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>> wow. >> all right, all right. >> enough. enough. >> you're only. >> you're only clapping. so i'll validate your parking. good evening everyone. so over the weekend, the secret service shot a man in a confrontation near the white house. and the man's defense, he honestly thought he still lived there. applause. clapping. the shooting of a president. the southwest airlines flight had to return to the gate after a female passenger stripped naked and raced up and down the aisle. >> yeah. >> no, i was just waiting for a
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picture. no pictures. in a related story, guess who just booked a flight on southwest? have pictures. true, the naked woman ran around on the flight for 25 minutes. it confused many of the passengers, who ended up seeing two landing strips that day. meanwhile, an air india flight was forced to return to the u.s. because of clogged toilets. sorry about that, said one passenger. it's amazing. over the weekend, a 4.1 magnitude earthquake shook los angeles. the tremors were so strong, la mayor karen bass felt them in africa. the aftershocks were so intense. gavin newsom's hair actually moved. in fact, one was so strong, it actually it actually
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flipped gavin back to his original position on trans athletes. you weren't feeling it. it's okay. you weren't feeling it. there were fractures. there were cracks, there were breaks. and that was just in cher's face. i agree, i agree with you. over the weekend, a guy broke the world record for standing in the same spot for 38 hours straight, breaking the previous record of everyone who has been to the dmv. but 38 hours without moving. that's amateur hour, said one man. futurists predict tech obsessed humans could have hunchbacks and smaller brains by the year 2100. i think we found patient zero for this study. and finally, dylan
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mulvaney was a guest on the view today. dylan enjoyed being on the show, even though mulvaney was the only one there without a penis. so tonight's topic, friends. we all know what friends are. we have them ourselves. well, maybe not all of us. >> i knew that was coming, but. >> but we can talk to our friends honestly, and we can give our friends sound advice. like the time i told mc hammer, don't worry about money. you'll be popular forever. but also, a good friend would tell you not to sing in public. >> which side. >> are you on? >> trump's coming.
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>> for our unions. >> he wants. >> us all. >> to fail. >> he wants. >> us to. >> to bow. >> to him. but we want him in jail. this little light of mine, i'm gonna let it shine. let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. science lights the way. >> no it doesn't. you know, if they told us they'd stop singing. if we impeached trump, we might do it. but who would let you go out in public in sound so awful? besides, maroon five's tour manager. not true friends, that's for sure. but sadly, there's a group of people who don't understand the concept of friendship, and it's the modern democrat. here's joy behar talking about refusing to share a kidney. >> i find it bizarre. >> trump supporter i won't give them a kidney, but i could be friends with them.
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>> hey, joy, it's a kidney, not a pizza. of course he's kidding at first. but then she goes on to explain the moral foundation for her resentment. and it's the same one that drives all deadly ideologies. >> the thing about it is, it's not just about politics. it's about morality, ethics. it's about cruelty. it's about discrimination. it's about a lot of things. so those are personal human values. we're not really just talking about fiscal conservative who pays more taxes. we're talking about you as a human being. so it's hard to be friends with someone who signs on to something like that. >> see what she did there? she removed the inhumanity of her adversary, placing them in a box labeled not wrong, but evil. so now you can treat them the way you fantasize that they might treat you. if you think they're nazis, then you can act like nazis. but once they lose elections, they decide, well, these bad people can do podcasts really well. that must
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have mattered. so let's do podcasts. but it's like jesse watters thinking he can play like michael jordan by shaving off the rest of his remaining hair. it's not going to work. but oh, once they get shellacked by so-called bad people, their solution is to do what the bad people do. well, good luck, because they don't understand the organic nature of podcasting. podcasts were built on this concept called friends with friends doing other friends show without fear of being canceled. but since everything dems do is inorganic, from the protests to their stupid tiktok videos, they assume they can just create artificially make a podcast the same way. it's like watching the super bowl and thinking, yeah, i could do that too. neglecting the years of experience and raw talent that leads to that moment. but they can't do podcasts for they have no friends, meaning people who will be honest with them. it's why dems do embarrassing in
