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>> no! ha ha ha. yeah. yes. >> yeah. >> you hear that, jimmy? >> that's called applause. >> not even sure. >> which jimmy. >> i mean. >> there's like, three of them. >> good evening everybody. >> it's friday. >> so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. he once went on a root beer bender. >> fox news contributor tom. >> shillue. >> i forgot. >> he looks like rice cakes. >> taste. >> fox and friends. >> first co-host. >> todd piro. thank you. >> for just. >> $0.39 a. >> day, you can feed this man.
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founder of studio tsc. michael loftus. >> and she's. >> charming and. >> smart and gluten makes. >> her fart. >> host of the kennedy saves the. >> world podcast. kennedy. i thought it was friday. >> my god. >> what is wrong. >> with me? >> all right, before we get to some. >> news. >> stories, let's do this. >> where are my little signs? >> greg's leftovers. >> it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll make joe mackey clean bill clinton's condo on epstein island hasn't been touched in years. so this is the weekend we set our clocks forward an hour. great. just what fox needs an older audience. fair and balanced. joy behar says she would never donate a kidney to save the life of a trump voter. she
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couldn't anyway, since science hasn't perfected pig to human kidney transplants. >> yeah. >> you're coming around. pam bondi says she received a truckload. more of epstein documents. unfortunately, this is the woman driving the truck. the trump administration put a $1 limit on government credit cards. now, members of congress have to use cash to pay for electrolysis. that's. a woman who gave up a good job to pursue. her passion for dumpster diving is claiming that she's already saved $50,000 and she's never looked happier. as part of a
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promotion. a 60 foot long balloon body double of kim kardashian appeared in times square. it's made entirely out of rubber and plastic, and so is the balloon. i saw that one coming. hunter biden is asking a judge to toss his laptop suit because he's millions in debt. it's true. hunter is so broke he can't even afford to pay himself for sex. spacex's massive starship exploded just ten minutes after taking off on thursday night. for the next launch, engineers will try to delay the explosion by urging the starship to think about baseball. strong winds overnight in the tri state area. it's so windy. earlier today, i actually saw the
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statue of liberty's underwear, and before he left the office, jesse had to break out his velcro hairpiece. that was like local news. scientists in tanzania found proof ancient humans made tools from animal bones 1.5 million years ago. not only did they find proof, they found an eyewitness. so it was reported that a saint louis man has been convicted twice of having sex with a seat on a commuter train. oh, i know what a humiliating way for his sofa to find out he was cheating. to think they'd share an ottoman together. >> i like that one. >> it was a good joke. president trump reminded his cabinet members that they run
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their departments, not elon musk. he also cautioned to let musk impregnate them only on your free time. maxine waters says elon musk may have stolen the 2024 election with his, quote, high technology, noting that she keeps winning her elections with a low technology wig. a new york city sanitation worker is winning on the beauty pageant circuit. makes sense. you should see your cans. a group of scientists say women who abstain from sex may be putting their health in jeopardy, proving once again that geeks will say anything to get laid. alec baldwin, at 50 cent, will appear at the reopening of new york city's planet hollywood, 50, was the only one willing to do it with alec, since he's already been shot nine times. quit while i'm
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ahead. and finally, a florida man swallowed $769,000 in stolen diamond earrings. that is some expensive. sorry, he's still clapped. i mean, some of you did all right to the news. so a majority of americans clearly love what doge is doing. it's no wonder cnn is so shocked. >> this, to me. >> was. >> one of the. >> more shocking. >> figures that i saw. >> made me go, wait a minute. >> hold on one second. >> whoa. >> americans on. >> trump and. >> joe's efforts. musk indulged. doge should. >> influence government. spending and operations. look at this 54%. >> the majority say. >> that he and they should. >> how about. >> a. >> proof of trump. >> trying to cut staff at government agencies? again, you get a majority here, 51%. so yeah. elon musk might not be that popular. but these cuts and the idea of spending cuts, at least within the federal government, and cutting a government agency that actually has majority support. i was
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truly surprised by this, kate. but the numbers are the numbers. >> it's true. the numbers are the numbers. that's what i love about cnn. nothing gets by them. but the question the left should be asking is not why doge is so popular. it's why everything trump is doing is so popular. he's like a hot chick at a star trek convention. but what trump says for some reason, makes more sense now than ever. even when it comes to rescuing astronauts. >> we're coming up to get you, and you shouldn't have been up there so long. the most incompetent president in our history has allowed that to happen to you. but this president won't let it happen. we're going to get them out. you know, they've been left up there. i hope they like each other, but they've been. maybe they'll love each other, i don't know. >> i hope they love each other. i'm sure their spouses that they left at home are happy to
