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[cheering and applause] >> greg: role that thing up a little. in-off! in-off! you are making the other shows feel bad! >> wait, we didn't get a grade out of that one. give me greg. okay. >> greg: happy tuesday everyone. so a team -- teen with a werewolf syndrome has set a record with hair covering 95% of his face. this of course begs the previous record set by this woman. the wnba angel reese claims players may strike if their demands are not met. or even worse, they will keep playing.

michelle obama is launching a podcast with her brother, disproving the theory that michelle and her brother were the same person. but it is nice to see that she is teaming up with her brother. just don't go overboard, michelle. a new study found that most people admit they would be cool with their partner hooking up with a robot. finally i can make an honest woman out of my rumba. and a related story, women who would not hook up with a robot change their mind if it turns out it is this one. [laughter] the museum of failure houses some of the world's greatest flops. visitors can see attractions such as crystal pepsi, care cake oreos and of course the don lemon exhibit. [applause]

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>> they even look the same. >> greg: they do look the same. >> is that michael jackson? >> greg: how do you know when you were doing the right thing? when you drive than nutty people not here. here's a federal worker losing her mind over elon's five work achievements email. >> when you wake up or when you were on your weekend and you get the fork in the road message or you get the subsequent five bullets, what did you do you lazy federal worker? how frightening is it that someone on next, the owner of x speaks to you directly to say what did you do last week at work? and if you don't answer, i am going to fire you. >> greg: okay! so unemail that asks you what you did at work is terrifying?

you are going to hate being married. so glad she wore the mask. didn't want to catch anything from people 50 yards away. but also you get asked what you did it work all the time in the private sector. i tell you what i did off the top of my head. last week i taped the five and gutfeld, i didn't interview with npr, i met with my team over scripts and it made peter shave my back. he volunteered, i said yes. look, no one is calling all federal employees lazy. but when we give you $40 billion for wi-fi and no one is hooked up, we will want to see what it is you do all day. for some odd reason, democrats cannot deal with a president that expects a return on our tax dollars. right now mosque may be the one immigrant the left doesn't love. despite his many illegitimate children. >> hey,.

>> that's a funny word. >> not to me. [laughter] >> greg: if musk had committed a few dozen felonies, they would build him a [bleep] statue. but maybe it took an immigrant, someone from outside the system to show us how our government has become more bloated than jerry nadler after a cheese ways. that's how he takes it. mosque visit at our good friend larry and stressed transparency. >> when people criticize what we're doing, we say which parts specifically? because we put all of the actions of the doge team on our website and on the handle on next. we post the receipts so it's like action has been taken, which cost-saving you disagree with? and then people usually can't think of any. >> greg: of course transparency can suck like if you come across michael moore in a damp mumu.

but not only are musk and doge trying to save taxpayers billions, they are actually posting the details of exactly how they are doing it on a website. now every elected official vows to have the most transparent administration ever. but have you ever seen them do it? actually make the effort open to the american public? no. and we put up with that for years. meanwhile, with private companies, people trashed delta on ask if you can't get a rap on the phone and 3 minutes with your complaint about your seat upgrade. or ask why you were all female crew landed the plane on its back. but we left the government pick our pockets daily and tell us what kind of light bulbs and stoves we can buy. we always knew they were screwing us, know we have the receipts to prove it. and the left is furious. yet the same people who glued themselves to my helicopter pad over climate change now can't stand the guy who sells more electric cars than anyone on

earth. i'm sorry, wasn't he on environmental superhero a few years ago when he was leading us all into a carbon free future? and how many greenhouse gasses are you adding to the atmosphere when you burn down a tesla dealership? because right now firebombing his stores have become the left's new past time. meet lucy. [laughter] i know you are surprised, right? he used to go by justin. you got caught tossing molotov cocktails at a colorado tesla dealership a few weeks ago. of course he got released the next day. and as usual, main streamers ignored the story just like they ignored their [bleep] ratings. imagine if someone had vandalized the planned parenthood, you would sure is [bleep] know that person's name and face. but this guy is trans, gorgeous at that. and on the right side so he is fine. it is so funny how the democrats back some transitions and not others. little boys into little girls, sure. fossil fuels were placed by

