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>> jesse: hello everybody i'm ers jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford junior, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five". >> up we are screwed! democrats don't know what to do. it's a nightmare. >> the democratic party is going through a massive set of internal crises,e seof you havea party that got trapped. >> jesse: s trdropping a truce anuk on how screwed democrats are as theruce n parties were af the storm to stop the orange menace. democrats struggling to land on a coherent policy or message to oppose president trump. now the thing cursing likenow drunken sailors will somehow make the american people like them again lik . >> [bleep], it is total [bleep]. absolute [bleep] >> somebody stop me and wake me

the [bleep] up! .] >> elon musk and his hackersup don't know [bleep] elon was coreat donald trump give a [bleep] about our public schools truive. >> i don't swear in public very often but we have to [bleep] trump! [cheering and applause] >> jesse: democrats should focuse: s less on the profanitis and more on persuasion, even that skill is lacking, hakeem jeffries thinks his party has the republicans are running, scared. >> we have the republicans on the run on three core issues.on they are on the ru tn in terms f the economy, in terms of health care, particularly as it relates to medicaid and we have them on the run with respect to the g.o.p. tax scam. we have them on the run. and we want to keep our foot on

the gas pedal. >> jesse: [chuckling] president trump he delighted as he sits back and watches his opponents imploded.ight as >> president trump: there is something wrong with them. i cannot even believe it. democrats had their little signs up the lit, little tiny signs, i said, it's unbelievable, they do not get it. they do not get it now. and i think they will end upl be being a minor party if they keep going likepart this, people donp want to hear about these stupid idealeon'ts they have. >> jesse: as somebody who uses profanity quite often. >> greg:a not often. >> jesse: often outwork. >> greg: yes. >> jesse: what is the strategy e with the democrats dropping the f-bomb like this? l >> greg: they are looking for an identity much like you jesse. they think shock value may work. want to start with hakeem jeffries, they say republicans are running scared but actually it's a victory lapc

i'm watching it, this guy's no nancy pelosi, he's nancy grace, presiding over a crime sceneres. i don't think they have anybody' now in the partyt that canw in express 1 ounce of honesty, there is a huge hole in this onesdemocratic party that can oy be filled by one real person, sally that one person's here at this table, harold ford junior, if you don't come forward, here party is done. i was watching dan jones, ifu think he opened the window of the future, and that is lau laughing. that ilas the first time we have actually seen somebody laugh on cnn in ages.n maybe having fun at the expense of your losing can take you in the right direction. with this were anything, everybody does that, but doing s another piecei of evidence they cannot think for themselvesey . you notice is no organic outrage

or protest over these dramatic reductions in immigration, nobody's on the streeteduc, nobs on the street about trans and nobody's on the street about the death of d.e.i. why does it tell you? they never cared. this was never real. all over this was fake nev. this outrage is not real eitheri it is just odd how easily all o these bad things have been fixed and there is no pushbackgs c.sh baso you see the swearing in the singing and the crying and you realize it's about as crazy as john mulvaney's knockers.knoc it's all cedar, it's almost like drag. ayou know how dralmg is a performance that is not based on authenticity, it is based on extroverted campy drama. it's like we know they are notrn women, they are acting like it. same thing with the democrats, m nobody believes they are engaged in the real world, it a surface level theatrics.

generally the media would be compliant and saluted but they don't exist anymore. >> >> jesse: have you ever been to drag show? >> dana: i have not but when are we going? >> jesse: field trip!rsin >> dana: i was thinking, i don't have children but maybe this happened with youbu, when u they learned curse wart and thed tried to use it for shock value to get your attention?arty if you like the democratic party, i don't know whether they are saying we like this, do it more often or because the parents are not reacting they keep doing itti until somebody reactngs. >> jesse: jesse jr. says "booty" now. [laughter] gets it from the older sisters.e >> dana: i think the dan joness segment we watched me with the first time i saw any democrats at loft since november. that would be a healthy thing to do. you have ty o at leastth say we really stink and he was willing to do that.

