bill: "the o'reilly factor" is on. tonight. >> you saw my talking points memo? >> um. >>um off the chart brilliant, right? >> yes. bill: don't you wish you could do something like that? >> don't i. >> the "the o'reilly factor" is on. you sawki my talking points mem. don't you wish you could do something likeo that? it's the best from the best. bill: somebody who is really out there. you know what a goth is? >> yes, i do. tonight glenn beck, megyn kelly, marina, the hot for words lady. an unreality check. >> time is going by really slow.

bill: caution were you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. i'm bill o'reilly. thank you for watching us. we have a special treat. the segment from the year wrapped into one program. healthcare, you haveel been talking about it on your program. >>an yes. bill: the key question is, do you believe that the constitution of the united stateson demands the government pay for poor people's healthcare? healthcare?

>>.bill: isn't it true that the united states of america is a compassionate nation which providesat safety nets for peop. i'm not opposed to poor people having access to healthcare if they can't afford it. what are you going to do, let them die in the street? >> of course, not. tell me all g the street corners in all the towns where people are dieing in the streets because they don't have healthcare. bill: theyte go to the emergency rooms. >> exactly. what obama is doing -- this is the first step getting rid of the private sector healthcare. thisca is going to cost us an extrnoa trillion dollars in debt an.we need to be in the system.

right now the doctor will stay i'm going to run all these tests. you don't care because you are not paying for it. >> name a couple republicans you backed. >> a couplego republicans? i can't off the top of my head. >>er i get nervous when you put the glasses on. when you put they on i get nervous. youal are reading a little thin. >> what are you insinuating here. bill: you beat that guy up. obviously acorn is a far left organization that wants to register as many democrats as they can and will use any technique they to be do that. >> it's all about the money. they are clearly pressuring people that need a job, are the lowest of the low, they pull them off the streets, they pressure them.

bill: it's private money going in there. >> there is some money from the federal government, state, lefty organizations. they are saying they are not going to take any of the stimulus money. they don't have to. they b have 16 different names. >> i don't want no more bush, i want no more whitef lies. my president is black. >> this might come as a surprise to our viewers. but i am -- i blend in the rap crowd. i don't want to drop names or anything like that. but actually, bill, he mentioned you -- >> in one of his songs. bill: i don't know what it means. >> a good friend of mine that works here in new york, four

book, could you show -- there is lisa, lisa went -- can you show him signing the book? bill:ve did he know it was me? >> oh, yeah. bill: you don't know what it means? what are we supposed to think of this guy who does this racial rap. then m holds a benefit. >> i have no idea who the hell this guy is. look, i'm tired of the race thing. every time you throw it out meanslessly -- bill: it den grates the real proper -- it denigrates the real

problem. >>er yes. you have got to watch this show or your children may be killed with clowns beating them with giant clown'm shoes. bill: when you do that you know "newsweek" magazine will say you want to murder clowns. >> america, go get the clown shoes and beat people to death. do it. bill: you are handing them fire. >> i know. bill: cap and trade. does it get more brilliant than that? >> there is the bible and then there is the talking points me memo. yeah, i mean, we have a situation here where i think the government has been -- we have an olagarchy going on in our country. we have a takeover by business and special interests and they are running the government.

bill: under a liberal cloak which is what global warming is, the corporations that ralph na nader disspice. they arere the one -- they des despise, they are making the money and we'll pay. >> all that bull crap from michael moore, they don't hate corporations. the progressive movement exposed themselves in the early part of the 20th century. they love corporations as long as they run them. bill: in brazil they have a president there. this guy is a pin head. this is what he said about the economy. >> it is p a crisis created and expanded by i are rational behavior by white people with blue eyes. >> we have blue eyes. we did it. >> oh, no.

bill: white people with blue e eyes. >> the whole world is stirring up hatred. bill: this is the president of brazil. >> like the l chancellor of germany. bill: white guys with blue eyes caused all the problems. have you been to brazil? >> blond hair, blue eyes -- bill: i have been there. beautiful country. i understand you are a regular mark twain out there, excellent, beck. >> i don't know if mark twain would sell a lot of tickets. >> you are not going to run down mark twain. he's s a legend. >> we are having a great time.

