kenneth russer, always faithful. now for from the fox studios in new york, i'm mike huckabee. happy 4th of july. 6 let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. what is coming up on the show? >> spanning the globe to bring you the big show while at the same time saying right here in new york. go to london where they are abuzz with the story that they are putting the more attractive players on center court. is this a good thing or bad thing or does this mean it is time to start watching tennis again. travel from london to england where one company says having naked fridays is boosting morale. they say it is crazy but does work. gregg. >> greg: it does sound crazy. anything else? >> we will head to spain where

chris martin's spouse gynetp paltrow. >> that is a great point, andy. >> thank you, greg. >> greg: anything else? >> hey, greg, usa, greg, usa. >> greg: love the three letters. there are three of them, right? >> i'm here with fox news correspondent courtney friel. she is so cute the snuggles barytas her as a fabric softener. mary walter. she fills air waves like i fill shallow graves. bill schulz in haiti. he is a transvest. and sitting right next to me is form arkansas governor mike huckabee. he hosts "huckabee." he is also the author of do the right thing. he knows razorbacks like i know fan any packs. and you love to hate him and

hate to love him. >> i had something witty to say but courtney friel,. >> greg: there you go, all right. the expected dvd of memories and instead got a lesson in the birds and bees. a california teacher accidentally put home made pornography that was to be filled with school time memories and distributed to her class. it shows stories and clapping and suddenly cuts to sex. one father said it goes from my son straight to her on the couch. my son's reaction is dad, was that miss defonte. he called the father crying and profusely apologizing and asking him to warn other parents. now, legal experts say her job is probably safe but the school district is investigating and they mean clumsily asking her

out for drinks. governor, should we be looking at the glass as half full. she wasn't having sex with students so there is already an improvement. >> such a change in education. the best i got was a teacher who sent an 8-millimeter movie home but it was vacation slides of her family at six flags over texas. nothing like this. >> greg: bill and i would have appreciated that. we love amusement parks. >> greg: do you think she should be fired? >> i haven't seen the tape. give me 340 minutes with it and i will tell you what i think. >> greg: i like the way this man thinks. why do couples find the need to film themselves having sex. all it does is create potential problems in the future. >> now,adays they are trying to o do it for publicity. and everyone says it was an honest mistake but she had a

dvd title menu and i edit. the only way to get those clips into a title is by dragging them in there. it is not like she stuck the vhs tape in there by accident and it recorded over something. >> greg: everybody knows, even i wouldn't screw that up. maybe i would. >> that is a good point. if this is deliberate i'm even more intrigued by this woman. that is amazing. >> greg: should this poor lady be given another chance? >> of course, i don't know about anybody else but being a product of the new jersey public school system they dragged us boys and girls into different parts of the gym and put up a divider and showed us a super 8 movie of the birds and the bees and we all should have been treated for post traumatic stress disorder afterwards. these kids got to watch it in the comfort of their own home. >> greg: i was one of the first classes to get sex education and i realized this was not a good idea. >> maybe she is on to something

here. could be but chances are she is going to have offers all over she losesy and if cheloids this job there will be other ones. >> it was not sex ed, it was shop class. >> and explains why i almost lost an eye. >> bill, there are sex tapes of you floating around but sadly you are the only one in them. >> but that still makes me not a virgin, yes, right? i was thinking about this a lot. was did this happen to begin with. because her name is crystal delonte. >> defonte. >> when you have a name like that, that is what you do. go out of the classroom and state to the pole. that is what code names are for. >> greg: maybe she was predetermined with that name. her parents should have known better. from teachers to tennis. when it comes to center court at wimbledon, are less attractive players getting a

backhand to the face? according to a report in the london daily mail, cheers, mate, fish and chips, they note that while a string of unknown lovelies have appeared in the prime arena the top women's seeds have been relegated to lesser courts. the following have played on the center court. the world numbered just 45, world number 58 maria of russia. number 28 seed serena of romania. all delightful. these women have played away from the spot light. number five speed of russia, number one, of russia, they are not that bad. number two seed serena williams who i always thought had hot legs. a spokesman at the all england club where the tournament is held admitted "good looks are factor." actually, we have a photo of him here. >> he is kind of a hypocrit if

