floor in shreveport, louisiana attempted, it didn't happen. we believe it is going to happen and we hope to be there when it does. welcome to "red eye." it is like bare foot in the park about by bare foot you mean buried. let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. what is coming up on the show. >> everybody is buzzing about how boss tonight's show is daddyo. coming up, why did some underground stations in brazil now have special seats? preliminary reports indicate that they are not necessarily for skin any people. what are president obama's biggest pet peeves. and scientists designed a plant filtration system that lets you drink your own shower water.

some say is is great for the planet. others say the hell with the planet, i ain't getting in the shower with plants. >> greg: do you know what you are? >> what am i? >> greg: like the bread in a club sandwich. baken you are like the baken in a kfc sandwich with no bread. >> i'm here with martha mccullum. she coanchors the anchor desk. she is so hot that sun flowers are now called martha flowers. comedian jamie lizow. check him out on 95.1 in rochester. he is so bright, deer freeze this their tracks whenever they stare at him. and sitting next to me, aah tore and col upist, two things, sc cup. if witt and charm many lemonade

children would sell her on every corner. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you again, pinch. >> note to subscribers, david brooks is on vacation today and since he is our conservative columnist, i hope he is vacationing in hell! >> greg: thank you. should you get a special seat if your waistline is several feet. thanks to newly installed chairs twice as long as normal now overweight folks in brazil can finally lounge in peace win the many trains and train stations seen here. one most ask at what cost. the signs read "priority chair for obese people alongside a cartoon of what is an offensively o shaped individual. someone argue guys that the government is attempting to shame its citizens into losing

weight. meanwhile, this monkey still has no comment. i have been told it is his glance. martha, it is insulting, isn't it? >> i think it gives people way too much credit for being comfortable with who you are. you are say hey, no problem, thanks very much and sit down. people look at pictures of themselves and go that is not like me or oh i look different or oh i look fat. if they had little skin in people on the picture. >> greg: this is an insult directed at obese people. no one is going to sit there so it is a waste of valuable space. >> and money. you can't have it both ways.

if we are going to say obesity is a medical decision and not a series of daily bad judgments then the obese population can't all of a sudden get shy and offended when we single them out for their medical condition. either it is a medical condition and embrace it and take the chair or have some personal responsibility and say that is not me, i'm going to work on this. >> greg: easy for you to say, ms. skin any pants. >> thank you. >> greg: jamie, is this insulting. i think it is i insulting but then again i'm getting fatter and fatter every day and so are you. >> you're absolutely right. i think they are definitely making one of overweight people. it is bright blue and there is a picture of a fat person on it. we have sheets like this in america they are call -- seats like this in america it is called a picnic bench. there is not a picture of a person the size of people. you just sit there if you want a little extra room. >> greg: i was going i don't

see why this is a stickma but i can't read brazilian so i didn't even know what the insult was. >> i think they speak french there. >> greg: interesting. bill, you are young and skin any. what i find a problem here is the people that set these rules are young and skin any and too stupid to it realize that at some point they will get old and fat. >> actually i'm not that young and i do have shingles. >> that is a terrible joke. >> that is why i'm peaked right now. brazil is following my lead. every day i give up my seat to obese people to make room for them on the subways. granted they are pregnant but obese is obese. >> greg: the u.s. shouldn't adopt similar policies. >> and they shouldn't paint the chair blue. you're right. why not just have a long bench. why should everyone have an individual seat when you just sort of sitting there.

>> greg: with healthcare becoming so important, asking the experts say if everything is delegate to cost money then obese people should be paying more for the health insurance. >> some airlines are already starting to do this. we talked about this. >> greg: have we really, bill? >> we have. >> greg: i don't believe that we have. >> get the whyky out of the coffee. >> greg: how do you measure the awesomeness of america. you are close, nye friends who are close. i'm talking about the big mack index created by the econ mist magazine. it shows how many minutes a worker has to spend on the job to earn enough for the couple showers sandwich. americans can get their fast food fix faster than anywhere else on the planet. a big mack that takes 12

minutes to earn in chicago takes nearly an hour in budapest. asked to comment, budapest had this to say. shiny little people they are. they worked the same equation using annoy pod and takes only a new yorker just nine hours of work to earn an ipod but in mumbai is takes 57,000 years. it is incredible. jamie, you read the equation. does that make sense to you? >> i'm annoyed by the equation. do you know how much easier it would have been if he had chosen something from the dollar menu? you know what i mean just and do you realize i live in new york and it costs me two big macks to take a cab here today. i'm not talking about the crazy formula, i just had a really fat cab driver. >> greg: isn't this the best shining example of america's prosperity, the quickness by which we can earn a big mack.