there was somebody on thcoule democratic side, not at this table who was getting crowds and he's not getting a lot of attention. bernie sanders, probably thepr most authentic democrat in leadership now, maybe except for john fetterman. bernie sanders is who he is and you can like him or dislike him. he has been doing huge rallies, i know it's not a trump crowd but it's 4000 people on a friday night. another 2600 people, next morning, few hours away in altoona, wisconsin. detroit, 9000 peoplealto wis. aoc will join him on the road. the democratic party there may be life, maybe bernie sanders will figur sane out a way to fie it out. >> greg: the that tran dids folk singer who said that god has a huge -- >> dana: yes, i did. arousing that bernie sanders like that. >> jesse: harold you think

that is a good tactic for your party? >> harold: hope everybody hadd: a good g weekend, good to be ba. bernie sanders is not the future of the democratic party, i think it is great he is out.i but he is a lee's doing the things youst d have to do. i think there is frustration among democrats, that is why the think you heard the cursing, i hope it stops.ou anytime anybody in my party wants to curse or explainio themselves, in profound and emotional ways, to think about substance. this weekend, thatwa president trump, when he said to stop holding of sending a more serious, president trump said something that i i found a, remarkable, some that we have not touched on, he was asked if he thinks thgoe country's going into recession and he says who knows.th it made me think of joe biden or kamala harris or even barack obama had answered ad question like that, i would

rightly criticize and i think some around the table, if not all, would say how that can the important andmost nation in the world say something like that?orld we have seen the stock market do what i did today, down 2000 points, that is not indicated above everything but it is a hav daily scorecard. the question i have, for democrats, why not begin to ask these questions? went out to fashion answers howd everydayay americans, who got tm president over the finish line in november,be not replying to crisis for what they need things, those things are goingha up? rd to anything raising challengu don't even have to develop answers. every time we think about cursing and singing, please don't. thinleask about ways which you n offer serious answers, won the only way you answer serious questions is what's on the minds of voters.on t i agree there are 70 cultural issues we lost track of,. franky

lost a sense of common sense. but i can tell you, most of the american people working class who voted fo tr president trumpt don't want to see what isni happening in our economy happened today , especially nottari knowing what the end game is. if it's tariffs that we want to, the ta thax cuts, the presidentt should give is that. if democrats don't ask these tough questions the presidentanw does not have to answer. stopped singing and cursing. >> jesse: judge jeanine, never uttered a swear word in her entire life.ire >> judge jeanine: of course now.fe you can go online and see a have never decided "boo". the democrats are a bunch of party maoist kids, they think of the us where they are real and relatable, and the americannd people think tha tt they are jut like as, but they are not real or relatable because they say everything in unison, the curse words are the same.

the gentlemen at the end there said, donald trump and elon musk do not give hea -- about our public schools. you think joe biden did? calmly billions we took tony public schools p and our kids we not allowed to go back because there was no metric that would allow them to go back according to democrats and unions.he let's talk about the fog that the democrats have tried everythingletalk.. he was a russian poppet --ea poppet, then he was a nazit , tn he was a threat to democracy. then elon is taking over.ov then trump's not happy, he will get rid of elon musk. they go on and on, then it's f's both of them f. then it's like they are both of -- and they go on from there. is that what your party is hat about? they just cannot go there. i think what's interesting aboua this segment is that schapiro

and tim maltz have now decided to wait for the democratic party to succeed is to go on podcasts. what kind of podcast? sports podcasts. i do not know anybody who gives a darn about what schapiro thinks orn af tim maltz about a sports team.do t plus why would they do that? you automatically tee off half of these sports teams, the other half, the opponents of the team. they are trying to copy trump and they don't know what to do, so frustrated, a bunch of kids, cannot articulate how they feel which reminds me of one my grandson was learning to talk.k, they get very frustrated and cry and scream and you have to say, say with your words, what do you mean? >> jesse: stomping their feet. >> judge jeanine: yeah, you have too say say with her words, and then they learned. >> jesse: thank you very much. up next, and t musk wackosng

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pahinys electric car company, ny arresting dozens after they took over and shut down a tesla shower room. the glass door of the facility appearing to bppeae shattered, t is on top of other violence errupting at other teslaot locations, there are reports ofp molotov cocktails, graffiti and gunfire breaking outor. even musk responding to the violence. >> when did they criticize what doge is doing, we say which part specifically , we put all the actions of the doge team on the doge.gov website and on the doge handle on x. we post the receipts. this action was taken, this action was taken.n. so when they don't like it, what? which cuwht saving do you disage with? people usually can't think of any. >> dana:k a lot calmer than these folks, take a look at this medium tak montage.