windmills, why not. red meat replaced by insect puree, that's progress. the transitions the democrats embrace our bat [bleep] crazy. but when it comes to a practical transition, one that seeks to change a corrupt system into a transparent and efficient one, they firebombed the shop. but once you have decided against all evidence and reality that you were the good guy, you can excuse anything. they even push the myth that mosque is in it for himself. have you seen tesla stock lately? it is lower than rosie o'donnell's balls. [laughter] >> greg: slow. this guy's willing to bankrupt his company to prevent the bankrupt of his country. something the bernie's and pelosi's would never do. but the media pushes this lie as they push the bidens fine cover-up because it helps democrats. never mind that both hoaxes harm

america. it is all to benefit an angry and lost party. finally, if you're finding out about this now, you know it has been going on for years. meaning they have wasted your parents money, to. i just got worse the last 10 years when the government was hijacked by activists. mad about your job prospects, upset that you are the first generation that won't do better than mom and dad? well maybe you would have been better off if doge had come upon decades ago and he wouldn't be a phd who has to bait and a starbucks restroom. let's welcome tonight to gas! she has a new last name and puts democrats to shame, public and strategist erin maguire! when he cooks outside, he is a public master easter. chef andrew gruel! thank you very much. she's got four eyes, to kids and zero. post of the kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy!

and he is enormous and here to inform us, naeher times besseling author, media and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] ehren, what did you make of that federal employee in the mask complaining that her boss asked her what she did for a living? not so much her boss but he is kind of right now. >> i think this is exactly why doge exists. because i have worked in the government before, we have known that these bureaucrats were entrenched in the system but now we are able to get them out and apparently doing the bare minimum of telling people what you do for your paycheck is too much to ask for. but democrats cannot hide they are crazy anymore and it has been fun to watch because they are having a slow meltdown over the fact that a man is trying to not waste money and that is causing them to freak out. they are asking you what you did and where the money went and democrats are saying oh, dear, god, no.

i think republicans have a better chance at the midterms now if democrats keep -- keep chasing you on around d.c. >> greg: i love how dems will tell you their pronouns and who they bang but they won't tell you what they do for a living. how dare you ask me that? that's none of your business! but do you know that i like to sleep with goats? it's not bad. andrew -- terrible joke. it is interesting to see them tackle this from a business perspective and yet they are so upset that they have to actually look at a bottom line. >> none of these people have ever hired an employee, they have never worked in the private sector. if you have but they were probably fired and that's why they are still mad and bitter. also find it funny that lucy was throwing molotov cocktails and yet trump is the one who is in bed with russia. the molotov cocktail is the number 1 weapon, something as we are here. americans have gotten fat and lazy, not all americans but a lot of americans of gotten fat and lazy and complacent eating off of the all-you-can-eat buffet.

that has been happening for decades it has only gotten worse and worse. and finally as we sit here and lack lodging -- logic and reasonable the things we learn elementary school and the other americans are recognizing that, we're saying you know what, we have been setting this buffet up and no one is eating the muffins, no one is doing this so we will remove those and they are saying no, we wanted full of everything. it's like elon is pulling these things right now, not social security or medicare, things that were wasting money and they still want it up there because they wanted to be wasted. whenever we hire someone in the restaurant industry, young kid we sit them down and be explained to them about life and most important lead taxes. we say when you pay your paycheck there will be taxes taken out. none of them have been taught that, they don't understand that. and when i watch this lady who is six to five, 70 years old hiding her mustache behind her mask, i think to myself, she reminds me of those 10-year-old -- we don't hire 10-year-olds. >> greg: slip up! >> she reminds me of those young teenage kids we are hiring the don't understand how the world works and yet somehow she slipped her way through and is