i'm sensing a real sense of responsibility in america. i am sensing real duty in america. i think people came out -- they are getting hard laughs. but in the second half i'm telling stories about the founding of america. bill: you saw my talking points memo. off the chartswh brilliant. don't you wish you could do something like that? >> don't i. you know what i like about you? humility. bill: i knew you would say that. obama. i think henk played it mostly smart. i think he helped the country of by going overtes there. >> barack obama is brilliant. he's a greato commune kayer to. bill: they love him over there. >> i don't like that. bill: but we need those people

to help us out. >> do we? bill: theyel said they ponied ua trillion dollars. but we need those people to help us out in intel and basically to be enabling iran. >> they are socialists. they believe in let everybody just live together and can't we all just get along. that's leading europe to the brink of disaster. bill: did you cover this limbaugh on your show? >> no, it's a distraction. bill: there is a legitimate point within the debate. the republican party is leader hes. >> yes. i don't care about the gop. i'm a libertarian. i'll vote for whoever has the

best idea. i thought somebody like you. bill: i'm not a republican. an independent. >> you always get hassled -- people, bill o'reilly is a hatchet man for the bush administration. i t watched your show to know yu hammered the bat snot out of both sides.do bill: in the media there are people pointing out this country is going in a direction you might want to think about. but in the political realm there is nobody there right now. nobody there. >> i talked to a senator a year ago, and i was on the air with him. i, said, senator, do you not understand here, look at what's happening with the economy. he said, well, glen, your research is probably better than mine. i said, you are a senator for the love of pete.

>> we have to get colin powell back on. i did the children's miracle network in orlando, florida. and i got this for you. billy. bill: right. >> you can wear it now if you want it. bill: some people say i wear it every night. when we come back. megyn kelly and lis weihl.

bill: continuing with the most powerful moments in 2009. megyn and lis in the "is it legal?" segment. let's go down to tennessee where the aclu wants children to have access to gay web sites. is this correct, kelly? >> that's their point. bill: how old.

>> teenagers. why are they being blocked to going on to gay information web sites? they don't want porn. they want information to be disseminate to the kids. bill: the kids are gay and they want gay information in the school? >> and they can't get it it's being blocked. bill: what if a kid is a got. do you know what a got is? >> yeah. i think so, yes, i do. >> is it appropriate for the kid let the school go to the goth web site on schooltime? is that appropriate? >> it depends on what the bans in place are. i don't see any problem with the aclu's request. bill: you don't see that? >> no, i don't. listen, it would be the same thing as if they said no access to any sites about black people and no access to sites about jews. >> we can't have fifth graders have access to porn and other sexually provocative material and can't say on the other hand have access to gay material. >> gay material is way too broad. >> i don't want it in the school room at all. >> sex is one thing, gay and lesbian material is another.

>> not appropriate for the school. bill: if the kid in my class, i want to go to the playboy mansion site because i'm a heterosexual. no topless photos he just wanted to seat mansion where hef live, no. another assault case this man chris brown, wiehl, gets no jail. beating up 19-year-old singer rihanna. >> the scene is they are in a car on the way to an event. she is trapped in the car with him. he starts punching her and punching her and punching her again. you have seen the pictures of her. her face is completely beaten up. i looked at other cases in california for first-time offenders in assault cases which is exactly what they pled to. they got as little as three months and as much as two years in the cases i found. he should have gotten at least that. bill: he got favorable treatment. >> no. he is not.

i looked at the exact same cases. they were not all first-time offenders. in all of those cases there were multiple victims and the injuries were lasting. yes, they were, lis. much more serious than they were here. >> on multiple victims. bill: kelly, hold it ladies, ladies, ladies. so, kelly, you are telling me he should have gone to janchts i think he should have gone to jail for 3 to 6 months but that's me. bill: kalamazoo, michigan, this is a 16-year-old boy attacking the bus driver. we have new video of this horrendous thing. this boy had five or six other incidents of him beating up women. this is a woman bus driver. you see one of the kids on the bus trying to drag the kid away and there he goes. is he wailing on the woman bus driver. he was arrested and charged, kelly, a as juvenile. that is insane to me. >> i have spoken with the prosecutor's office. i have looked at the case law and the statute myself and i do believe and i have confirmed actually that there -- that he they had the option to pursue

this. bill: they could have charged him as an adult. >> on an adult level but they didn't think they could persuade the judge that was appropriate here. hence, they didn't try. my view is you try. another option by pass the judge and go right into the adult court in the beginning which they didn't pursue. bill: they didn't want to try him as an adult. say, you are the judge, wiehl, oh, god, help us. say you are there, ok? and the guy and the kid comes, in and he is 16,. >> 16. bill: got five priors. >> he has a prior on this one woman. this one bus driver not hitting her but shouting obscenities. bill: brittany spears, how stupid is this woman with all due respect, of course. we really love her. makes a video that mocks you. >> if you seek amy. bill: this is supposed to be miss megan right there. >> that looked just like me. that second thing. bill: got 20 seconds, go.