you ask me. i don't know. courtney, are you outraged as i am or is this business as usual? people like to make money. >> people like seeing pretty people. studies show you it is easier to perceive a person superfy shaly. and in advertising if you only have a 30 second commercial they got to see the good stuff and. >> greg: but it is so unfair. i understand being an attractive guy but i worry about people like bill. his talent is often ignored. >> first of all, me, look at her. this poor one, looking the way she is and. >> greg: i know, i know. >> unbelievable. >> absolutely hideous. >> jaw droppingly ugly. >> but we love her because of that. >> i'm all about being nice. you have to be charming and try harder because people automatically assume you are a

snob or something. >> greg: can't we admit that men only watch women's sports and gage it by the attractiveness of the players? >> no, they are looking for the athletic capacity they are seeing in the opposite gender and i don't think looks for gender has anything to do with it. strictly the appeal of the athleticism in the female. if you believe that you believe any other campaign promise ever made. >> lie tells. one of them is this. >> greg: they didn't do this with the guys. the top male players were in the center court so there has to be something going on here. am i right? >> i'm trying to find out there is any truth to the rheumer that next year they are adding jello to the matches? >> greg: did you even know that wimbledon was on? i had no idea. >> no. i did hear recently that michael jackson died.

>> greg: there was a half hour update of wimbledon. >> i. >> no, it was conan, i went to watch conan and it wasn't on. >> the same people that don't know the difference between letterman and conan don't know that wimbledon is on. >> greg: i was in an apartment store looking at a dvd. >> had maria sharapova been hosting maybe you might have been paying attention. >> greg: a florida man charged with domestic battery after spraying his wife with a garden house. according to the affidavit, he aimed for his wetter half after she began smoking indoors. he says she was merely a victim of "overspray" when is came to his lawn care duties. my house boys are victims of overspray every night but it is neither here nor there. governor. >> do you buy his reasoning that he sprayed her because she was smoking?

>> i think he was intentionally hosing her. a lot of different ways to encourage people to quit smoking but squirting here in the face. what an incredible amazing story but he is defending it. >> greg: courtney, you are woman. is this domestic battery. i think he also said that she elbowed her. >> thanks for noticing that. >> it said in the prompter bill, you are a woman. >> greg: governor, we have a large blind audience and i need to point out that courtney is not a man with a high voice. >> alcohol involved, this sounds like a drunk couple fight that got blown out of proportion and i would throw water on any one if they were smoking in my house. >> well, cigarettes. >> greg: even if water doesn't hurt i think it is abusive if you throw water or pies or anything. who is the real losser, it is the police officers? >> it is cases like these that make we think that police

officers should be able to beat people when they get to the houses. this is ridiculous. is life so boring in this town that this is news? >> greg: wait a second, you are accusing me of picking a boring story. this is news, mary, how dare you? >> not you. i think life is so boring in this town that this is the best thing they have going on. >> greg: way to sneak out of that corner. i knew what you were saying. bill, do you think they will get together and maybe makeup? >> lip in the love radar. when it comes to hosing women with water, they are all asking for it all the time. >> greg: i don't agree with that whatsoever. what do you get when you cross this next block with a giant alligator? well, a block that looks like an alligator. a shame i always have to work these problems out for these people. when did casual friday turn into naked friday? a question only john gibson

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650,000 acres of lakes in my state and 9700 miles of nav igable strains.v my favorite is lake grow son. >> greg: i posed that question hoping he would say you are more than welcome to stay at my place but that never came up. >> no, you are not getting at my house. >> grow son. >> he would love that. >> fantastic. >> mary, do you have a question for the guv? >> i do. why do you think it is that i so handily beat my opponent bill schulz in the semi finals of strategy room survivor. >> that is no surprise because you have a brain and bill doesn't and that is a lot o of it. >> i'll take it. >> why did you think she was asking about herself when this is a segment about you? >> because she can. >> safety of the newsroom. >> courtney, a question for the gov? >> would you ever make a sex tape.

>> no. >> i'm kidding. actually my real question is because this is a real story. >> we have to make sure that never makes it on. >> the janitor or someone was putting up your name sign on my office so i had a panic attack thinking that we were going be office mates because i'm like oh, my gosh, i'm such a slob and you ran for president and all this stuff. they had to double check because, of course, you have your solo office. how would we have done as roommates together? >> i think we would have gotten along well because i'm never there. you would have enjoyed it a lot. i keep a bunch of guitars lying around on the floor. and there is no light switch and there is no way to turn the lights off. julie banderas came in looking to help me figure out how to turn the lights off and couldn't do it, not possible. >> greg: does remind me of

