>> what a great audience, thank you. >> greg: welcome to "red eye," it is like america's got talent if by talent you mean the hemorrhoids. go to tv's andy levy. what is coming up on the show? if the mood is any indication in the newsroom, tonight's show is the biggest one yet. coming up, president obama says the cam bridge police acted stupidly in arresting henry gates. is he right? some say yes and others say go speak to your mama outside. >> tvs outnumber americans. is this part of their master plan for world domination? probably not. do tall men earn more than shorter colleagues. we report and greg stands on his tippy toes during the

contract negotiations. greg. >> greg: there is no need to sink to that level. >> mama said knock you out, greg. >> greg: a little ll col j, i believe. >> i'm here with actress and comedian baron sway tech. she is so hot that alarm signs now read in case of baron swatek, break glass. if commentary were post it notes he would stick to my sheets. bill schulz. in tahini tee, he is a soap dispenner and the always fair and balanced ann colter, conservative political commentator, columnist, author and all around hotty. if fierceness were cha raids people would do her at parties. our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you again, pinch. >> ann, greg. >> greg: don't worry about it.

all right. he said you are a momma but has the support of obama. at wednesday's press conference president obama was asked about the arrest of harvard professor henry louis gates in his own home by cambridge police. role the tape, tape rollers. >> i guess this is my house -- >> let's say my old house in chicago, here i would get shot. i think it is fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry. number two, that the cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. >> greg: you know, the thing is behavior you are making a list and you are going to only say two things, why make a list. number one and number two. that is usually if you make a list of four or five things.

don't need to list things if you are only going to say two things. sergeant james crowley says up yours, not really but refuses to apologize for arresting gates on the charge of disorderly conduct even though the charge was later dropped. according to the police report crowley filed, gates acted ba lidge rently as the cops approached him. he was having trouble breaking in, everybody knows that story. he said he wants to speak with him outside and gates replied i'll speak with your momma outside. i got to use that one. i would probably get my ass kicked. gates says he was a victim of racial profile but turns out crowley teaches classes on how not to racial profile and now america's favorite dad, you know who that is, charles manson, no, bill cosby. he said he was "shocked to hear president obama give his opinion without hearing all the

facts." he said if i'm the president, dot, dot, dot, i don't care how much pressure people want to put on me about race, he then relaxed with a pudding pop. can't live without it. karl, i go to you first because you are looking dapper as always. do you think president obama wanted to answer this question? was this fair? was it placed on purpose? >> it came at the end of the news conference and i think it was andy who first compared obama and the obama family to the huxtables and i don't think anybody wants to get between the huxtables and the huxtables on this. the big consequence is was overshadowed the healthcare focus which was the purpose of the health conference. >> greg: but it was good news because it overshadowed the news con fo conference. >> and dr. huxtable was a doctor. >> greg: do you think that was planted? >> i have news to break here on "red eye."

>> greg: it is old news for us to break news. >> first, two things. one, henry was invited to the white house a couple of times and was always totally -- and number two, no, totally seriously, speculating it wasn't planted but it was planted. david axelrod asked if he was free to ask it so obama wanted that question brought up. although he was put on the spot, he didn't know he was going to be asked. he asked to be asked that question. >> that is breaking news. do you have any upcoming news because if you don't you are off the set. i got a question for you. i think i would be pissed off if i was being stopped by a cop. a, i would go the cop is doing his job but then i would be a little mad like you should go now. what do you think happened

there? why do you think it escalated into something else? was it racial profiling? i don't think it was. >> i don't think it was racial profiling. we should be happy that cops are johnny on the spot and doing their job and identifying someone was a potential intrude. >> greg: he was beligerent. >> i have a theory. i want barrett to finish and then i want to go to bill because he is our resident african american. >> but what would have been funny is if crowley had responded to obama saying that it was stupid if he just said stupid is as stupid does, sir. >> greg: that would have been good but it is too little, too late. >> and he didn't rhyme with yo momma and obama. >> bill, you have been racially profiled whereever you go. it as serious issue. do you think it was racial

profiling, they were called buy the neighbors and the house had been previously broken into earlier. >> it was 9:00 and out from know where comes a [ bleep ]. sorry. >> greg: , no, this guy -- >> you can't say that! >> we'll bleep it out, trust me. the fact of the matter is the guy has got a cane and he was treated a little roughly for someone that clearly has a problem walking. is having said that, if it is one of those canes that harvard professors wear just to be pretentious then he got what he deserved. >> greg: here is my theory why everybody in the case is exonerated. >> you don't know what exonerated is. >> greg: i don't. i have a problem flying so i take medication. when it wears off, i have gotten in three to six fights with cab drivers and car rental agencies and even when i'm right i still can't stop.