65 and still does not understand how it works. >> greg: i was that person. i remember when i got my first paycheck it was like $22,000 a year and if that was really $22,000 and i purchased things based on that. i had no idea that i might be getting 15. it was pathetic, kennedy. i know. kennedy, i had a question here that i only thought you could answer. >> yes, they are real, thank you. and i'm not the only one who can answer that the thank you. >> don't look at me. >> greg: what if this doge thing is b.s., if they're passing this bill and nothing is going to change, are we being suckered? i can't believe that trump and musk would do all of this and then not cut. but i'm watching him pass these bills, i'm confused by this whole budget process. >> you feel like you're being gas lift. you feel like this is an episode of severance. >> actually, i don't believe that they would lie to us, i have good faith.

but when is it going to happen? >> here's the problem. elon musk has enough money. so he doesn't need any power, he doesn't need money but he is agnostic and looking at the federal government and looking -- to your point, you are right. people metaphorically and practically have been at the all-you-can-eat buffet and so have all of these ngos and every government agency. so what he is doing is he is taking away their. so it's like that sucks everyone in and hides the weight loss and he is offering them and their freaking out. but he is essentially doing it beholden to no one and their people like elizabeth warren that's like well, yes contract for the federal government and that may be true and hopefully there aren't conflict of interest but what he's doing is is so much more important and so necessary and we have been forced into this position. unfortunately, congress and both parties are guilty of this, they love giving handouts, they love being the ones going we are going to give you -- osher we need to cut everything else but we are going to give you

chocolate cake, we will give you blueberry muffins. we will give you strawberry cheesecake all-you-can-eat and everything will district so that's why congress is having a really hard time making the actual cuts and that's why you were forcing it on someone who really does not care if he goes away from the federal government tomorrow. >> greg: and to complete the analogy, the getting all this food at the buffet and trump and elon are the colonoscopy that goes up your to see the damage. welcome back, tyrus. '. [cheering and applause] [laughter] >> so you want me to comment on the -- you know, i should don't need the question. as i've given this a lot of thought because the reason why they despise elon is because he is what they pretend to be. he is an activist. and the sense that he is doing something selfless to make a change with no benefit to himself or put himself in peril. they pretend that.

for-profits. so he is the mirror. you watch his movie, there's that great old-school mozart movie where the guys just hate him because he was good, amadeus. they just didn't like him because he was good and he shows us exactly what they are not. but president trump was trying to do the same thing but they have a corrupt system in place with checks and balances. they get a couple republicans and dollars under the table so they won't vote for him, "get enough democrats who were in it for the money making business so they will all -- everything he says is wrong. plus they have fake monsters. like a pullover that was going to die 10 years ago and according to aoc we are already dead and living in purgatory. but they do those things, they create false things that they can control and pull but there is not really there. he is showing america the real problem, the real things and his own peril to the point where -- and we are seeing it because anyone who attacks him and again, this is the hitler stuff we talk about, they are getting people by saying they are

horrible things that we have these martyrs that are said to come after him, what was he? trans dude? >> lucy. >> bleakley that, justin. >> why are there so any violent trans people lately? >> angry dudes with nothing else to call themselves. but now when they are attacking elon, they are released prison the next day. and then people come out and they don't condemn them so they want more because they can't -- what elon is representing is everything against the cultural corruption that is in our government. because they can't touch it. because they're not an for-profit. >> greg: we must move on, i was a delightful conversation and you are welcome. up next, is trump really scared of celebrities?

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[cheering and applause] >> greg: tonight, we call bull [bleep] on this claim that people are fleeing the country to escape the trump administration. andrew, the anti-trump media is saying that, they call them donald at schuurs claiming that wealthy americans and celebs are fleeing to the u.k. in record numbers and then you read the article and it is all speculation. they mention one person, and linda generous. they are so full of [bleep]. no one is leaving. they could not leave unless they keep their house in california, they never leave. >> they can handle it. but one of the people that said they were leaving set of booking a ticket and i will go support mexico and they ended up in albuquerque because they didn't

realize it was new mexico. and trump and elon came out and said the way they will prevent these people from leaving as they will no longer issue a license for emotional support cats and ferrets so they are like shoot, i can't leave the country. >> greg: kennedy, there is big to do about ellen fleeing america. and it was like oh, comes over trump packet wasn't. >> they all made the choice to move before he was reelected and they were so certain that they're condescending politics would take hold that people would be shamed and vote for an intellectual invalid like kamala harris. they left before and i have to say, and i want to say this to amy schumer and bruce springsteen, the u.k. is phenomenal. it has never been better, they are welcoming -- anything is dirt cheap. you can get a mansion for like $40,000. they should all just go and we should be waving them out and helping them pack and i will get the u-haul and the bubble wrap and the duct tape and anything they need to get them out of the country.