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hear that. fact is, what trump wants for the country is also what the country wants for the country. still, why is it so clear now when it wasn't so clear in 2020? well, we can't forget. perhaps the biggest driver of trump's mandated victory, the joe biden halftime show, i.e. the four year hell we endured between both trump halves. true, the biden white house was a disaster that makes a hindenburg look like a fender bender, a nonstop descent into a fever swamp of inhuman and inhospitable beliefs. but we have to admit, in retrospect, maybe it was a blessing in disguise. perhaps the country needed to experience hell in order to understand what the rest of us already knew. that not only was the democrat party a morally and mentally bankrupt mess, but that trump was the only way to stop their path of destruction. so you're starting to see this idea take hold, that it was a good thing, a monumental, a monumental lesson, even for america to
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have this unholy break between trump won and trump two. and now we have a bruised and battered america, so disgusted by biden's scandals that they put more good faith behind trump than if he had simply been reelected in 2020. think about it. do you think trump in 2020 would have had elon musk on his side, or rfk jr or tulsi on his team? nope. for that to happen, you needed to hit rock bottom first, and the quickest way to the bottom was forcing a biden upon us. so thank you, media, for rigging the election through censorship, suppression, and hoaxes. and thank you, democrats, for pushing a profound government cover up of a desiccated leader while pushing policies so absurd it may take decades for you to recover that trans men have more rights than women and girls that open borders trump the security of a country. that crime is only pursued if it suits democrats politically. you stole the rope in 2020 and you hung yourself with it, and
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it was necessary. america saw you finally without a filter. and like randi weingarten without makeup, it scared the hell out of us. even more. the biden presidency taught the american public that all that irrational behavior from 2016 to 2020, it wasn't caused by trump because it got way, way worse after trump left. as writer michael malice states, trump wasn't the river, he was the dam. and now he's back and we realize how damn necessary he was. and so after democrats wreck a country, americans embraced the man who's fixing it. let's just hope once he does, the voters don't forget what came before him, or we're going to have to do this all over again. i just hope barron is old enough to run. >> period.
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>> yeah. >> tom. >> when the results of the 2020 election came out, i had this weird feeling that maybe that this was a break to bring trump back. and i told that to somebody, you know who i told that to? >> was it me? >> no. >> oh, i was going to say, yeah, i remember that, greg. >> i told that to donald trump. >> oh yeah. >> oh he's the intermission right. >> yeah. >> what did he think he liked? >> i said he was the enemy. and do you think it was a good thing that the dems stole the election? >> yeah. >> i think it was. >> i mean. >> we've now got. >> you know, it was like it was going to be eight years of maga and now it's eight plus four. do the math. >> 12. >> but the i think it's, you know, this doge. >> is fantastic. >> and people are acting like. >> trump is backing off. >> because he said, oh, it has to be a scalpel, not an ax. but that's not even like a back. they acted like he was like hedging his bets there. but
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scalpels are pretty bad, too. like they'll cut. >> you. >> you know, a hatchet is dangerous, but i think a scalpel is worse. they're both going to kill you. really? yeah. but, like, you know, picture if we're slow dancing, greg and i have a hatchet. yes. it's going to take a lot for me to chop you up, right? but if i have a scalpel, you're dead in, like, four seconds. >> you know, this is this is an analogy. this is an analogy that would make me think i should contact a medical professional for this. but you go to h.r. i think he just threatened to knife me. >> but i think it's great he's going after. i think doge is just they went after the obama library. yes. which i don't like presidential libraries anyway. i think they're stupid. and i don't think trump should have a presidential library. i think he's got to do it different. like if he has a library, he should just take over a regular library. and then like, everybody can talk loud in it. >> yeah. >> because it's the only. >> place i don't know why you still have. >> to be quiet in a library. there's only two places you have to be quiet. library. or when someone's putting. >> yes. do you not go to a golf
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library? you'll hate it. todd. okay, so this is my theory. if he had won in 2020, generally in a in an eight year cycle, you're pretty much a lame duck. in the last two, you can't get anything done. you probably lose big in the in the midterms. so by having this break you actually get two punches for the price of one. does that make sense to you? >> it makes total sense. but i also think it goes deeper to tom's point. it gave us doge. >> yeah. >> we would not have doge if donald trump won that second term consecutively. and what that has allowed us to do, i know cnn is shocked by their headline, what it should be. american people do not like government wasting their taxpayer dollars, because that's basically the point of that story. it has given us doge. and yes, doge is a little messy right now and it's a little bit chaotic. but at the end of the day, most of the time when trump makes the sausage, it does get a little messy. it does get a little chaotic. but the american people, as you saw in those numbers, they only care what the end result is going to be.
