judy. i'm jon scott thanks for joining us. keep it right here on fox news channel for the latest news and more. newswatch will be back, next week. captioned by, closed captioning services, inc. hey, welcome to "red eye." it is like back draft if by draft you mean rub. let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show you little devil? >> the mood at america's news headquarters as we get ready for the show. coming up, what countries who men made the best husband. >> sorry, belgium,ficational lands don't count. >> then a doll that beast feeds. why is hollywood turning american icon g.i. joe into a multinational task force. some say it is a business decision but others say it is part of a master plan by new world order forces to prepare the way for one world masters.

greg? >> greg: thank you, andy. >> see you later in the show. i thought he would never leave. let's welcome our guests. i'm here with fox news channel anchor patti ann browne. so hot and bubbly that j jacuzs relax in her. you just doubled our ratings, young lady. michigan congressman thaddeus mccorner also the republican house policy committee chairman. so knowledgeable that the internet is suing him for copy write infringe meant. is now knowledgeable he is. terrible introduction. bill schulz. in tijuana a taxi. >> sitting next to me, a first-time guest, comedian paul mccurio. god knows we have tried for years to get him. >> i wouldn't worry about

ladies, you are sitting next to bill. if hilarity were an air conditioner i would turn him on when impot hot. he wishes he were dead, our "new york times" correspondent, how is it, pinch. >> bill, you have a hang nail, want me to take care of it? >> sure, pinch. >> greg: sophisticated humor, my friend. >> thanks. >> do the greg-alogue, it has web toast. >> try not to be distracted. in the new g.i. joe flick the characteristicker is no longary typical american soldier. instead, part of an elite international force. kind of like a ben that ton ad with gray veteran's stadiums. let's take a look at a scene. >> greg: sorry, that is one of my private tapes.

i don't know how that get in there. msnbc praised the change saying it is business" decision. to which i say "fiddle faddle" which is short for silly stupid fiddle faddle. they were worried that the world still pissed off over iraq would not go to see a movie about an american hero. as it turns out, the impact over saddam's death had less impact. sex and the city, my all-time favorite film, made a pile of money around the world and it was all about american chicks exercising their right to unfettered capitalism and humping. according to doitz -- that probably wouldn't include mario cantone. he is an american heo. the mainstream media feels awkward about anything american. but the world loves american, which is why everyone risks therapy lives to come here january and that he like our heros even more.

ram bow, john mcclain, superman, dirty harry and charlotte york. a refreshing mix of park avenue lifestyle and feminine charm. >> i my sex and the city. >> greg: paul, am i making a big deal out of this? is it something to take an icon and turn into some kind of multinational peacekeeper? >> i agree, why do we have to wuss out. it has a kung fu drip and french release arm and made in china, what more do we want. >> fully poseable now. >> greg: they are all made in china. that is why you can't eat them, bill. he puts them everywhere. congressman, is this just another way to deny america's exceptionalism? >> i think it is, greg. and like you, i'm old enough to remember gi joe before the kung fu grip and life like hair

and we have to wonder if this was not the inevitable as a result of that decision. my concern is the fundamental concern that so many people have is that by asserting some of the things about america that make us special and unique somehow we are offending people and this is just a symptom of an underlying concern and problem that we seem to have. >> pab, i go to you because you are a smart, caring, person, and plus, that dress. anyway, is it wise, don any s saying that it is a business decision, nothing else tortion play down the americanism. let's say he is right. should they do that. i don't believe he is right. >> i actually think that miller's article on national review was a bit unfair, though, too. let's face it, every gi joe cartoon has a teachable moment and from what i understand at the end of the film they have one of those also. the lesson is cobra isn't actually the enemy. there is no such thing as an enemy and there i just differences of opinion and.