prison, though, they never turned off the lights. >> there is a reason for that. we'll talk about it after the show. >> i saw the promo for fox nation and it is great and you are in it. a lot of contributors and several janitors on floor 18. why do you think they didn't put greg, courtney my self-or andy on there? >> they should have had all of you on there. it would have dressed up the tape a good deal and probably would have moved so many more people to move on to fox nation. >> so we are the reason that people are logging on even though we aren't on there. >> yes. >> truth hurts. truth hurts. >> greg: a story that we aren't covering tonight but broke today. washington post was trying to organize i wouldn't call it a fundraiser but something which you can pay to essentially sit at some kind of table with obama staffers and people at the washington post. what is this? >> pay journalism. the most unbelievable thing and then later came out today and said we were kidding, we are

not going to do that. they had not just egg, they had several omah omelets over their face. it was a grand slam from denneys. you could pay between 25 and $250,000 and that would get you into the publisher's house and there you would be able to visit with lobbyists and have folks from the white house. you have to ask this question and somebody from the mainstream media better be begging to know who from the white house ever agreed to sell themselves out there? if this is not journalistic prostitution then i don't know what would be. >> greg: i could show you journalistic prostitution. bill combines the two later. he reads the news without his pants on. it reminds me of those cruises that people do where you meet people from magazines. you pay all this money and hang around and shake hands. totally crazy that the washington post would do this

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>> nice. >> greg: i believe we have tape of the interview. >> spain is so different from the united states. here in the u.s. an old building is about 17 and over there it's from 500 b.c. it's incredible. also the way people live over there. they seem to enjoy life a little bit more. they aren't running around as much as in new york. they enjoy time with the family. they don't always have their blackberries on. >> greg: she really needs to eat more. there is a gap element to this. bill, you are the goopaspondent. what is going on. >> goop, her lifestyle site is now run in spanish so spanish speaking pesants in places like argentina, colombia and east l.a. about le able to read

goop. >> greg: bill, they aren't pea isn'ts. >> i don't know whippiest and thes mean. >> she is right, spain does have older buildings but something that is a typical kind of dumb celebrity musing about america. >> high has become a multimillion air because she was born being the child of actors and hollywood people who were able to usher her into a movie career and this country that has made her an extraordinarily wealthy woman is not good enough for her so goodbye. >> do o you have any favorite movies? >> she acts, too. >> i could think of two not terrible things she did in shakespeare. first topless one.

google it. >> greg: has she become so insufferable that she is almost kind of great? >> i don't think so. but if she is that desperate for attention, she should have chris martin hose her off and call the cops. >> greg: that is what they call a callback. courtney, you seem penceive about this whole thing. you happen to agree with her, don't you? >> i would never live anywhere except the u.s. some countries in europe they shut down the shops for four hours and go out for the long dinners and not to uptight about alcohol. brazil, they have 45 national holidays that they can take off. >> how is their economy, though? >> they are a little bit laid back. i'm saying they are a little chilled. >> greg: i would love to take 45 days off but we would no longer be in the united states of america. >> we look that you can start out with nothing in life and make something of yourself. that is a good thing in america and if you don't want to work

that hard, fine. >> greg: bill started off with nothing and he has nothing. >> he can smell that. i will say brazil does have one thing that america doesn't. everybody there is completely hairless. you can't say that about america. >> greg: that is true. way to bring it down to the truth. >> thank you. >> the image of that will stay with me for the rest of the show. >> greg: a new study shows that within a few years of getting married people are twice as likely to become obese than people who o are only dating. but it is not just wedding vows that do it. young people who move in together seem to see their waistline balloon. oddly, unmarried women who have been living with sweeties for five years or less run a 56% chance of turning tubby. the longer a woman lives with her partner the fatter she gets. governor, you have been public with your weight loss. do you blame marriage for your earlier weight gain? >> it is not marriage, it is

pregnancy. i gained weight. what can i say, it is having those kids. >> greg: it does make sense that when you get married you are not out there competing for a partner so you don't have to. >> you are not hooking up so you don't have to worry about staying skinny and in shape. you get a little bit more come for thible. i know for me, my husband just stocks the fridge with food. i'm like can you please put that in a lock box under the bed. >> greg: he is trying to fatten you up so you are not attractive to other men. >> i think women have a tougher time with food. why do you think there are so many women out there with annexia. >> look at bill for example. >> isn't this a really good reason to never have a serious relationship? >> a lot of other reasons to never have a serious relationship, too. couple this with the di studies

that say you have less sex when you get married. >> you seem to be getting thinner and thinner because you are so frightfully alone. >> greg, i can't believe you brought up the brutal divorce i'm going through with the boston globe right now. inappropriate. or as the kids say, inapprops. courtney -- >> greg: enough already. >> heimlich! >> greg: terrible. do you have a comment on the show? poor governor. he just hosted the o'reilly factor and now he is here. to leave a voice mail on my direct line call. still to come, the halftime report from tv's andy levy. tonights who halftime