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and in the end, they have confidence based upon those numbers and based upon people we speak to all the time that this is going to be the transformational change that we need in this country. we're tired of our taxpayer dollars going to stuff that nobody in their right minds would pay for independently. >> well, you know what? i'm glad you didn't applaud. >> he was. >> he was expecting applause. >> you know that. >> oh wait wait wait wait. >> wait wait. >> wait wait wait wait. >> he's not. >> he doesn't get applause because he didn't complete the analogy. he said, trump makes sausage and it can be messy. and you're supposed to say, but the sausage is taste great at the end. but you didn't, did you? you abandoned. you abandoned the analogy. >> you don't leave analogies hanging. >> is camera 63 my solo? you ready? yeah, but that sausage tastes spectacular.
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>> michael, you've hit rock bottom many times. some say you're hitting rock bottom now, being on this show, did america need to hit rock bottom to appreciate the good things in life? like a trump reelection? yes, we did it. had it. >> had to get evidently really bad before everybody. >> decided to start. >> improving things. >> and kudos for trump for. getting elon on board and at least saying, yeah, use a scalpel. you know, because that's the dem talking point. they're like, we all agree there's a government overspending. >> but you can't. >> use a sledgehammer. you got to use a scalpel. so trump's like yeah, yeah. scalpel it up sledgehammer. >> like hopefully. >> nothing is going to change. i want more of a sledgehammer doge. there's trillions of dollars, trillions that the treasury can't track. trillions more in medicare and medicaid
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funds that went overseas. and nobody knows how to get those back. we need so much doge. and cnn is hilarious when they're like, do you do you think that, like, elon has too much power and 51%? that's like talking about the paint job of the 18 wheeler that just ran over your grandmother, right? it's like every day the government just steamrolls taxpayers and they're like, so what do you think? too many flames on the side was that was that too much for you? no. how about we stop the frickin freight train? it's amazing to me. and who who doesn't like doge? like we should get tom homan and ice involved. if you don't like doge, maybe you'd be happier somewhere. >> out of this country. >> don't applaud that. >> i finished the analogy and that sausage was delicious. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> sausage.
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>> i think about this. if it was, do you think this show would exist at this height of success if it wasn't for joe biden's horrible reign? because we were the only show comedy show that was covering it? >> yes. and making. >> fun of him. and that's. >> what. >> comedy should be, and that's what other comics should have been doing. but they saw their ratings crater because. >> they. >> were. >> carrying water. >> for biden. >> and it got to be the most boring thing. >> like. >> all you want is a little. >> bit of entertainment at night. and stephen colbert, like, he turned into the shriveled butthole of a rice cake. >> yes. >> like he was just. >> he was. >> that's not even an analogy. that is a literal comparison. >> to shriveled rice cake buttholes. friends in the audience. thank you very much. >> colbert was only funny. >> when he was. >> pretending to be a conservative. yes, jimmy kimmel used to be funny when he was watching women with big boobs jump on. >> trampolines. >> and now it's like, i. don't know who neutered him, but now he's crying when his really
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old, decrepit, like, almost embalmed guy loses the election. he's like, i. >> can't believe i'm having to say. >> this, but. donald trump. >> is going to be president again. >> and it's like, but to your point, i almost think now that every president should have a gap term. >> yes. i think you need to know what it was like. i think when things go well, you forget how things were like. for example, giuliani, bloomberg. great time. it got so good we forgot what how bad new york could be. so we brought in de blasio. >> oh, god. >> this is the cycle. it's the cycle. it's like we forget if things are going great. hey, let's screw it up. >> yes. >> and that's what we do with biden. we had we had to punch ourselves in the face. >> yeah, but it's like. >> every love again. >> every person who breaks up with someone, they're like, oh, you're going to miss me when i'm gone. and most people are like, nope. moving on to the eight next door. yeah. and that, but people were actually like, no, i miss trump. like he
