier today i actually saw the statue of liberty's underwear. before we left the office jessie had to break out his a velcro hairpiece. that was like local news. scientists in tanzania found proof ancient humans made tools from animal bones 1.5 million years ago. not only did they find proof they found an eyewitness. [applause] so it was reported that a st. louis man has been convicted twice of having sex with a seat on a commuter train it. i know. what are humiliating to wait for us so far to find out he was cheating. to think they shared an ottoman together. >> i like that one. >> that was a good joke.

>> greg: president trump reminded his cabinet members they run their departments not elon musk. he also cautioned to let musk impregnate them only on their free time. maxine waters says elon musk may have stolen the 2024 election with his quote high technology ass. noting she keeps when incur elections with a low technology wiggle. a new york city sanitation worker is winning on the beauty pageant circuit. it makes sense you should see her cams. a group of scientists say women who abstain from sex may be putting their health in jeopardy, proving once again that geeks will say anything to get later. alec baldwin at 50-cent will appear at the reopening of new york city's planet hollywood of. 50 was the only one willing to do it with him because he has already been shot nine times.

[applause] quit well i am ahead at? and finally a florida man swallowed a $769,000 in stolen diamond earrings. that is some expensive [bleep]. sorry. you still clapped. i mean some of you data. all right to the news. so a majority of americans clearly love what d.o.g.e is doing. no wonder cnn is so shocked. >> this to me was one of the more shocking figures i saw and it made me go wait a minute hold on one second will americans on trump and d.o.g.e efforts inc. musk and d.o.g.e should influence government spending and operations. look at this 54% of the majority say they should. how about trump trying to cut stuff from government agencies? again you get a majority 50 1%. elon musk might not be that popular but these cuts and the idea of spending cuts at least within the federal government

and government agencies that has majority support. i was truly surprised by this but the numbers of the numbers. >> greg: it is true. the numbers of the numbers. that is what i love about cnn. nothing gets by them. the question the left should be asking is not why d.o.g.e is so popular, it is why everything trump is doing it so popular. he is like a hot check at a "star trek" convention. what trump says for some reason makes more sense now than ever. even when it comes to rescuing astronauts. >> we are coming up to get you and you should not have been up there for so long. the most incompetent president in our history has allowed that to happen to you but this president won't let that happen. we will get them out. they have been left up there i hope they like each other. love each other i don't know. >> greg: i hope they love each

other. i'm sure their spouses they left at home are happy to hear that. the fact is what trump wants for the country is also what the country wants for the country. still, why is it so clear now when it was not so clear in 2020? we can't forget perhaps the biggest driver of trump's mandated victory that joe fact biden halftime show. i.e. the halftime how we injured between both halves of. sure this was a disaster that made hintonburg look like a fender bender. a nonstop dissent into a fever swamp of inhuman and inhospitable beliefs. we have to admit that maybe in retrospect it was a blessing in disguise. perhaps the country needed to experience hell in order to understand what the rest of us already knew, that not only was the democratic party morally and bankrupt mess but trump was the only way to stop their path of destruction. you are starting to see this idea to cold that it was a good

thing. a monumental lesson even for america to have this unholy break between trump number 1 and trump number 2. now we have a bruised and battered and they were cut so disgusted by biden scandals that they put more good faith behind a trump than if he had simply been reelected in 2020. think about it. you think trump in 2020 would have thought elon musk on his side? or rfk jr. or tell sick his team? for that to -- tulsi gabbard on his team? for that to happen he needed to hit rock bottom. so thank you media for rigging the election through censorship and suppression and hoaxes, think you'd democrats for pushing a profound cover-up of a desiccated leader, while pushing policies so absurd it may take decades for you to recover. that trans men have more rights than women and girls, that open borders that trump are securing the country, that crime is only pursued if it suits democrats

politically. you stole the rope in 2020 and you hung yourself with it. and it was necessary. america saw you finally without a filter. and like randi weingarten without makeup it scared the hell out of us. even more, the biden presidency taught the american public that all that our rational behavior from 2016 until 2020, it was not caused by trump, because it got way, way worse after trump left. as rider michael malice estates trump was not was not the river, he was the. and now he is back and we realize how dan necessary he was so americans embrace the man who is fixing it. let's hope once he does the voters do not forget what came before him or we will have to do this all over again it. i just hope that baron is old