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pamphlet more truth. >> greg: how is the original selling? >> like hot cakes. i don't give anything away when i tell you, it's the juice. teacher accidentally sends sex dvd home with students. governor you said that in your day the best you got was an 8-millimeter vacation movie. am i wrong or did i hear wistfulness here? >> you may send it out to students thousand oaks. >> do you think this was deliberate even though the teacher could lose her job? >> hey, if she gets another job offer in playboy, possibly maybe she wants to be famous for 15 minutes. >> fair enough. you made it sound like there was a big deal that there was a

menu on the dvd. i know you know how to use dvd. >> i use edit pro. >> that is where you edit your d movies? >> dvds. >> tucker goes to the market. >> greg: yes. tucker learns to fly. >> yes. is wimbledon putting hotter players on center court. greg, you mentiond that a wimbledon spokesman said good looks of a factor. he was also quoted assaying it is not a coincidence that those on center court are attractive but later denied all of that. >> greg: i know he did. we chose to avoid that. >> copy me on those memos. >> consider yourself post copied. >> the bbc says it has nothing to do with the court selection. they say it is not their fault but they think the whole idea is aces. >> i hope they didn't say that.

>> they didn't. i think michael steele may have, though. governor, you said men watch women's sports strict li for the athleticism and that looks don't matter. you should run for office. >> it is a ruthless world throughout. television is a lot simplier and easier and a whole lot less riskier unless you do "red eye." >> mary, i made calls. there is no truth to the rheumer that wimbledon is adding jello to the matches next year. >> there is a lot of disappointed men right now. you crushed a lot of dreams. >> greg, you said you discovered this whole thing last night when you were watching some other late night show. >> last night for the night before. >> you mentiond that you were in a department store. how were you in a department store watching t.v. at 11:30 at night? general motors that question i really can't answer. >> can't or won't? >> greg: can't answer. >> you can read about it in my

pamphlet greg's truth. i write it with two yous. >> it is illegal to hose your wife? >> i guess so. >> that is not cool. >> by the way, the man elbowed his wife in the mouth during the whole thing which might better explain the assault charges. >> greg: i mentioned that. you weren't listening. >> i think you muttered it under your breath. >> it was an assault. >> you do think it is abuse if people throw water or pies. >> greg: yes, especially pies made of water. >> water pies? >> greg: yes, water pies. >> ask governor huckabee. i have a couple of questions if i may. >> let me think about it. go ahead. you have one good one and if it is not worth a flip i will throw that one away. >> congressman ron paul had an op ed in which he said an intervention in forne policy does -- foreign policy doesn't serve america's business.

>> sometimes our people in the other part of the world is in the other part of the world when people want to kill all of us a or when north korea is aiming a nuclear device. >> so you agree with ron paul. i will put you down. and another op ed, johnny bolton had an op ed in the washington post saying it is time for israel to launch a military strike on iran. agree or disagree? and what do you think about the rumor that the op ed was ghost written by jay bolt's mustache? >> i think israel is going to have to pretext itself. doesn't look like this nation or anybody else is. i also think the two state solution is nonsense. no two sovereign governments can rule the same piece of real estate. doesn't make sense. >> greg: what about the mustache? agree or disagree? >> agree. >> can't not not disagree.

>> you made it clear that greg wouldn't be welcome to stay at your house if he goes to arkansas but i would, right? >> you put me on the spot here but we have a nice lawn and we will throw the tent up for you and you can enjoy it. >> perfect, excellent. >> you gave him the tent and you won't even let me sleep on the lawn. the neighbors will. >> mustache got his own bedroom. big kayaker. >> he paddles with both sides of the mustache. >> a lot of wax but he can handle it. >> greg: yes. >> gwyneth in spain. this isn't the first time that she dissed america. remind us in 2006 that she said "i love the english lifestyle it is not as capitalistic as america. the british are more intelligent and civilized than americans ." >> greg: i think she is saying she predictably benal which is