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public, and how no one will tell debbie wasserman schultz her hairstyle looks like someone dumped a casserole on her head. but if the podcast world is based on people who trust each other, how do democrats find those people? how can you make friends if everybody around you is terrified that one slip up might land them in exile? that's how you get people to say rachel levine is female and chris hayes is a man. that will never happen here because we like you enough to call. but if dems were to actually call bs, their so-called allies would turn on them like brit hume does. when you bring up his brief stint in menudo. look what happened with joe rogan, where did all his lefty friends go? and countless other former libs who found freedom in the world outside woke them. they realized that you can't work
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with someone who, when the going gets rough, abandons you. that's called an informant. with friends like that, who needs mike pence? who? it comes down to the three words of advice i've given to the very start of this crazy business. share the risk. what you saw on the right, especially in podcasts and comedy, was the sharing of risk among friends. and that's appealing. and most of all, it's real. the dems spent so much time cultivating fake compassion through identity politics and die that they abandoned the real thing. which means after every manufactured march, the leftist went home alone to miserable and wretched to feed their 27 cats because the recipe for their power, which is the power to cancel, burns every real human bridge in their lives. it's how ideologies play out. for that system to expand, you have to reduce your humanity to a point where you can explain why letting a friend die without a kidney is your moral
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choice. but really, who wants one of joy's kidneys anyway? seriously, i'm sure the kidney wants to. get out of there. >> period. >> let's welcome. tonight's guest. >> he's the inspiration for the mute button host of one nation and co-host of fox and friends. brian. >> kill me. >> it's the first time on the set, which i'm sure she'll regret. fox business correspondent madison alworth. women give him their room keys so he can clean their bathrooms. comedian joe machi. and she used to be a veejay. and i don't mean an indian fella. host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. >> kennedy.
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>> brian. >> yes? >> you actually host a show called fox and friends, right? >> that's why i thought i was perfect for today's talking points. >> yes. it's kind of interesting and ironic that you are on fox, but you never have friends on. >> right? it's true. >> but do they? but you understand what i'm saying? it's like friends are the people that tell you the harsh truths. >> absolutely. >> and you can't tell hearth truths, harsh truths in a liberal world because you'll get canceled. >> so i was thinking a lot about this and that when i went to college, around the same age as you, no one really knew politics. i mean, maybe berkeley is different from long island university. you could never get. >> into real school. >> yeah. that's right. if you call berkeley a real school, i'm sure that's not on your resume. >> island university. >> you couldn't have gotten in. is that a fake school? right? that sounds like. >> a sitcom college. i'm off to long island university, mom. >> sorry. okay. >> it's real, i apologize. some
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online correspondence thing. >> it's the teddy roosevelt school of journalism. they have so many great schools. they have a veterinarian school. they got a great soccer team. i can go on. >> do they have sports? >> yeah. that's it. we never talked about it. i still don't know until i meet my college friends. now i know who they vote for. yeah, but in college, we never talked about it. it was like a minor thing, but today, it really defines who you are. my. i have three kids, college age. they all know who he was, who they voted for and where they stand. so things are really different. so i thought, i'm going to be above it all. i saw the theme of your monologue and i thought to myself, i'm going to be somebody who doesn't judge somebody by who they vote for. and i thought about it. i'm hanging out and i meet somebody and they say, hey, yeah, great to see you. you want to go for a movie later? first, just let me make a little note. ellen omar, a genius who really loves america. sorry. i'm busy. how about how about adam schiff? i find him trustworthy. someone i can really rely on and who
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always tells the truth. i'm not going to the movie, so you really can't get past it. and i challenge you. if you were hanging out with somebody and they let them know that adam schiff and ilhan omar was your guiding light, you would not continue that relationship. i challenge you. >> yes. thank god i'm a hermit. i don't really go out into anything. >> right now. no one really asks. yeah, that is true. yeah. you check your cell phone constantly. >> not a rare body odor issue, right? it can't be cured. madison. first time on the show. how excited are you? >> so excited. >> thank you. >> you are on kind of the news side, so you have to be. do you find that you have to be careful, like you're always in danger of somebody calling you and going, madison, you're not supposed to say that. >> no, i mean, the good thing is, it's my. job to not have an opinion. >> which we'll see. >> if i get. >> to keep my job after the show. but so i get to just really play the middle and talk to people. >> and if i. >> do say something, the call is not. you shouldn't say that.