enough to run. >> hear he is. >> greg: tom. when the results of the 2020 election came out i had this weird feeling that maybe this was of this was a break to bring trump back and i told that to somebody. you know who i told that to? >> was it me. >> greg: no. >> i was going to say i remember that. >> greg: i told that to donald trump. >> the intermission, right? >> greg: do you think it was a good thing that the democrats stole the election? >> i think it was. and now you know it was going to be eight years of maga and now it is a plus for do the math 12. but i think it is this d.o.g.e is fantastic and people are acting like trump's backing off because he said it has to be a scalpel not an ax but that is not even they acted like he was hedging his bets there. but scalpels are pretty bad as

well. they will cut you. hatchet is dangerous but i think a scalpel as worst they will both kill you. >> greg: really? >> picture if we are slow dancing and i have a hatchet it will take a lot for me to chop you up. but if i have a scalpel you were dead and four seconds. >> greg: this is an analogy that would make me think i should contact a medical professional. i will go to hr. i think he just threaten to knife me. [laughter] >> but i think it is great i think d.o.g.e they just went after the obama library which i don't like presidential libraries anyways i think they are stupid and i don't think president trump should have a presidential library. he has to do with different. if he has a library he should take over a regular library and then everybody can talk loud in it. [laughter] >> because it is the only place i don't know what you still have to be quiet in the library. only two places you have to be

quiet the library or when somebody is putting. >> greg: do not go to a golf library you will hate it. taught it, this is my theory, if he had one in 2020, generally eight year cycle, you are pretty much a lame duck and the last two. you can't get anything done, you would probably lose big in the midterms. by having this break you actually get to ponderosa for the price of one. does that make sense to you. >> i think it goes deeper. to tom's point it gave us d.o.g.e. we would not have d.o.g.e if donald trump won the second term consecutive. what that has allowed us to do, i know cnn is shocked by their headline what it should be. american people do not like a government wasting their taxpayer dollars. that is basically the point of that story. it has given us d.o.g.e and yes d.o.g.e is a little messy right now and it is a little bit chaotic. at the end of the day most of the time when trump makes the sausage it does get a little bit messy, does get a little bit

chaotic, with the american people saw those numbers they only care with the end result is going to be. in the end they have confidence based upon those numbers and based upon people we speak to all the time, that this is going to be the transformational change that we need in this country. we are tired of our taxpayer dollars are going to stuff that nobody in their right minds would pay for independently. >> greg: you know what? i'm glad you did not applaud her. [laughter] he was expecting applause. [applause] >> wait, wait, wait, wait wait. >> greg: he doesn't get applause because he did not complete the analogy! he said trump makes it sausage and that could be messy and you are supposed to say but the sausage tastes great at the end but you didn't, did you. you abandoned you abandon the analogy! you don't believe analogy is hanging! >> is camera 63 mike sobel? you ready? but that sausage tastes

spectacular. [applause] >> greg: michael, you have hit rock bottom many times. sums that you were hitting rock bottom now being on this show. [laughter] did america need to hit rock bottom to appreciate the good thanks in life like a trump reelection of? >> yes, we did. it had to get evidently really bad before everybody decided to start improving things. and kudos for trump for getting musk on board and at least saying use a scalpel. because that is the talking point. like we all agree there is government overspending but you can't use a sledgehammer. you have to use a scalpel. so trump is like scalpel it up. >> greg: sledgehammer. [laughter] >> hopefully nothing will change. i want more of a sledgehammer. d.o.g.e, there is trillions of dollars.

trillions the treasury can't track. trillions more in medicare and medicaid funds that went overseas and nobody knows how to get those back. we need so much d.o.g.e and cnn is hilarious when like do you think that elon musk has too much power and 50 1%? that is like talking about the paint job of the 18 wheeler that just ran over your grandmother. like every day the government just steamrolled taxpayers and they are like what you think? to many flames on the side of? is that too much? how about we stop the fricken freight train. it is amazing to me. and who doesn't like d.o.g.e? we should get tom homan and i.c.e. involved. if you don't like d.o.g.e maybe you would be happy or somewhere else. [applause] >> greg: don't applaud that! i finished at the analogy! >> and that sausage was delicious. [applause]