>> she is upset because i took her to task on your show and my show for this song if you seek amy which is just basicallies f word spelled out repeatedly. because i don't like this on the airwaves played repeated lid. bill: can you get you and britney in here. >> we have extended an invitation to britney on the show. bill: would you pay to see that? oh, baby. when we come right back, bernie goldberg at his most perspicacious the most$$$$$

bill: continuing now with the special best of the best edition of the factor. bernie goldberg is the master of

media criticism as you know. he has had some terrific appearances on the factor this year. here are some of the highlights. >> first of all, i have got one television station,. [ laughter ] , entirely devoted to attacking my administration. you know, that's a pretty. >> i assume you are talking about fox. >> that's a pretty big mega phone. and you would be hard-pressed if you watched the entire day to find a positive story about me on that front. bill: how there had to be a reason. is he just too smart to throw that out off the cuff. what do you think it is? >> i don't think it's very complicated, frankly. i think what he said about fox is a typical, typical, liberal reaction to fox news. fox news is the boogie man that haunts liberals. and i think part of it was just that. there are two points i would like to make, bill. one is that he is wrong. there are liberals and

democratic strategists on this network all day long. he is right to the extent that there are a couple of people, very few, but a couple of people on this they work who suffer from obama derangement syndrome. they won't give obama a break under any circumstances. there are very, very few. what i find most interesting about this, besides the fact that he is factually wrong when he says you could tune in day or night and there won't be anything good said about him, what i find interesting is that he has 90 some odd percent of the mainstream media, to use the title of my book, who have a slobbering love affair with him. the editor of the san francisco chronicle, phil bronzen. somebody who i have interviewed, a straight shooter for the most part, who said the love affair is so obvious that these two ought to get a room the mainstream media and obama. bill: used to be a monster in the ratings when the late tim russert hosted it they replaced tim russert with david gregory

and the show is now declining in the ratings fairly quickly because mr. gregory is a left-wing guy and says stuff like this. roll the tape. >> and then there was this image this week outside of portsmouth, new hampshire, a town hall event that the president had. this man with a gun strapped to his leg, held that sign it is time to water the tree of liberty. it was a reference to that famous thomas jefferson quote the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. that has become a motto for violence against the government. timothy mcvey the oklahoma city bomber had that very quote on his shirt the day of the bombing of the building when 168 people were killed. bill: all right. so he is tying in a common straighter at the obama descrart with common straighter with timothy mcveigh, is that valid? >> no. i understand shout down jerks. i am against people who bring guns to town hall meetings.

i'm against comparing barack obama to adolf hitler or his health care policies to fascism as several people on this network routinely do. and i am against a general philosophy which made sense when thomas jefferson said it that says that we have to have blood in the streets, basically, you know, and kill off the tyrants. having said that, the man at the town hall meeting or outside the town hall meeting in new hampshire, he is not in the same moral universe as timothy mcveigh. there is not an ounce of moral equivalence between an angry, but peaceful protester, even one with a gun on his leg, and a psychopathic killer. bill: now, william f. buckley is gone and most prominent spokesman the limbaughs, o'reillies, and becks can be heard mouthing attitudes once confined to the violent fringe. fox heavily promoted anti-administration tea party events this past fourth of july,

rallies in praise of succession. quote. i think "newsweek" has jumped the shark with this one. the vicious piece was offered by far left zealot rick perlstein. they didn't tell the readers about his ideology. >> i'm surprised you wouldn't understand what "newsweek" is. you any it's a news magazine. "newsweek" is no longer a news magazine near is "time" magazine a news magazine. they are journals of opinion. and they are liberal journals of opinion at that. so, why would they identify this person as a left off wing activist? because their audience, their readers don't care that this person is a left wing activist. i mean, they are in a fight literally for survival. and in that fight, they are aiming at a niche audience of liberals with money, enough money to buy the magazine. bill: urban affluent people. that's what john meacham, the

editor of "newsweek" puts the journal up to be. he says that it is a fair, arbitrator of the week's events. this guy doesn't work for "newsweek." this pearl stein. ok? he is about as far left -- >> >> he hates fox. he joined a movement i forget the name of it but it's a hate fox news channel movement. bill: now "newsweek" has been exposed as a fraud. >> there has got to be a price for carbon. i have come to the conclusion that cap and trade is the most effective way to create a matter of fact. there is going to be people who argue for taxes but i just think cap and trade is the more practical approach. bill: and if cap and trade is passed general electric stands to make billions. i mean, i'm saying to myself, they don't even care, bernie.