>> by the way, i was upset about norman fell's death. >> it was totally overshadowed by dom del louise. he was amazing as mr. roper. >> speaking of mr. roper, bill, you look a lot like him. or not. i have to ask you. you have seen the trailer. what is your take. you are kind of a movie afficionado. >> i'm also a gi joe phile. if congressman had a gi joe name it would be dead pan. he would get them with his powers. the thing about gi joe is the tag line was gi joe a real american hero and here in the movie we probably have one, two, tops. a travesty, i tell you. >> i would like to see a movie that reflects the way i played with gi joe in my childhood. >> wait, i can see your mind going that direction. >> at some point gi joe has

inappropriate sex with barbie. >> that is true. >> and he died a bad death when melts on radiator or a firecracker goes off in the wrong part of his body. >> greg: it is where you get to a certain age that you start to discover the certain destructive element to puberty and then start getting rid of all the things you played with in the worst possible ways. >> everybody has had a gi joe head lying around. >> always because of firecrackers or bottle rockets. rocket. >> greg: it is a sweeping generalization. i tend to microscoping generalizations. >> you do. >> greg: hollywood loves the technical expertise and sheer come be tense of the military but divorce it from the americanism of it. they want the awesomeness of it but refuse to connect it to what made it awesome and that is what pisses me off.

>> well, whatever you said, greg, you sound like you were out of your mind. i codnd follow you. >> i want to. >> as patti ann pointed out, there is no right or wrong, only tolerance of different points of view and you are entitled to yours. >> generalization and then. >> greg: from gi joe to spilling info. should our military elite be allowed to tweet? apparently not, my little flower pot. a little rhyming going on there. the u.s. marine corps banned twitter, facebook and other sites effective immediately. the reason? simply, they are a security risk. also, they are for 12-year-old girls but no matter. "the very nature of networking sites exposes unnecessary information to adversaries and provides an easy conduit that puts personnel at an elevated

risk." funny thing is i found that quote on their facebook page. kind of defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it? i don't understand. pab, i got to tell you, i think that facebook and myspace and twitter are great for the military because one of the things about being in the military is being lonely, you are away from the family. at one point i see the point of not having it but isn't it a little bit unfair? >> it is. i do honestly file sorry for them because it helps to decrease the isolation. but the pentagon social media czar. let me repeat that. the pentagon social media czar. >> a light frightening. >> a 12-year-old girl named sally. >> he says that no mission critical information is transmitted by twitter but obviously he is wrong because just today joan rivers twin citied and i "bill clinton would not have gone to north korea if the girls were ugly. this is the kind of military analysis that they are going to

miss now. >> the thing about joan rivers is it took her 12 hours. >> it was between plastic surgeries. i understand facebook and twitter but myspace really? who is on myspace, any more. >> joe is on. >> literally, the number one social networking site on the planet. >> nice to be on for the first and last time ever. captain bedpan. >> glad i didn't say it. >> greg: congressman, do you think that the social networking sites provide a vulnerability where people say too much and give away where they are to the enemy? >> in all seriousness, greg, you do have an enemy that is savvy on cyber space and that is targeting communications and if the real goal for the military is well, i -- while i could understand the isolation that this would cause, the

number one goal is to bring them back to the loved ones in the first place. a prudent step but painful. >> greg: you are right. i do think it is potentially distracting and it is -- it could give you an opportunity to get killed. >> i don't want somebody who is a marine who is storming a strong hold in the middle of it to be tweeting i'm eating a granola bar. >> you don't want that. >> i got a case of the mondays. and heavy face. >> greg: these guys are working really hard and doing a great job and they need our support to maybe you have to take it away so they get home. >> why not use it to throw out red herrings. don't tell the enemies that. have them send out a fake tweet like we are going to be organizing in the grand canyon. >> what is that over shoulder. >> really. >> the real point of the whole story is that the joint chiefs of staff of the most powerful

country in the world only has 4,000 followers. spongebob square pants has like 6 million. >> i was following him last night. boring. >> patti, i found out last night, facebook, you are not allowed to search for relationships. you can't search and find out if somebody is single or not. what is the point of facebook if you can't do that? >> i don't even know what you mean. >> he is stalking you. >> it is the only way bill can find girlfriends by checking their relationship status. >> but everybody is lie about that anyway. >> i do not know. >> i tell the truth. >> greg: on that note, i'm leaving you. the following block is the blockiest thing since the invention of blocks. which country has the best husbands? spoiler alert it is not emotionally available istans or the people's republic of bang

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anyway, the big brain and britishese school studied 12,000 men and found that in marital satisfaction sweden came in first followed by norway, which i thought was a city, england and finally the country that brought cliff huxtable and mike brady. it shows there is less social sigma aof ited to men doing what is traditional woman's work. meaning the best husband is a wussy wuss from wussland. bill, i go to you first. i don't know why. >> you never do. >> greg: the key word in that whole thing. developed countries. and negalatarian. and you know what that is, translation, why even bother with the middle east. why even pull this.