i think he had a long flight and was cranky and was businessed off and had a problem with the door and the guy shows up and says hey, we are here doing this and he gets angry because he is on edge and then he wouldn't leave the cop alone. >> that is a long way, i agree with that but that doesn't explain the next where he is no longer -- he is making a documentary. >> greg: i got to read up on the news. >> he says that blacks are victims all day, this is the happiest day of his life, he was finally the victim. >> greg: i think he was guilty of being a jerk. >> yeah. >> i think that is true and i think -- okay, here is the other thing, when somebody insults your mother, that is fighting words. >> it is not fighting words for a cop, right, carl? when somebody insults your mom. >> he didn't. >> greg: the cop can't respond to your momma, they can't, they have to arrest you. >> and there is some question

about how much took place inside the house and how much took place on the sidewalk and whether or not the professor was really laying into the cops and they said keep it up and we will take you in, keep it up, keep it up and he did and they spun him around and took the bracelets out and that is it. >> which they have to do. if they don't and he is out of control and he goes and commits a crime then the cops are liable. >> and if there is a break-in and the cops don't show up. >> i lived near cambridge, there are no black neighbors in cam bridge. the neighbors were screwing with him and they clearly don't like him. they responded to a call that two black guys were breaking into the house. his neighbors don't like him, i have to say. >> it was probably two republicans. >> i think the bigger story here is in the not what happened there, it is what happened in the press

conference. this thing was planted. it was something, i don't know why, it was to get the spot light off the failed, failed press conference. the press conference was in trouble. it was boring as crap. and [ bleep ] >> as. >> we will be bleeping that one out. >> boring as [ bleep ] >> that is not a bleepable word. >> i have to move on. >> to diversions it brought us full house ander who shows like full house including full house. i'm talking about television seen here. it's really catching on. there are now more tv sets than people in the united states. it is true, a new nielsen study found that in 2009, there were 115 million tv homes in america with about 2.86 tv sets per household. don't know why i find that funny. that makes the total number of boob tubes in the range of 50 trillion, more than double the entire population of the world including new zealand which most people don't count which raises the question, bill, should i get my back

waxed. >> half of it. >> greg: if there are nearly three tvs per home isn't that the truest sign of america's prosperity? carl, i go to you. we talk about poverty levels and the poverty line but everybody has three tvs. >> there is a problem. you have to seriously contemplate the unintended consequences of this. every house that has three tvs has at least 25 remotes. there is probably going to be an obama commission on it. >> greg: i think there should be. this is a problem. the remotes have buttons that you don't know if you push them what happened. you could be pushing the button on your remote and somebody 100 miles away would be electrocuted because that is how i would create remotes. think about it. you don't need all the buttons. you really don't. nobody believes me. does it scare you, ann, that tvs outnumbered people.

if they staged an uprising they would win. >> one thing i do want to back up your point of medical care under the same system, capitalism, that we got tvs, i think we would be all set here. >> greg: grand idea. >> seven tvs and three different cable systems because i don't want to miss if one of them goes out. and i do have seven tvs but only a few guns. >> the guns are tax write offs like tvs are. >> greg: you are a tv actress. tv keeps people off the streets, keeping them from doing harm. isn't this a great thing. maybe tvs are correlated to a lower incidence of violence. >> maybe. and we are in a culture now where we mount tvs on the wall and have accent lighting on them and they are like works of art. >> greg: just like my houseboys. >> whatever. >> greg: okay. >> it is the theme for the next