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it's. why the. >> heck did you. >> say that? right. >> but to the point when i was again researching, just like brian working very hard ahead of the show, i just think i actually disagree. i think joy does have friends that are trump voters, because there's a majority of them in the u.s. she just doesn't know it because they would never tell her. >> and this is part. >> of the problem. if you can't have the conversations. and then obviously is that a real friend if they can't tell the truth. but yeah, if you go on national television and say, i can't be friends with a trump voter, like you're either not going to text her back or you just keep your mouth shut. >> that is the one of the it's preference falsification where people do not tell you what they. that's why people thought trump would lose, because a lot of people wouldn't say they were voting for him. so look who's here in this little chair. yeah. >> yeah. >> it's mark cuban's brother.
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>> oh. oh, i'm sorry, greg, i didn't dress like volodymyr zelensky for a tv show. >> i love you, joe. >> i would hang out with you if you would just give me your phone number. >> what did you say? >> i would hang out with you if you'd give me your phone number. >> well, you know, it's not listed. do people still say that? >> no, it's not only on your show. >> what do you make of the idea? do you have have you lost friends, joe? >> yes, i have lost friends over politics. but i think it's a good thing, because what kind of friend doesn't think i can have my own views? you know, that's the best reason to lose a friend, greg. the worst reason to lose a friend. alligators. every time i've lost a friend to an alligator, it's always the same old thing. they're like, help, joe, i'm being eaten by an alligator. and i'm like, i don't think we should be friends anymore. but i'll say this. it seemed to me like joy was trying to really have it both ways. it's like.
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it's like saying, hey, i will be friends with you. i will be your friend. but i would also let you die. >> that is the true definition of having it both ways. >> it's like that. or like capri pants. >> yes. i never wore capri pants. >> i have dozens of pairs. >> each one from a different victim. >> hey, >> joe. >> you know, serial killers all collect one thing. capri pants. kennedy. >> that's because they're called shorts. >> but when you put them on, they go down to your ankles. >> oh. >> all right, let's go to break. kennedy. can you imagine? like, i could not imagine you navigating these circles like where you have to. well, you probably have. >> no, i. >> have.
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>> because i grew up in oregon. you know, it's like you grew up in northern california. it was all hippies and oregon. my parents were democrats, and i became a republican in high school because that was the only way to rebel. and i think that's what a lot of kids, it's true. no gangs, i realize. yeah. in lake oswego, oregon. >> yeah. not good ones. >> we had we had three african american lakeridge pacers and they were all the children of trailblazers. >> i did. >> not know that. so yes. >> i apologize. >> so very, very diverse tough school. i'm it's a miracle that i made it out alive. that was very affluent and quite lovely. but thank you for asking. no, but i've, i've always run in these circles and i was actually i auditioned for the view in 2003 and went pretty far through the process and got along great because starr was there. barbara walters was still alive, god rest her soul. she was lovely. meredith vieira was still there. we talked about conservative politics. joy was a talking hemorrhoid in an auburn wig. she was. so
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ungracious and awful. and she had a comedy writer writing her little lines during the breaks. and i was like, she's not even funny. like she's not reacting to anything. she's not thinking in the moment. and then i made some jokes because it's a conversational show before it became an unwatchable abortion, because usually there's so much fun to watch. >> yes. >> they. >> really are. >> and she said to me during the break, i'll handle the comedy here. no. and i said, i said, great. whenever you start like, all ease up on. >> the joke. >> what did. >> you can't judge a book by its cover. and that is one ugly cover. >> it's a leathery cover. >> it's a leathery beat up cover. all right. that was a great little story. >> i loved it. >> we all learned something about kennedy tonight. okay, before we go, i've got more awesome live shows coming up with special guest tom shilu this weekend. indiana and pennsylvania go to gutfeld.com
