pinkerton and judy miller, i'm john scott. thank you for joining us. welcome to "red eye." it is like saved by the bell if by saved you mean buried and by bell you mean hobo. go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. what is going on on tonight's show. >> everyone is happy the weekend is over to get back to work on another great show. the cia had secret plans to kill enemies and try to determine if there is nothing those dirty criminals won't stop at, was the opening session of the sotomayor confirmation hearing a break through in the treatment of insome nia. the startling scientific evidence coming up. >> anything else. >> a mother and four daughters all with breast jobs. some say it it is disturb, but others say it is like the most

awesome thing ever, bro. >> greg: andy, don't call me bro. >> that was others, greg. fight the power, greg. >> greg: i'm here with actress and comedian baron swa barrett. comedian jim norman. he packs houses like i pack fudge. what can i say, i love making my own chocolate. bill schulz, in africa he is a fan any pack. and sitting right next to me, mike baker, former cia operative. he knows covert ops like i know halter tops. it's true, i'm not afraid to show a little skin, mike. and you love to hate him and hate to love him. >> roll up a "new york times" and discipline the crap out of your unruly pets.

it's more than just a news source, greg. that's true. >> greg: to the greg-alogue, it's extra crispy. >> so according to the "wall street journal" a paper owned by me the cia has come up with a secret plan to off al-qaeda chieftains, something the democrats claim they were never told about. for some reason the actual program was dropped. having to disclose the plan would have endangered those asked to carry it out. if your job is to sneak around killing terrorists it should be kept secret. you can find them in the phonebook under pelosi which brings me to a handy quiz you can take on a bus, a train or perhaps, bill, even a plane. it tells you if you are also an attac. one of the two statements, which would you agree with most. the first one, it is wrong that the cia creates secret plans to kill terrorists and those

involved should be tried for war crimes. the second one, it is awesome that the cia has secret plans to kill terrorists. it is what they he are paid to do. if they don't do it they should be fired or at least work at ms nbc. the very actions that you want prosecuted are the actions that guaranteeing your safety on that transportation. so instead travel by foot. and if you are in my neighborhood be careful where you step, i have an active bladder. and if you disagree with me then you, sir,, are worse than hitler. [ laughter ] >> greg-alogue. >> greg: mike, why, why -- you got to tell me why do the democrats hate the cia so much? [ laughter ] >> greg: we are getting a new supreme court justice. why? head of the cia a democrat? >> he used to be.

once you become director of the cia you become agnostic, that is what they tell me. if i may indulge in a little chronological viewing. the cia conducted an internal review of its briefing followcies to congress and this was during june, towards the latter part of june they sat down with the new director and said here is a program that was never operational, it was discussed and briefed and we tried to look at training aspects of it, yada, yada. the director says let's kill it now, it has been going on but not going anywhere so let's stop it. however, we should advise congress about it. he marchs up to congress and tells them about it and then what happens, the democrats piss all over the agency. >> literally? >> literally. >> i have the pictures. >> they send a letter and one of the -- turns ou basically sn democrats not on the committee

but seven democrats write a letter saying oh, my god, this is awful, you have been misleading us and lying to us, echo is what nancy pelosi said when she went off the rail during the bizarre press conference. and what they are doing is coming up this week or next on the 2010 intelligence bill and one of the things the democrats have been pushing for really hard is to widen the briefing requirements. now, instead of telling eight people the most critical secrets they want you to tell 40 people. >> greg: blows my mind. you can't keep a secret. >> how will you keep 40 people and their staffs to keep their yaps stuff. every day someone is talking out of turn. you see guys from the cia on talk shows talking about this kind of stuff. >> well, there is that. but they tell me to go out and do this and tell me what to say. >> do you get memos and your jokes?