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published yet another antiamerica creed saying that we shouldn't give up the whole superpower thing he writes america leads the world in arms dealing and new methods of mekka niced death conveniently leaving out all of the other stuff meaning saving millions of likes, killing dictators and stopping famine and civil conflict. of course, we also export gwneth paltrow which goes both ways. a beacon of freedom that inspires folks like the iranian. chopra oddly ignores that and instead condemns a place where needly self-fulfillment made him millions. why is this dope respected? if he were a white doctor the

media would treat him like jimmy swaggart. if there is a spot light, chopra will hog it even if the spot light is meant for dead folks. look, michael jackson's pulse barely stopped and chopra was already yakking about how m.j. came to him for song writing advice. no wonder the last album sucked. it's true, it did. carl, i take you as a new age type of guy. do you own any of chopra's book? >> no, but i have seen pictures of the guy. does that count. >> greg: here is the thing. why is it that only women get into this stuff and men don't buy it? it is like astrollgy. >> the men of from mars women are from venus book. >> greg: exactly. >> this is all about feel good

stuff and for some people it makes you feel good to talk about how bad things are. blame america first, hate america first, come up with excuses to blame the country that is always looked to first in any crisis. that's what it is. >> greg: how about you, you live in l.a., this stuff is all over the place. >> that is the feel good capital of the world. >> do you pretend to be into it? >> no, i don't. if we didn't develop nukes we would be on the receiving end of missiles and i quote dan aykroyd in spies like us that would suck the paint off our houses and put permanent orange afros on our familys. >> it is so hot that you quoted that movie. >> greg: an underrated movie. >> this is directly out of the point i made in my last book, guilty which is all of the leading spokesman for the west

speaking the heavy foreign accents of their native upbringing, arianna huffington and now deepak chopra. they arrive at ellis island, i know what the country needs, let me jump in and help to change it. >> greg: bill, he believes in more relativism believing that no one culture is better than the other yet he excels at capitalism. >> truly a self-promoter of the highest order. say what you will about the dalai lamas and popes of the world, rarely have i seen them on an episode of arliss and a cameo in the love guru and this is where he differs. >> greg: i like the count of the gib, upcoming block. what is up with this crazy x-ray? coming up, we'll find out what's up with this crazyion ray.

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she's is doctor. she's also hot. that's right. she's a doctor who is also hot. oh, tier dear, i think i have e back with a case of the cumers. a fox news health contributor and surgeon and here to answer all of my troubling health questions. god, i have many, don't you know. she knows diagnosis like i know halitosis. >> that's right. >> ouch! >> greg: some of that is genetic. there is nothing you can do about it. >> greg: it is the fish smelling problem. you are an m.d., obama has a big press conference.

what do you make of the plan? >> first and foremost, i don't know why we are moving so fast on this, like it has to be done tomorrow and these have been problems that have been set up for years and years and years and going to take time to correct it. we need to take time. one of my biggest concerns is that obama says that government is not going to get involved, we will not be involved telling you what your doctor can and can't do for you yet he is setting up the federal health board to provide guidelines for the doctors to say this is what you can do based on evidence-based medicine based on what we studied and my problem with that is not every patient behaves the game. not every diabetic comes in complaining of the same symptoms and not every patient gets treated the same because they exhibit the disease differently. some diabetics are really sick and some are not so sick. although he says they will let the doctors do what they need to do for you.

they are not going to pay for it if you do more than they think you should do. >> greg: getting down to what they said, rationing. might have been on limbaugh. there was a point if ted did i kennedy gets really ill, he will get every test on the planet but if it's your grandmother, it is like i'm sorry. unfair that the nation's leaders are getting better healthcare than we are. we should all have the option to get the treatments we want. >> we should all have the same option. medicine is still some what of an art still. better than it used to be because we have the great studies these days that tell us the best ways to treat patients but it is still a little bit of an art and sometimes you have to do things out of the ordinary to get the patient the best possible result. >> greg: the people that are pro this reform always bring up other countries. i lived in england, it was terrible. nobody in england was using the medicine, they were going to the private healthcare, the

travel clinics. >> , why don't people speak up and say this is all nonsense. where are the doctors like you, like ama is endorsing this crap. >> because they are saying listen we want reform based on the eight principles that obama set up and one being that every american should get health insurance and if you lose your job you should still have health insurance. they are doing it so they can get involved. for as long as medicine has been a practice, doctors said we are going to do the practice of medicine and take care of patients and haven't gotten involved in the business side and politics of it and the reality is that they have to because what ended up happening is that you have hospital administrators more powerful than doctors, insurance companies more powerful than doctors and now the government having put forth the medicare and medicaid systems which basically dictate what the

