attempt to break the worldd ja record for the most guitarists playing the same song at the same time. about on behalf of the staff and crew from fox studios in new york, mike huckabee saying good night, everybody. iraq to "red eye." like the deadliest catch if by deadliest you meanishyness. go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. what is coming up on tonight's show? captioned by, closed captioning services, inc. a lot of people saying tonight's show is the one they have been waiting for. coming up, a look at startling video of nancy pelosi explaining what she thinks of the people protesting against government run healthcare. from the expression on her face you can't really tell anything. then, what do some environmentalists say you should be doing while in the shower to help the planet? here is a hint. eating asparagus before hand will help you go green.

>> greg: i think somebody is writing a screen play behind you right now. >> it is the old fashioned ibm selectrics. that is the noise, greg. >> greg: , where would you like me to bring it? >> as if your life depended on it. all right, let's welcome our gregs. an annoying fellow. on air tonight, andrea san teros. so hot that at restaurants food is placed under her to keep warm. capitalist pig head, spun manager and seen every saturday at 11:00 a.m. eastern on fox news channel. if financial acue men were a seatbelt i would only feel safe when is across my life. bill schulz. and sitting right next to me, oh, yes, an aah tore and a screen writer. he is both.

andrew but i call him drew because we're friend. if fierce commentary were an eardrum he would get blown at a rockies concert. our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you again, pinch. >> you will be pissed off if you miss nicholas every thursday in the times. >> greg: all right. her words are as poisonous as the botox in her face. how speaker nancy pelosi doesn't think much of the people who show up at town hall meetings to express opposition for government-run healthcare. this fact, to her, they are worse than hitler. listen closely, those who listen closely. >> can i have some more treats? please, papa? the peanut butter ones, please, papa. no, no, no! not the raisin ones. please, papa. yeah, yeah, the peanut butter

ones. thanks, papa. >> greg: i'm sorry that is from my private collection. try again with the right one. >> you be the judge. >> greg: she is just as adorable as i am tall. the comments come on the nasty heels of barr brafoster of accusing the protesters of being plants. >> it will break him. i hope he fails. >> this mob activity is straight from the playbook of

high level republican political operatives. they have no plan for moving our country forward so they called out the mob. >> greg: that was like the brady bunch there for awhile. jonathan, i go to you first because that curl on your forehead is an irresistible curl. i got ask you, what is the goal behind these ads? who are they actually directing them to? what are they trying to say? >> well, greg, they are saying that anybody who opposes, you know, a big government healthcare program is hitler. i mean, is a nazi. these are attacks that, you know, to steal the argument away from actual legitimate criticism. folks that go disrupt meetings, those aren't protesters, those are hecklers and should be thrown out. but a lot of folks out there trying to have the conversation and getting chastised by nancy

pelosi and others. >> greg: pelosi is almost so evil she is awesome in her evilness. >> she is. i wanted to be the first person to say that. nancy pelosi is the worst person on earth who doesn't speak farsi. i don't think you need sways town hall people planted theret to tell their sad stories and they see real people and they don't know what it is. >> greg: that's true. the stereo stip cal protester, the protester i like to make fun of is the hippy, the guy who lives in a tree in berkeley. when you see a guy who looks like he should be working at the local ace hardware, he has to be a racist, he has to be a nazi when in fact he is just some normal joe.

>> that was barbara boxer's comment, they can't be ordinary americans, they dress too well. >> greg: don't hate it when people use hitler to make fun of people. >> pelosi bashers have been saying show us the swastikas and the washington times of all papers did find one. this happened last week in fort collins colorado. she cleverly has a swastika and down below it says obama, spelled it correctly just for her and a question mark. there it is, having said that, pelosi in her own district used to see pictures of bush being compared to hitler. look at this in san francisco all the time and she never said anything about it. all of a sudden she is outraged when it happens to her side. those on the far left and those on the far right should come together and agree to be [ bleep ]. fair and balanced. >> greg: thank you. i don't know, andrew, here is

