members. conservative -- >> the lyrics not the best but there has to be a phase where they can talk about the president. >> maybe they should use the postage stamp rule only dead presidents. thanks to our panelists. we will see you next week. captioned by, closed captioning services, inc. welcome to it "red eye." it is like an inconvenient truth about by truth you mean rash. let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> many coming up tonight, we will be joined by the man who exposed the national endowment for the arts conference call. he will tell us if he will ever work this this town again. just when you thought things couldn't get worse for former presidential candidate john edwards, we will investigate his taste in music. what was the worst fashion

faux pas at the emmies? we report and you throw up. >> catch the spirit, catch the witt, greg. >> greg: don't know what that means. bye. i'm here with patti ann browne. she is so hot, arsonists use her to start fires. not really a good thing. writer and political satirist, that was not on the prompter earlier, john deboer. if witt were dishes, i would do him in the sink wearing rubber gloves and sitting next to me, trace gallagher, coanchor of the live desk. if fair and balanced reporting were graffiti i would do him in the subway and you would kick him in the face if he had a face. our "new york times" correspondent pinch. how are you doing pinch. >> tweaking for knowledge? snort blow, charles blow that is. only in the "new york times." >> greg: the jury is in.

john edwards may be the coupleyest man since the beginning of time. in his feathered little head his wedding to real was going to be the best ever. it would happen the former presidential candidate president promised as soon as his first wife would up and die. that is romance john edwards style according to a former aide, andrew young. he once claimed he was the stud who impregnanpregnated hunter. if it is to be believed, mr. edwards has officially become creepier than this guy. >> whoa. >> greg: and this guy and this guy. in response to the allegations, edwards released the following statement -- ♪ into your heart, sweet like

sweet you rock, sweet you roll ♪ >> you should hear the acoustic version. >> i feel really sick in my stomach and everything. trace, does this make, provided that the book proposal is true, does this make john edwards probably the biggest dirtbag on the planet? >> well, it does and regardless of if it is true or not the perfect time for andrew young to come out with a book. he could say john edwards ran down broadway naked, it doesn't matter because edwards credibility is shot. whatever he says to refute this nobody believes you. >> greg: he has lied and lied and lied. you remember fargo, he reminds me of the character just as he got caught leaving the window. climbing out the window and he is a pathetic man and you can't take him seriously any more.

i believe this is true because it is so weirdly specific. i mean the details, who would come up with the dave matthews band on the rooftop unless it was john edwards? >> well, look, edwards is ruining it for romantics like me. i promised my mistress a booze cruise and a cover band. one other thing. i'm a democrat and i think that this guy, he couldn't be smarmier. he could talk a cold sore off his own lip. >> i wish i had that skill. at least four times out of the year. i don't need it all the time. just when i'm stressed out. >> sweet talk a concealer. >> greg: there is no concealer for what i've got. patti ann browne, it guy, it was funny, it was like he was picking things to make himself appear hip. like the david matthews band. that to him meant he was dealing with a younger woman.

i don't know. >> a couple of things. first of all, i like dave matthews. secondly, i don't think real hunter is actually all that young. the thing that kills me the most about the story is that young says that edwards was asking her to find a doctor who would fake a paternity test. he said i'm welcoming a dna test and actually was trying to find a doctor. he knows no depth. on top of the fact that he was apparently possibly being investigated for channeling campaign funds to hush money for this woman so. >> greg: he could actually go to jail, right? >> right. >> greg: if they are talking about using -- well, some of the donors actually gave hush money, not hush money but go away money. is that alleged. >> that is where the investigation goes now and the feds are like let's find out how much money was given, o to whom the money was given and why was it given. the embarrassment of the book,

this could be the tip of the iceberg for john edwards. there are problems down the toledo go along with the rest of this sordid tale. remember when ran into the beverly hills hotel. he ran in there and was hiding in the closet. >> greg: john, i also notice one thing interesting. anybody who is overly obsessed about one specific element of their body, in this case, his hair, isn't that a signifier to everybody else that there is something seriously wrong with him? >> he does love his part. he has one of the weirdest parts in all of politics. it is not just the hair. it is the smile and it is his aura and it is also the fact that he would actually employ a superstar band for his secret affair. >> greg: i think i have more tape of dave matthews. ♪