they probably aren't allowed to read the poll. >> greg: it is so unfair. they are doing the best husband's awards. there are countries where the wives are being stoned to death. >> why waste your time. >> pakistan, smackistan. let's not waste our time. >> australia is labeled as the worst in the world but not counting all the ones that we didn't study. >> this is a country who idolizes paul hogan, mad max and yahoo serious. >> i miss him. >> what happened to him. >> i don't know. >> he turn inside carrot top. >> greg: that is almost three nights in a row we mentioned carrot top. >> that is funny. >> greg: is this the best criteria for a marriage, i know you are happily married man? >> clearly not the best criteria from my point of view or my situation. but i would like to make the argument that american men are the best husbands but being an american husband i would lose that argument to my american wife.

>> well, trained. >> we are up there on the list, though, the americans. >> greg: number four. >> number four. >> greg: we are number four. we may not be up there in terms of chores but we are number one with best lawns. i'm serious, we take care of our lawns, pab. >> this is true. >> i think we have an unfair advantage. we could be even higher but we have channels like lifetime and we that tell us what we are doing wrong as men that other men in countries don't have. >> i thought you had an affirmed lifetime in we. >> i always thought it was we network. >> but you just say we. >> i thought he was talking about wii. >> greg: is this a marker? the idea of choice is, this a marker of another kind of self-lessness, that it is not about chores, it is about being a team and a good person. >> i would hope that they did

some extrapolation. it looks like these are the countries where they have the most happy marriages and these are the countries men say they do the most house work, therefore one leads to the other. how about american men are just better in bed! >> like you are a fly on the wall of my bedroom. i have a lot of flies in my bedroom. >> greg: part of the reason i don't have any one in my bedroom. >> by fly you mine camera. >> greg: this next story is redeemable for another story of equal or lesser value. is the "red eye" promise. what in the world is this doll doing? we report, you throw up. 8

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eyelids. >> whoa. >> greg: one of those is false. here to make fun of me and maybe answer questions if there is tomorrow is michigan republican congressman thaddeus mccorner he passes bills like i pop pills. congressman, i get a lot of mail after every one of your appearances from people always saying to me when is congressman mcconor running for president. so when are you. in. >> president of what? >> greg: oh, you know, stop being coy, mr. coy or congressman coy. >> i have not made one of you once this entire taping and if you are nice i won't make fun of you for the rest of the taping but if you continue to invite abuse upon yourself you can only blame, again, yourself. >> greg: i often invite abuse but usually i save it for the weekend, you know, when i can sleep? >> and you pay well for it. >> greg: are you ever going to contemplate a higher office than the one you have? >> no. >> greg: no? >> no, i'm quite busy where i'm

hat right now and obviously i think that the viewers of "red eye" are very intelligent viewers around very savvy but i don't know that they represent a broad sweeping mandate for me to do anything except your show. >> greg: at least you said your show and not something else. everybody is really happy the journalists are home and their families are overjoyed and everything. did clinton promise kim jong il anything. if the back of your head, are you thinking that something went on? >> time will tell what exactly went on but i think ambassador john bolton was right it sets a dangerous precedent. not only were the reporters in north korea taken captive and thankfully released with the help of former president clinton. you see students taken in iran. americans in iran being held against their will in that country and when you see a reward of the united states coming over to north korea and you will see the iranians watching that precedent be set,

it is not a good one for us to be putting out to the world for tyrants to be able to get that kind of attention. we are happy with the way this has been resolved but hope it doesn't lead to further problems down the road. >> greg: i just can't imagine another option even though i agree with you, you don't negotiate with terrorists or tyrants. i wonder, north korea isn't really pulling the aol over anybody's eyes. doesn't iran think that just because north korea is going to get it they going to get it, too? they know that we are sick and tired of them anyway, right? >> they tend to work more closely than people realize. and when you see what happened especially in iran, not only show trials for those in prison, when you see americans not only currently being captive but in the past released after putting up money it becomes almost a case of extortion by the state both with iran and north korea.

north korea and iran want to be brought into the family of responsible nations this is not what nations do which is take citizens from another country, hold them captive and try to demand a ransom from their country which are supposed to represent their interests. >> greg: barbara boxer says that the protesters in the town hall meetings are plants because they are too well dressed. blwhy is it the left are the onlies ones allowed to be taken seriously. >> if i was a leftist i would be very offended that senator boxer said that i dressed poorly. this isn't an agatha cristie novel. very few of my constituents including myself can afford to dress as well as bar bra box.