the thing, a poll came out today saying that obama's numbers are way down, less than bush was at the same time i believe and also there was a lot of resistance to obama care, people are beginning to sniff around and you go hey, smells like poo. [ laughter ] >> obama care. smells like poo. >> greg: because when you are in the hospital no one is coming to change your bedpan because you are getting terrible service so it will smell like poo. >> greg, when that was happening you were not at a hospital. i refuse to change your bedpan, not part of my duty. >> greg: that was at the chocolate club. is such a sign oofdesperation o paint these people that are protesting as a mob. >> she is the speaker of the house. the third in line to the presidency. and clearly, you hear it, it is

joe biden heaving a sigh of relief. he didn't say the dumbest thing this week. barbara boxer and nancy pelosi take the cake. they are being ragged by a community organizer. they don't like it when the outrage is on the other side. >> greg: a good point, jonathan. the left has always been about speaking truth to power. what happens when they are in power, you can no longer speak truth to them, right, because then their heads would implode? >> greg, listen, i live in downtown chicago. people are protesting here all the time. i didn't see anything when the million man march, people are protesting, it is kind of what we do in this country. to the mean citizens coming not to do harm to any one, but to have that conversation, is really just kind of the worst -- it is just de denigras them in trying to have a conversation.

>> it going to backfire. they said they were too overdressed. a tuxedo and a swastika. >> greg: bill, what would you wear if you are protesting. >> just my summer ware. >> her ruthless ambition and desperate desire to get what she wanted knew to no bounds but enough about mindy cohen, seen here. instead, we turn to 8-year-old danielle who opened her lemonade stand on money hoping to raise money for a family trip to disneyland an amusement park often frequented by families and people who pretend to be families. but because the young lass didn't have a business license the stu city of tular, califor, shut her down. afterwards they shot her down with a bow and arrow.

a radio show heard her story and offered disneyland tickets to danielle's family in exchange for 30 cups of lemonade and the head of a puppy. >> what! >> some kind of ritualistic thing among the disney world people. you a theory. >> i do. >> greg: is this real? >> this little babe is clearly gaming the system. she is in california, they know we do not like free enterprise in california and goes out there and sets up without a license and seats up the lemonade stand and they give her the ticket. i think a couple of troopers should take her out back and slap her around and drive her to the border of nevada and say if you want to start a business, start it some where else. >> a great disneyland ride. >> bill, you sell lemonade or i think it might be lemonade. whose side are you on here because at one point i could

see you, but on the other side you hate people? >> do i not hate people. i -- i do not like people. i loath disneyland, don't like people, it is very crowded. whether he has a problem with the government or some sort of corporation who is there to help you but the media. in this case the girl went to a radio station. if you align to the media truly all of your ro problems will eventually be solved. greg, you and i are the real heros. >> greg: jonathan, you know, you are an example of the pure entrepreneurial spirit, i'm sure you had lemonade/porn stands that you were running when you were a child. this story must be kind of outrageous to you. >> teaching kids, greg, not to be productive. this girl is trying to not ask for a handout but actually provide a service to people and god forbid make a little money. ironically, my god, you need a

permit to do everything. a registration to do everything and that is increasing in the a of deregulation. buy another racket, kid, because lemonade stands. >> greg: our country is making it harder for people to prosper so no one is going prosper and there aren't going to be any lemonade stands. >> and i want to know what the government of california which is on the precipice of disaster did with her earnings. probably put them towards the federal budget. >> a better point, sit back and picture little jonathan hoenig with his oshkosh bgosh on at the lemonade stand selling porn. >> greg: if you like awesome segments that don't suck then this next awesome segment that