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don't understand how things work in life. what what what was your take on it? >> my take is that elon is very well prepped for something like this, because when you grow up as a nerd, this is par for the course. you know, it's like picking on the kid in the robotics club, like, oh, your robot failed. yeah, but he built a robot. >> and i'd like. >> to see you do that. yes. oh, and he built a rocket. i'd like to. >> see you do that. >> so i. >> know what elon should do. >> he should build a specific robot that goes to michael steele's office and picks him up and twirls him around. >> but like, you shouldn't say that. he probably can do that. yeah, exactly. >> yeah, that's what i would do if i was musk. but that's why i'm not musk. i can't be trusted with robotics. joe. by the way, joe, did you see that? the people there are some people that are trashing tesla facilities, and i think they're a group called tesla takedown or the action network. do you think this is all orchestrated from by somebody else? >> i don't know, greg, but i
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will say you can't vandalize people's property unless unless it's your own property. i sometimes will spray paint on my house. joe mackey's comedy is awesome. signed. signed the latin kings to increase my street cred. but i will say that michael steele shouldn't be telling other people about how to do a good job. he chaired the rnc and then he got a job at msnbc. that's not good. yeah. what? >> yeah, that's kind of the trajectory says everything. >> yeah. like if michael steele was a spaceship, he would crash. but elon musk, like, really has the only spaceships that are reliable to transport humans. and for an insult to land, it actually has to hit close to home. it's like when some critic on the internet says, i'm an open mic. well, i can show you a headline all the all over the country. it doesn't work. but when someone says, like, women only date me for my body, that cuts to the bone. >> yes.
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>> yeah. >> kennedy. remember how they used to love elon musk back when he just did electric cars? yeah. what happened to that? now they're cheering on him to just be to fail. but they don't realize failure is success in that world. >> yes. and unfortunately it sometimes takes several times until you get the recipe, the algorithm, whatever it is that goes into rocket making. exactly right. but also like, i also feel like it was a penis jab and he's like, my name is michael steele, and that could be a porn name because steel is very thick and sturdy and sometimes shaped like a pointy drumstick. but girthier. and i think elon musk has a problem with his rocket because it's soft and it's like he has 13
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children. yeah, i think i think his rocket is just fine. michael steele. >> reagan. and to your point about failure leading to success, i mean, you host the number one show in late night, but you've been fired dozens of times. >> yeah. thank you for reminding our generous audience. three times i was fired three times. brian. you know that feeling. >> i took it personal when you were fired. first off, are you, like, a general from the confederacy? were you? like, that was a brilliant. i'm trying to think like, what were you harkening back to the 1850s? but i will say this. do you know what they were chanting? oh, did you want to ask me a question? >> no. go for it. >> okay. >> thank you. >> i don't know the rules. do you know what they were chanting as they were breaking into the tesla factory? what? we need clean air, not another billionaire. it's an electric car. yeah. what else do you
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want them to do? you talk about cutting to the bone, joe, i know that was a hard story for you to relay. i appreciate that, but cutting to the bone, you tell it. a guy with electric car, i need clean air. wow. he must have really had trouble. he must have tossed and turned all night. the other. the other thing is the rocket actually had two goals. one, get into space, get a little higher. the other was to first stage to land into the chopsticks, which is the most amazing thing i've ever seen. they all land again so he can redo one stage. he's got to work on the second stage and the next step will be mars. so michael steele, who was the responsible for president romney? yes. oh, wait a second. he there was no president romney. they asked him to leave the party. so i can't believe it. i will say this if you guys will join me just to push back, can we all buy a tesla? let's all go buy a tesla. get rid of your pinto, your hatchback, gremlin, whatever you're driving, and go get a tesla. even if you don't want an electric car, there's got to be some pushback. >> yeah, i don't know. landing
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dodging an idiot bride. a reality tv romance came to a shocking end when sarah carlto. yes, the sarah carlton, the bride on the show love is blind ditched her groom, ben masinga, at the altar because he wasn't woke enough. for those who don't know, love is blind is a reality show where singles date without ever seeing each other face to face. oh, you mean like gay guys? i wonder? i wonder, does sarah love him so much? but she always wanted a partner to be on the same wavelength. and so today she can't. >> i love you so much. but i've always wanted a partner to be on the same wavelength. and so. today i can't. >> i remember. >> like, i asked him about. >> like, black lives matter and i'm no. >> expert, but like when. >> i asked him. >> about it, he was like, i guess i've never really thought too much about it. >> that affected.