reimbursements are for doctors. >> greg: you hear the rouse about doctors performing unnecessary tests. >> we do know that unnecessary tests are being done. for example, you can't walk into an emergency room these days without getting thrown on the cat scan table. >> greg: i usually show up naked just to save time. [ laughter ] >> you really make it through the doors? >> greg: oh, yes, i do? >> security doesn't come down. >> greg: i paint on the underwear. >> let me tell you why there is so many unnecessary tests and that is because the medical liability in this country. and some area are worse than other area, new york being one of the worst and doctors are practicing defensive medicine and that is driving up the costs. with the obama plan, they are not addressing the medical liability process and they have to do that. >> greg: i want to move on real quick. i want to show you an x-ray

from the hospital in england. doctors removed those two -- those are hammers. >> ugh. >> greg: from a dude's, i guess would you say lower intestine or possibly rectum. >> rectum. >> greg: how is? physically possible? i'm just curious for bill's sake because we're going away for the weekend. should i bring for ceps? >> what is possible how they got there or how they removed them? >> greg: when you are a doctor and you see this don't the first thing you say to the patient is how? >> what were you doing? let me tell you most of the time they don't say i swallowed it. some of them say i fell on it. i have had patients that said they fell on the toilet plunger. >> greg: was it actually in them? >> i said i tripped. i didn't say i fell, i said i tripped. >> this is actually, a very,

very serious problem and i have seen none of my patients but i have seen patients die from doing these kind of things because what happens. >> greg: so worth it, though. >> because what goes inside. >> greg: there was a documentary based on this called -- >> jackass? >> greg: no, it was called zoo, a man guy having sex with a horse because of a perforated rectum because the horse attacked him and he died and so this is not a laughing matterrion people. if you are going to put weird things in our body, call an expert, somebody like me or bill. >> and the worse thing is he never took the horse to dinner. >> this conversation is making me so hot. >> greg: we got to go. doctor, thank you for answering those silly questions and the real ones, too. you have a comment on the show, e-mail us, redeye@foxnews.com. and to leave a voice mail on my direct line, call 212-462-5050.

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the interstate how fee may and the jews track -- fema and the jews track your every move. by the way, fema and the jews my favorite elton johe live veh better. >> you said of obama if you are going make a list why say only two things? >> greg: yes. >> he said three thing. >> greg: that qualifies as a list. >> good, now i don't have to read the i s have not now or hi ever compared the obama family to the huxtables and i would appreciate an >> attribution isn't my strong suit. >> that is good in a reporter, right. carl, you mentioned that lost the healthcare stuff. i want to hear more from dr. o about outages the evil doctors are plotting to steal my

tonsils. >> greg: he got rebukeed by the tonsils doctor. >> big tonsil is not happy. barrett, you said you don't think the whole gates thing was racial profiling. easy for you to say, white girl. >> i know, true. >> greg, you said that gates house had been previously broken into earlier style magazine that is as opposed to previously broken into later. >> greg: easy for you to say. >> so i got everything right. >> greg: not yet. >> not even close to done yet. bill, patriot fesser gates cane is not a pretense. when was four years old he suffered a hairline fracture and didn't realize the severity of the injury until a few years later when the joint sheered

apart while he was walking. >> was he wearing a monitoring did he have a. >> you are confusing him with the man from monopoly. >> or mr. peanut. >> greg: i love mr. peanut. >> he says when the focus comes out president obama will regret the remarks he made. i'm referring to the whole incident as henry louis gate. >> greg: no, henry louis gate gate. >> i like mine better. >> greg: henry lou wit louis g. >> you said tv brought us full house and other shows like full house including full house. >> greg: yes. >> in the business we call thiolase did i writing. >> greg: i'm saying there are many episodes of full house.