>> greg: bill, i have to ask you are a fan of dave matthews. >> can we hear a little more? now, you have it in my head. so i can stare into his eyes. ♪ >> because he is exceedingly wealthy and women are really weird when it comes to their husbands and the bad things they do, greg. we have seen this time and time again. she at least publicly chas him.rtisetised >> greg: i knew you would disagree with me but john edwards was a feminist bleeding heart who always cared about the planet and my theory is that someone who thinks globally or for the greater good always screws locally. they are mean to the people in their family. am i right? >> you are half right. half the reason he said this

dave matthews crap was to get her in bed. i guarantee this happened before he got laid. if he was the ultraenvironmentallist and things of that nature, definitely do it to get the girls. that ththere is that element. >> and the sad thing is that his wife is sick. she is probably not leaving him because she is sick. >> greg: it is crushing to her to see this thing happen. the other thing she could do is just leave. >> the other sad part is it is clear that real seriously crumps her hair and that went out in '85. from a sap to a flap. is obama meddling like some kind of meddling meddler who meddles? maybe so says the voices in my head. he reportedly asked david paterson not to run for reelection in 2010 because he is so unpopular and that would

be a drag on the ticket. or was there something else involved? >> i find that stunning that the white house would send word to one of the two black governors in the country not to run for reelection. paterson said he will still continue to seek office and he and obama as luck would have it have an event in new york on monday. the president had harsh words for the poor performing fellow dem. >> first of all, a wonderful man, the governor of the great state of new york, david paterson is in the house. >> greg: you know, john, i have been fired, i think two times, two or three times and every time before i was fired my boss was telling me what a great job i was doing. >> getting fired builds character, greg. >> greg: it does. >> the implication for michael steele, of course, is that there is some kind of racism between the obama

administration and their criticism of patterson. i don't want him to be governor and neither does new york governor hillary clinton. i'm from the future. >> greg: trace, seven out of ten voters disapprove of patterson. is obama right to weigh in on this? >> i'm not here to say whether he is right or wrong. the question is when the white house doesn't run away from this as fast as you can, something is up. look at the chess board and seven out of ten don't like him and the fact that the democratic party wants cuomo on board. look at giuliani and christian gillibrand. >> the gop is smelling blood in the water and the democrats are like wait a minute, we need to shuffle the deck a little bit to maintain. come on, this is blue country. >> the gop is smelling blood and the naked cowboy is smelling skin lotion, greg, you

heard it here first. >> the fans of obama when you criticize obama they say that you are racist. couldn't we say that obama is racist for going after paterson because he doesn't want a black governor? >> obama is half white. michael steele was making the point that new jersey's governor corzine has approval ratings as low as paterson's so why is he going after patterson. he is implying that it is race. trace gallagher hit on it but most analysts say it is the giuliani factor. he would beat paterson and if he is governor the next thing he would do is run for president. i think he is doing it to save his own -- >> greg: i think steele was just being ironic. he was having a little fun with it as i like to say and pointing out if you use the same kind of criticism on obama. he wasn't saying he was a racist. he was saying according to a

left wing perspective. >> you didn't show the whole quote. after that he said and that is wiggety, wiggety whack, jack. >> greg: i think it is wise on obama's part they dumped him because of his race baiting. that was a month ago. he was saying that all of the criticism is based on race and good for obama to come out and quash that stuff because it is not good for the country. >> in these days, the worst thing you can call somebody these days is a child mow hefter. the second worse thing is a racist. >> greg: we call bill both of them. >> i have name tags. some days i'm racist and the next day molester. >> you better have good evidence to back yourself up when you call him that because it is a serious -- >> greg: obama could have avoided all of this by avoiding all of this. why did he even call to begin with. the parties are going to be dragged down. cuomo is going to win easily even if he has to go against

patterson. i have a source in albany that tells me that it is almost 90% certain that giuliani will not enter the race because if he loses to cuomo it will hurt his presidential run too much. >> greg: bill, that source was a street height. >> it was talking to me in a british voice. >> when you put a wig on something that is not human. >> i have a source that tells me andy levy's enjoys cats. >> finger my navel and call me poke. >> y. is the noa almost doa? doa means dogs on acid, right? what's fresh from ziploc?