>> good to know that you can take a break after every 12 minutes and go, that's a big mack, just earned it, right. >> bill, it takes you three days to earn a mcnugget so this has to bother you when you see that people can afford big macs. >> i'm concerned we are no longer giving jamie car service, he is taking a cab, sorry about that, buddy. >> that would cost about 17 big macs. >> brazil is lower this year than it was last year consideration that means the seats and those trains are not taking them to their big macs and burger kings quick enough. >> greg: doesn't it make you feel bad for other countries when you see how hard it is for them to get their two all beef patties. >> i'm not prone to feeling bad. i don't eat big macs. >> martha, i know you agree with me, possibly the greatest food product ever made.

>> i just like the special sauce and cheese with the. >> i when it mixes with the sliced lettuce. >> it has been a long time and i started to want a big mac and i worked more than 12 minutes. >> i like the nugget. >> they are not -- >> i wish this was something i could relate to like how long would it take me to work to buy like a 6-pack or an ak 47. five me something i can use. >> i like the fact that you called them nuggets. i think we all agreed not to call them chicken nuggets any more. >> greg: i hate the fact that they try to shape them into something. it doesn't have to be shaped, just has to be deep fried. jamie, last word, doesn't this prove that america should be invading every country that has a problem affording a big mac so we can build a mcdonalds and make this cheap and affordable for them. >> that is a really interesting

theory for them. i was thinking about the chicken nuggets, what part of the chicken is that and why make it look like the bottom of a chicken's foot eyewitness folks he is known as no drama obama but even the president can get a little cranky. it is true, my little crab cakes, sometimes he shulings at the little things. the things that bother him most is when staffers schedule events that interfere with his duties as dad. he bristles when people talk too much at meetings and prevent others from speaking. he gets irked by the sunshine police, makeup artists. and hates when people that try to get him to wear sports crud that isn't anything but the white sox. finally, he hates rones and.

>> there ising is about the things he chose because it was not really pete peeves. >> i love politico, love it but you know the interviews and they ask you what is your weakness, you are supposed to come up with something that is not really a weakness like i'm a perfectionist. >> that is what these are. >> i hate it when they interfere with me being a good dad. >> and i hate these people that talk at meetings and don't let the other people say enough. it is like it is exactly like that. and his aides have supplied this and the thing that kills me is the last one david axel rod says the new pet peeve is going be aides. >> greg: who in his world would interfere with him being a parent. >> oh, god, before you play with your children i have something yew need to do. that doesn't happen.

>> school concert on the schedule and they go meeting. >> jamie, i got to ask you a question. do you have any pet peeves. >> i'm the opposite of the president. i'm angry that i have time to work out and i have to spend time with the family and that the president doesn't take pictures of me. >> greg: those are the things he will miss when is no longer president. now, he has to listen to the kids and now he has got to go to the gym and then where is the shine police. >> the whole point of being a president is to avoid that very family of which he wants to spend time with. >> greg: that is why you always enter politics is to avoid your family. no one ever uses the word pet peeve unless it's an article about pet peeves. >> you should have named it portugese water dog peeve. um-h'm, yeah, yeah. i was just playing. i like that he concern.

>> greg: terrible. >> wreck my minnow and call me gilligan. the next unchartered desert island couldn't be more skippery. should you drink your own shower water? how about somebody else's? 

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school created a device that is quite literally green by using plant life to convert dirty disgusting water into fluid you can actually drink. >> i don't think that is real. it naturally removes shampoo and water couple and the wawa passes through a maze of filters where it is purified and ready to chug. says the creator we tried to combine the pleasure of taking a shower with the satisfaction of recycling water. meanwhile, in russia ♪ >> greg: i think we all need a cold shower after that one. >> um-h'm. >> greg: jamie, the whole idea of having plants in your shower so you can drink the water after it is going down your filthy, filthy body, and i know your body is filthy. is it practical?