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that tub thinkling can save over 100,000-gallons of water annually that would normally go towardsing and created a charming ad to bring the point home. take a peek, take a pee peek. [speaking in foreign language] language] ♪ >> greg: i don't know whether to throw up or fly to spain. costs a lot of money to have people do that in your bathroom. spain is in brazil, right? >> yes. >> greg: i want to get that right here. drew, is this an -- is this

another sign of the environmental movement going completely crazy or just par for the course? >> you know, i took a shower with a brazilian environmentalist one time. i don't think it has anything to do with the environment. i was like wow [ bleep ] >> in fairness, she asked for it. >> when i start hearing them talk like this, it makes me feel good about the environment because i think they are talking such nonsense that things must be fun. there is smog in l.a., we got to clean it up. >> greg: i keep thinking this is not the right way to go. showering together, i can understand that for conserving water. but peeing in the shower. i mean by the way, who doesn't already pee in the shower? come on. >> let's consider the source. brazilians. >> greg: don't make fun of brazilians. >> they know two things very well. waxing and soccer. peeing, that whole thing, if i was peeing in my shower every

day, i would spend just as much water trying to scrub out all the -- >> what kind of pee are you making that is that hard to clean up? andrea, what is in your diet. >> greg: go, jonathan. in. >> you don't pee in the shower is that what i'm hearing. >> did you say swimming pool or shower or river? >> i don't know, maybe i'm an exception, greg. i'm very big in the [ bleep ] community and i pee in the shower all the time. for me, it is just kind of a way of life. seriously, i mean i think it is sanitary. i don't do it for environmental reasons, do i it because it is convenient. and you know, environmentalists will say anything to make life more difficult for men. >> greg: at fox news we have to figure out where does [ bleep ] stand in the area of censorship because i think i have to edit it out. >> i don't think so.

let's have a mighting after the show. >> greg: bill, get the last word here. make sense or doesn't make sense. >> next time you are in the gym and get caught peeing in the shower, just blame it on rio. wink. old movie reference, greg. >> greg: i know what it is. >> that girl disappeared. >> no, still with us. >> the other one. >> greg: the following story is rated r for radical or for violence or brief nudity, i can't remember which. is our intern the next me. if she is, i hope she likes gout. really is the disease of kings.

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>> greg: apparently when it comes to again rating heat, you can't beat your meat. at least the british

supermarket seems to think so and is currently sending five thousand tons of leftover animal meat to be burned, thereby generating electricity for homes is that even possible? yes, it is, voice inside my head. leave me alone. kill bill? >> shut up, bill. >> greg: it powers enough through the national grid. shockingly is an animal rights group is up in smelly arms. says someones from the vegetarian national voice for animals or viva for those who like acronyms and who doesn't. you have to ask yourself why is so much left over and why are some many animals dying. weird thing is he said this while fondling a goat. >> i have often miss took a

goat for a microphone, greg. >> greg: if they are dead, who cares how it is used. >> they are dead, a, and coups, b. maybe we should burn vegetarians. they are thinner. >> greg: didn't we do a story where they were thinking about using cadavers to heat, they were thinking about using human remains. >> i get you a lot of liberals would sacrifice their bodies to be burned for electricity. >> greg: before animals. they hate people but love animals. >> it's true. >> i thought we were not going bring the liberals into this. >> it goes back to obama and nancy pelosi. they want to use our bodies. they want to use our bodies. they want to use our bodies, and you know why, because they are doing it to deflect away from the birth certificate controversy. >> greg: jonathan, i got to ask you, if -- you know, do you have a right to know what fuel

is being used? like if you were heating your condo and i know you live in a condo, probably a really nice one with a view of the river. >> trap door for the hookers. >> greg: trap door. would you want to know if it is being heated by dead animals or does it matter? >> i would rather that the animal be burned than buried. let's get some use out of it. can't eat it so let's make it useful. i got to think. i can't imagine that the utility is buying animal carcasses as a primary fuel. i mean i have to imagine that a lot of folks are cutting back on meat so they are stuck with extra meat. better to burn it than just let it go to waste. >> greg: andrea? >> why don't they order less meat. >> greg: what are the cows going to do. >> i think that is what the vegetarians are saying.