>> greg: i think about this. do you think this show would exist if there was success in joe biden's horrible rain because we were the only comedy show covering did? >> that is what company should be and that is what other comic should be doing but they saw the ratings crater because they were carrying water for biden and it got to be the most boring think. all you want is a little bit of entertainment at night. and stephen colbert like he turned into a shriveled of a rice cake. >> greg: that is not even an analogy. that is a literal comparison of. >> shriveled rice cake, friends in the audience, thank you very much. stephen colbert was only funny when he was pretending to be a conservative. jimmy kimmel used to be funny when he was watching women with big boobs jump on trampolines

and i don't know who neutered him but now he is crying win his really old decrepit, almost and bald guy loses the election. i can't believe i'm having to say this but donald trump is going to be president. and it is like to your point i almost think now that every president should have a gap term. >> greg: yes! i think you need to know what it was. i think when things go well you forget like for example giuliani bloomberg a great time it got so good we forgot how bad new york could be so we brought into blase. this is the cycle. >> oh, god. [applause] >> greg: like things are going great at? that screw it up. that is what we do with biden. we had to find ourselves in the face. to learn to love a gander. >> every person who breaks up like you were going to miss me when i'm gone and most people like note moving on to the eighth end. and then the people are like trump he was a great kisser.

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♪ ♪ >> a story in five words. >> greg: missouri ag probes biden's staff. which sounds disgusting. i don't want to probe his staff. todd, this is interesting, the missouri ag requested doj investigation into whether biden's staff exploited has cognitive decline in his final days in office in order to enact

radical policies without tim actually understanding what the hell he was doing. if biden was aware, -- unaware of his actions due to mental decline what happens to all of these pardons are? is it too late? >> 96% of the pardons came after october 2024. think about the number for a second. i understand pardons and clemency can get complicated. you don't need to know anything about that to understand if somebody is mentally incapacitated and u.s. another individual get them to sign a document, number 1 that document is avoided, and number 2, proving you can be an upper trouble peer -- in a lot of trouble. >> greg: i tried to do this with my grandmother. >> on a well, write a? >> greg: nothing because they caught me. i tried to make it look like an accident. >> if you are low level staff and the age of mystery who is bringing this case goes after you what if you cave and say i saw the senior people pressuring the old man to sign a?

that house of cards can collapse really quickly and we could have a scandal the likes of which i don't think we have ever seen and government. >> it could be worse than watergate. >> greg: kennedy we never hear that enough. todd brings up a good point, which is surprising. 4200 clemency asked, 40 ... computations? that was on january 17th alone to. 4200 since october first. i mean do you think biden understood the intricacies of every one of those decisions? or maybe even one? >> no. i don't think he understood that brown sugar is what makes that meal delicious. [applause] >> greg: why do you think that is? >> why does it make a delicious? >> greg: as opposed to white sugar. >> dei obviously. [laughter] [applause] i have to say that. i'm going to give you a little

conspiracy theory. because who is the person in the country other than alex johnson who wants clemency's importance because she wants more boyfriends? kim kardashian. she is like a fake lawyer now. she went to the white house and she showed joe biden her and did a lap dance and biden is like i was sign whatever you want to. like poppy don't you want to sign your 700,000-dollar and he is like and everybody is like something doesn't smell right. it literally smells like death like no know he is going to sign everything to me he loves me so much on his favorite! that is what kim kardashian did with joe biden and that is how they got so many pardons. >> greg: lockdown at the shelter. do you exploited the cognitive decline of your fellow homeless brother and in order to get maybe a can of baked beans? >> we tried to. when somebody gets too old to panhandle will usually steal of

their story. you know? because you always have to do that oh, i just my car broke down and i just need five dollars. so that is what you do. with joe biden i want a full investigation into all of this. because i think there is a good chance the whole four years is null and void. i wanted to know who has been in charge of the whole time. because. [applause] like i remember his face during the debate. like that democrat debate where he was like the old surprised finger in the. >> that is to buttholes. bringing it back. >> i'm on team butthole. >> joe had no idea what is going on it. >> greg: sneering for telling

the truth. >> he is like you can't even get a conviction this guy is gone. he is no longer with us. >> greg: the media went crazy crazy and that brings me to my next question mr. tom shillue. the media will not cover this story because they are implicated in it. you do not investigate yourself. >> they want to it. you have to remember raking the media was all over reagan. he is not in control her stop was in control just because reagan would be like well he would pause and he is not in control of the country. but the i'm not into investigations i think there is too many of them. i think we all know what happens. like we have the video of him father got the bike and could not make it up the stairs. if he wants to do an investigation how about i sent him the 1100 biden videos i did for your show? it was like i started doing a period the of him and it seems ridiculous and then by the end, greg, you were showing videos of biden that were parodying to me.