>> i think there has been tension between elon musk and a p allies for atrum long time, that has been growing confusion. >> we sit as sit as reporters for weeks this relationship will come to eight end, you have two all files who see themselves as dissenters. >> why don't you go back to your day job? and leave with those of us whont do government to do government, you cannot do both. >> dana: greg? >> greg: you were saying after one of the rockets went down this weekend, emma wright?afte so i am useless. and because i cannot thinks.he fix anything, i can just use my mouse. although man has been able to get all this the raw material of earth anchored works of great power, it's only an insignificant few that do that. we are just along for the ride.

we think look at the great works that manhat has done, man is at 1000 people, i contributed nothing to progress but at least i can recognize who does ntri. i do not cheer against progress, i support people who do. imagine laughing at jonas what he was trying to come up with the polio vaccine. i cannot imagine these people being role models. what is their message, if at first you don't succeed, just hang out with usou dust ? d because they don't have to do anything.es i believe progressives are regressive a , and because they have been wailing againstr technology, whether it's electric cars, whatever, they have to lose the progress on progressiveshate. and just call them! everything goes through them, they can create anything of value. >> dana: jesse, to meet these seem somewhat organize and is

usually something behind that. >> jesse: the billionaires that hate musk are funding thenn tesla terrorism, and this is noh covered almost anywhere. they are firebombing tesla stations! why hasn't the fbi fbi and flynn traded this? it's these trans and he put people responsibleese nt, they o get underneath every radical movement excepe racalt trantifa. and greg you cannot say our jobs are insignificant, so what this guy's an intergalactic pioneer, we save this country,'s show, you, me, you kind of help harold in your own way. [laughter] my democratic sources tell me they think attacking musk is ate wrong strategy, togy go after hm a person instead of a policy is really dumead b, they tried that with trump. when they attract trump's personality and he won in the

landslide, they can put his personality aside because his policies were popular. with musk he may not have had a good approval rating, but cutting government is 80 centremac popular in this country. the line of attack is silly. you cannot call trump a dictator and then also callp ea elon muse copresident. he hires all loyalists and then there is a massive disagreement in the cabinet meeting? they haven't really figured out what they are going to do yet, but this is not it. >> dana: the other problem you brought up, if you have protests like thie s and there is violene or arrests, you cannot guarantee they will be prosecuted. you >> judge jeanine: because of the progressive das.er what's interestinges, aside from the flag that the left is going after the guy that created electric cars,guy cre that he a hero, do you remember when president trump had that that press conference with elon musku it was very clear, the left

tragically this narrative that elon musk was copresident, that elon musk comes out and says ih do with the president tells metd to do, and then all of this stuff about elon musk and the president then comes out and says i'm going to take a scalpel to doge cuts. i will not do it with a hatchet anymore.tche so you know that clearly there is a president that is overseeing all of those, where there is now this craziness that she left is creating thi antagonist that everybody's learning to hate to and they are s.rowing fit they wanted us to be d programs. they got to watch themselves. the two all files are fine together and america benefits. >> dana: how does the democratic party navigates this?

>> harold: you are not useless, never say that. everybody has a right to disagree with whoever they want to disagree with. i want to promote violence, if people want toit stop buying his car and they want to protest peacefully, they havy hae a rigo do that. i'm glad you raise that, president trump as it relates ti d.e.i., that is where s a lot of these people are beingthin instigated, some of the things that mr. musk is doing as it relates to doge. trump says number 1 use as scalpel not a hatchet,trum some things in government -- we have this weird and unfortunate notion that when you think about government spending and you think about it beingeopl excess, people think about the worst in government, democrat sites too much defense spending,demo it'so many public assistance programs, welfare and so forth. d reallyig digging down into it, a lot of government spending is government investment that employs people, and powers

innovation, creates opportunity, what people want is to find those things.. you said at one time dana last week or so, people want him to dig down and see where the redundancies are, are we paying five peopluld e for what one pen should be doing? that is where i think he can be most helpfull.. nobody can cite to a program, ir can guarantee go to south carolina, texas, oklahoma, where these are facing backlash because social securitaciny pros are bein g closed, veterans housing, these are things you do not want to cut. but that is implied it is. democrats,impa ought to focus on these things, stop the singing and stop other craziness and talk about ideas, facts and answernd ts to those challenges.