they are not even trying to hide it we want this guy to be president so we can make billions of dollars. >> right. listen, it's no secret that guys who run big conglomerates to makes a much money as they can. we are capitalists, we can accept that these guys don't have journalism in their d.n.a. the problem is, a lot of journalists don't have journalism in their d.n.a. jeff immelt has decreed that nbc news is going to run literally thousands of stories on health care. but not critical stories. bill: no, promoting it. >> not saying obama care may be a bad thing. he wants stories that will generate billions of dollars to g.e.'s bottom line. so the question now is -- we know what msnbc is going to do. they are a wholly owned subsidiary of g.e. and the obama administration. what's brian williams going to do? you ought to invite him on the show and ask him that.

bill: he will come on the show. bernie, he is going to do exactly what he is told to do. that's going to be be supportive of barack obama because we can make a lot of money. and it's. >> g.e.'s bottom line. bill: thanks very much we come right back. our word smith morina gives us unforgettable moments in the heart for words realm. later, the best movies ever. i have my ÷ ÷ ÷ ÷ ÷ ÷ ÷

bill: our hot for words maffen more reason that has and on the factor several times this year. check out some of her more enlightening exchanges. bill: are you ready for this? loon. >> like stupid, foolish person. bill: correct. some people think it's a bird. >> many people believe it came from the bird the loon. but it actually came from the dutch word lon which means homeless -- homo stupidss it is spelled loon it means homo stupid e is s. bill: it is not a smart person. >> came from the word lunatic. and it came from latin word luna

which means the moon. bill: somebody who is really out there? >> they saw crazy people came out with a full moon. bill: that's where loon came from. i love that marina scores. passionate? >> passionately comes from the word patty which means to suffer. where the word patient comes from, also. it's latin. pati. and the passion of the christ? it's actually an example of its original meaning. bill: so, in the beginning, the word was suffering. >> suffering. bill: the passion of the christ. how did it come into romantic word? >> somehow it developed into romantic word. i guess love hurts. >> love hurts. bill: do you think that's how it happened? >> i think so, yeah. bill: liberal. when where does that come from? >> the word liberal comes from

lieber liber which means freedom. free man instead of slave. used to describe a college degree liberal arts which is basically what you start when you don't know what to do. bill: some liberals on college campuses that just came. >> exactly. then in the 17th century it was -- it used to describe a lawless foreigners. then it changed its meaning in 1800s, it's used to describe basically one change laws of the government. bill: a new approach. >> which is what it is now. >> exactly which is now. bill: next one is libertarian. the people who want to do whatever they want to do. >> exactly. libertarian is the on sit of necessatarian leaving free will

by necessity. it also comes from latin word liber but libertarian is one who believes in no government at all. bill: right. in 1920 in america it was the roaring 20's. where people wanted to do whatever they wanted to do. they want to get drunk, they wanted to fool around. that was very permissive. so that's why i think the word libertarian rose up with that connotation. >> i think so. you are right. bill: here is a word they use in the hanukkah celebration. ♪ i made it out of clay. driddle is a game played with spinning top during hanukkah it?

>> means to spin. the reason why the game has german origin is because the game actually came from germany. bill: that would make sense. >> then it's spread out through europe. bill: like the game came from germany it would have a german name. >> yeah. bill: see how quickly i catch on. >> yes. bill: yes, always have been. crocodile tears? >> crocodile tears. fake, you know, emotion. romans and greeks were crocodiles that would be crying and dropping tears to attract more animals so they would eat them. bill: why would animals go to a crocodile? >> because they would feel sorry. bill: animals would feel sorry. what's the wrong with you and -- now, come on, the romans and the greeks were making this up. >> need to come up with something interesting. bill: i got it. >> faked. bill: like a fairy tale. >> it's a fairy tale.