>> greg: or get the botox. >> i just like her on weekends >> greg: really? >> we are seeing people organizing against obama care and you have the administration basically calling them a mob. but wasn't this the same person president obama who said it is good to organize? i guess it is only good to organize if you are organizing for him? >> well, i think this what you are seeing s an unfair attack on people who are spontaneously organizing to get their voices heard. i have been protested by people. i have been protested by people especially during the iraq war when people wanted us to withdraw. i resected their right and knew it came with the territory and what we should be doing with this instance both with the opponents and proponents is understanding that they are trying to have their voices heard by their government. it is something that happens every day and in a healthy free

republic we should welcome this. i say this as someone who is the target of that but that is what comes with the territory. that is what you sign up for. >> greg: should we be worried about the russian submarines being out on the coast there? >> i think we should be worried about >> greg: i think we might have the pictures of putin. there we go. >> i don't know what he is proud of, he clearly has a d cup. >> his chest is bigger than mine! >> those are implants. >> greg: he is absolutely gorgeous. kind ever funny, i got to go. funny, congressman, that we have russian subs on our coast and nobody seems worried. either that says something about us or it says something about the type of subs because nobody really cares. >> floating sub sandwiches.

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you should wear like a rubber suit. >> greg: maybe i will. maybe i will, paul. welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. >> i love my rubber pants. hey, talk to me. talk to me. >> i'm talking to you, andy. >> all right. >> greg: andy, do jewish men make the best or worst husbands? >> yes. >> excellent. >> he has nice eyes. >> why do you always ask me about the jews? >> greg: i miss your pamphlets. >> you are obsessed. >> greg: i am. >> you say quote fiddle faddle which is short for stupid silly fiddle faddle. if you shorten something and then say what it was short for you wasted everybody. >> but if you have to explain it, it is even worse. >> exactly. >> greg: that is why i

explained it in the greg-alogue. >> you wasted everyone's time including your own, greg, which is very valuable. >> greg: my time is valuable. >> it is. later you said let's apply the logic to other flicks plural and then only applied it to one, sex and the city. >> greg: andy. i'm assuming there is a sequel. >> like having an english teacher watch the show. >> greg: exactly, without the spankings. >> we can work on that. congressman, you are concerned about the perceptions that the things that make america great is offensive but certainly if greg is doing it. >> i would disagrow that anything that greg does is an example of american exceptionalism. >> pab, what up with giving away the end of mott movie. >> there is usually a message at the end of the cartoons like

don't swim in a storm or don't blame your brother. actually, i'm not sure if that is really the moral for the movie. don't worry, you are probably safe. >> you said when you played gi joe it always had inappropriate sex with barbie. first of all, don't blame the dolls. second of all, what made is inappropriate or is it better left unsaid? >> greg: don't go there. >> it is inappropriate that barbie was with ken. >> i think it was a lot more likely that ken was with gi joe. >> greg, you say that hollywood refuses to connect the awesomeness of the military as the reason for islamists awesomeness. michael bay doesn't do that. the american military always looks great in his films. >> greg: that is true. >> he is all about the -- wow, i can't read today. he is all about the triumph of the american spirit. >> i know you love michael bay.

>> he's gay for bay. >> greg: has he read your script yet? >> he has not. >> keep on it. >> it is about giant robots on an asteroid. >> greg: jewish. >> again, not necessarily. greg, you said the corps has done this because the social networking sites of a security risk and also they are for 12-year-old girls. the median age of a facebook user is 26. myspace is 27. and twitter is 31. they cannot -- it says they can use it off duty as well as they are on their own systems. a bunch of articles say it is the sweeds and a couple say it is no norwegians and a few say.