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>> me. >> especially in our own city. like, how could. >> it not? >> i asked him to like what his church's. >> views are. >> and he said. >> he didn't know. >> and so then i watched. >> a sermon online. >> from his. >> church about. >> yeah, sexual identity. >> okay. and it was traditional. >> i told that to. >> ben. >> and i thought, it. >> doesn't really have much to say about it. you know. >> equality. >> religion, the vaccine. >> matt kennedy, why didn't he just tell her he was trans? because then she would have been transphobic. and if she's if her identity politics are more important than her happiness or it is her happiness, then he would have had her the girl of his dreams. >> i watch this and i see someone who is hijacking her own happiness, and she's never going to be happy. you know, ben's last name is zenga.
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sounds like something you call boobies, which is clearly, i think, what? what she wants. and i think she was trying to find any flaw she possibly could because she was looking for another bride. i don't think she was looking for a dude here. and. or maybe she wants to transition into, you know, maleness. so they could be a couple of fellas on hgtv, just, you know, another reality stint looking for a home to remodel. >> yeah, they could they could flip houses while flipping genders. >> yeah. >> you know, joe, let's be honest. if that guy was as good looking as you, she wouldn't have come up with this excuse. >> yeah, that's why they should. it was really. love is blind. they should wear blindfolds until after the wedding. but i'll say this. don't try to find love on reality tv. i was on last comic standing. it was a majority men. but still it was a bad idea. what? i try to find love at places like, you know, bowling alleys or women's
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prisons or the wnba. that way i know i make more money than they do. >> kilmeade i mean, it is such a shock to find out that this didn't work out when you had your biggest decision in life to a tv producer, right? >> well, the premise of this, i had to look it up and i asked grok three, which i think is the number one ai app. is that what is this? yes. it's hard to keep track one, two and three. so great. do you know the premise of this? you sit in a pod and you listen and you meet somebody via speaker. and that's where the whole thing is. you've got to love someone on the inside before you even see what they look like. so she gets to the altar and it's like, yeah, now that i see what you look like, you look fine, but you're a jerk off to me. so to me, this whole premise blew up because that means they weren't even paying attention to each other. but i do think ben's life is saved. he wouldn't have been happy. >> yeah. >> and i also. i also believe
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he's got to have an opinion on something. i mean, can you imagine just going through your whole life having no opinions? >> no. you just said this earlier, brian. you're contradicting yourself. this is why i hate you. most guys don't have opinions, madison, on this stuff. and what i got from her is that what i got from her? shut up. is that she doesn't have. she doesn't have an identity. her identity is from other people. it's like, i need people to like my virtue signaling. what say you? >> yeah, i mean, strange move to do that on television. also, why get all the way to the altar? it's just cruel. yes. it's like i really love you and i, and i do. yes. you know, vow to be married to you forever. i really love you, but i'm leaving. it's such a play. and then also, like brian said, as a millennial, i didn't have to research. i'm just unfortunately familiar with this show. yeah, yeah, they they sit in a pod and they just talk to each other. so what the
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heck were they talking about? if this was really so important to her? and it just really makes you question her values and her ability to deduce things, understand? it's like you go to a restaurant and you're looking at the menu and you study it, and you ask the waiter some questions, and then you order like the eggplant parm. and then it comes and you're shocked that there's cheese in your dish. what what did you think was happening? yeah. >> it sounds like a real life story. yeah. i mean. >> eggplant. so. she definitely does support blm because she certainly torched her own wedding. we'll be right back. >> known for. >> creating memories. no one wants. >> to be known. for cancer. >> but a treatment. can be. >> keytruda is known to treat cancer. >> fda approved for 18. >> types of cancer, including. >> certain early stage. and
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sometimes they swear. let's focus on saying the f word. >> brian. people swear a lot when they watch fox and friends. >> i don't, i very much doubt it. we are a family friendly show. will you please watch it just one time? i don't know who your fact checker is, but just real quick it just goes. i saw that video before, and then i saw over the weekend that bernie sanders was doing a rally and he, oh, he had a big crowd. and then he who does he book for this rally? >> that's our block. >> oh, sh. all right. so we're back to this. but i would i would like to add is that this is scripted too. >> they're telling exactly. >> telling him to actually curse to start off with. and even the tiktok video that they put out, they start off by. and these are like mark kelly, astronauts and decorated war veterans. they're all doing it because they think that's what trump's supporters, that's how they can win over trump supporters, which is it's laughable. >> it is. you know, madison, i find it foul language
