that is a wrap. thanks to judy miller, jim pinkerton. i'm jon scott. watch us for the next decade right here on fox >> greg: welcome to "red eye." it's like men without hats if by hats you mean pants. let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on the big show, rock the vote is out with the new healthcare video and you won't believe what your eyes are hearing. plus, we look into reports that some muslims say fbi tactics are seoing anger and fear and others worryd that fbi tactics will lead them to angrily se. >> for words that sen it tense it there is no resemblance. i never die to fine results, i wake you to thousands of volts. >> governors corrected and

mugsters thoroughly respected. the money divided and women get excited, it is hard to fell the fight, don't buy it. >> freeze, greg go let's welcome our bests. i'm here tonight with actress and comedian baron swatek. so hot, she doesn't wear pants she wares solar flares. >> a tender lover who lakes you breakfast after he unties you. its f. hilarity were a cross word puzzle old men would do him on sunday mornings. the vana white to my pat sajak. the woodstock to my snoopy. my repulsive sidekick bill schulz. he voted for dukakis twice -- last year. he snows shares like i know snares. i got 15 paperboys this week. and you would slice him to

peterhansels and feed him to a manatee if you happen to be near a manatee, our "new york times" correspondent. >> according to michael feinstein, most of your favorite xmas songs were written by jews. hope that doesn't offend your race of the sensibilities, greg. >> greg: i'm not a racist. >> sure you are. >> greg: go to hell. i refer to the political group rock the vote in their new spot which is so awkwardly awful it can make you cringe. the ad features zach gilford and eva amara yan encouraging you not to bang any one who doesn't support healthcare. to say is blows does a disservice to wind. have a look, have a lookers. >> get your friends interested. touch their arms a little. unbutton. you know, two thirds of young americans without health insurance don't get treatment

because of cost. >> rock the vote by flirting. think bigger. maybe that creep is hitting on you, he is lying to you. you can rock the vote by lying right back. i'm on my period. and i don't have a vagina. >> we pledge ourselves to the health and liberty of young americans and to government for the people. we pledge to educate ourselves to stand against those who fight us with mind, body and in spirit and to never [ bleep ] you if you are against us. go i hope that is a promise. "red eye" would like to offer an apology in the form of a shirtless guy popping balloons. amazing. >> i'm sorry but ten seconds of that was far more entertaining

than the two minutes of dribble i just saw. barrett, you know -- this is a fox news alert. man suspected of killing four family members on thanksgiving day has been arrested in the florida keys. jupiter police say paul marriage was arrested by u.s. marshalls at a motel in long key. he had been the subject of a massive manhunt that included a $100,000 reward for information that would lead to his capture. he is accused of killing his twin sisters, his aunt and six-year-old cousin on thanksgiving day at a gathering in jupiter. investigators said he planned carefully, taking clothing, cash and a computer hard drive before the killings. again, a man suspected of killing four family members in thanksgiving arrested in the florida keys. he was arrested by u.s. marshalls late saturday at a motel in long key. now, back to "red eye," already in progress.

>> i don't think the saddest part of the thing is that he was using women as objects and i think ten seconds with the balloon would convince more people that we need healthcare reform than that. i will rock the vote in the mid term elections with millions of pumas out there and millions of bobcats. mountain lions. cougars for sure, though. >> greg: i didn't know there were so many different types. you are an actor. what is your take on the ad and political ads in general that try to be funny? >> well, first off, if you are going to try to be funny maybe get people on shows that are funny. i'm glad to know that for the last three months my wife has been fighting for healthcare apparently. >> greg: yes. let's hope she is not up watching this right now. bill, you suck but you don't suck as bad as they do. >> i would just like to add to something that you said. i'm a panther which is a sexual predator of indetermineate

gender. >> just write all that down. >> this isn't news. rock the vote has always been dumb. its' not dumb now with more no names a basically the only difference. the interesting part, amari. >> the unfamous eva. >> exactly. aren't you supposed to when your parents are that little aren't you supposed to rebell by being conservative. i don't get why she is going hook and ladder with her folks on this one. >> greg: that is an interesting turn of phrase. >> thank you very much. >> greg: what is interesting is that artists through history have been seen as on the edge. doing, taking risks but this is propaganda. they are following in line with an administration. about as edgy as a tennis ball. >> not even propaganda because they are not saying anything. abstain from sex until we get some kind of healthcare. we have healthcare. >> when you get the healthcare then you can go have three somes? >> yes.