[cheering and applause] >> greg: now if she leaves, she will have to ship her face separately because you don't want air handling that. >> it's gonna be a rough one through customs. >> greg: tyrus, this is one of those things that's kind of like what you just said. they're always interested in telling you what they're going to do. >> it is their last chance to get on camera. it's over. ellen was run out of daytime tv. i'm leaving the country, not because the country says we don't want to see your face anymore, i'm leaving because of president trump and he's going to come after us. the other thing is the only time i've ever left or move town is because i broke the law and had a warrant. you know what i'm saying? or dad couldn't handle the pressure -- pressure because transport was going up any whenever cigarettes and we never saw him again. they are either running because there's things coming, we have the epstein list and apparently the diddy list and then of course there is all of these bureaucrats who have been paying

all of these celebrities to come out and fight and perform for money and i don't think the american people are going to smile too much and run off to see one of your movies if they find out the government was paying you $8 million to tell them that trump was hitler and the other person which you clearly know was incoherent, was a genius. that might be another reason why you may want to get out of town for a while. might be kind of hard. i wish robert de niro would go because even if there's a great movie now you can't watch it because there is that one comedy i was like oh cool oh [bleep] that guy. because that's what it has become. so what their reasons are, you should go. >> greg: i hate to say it, that has really damaged reach her for me. i loved reacher and i saw that interview with him and he went off on trump for -- and he was so deranged and now when i see him -- and i hate the fact that affects me. >> it shouldn't but when they do that -- it says a lot. because it's not who they are. they never have a good reason. give me a reason. i don't like him because when he

was richie didn't find my movie. fair. cool. but what don't you like him for? he's hitler. okay,, you're an idiot. you're doing it for money. >> greg: i think a lot of these people fear success under trump more than they fear apocalypse under trump. if america goes to under trump, they can feel really good. but if everything is great, then their ego is just destroyed. >> they would clearly be rooting against the country because they are rooting against donald trump but i don't think these people, if they do leave or if they are fleeing, are doing it because of trump. i think you're right, i think they're doing it because they made california awful. no one wants to live there, it's dangerous, gavin newsom said he was going to make sure this date was saved from donald trump and that didn't work out because apparently they all still hate it anyways. this is a rebuke of gavin newsom and the terrible leadership of california than it is of donald trump. >> greg: i got a word before i went that rosie o'donnell left

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that the trans community is facing -- and it's the same problem that women face, is that if you don't know anything about our bodies, you don't know how it works. so when you come in and you say these are men competing against women, you are assuming that the women are weak and just can't do anything. have you seen female athletes? they know what they are doing. so i am not sure what is going on or why this is an issue. [laughter] >> greg: dhillon was like a block in the headlights. i get it, your stupid. not you, i meant her. but you should at least pretend to exist in the real world. imagine using that logic in real

life. women are substantially more likely to be injured or killed in incidents of domestic violence. would merely pointing that out deming -- denigrate the belief that women are strong and capable? no. we understand that men are physically stronger than women, it is not an opinion, it is biology. for example men are often less likely to report domestic violence because the battery is less severe. this is why in sports where men claiming to be women compete against actual women, it is the real women and not the fakes who get hurt. but the so-called feminist is okay with that. that biological males not only rob women of the chance to compete fairly and safely. i'm just kind of shocked that this is the hill she is prepared to die on. because i just assumed she avoided hills. but i will give her this. it is true that we don't know anything about her body and for the love of god let's keep it that way. [cheering and applause]