>> greg: bill has been doing this all along. you heat yourself under an overpass and heat yourself by cooking rotted meat. >> i heat my apartment by burning live cows. >> watch them screaming. >> must be one of your religion practices. >> greg: it's okay. perfectly okay. you are untouchable, my friend. from cows to caffeine. bad news for unemployed hosers. coffeehouses finally realized it is bad for business when you order one grande mocha latte and sit there for hours pretending to write on your macbook. a number are starting to pose firm restrictions on laptop use. even putting locks on electrical outlets. if you are caught violating the policy the owner smears hoe bow blood on your --

>> that is riddled with disease! >> it is the worst thing to have on your facade, hobo blood. >> right as well spray hepatitis right in the latte, greg. >> greg: you are a business expert. it makes business sense what they are trying to do, right? >> greg, it is valuable real estate. and honestly, i mean there is a fineline between lingering and loitering. and i'm sorry, if you, you know, get that $1.95 or $2 cup of coffee you can't sit there for four hours and conduct business or write the screenplays. others will deviate the other way. others will go all freebies and try to attract a bigger customer. >> i will be there and order a cup of coffee and stay there for four hours but they won't touch me because i'm not wearing any clothing. that is the thing. >> claiming you are a prolegislative -- you are prolific write. yes. >> do you believe that prolific writers write in coffee shops.

>> no, nobody does anything in a coffee shop. pick up coffee and go home. >> you try to pick up women by trying to pretend to be a write. i have sympathy for the customers. they charge us four bucks for a cup of coffee, i mean we should be able to use our laptops and have sex on the table. >> and set fire to cows. >> andrew, you don't dare, do you as a republican. you say what the hell, kick everybody out in the street and let them starve. >> yeah, i actually do. >> you give your coffee to the homeless, but you pour it on their face. >> a lot of them could get jobs. my dad drives around and every time he offers to pick them up and do work in one of their strunts they never want to go. >> he calls it a restaurant but it is really not restaurant. it as place where they manufacture hobo blood. >> the hobo blood company. he doesn't ain bother hiding it any more.

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find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. andy, did you run a lemonade stand when you were a kid and how much was the markup, 50%, 70%? >> why, because i'm jewish. >> greg: yeah. >> disgusting. it was 200%. >> greg: okay. >> greg, you said pelosi's comments come on the heels of barbara boxer who accused healthcare protest herers of being plants. i would appreciate if you would call her senator boxer. she worked hard to earn that

title. >> bill, you showed a picture of a protester with a swastika to point out what pelosi is talking about. larry, can we put that picture up. notice it is a swastika with a circle and a slash. so it is an antiswastika. >> the truth will set you fee and it is fox news contributor bill schulz. i know i earned that tight. >> the nazi becauses the nazer. >> huh? >> andrea you pointed out that boxer and pelosi made the stupidest comments of the week. isn't this just proof that women shouldn't be in politics or have jobs in general? >> that is right. absolutely come down on that issue. >> california girl, lemonade stand shut down. first i figured wow, what a jerk this code officer is.

turns out he told the girl that the lemonade stand which was on the corner of a busy intersection wasn't safe and helped them load their ice chest and equipment into the car and then called city planners to find out where they could relocate. >> so the cop is the hero. >> daniela's father says the cop is getting a bad hit from critics. >> let's do the entire a block over tomorrow. that is kind of mean. the cop was probably trying to do the right thing. >> the media. >> go to the white house for a beer, that's okay. >> good point. you are only upset about the whole needing a business license thing because it is killing the whole amateur porn industry. >> free expression is free expression andy and what i want to do at my server at 2:30 a.m. at www.[ bleep ] my business. >> 2:30 a.m. central time.