>> do they come and give you [ bleep ] >> they don't pay me. keep me supplied in a lifetime supply of hot wing sandwiches. >> greg: jimbo, i got to ask you, don't you want to have a bad ass cia and how can you have a bad ass cia if you have to tell the politicians? >> they want it to be run like a hippy commune. what is the cia doing, i should follow them on twitter. [ laughter ] >> wait a minute, you're not following me on twitter now, jim? >> you know what i like, show where jim is at right now. doesn't he look like he is in the middle of fixing somebody's speaker? look at that. he's got exposed wiring next to his arm. >> i don't like it down here. >> cut the green wire, jim, cut the green wire. >> it's right behind you. >> greg: why is this a big deal? was there anything illegal?

i don't know, i'm confused even after mike explained it to me. >> i am, too. i think, well, sorry, finish what you were going to ask me. >> go ahead. >> i can't give my opinion or it would be silly to give my opinion on an operation that was never implemented way back then. the critical issue is this war that seems to bebeing waged on the cia whether it is by nancy pelosi or the recent letter calling the cia deceptive. i don't understand it and i believe senator bond said today these are career operatives who have put their lives on the line every day. >> and that is what this does to morale, it is unbelievable. it is insane. you are told to go out and do something and try to come up with a way to keep the nation safe and decide, well, we have the bad guys maybe we should eliminate then and then you have members of congress saying oh, my god. part of the problem is it is all political. the democrats said it seems

like the cia comes up here and display this impatiens and she actually talks just like this. >> greg: really. >> a little more manley but i bet me doesn't have the kind of hair you have. >> i guess not. >> they come up and display the impatiens and almost a contempt for congress which is what most people out there think of congress. >> greg: isn't the secret story here that congress is always scared of the cia because they don't like the idea of america being involved in secret activities because it gives us a bad reputation? isn't that it? >> if that is a secret story how are you aware of it. >> i happen to have secret intelligence. >> you are just wearing secret rollon. that does not count. >> greg: my secret underpants, sir. >> i'm not going to come down on the cia because baker is wedging a pencil into my leg while we speak. cheney must thank that obama

has an incredible domestic agenda. he has actually enraged the republicans by further investigating this and the republicans love to be enraged. >> i like the left. >> they get so enraged. >> the republicans like to be engeorged. >> they can be engorged. >> bill said i was putting a pencil into his leg? my hands have been like this the whole time, it was not a pencil. >> really stupid people injured in the pa bull run. the event part of the festival draws thousands of idiots to the spanish town and every year dozens get trampled, gored or stricken with bull herpes or berpes for short. do people who knowingly put

themselves in harm's way deserve a surgeon's care afterwards? another question, is this a great way to meet spanish doctors or what? jim, i go to you first. when you hear about the running of the bull, what is your first thought? >> kind of annoys me. i don't like to see animals mistreated. i have been to bachelor parties in tijuana where the bulls were treated much better. >> unfortunately, the donkeys not so much, greg. >> you never see women doing this. >> of course, not because [ bleep ] >> dennis? [ laughter ] >> barrett -- i finally got that joke. it was slow to me but i got if. this would never happen in america. if you did it with animals we would be all in jail. >> we are the country that got angry when obama killed a fly recently. it is the same country in america or i actually think if we did have that they would make a reality show about it or maybe we should have actually the al-qaeda members come and

we will have the bulls chase them and gore them to death. >> greg: i like that. bill, i bet you like the running of the the bulls. >> i do. i'm a thrill seeker as many may not know. i i defend people's right to seek and thrill. >> i go to the bull in the village, a different situation, a great happy hour. the fact of the matter is the last time there was a death in this event is in 1988. two deaths in this span of time, that means it is safer than the nfl, nascar and i'm just going to say it, ballerina, you know. >> ballerina. >> all of those combined. like nothing really that. >> to counter that argument and i must it only happens once a year where racing is like almost every afternoon. and number two, those sport is make money. this sport doesn't make any money. >> the amount of money that comes into tourism for this. >> not to mention don't forget the costumes.

the han handkerchiefs that thee on their necks are adorable. >> i think they should do it with turtles. >> greg: i might stand a chance. >> i like it because it is still an annual event. if it was in america or it -- it would have been consigned to the political correctness. i will like the fact that it has been going on for hundreds of years. if you want to run in front of a bunch of crazed bulls, god speak, go do it. you get gored, suck it up. you get gored. and it is an evolutionary practice and gets the idiots out there and the ones that don't take it, that is evolution. coming up after the show, a dance party but right now, this awesome story. it is the most important segment of our times. as a matter of fact, yes.