>> isn't it complicated. isn't there a way i could take a shorter shower and then drink different water that hasn't recently come in contact with my genitals. >> greg: it does seem to make more sense. >> we have nothing to talk about. >> if it does help the environment why not? >> why not, indeed. we can make fun of them all day long. nasa came up with a device, $250 million that turns urine in water and this thing does it proper fee. there is a little urine in the shower water. >> greg: bill, you never waited for that machine to be invent. >> that is why my skin glows the way it does. >> greg: you don't have to create water. water always exists. >> the weird thing about this,

occasion the plants serve absolutely no function. hello, my brita has a car gone filter in the bottom. you are stand on the plants if you you want but you are a human brita and then the water is being filtered. >> i thought it was an au pair. >> scandinavian, she's lovely. >> s.c., would you drink your own bath water? >> no. >> i'm sure there are viewers who would brink your bath water. >> let's not go there, fleece. this reminds me of the seinfeld episode where kramer starts cooking in the shower and installs a disposal in the shower. >> and if i have to live in a world where we can't separate where we bathe from where we eat i'm okay with the earth dying, i'm okay with that. >> or your you are in france. >> any way you can be recycled. >> i'm recycled into the big

bold beautiful "new york times" every day. the only time i care about the bathroom is when people are reading me in it. with the amount of time you spend in the bathroom, you can read me and "war and peace." >> greg: that is true. what is former u.n. ambassador john bolton think about

the only people he terrified more than spineless dictators were those that wet their pants at the mention of his name. we are thrilled to have back on the program, john bolton. he knows protocol like i know alcohol. always a pleasure to have you on the show. i want to talk to you about the libyan president. he is coming to new york for a u.n. meeting and staying at a tent on the front lawn of a house in new jersey owned by the libyan mission and some of the neighbors aren't happy with this. how can he do this? what is your take on this? >> he is the only head of state who doesn't want to live in a hotel. i heard he has done this as he travels around the world. in one case they cleared the top floor of his embassy in a country and put the tent inside the top floor. i guess they will let him sleep out on the grass this time. >> greg: this reminds me of

when i was a kid and i lived in the suburbs and i wanted to go camping so my parents let me put a tent in the living room. this guy never really grew up. he likes to just camp. but now technically, here is a weird question. where he pitches that tent, technically does that make him president of that area? >> that area as i understand it is part of their mission which is under our diplomatic rules libyan sovereign tar territory. >> greg: isn't it kind of like if president obama visit the middle east and brought a two bedroom colonial house and plopped it down in front of the pyramids. >> sounds good to me. the two of them will get to meet at the u.n. the president wants to host a meeting at the security council to talk about the head of state proliferation.

maybe we will get a picture of the two of them shaking hands discussing the release of the terrorist from scotland. >> greg: i'm still unclear on how -- i mean he goes and pulls these shenanigan. we were told there wasn't going to be any wild embracing and they treated him like a hero when he was greeted back in libya. >> both the uk and scottish government said they were assured by qadaffi that there wouldn't be any celebration. what is the deal here. >> greg: why was obama's response to this as usual, i think it was said that he was disappointed that the guy wasn't placed under house arrest. like he is i don't know, a reality celebrity on celebrity rehab. i don't underand it it. >> the whole thing really is

ridiculous. scotland wouldn't have gotten jurisdiction of this guy unless the u.s. agreed to it ten years ago and the idea that we didn't have a stake in this and that this was a scottish decision absolutely wrong. 82% of the american people oppose the release of this terrorist. 82% of the american people don't agree on anything. i think it will be more of a problem here. >> greg: i got to ask you one or two more questions about the tent. you know, this is in inglewood, new jersey and you know there is lots of kids looking for trouble. if i were living there i would be getting the eggs and i would tp his teepee. what could he do if six or seven high school kids on bikes egged it? would they do anything to these kids? would it be a danger? >> at least in former days his body guards were all females and very well armed and fairly attractive.