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offensive. >> yes. >> do you think that they're lowering the standards of our country and perhaps they should be executed? >> i think they're i think, oh, execution. i will have to think about that. lowering the standards. i think they're lowering the standards because it's so fake. like it's one thing to curse. it's a whole other thing to put on a show and curse the video. you were talking about stuff that ain't true, but it's with the curse word was so overdone. and it's just right. you're seeing it. everything's the same. what i took issue was it was both. and then they also said, ain't none of these lawmakers say the word ain't. it's all very scripted, very fake. cursing is something we do because it releases endorphins. we feel really good. it's cathartic. but when you put it on as like a fake show, you don't win, the audience doesn't win, and you just look bad. >> it's it is it's interesting, kennedy, that like in hollywood, they're liberal
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because they act. and to madison's point, they are acting here. is that why it's so attractive? >> it's not attractive. and people can see right through it. and, you know, people are living in a time where they're voting for the authentic candidate who actually offers ideas. and if you're just swearing, it's like i saw steve doocy the other day in the hallway, and i was like, steve, how's fox and friends? and he said, oh, you mean friends? and i was like, wow. >> yeah, it was natural. it was natural. and you. >> bought it? yeah, it was it was very natural. whatever he was selling was bought all of it. i was like, oh my god, he's so sexy. i had no idea. so i mean, that's obviously what they're going for. so i don't know if you remember this, but like 15 years ago, rolling stone magazine did this in-depth feature on the church of scientology and all the people who were spokespeople for the church of scientology just kept swearing because their ideas and their philosophy and their theology was all indefensible. so they
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>> heart is false. >> filled with lightning. do they tangle like heaven's keys? >> does your god have a big fat cause it feels like. >> it's me. >> oh, man. it really does make you wish you were deaf. kill me. you were telling me that you're a huge fan of this folk singer, right? you are. you follow he she it they them all around the world. >> i followed through all the transition of genders in the beginning. and then they finally end up in punk rock and a man. but. but i would say this. who is who? the democrats rehab tour is going so horrendous. i mean, so bernie sanders can always get his 2000 people, but his warm up act happens to be a transgender singer frontwoman guitarist who? punk band. by the way, since when do you associate a punk band with an 83 year old vermont senator who doesn't have a fitted suit? >> by the way, most. punk punk
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rockers are about 83 now. >> i was just shocked. this is going to be a long road back. >> yes, it. >> is mainstream america. >> madison, do you think bernie really knew who this person was? because if he actually knew, do you think he would have had somebody that's saying god has a giant whatever and is putting it in your whatnot? see how i clean that up? >> yes. that was so good. yeah, because she's performed for him before. oh, yes. in 2020, she also performed at his rallies. then she had a beautiful song called hanging tree that includes themes like burning crucifixes. so bernie has invited her back. this was a repeat performance. loved it so much the first time. had to bring laura back. i mean, the bat you talked about this hollywood and the left are very close. it is a bad sign when you can't get a good singer. i was at the dnc. there was talks like, is beyonce coming, taylor swift? no one's like, oh my god, is laura jane grace coming? so it's a not a great
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sign. >> it's not a great sign. joe, you're an expert in sign language. do you think it's sometimes unnecessary to have a sign language interpreter at, like, a rally? it's like, who are they? like, does anybody need that for that song? >> oh, you know, i don't know. i think it would be nice, though, if i were deaf to be able to know what the singer was singing about so i could make sarcastic comments like, like i say, if it was jennifer lopez and the signer was like, if you somehow knew that your love would be untrue, would you lie to me? and i'm like, did she just ask if someone would cheat on her and tell her about it? that's doesn't make any sense. and what this guy did was this was worse. >> yes, it was worse. it was worse. joe. yeah, way worse than that. >> it was it. was significantly worse. >> it was. i'm going to i'm going to go even further and say it was worse than worse.
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