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>> greg: it was as long as ricky martin's face and about three times as vomity. the confirmation hearings for judge sonia sotomayor started today with speeches from all 572 senators from the judiciary committee. if case you missed it here is a summary of the stickiness. >> she was raised by her mother salina, a nurse, in the south

bronx. like her mother, sonya sotomayor worked hard. >> i love the story about how your mom saved all of her money to buy you and your brother the first set of encyclospeedias in the neighborhood. your mother struggled to buy the in cyclospeedias on her nurse's salary but believed deeply in the value of education. >> born to a puerto rican family, growing up in public housing in the south branch and raised with a love of country and a deep appreciation for hard work. >> you made your start from very humble beginnings, you overcame substantial obstacles and went on to excel at some of the nation's top schools. >> judge sotomayor was born to parents who moved to new york

from puerto rico. her mother raised sotomayor and her brother juan, now a doctor practicing in syracuse on her own. >> then it was time for judge sotomayor, it is not over yet. boy, did she drop bomb shells. >> progression of my life has been uniquely american. my parents left puerto rico in world war ii. i grew up in modest circumstances in a bronx housing project. my father passed away when i was nine years old. on her own, my mother raised my brother and me. i poured myself into my studies at cardinal spelman high school, earning scholarships to princeton university and then yale law school. while my brother went on to medical school. >> greg: reads like a lifetime movie frenc french kissing thee

channel. >> i shouldn't say this. inmates' getting it again. you talked about sitting at that table and not being a genius like barack obama and not being one of these people that can walk into a college scholarship who had to sweat to work. >> greg: i'm starting to think he doesn't know what a thrill is. i admire the stories of people working hard. weren't they laying it on a little thick there. >> no, greg, i couldn't get enough of a encyclopedia story. i think she is a little bit too liberal. >> greg: i hear you, too. mike, you don't hear about that stuff the first day. yet all the people that want her in. the thing is they don't edit themselves. if somebody says something, somebody else should not say it. what do you think? >> i agree with what jim said. it was an amazing suck fest.

an entire session to see how many of the committee members could fit up sotomayor's ass. it was unbelievable. and taught us nothing about the individual and where she stands and whether we actually get any questions asked over the next couple of days or the month that this may go on who knows. >> i'm getting word from the producer the correct answer is 14. 14 senators can actually fit up sotomayor's ass. y'all.s exclusive, carl >> the last time this happened i was probably high. does it usually happen the first day, they do this, barrett, bill, anybody? don't they do this the first day and then get into the hardcore stuff. >> all i remember is clarence thomas'. >> which was ugly from the word go. >> today, i would have rather watched two hours of the weather channel. >> i notice something on your cup. >> greg: i got to go. the bowling segment rocks out

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>> greg: babies it turns out are more than just poop making machines and giggle factories. they have the power to make people honest. it is true. scientists discover that lost wallets that contain a photo of an infant are more likely to be returned to owners. >> researchers in the uk which is another word for england. left 240 wallets in the streets of edenborough. they. some contained a picture of a

baby, a family, and an elderly couple. take away from the experiment, babies, yeah, old people, go away. >> i hate old people, social security. >> greg: doesn't this bother you? you don't have kids so that means you are less likely to get your wallet returned? >> i always carry a photo of my exceptionally large [ bleep ] with hundred dollar bills on it. >> coming from a man who just became a father for like the 13th time. you just had a baby on friday, samuel. >> i personally had the baby. >> you are lack tating right now. >> i think we have a picture of the baby. >> we do. >> oh. >> oh. >> wow. >> that's stunning. >> greg: don't you think this makes sense, having a picture of baby --

>> i think if you put that picture in my wallet, 100% it's getting returned to me and then i will be hauled away. >> barrett? >> um-h'm. >> greg: does this makes sense to you? makes sense to me. >> it makes sense to me. i don't know what would happen if i lost my wallet because i have a picture of carrot top in mine. would it be returned? >> i don't know. >> you will get back a prop, a really cheap prop. >> greg: it is not that people don't like old people. it is that if you have old people in your wallet they think that you are probably young and don't need the money where as if you have babies in there they think you are parent and need the money. >> makes sense. i try to deter would-be robbers by carrying around a picture of the last guy that stole my wallet and he currently looks the way he was then, dead. up top, baker, up top, baker. >> greg: and for all of the