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: gavin newsom:a throwing up chaos within thein democratic party after declarin that menno that should not comp in women'sin sports, it is a simple common sense issue by democrat comms should rally behind, instead many attacking newsom and plenty of others remain too spineless to take a firm stand on the matter. >> for me, it's let the local community figure this out. >> i have confidence local communities can make those decisions instead of the federal government making it forhe them. >> it's not about safety, it's about politics. that is what a fine sohose

offensive. >> those issues were something republicans manufactured as if that wasublins m where the numb1 priority of democrats was. >> judge jeanine: so manyes questions, addresseeti? schultz says it's a manufactured issue. and 80-20 issue were 80 centremac of americans egg are against men in sports she wants to downplay it and say the american public is too dumb to follow that fake news.ic i >> jesse: 80% over the country wants to keentryp voice out of s sports, a hundred percent of democrats in d.c. don't. tells it's not a very democratic partydemoin d. this is what happen when theyty took gay right.s and they assumd trans rights were the same thing.n th they became so tolerant, they became intolerant. their parties so focused on these loud , a special interest groups, whether it is the d.e.i. people, trans lobby, the big wind, they focus on these peoplt

to the detriment of everybody else in the party in the mediad does not let them know is going on. i bet thatot city union that is the first time they heard about the girl getting hit in the head by a volleyball.hear because they were denied by the press. they always go to europe for guidance, great britain band to surgeries on kids and they don't even know about it. how about bud light? this is screaming at them, don't bud light yourself, and they .id. it's because he never gone fox and they are not challenged, they don't go on podcasts where they have to wrestle with the idea and implications of their policies, the only figure out what's wrong every four years. you have to wait four years for the democrats to wake up to realitor temocy, and i just hopy can have this debate, usuallyly when you have an idea that is different they will kick you out

of the party. if your tulsi gabbard or rfk or any of these people. c cannot think independently as a democrat because the party operates in control, when they .ose control they lose power >> judge jeanine: herald let'sld talk about the 2 2028 presidentl election. let's assume gavin newsom is the candidate for president, and as people on the left, democrat leaders doubling down saying we're not going to course correc t, what is the party going to do? support him on this major issue, or not let him run? 2028 is a long time awayon but i happen to agree wih you and jesse.g i have said before, if we are not taking seriously on common sense family issues like this, it's very difficult andd very hard for people to listen to us even if we are making m sense on economic policy or tax policy or national security

issues. nai think what some of those people were saying, some members in my party, i have a small message, why don't we want -- why do we want little boyswantfo laying in our little girls sports, being in our little girls bathroome bo? we just had an election. it did not bode well. it was not an issue in my mind, people exercise their freedom of being what they want to be but you want little girls in high school playing little boys sports in high school? you should not judge people because they have a different opinion we should understand the fferttake that opinion and taket as a national political party position, you are likely to l lose. i like your jacket. >> judge jeanine: dana, from adam shift and alyssa, they ares saying, let's get this issue off

aythe federal lyrical page.fo let's leave it to the localities for determination. >> dana: now that federalism? .kay dan so there over into closing the department of education? i'm not letting this issue go, and we should not, the dads won't let it go, it will behe probably 890-1 t0 issue by the town we are done. "time" magazine came on with her woman of the year cover,agaz onf them included a woman in sports. never seen anything like it. l they areik killing it, because e did not have to worr sy on their way up the chain about competing against transgender male s. our how dare you suggest that it's bigoted to care about your d to getting up every morning and working so hard at the swimming bullock riley gaines date, how did you say that poo ril? a i will make this a huge issue. h