isn't that right when "red eye" is on. >> actually, right when the halftime report is on now that i think about it. not sure i want to know what you are doing, jonathan, not shower i want to know what you are doing. >> i think you do. >> greg, you said you can understand showering with someone else being good for the environment but not peeing. like you don't enjoy doing both of those at the same time. >> greg: andy, what i do in my bathroom is none of your business. >> at 2:30 a.m. >> yes. >> yes. >> j-ho, i notice you didn't deny that your condo has a trap door for the hookers. >> need a license for that? >> coffee houses cracking down on laptop users. yesgreg, there is no evidence t if you are caught violating policies that the owner smears hobo blood on your laptop. >> you said you should be able

to use your laptop at a coffeehouse and have sex on the table. >> nobody is banning sex on the table. >> you have to have another person to have sex at the coffeehouse. >> and having sex with the table is frowned upon, i know that. andrea, so hot waiters now ask if you would like your steak rare, medium or canteros. jonathan hoenig is to bright, lamps are now called jonathan hey anythin hoenig lamps. interesting. interesting. every summer, countless undergrads apply for internships at fox news. a select few get the privilege of working here for a few months and out of those one lucky person works pore "red eye." as you can guess our intern

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been washed and neatly stacked away. >> greg, i think you are out of a job. >> greg: i think i'm out of a job. >> awesome. >> greg: let's see another one. it is now time, the address is "red eye" at fox news.com. you write, i read. and i run you over with a dune buggy made of power. here we go. joe from new zealand leads things off. could you please advise me why we can no longer see "red eye." bad news. the entire united states was obliterated by a giant rain of meteors. the mesophragma now was reported moments before the devastation. if you are hearing this message we are all dead. actually, here is what i don't

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>> you get to choose the art for your residence but it is all within a u.s. government budget let me assure you of that. >> all laugh valuable information lamps all the -- all lava lamps all the time. >> whatever you can get people to give you for free. >> greg: what is your favorite country to go to because you are obviously traveling a lot. >> well, i have always enjoyed going to moss cue. moscow. i went there quite a bit when i was undersecretary for arms control. i went to marriott and they always put me in the same room, why do you think they did that? [ laughter ] >> what a lazy lugger. >> they could just bug the whole hotel and then you could go to any room you want. >> that is what they did during the cold war. our entire embassy in moscow was like a big antenna.

>> greg: what is the worst country? the country that when you go there, your first feeling is get me the hell out of here? >> well, i had a lot of countries that wouldn't let me in to begin with, north korea, iran, cuba, they would probably be the worst but i never saw them. >> greg: what would you say are the best perks are being an ambassador or diplomat that you just go this is great? >> well, for me, when i was at the u.n., i had diplomatic security guards and because they are well equipped for any contingency you couldn't exactly go through the metal detectors at airports so as everybody else was standing in lines at regan national and other airports, la guardia, i got to walk around the security. probably didn't make me popular with the people waiting in 9 lines but i sure liked it. >> greg: do ambassadors get

house boys? i know they do in other countries. do ambassadors get house boys? >> one of the things about being a ambassador is you are choired to give cocktail parties and dinners and lunches constantly so unless you are a good cook you need help doing that and that was a huge deal. >> greg: i want to be a diplomat. i want a house boy with a giant palm frond. >> it is all very respectable but, you know, diplomacy is the only profession i know where the diplomats have convinced their losses that unless they eat well, they can't do their job. >> greg: what about the idea of diplomatic immunity. is that something that you only really see in episodes of law & order or is it pretty much widespread that you can just get away with anything? >> it is something that shows the priority diplomats put on what their real job is.

average citizens they don't matter, they can be put in jail, no big deal. but touch a diplomat and you are in trouble. >> greg: i'm not touching any diplomats unless it is in another country. the great thing about you when you were the ambassador, you weren't known as a diplomatic person and it was one of the key traits was that you were an antidiplomat. is that fair to say? >> i'm actually a very polite person and, you know, in truth, the relations among diplomats are usually cordial. even when i had to talk to the ambassador from iran, a very professional conversation. i know that sounds boring but that is pretty straightforward. >> greg: when you sat in the u.n. cafeteria which countries did you sit with. it was like high school when you hung out with britain or germany and then we are not going to iran or.