i did, however, learn with the that the 12 countries with the total of 4 surveys -- 43 surveys provides a promising basis for pseudo paddle or birth co-hart analysis. >> hold you. >> sounds like tomorrow's greg-alogue. >> pab, the study is based on surveys about household chore division. so while making the bed is important, being good in it isn't. >> according to them. some would disagree. >> like making the bed? >> what? >> nothing. >> before guy, congressman, mccoter, you got -- before i go, congressman mccoter time for a question? >> always time for you, andy. >> the russian up subs, do you think their navigational systems just got georgia screwed up? >> no, in all seriousness, i think this is a problem. if you saw the vice president go over there and say russia is

not a threat over time and i think they are trying to disprove that. we should confront russia. it as serious threat and i know the people of georgia and eastern europe do as well. >> and he is a traitor for making light of it. >> way to be on american. >> i can't believe he made it into a joke. >> i made you into a joke. >> that is so antiamerican. >> well, played. >> since i just wasted you, i am done. >> thank you, andy. welcome back pab, pa patti ann browne she is so sexy that sexism is now called pattiann brownism. >> really? >> long but it's worth it. >> congress mapp, he is so smart, dictionaries reason send him death threats. and comedian, if hilarity were my big toe, i would scream every time i bang him. >> i'm turned off and on at the

same time. >> greg: for years the toy industry has take and poe bottle stance when it -- probottle stance when it comes to doll babies. baby glut ton comes with a halter top and when it is lifted near two strategically positioned daisies it makes sucking sounds. i don't even know if i want to roll the tape. >> put it on. >> good lord. [baby crying] >> greg: i am boycotting spain! i'm boycotting spain and dolls. i'm absolutely -- >> i would never boycott --

general motors i may just have to sit here quietly. >> i will never eat paia again. >> if you think you hate that, you will really hate autopsy barbie. >> greg: thank you. come up with other doll names, please. pab, is there -- is this a purpose? >> a purpose of this? i candidate even speak. >> the idea is to show most babies come with bottles and they are trying to kentucky oaks people to do the breast feeding and convince people that it is natural. sex is natural, too. should we give little boys. >> greg: no. >> breasts serve three purposes, entice a man to sleep with you, feed the babies that result from that and then they just prove newton's law of gravity. but in any base, little girls don't have breasts so they are not supposed to be thinking about any of those things. they are not just short adults they are babies.

>> greg: will you draft a resolution to ban this in our country? >> here, here. >> i think bahar we should do is affirm the supremacy of gi joe as an american icon so that this type of thing because when you abandon the concept of a gi joe and fighting for freedom and liberty you wind up with a breast feeding spanish doll. >> is that not a great name for a band? >> you have a four-year-old. i have a ten-year-old. and if they want a child to experience what having a baby is like, why not have a doll that cries in cessantly between 2:00 and 5:00 in the morning and poops itsments. >> like bill. >> i don't know that was. >> that is a good point. they can learn the hard way. they will never have kids. >> and the whole thing of breast feeding, at dinner, six of us sitting around the table

and this woman's three-year-old son comes over and says i'm hungry. it was like watching dwarf porn. >> what is happening? >> we got to take a break. >> thank you, congressman, mccotter. always have joy having you here. >> here, here. >> straight ahead, we will talk to paul about his new web series on hbo called "got no game." ever consider weighing a boxer and using one of those hand held fish weighers where you grab them by the lip and pull them up. i feel like you are not really take the suggestions seriously and it's hurting me.

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before you were a comedian you were a lawyer and bankers. >> i did law and investment banking and i said how could i kill my mother. i was writing jokes as a hobby. i sold some to jay leno and he encouraged me to go to the clubs to try out the jokes. one of the places not far from here, it was a dive bar called downtown beirut two. i loved the two because apparently they were franchising the hell holes around the city. and you basically have the comeback lines for drunk heckers and i got good where my drunk job started spilling over in my day job. i had one lawyer said i could have drafted a better document in my sleep and i got into antiheckle mode and i said well, yeah, i could have been a your father but the dog beat me over the fence.

>> exit stage left. >> how much do you get paid for joke when you were writing for leno. >> it was $50 a joke. >> that ain't bad. >> he was very cool. i mean i went up to him after a private function and he took the jokes. he called me when was going to do the jokes. he was very cool about it. >> 50 bucks. you have to write a lot of jokes to make money. haiheroin addict. >> ten jokes a day. >> your show is about sports. >> it is like sports huge part of our culture, you know. and, you know, nobody is really satirizing is so i thought why not take a swing at it. >> greg: a baseball metaphor. >> look at you showing off, race walking proudly. >> greg: i love the race walking because i'm allowed to carry my things in my fan any back around i'm allowed to do things while i'm there. >> greg: are you suspicious of