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>> greg: it took three days, a fleet of helicopters, dozens of federal, state and local law enforcement officers to finally apprehend an apparently diia pollically brilliant mental institution escapee. i says the sheriff of phillip paul's gripping capture "he came out of the brush on to the roadway as law enforcement officers were going by. h his intent was to voluntarily give himself up because he knew we were going to find him. as he daringly escaped from the high security mental

institution. he walked off during the annual field trip to the state fair. let me repeat this. a condition vicked murderer was allowed on a field trip to the state fair. to give you perspective, we on "red eye" aren't even allowed on field trips to the state fairs. we aren't even allowed in the fox news cafeteria, the company gym or any bathroom that glenn beck plans to use within a two hour time frame. meanwhile, in my basement -- wow, i can't wait until i get home. john, i got to tell you, the more i hear about mental institutions, the more they seem like fun. it is like you never get out of nursery school. you get clothed and fed and you get field trips. >> all the prozac you can take. and you get free electroshock.

reminds me of the hilarious comedy, one flew over th over e cuckoo's nest. >> he escaped before in '94 and '91? >> are you more upset about him escaping or them allowing them to go to the state fair? who amoved it and who thought of it and who said it is a good idea. >> greg: i wonder if it is like, you know, microsoft, they all go to disneyland. all the insane people go to the fair and they get to wear shirts and a little tag and they all have bagged lunges. p.a.b., this sickens me behind sickening. >> he escaped once before in 1991 how? wait for it.

he was on a field trip. this time he is carrying a back pack loaded with food and clothing and $50. >> do you know what the greatest thing is? they keep calling it an escape. it is not an escape until you wander off. >> he probably didn't realize it was an escape until he walked on the road. >> he was looking for the tilt awheel. bill, this is what gets me, he has a myspace page and like a rockabilly fan. he goes to the fair. does it bother you that the in stain murderer has a bigger social life than you, bill? >> when quotes people on his myspace page, he actually does it with a severed figure. this is like a camp. used to live near randall's island and it is like the biggest asylum in new york.

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>> greg: according to its website the national endowment for the arts is a public agency dedicated to supporting excellence in the arts. stuff like crosses drenched in urine and performance artists covered in honey. our next guest took part in a conference call between the nea and artists that seemed to show them trying to do something else entirely. they did encourage a hand picked proobama arts group to

address poe issues under contentious debate. meaning did they politicize the nea and promise funds for propaganda under the gentleman guise of art. >> explain what is going on on the phone call? >> well, it is -- it was a group brought together, a proobama art group was brought together by the white house and the national endowment for the arts and they were talking to them and encouraging them to create art about healthcare. so, you know, i see this and i'm listening to this while it is happening and it is obvious while it was going on and it was a hand picked group that worked on obama's art campaign during his run to the president. >> how did you end up amongst the group? >> i got invited by the

nationallen do youment for the arts. the invite came and i looked at it and i said i have to be on this phone call. >> greg: i think it has to do with your edgy glasses. the white house says it was not to further the legislative agenda. i want to list top this bite from buffy wickes. a deputy directer of the white house office of public engamement. here is comes. >> we will need your help and we will come with some specific asks here but we know you guys are ready and eager to participate. so i one to thank you and two, i hope you guys are ready. >> greg: i love the laugh. buffy is adorable. what does she mean by specific asks. i have never heard asks used as a noun before but i think i will start doing it. >> the asks came later in the meeting. it was basically to encourage them to select healthcare or energy or the environment and

create art on that and to me, i don't know if you have kids, greg, if i give my kid the key to the candy drawer he will get a sugar high. >> greg: exactly. and i don't have kids, i'm barred from that. i want to play another video from michael skolnick. who is he. in. >> the director for russell simmons. >> it is through this group that we can create a stronger community amongst ourselves to get involved in things we are passionate about as we did during the campaign but to continue to get involved in the things to support some of the president's initiatives but also to do things that we are passionate about and to push the president and push his administration. >> greg: what does "support some of the president's initiatives" mean? >> to me, this is we are being,

this is happening at the beginning of august when the town hall meetings are going nuclear and you are being asked to talk about healthcare. what do you think that means? it is not that difficult. >> greg: george will says that laws were broken. what is your take on that? >> i'm not a lawyer, i can't speak to that. i can say that it is very -- very direct at what the nea is supposed to do. they are the largest funder of the arts in the united states and they are supposed to support the arts, not use the arts. >> greg: within 21 hours of the call, 21 art organizations endorsed obama's health plan. we have some of the art that was done. can we show some of this. i got to tell you, for one thing the idea that they are doing this is disgusting to me because artists are supposed to be rebels and not supposed to do what the administration tells you. that is the first thing. the second thing is the art is really bad. it's awful, patrick. it is like something third graders do.

