welcome to "red eye." it is like how i met your mother if by met you mean abducted. go to tv's andy levy for a pregame. what is come oing up on tonight's show you good looking devil? >> everyone down here in america's news headquarters is verging on the ecstatic about tonight's show. >> greg: really? >> absolutely. we lead off with news from the maple leaf land of washington, d.c. for startling audio tape starring former mayor marion barry. what is on the tapes? i could tell you but then i have to kiss you. >> greg: dream on. >> i want to tell you so badly. >> tell me so i can slap your face. >> a hard hitting look at why all disappeared. what does this mean for pizza delivery boys. we report and you save wear and

tear. >> that is so helpful, andy. anything else? >> a new poll on what americans consider immoral. if you plan to have an affair while gambling and cloning an animal you need to watch this first. >> greg: cloning an animal, i don't know. thank you, andy. see you later in the show. here tonight with kimberly guilfoyle, fox news anchor and former prosecutor and the host of cops and cases on fox news.com. it involves cops and cases. >> that's right. >> greg: she is so hot, charcoal has filed a restraining order against her. >> really? >> greg: yes. >> alisyn rosen. so sharp that macgyver uses her head to pick locks. bill schulz. in bermuda he is considered a lifestyle choice. and sitting next to me the wonderful musician andrew w.k.

if musical genius were an umbrella i would climb under him to keep from getting wet. there is whiskey if there. love to hate him and hate to love him, the new york times correspondent, welcome, pinch. >> check out maureen dowd's column. she takes the name of sarah palin and writes a fake diary entry. >> greg: he is either the worst mayor in the history of the world or the greatest mayor in the history of the world or maybe both or neither. anyway, i speak of the gift that keeps on giving, the massively scary maryan barry. the washington city tabor got its hands on audio tapes of the the councilman and the woman he is accused of stalking and they are more fun than a circus full of nude clowns riding over stone streets. an awesome recording of the mid

june fight between barry and donna. take a listen, lucky listeners. >> you will be out because i will suck your [ bleep ]. you put me out [ bleep ]. [ inaudible ] >> wow. >> wow. >> my beep is very sore. >> i can barely hear that. >> exactly. >> greg: she sounds like a million laughs. the rest are voice mails barry left for donna between june 30th and july 4th. check these out before you go, go. >> don't call me, i won't call you. i won't call you. i.

[ inaudible ] donna. donna, i'm just saying that tonight call me back. i will not take a call from you and i'm not going to call you so this is it so don't call me back. i'm sorry even though i love you. >> greg: that is so awesome. >> wow. >> wow. >> greg: after ending that with call me. amazing. he sounds scary and psychotic. >> call me at the insane asylum collect. >> andrew, i listen to the voice mails and think there for the grace of god goes andrew.

have you ever left voice mails that you have later reglected? >> a combination of neglected and. >> i call them again. you get hooked on that and then when you finally meet up with them or meet up with them and your family sees you alone with your hand, the fact that we are talking about it on the news that maryan barry sees this -- marion berry says this it will be even more intense. >> greg: you go i can't leave a message and then this message will solve that message. >> a cleanup like it didn't happen. >> kimberly, do you think there is any chance of reconciliation between the crazy lovers? >> absolutely. give it another 20 minutes. he is like call me. don't call you but i will call you back, love you, baby, mean

it. he is so awesome, flavor flav is going be off the air. this is the new reality. >> greg: a good point. his voice, it is sinningly. >> if that is a word. >> not apropos to the situation. it would describe my biceps. a vocal pattern. >> greg: guilty. i have it on good authority that these are nothing more than well placed samples from an upcoming southern fried hip-hop album from one marion barry. titled if you don't ask the d it's not for me. it is be dropping in august and i think it will be pretty awesome. >> allison? >> it is straight out of denver. >> it is. >> greg: let's face it, this guy is crazy. he's crazy but seems to have more lives than something with a lot of lives.