so i don't know, he may attract a lot of attention not because of the tent but because of the body guards. >> greg: there will be tents being pitched elsewhere. i got to tell you, the one thing i admire for the guy is the 40 female body guards. i mean, when you meet -- other countries must be like in hysterics when shows up but he doesn't care which is almost kind of respectable. >> i guess it shows he is not an islamic fundamentalist because they are not wearing burkas that is for sure. >> greg: i have been a minute or so left. i want to ask you about the new memos and everything and the outrage again about the things that are coming out. i want to ask you, you know, america would never actually kill somebody's family. is it wrong for us to make that threat to somebody that we are interrogating when you know

that we wouldn't do that? >> i think that the thing here is all this talk about terror, it is very hard to find anybody who was ever physically abused and where people cross the line we take care of it. what we are trying to do is shake them up psychologically. i think the big problem here is some people in the obama administration don't want a clandestine intelligence service. that is not their real goal. >> greg: seems no matter what they say kind of a fundamental distaste about the whole idea and they are more inclined to condemn the people trying to protect us than the people trying to kill us. am i exaggerating it or. in. >> it would be nice to investigate some terrorists instead of the people who are trying to find the terrorists. that would be nice. >> greg: we have to go. always a mr. he sure having you on the show.

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>> greg: welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. how long does it take for you to earn a big mac? >> you don't earn them. they are a god given right, just like healthcare. >> greg: that is true. >> brazil, special seats in the subway. jack, can we put up the picture of the seats. i just want to say that i think in this day and age it is shameful that blue people can only sit in certain seats. >> it is bluest. >> i thought we were past this. greg, you said should you get a special seat if your waistline is several feet. i think the average guy's waistline is several feet, isn't it. >> yeah, 36 inches. that the' where i'med a, sadly. >> martha, you said this gives people too much credit for being comfortable with who they are. i would think i would rather be

comfortable in my seat. >> but they won't sit there because it has a fat person texture on it. >> by the way, you look huged compared to me. >> that was amazing. it is an unusual -- i have never felt smaller as a man and that is saying something. >> i may need a blue seat. >> greg: martha is 7'4". >> and a lot of people don't know that. >> former wnbaer. >> greg: andy, the things around her neck, actual honda hubcaps. >> woohoo. >> looks hike she is wearing an entire prius. >> i'm going walk down there and show you. >> excellent. jamie you inadvertently brought up a good point which martha then brought up advertently. why don't they replace the seats with benches and then everyone can sit there and not feel bad about it. >> i completely agree. it really is just to make fun of the big people.

i think maybe their butts are blue because they have been wedged into the skin any people chairs. >> greg: i had no idea. >> greg you said you didn't read the sign because you don't speak french and s.c. you said i think they speak french there. >> and i said they speak french there and i know because i have been there. >> portugese is what they speak in brazil. >> that's crazy. >> greg, you said in mumbai it takes 57,000 years. >> yes,. >> addable checked that. it is 6 minutes. >> you are getting better, though. >> it isn't 61 minutes, it is like a month. >> 61 minutes. >> one thing i didn't notice is they left the country of hawaii off there. when i lived in the country of hawaii a big mac was like 40 bucks. >> but they put it on a spit and row kate. >> and give you flowers around your neck.

a whole big production. >> i love that country. >> a beautiful country. >> i missed when i lived in l.a. and could earn a big mac a minute less. >> those corners where you worked were always busier. >> get a good corner in hollywood and. >> the pants you could fit in. >> i could fit in them back then. >> not today, though. >> no obama's pet peeves. there is not being given enough time to be a good dad. being late. inconveniencing people. yeah, he is still perfect. >> greg: yes. exactly. >> i understand there was some concern about that. plant filtration system lets you drink your own shower water. bill, you said they are genius escaped. did you not see the horror movie? have you not seen invasion of the body snatchers. the plant letts kill us, take

over our bodies bodies and become us. >> i haven't seen it. >> it has been renamed. >> really? >> 00 times. >> mar, that you said the plants serve no purpose whatsoever that you have a brita filter does the same thing. >> i think they are actually pot people, the invent 84s. >> excellent point, andy. >> the inventors all graduated from a design school in france. how much water are you syning when you only shower once a month? >> terrible. >> as the viewers representative i have to ask the question that everyone is wondering about. what is up with the creepy brian kill me doll behind you, greg. >> we agreed not to speak about it. >> you just ruined it. >> jeremy. >> a lot of people are creeped

out. >> you didn't tell me into the touring it up so i brought it up. >> see you later. >> okay. >> see you at the bottom half of the sandwich. let me welcome back your guests. martha is so hot that pyro maniacs are now called martha maniacs. comedy january jamie lissow. his new cd 12 drink minimum is available on eye tune eye tune. if hilarity were an endzone large men would enter him and then do a little dance. s.c. cup, if first intelligence was a detention, troubled guys would do her after school. new research verified what we have always known to be true that they always finish last. that according to one british study which finds that nice guys are paid o an average of

15-pounds less per year. examined -- itth is the boring part. >> examined the link between personality and pay and found that agreeableness and neurotickist is reward. >> jerks like myself with always make more than wussy-wuss faces like bill "wussface" schulz. >> this is a british study. thank you so much for stopping by. how do they separate the nice people from the -- >> greg: it is inherently flawed. >> they are also glad that neurotics get paid less because you have to put up with them at work all the time. >> greg: they aren't always agressive. neurotic are usually nice. i think this is backwards. >> i hope so.