there is a pathetic amateur. you are in the industries where you consider people lock step when they are supposed to be bohemian types. >> there is other art out there that is better obviously. >> greg: we picked the bad ones because that is the way we are. the fact is the bottom line is, the government is using our money to create propaganda. thank you, patrick for covering this and i hope it gets more play because it is an interesting story. it deserves to be out there. patrick, thank you so much. if you have a comment on the show, e-mail us, redeye@foxnews.com. and to leave a voice mail on my direct line. still to come, the halftime

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levy. what band would you like to play for your roof top wedding if you ever get married? >> i would get a super group, josh grow bin, pete martin, and james gun. >> i certainly hope tragedy would like. >> everybody there would kill themselves and i would take the gifts and go. >> greg: smart move on your part. >> john edwards, trace, stop spreading the rumor that he ran down the street naked. you are a serious newsman, start acting like this. john, you said edwards could talk a cold sore off his can lip. wouldn't you agree that given his cheating cheating heart it is a good thing. >> a talent. a superpower actually. >> i love how he told real hunter that after his wife died he would marry her on the roof top with dave matthews playing.

she was anxious but once he reminded her his wife was dying she felt better. >> p.a.b. you mentioned that edwards will be investigated. one said it will be difficult to make a case because "the law probably doesn't anticipate mistress during a dress during campaign." >> that would be unusual. this is a first. >> you are a dave matthews fan. >> i do like him. i saw him in concert ones. sorry. >> well, you want to go to the burning man? >> i actually saw his concert. >> you don't even get high when you go, do you? you are just high on the music. >> i take the fifth on that one. >> fifth of what? >> takes the fifth and passes something else if you catch my meaning, greg, because i don't. >> edwards associates are saying that he is considering declaring he is the father but

that elizabeth has resisted the idea. i feel like once you are considering claiming responsibility it is pretty much a done deal. >> trace, you said edwards hiding in the closet in the hotel and i believe it was the bathroom. >> it was the bathroom. and i was at the pool bar so i would know. >> do you think edwards will still one day marry hunter? >> no. >> no. >> thank you for answering in unison. i'm not so sure either, thank you. >> obama doesn't want paterson to run for election. it is getting crowded under the bus. grandma, reverend wright, eastern europe, governor patterson. >> you mentioned that a shows seven out of ten new yorkers don't want him to run. even worse, 65% of democrats don't want him to run. >> greg: though he is a funny guy. i think he has a good sense of humor but that is not enough. i don't like the mustache, though. >> you're the one to talk. you look like you are

constantly drinking oval tine. >> this is as much as i could grow so i'm trying. >> bill, you don't have a source in albany. >> that was a very accurate report that i gave so i'm not withdrawing that but i will withdraw on you, punch style. >> all right then. i enjoyed how monica steele pretended to play the race card. does any one know what he meant when said "you should not dislike the player, you should dislike the sport? ". insane guy escapes. bill, you said that he walked off during the mental institution field trip to the state fair. it was, of course, a county fair. >> greg: that changes everything. >> now, you understand how he was able to do it. >> and. >> greg: and he didn't walk, he skipped. >> greg, you said we here at "red eye" aren't even allowed

on trips to state fairs and we aren't allowed in the cafeteria or the gym or any bathroom that glenn beck plans to use within a two hour time frame. i just want viewers to know that is true. >> he is on a certain floor and i know when security starts eyeing me suspiciously. i actually work here. it doesn't matter. what are you doing here? >> the worst part is we only have 17 floors. ,. >> you couldn't understand how he escaped three times. it is called being crazy like a fox. >> yeah. >> having nuts at the county fair. a big booth that has nuts on it, now we know. >> cuckoo. >> i'm still done. >> greg: i know you are done. go away now, strange man. let me become back our guests. patti ann browne. she is so hot, firecrackers are now called patti ann browne crackers. i feel like i have used that