viewers out there if you would like a picture of jim's [ bleep ] send an e-mail to greg at "red eye." >> i actually found a picture of his on a $100 bill and tried to buy a hot dog with it and they wouldn't let me. >> greg: from pardoning felons to pardoning my french? is the f bomb more soothing than limb balm? accord to a study published in the neuroreport journal, spouting extremities numbs your extremities. it consisted of students immersing hands in cold water. those allowed to swear kept their hands in longer and reported less pain. afterwards their hands were amputated. >> that is not fair. that is not right. >> according to dr. richard stevens swearing is such a common response to pain that there has to be an underlying reason why they do it. i would advise people if they

hurt themselves to swear and if not they can go [ bleep ] themselves. that is what happens if you get into research. jim, do you buy this? do you swear often, does it help you relieve stress? >> i don't believe in profanity, greg. when i was growing up and something happened i was told to hold up a importan mourn grc photo or cut myself general motors mike, do you swear. >> i don't. >> greg: you have kids. >> i somewhere in front of jim norton and he wore back to me. it wasn't as disturbing as it sounds. no, i'm a believer in this. >> greg: bill, is swearing for you better than drugs? >> drugs as a numbing agent i

prefer drugs. i will take horse tranquilizers every time. >> even in the animal kingdom the howls that they make as they are hurt is the equivalent of an animal swearing in pain. every time little pixel makes a huge yelp mix st. louis in essence saying to andy go f yourself. >> when i use angel dust, when i dust up i feel like after i do it many times it like doesn't have an effect on me any more. >> greg: really? >> we are so hitting that after the show. >> does that mean that mormons feel constant pain? >> as an experiment control, replay the clips of the sotomayor hearing and while listening to that all take turns swearing. >> greg: is it possible to do that at your place? >> use alternate swear words

like teas and rice instead of jesus christ? >> greg: adorable. >> i think it is just a gutterral response. like yelling oh god. just something you do. >> i wouldn't know that. >> i wouldn't either. it is usually hey, i thought you were a girl. >> that increases stress when you say that to me, jim. >> if you have a comment, e-mail us redeye@foxnews.com. >> still to come the halftime report from tv's andy levy. tonight's halftime report is sponsored by skipping the movement used where you want to get some where quickly as inwo running but want to have morer. fun getting there.miss thanks, skipping. [ woman 2 ] i love taking my grandchild out, but a fracture... kept me home for weeks. [ female announcer ] if you have post-menopausal osteoporosis, you could be at risk of breaking a bone.

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leaders. first of all, greg, the "wall street journal" isn't owned but you. owned by another great man so easy mistake. >> greg: sorry about that. wow. >> mike, greg framed this as to weather or not the cia. >> southbound it that the cia is obligated to inform certain members of congress of all its plans. >> not all the plans. based on the security act of 1947 and article two it states what is and isn't necessary to go up on the hill and briefing members. thank you for making me look so mart. >> is none of this classifyd that is coming out? >> what could we want to brief now five times people to get access to the source of information? absolutely absurd. and to ease my pain it's [ bleep ] absurd. >> had to do it, take it to the gutter. i'm debriefing you after the

show. i a-hole that is what you are. >> isn't this a cover for pelosi's smear that the cia slid and. >> i could like to go into it further but i have been debriefed. >> barrett, you said you didn't think you could give your opinion on something that wasn't operational and from long ago. what kind of tv pundit are you. >> a terrible one. >> as of tonight, i'm quitting. >> okay. >> greg, you said you have secret intelligence. you should think about making that less secret. >> you got me on that one. >> i did, didn't i. >> greg, you say the running of the bulls saw its first death in 6,000 years. 14 years. >> greg: i didn't have time to read so i just came up with a figure. >> bill, you said it was the first death since 1988, it was

1995. 14 years. >> i question your sources. mine were not on wikipedia. >> no, his source was an engorged bull. >> that is the name of a bar. >> if the purpose of the hearings is to remind me how much i hate the senate, they are working perfectly. >> jim, excellent lost records. >> thank you very much. are we in the same room. >> can you see me? >> no, where are you? >> look ahead and to your left. >> i see his head. >> wave, jim. >> oh, i do. >> squeeze jim's head, andy. >> squeeze his head. i can see you, jim, wave. >> i feel like i'm trying to sexually assault you from a distance. >> was that you? [ laughter ] >> i don't know about you but we can all see jim's [ bleep ] from here. >> huh. >> getting back to the confirmation hearings. greg, you are correct after the first day they get into the