>> i think that by having more responsibility and being in management will cause you to be more unlikeable and a jerk and they are actually looking at the end result i instead of the deginning. >> what is by tee fault. >> yes. >> so by design. what other words can i say. how did they figure this out. did they ask like all the d-bags to self-identify themselves. like i'm a d bag so i need to go this this category. how do they know who is nice, who is mean. i don't buy it. >> spoken like a true d-bag, hey, greg? >> jamie, i see you as a nice guy but you are also a comedian which means you have to be part of a cutthroat person and you are successful comedian. answer the question that i failed to ask you. >> i will pretend there was a question there. i am a nice guy and i may make less. look at the positive side. at least i'm not a woman. wait a second. i want to make it very clear.

i didn't even write that joke i'm not even kidding. my wife told me that joke through the eye lit in her burka on my way out the door today. >> bill, a consolation for nice guys like you with ugly jackets. they say you are healthier but i bet your health practices because of your failures have made you less healthy. >> yes, i made just enough money to continue the heroin addiction. here is the thing. nice guys do have one thing where it is put it higher. when it many coulds to the end of the day, you want to work long hours with someone who is not a jerk. you will get hired but won't necessarily get the salary and then you get angry and get fired. >> last jet, pinch, you are both broke and a jerk so you must be an exception. >> here is the problem greg, the more weight i lose, the

more jokeyer i get so i'm essentially eating myself out of house and home. >> always a pleasure having you on the show. see you real soon. love you. this next story reminds me of something, something awesome. >> what will my mom say about the nearby bomb scare? probably that it was nearby and that it was a bomb scare.

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>> greg, it's your mother, pick up the phone for heaven sake. >> a 17-year-old former student detonated two pipe bombs while armed with eight more bombs or ten i think, a chainsaw and a sword. i can't add. fortunately no, one was hurt. teachers tackled the creep. the punk is facion six charges including attempted murder. if you watch "red eye" you know of that my mother lives not too far from the school where incidentally all of his sisters attended just decades ago. talk to fox news correspondent mrs. gutfeld to find out what is going on. >> i just crawled out from under the bed and my cowboy hat and gun are in my hand. >> greg: you were there when it

was happening. >> it is the wild west here. i have enough cops, you know, to have a party. >> you like to party with cops, don't you? >> oh, i wish i could. >> greg: you were out and about to celebrate your birthday with some friends. >> yes, and i couldn't even get out of my house hardly. i mean they had the whole place blocked off and i had to walk and you know me and walking ain't good. >> it's not. >> i would rather crawl. but anyway, i got to where my friend was parked a couple of blocks away and then we went to lunch. but then we couldn't get in, we couldn't even get into my block coming home and somebody says to the officer won't you drive her home and he says no. >> greg: oh. >> it wasn't a nice time. >> greg: it wasn't a nice time. but you know, i guess mom, he was busy. that was kind of a serious situation. what bothers you about this?

how did this kid get all that stuff in there. in. >> i don't know. he had i guess a large violin case. must have been a huge one to kari all that junk. or else some people are blind that let him go to school. >> he no longer went to hills dale and was one of those strange kids that came back to cause revenge. >> what a riot. isn't that funny. >> it's not funny but it as riot. thankfully, no one was hurt. got to give credit to the teachers, right? >> they tackled him or whatever. >> greg: yes. >> i bet your pictures going to be in the paper. >> greg: i bet they will. mom, i have a question for you. all of my sisters, i have three older sisters, went to hillsdale high school but i was sent to an all boy's school a mile away. how come you let themle go to that school. >> it is a nice neighborhood and nothing has happened here.