good luck., you can try to do thatgo on the policy end, i don't think it will work to send it to the states, it's a civil rights issue. civil rights issue , you have kids in classrooms supposedly choosing their pronouns, look at the test scores, do you think any of them know what a pronouns actually is? that is the big issue. .hat is why we need more federalism. >> judge jeanine: as the father of a younger baby girl,ay what say you greg?? >> greg: not much really. muc [laughter]. thinking about what i'm going to eat. the way the liberals are talking gavin newsom for breaking from the pact, he expected that. but it goes back to what we discussed last week, they cannot do nice things, they cannot do podcasts because nobody in their circle of friends will share the riskbody.sk if you will deal. podcast on the

right or whatever or even our shows, we gonna drillers shows, everything is great, we share .vi risk if i say something controversial you are likece the, you know whu man. he cannot do that. if you say something that goeses over the line, nobody will back you up. that is why there are no podcast on the left,y th that is why gavin newsom had charlie carrick on because he could find anybody elsehe c. you cannot manufacture honest conversations, you can organizer protests to hire people for a protest, we cannot have an authentic conversation. look how hard it wasn for -- is that not ironic?ou c when it comes to biology, you just think it that you can swat your kin. do you see how hard it was for her to respond? she waow hd its not ready to hao ever defend that position. never had to. all of a sudden the world isorld

undergoing this massive back to normal phase in her muscles of common sense aer m have gone fl, which does not know how to respond. waitnow , he disagrees? that is not supposed to happen in the democratic party! how should i feel about that, can i get back to you? >> jesse: you look like a reindeer. [laughter]: la >> judge jeanine: jasmine crockett just said this -- the dumbest thing a democrat has ever uttered about the border. ♪ ♪

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they are not telling the it is not aple, criminal violation to enter the country illegally. it's not a criminal, it's not a crimime!e. >> greg: all right, why is she attacking the dictionaryg:?, >> harold:wh i think we should get back to fact>> hs, on the border, talking about securing the border.t one of the reasons wsee lost the race, we do not believe it wass thatan series of an issue, it ws a serious issue from day one a. this table started talking about itut before i joined the table, here we are today, still not quite right on it. righ if you do not believe that it is a crime, that is not the issue, the issue is we have 70 people committing crimes, toehold -- tom homan said rightly, the worst should be the first to beo pushed out, meaning the criminals. take the criminals and kick them out foake r us, arrest them and deport them stay fordem was

jasmine crockett always this stupid?e bi i felix she emptied up a little. bit. >> dana: there is a leadership dane. so mayb >> greg: typical woman, always bringing the vacuum. >> dana: i've always liked to vacuum. i think jessica said she was a rising sta rir, maybe perhaps for some part of the party, i think' if she thinks it's not a crime, she should start -- try sneaking into north koreaat and see how that goes steve watt it will not go well, that is a terrible suggestion. [laughter] tis aa. judge what say you? >> judge jeanine: article eight, section 13 points 25, darling it is a crime. you call yourself a lawyer? you can read or interpret law, he cannot figure out what is legal and what o is not? you have a real problem jasminea veit is a crime, you cannot not only be deported but spent six month in jail, find under titler

18, and be imprisoned for not more than two years in jail or bothd fo. this is very concerning that woman in congress riding laws cannot interpret the lawg , soso clear where the courts hav ce cd out and said there's nohe ambiguity herere, no question. if you read english it is clear. it is a crime.you you go to jail for crimes.ri let me ask you this, why do they put you in detention centers if it's not a crime? even joe biden did thacet. >> greg: just see you, she is a lawyere , herald it says is obviously a d.e.i. issue. [laughter] b3 she was an ambulance chaser.l yep.an she did pro bono work. [laughter] >> greg: it when did bono get in trouble? three we will tell you in a bit.

you know who financed her career? many. gave her lots of money. that is why she is in congress. -- mini.la she does not even know what's in the law, it's like a bartender not knowing what's in the martini. jasmine crockett what do they say? bless her heart. republicans have crazy, democrats have ignorant. i would rather have crazy people in my party because crazy can be right, ignorant is always wrong. >> greg: that is a very interesting principle. you think there is no ignorant republicans? >> jesse: none. [laughter] crazy? yes. [laughter] >> greg: up next, doom for not being woke and often. -- woke enough. ♪ ♪ for more than a decade farxiga has been trusted again and again, and again. [crowd chant] far-xi-ga