>> crazy cat. >> greg: crazy cat. allison what is his magical secret? >> i have no idea because if i were in charge of keeping him in office i would keep him out of office. ity hate him. i hate her. i hate her ex-husband who is also part of this whole crazy thing. when says he is adelaware countied to her, i don't see it. i don't see much compelling personality and why she keeps coming back to him. she had him arrested on stalking charges after they took a trip together to try to mend fences so i don't believe he was really even stalking her. there is something else going on and i'm already bored by it. >> greg: have you ever gone on a trip simply to mend fences. they do tours, you go around the coast and you are mending fencing. >> they pick a yard. >> did you have the special where you actually paid after you mend the fences? it is amazing. >> greg: andrew, you are recording artist, how great

were the audio tapes? are those going to live forever? >> i'm sure there is remixes on youtube already. a lot of intensity and passion about it. the type of passion is in question. >> greg: called crappy passion. crap and then make a phone call. >> crap and wax. >> greg: the new york times the last word. are you a bit maye miffed thate city paper beat you on yet another scoop you silly little paper? >> to the extreme like a vandal. second of all, believe the only thing this paper should be scooping is poop. that's right, i said it, poop. pardon my language but that is not a paper. it looks like they have been whipped sometimes. >> greg: all right. from stalking to cheating. when it comes to affairs, americans almost unanimously agree, they are as bad as something really bad and possibly worse.

a recent gallup poll shows that 92% of us says messing around on a mate is morally wrong making cheating more object objectionable worse than polygamy, gay and lesbian relationships, gambling and surprisingly, this. ♪ that buyor is absolutely disgusting. is that an appropriate response? >> people don't want to see promises broken. marriage is a giant promise. you make a promise to constituents and to the government. we all want to have our promises kept by the people that we agree to go through life with. i'm married, i'm not going to

cheat. >> greg: i would hate myself for that. i would. >> you hate yourself? >> i hate myself for not cheating. >> greg: kimberly, the thing is it is nobody's business but i hate swingers. i hate people who -- >> i don't like people who flout or flaunt marital infidelity. >> not really so you are saying that you don't like the swingers. >> greg: yes. >> okay so that is a subsection. >> greg: it is none of my business what people do. however, i do hate it. >> you are saying. >> exactly. >> it is morally wrong and you are against the swingers. who else? >> greg: just mean people. >> mean people in general. >> greg: people who talk in movie theaters. i'm going to go to allison now. are you surprised by these findings? >> i am actually. and i think the thing about

swingers, the thing is that swingers are smug because you know it is like look at me with my liberty and free wheeling lifestyle, you know. >> and that is not a great opening line. >> greg: she is right. that is one of my sins. i'm all for being swinging. >> literally got under your skin that is the problem. you were hoping for the females. >> greg: you know, europeans embrace the idea of live and let live. look at the italian prime minister and look at french. don't you think we care more? >> we do and go by the -- what the heck is ooh gallup? is that gay scallop? >> the name of the man that does a poll. >> how could you conduct a poll while galloping? >> the europeans have the hotter, have you noticed that. they have monitoring -- we have

monica lewinsky. >> greg: that is amazing. just saw the face. the next story tested positive for awesomeness and syphilis, sadly. what major changes are afoot in the porn industry? i'll tell you as soon as somebody eck explain -- explains to me what afoot means. to demonstrate the allergen trappers in pledge, we've trapped kimberly in this glass box... with all this dust. well, it's only dust. in that dust are allergens from pet dander and dust mites. eww! pledge with allergen trappers... traps up to 84% of allergens in dust. 84%? that's... nothing to sneeze at? yeah... no. that's great. allergen trappers. that's the beauty of pledge®.

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thing we learned recently that it is not nuclear war that can wipe everything off the map. it is pop culture. back in june, iran, afghanistan, pakistan, cap and trade. what happened to all that stuff? the answer is a lot but we kind of stopped paying attention. bravew that some of the break trooped died fighting for freedom. and cap and trade snuck in like a hooker through a window. but i'm not wagging my chubby, chubby finger. in the same span i bought a butt load of music on ey i tun. one about tracking a rare bird. the other sleeping with a horse. don't confuse the two when making plans with the kids. while we fee cussed on jackson's -- focused on jackson's funeral, obama made a deal with russia. never mind the whole point of having nuclear deterrents is having them.