kennedy, y which you hold an opinion like this? it is so obviously stupid. >> she is not particularly gifted. intellectually. she actually -- when joe biden was elected, she thought that dr. jill biden should be the surgeon general. she said that on the show and she had to be corrected by sunny saying i think she's actually a phd and not a medical dr. . and she says i don't know about that, here she is quite good in the o.r. but what struck me about this was whoopi goldberg is one of the few people -- she hates men because she is assuming that it is the patriarchy who is determining that biological males cannot compete in women's sports because they are so dumb and they don't know anything about lady parts and she is like the patriarchy doesn't know our bodies. but at the same time she hates women so much that she wants

them to get beat up on by biologically verifiable stronger beings. so somehow she is one of the few people who absolutely hates both sexes so it's almost impossible to see which side of the battle of the sexes she is on. may be she doesn't have enough to be in the battle. >> greg: she showed up unarmed. tyrus, the weird thing about the view is that dhillon was the most feminine person there. [applause] >> yes, he was. somebody didn't read the script before they went out on the show. she was so bad that she made the view quiet. the camera was panning for someone to say something and dylan jumped in and was like, yeah, and that's all they had. i would just like to pull dylan out and throw him out -- metaphorically.

and put rachel in there. let's put her in there and then let's say she does jobs as a black woman better than black women. and it is her right to pursue that and just because we don't know how her feelings are, that doesn't give us the right to tell her she's not black. just marinate on that for a minute. [bleep]. >> greg: it's so true. why can't we identify as a different race? >> because that's just not how logic works. it should rule the day now. i feel that for whoopi goldberg because she is sitting here saying if you are not a woman you don't know but woman's body but she clearly can't define what a woman is and she didn't even have a point, whatever that rambling statement was because you sought on dylan's face, where we trying to go with this? at the end of the day, democrats and liberals are on the wrong side if they are advocating that boys playing girl sports, it is dangerous for female athletes, there are sports where gender does not matter, era sports

where it does matter. doing anything that puts young girls or women at risk is not worth it. this is not hard to figure out. [applause] >> greg: andrew, i was looking at dylan's face and thinking, not buying it. i think whoopi goldberg was convincing dylan to be transphobia. >> i think dylan is done, this the last time he will ever be a woman or a she or he. after that condescending verbal diarrhea i don't want to talk about it anymore because there is no intellectual curiosity in this debate. let's get down to brass tacks, americans don't support this and if we are going to support it, i will look and it in a way i can profit off of it and start selling chicken as steak. you order us to get my restaurant you are getting a piece of chicken because that's the way it identifies. [applause] it's cheaper. >> greg: don't you already have chicken fried steak? it's already been done. >> well i quit.

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and norms. and we have talked about it in terms of, for example,, maritime law. spend a lot of time in the indo-pacific meeting with world leaders in that region of the world, talking about international rules and norms as it relates to the indo-pacific. the international rules and norms as it relates. what about international rules and norms as it relates to ai? >> greg: what? it gets worse. watcher go on and on about doritos and door --. >> door -- because i want doritos r and they were about the red carpet and nobody wanted to leave to go to the grocery store. so it was door --. and i'm thinking about this, about -- so i was willing to give up whatever might be the tracking of kamala harris particular fondness for nacho cheese doritos for the

sake of getting a big bag of doritos as i watched the oscars. >> greg: that was something. but just like chips go with dip, her mangled mess goes great with bongos. but in this case to suit her state, we made them drunk bongos. >> so the door --, i'm wanting doritos. and they were about the red carpet about to start and no one wanted to leave to go to the grocery store so it was door --. and i'm thinking about this and so i was willing to give up whatever might be the tracking of kamala harris is particular fondness for nacho cheese doritos. for the sake of getting a big bag of doritos as i watched the oscars. >> greg: wow.