one before. trace gallagher, coanchor of the live desk. week days at 1:00 p.m. eastern on fox news channel. he reports and i dress up like a virgin bride. it is not the best of times but the worst of times for a lady at the times. yes, it is true. maureen dowd is downer than something down. in fact, in her saturday column, dowd writes that women are becoming more miserable and wonders if the feminist revolution ended up benefiting men more than women. duh, it's something that i might say. behind the obvious explanation any wise grandmother could have told you, modo talked to experts who said that the choices bring added stress and dowd says "women are hormonally more complicated and biologically more vulnerable and women are much harder on themselves. they tend to attach to others more strongly and take things more purposely at work and pop

more antidepressants. ". in short, women are sad because they are women. john, i got to ask you, let's say if you had written that column. how quickly would maureen dowd have written the column attacking you for writeing that column? >> oh, almost instantaneously. she has software that immediately pumps out contrarian social essays. i want to say one thing as a man more or less i'm great. i'm happy. you know, i'm doing good. one consequence of feminism is that i have become very sensitive. also i'm ovulating. >> me, too. i heard that happens! >> greg: p.a.b., do you think life is harder because feminism has made lives easier for guys in the sense that they don't have to be mini more. they don't even have to show up. they don't have to stick

around. >> she said that is the other half of the study. women are less happy and men are more happy. two reasons for that. internet porn and viagra. >> greg: don't combine the two. the hands. >> she also says that having kids almost across-the-board makes women less happy and i have to disagree with that. everything you heard about parenthood is true, the sleep deprive craig and all the things that go with it but there are these transsendent moments. >> yeah, whatever. trace, women live 10% longer than men. >> i should reduce myself, i have a wife, two daughters, a female dog and a male dog with no testicles. i is estrogen on steroids. is that redundant?

>> greg: men always held most of the power because we knew they had the burden. >> that is the truth in a lot of households that i know is that women still go out and they work and come home and they still have to do a lot more at home. >> while women are out working i'm out working it, you know what i'm saying, trace? >> greg: bill, you are never depressed. is that because you like to have fun in a girly flirty way? >> is that code for drugs, greg? >> greg: yes. >> the answer is, yes. >> greg: could this be the greatest political statement ever? or the greatest political statement ever? wait, that's the same thing. sorry about that. what's fresh from ziploc?

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>> greg: it is like the oscars if movies were actually shown on tv and starred people who are in movies. the emmies were on sunday night and, once again, 21 jump street went home empty handed. garnering awards instead were shows like 30 rock from the sun and the madmen. about some angry men, i believe, i haven't seen it. the big winner of the night was this woman who decided to show support for the most awesomest president ever by wearing a dress uglier than county fair vomit. she wasn't the only one bringing politics to the party. here is matthew weiner

accepting his award. >> i can't believe this. the election and then this. >> later after that party, bush say it has been a great year not just for the show but for the election. we finally don't have to be upset, we finally have someone who cares about children. bush doesn't even care about children. he then wheeled off on a tricycle. >> i was unaware that bush hated kids. i support you, bush. >> pab, what did you think of the dress? >> when they said obama was going to be everywhere this weekend obviously they meant everywhere. >> lee looks like a giant postage stamp. >> i don't really know who she is. john, i will admit, i have seen madmen a couple of times and it is well written. i would expect more from a writer than kind of a well

worn, i don't know, bush bashing comment. it has been nine months. give it up. >> i'm not entirely sure as to that woman's political affiliation. i want to explain that. secondly, if i had known bush was against children i also would have voted for him twice. i didn't. i was unaware of that political point. i hate children. >> greg: i didn't even know there is a secret party called i hate children. i guess bush has been running it underground. >> why are we talking politics at the emmies? can't dave matthews just sing. in can't bruce springsteen just sing. can't sting just sing? >> he can't sing. >> you will think people who love madmen are now like i don't like him any more. >> greg: it is an easy thing when you have nothing else to say. bill, was that dress trendy or

so opposite trendy that it actually was trendy? >> so bad it the new black is what you are saying. a couple of style points. the giant ears detracted from iraq. how did this girl get to go down the red carpet wearing something so political where i was wearing my papa smurf onesie and security wouldn't let me pass. i was not bringing politics to the table. just adorableness. >> greg: pinch, what did you make of the emmies? >> we had the style section and i want to compliment you on the wonderful blue blouse you are wearing today. really brings out your eyes.

this isn't working. >> you know what we need? >> a better arm? >> yeah.