>> greg: yes. >> you can tell the difference. >> you can see has declined in my videos and then he passed me. [applause] but go ahead to the investigation we will see. >> greg: why not? did you ever see the movie juror number 2? the media is like the juror. he finds out 20 is on the jury he is the guilty party and therefore he can't let the case continue. >> that is good. >> greg: up next has greasy gavin seen the light of? arthritis pain relief. (♪)

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almost normal discussing the trans athlete debate. >> you know what? the young man who was about to win the state championship in long jump in female sports that should not happen. he was the governor should step up and say no. but like what to do something like that? would you say no minute bmo sports? >> i think it is an issue in fairness i completely agree with you on that. an issue of fairness. it is an issue of fairness. i think democrats. >> greg: i have not seen a flip-flop that huge missions i went to the beach with tyrus. the best thing about that joke it is clean it. >> greg: remember it was last year newsom signed the bill into law letting bills -- kids change their pronouns behind their parents back and it has been decades since 2013 when a california law went into effect allowing boys and girls sports. where was he then a? just in that interview he tried

to have it both ways much like tom. saying on the podcast... >> there is also humility and grace these people are more likely to commit suicide and anxiety and depression. the way people talk down to vulnerable communities is an issue i have a hard time with us while. so both the things i can in my hand to. >> greg: what he just said is alive. the foundation for the surgeries being done on kids that if you don't support transitioning somehow you are encouraging suicide to? remember the old story you were told? with doctors pressuring parents with this single criminal question of. would you rather have a dead son or a living daughter? that sick the question was driven by the hopes that gavin had just repeated. now gavin changes his mind he is slicker than the he puts in his

hair. what do you make of the sudden flip-flop. is he sincere? >> of course is not sincere. the one thing that he is sincere about is moving his hand actively as he lies. >> greg: this has been the one consistent in gavin's entire reign of terror on the golden state. can you do the head movement to? >> there is a little shimmy and then open hands it. i don't want him to run for president with tim baltz. then you get everything going to. cats across america would be watching tv. gavin is just so completely and tellingly full of a [bleep] it is unbelievable. i'm going to build a train just give me hundreds of billions of dollars and i will build a bridge and just near decades.

i will solve the homeless problem give me tens of millions of dollars and i want with or do anything. he says this over and over, moves his hands, and hypnotizes people. the keep them in power. >> greg: kennedy, you have a house in california. this [bleep] head is doing a podcast when he should be figuring out how to save what is left of your neighborhood to. >> it is awful. my neighborhood bring to the ground because of its policies. the fact he has consistently tried to deflect from that instead of doing an honest look at how this could have happened to make sure it does not happen to other communities ever again in the future he has not done that. he just wants to be more famous of. who said you know gavin newsom was held up on trump proofing the state he should have fireproof the state. and it is like i don't think anybody should give that done son of a... another day in office or this and on his podcast. as far as i am concerned he

looked like a total. >> greg: i thought you said so phone but it is a cell phone no. i had to get my hearing checked. there is a part of me that go with the best intentions. somebody finally agrees with you you should say that is good that men and women's sports is bad but i just don't believe him. >> you can tell by the way he uses these phrases i want to hold that in my hand, we have to own this. this humility and grace. it is all the fake words. he came of age he is our age. >> greg: early 40s? >> but he came up in the bill clinton error and that is when edward for politics because bill clinton could say something ridiculous like there is no sexual relationship. like that is that it? answer the question. we can't do anything. we knew he was lying when he