no wonder her husband banged the nanny. tyrus, pills and wine or just wind? [laughter] >> we dodged such a big [bleep] bullet. [cheering and applause] we are so unburdened. >> greg: and the great thing about this is that we still get to see her without having her as president because she is on liberal welfare. which are these hefty gigs that pay more in a night then she probably makes in a year so she will be rewarded for taking the metaphorical bullet by running in place of joe. >> i love this so much. she reminds me of a drunk girl in a bar in the bathroom.

one second she is going on about doritos and door -- and the next it is about affordable housing and ai. she's all over the place and having a conversation with whoever will listen to whatever she is droning on about and you are right, she will make massive box saying absolutely nothing and spinning in circles and you know what? good on her because we still get to enjoy the fact that she sounds as disconnected from reality as she is and she is not the president. >> greg: but we still get to do the segments which is a win-win for this show. we got a great country and i got entertainment and andrew, you are a professional chef, you see a lot of people in your establishment that are a little bit off, so to speak. what is she on? >> and especially in california where we'd is mandatory so you have to come in and take a gummy thinking it was their vitamin of the day and they have no idea what's going on, that is her. like the 16-year-old after they eat a gummy and have absolutely no idea what's going on. frito-lay should sue her because the only thing i took from that little speech is that doritos

lead to dementia or some sort of brain problems. >> greg: >> and who in her campaign told her doritos will make you all-american? because everything is about doritos with her. member on the campaign trail, the doritos. and only she can make them seem lame. like i'm going to door -- doritos, $15 for the door -- fee for a three-dollar bag of doritos. >> greg: great point. part of it is the repetition. she always repeats everything. and to, whatever it is, it sounds like she just ruins it. i have doritos but i have them delivered to me by illegal immigrants on an e-bike. kennedy, you know it kills me? she doesn't have to try. like if you were invited to go speak at an ai conference, you would at least know what you're talking about. she never has to know what she has to talk about. >> maybe put a powerpoint together. but this is why her existence is such a gift and i really want to thank her and hillary clinton because combined it just proves

that trump beats women. >> sometimes are kind of glad he did. >> but also -- all you had to do with hillary when she lost was why did you lose the election? and she would be like, james latvian bought farms, submissive women. and with her, it's just like the color blue and she's like, let me tell you something. so to andrews point, i realized after watching that i thought she was a booze bag, i thought she was rose all day and half the bag. she's a total stoner, it makes sense. that's why she is just scarfing doritos. but it's the most responsible thing she ever said because i realized she is so high she won't drive. and that fat nanny humberwood get in the suburban and get her some doritos. what a jerk! >> you will not besmirch his

name. yes to listen to that [bleep] every day! i'm telling you right now, if that's how my other half communicated with me, i wouldn't be here because i would be in jail for murder. >> which we don't condone. >> greg: we don't condone murder, not on this show. it's different over there. >> even after that speech? >> greg: getting freaky with robots, that is next.

>> a story in five words. >> sets robot hookups don't count. i'm sure you've covered this story a lot. a new poll shows that 60% of people do not think intimacy with a robot count as cheating with men generally being more comfortable with the concept than women. women are more likely to view it as infidelity. where do you stand on this issue >> this is a very gross topic and... including the men who think that robot is better than with your wife. you have to work if that's going to be the better choice for you.

>> they are not comparing the robot to the wife they are comparing it to the refrigerator and the microwave. it's a step up. right andrew, you can't have with the refrigerator. >> a walk in you can. >> don't you hate it when it feels like a walk in? >> let's not get into hot dogs. >> it's like throwing a hot dog and a walk-in freezer. >> this is definitely cheating when you break that emotional connection. what i want to know is when you have erectile dysfunction in the robot world is not sponsored by microsoft? >> would it be a complement to you kennedy if you caught your boyfriend or husband in bed with a robot modelled after you? >> i don't want either of them in bed with anything other than me.

i would only allow it if i could program the robot to ghost him. then it would be like... i'm all you need. >> with my luck i would be the first human to get a robot pregnant. [applause] >> i'm not going on more ifor that. >> on that note we will be right back use febreeze plug-in. it has a microchip that alternates between two scents to fight odors and provide freshness for up to 50 days. try febreze plug.

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