it doesn't matter if the shrink wrap is never removed and that says nuclear weapons are a lot like books by steven hawking. if we are going to replace warheads, we place them with something powerful, a million transformer dvds and, of course, the entire michael jackson catalog. the only way to beat our enemies is by making them as soulless and dissatisfied as we are. if you disagree with me then you, sir,, are worse than hitler. >> you know, bill, during the whole michael jackson coverage, you got married, you got divorced, you were shot at, you were mugged, no one even paid attention. >> i got shot at during my marriage. >> he did. >> it was crazy. not one headline. i invited the media. i encouraged it. nothing. >> the wife repor or the husba? >> i notice when you mention

iran we as a government didn't do much for these poor protesters but pop culture wise a magical little device called twitter did a whole lot so you might be right on this one. notice i said might. one quick caveat, when do hookers sneak in windows? don't they go out if it is hot or something? >> greg: that is a good point. and if you are living on the ground floor they actually can sneak in. andrew, in terms of coverage of the funeral, was it just right, too much? you are a must -- musician and obviously inspired by the jackson five. >> you are a casino guy. >> it is a very intense thing. you wonder if there is other news. there is only so much news. fortunately not because of twitter and other things on the internet we are able to pick and choose and have access to all of it. in terms of headlines, pop

culture and the domestic -- >> greg: it takes one major icon to pass away and everything in the world stops. >> princess di -- still didn't beat princess di. numbers are in. >> greg: didn't beat it? >> correct. >> allison you should get the last word on this. what did you feel about the funeral? did it touch you? >> thats not meant to be a joke. >> i didn't take it as a joke. >> and a pause. >> hey, you're talking over my -- there were four pop culture icons that died around the same time and i have been mistifyed by the way the michael jackson thing has been covered. the fact that it completely wiped out all other news and if i were him i would feel that hey, i didn't feel this appreciated when i was alive. >> greg: he wiped out "red eye." we did get one day off. >> it was cool.

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>> greg: celebrity stylist botox the moon, our next guest has eaten the first two and vomited violently all over the last one. back again, wally singer and "red eye's" interplanetary correspondent. he is so sick he gives swine

the flu. you are talking to me from some planet called las vegas. what are your thoughts on this strange and delicious place? >> a strange place. i came here to cover the world series of poker and apparently there is some kind of law against wearing weird masks on your head. i tried to explain this was my real face and they shot me up with elephant tranquilizer and threw me in the back alley. >> greg: that is absolutely -- >> haven't seen a collection of degenerates and weirdos since the last republican convention. >> greg: are you moved since you got there by adoring fans? >> they drove me outside of down and dropped me in the desert. they are trying to pretend i'm not even here. after the show is over i'm walking down to the rio and imhe going to kill everyone. >> greg: move on to the first topic. you are a sent, or in some universes you claim to be a

celebrity. they claim that thanks to the recession, celebrities are no longer hiring stylists and they are actually forced to style themselves. how do you feel about this? >> well, i think this is good. being a very famous celebrity myself, i have always been my own stylist and as you can see, the results speak for themselves. >> amazing. >> wow. >> british. >> you just came from planet england there. [ laughter ] >> i don't know, i think they should be allowed to shoot botox, you know, snake venom, whatever kind of crap they want to stick in their face. and on the same hand, i think athletes should be allowed to ram steroids and any kind of drugs they want in their bodies. let themselves make a freak show out of themselves so we can enjoy their pain and

suffering. >> you make a good point there. go ahead. >> if it helps them hit a ball further, i mean then that is what we want them to do, isn't it? let them hit the ball. >> greg: that is true. have any styling tips for other low level celebrities like myself? >> set fire to your face and let the fire department put it out with an axe. >> greg: wow. >> list tonight correspondent. >> greg: you thought of botox and the actress rachel white thinks that botox should be banned. do you think we human beings just take our looks way too seriously? >> i think so. first of all, this girl rachel weiss, i mean who cares what this mousy twit says anyway? i mean have you seen "the mummy"?