questioning except the questioning is usually just a really long congress statement but at the end the senators make their voices go up so it seems like they are asking a question. >> should i try that? >> like this? >> that's good. >> by the way, do i now have to start referring to bloomberg as mayor bloomberg? >> someone should let me know that. >> greg: i'll look it up for you. >> how to make sure lost wallets are returned. jim, i think i found your wallet on the internet. >> i no longer use a wallet. i carry my money wrapped in dirty diapers. >> that was definitely yours then. >> barrett, why do you have a picture of carrot top in your wallet. >> he is pretty rich. >> ripped or rich? >> he is ripped. >> also rich. >> and that and i think he actually is prettier than me. i'm not saying that i'm pretty but he has got quite a face. >> a photo of carrot top and

jim's genitalia is not dissimilar. he himself is a red head. >> i love the wallet with a card say -- wallets with a card saying the owners recently donated to charities were not likely returned. i guess saying if you recently donated to charity you don't need your wallet back. >> i never carry cash but keep a note in my wallet saying if you return this to me i will give you 100 bucks and when they return to give me the wallet back i kill them. >> isn't that really just slow killing. >> yes, its. >> swearing relieves pain. jim, you almost broke your streak of tranny jokes but saved it at the end with i thought you were a girl. >> i didn't even mean to do a tranny joke. did you ever talk and realize my god, am i dull. i opened my noise and noise came out of it and essentially did nothing.

should have shot myself or pulled out a livewire, that would have spiced things up a little. >> thank god, jim, we weren't alone. >> i saw it article on the swearing relieving pain when i got the latest issue of neuroreport in the mail. i would have to say i thought if there were any study we would cover in the show it would about the. >> positive stimulus plan hue lie. >> i was halfway through that before you borrowed the journal from me and left it in the bathroom. >> because on that one the jokes write themselves. >> greg: thanks. >> i'm done general motors thank you, andy. so am i. let me welcome back our gifts. barrett. jim norton. he completes me if by complete you mean infect. and mike baker, he is so hot the movie some like it hot has now been called some like it mike baker. >> that is going to sell like hot cakes.

>> greg: it will. i have astuter with that name on it. when it comes to a giant rack, shantel marshall wants to keep it in the family. the huge mammaried mommy and her four daughters have nine breast augmentations between then. the 50-year-old freak and her big boobed brood has spent nearly 40,000-pounds on cosmetic surgery which is actually 20,000-tons. the top heavy troupe boasts 34 dds to 34 ggs. the foregoing a tribute to my initials. >> thank you, greg. >> if you are the mother, do you just -- this is the easiest way for people to realize that you are the old one because everything else looks the same. do you think this is the greatest family ever, mike? >> no, what is 40,000-pounds in

british pounds is that like $2.5 million? >> greg: yes, i think so. >> stunning. the most amazing thing i find about this is the oldest of the girls who is 28 years old and named emma for those of you interested, she actually went out and got a loan for one of her boob jobs. i had no idea you could do this. if you default on a loan to a boob job. >> a repo boober. >> what right does the bank have to your breasts. >> greg: they have to work out a payment plan because there is no -- >> is it really that shocking, bill, really they can't get in there and cut her open and take it back? unbelievable. >> greg: jim, isn't the one beautiful thing about the story is they all have a shared common interest. just like knitting except it is plastic surgery. >> who is the father in the family colugula.

>> i think it is big again. >> the father is on the -- big again. >> there is ten breasts and nine boob jobs. i think there was one perfect job and they were like we can't touch that one. >> i tried to do the math on the nine thing and realized they had nine pairs. i was thinking the nine pairs. >> someone would be missing a boob and i think it would be on sotomayor's butt. >> greg: there you go. you live in los angeles. what do you do when your friends say they are going to get breast implants. >> when they come to me for my advice. >> i do it like if i was piercing their ear, i just numb it in ice and go in. no, i -- i feel like if a woman really wants a boob job because they feel like it would make them feel better about themselves and it -- then fine. >> it makes me feel better. >> i know it makes you definitely. >> i'm a natural guy.