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was he was a great kisser. >> yeah. >> he was. >> i wouldn't know. and thank you for bringing back the word butthole. i need to get that more involved in everyday language. >> gentler. >> up next, probing biden's brain. >> oh, what a good. >> time we will. have. >> you can make it. happen. >> again. >> voltaren for long lasting arthritis pain relief. >> let's start the bidding at $5 million. >> robinhood gold members get a 3% ira match while the wealthy hoard their perks. our retirement contributions are boosted by 3% now with robinhood gold. >> hi, mike huckabee here. having spent many years in politics, i can comfortably say that the current climate is enough to keep any of us awake at night, and i safeguard my well-being by making sure that
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aware, unaware of his actions due to mental decline, what happens to all of these pardons, all of these orders? like, is it too late? >> 96% of the pardons came after october 2024. think about that number for a second. and i understand pardons and clemency can get very complicated. you don't need to know anything about that to understand if somebody is mentally incapacitated and you as another individual, get them to sign a document, one that document is void. and two, if proven, you could be in a lot of trouble. so think about this. >> i tried to do this with my grandmother. >> on a will. >> right? yes. >> how much did you get? >> nothing. because they caught me. yeah. but i tried to make it look like an accident. >> so think about this. if you're a low level staffer and the ag of missouri who's bringing this case goes after you, what if you cave and say. i saw these senior people pressuring the old man to sign that house of cards can collapse really quickly, and we
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could have a scandal the likes of which i don't think we've ever seen in government. >> it could be worse than watergate. >> oh, kennedy. >> we never hear that enough. you know, todd brings up a good point, which is surprising. 4200 clemency acts, 2500 commutations. that was on january 17th alone, but 4200 since october 1st. i mean, do you think biden understood the intricacies of every one of those decisions? maybe one. >> no, i don't even think he understood that. brown sugar is what makes oatmeal delicious. okay, you know, i just. i know we've had. >> why do you think that is? >> why does it make it. >> as opposed to white sugar? >> i mean, die, obviously. >> like. >> look, i have. >> to say that, okay? but i'm going to i'm going to give you a little conspiracy theory, because who was the person in the country other than alice johnson, who wants clemens and
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clemencies and pardons because she wants more boyfriends? kim kardashian yes. so she is like a fake lawyer now. she went to the white house, she showed joe biden her butt and did a lap dance. and he was like, i'll sign whatever you want. it was like the lady who took her dead uncle to the bank and was like, papi, don't you want to sign your entire $700,000 account to me? and the guy was like, and everyone's like, something doesn't smell right? like it literally smells like dead person. she's like, no, no, no, he's going to sign everything to me. he loves me so much. i'm his favorite. so that's what kim kardashian did with joe biden. and that's how they got so many pardons. >> wow. loftus down at the shelter. do you exploit the cognitive decline of your fellow homeless brethren in order to get maybe a, you know, their can of baked beans? >> we try to, yes. when someone gets too old to panhandle, we usually steal their story. you know. you because. because you
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always have to do that. oh, i just my car broke down and i just need $5. so that's what you do with with joe biden. i want a full investigation into all of this, because i think there's a good chance the whole four years is null and void, right? like, i've wanted to know who has been in charge the whole time. because. because like, yeah, joe. like i remember his face during the debate, right. like that democrat debate where he was like, yeah, the old surprise finger in the butthole, you know. yeah. >> that's two buttholes. >> that's right. we're bringing it back. bringing it back. i'm on team butthole. >> yeah. >> but joe had no idea what was going on. and does do remember that that robert her investigation and he got he got. >> just smeared for telling the truth. >> and robert was like, yeah, you can't even get a
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conviction. this guy's gone. yeah. he is no longer with us. the media went crazy. >> the media went crazy. crazy. and that brings me to my next question, mr. shallow. the media will not cover this story because they are implicated in it. you don't investigate yourself. >> yeah. and they're not going to do it. and you can remember, reagan, the media was all over ray. oh, he's not in control. his staff is in control. just because reagan would be like, well, he would pause and they would say he's not in control of the country. but the i'm not into investigations. i think there's too many of them. i mean, i think we all know what happened. it's like, yeah, we have the video of him falling off the bike. yeah. he couldn't make it up the flight of stairs. if he wants to do an investigation, how about i send him the 1100 biden videos i did for your show? >> yeah. >> and the thing was, it was like i started doing a parody of him, and it seemed ridiculous. and then by the end, greg, you were actually showing videos of biden that were parodying me. >> yes, you could tell the difference. >> you could see his decline in