>> i don't think any of these people know that you can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off. i -- okay, embare rasment, i'm 56 years old and i'm a virgin. >> greg: bill, that must make you feel good, she still has 20 years on you. >> that is inaccurate. >> i don't know. the purple shirt looked great on her. >> it sure did. [ laughter ] stupid, stupid phone. >> time for messages for greg.

sit back and relax and feast your eyes on babes in swim suits as we hear the warm soapy words. >> you said your favorite movies are juno and love happens. that makes you ill. >> start off with the greg-alogue. what is it going to be about now? blah, blah, blah. >> hey, gutfeld, blah, blah, blah. acorn, acorn, blah, blah, blah. acorn. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. >> greg, it's me. i'm at the apartment like you said. there is blood everywhere. i don't know what you want me to do about it. call me, thanks. >> you know, i used to watch tales from the crypt and i always wondered what happened to the crypt keeper and lately i have been watching nancy pelosi and i realized the crypt keeper had a sex change. >> just so you know, i am a huge fan of not just "red eye"

but yours. also, bill schulz sucks. >> when i first saw "red eye," i thought it was just ridiculously bad and perfect for a 3:00 a.m. time slot right there with the infomercials and other things. since the head injury i suffered last month, i found "red eye" to be extremely good and humorous and i think you should get an em. >> i greg, i was wondering why the table on the set is so high? i mean it looks like the set designer or whoever is in charge of these things jacked the table up to make you look smaller but it makes you look like some sort of man baby. >> greg, this is mike and bobby from toledo, ohio, which is probably the most god awful place in the world to live. but, we love you and bill and andy and his crazy blue eyes.

>> about the shirt that bill wore last week, man, i knew i had that picnic table cloth. i just knew it. please return it. thank you very much. >> greg: that was delightful. >> always. >> blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah. direct line. 212-462-5050. we will close things out with the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, from tv's andy levy. to see blah, blah, blah of recent shows go to blah, blah, blah, fox news.com/redeye.

>> greg: coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye," another awesome show. andrew wk. always a delight. jamie lissow, always a delight. and someone i don't know, steve zirnkilten. [ laughter ] >> when we tease people, we can say who they are. he might be an interesting person. >> i'm staying up 'til 3:00 a.m. to find out who he is. i get he can [ bleep ]. to say who they are. >> greg: go back to tv's andy levy for the post game report.

>> programming note. he has canceled. >> put it in who he is. >> he is from the beverly hills zir can kiltens. >> john, what body scent did you spray on today? >> it's called pegasus. can you smell it? >> i can't. how is it working for you? >> i'm made out of thunder. >> pegasus is a horse. >> a winged horse. have you ever notice how body sprays are named after myth though logical beasts? >> i have not. >> we'll go out late. to the bar called the mythological beast. >> trace, is it true you used to be a professional water skier performer. >> i used to work in places like, new jersey, and california. and you know the people on the pyramids with the black flips and all of that? >> i was -- and the more you

diagnose the more flips and stuff the more money you made so you are out there killing yourself trying to get better at these things. >> that is the most amazing background story any guest has ever had. >> are there pictures of this anywhere, trace? >> next time i come on i will bring you a picture of the show. >> excellent. >> i'm going to bring some videotape. >> absolutely. >> excellent. >> dress up as like a clown. >> did you get tons of groupies? >> tons of groupies. >> i picture the water skiing girls. i said girls, greg. >> did you wear a onesie when you did that? >> what is that. >> a one piece bathing suit. >> remember the op, shorts you used to wear, the thing on the hang ten on the side and stuff. >> the only way pab could beat this is if you confessed you were a hitman before you were a news defense caster.

>> i did used to water ski. >> i think you should still bring pictures. >> there are water skiing pictures of me. >> a water skiing theme show. >> greg, do you know who greg zirkilten is? he is the voice of law & order. >> greg: that would have been good to say later the voice of law & order, steve. the assumption is everybody across america goes. >> i disagree. i would not want to tune in because you spoiled the surprise. i will be turning my t.v. off. >> how did chicago go? >> a little quick story. i had drinks with the reverend jesse jackson last night. night. he asked me how i did at my first pitch. he didn't say bill, tell