>> greg: what don't guys get breast implants. it is never the woman. >> i'm a man woman scientist. imi like a little of both. >> this family is weird. >> this goes over the line like it is a little crazy. >> i think they are a good family. i have for years been yelling at my mother to get her breasts augmented. >> keep trying to win and. >> as opposed to the story. >> do you know what is weird is not the big boobs but all of them, they are from britain so i guess that they got boob jobs but apparently no braces. their teeth are totally crooked. >> who needs to look at their teeth. >> the following segment just went through a five day cleanse. what are the biggest stories of the day? we report, courtney decides.

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immoverrished patients along, alabama's gulf coast. the president says dr. regina benjamin understands the needs of the poor and underinsured and says that makes her uniquely qualified to be america's doctor as his administration tries to revamp the healthcare system. a defiant president obama says a healthcare overhaul will happen this year, brushing off doubts in congressional delays during the rose garden event to introduce benjamin as his pick for surgeon general. saying "we are going to make this happen" and warns that inaction with create a bigger crisis. helped to push the federal deficit to over $1 trillion for the first time. the imbalance is intensifying fears about higher interest rates and inflation and there are still three months left in the current fiscal year. a northwest airlines union

is protesting merger partner dealt that airline's uniform policy that keeps flight attendants larger than size 18 from wearing delta's eye catching signature red dress. the vice chair woman of the grievance committee says she is offended by this. a delta spokes woman says they offer a range of styles up to size 28 that flight attendants can wear. if you missed it for the first time, guess what, the john f. kennedy presidential library and museum is recreating man's first steps on the moon in cyber space. this thursday the recreated apollo 11 mission broadcast in real time online with twitter feeds of transmissions between mission control and the space craft. and stocks rallying to start a new trading week on wall street. the dow gaining 185 points, nasdaq picking up 37 points and s&p up almost 22.

this is ad news, now, back to whatever you were doing that wasn't ad news. >> greg: mike, do you have any idea what she was saying? >> no. no, i don't. >> greg: okay. >> i could tell you verbatim, greg. >> greg: i don't believe you for a second. or maybe i do. coming up next, the glorious "male time." check out my blog. you willle find the tonight's greg-alogue there as well as other headlines of the day. we're our own bosses and our own employees and our own everything else. running a b&b is not a desk job. i have to climb stairs probably 20-30 times a day. announcer: now joint comfort is easier. introducing nature made triple flex liquid softgels. the first liquid softgel joint health supplement formulated to work in as little as 7 days with glucosamine, hyaluronic acid,

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>> greg: coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye," return appearances from the great actor and comedian greg proobs who will be in this very studio. actress and writer faith daley and author ron geraci looking angry. hey, look, it's time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrapup. >> greg, first of all, with regards to the letter, i think it is disgusting that you would say such things about members of our armed forces. >> it was just you, andy. >> no, it is not right. and jack, if you are watching this -- [ laughter ] >> jim, what are you up to this weekend? >> i will be in the chicago area, vernon hills, zaney's comedy club and they call it zaney's because that is the type of antics that ensue.

i will be there friday and saturday. i found out that greg knows jon voight and i'm extremely jealous. >> why hasn't he been on the show? >> maybe he is describing one of the tricks he picked up in midnight cowboy. >> jim, i was going to invite you to a midnight barbecue this weekend but you are in chicago. >> i could fly back for it,. >> i thought that was a euphemism. >> barrett, what is going on with my two fans. >> my two fans have become a huge hit online and so therefore in a month we are pitching it to television. >> really? >> so that will happen. >> just walking up to tvs. >> just going to knock on their door and be like will you please put our show on your air and i think that will work. >> it usually does. >> and i'm also working on a new t.v. show right now called ten things i hate about you on abc family. it just premiered last week and

it is a fabulous show. >> that saves me from asking where else can people see you. >> sorry. you can see me on ten things i hate about you starting august 11th. >> mike how is the book coming along? >> thank you for asking. coming along very well. the first draft due at the end of august. hoping to roll it out then to book stores near you in time for christmas and, of course, the first stop on the book tour will be right here on "red eye." >> that is presumptious, mike. >> what is it about? >> my life and times. >> actually about more than that. >> am i going to be in it. in. >> yes, you are. >> really? >> no. >> bill, got anything you want to plug. >> i will be in vernon hills at zaney's where i will be heckling jim. fortunately, it doesn't pay well. >> back to you, greg. >> thank you, andy. thank you, jim norton, always a