worse. >> why are they believing something that is on the website named defever? >> an excellent website that is we. >> not an answer. >> governor, explain how pregnancy made you gain weight? >> it was a sympathetic thing. instead of my wife gaining weight i did it for her. i was trying to help her out and that way she stayed skinny and i didn't. >> call ripley's. >> and lastly, mary, you said that you coupled this whole thing with studies that say you have less sex when you are married and what is the point? married people do live longer, right? >> because we are bored and fat. >> they have miserable lives but live long. do a lot of wallowing. >> and waddelling. >> wallowing is underrated. let me welcome back our guests. courtney friel knows hollywood entertainment like i know

avoiding court arraignment. mary knows talk radio like bill and i do not know talk radio. >> proved it today. >> and former auction governor mike huckabee. host of huckabee, a great show. he knows baselines like i know panty lines. it is true. i have been saying it to my roommate for years, if you want which is to get better you have to remove your pants. one firm is finally seeing it that way as well. a design company spent a friday working together in the nude after being told it would improve their morale. this a psychologist david taylor -- i only read that word, never really spoke it -- told the staff that going nude would allow workers to communicate more openly and honestly. it's thursday or friday. and as the brits say, fiddle sticks. it worked. one said ," the company has improved massively."

>> some parts. >> you must be considering naked fridays at fox news because you love the male and female form. >> i just took a four hour sexual harassment class required by all of us and there has to be some sort of violation here. i don't want to see any one naked. i hate body parts. i don't like people looking down my throat. i can't eat meat off of bones because i don't like tendons. i don't like muscles or veins. >> were you raised in a slaughterhouse? >> blood, goo, vomit. >> greg: i'm -- >> i don't like vomit either. >> greg: but the human body is a bit different from vomit. >> come on, depends on the body. >> has to be better ways to boost morale than making your employees strip or maybe i'm wrong. >> this is a new one and i never heard of this. give this guy salesman of the year award. unbelievable that he could convince people they could do a

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who what do you think it is? >> a car. >> close. >> close. >> what? >> close. >> a truck? >> yes! >> surprise! >> surprise! >> yeah. >> do you like it? >> no. >> you better put that away. >> i just paid $200 for that truck. no, no, no. do not touch the truck. >> oh, my god. >> you better not. >> i'm not really. >> hey! >> oh, my god. >> oh,. >> no. >> stop it.

>> oh, my god. >> [ bleep ] >> you guys are making me look like a freakin' in front of all my friends. >> you guys are like the most unfreakin' -- >> give me the keys. >> no, no. no. >> goodness. >> you do. >> can't live with them and can't get them to buy you percocet in tijuana. may be the greatest combination of different things since chocolate met peanut butter or adam met eve or bill schulz met soap. another installment of ab news. with courtney friel. >> president barack obama says he is confident the economy will turn around in the short-term and the country will prosper in the long-term despite another dose of bad unemployment news. he spoke? the rose garden shortly after a meeting with chief executives

from energy companies. employers cut a record jobs in this june. the unemployment rate climbing to a 26 year high of 9.5%. south carolina's first lady says governor mark sanford's actions are inexcusable but she is willing to forgive him. jenny sanford making her first public statement since her husband revealed in associated press interviews that he believes his argentinean miss stress is his soul mate but he is trying to fall back in love with his wife. jenny sanford says it is up to her husband to save their marriage. the governor plans to spend the holiday weekend with his wife and four sons in florida. vice president joe biden making an unannounced visit to iraq. the white house says he is there to visit u.s. troops and meet with iraqi leaders. his first trip to the country as vice president. and bernard madoff's $7 million new york city penthouse is now in the hands of federal

marshalls. the move means his wife has to find some where else to live. she must also surrender all personal property. her 71-year-old husband was sentenced to 150 years in prison for defrauding investors. thursday's trading session on wall street saw stocks tumbling ahead of a long holiday weekend. the dow losing 223 points. the s&p down 27 and the nasdaq shedding just like my cat tucker 45 points. the markets closed friday for independence day. i'm sorry what was i talking about, this is ab news. >> greg: yeah, we aren't cnn, are we? we are "red eye." >> we have ab news, people. don't go anywhere, my special friends. coming up next, our fox news senior correspondent my mom will be here. leave now and i will drown your stuffed animals.