>> every episode was a gem. >> greg: it was full house literally and metaphorically. >> greg: it reallys. >> you said it showed in 2009 there were 115 million tv homes and you said that makes the total number of boob tubes in the range of 5 trillion. 329 million. and in the business we call that stupid writing. >> greg: you missed my total boob tube reference. there aren't any more boob tubes because we don't have the ray tubes any more you big jerk. i put that in there to see if you would catch it. >> it is called the boob tube still. >> did you say nipples. >> and it was a glorious time, bill, a glorious time for everybody. >> and you should have seen them when they got cold. >> that it when you got good reception. >> i'm interrupting all of you so i can move on. greg, does saving millions of lives by ending world wars, killing dictators, stopping

famine civil conflicts and mass disease really make up for exporting gwneth paltrow? >> i realized that in the middle of the greg-alogue that perhaps deepak was right. >> ann thank you for quoting your most recent book. you really don't promote yourself enough. >> i know. on all of these shows. arianna, and now deepak all speak in heavy foreign accents. >> yes, okay. >> and lastly, greg in regards to the hammer in the guy's rectum thing you said there is a documentary about this. shooting a home movie doesn't mean you get to call it a documentary. >> greg: i met him at a truck stop. >> i'm done. >> oh, let me welcome back our guests. >> i got a -- i met him at a struck stop. >> i'm used to laughing out

there. >> if charm were la noe lionlei would lay her in my kip. >> conservative political commentator, so sharp, gillette is suing her for patent infringement. >> he got the can because his wife showed hers. a city manager, whatever that is, from a small florida town was apparently fired after officials learned that his wife is a porn actress or unadult actress as i like to call them, okay. the mayor won't admit it. he says the termination had nothing to do with his wife banking dudes on camera. ", i have done over 30 interviews with media and gotten hundreds of e-mails and we are getting threatened, nobody is getting any work done around here. mainly because they are all watching porn. perverted town if you ask me.

>> could it be that they were just angry that they were paying something called a city manager? >> greg: it is a town manager. i mean seriously when you compare jobs, actually being an adult film star is more understandable than a town manager. >> at least the porn star is doing something for the public good. >> she was fired as a porn star because she married a town manager. >> angry males. >> karl, let me ask you this, some say marrying a porn star could tarnish the image of the place he works or the town itself. would you agree? >> no. i mean we should have a lot more of that. and here in washington, too. politicians should have porn star wives and so should city employees. i do have a little issue with this whole thing, greg. we are tv network and tv stations you use video.

you showed a still picture of the wife, you know there is video, come on. >> greg: that is sad. very sad. we should have actually looked for the film and dropped in some tape of the action. >> i was just saying. >> greg: carl you are a pervert. you are the chief political pervert, that's what i'm saying. >> trying to raise the production value. >> greg: bottom line. >> bottom line is this guy is going to be fine because i already heard his wife had suggestions for him for a new job, a plumber, a pizza delivery boy, principal of a school, attorney general of new york, he's going to be okay. >> greg: what can this guy expect, bill, when you marry a porn star you do it because you marry a porn star. you do it for the reputation for your friends and say you are cool, he is paying the price for his own ego. >> he is and looking into grinning with her in his lap. the think is city manager

skills are very translatable to the various other professions. yard sale manager. mailbox manager. manager manager which i'm told there is an opening there. i'm not worried about him. >> greg: , ann, do you have any breaking news on this? >> i have no breaking news on this. but i'm glad you are both coming up with suggestions for the city manager. i think marry to a porn star he already has a job. >> greg: that is actually the smartest thing said in the last 45 seconds. coming up, so grand it thinks it is a piano. what a arnold brandishing a really big knife? mostly for stabbing people. ?

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it for more money. give me more of those ideas, we need it. >> greg: that is kind of pathetic. and this you think that is bad, check out what he did later that day. >> stick around. >> greg: he really is an unorthodox governor. that was a lobbyist. >> what is the point of waving the knife? >> i don't know. i can't look at these objects any more without thinking of it being up someone's butt now. it is because i saw that. i'm worthless. >> i said the same thing before we did that segment, oddly enough. >> greg: yeah, something that maybe our plan worked, bill. we're going bed, bath & beyond later to the bottom floor, yes. it's actually called the bottom

floor for a reason. carl, you are a smart guy who knows smart things. is arnold at the end of his rope? has he lost his mind? >> he is not running for reecheck and this is a story that cuts both ways. doesn't make a point but just a good pun to use. if people remember him for brandishing a weapon on a video, probably better than that than what you just got finished with. >> greg: a deflection, a distraction, if you will. >> is this whole autographing cars and auctioning them, that is a good idea. >> we should auction various stuff from the set. the coke table. >> greg: bill, only you and i call it the coke table. >> do you ever get under that