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my videos. and then he passed me. but, you know. but go ahead, do the investigation. you know, we'll see. >> why not? did you ever see the movie juror two? >> oh, yeah. >> love it. great movie. yeah. the whole the media is like the juror. he finds out that when he's on the jury that he's the guilty party and therefore he can't let the case continue. >> oh, greg. that's good. >> up next, has greasy gavin seen the light? >> can you believe this? doug flutie and frank thomas. you guys look great. once i turn 40. >> let me guess. less energy. >> less drive. >> definitely. >> it's not your fault. >> it happens to every man. >> testosterone levels drop as you age. happened to you guys? yep. so what did you do? >> we got genetics. total t. >> to get your complimentary bottle of eugenics. total t text count to 215215. this unique man boosting formula is powered by tesla, a key ingredient clinically researched to help increase
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helga. >> you right now should come out and be like, you know what? the young man who's about to win the state championship in the long jump in female sports, that's that. that shouldn't happen. you, as the governor should step out and say, no. >> no, and i appreciate and. >> but like, would you do something like that? would you say no men and female sports. >> well. >> i think it's an issue of fairness. i completely agree with you on that. so that's easy to call out. the unfairness of that i completely align with you and we've got to own that. it is an issue of fairness. and i think democrats. >> have lost i think. >> i haven't seen a flip flop that huge since i went to the beach with tyrus. and the best thing about that joke, it's clean, could learn from that. todd remember, it was just last year that newsom signed a bill into law letting kids change their pronouns behind their parents backs, and he was silent for over a decade since 2013, when a california law went into effect allowing boys and girls sports. where was he then? and just in that interview, he tried to have it both ways, much like tom saying
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on the podcast. >> there's also a humility and grace that you know, that that these poor people are more likely to commit suicide, have anxiety and depression, and the way that people talk down to vulnerable communities is an issue that i have a hard time with as well. so both things i can hold in my hand. >> so that what he just said is a lie. and the foundation for the surgeries being done on kids, that if you don't support transitioning somehow, you're encouraging suicide. remember the old story you were told with doctors pressuring parents with this single criminal question, would you rather have a dead son or a living daughter? that sick question was driven by the hoax that gavin had just repeated. but now gavin changes his mind. he's slicker than the crap he puts in his hair. loftus, what do you make of this sudden flip flop? is he is he? do you think
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he's sincere? >> or of course he's not sincere. the one thing he's sincere about, greg is moving his hands actively as he lies. this has been the one consistent in gavin's entire reign of terror on the golden state. yes. >> can you do the head movement? you know, when he does it, when he does the. >> yeah, there's a little shimmy and then the open hands of accept. i want him to run for president with tim walz. then you'd get everything going. cats across america would just be watching tv. gavin is just so completely and totally full of it's unbelievable. i'm going to build a train. just give me hundreds of billions of dollars and i'll build a bridge. in just mere decades, i'm going to solve the homeless problem, give me tens of billions of
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dollars, and i won't really do anything. he just says this crap over and over, moves his hand and hypnotizes people, and they keep him in power. >> kennedy. you got a house in california? this head is doing a podcast when he should be figuring out how to save what's left of your neighborhood. >> no. it's awful. i mean, it's like my neighborhood burned to the ground because of his policies and the fact that he is just consistently tried to deflect from that. instead of doing an honest look at how this could have happened, to make sure it doesn't happen to other communities ever again in the future. he hasn't done that. he just wants to be more famous. and i'm going to borrow a line from michael rapaport who said, you know, gavin newsom was hell bent on trump proofing the state. he should have fireproofed the state. and it's like, i don't think anyone should give that dumb son of a another day in office or another listen on his stupid podcast. and as far as i'm concerned, it was a cell phone having charlie kirk on because he looked like a total moron.