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♪ ♪ >> harold: woke do us part, love is blind,lo sarah leaves hr groom at the altar because of>> ihis politics. >> because i cannot. we talked about the values that hold so close to my heart, making this decision my mind

tells me i can't. i remember i asked him about black lives matter, whenm ab i d him about it he's like ask i gus and never really thought too much about it. that affected mess a. >> harold: okay,, we had a greathatt segment about jasmine crockett. [laughter]e just h >> jesse: he dodged a bullet. awoke wife will not let you leave a firearm in your house and it will always give you this new fusion place for dinner. fus yucky! her friends were probably hate you and her friends husbands nd will be cucks. hey, mike you want to go golfing? sorry, michelle will not let mee she won't let me. that's what i'm talking what herald. this is a blessing in disguise, now all of these maga princesses will be throwing themselves at this young trap. you are welcome. >> harold: judge do you feel are -- asay about jesse

jesse? >> judge jeanine: did they not do a background check on her? who goes to the altar and says i was thinking about something we set a couple weeks ago, i watch the show by they send them to some romantic getaway for several weeks and she just comes up with black lives matter at the altar? and then she says, our written article, it said that he dropped her. >> harold: maybe we did not see the entire cut. >> judge jeanine: i know that she dropped him, he did not drop .her. >> harold: what are your thoughts about this?bout >> dana: i also that he dodged a bullet, love is not even blind for blind people and you should have been able to see this one coming. >> harold: mr. exclamation point, thoughts? t> greg: you cannot trus somebody who places her most important decisions in the life in the hands of a tv producer.c. i mean how dare she soil the sacred grounds of of a

reality show where people meet to get married? let's be honest, if he was more attractive, if he looked like ryan gosling or brad pitt or me, she would not be thinking about blm, she would be talking about s-e-x if you catch my drift. also saying that he dodged ax bullet, let's be honest, she's not attractive enough to getnoug away with this, on a good day she is a sixh th.li i am telling you! boring! what's even worse defining as if by politics but defining yourself by other people's politics! she's like so many liberalwh predominantly white women, they are playing kabuki with politics. she does not know what she's talking abou t. >> harold: she's a six? >> harold: i think we should keep moving out. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing". >> greg: tonight we have a great show, we have the beauty and the beast, brian kilby being the beast, madison, great. and then there's kennedy, tonight at ten. osstf to go to gutfeld.com, somewhere sold out, tickets, indiana, pennsylvania am sorry. then there's knoxville, tennessee. south carolina. march 15th, go to the website, thompson will be there, let's do this! staying let's roll this shall be? he needs his 12 inches of pure tongue to feast on honey. >> jesse: this is too much. >> greg: i know, they usually

eat ants and termites, but here he is getting the full dose of honey. he is at the memphis zoo where you hang out. [laughter] to be a hashtag made to with him heralded? [laughter] >> harold: we walk to screen these beforehand. >> jesse: india never ceases to amaze. you have this festival where these men are in with sticks to sober the coming of spring. >> judge jeanine: i love it! >> jesse: the woman seemed to be having a great time, the guys, go somewhere else next spring. spring break edition, johnny was down in florida, watch... >> sending a lot of money to ukraine, where is ukraine? >> do not make me sound stupid! it's a country that is... >> jesse: oh goodness. when we say god bless her heart,

bless her. >> judge jeanine: it is time for... ♪ ♪ all right, this guy goes into tiffany's and he says, i'm with the orlando magic basketball players and i want to buy tiffany earrings. he gets three quarters of a million dollars worth of tiffany earrings, runs out with the earrings, stopped by police, and melee swallows the evidence. they get a court order to scan him to show the evidence and this clueless criminal wanted to know if it's legal to charge him with what is in his stomach. hey, domique i'm not only can they charge you with what's in your stomach, they will wait for her to come out of your stomach and charge you. >> jesse: need the long arm -- >> harold: who believed in what he he played for the mba team? have a great night.