>> greg: yes. raises a question, what kind of movies do you like? >> violent ones that star me. animal sex. i like animal sex. anything with animals. >> oh, nye god. >> i'm not allowed to say that kind of stuff. i'm sorry. i'm a big stanley cooper fan. also sam peckenpaw. and let's see, does monte python count? i love the lumber jack song. >> greg: i want to talk to but about the latest science news. scientists claimed they have been able to create sperm in a lab. human sperm. what do you make of that? >> where is the fun in that? i mean -- [ bleep ] >> wow! [ laughter ] >> greg: i'm making a note that he will no longer be --

>> yes, yes. >> he is kind of drunk on human sperm right now. >> what about my sperm? >> oh, my god. >> coming up on the 40th anniversary of the apollo landing. should we be going back to the moon? >> oh, no, the moon sucks! i mean there is not a man in it. it is not made of cheese. about the best thing about it is that weird russian tank that was up there. you know, the russians sent a tank to the moon, a lot of people don't know that. >> greg: i did not know. >> the russians are going to take the moon! [ laughter ] >> i think you should side with him on this one, greg. >> greg: i had no idea. >> i don't know how i got this job. >> greg: where should we go then, if not the moon? >> go see the show, that is almost as good as being off the planet. >> greg: that is true.

>> a shameless plug for my band. >> greg: you are with andrew w.k. on, when are you going to do a show together? >> i don't know, andrew, what is up with that? i have been a big fan of yours for years and especially the album cover where you had the blood dripping out. >> tonight starts our official friendship. >> okay, screw going back to vegas, i'm on my way to new york. see you in a few hours. >> greg: got to go. thank you. you have a comment on the show e-mail us at redeye@foxnews.com. and to leave a voice mail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the halftime report from tv's andy levy. tonight's halftime report sponsored by triangle. the polygone whose internal

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>> greg: welcome back. let's find out if we have got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. america thinks infidelity is the worst thing you can do. as a heathen i bet you disagree. >> that answer and more can can be found in my new pamphlet.

>> greg: i'm beginning to be persuaded by your paraphernalia. >> you should check it out, greg, you won't reglect it. [ laughter ] >> still holding your meetings at the basement of the church? >> much like you, greg, what happens in my basement stays in my basement. >> greg: all right. >> marion barry audio tapes. cocaine is a helluva drug. kimberly, excellent call, marion needs his own reality shows. i generally can't stand those shows but i would watch the hell out of that. >> wouldn't it? all the action that goes on. >> all the drama. >> allison you alluded to this that after all the phone calls they were on the way to a july 4th beach trip until she turned around and then he ended up getting arrested. are you saying that getting thrown out of a hotel room and

sleeping in the parking lot for refusing to perform oral sex should be some clue that she should stay away from him? >> i don't see what the big deal is. she got to sleep in a cadillac in a parking lot in denver. >> greg: you know what the weather is like in denver at that time. i don't. >> in august, greg? >> greg: in august. >> actually, pretty nice. >> best part of all of this is a barry spokesperson says none of any of this has anything whatsoever to do with the stalking allegations. >> greg: interesting. >> he is a stalker. >> that is how it will play out when is acquitted of all charges. mayor for life. more like player for life, greg. >> greg: well done. >> thank you. gallup poll on what is morally acceptable. andrew you pointed out that infidelity stops the list because it involves lying, breaking a commitment. do you think the fact that 92% of americans think infidelity

is imnor ral but only 91% think polygamy is immoral means it is 1% more to stay married to your wife and see the person you are having an affair with. >> that is the most amazing thing i have seen. that was pretty cool, i think. >> i really like that. >> greg, you said you hate swingers. what is the children's swingset doing in your backyard. >> greg: that is for my nephew. he's 30. >> andrew, don't do that on a radio show. >> out of the 16 issues gallup polled on, i think 14 out of 16 of them are morally acceptable. the only thing i think is wrong is death penalty and cloning humans. >> you are true libertarian. >> the only thing with cloning

humans is i think i wouldn't know which one is me. >> it would be confusing, two andy levy's. >> they can outbuzz each other. >> yes. >> greg-alogue. pop culture sucks. greg, you said that cap and trade snuck in like a hooker through a window. >> greg: why is everybody casing in on that sentence? >> i'm going leave snuck alone because it is acceptable to the grammatically, correct. >> i'm going set you both off. >> oh, my god. >> kimberly, you said that princess di's funeral rated higher than m.j.'s memorial service. regan's funeral beat both of them with 35 million. >> love him. >> i'm guessing, though, if you add online viewership m.j. beat

the crap out of both of them. >> if you count that. >> greg: why do we have to turn this into some kind of race, andy, you disgust me. >> what does race have to do with it? >> coming from a man who writes against the jews every night. >> anything to do with ethnicity. and, let's see to follow up on something gore said, for 16 months between 1970 and 1973 the ussr controlled two robots on the moon and they were actually known as tanks. hard to believe, huh? >> still doesn't explain his anger. >> andy is like encyclopedia britannica. >> greg, you said the only way to beat our enemies is by making them as soullessly dissatisfied is we are. do you know who else thinks we