>> everyone beat up the belgium. >> i tried to stay away from the cafeteria. the buffet line in the dining room was much better. >> greg: serious questions, seems these days that the administration is more concerned with being liked than it is with being powerful. and that is why i mean i always enjoy reading your stuff for the post because it seems to me that no matter -- like my feeling is countries like you more because you are not trying to gain their popularity. does that make sense? >> i thought at the u.n. it was very important that the united states not be viewed as a well bread door mat and that doesn't mean being impolite or rude or hostile or anything like that. it means telling the truth about what america's position is and some people find that hard to accept. but i think your point is exactly on target. plain speaking is not a virtue only in the united states. a lot of foreign countries like to know exactly where the u.s. stands and then you find

whether you can make a deal with them or not. sometimes you can and sometimes you can't. being candid and up front i think helps the diplomatic process more than it hurts it. >> greg: do you think that that is country like russia respects us list because of the unclenched fist? don't they react best to toughness. >> i think they see weakness and the important thing to keep in mind is what is provocative is not american strength. weakness is provocative. >> greg: we got to go. please come back. i had a ton more questions i didn't get to. i will get to them next time. coming up next, your e-mails read and answered by me. and check out the akron ittivity basement.com. doing on there right now. or not. it's really up to you. to demonstrate the allergen trappers in pledge,

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>> greg: look what has arrived. the packages. e, stack them up. i always act surprised but i know they're coming. male time. the address is "red eye" @ fox news.com. you write, i read and we for a ride on my bike make of two tandem bikes. and blood. but fire. >> a crazy preop. >> such a vision of loveliness that patti ann browne so smart and funny and sexy, do the heads at fox news channel know what an excellent head they have on her. kudos for whoever is responsible for booking that vision of loveliness. did patti ann browne right this? you are obviously referring to last night's show where pab wore one of the most amazing

dresses ever. can we show some tape. >> yeah. yeah. that's -- >> greg: now, that is a dress. interesting fact, that is not actually her dress it belongs to me but since i put on weight i can't wear it. can't even show off my child bearing hips. >> greg: daniel, you and about a half million other people. >> half million. >> did we really just say that. >> you and about a couple million. >> greg: to recap what we do on the show after jack nickel son stopped by we played table tennis with megan fox and angelina jolie. and president obama stopped by. it was a great show. too bad you missed it by

oogling pab pab. >> wayne from florida, got that screwed up. i'm disappointed that andy levy didn't catch the incorrect use of criteria. wayne, while you are not an english teacher for the record i'm not a licensed massage therapist either but that won't stop me from coming to your house to give you a full rundown and although i'm not allonsed surgeon it will not stop me from removing your kidney. and although i'm not a licensed grave digger -- well, you see where i'm going with this. >> i miss all of you while you were away. are we having to see any vacation photos or video. we do have photos. this is andy visiting the grand canyon and this is bill

visiting the grand teton mountain range and this is me enjoying myself at niagara falls. sorry, that is the wrong one. it was a great, great week! a great week. >> we'll close things out with the post game wrapup from tv's andy levy. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/redeye. (announcer) crest whitestrips has created a revolutionary strip...

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>> greg: time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrapup. >> thanks, greg. andrea, i'm told there is something you want to ask me. >> do you own a tuxedo. >> i have one on the bay what does that mean. >> means it is on the way. >> you ordered one? >> um-h'm. >> for what? >> is this your question. >> i feel like you are using this because you want to get to another question but you are a little embarrassed to ask. >> no. >> you have one on the way. >> yes. >> that is all. >> how many times do i have to tell you i want to go to the diplomat dinners with you, not andy, me. >> drew, what is claven on the culture. >> pgatv.com. find it the at top. me doing a monologue which is like a greg-alogue but with mono. >> excellent. >> i got monoonce. totally underrated disease. got to go. thank you, andy, see you there.