people like me who -- i don't follow any sports. >> really. you have a square head and that tells me like either sports or military or policemen. >> greg: or maybe head injure. >> lots of calcium deposits. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and shallow graves moo my back -- in my backyard. >> oh, wow. >> greg: do you get suspicious, because i think i -- >> you know more about sports than you think. the controversy. i'm a red sox fan, okay, it's a mess right now. and ortiz has this tendency when would cross the plate after a homerun he pounds his chest and goes like that and he would never tell anybody in boston who -- it is that drug dealer. you know, and then manny ramirez. i couldn't watch baseball for awhile because in '86 bill

buckner the ball went through his leg and then it is tainted now because manny ramirez is also on steroids. i have to come to his defense because if he took steroids like he plays the outfield he wasn't paying attention. they just ended up in his butt. >> he fell back on them. >> he has no bragging rights except to go back to being the first and last team in baseball to be intergreated and really proud of that. >> 1959. unbelievable. >> greg: we had on the show the guy who own's buckner's ball. the guy who wrote taylor dayne's song. he owns the ball. isn't that amazing. i don't know why but it is amazing to me. >> he actually owns taylor dayne. >> are. >> greg: are there any sports that you would never do because you don't consider them to be sports? >> i have a sport that i love, curling. >> greg: curling? >> bowling for people who can't bear to part with the ball. >> greg: i don't understand curling.

it is an olympic sport, too. >> if you could be 400-pounds and sweep that is not a sport. >> if you could take somebody, anybody, let's say you are six years old and from now on doing one thing over and over again for 15 years, of course, you will be an olympic athlete. >> tiger woods, exactly. my -- you know, i feel like, you know, no matter what you do and plus if you have a father like that, who is like driving you toward that, you know. >> greg: i wish i had that. >> my son is really good at porn. >> greg: i got to run. >> the stripper with the cameraman is laughing if that happens. >> greg: new episodes of got no name are on every friday. >> very good. >> greg: i'm reading it. the website is hbo.com/got no game. remember to check out my blog, you'll find crab there. boys, wake up!

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>> greg: horses under the hood? more like over the hood. >> whoa! >> what happened on a highway in northern israel which is some where in texas, i think texas, i think. the driver got some minor scrapes. the horse was taken to the grew factory. i'm kidding. he is married to -- the male has arrived. stack them in the back. i will get to them one by one. it's male time by "red eye." you write, i read and then i take you on a boat ride in a yacht full of babys. >> for my birthday i was wondering if you would jump out of a cake at my party. my dad says he will pay you in kisses. strange request. your dad wants me to jump of out of a cake nude for your

birthday after which he will make out with me. the only question remains how much do i have to pay for this? i love seeing courtney friel on the ab news but the abdomals aren't the only part that needs exercise. ab news. glub news is there to objectify women and i'm against is which is why we asked kar carl camern and he is totally for it. which is why i bought him a it thong. >> after your antitrans rhetoric i'm boycotting your show and fox news network. you should be ashamed of your behavior. dawn, i caught you can boycott

something you never actually walked and what is with the boycott? sexist much? let's tall it individual with undetermined gender cott. you claim i made fun of someone a an issue. not only did i say that the transgendered boxer could kick my butt and that i would like it i never said anything about it being debilitating but you did. shame on you, dawn. and apparently harry from south carolina, who knew there were two carolina wases. >> um-h'm. west carolina, too. >> probably -- >> is glenn beck really the antichrist. can you get me his autograph. >> as you know, the antichrist must fulfill specific characteristic ires. try to change the calendar. claim to be greater than god and accompanied by miracles and other fantastic events and powered by the devil himself.

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tv's andy levy for the post game wrapup. >> thanks, greg. paul, where can people catch you in new york city this week? >> at greg's apartment with the clamps. >> greg: excellent. >> at the comedy cellar this monday night checking out the 11:00 show down there. see me if you can. >> you probably can't make it out but it is a curling game on my ipod touch. i love curling. i really do. my favorite olympic sport. hey, patti ann. just had a fourth birthday party for your son. >> all the parents asked me what is he like and i said foolishly to 15 different parents he likes dinosaurs and the embarrassing thing is he knew all of them. oh. it's a triceratops. >> thanks for inviting me. >> greg, you are not allowed