are soulless? >> greg: who? >> bin laden. you are as soulless as bin laden. >> welcome back kimberly guilfoyle. the host of cops and cases. it is cops show you their cases having on fox news.com. she is so cute, ponies use her as their screen saver. i didn't know they use computers. allison rosen. so sharp she is often confiscated by security prior to a flight. andrew w.k. the host of the great show destroy bill destroy on cartoon network saturdays at 8:30 p.m. eastern. if musical genius were a pencil sharpener i would grind his wind. thanks to american perverts dwindling attention span, scripts and anything remotely resembling a plot are going the way of the dildo dodo.

tells the new york times "on the internet the average attention pan is three to it five minutes and we have to kateer to that." replaced by women with glasses having sex or baby sitting hooker. i believe we have a clip of the latter. ♪ >> really offensive stuff. >> that is right. >> could not be more naked. >> allison is this development a good or a bad thing, the transformation of adult film to plotless dirt? >> i think it might be a good thing for guys and i think is might be a bad thing for women. because you know how life imtates porn so now if the way

porn portrays sex is it happens in three to five spurts, poor choice o of words -- then in real life people will think it only takes three to five minutes which could be good news for half of washington. >> i think it is more than half. >> andrew, you know what i'm thinking, porn is turning into what is happening to music. the way you -- people consume music which is the purchase of songs on itunes and whatnot and they are not even listening to it. >> scene by scene and song by song. i'm a big supporter of the no plot. i never was a fan of plots in porn, i was fast forwarding. the concept of the baby sitter, i don't need any more plot than that and i'm going to go. >> i like a plot. >> greg: you do? >> women seem to like --

>> he makes women centric porn and elaborate stories with fabio type people. >> greg: i usually fast forward to those sections. >> three to five -- substract three to five minutes, that is how long the attention span is of a man. >> greg: that could easily double mine. >> quick and exciting. >> greg: maybe it is the axis of our soul. think about that, all right. >> because if we are watching porn with plot that will backfire. >> exactly. allison for that comment you are going away. thank you. see you later. have fun. next, a segment so exciting it will curl the face off of your skull. 1 out of 2 women over 50 will have an osteoporosis-related fracture in their lifetime. if you have post-menopausal osteoporosis,

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think of being published. how did you sell this book? >> i actually got the contract when i was 16. >> overachiever. >> even though the contract was at 16. >> greg: you started saying you wanted to write a book? >> i always loved to write and it has always been something i loved to do and i was inspired to write this based on my experiences growing up in l.a. i always wanted to write. >> greg: there is a lot of young kids that stay up and watch this show and we try to give them education and life skills. >> we do? >> greg: i'm trying to humor her for a minute. what would you tell aspiring writers out there? any advice? >> keep writing and read a lot. that would be my biggest recommendation. write, don't get distracted by the internet or homework. >> self-publish. >> i never heard of that

before. >> it is true. >> write and keep writing. >> greg: how much is it? it is always like i always tell people write about what you know. i think i came up with that. >> i think you did. >> you did. >> coined that one. >> greg: what percentage of your book would you say is based on what happened in your life? >> it is about a city that i know very well. it is about los angeles. the city is real. it is the story of a 16-year-old girl growing up in a world that i do know of but it is not my -- >> greg: billings an -- base ay characters on friends in school? >> no, they areficational. >> you are lying. a filthy, filthy, liar. were there friends or people that you know that were upset about being or thinking. >> is that me? >> greg: being perceived as material for the book. >> my friends were excited for me and i was back in l.a. last

week actually to celebrate with them the release of it. there was no anger i don't think at my book. >> greg: speaking of anger, you are at harvard and your professors must hate you and they are probably looking at you and going who is this miss smarty pants with the book? >> most of my professors do have published books. they are at harvard. >> but people read yours. >> greg: you have a successful book and they have some book on some dead poet. at one point in the book you talk about a doctor who prescribes about ten different pills to a kid. does this doctor really exist? >> there are psychiatrists out there who prescribe lots and lots of -- >> would you have a business card of this doctor?