table for -- >> yes, we do in case there is any residue. >> greg: was this video insensitive, ann? >> well, i do think ten years out, everybody will deny having done two things, posting on twitter and voting for obama. everybody is claiming that brandishing a hunting knife is being je insensitive so as pery last book everybody wants to be a victim, even grizzly bears are victims here. >> greg: the ones are know are victims. according to a study of nearly 10,000 men and women by the australian national university, which is in australia. >> really. >> greg: an extra couple of inches can add $820 per year to one's salary. says professor lee, perhaps it is discrimination with shorter

people getting the same treatment in the labor market women and minorities have experienced in the past. the worst part is short men are way smarter than minorities and women. combine that times 12. i don't know what i'm saying. ann, if you were short, do you think you would be less successful. >> especially short and heavy. >> greg: that is a direct remark at me. >> i think you are making too much of it. short men also save money on things like bathing. >> greg: completely unnecessary. >> short men are more successful because they try harder because they're short. >> are you taking the story a little too personal? >> i pitched the story. i wanted to lead the show with the story. the story was made up by me. i wrote about it in the bathroom and published it on my

own blog. >> not a coincidence that the author of the story is greg buttfeld, do the math. >> greg: will short people be able to sue for discrimination? >> well, you can hope. if it is only 1.5%. screw the 1.5%, take the big settlement, on the other hand, you shouldn't fret, greg, with the passing of con kite you moved up the lad. god knows i need a ladder, very short man. >> you don't date short people, do you? >> i do date short people. >> you do not. >> i have. >> name a short person you dated? >> emanuel lewis. >> we are clearly talking about height. we'll talk later otherwise. >> greg: coming up next, why does bill have to say those things? that is what we will talk about. and male time, and a doberman that really works out. it's true.

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>> greg: just some home video i shot of my good friend doberman, get it, doberman. we work ou out together. i cress up as a cat and he chases me around the house for an hour. it is actually stage and screen actor jeff goldblum. here we go. packages have arrived. i will sign for them, oh, but i don't have a pen. >> sure you do, greg. >> greg: male time. you write, i read and then we go for a swim in a cesspool of blood. cody in washington state leads things off. whenever you go to a report with andy he always looks surprised like he is being

woken from a trans. the fact is andy has no idea what time. to this day he doesn't even know he is doing a tv show. we told him he is enrolled in a class on watching tv which he gets credit for that he can use to buy biscuits for his cats. >> he is talking about our -- our -- our softball game last week against strippers and referring to the fact that we arrived with courtney friel who was hotter than the strippers. there she is. well done. we need to have that border there. >> just keep the thumbnail. >> courtney is just about hotter than any one. what are you requesting to do, this tie -- what are you going to do? tie her up in my basement and

keep her there so nobody else can see her except nor me? excellent ade. thanks for that. -- excellent idea. >> greg: great question. i believe we have a photo of what andy bill and i did on our day off. sorry, that is what we did last weekend. we actually went to a picnic on our day off. do we have a picture of that? >> oh. >> greg: guess it is not there, maybe it is just because we're here. >> oh. >> greg: i keep getting my pictures confused. >> he is a dober-man. >> and steven from rainbow texas, what have you done with gunner you fat faced. >> greg: he is alive and well, living in a shoe box under his bed writing his memoirs. it is called gunner and greg.

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>> greg: time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap yum. >> thanks, greg. >> greg: you're welcome. >> you live in d.c. when you are not campaign carl. how long have you been there? >> 13 years. '96 i moved down here before fox hired me and starting to feel funny about it because i was here longer than anywhere else. >> next time i'm back i want to even up the bleeping score so i'm going to [ bleep ] and every [ bleep ] >> why wait 'til next time. >> there you go. >> barrett, was there something you wanted to reveal to bill? >> yes, there was. bill, i am, indeed, your half sister and your mother so that makes me your sister mother. >> so you are my sister mother and also younger than me. >> yeah. >> head reeling right now and yet i'm still a little turned