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>> yeah, it was a self. i thought you said cell phone, but it's a cellphone. >> yeah. >> he doesn't look like a cell phone. i know, i got to get my hearing checked, tom. you know, there is part of me that, like, go with the best intentions when somebody finally agrees with you, you should say, well, that's good. so. so he agrees that men and women's sports is bad, but i just don't believe him. >> yeah, no. and you can tell by the way he uses these phrases. i want to hold that in my hand. we have to own this. it's an issue of fairness. we have to have humility and grace. it's all fake words. and he came of age. he's our age, greg. and he came of age. >> early 40s. >> yeah. >> and but, you know, he came up in the bill clinton era and that's when it worked for politics, because bill clinton could just say something. he'd be like, there is no sexual relationship. and we were like, wow, that's it. he answered the question. >> yeah. >> we can't do anything. you know? we knew he was lying, but we were like, oh, he just said the one answer we can't even
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follow up. yeah. you know, but now we can follow up and everyone's like, that doesn't make any sense because you just passed a law that says the opposite of what you're saying right now. >> it is an interesting kind of risk. he's taking, todd, that like democrats could not do podcasts because of the infamous follow up question when, when, when? what's her face? i've already forgotten her name. who ran for president? >> kamala. >> kamala? ding dong. >> would say something. no reporter would say. what do you mean? cat used to bring this up all the time. nobody ever says, what do you mean, kamala? and because she wouldn't have an answer. so they always skirted the fall. now he's in a he's in an environment where he's going to have to answer follow up questions. >> in the interest of fair and balanced credit, where credit is due. he did go into a hostile environment to take questions from charlie kirk, a noted conservative. but we all know that if he were running for governor of california again or mayor of san francisco, that would not have happened, because in those places, this is not an 80 over 20 issue. maybe it is, but it's
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reversed. the reason he's doing this is because he's trying to appeal to that national audience, where even democrats say having a large male who identifies as a female destroying my child in a sport is unacceptable. this is just a partizan play. and he's trying trying to trying to curry favor with us. >> yeah, it's true. it's like where he's from. it's 2080 and then he has to reverse it. so he's just playing that. he's just flip flopping. >> if he wasn't running this would not have happened. >> that is so true. well that was a very yeah it was an okay point. why why why lie why tell you it was a great point. you kind of were like to be honest, i kind of zoned out towards the end. coming up, hollywood flushes die. >> there are some. >> things that. >> were better together. >> like your workplace benefits. >> and. >> retirement savings. >> voya helps. >> you choose. >> the right. >> amounts without, over or under investing so you can feel confident in your financial choices. >> well planned, well invested, well protected.
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out of my hands. i got to fire you guys because it's the government that's going to come after us. he gave them the fake because, which is the scott adams term. tom, you know, do you think you're going to notice a change in movies soon. >> oh yeah. but they're blaming it on trump. even in this article, all the quotes from the studios were like, we're afraid of the repercussions of the trump administration when they're not bullying them at all. the audience is. and if they want to use the bullying analogy, 20 years ago, di showed up on the playground and started bullying everybody, and they were like, oh, there's one white person in the sandbox, you got to get out. you can't have two white people in the sandbox. and i'm like, i just want to go in the sandbox. and then we kicked the bully out and now all of a sudden the, you know, the playground monitors are like, they're being bullied. now you're bullying the di and it's like nobody wanted them here in the first place. we just want to get in the sandbox. >> yes, that's an interesting. he completed the analogy. >> all right, all right, all right. come on. >> don't don't you think that the actual working members in hollywood are probably pretty
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grateful that this is going away? you don't have to like tick boxes for the oscars in order to qualify for a nomination. you had to, like, know people's sexual orientation, right? >> that's my point on this. trump is doing them a favor because this is going to allow hollywood to put the best actor for the role and the best script out there. it's going to be great for the moviegoing public as well as the people in hollywood. i'll just leave you with this question who here saw any of the oscar movies. >> i did? >> who here saw any of the oscar movies? that's the silence that i'm accustomed to. and it worked for that point. there you go. >> yeah. >> there you go. >> michael. if hollywood is now hiring based solely on merit, will you ever get another job? >> i won't, i'm a permanent transient. at this point. >> you should be playing transient. remember, in the 70s you would have been amazing, like on on kojak and barnaby
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