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greg it's your mother, pick up the phone for heaven's sake. >> greg: let's go to our fox senior correspondent mrs. gutfeld. how are you doing? >> fine. we had a heat wave. it has been too hot but i'm fine. did i tell you when i got my driver's license they gave me five years? >> greg: really. >> even my doctor, i'm going to take it to the doctor and say can you authorize this? >> greg: really. how old will you be in five years, mom? >> i'll only be 90. >> greg: that's not bad.

>> i'm going to tell the people at dmv they will never see me again. >> you just made out like a bandit, a crazy lady bandit. >> and they don't know how dumb i am. >> greg: the governor is here, say hello to the governor. >> hi, there. >> hi, mrs. gutfeld, i'm trying to keep an eye on greg for you. >> i think you are busy because i think i just saw you on what's his name, o'reilly. >> they were hard up for help and i stepped in. >> greg: mom, do you prefer huckabee over o'reilly. >> they are two different people, let's face it. very different. >> greg: they are very different, mom. >> basically huckabee is what you are saying. >> not saying too much about anybody because it is not nice. >> greg: have any plans on july fourth, mom? >> no, because what would i do with a firecracker?

>> i don't know. almost begs the question. what would you do with a firecracker, mom? >> i don't know but as kids we used to have a long time but that is a long time ago. >> greg: that is true. just going to stay indoors? >> i'll hide. >> greg: anything in the news that caught your eye today? >> well, did you see michael jackson dancing? >> no, i didn't. >> two days -- they had a thing of him two days ago practicing his dance. >> greg: yeah. >> yeah. i mean and he looked pretty good. you know, all those people are planning on how much money they going to -- he still is just a money -- >> greg: they are charging things up for his funeral. he will make more money than he ever did when he was alive. >> i know. >> greg: the same thing happened with elvis press li. the same thing happened with kurt cobain. the same thing will happen with bill schulz in a couple of years. >> that isn't nice. >> i'm already having the

autopsy done right after this show. >> oh, that is so bad. >> so, mom, we got to go. worried about your home being energy efficient? >> that is right. isn't that stupid? i'm efficient. >> greg: you are efficient. we got to go, mom. >> bye bye. >> greg: talk to you later. see you. we'll close things out with the post game wrapup in tv's andy levy. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/redeye. want to squeeze more out of the things you buy? bounty extra soft can help. pffft in this lab demo, e sheet out-scrubs... two sheets of the bargain brand. for value that works extra hard... and feels extra soft.

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>> greg: here is the program schedule for us the next few nights. you can catch us friday night at 3:00 a.m. eastern. midnight pacific time. and saturday and sunday nights at midnight eastern, 9:00 p.m. pacific. 3:00 a.m. in jakarta. we are back with a brand new show monday night. guests include lauren sivan and author s.c. kupp. time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrapup. what have you got there? >> thank you, greg. got a whole mess of things. start with mary, though. mary, got any big holiday plans? >> i will be spending my holiday here at fox. i will be on the radio tomorrow from 9:00 to noon and for spencer hughes. and then i will go to times

square and sleep in a refrigerator box for a couple of hours. very full holiday. >> guess you are sleeping outside, bill. >> courtney, a lot of people want to know why you don't twin cities. what have you got to say for yourself. >> i'm on twitter to follow people but the problem with that is everything you say goes into a twoogle search. you can find out what everybody is taying about you on the twitter search and google as well. i say enough dumb things that i don't need for it to be out there in print forever. live t.v. is one thing. >> greg: that doesn't live at all, does it, courtney? horses in diapers. remember that, courtney? >> i have seen all body parts, not just horses. >> governor, what are you got going on for independence day? >> cooking some serious pork ribs in a great big 'ole smoker. twenty racks of them.

come on down. >> that is an invite, andy, we just got an invite! >> greg: he is not inviting me. >> no, i did not get an invite. >> is that saturday, governor? >> saturday or sunday depending on when i get all the rub mixed into the ribs. >> greg: can you e-mail me the map? >> no. >> greg: just draw it here for me. just draw it here. >> i live in california now. >> greg, just twoogle it. >> bill, anything you want to plug? >> yeah, actually, i have got some concerts coming up. a little freeformed acoustic. i will be at the manhole later on tonight. mostly acoustic, very shirtless and the dance is i would like to call it freeform. >> greg: when you do acoustic it is unusual because you don't even have an instrument. >> don't i, greg? >> greg: it is your witt. >> sharp witt. >> you killed my cat. >> no, i did not. let's not talk about that on air. >> back to you, greg. >> t y