crocodile tears. where does beef come from? >> to beef used to mean to slaughter. then it meant to slice. >> i double dare you. and then since all the fights start out with some kind of a complaint. bill: now it means complaint. >> yes, exactly. bill: thanks for coming in as always. >> thanks for having me here. bill: what do jane arnaz, alf all have in common? they're best of

bill: it's a fun program so far, right? now, we have had some terrific tv icons on the factor over the past few years. and here are some of our favorites. >> a horse is a horse of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course. bill: there you are in a cbs program with a horse talking to

you. >> i tell them i have got a horse that talks and they don't believe me. >> why should they? it's ridiculous. [ laughter ] bill: how do you process that? >> gratitude for work cures an awful lot of bad feelings. i was very grateful for that, that the horse talked to me. i was just afraid he might not talk to me one day and i would be out of work. bill: i love sanford and son. the rapport between you and fred fox was top notch. >> big ordinary plain dumby, dummy. bill: how did you forge your relationship with a guy like red fox. >> i had to. >> i never heard you say thank you. >> thank you. >> ok. >> difficult at worse because redd's whole outlook on life was totally alien to me. we found a common ground and after a while we fell in love with each other. bill: you came across as a tv john wayne and you knew john wayne, you guys were buds,

right. >> well, yes. i was under contract with his company for three years. bill: did you model your character matt dillon after the john wayne characters he played in the movies. >> not consciously. i played what was written on the page there. >> you don't run the united states government, jake, and you don't run me. bill: people remember you. >> that's right. bill: they come up to you on the street and say things about the laugh-in all the time. >> what i have been hearing recently is saying thank you for doing that show because the entire family would watch it together. >> my boss really keeps late hours. last night he didn't get me home until 3:00 in the morning. bill: we haven't seen you for 17 years. >> right. bill: what have you been doing? >> none of your business. i want to be president. what do you think of this look for my fire side chats? [ laughter ] well, i finished my first book catcher in the rye. i liked it. bill: 17 years it took you? >> got to go a little slower here.

bill: did nbc actually tell the producers of i dream of jeanne we don't want barbara's naval to be seen? did they order that. >> they final will did, yes. no navel in play. >> no navel. bill: you also were an unmarried woman in the home of an unmarried man larry hagman who played an astronaut. >> hold it, hold it she is not a woman. she is an entity. bill: when you were doing it with conway and the other guys, did you know you had something special or was it just another acting job for you? >> we felt it was good, you know. of course it was just another little show. if you can enjoy your work and look forward to coming to work in the morning, that's what it is all about, partner. bill: you get the show happy days and you are in your early 20's.

>> your skin is so smooth. >> hands off, that's me. bill: did the show change as it got bigger and bigger? >> it's interesting. the first two and a half years of the show were shot one camera like a movie. >> i couldn't help but notice you were staring. >> it was at that time gary marshal convinced abc to turn it into a live audience show and put henry winkler up front. bill: you are big in the movies and this, that, and the other thing but then tv hits. this columbo and you are an international star. >> we and that coat were undefeated. >> i'm asking but a murder. >> i had a character that i loved. i loved playing him. he was delicious. ♪ welcome back. >> i went to the audition and i read the character's name. they were looking for four tough guys from new york. i said i don't know why i'm even going to this. when i saw the character's name was arnold horsechak the head bob started to happen. that was impressive mr. cotter.

>> this laugh came out of nowhere. [ laughter ] ♪ batman. bill: i remember watching that show and it just exploded. all over america. >> turbine speed. >> roger, ready ready to move out. bill: what was it about the program that captured everybody's attention? >> i think, bill, it was a time when the country was in a bit of stress. and along came our show, which was its own little world, gotham city. >> if i can just tie loose my utility belt. ♪ bill: you don't look like a pinhead hollywood guy to me. [ laughter ] bill: and i believe that's how you connected. >> that's really nice. mission impossible is was a con game. >> we have to make it difficult for him. his ego demand that he use his own brilliance to assemble the pieces of the puzzle.