said the one answer we can't even follow up. you know. and everybody is like that doesn't make sense because he passed a law that says the opposite of what you are saying right now. >> greg: interesting kind of risk is taking that democrats could not do podcasts because of the infamous follow-up question. what is her face i already forgot her name who ran for president it. >> kamala. >> ding-dong. >> greg: would say something no reporter would say what do you mean a? nobody ever says what do you mean, kamala because she doesn't have an answer. now he is in an environment where he is going to have to answer follow-up questions. >> in the interest of fair and balanced credit where credit is due he went into a hostile environment to take questions from charly kirk noted conservative. we all know if you were running for governor of california again or mayor of san francisco that would not have happens because in those places this is not an

eight e-20 issue maybe it is because it is reversed. the reason he is doing this is he is trying to appeal to the national audience were democrats say having a large male who identifies as a female just during my triode and a sport and is unacceptable. this is a partisan play he is trying to curry favor with us. >> greg: he is from it is 20 e-80 and he is just flip-flopping. >> this would not have happened if he did not run it. >> greg: that was an okay point. [laughter] i lie. i tell you it was a great point. to be honest i kind of zoned out towards the end. coming up hollywood flushes dei. without over or under investing. so you can feel confident in your financial choices voya, well planned, well invested, well protected.

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disney, amazon, paramount, and warner bros. are quietly rolling back their commitments to diversity, equity, and inclusion and the time it is interesting don't you think? now that trip was in office suddenly... >> corporations that would get a bunch of money for these dei programs are no longer going to get that because that is not what government should be doing, particularly not the federal government. it is very interesting because these corporations are no longer worried and do you know why? because there has been an uprising among the faithful a dei adherence that how dare you take away my pride to break room and my crying corner. because they know they can go ahead and fire all of those people because the people who have been fired by the d.o.g.e cuts are now looking for jobs. and warner bros. and disney can get them all up. >> greg: trump is giving the company the excuse to do what they always wanted to do and now

they can go no, big mean orange guy is doing good. out of my hands. i have to fire you guys because it is the government that will come after us. he gave them the fake because which is a scott adams term. do you think you will notice a change in movie sunil? >> but they are bulimic it on trump. even in this article all the quotes from the studios were like we are afraid of the repercussions of the trump administration when they are not bullying them at all the audiences. if they want to use the pulling analogy 20 years ago dei showed up on the playground and started building and everybody and like there is one white person in the sandbox you have to get out you can't have two white people in the sandbox. and then we kicked to the bully else and now all of a sudden the the playground monitors are like they are being believed you were bullying the dei and nobody wanted them here in the first plays we just wanted to get into the sandbox. >> greg: interesting. he completed the analogy. all right! all right come on. [applause]

don't you think that the actual working members in hollywood are probably pretty grateful that the going away you don't have to take boxes? the oscars in order to qualify for a nomination you had to like to know people sexual orientation. >> that is my point on this trip is doing them a favor because this will allow hollywood to put the best doctor for the role and the best of script out there. it will be great for the moviegoing public as well as the people in hollywood i will give you this question. who here saw any of the oscar movies? >> greg: i do. [laughter] >> that is the silence i am accustomed to and it worked for that point. >> greg: there you go. mike oke, if hollywood is now hiring based solely on merit will you ever get another job? >> i won't. i'm a permanent transient at this point. >> greg: you should be playing

trans remember in the 70s you would have been amazing on kojak and barnaby jones has the witness to the crime. over by the garbage can and there is a fire in the can and kojak comes over like rusty penn! >> i didn't see nothing kojak. >> maybe you see a couple of bills and you tell me what you saw. [applause] >> greg: we watched the same tv you. >> that was already more creative than most of the hollywood movies. i was a very lucky i worked on a lot of tv shows it is over for hollywood and they don't know what to. the dei you can't get it out now it has permeated through the whole system. more machine than manner. it is think the terminator with arnold it is just musculature

covered in human skin pretending to be creative. it is the same it just makes no white lesbian it. make the little mermaid a black girl. make them all lesbians and black! give the girl a gun! duets! everybody is gay! [laughter] >> greg: everyone is gay. [laughter] that was good. i need a cigarette. let's answer some viewer mail. sandals jamaica sale is now on. from $199 per person per night. visit sandals.com. (vo) it's half time, time to go to the bathroom.

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[cheering and applause] >> speaker-02: tom shillue, todd piro, michael loftus, kennedy, studio audience, "fox news at night" is next. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you, america. >> trace: good evening, i'm

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