i mean well, it is really an older neighborhood now. >> yes, it is. >> i mean all we old people, we are all sick up. >> greg: yeah. >> but it's good, oh, yeah, i know, i made the kids didn't want to go to a private school. >> you know, that was the first place i smoked a cigarette is in the dugout of hillsdale high school. >> no wonder with you you are in trouble all the time. >> that the' true. of course, i was 35. >> mom, i got to ask you, you watch that tape of the little girl that got rescued from a drain in the pool. >> the poor little thing. what are these mothers doing? >> greg: i don't know. hard to say because sometimes people put tops over the pools and the kid gets trapped. >> but how about the little child that was put to death with a snake. >> the woman who has a pet snake.

let's not talk about that. i want to talk about the pool because the snake thing is too depressing. how come we didn't have a pool when we were kids. we had a backyard that was large enough for a pool but we didn't have a pool. >> we had better sense. >> we had better sense. >> my father didn't believe in swimming pools. he thought they were kind of dirty. >> your mother is a smart women. >> you learn to swim in the ocean. you learned to swim in santa cruz. >> mom, there was an undertow in and that cruz. >> i know. i lost five children there. >> that is how you got this under control. >> what did you make of john mccain today on fox? >> you know, what i was lookig at today was the obama thing. they landed at the gorgeous place. i wonder how the people there felt about it? it is almost like he is trying to prove a point. >> you mean landing in a helicopter. >> yes, i mean, kind of reminded me of the time yew went with emmitt's house and

you didn't arrive in a helicopter. i mean those people didn't arrive in helicopters. >> greg: when regan arrived he he arrived in a car. >> and neighbors came out and bought home made food. it was all together different than this one. >> he is the president. he should go by helicopter. mom, speaking of going, we have to leave now. >> oh, sure. i'm terribly uninteresting. >> greg: be safe. don't hang around the high school. >> you be good and don't run away. >> when we come back i will play back your voice messages left on my direct line.

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>> they said soccer wasn't fun. oh, my goodness. this absurd kick, oh. >> whao. >> in the face happened in a match in bolivia which i'm told is a country. apparently that is how you say hello in bolivian. [phone ringing] >> the little blue phone. is one of the newer versions of the blue phone. goes with the blue bench. time for messages for greg. kick back, relax and feast your eyes on morphine cats as we bath your words with warm and soapy words. >> greg, i'm 14 and i watch the show with my drunk grandma. thanks for being so cool. bye. >> hey, greg, just woke up here and a couple mice in the hotel room. the hooker apparently took my kidney. woke up in agony. first thing i thought was hey, what the hell greg doing.

keep it up, buy it. >> watched the show and everybody is picking on bill. all the people calling in are picking on bill and i'm here to defend bill. yes, he is androgenous. >> bill, your curly hair has gone too far. i will decimate that scalp if you will cut it. i love you, bye. >> send me a lock of lauren sivan's hair. >> i thought you guys were all jewish, all the guys. i thought greg greg wa greg gua jewish name. what the heck are you, italian? i do dig andy levi. a nice jewish boy. >> i like the show. i watch with with my girlfriend

and she says you are an evil peewee herman. i don't know what that means. late. you really cleaned up your introductions, that is great. i used to have to mute the introductions so now i can listen to the whole sew. >> i a absoluti salute you as . god less you for having such great women with great minds and are easy on the the eyes. >> the people sounded dramatically smarter than the people who called last week. >> you mean they weren't slur iing a had complete sentences. >> greg: at least they had things to say and the sentences were come pleat. keep calling me opt direct line, 212. >> 462-5050. >> we will close things out with the post game wrapup from

tv's andy levy.

>> greg: time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrapup. >> thank rs, greg. >> greg: you're welcome. martha, i understand you have tim pawlenty on the live desk

tomorrow. future president. >> i think it is pawlenta. >> 80s' pawlenty. >> it's okay. >> thank yew, pawlenty, i'm ready. >> i'm sure pawlenty of people get it wrong. >> his favorite candy, good and pawlenty. his favorite color, magenty. >> bill, you went too far. s.c., highway are we going to get through next weekend without a cup race. >> and i don't even have football now preseason or otherwise because i boycotted nfl for the entire year. that is what you get for hiring michael vick. i'm disgust. >> bill and i are having a cup race if you are bored. >> that is a whole different kind of cup. >> yeah. >> i'm trying to stay away from the whole two guys one cup thing i stay away from. >> oh, no. >> does kyle bush make the