bill: you had the best rapport with all the actors. >> just being a child and so honest and innocent. i think that naturally happened. >> he tried to open the door for me. [ laughter ] >> ok. >> i'm supposed to. i'm a man. bill: when people see you on the street, i'm sure they are yelling, hey, that napoleon, how are you doing? >> in england. five pound note and now they hold it up and look at it to see if it is any good. >> actually, i won't be able to say anything after i'm dead, will i. bill: coming up next, a list of the five greatest films of all time compliments of me. and later the very special edition of reality check starring miley cyrus, bill clinton, and

bill: welcome back to the best of the best edition of the o'reilly factor. you wanted it, you got it here are are my favorite movies of all time. check out this list. >> you are under arrest on the charge of accessory to the murder of the courier from home these letters were stolen. you are surprised about my friend ricky. the explanation is quite simple. love seems to triumph over virtue. >> not so fast, louie. nobody is going to be arrested. not for a while yet. >> you have taken leave of your senses. >> i have. >> put that gun down. >> louie, i don't want to shoot you but i will if you take one more step. >> in 1943 casablanca was the best picture. my fifth. low budget. you would swear the actors were in morocco. >> i am no good at being noble, it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. some day you will understand that. ♪ >> now, now, here is looking at

you kid. bill: great acting, terrific world war ii story and atmosphere all over the place. now, for the fourth best. >> [bleep] we got one. get the [bleep] out of the hole. move. come on mother [bleep] >> be cool. they are scared. >> they are scared, huh? what about me? i'm sick of this [bleep]. come on mother [bleep] move. bill: in 198' oliver stone made a tremendous film about the vietnam war. a stone experience firsthand as a soldier. for americans still conflicted about the war. platoon was illuminating. ♪ get young cast.

break searing look at signature event in american history. best film number three. >> gallons want to buy most of them are old and dignified. social register types. you know what i mean. they can't be "times" -- times square. they have got to have some kind of middle man. that's where daniel comes in, do you know what i mean? >> hey. i'm walking here. i'm walking here. bill: midnight cowboy in 1969 featured amazing performances by dustin hoffman and jon voight and a difficult look at the underbelly of american society. >> come on, now don't hit me. come on. i'm a cripple. >> i will hit you. >> come on now. >> i'm going to strangle to you death. where is my money? >> here. >> put it right there, boy. >> all right. all right. here. here. that's all i got. bill: i admire this movie because it presented a lost

world that is still on display here in new york city. no cliches in this one. on to the second best of the best. >> my apology. >> stop the train. >> i apologize. >> stop the train. >> stop the train. bill: the holocaust still defines the lives of many people around the world and the most vivid picture we have of it is contained in schindler's list. >> 1100 people are alive because of you. >> if i made more money, if i just -- >> there will be generations because of what you did. >> i didn't do enough. >> you did so much.

bill: steven spillberg's best money and a person who wants to understand evil in this world. finally, the no spin best picture ever. ♪ >> there is a train waiting to take to us miami in an hour. don't make a big thing about it. i know it was you. you broke my heart. you broke my heart. bill: hands down. flat out genius. frances ford's trilogy of immigration, crime, and punishment. >> why are the drapes open? [gunfire]

bill: you can see the godfather 1 and 2 over and over and over and still learn new things each time. the best film achievement ever. ♪ bill: coming up. an unforgettable reality check starring helen thomas. she loves me, doesn't she? right back with it. . .

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>> marijuana. >> do you have fever or anything? >> no, i think we are dying. >> how much did you guys have? >> i don't know, we made brownies. >>e instead of being charged, te police department let the police officer resign. so far police officials have not commented on the case. >> giggling anchors employ nothing. as we stated somebody is going to get hurt physically by the vicious paparazzi unless new laws are put into place to protect the privacy of americans. listen to what 16-year-old miley cyrus has to put up with. >> are you going to accept the million dollar offer to be their spokesman? >> no, thank you.

>> what do your parents think but and justin having sleepovers. do you playhouse when you have sleepovers? miley, you should start wearing your helmet when yo riding your bike. >> that girl is 16. it should not be happening in america. an internet poll says. % of people believe bill clinton should be a house husband. >> would you be comfortable being a house husband? >> i have to go to work. i'm too much of a calvinist. bill: helen thomas seems to be everywhere these days you said you took the sun stance for three years. what was the benefit of taking

it. did you notice any difference when you did stop? >> you know i'm not sure what the benefit was. >> in the front. >> do you think pakistan are maintaining the safe haven in afghanistan for these so-called terrorists? >> yes, allam of the above. bill: that's a bit of sleight of hand. you can blame factor producer rob monaco for being a mean guy. our pal gene simmons of kissk said this. >> bill o'reilly should be the next judge on "american idol." cand you imagine, you are a opinionhead, that's good stuff. bill: should i wear that makeup? that's it for the factor's finest moments of 2009.