>> oh, my god. wait for commercial break for that information. >> greg: is it true that they will probably make a t.v. series or they are talking about doing it? >> we are in talks right now. it is really exciting. coming into a screen review. >> greg: is it like gossip girl meets top chef? >> i don't think the top chef aspect will be there. i never learned how to cook. yes, similar to gossip girl. >> greg: and who do you see playing the lead? bill? >> yeah, you know. >> i'm the official heroin addict, i want to throw in there. that i can do. that i can do. >> greg: i guess it is hard because you wouldn't know any 16-year-old girls, i guess, they are not big stars except that miley cyrus character. >> hannah montana. >> she is sort of spoken for. >> i think they got her. >> greg: i could probably play a high school teacher.

>> i don't audition. i'm way beyond that point. >> i could be the janitor that plays by his own rules. >> there we go. i thought there were no more quote lines. >> a janitor that plays by his own rules. >> his way or the dirty highway. >> greg: fantastic. congratulations on your success. the book is called hancock park and now available at a book store near you. >> you can probably order it off the internet, i bet. there is no book stores any more. it is like going to the tarpit. >> greg: who knows. >> coming up next, a playback of intriguing and in sightful messages you left on my message line. [ female announcer ] what are good housekeeping reader panelists raving about?

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we bathe your ears with warm soapy words. >> greg, maybe you can convince thaddeus to run for president. he could announce it on your show and pick sarah palin for better yet you to be his running mate. >> bill, you are wearing a loose tie and only losers wear loose ties. >> greg, i'm watching a rerun of your show. and it's just as good the second time around. see ya. >> yeah, i think we all need to come together, figure out why old people smell so weird and eliminate the problem, you know what i'm saying. >> i was going to shoot my foot so i could get on your guy's show, you know, but i figured it would hurt too bad so i just

shot my friend's foot. yeah, i probably should have recorded the gunshot but, yeah, he is bleeding pretty bad. >> yeah, this is jereen. i smell bad, that is a fact but i blame republicans for that. it is their fault. you can probably tell it is me because of my very feminine voice. >> bill, you better keep your mouth shut, pal. let the hot smoking guests do their thing, all right. greg, watching the show and i'm thinking of andy levy and he has the mouth of a penguin. what is going on? >> hey, greg, this is josh in jacksonville, just hanging out with a couple of local friends of you and i and we are watching grease, doing each other's hair, no big deal. >> i just filled a watermelon with vodka. i'm going to name it bill

because it is so fruity. >> greg, i enjoy "red eye." it is like you are barbara walters and bill is elisabeth hasselbeck or something. keep it up. >> always delightful. i never get tired of it. keep calling me on the direct line. say something smart, intelligent, witty at 212-462-5050. we will clothe close things ouh the post game wrapup of tv's andy levy. to see clips recent shows go t' fox news.com/redeye. ♪ you know i don't believe you ♪ when you say that you don't need me! ♪ [ female announcer ] why go part of the way clean? swiffer duster extender reaches up to three feet, to go where others can't. and traps and locks dust and allergens.

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[baby dinosaurs laugh] sid: [laughs] ha ha, no, stop, stop. >> greg: coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" -- return appearances from fox news channel anchor rick fulbom. what a name. remy spencer, she is a delight. and wonderful actor and comedian, greg proobs. what is not to it like. >> come on. >> greg: time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrapup. >> thanks, greg. andrew, is it true you are heading off to sweden tomorrow? >> yeah, that is right. i'm going there to perform with a group called sahara hot nights an all fee nai female sh group. i'm bringing my wife, though. >> i guess the next line should

be why are you bringing your wife? why are you going with a girl band is my question? >> of course, it is, greg. >> how is the new show going, andy? >> everything is well, thank you. >> kimberly, looking forward to more michael jackson coverage. >> please give me more. i'm going through withdrawals. no, i need to take a big break. >> going to be on hannity thursday night? >> i am because i like to go on there and we make fun of janine garofalo and things like that. gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. >> bill, you got anything you want to plug? >> i didn't want to o mention it during the segment but i have an unlifted recording on marion's upcoming album. wait for it. you hear a bunch of number nines and then at the end you will hear my upcoming single. again, dropping july 23rd. >> cool. >> back to you, degree. >> what does the word dropping mean? a special thanks to kimberly guilfoyle. always dht