>> if you are abstaining from sex you don't need healthcare. i don't ever have to go to a clinic if i'm abstaining, greg. >> very good point. let's move on in interest silly business. from sad ads to sadder muslims. they say they are persecuted for their love of a prophet. relations are icier than something more icy perhaps ice. quote anxiety and anger have been building all year. perhaps when a major muslim group said they will stop cooperating with the fed. says one "there is a sense that law enforcement is viewing our communities not as partners but as objects are suspicion. a lot of people are really alarmed about this. why the suspicion? probably cases like the recent alleged bomb plot by a former manhattan coffee vendor. the killing of a recruiter in arkansas or the fort hood massacre. then again, i'm high on

robitussin. muslims in europe believe they are being shut out of society. thankfully some are trying to thaw the ice, or at least push it around. >> allen, should we be more accommodating? >> accommodating? look, i kind of see where they are coming from. i mean we all know where the real terrorists. they are in the u.s. senate holding healthcare hostage, greg. why are these guys in mosques? there is tea parties. these people are angry and scary. >> somebody's rocking the talking points. >> greg: he is. chris, should the muslim community shop whining and just get it together and help our country more? >> that is exactly what i'm saying. i have yet to see rick

levinthal put a barbecuing a n somebody's face and say thank you so much for turning in this terrorist. i have got to see one of these, some of these muslims come out and say i turned in this terrorist. >> greg: i would like to see rick levinthal out there in shorts down at the beach. >> that is bill keating's job. he wears the sandals in this country. >> to make the approach a little better and nicer they should make the burkas red, white and blue. >> you would welcome fbi scrutiny because that would mean people would actually care about you for once? >> you are saying i need to threaten you for the fbi to start sur veiling me? get it on video and make it happen. i'm in dire need of attention, greg. >> i care about you. >> you are a friend. >> greg: here is one thing that gets me mad.

every time a marriage incident happens in the -- a major incident happens in the united states we are told that we have to be more mindful of the backlash than anything. as far as i know, i have never seen a back also dash towards the muslim community. we say we suffer badly and try to find the criminals. there is no backlash? >> i'm more worried about the front lash. >> greg: i want to know what that is. >> i mean what is so bad about a good backlashing. i was flogged last night, greg. and it cost me a pretty penny. >> greg: i charged you $20. >> this week joe leiberman got snubbed by a senator who was clearly not his bud. was it petunence. >> for perhapses if everybody

in our country. >> spoken for -- the senator has spoken for ten minutes. >> could i ask unanimous consent for an additional moment. >> in my capacity as senator from minnesota, i object. >> really? i don't take it personally. >> greg: john mccain the next day stood up for his colleague. >> i have been around here twenty some years and first time i have seen a member denied an extra minute or two to finish his remarks and i must say that i don't know what is happening here in this body but i think it's wrong. >> greg: anyway, the story ends happily. all three later made up at friendly's and shared a forbidden fudge brownie. bill, she shared one once. i go to you. was franken drunk with power the way you are often drunk with [ bleep ] drunkenness?

>> powerful maddog? >> yes. >> this was awesome. this needs to happen a lot more than it does. there is so many long winded bozos that fill the halls. frankie did something that more people should be doing. i have always want during the halftime to use any capacity as the fox news contribute fresh, illinois to shut him down, greg. >> do you agree with him or disagree? >> i agree with him because it is in the rules. there are too many damn rules on capitol hill, just like in the nfl with the helmets. >> if they all wore helmets, i would watch c-span. >> i know a bar like that. >> was franken being a rude jerkface or doing what he should be doing? >> he was doing what he should be doing but doing it in a jerkface kind of way. like the boyfriend that is like belittling his girlfriend and

the girlfriend is like sub missive and okay, well, i guess it is all right. >> greg: you are saying leiberman is al franken's girl friend? >> that is that i'm saying. you heard it here first. >> greg: we break some major stories on "red eye." >> forget about what leiberman was saying. even his delivery. he sounded like kermit it. >> greg: i like leiberman, i thought he handled it with a plum. as an actor and a director and writer and all around great guy i'm sure you have run into al franken in your many travels. would this typify you his norml behavior. >> i would go visit saturday night live and i have hung out with al franken and all i can say is he is as nice and pleasant as he is funny. >> greg: that is nicely diplomatic. >> think about it. he was on that show for about

what, 57 years and i don't think a single person from there showed up to campaign for him. >> greg: that is true, including chevy chase who is a big-time liberal. >> if it apieces the panel of "red eye" i would like to discuss this for ten more minutes. >> greg: from love me tender to return to sender. >> you may not. >> greg: a way of dealing with all the excess mail during the holiday season. they hide it. the president of the waterbury's local union learned that managers have been stuffing packages into closet and unused area of the local post office rather than delivering them. as said president tells the local paper "they are just pushing it aside for the next day." we had issues with them hiding the mail. the employees who see it and are aware of it are fearful to speak about it for fear of repercussions. we asked one of the delivery dudes involved for a comment.

who wants him to do anything. that is horrible. >> is that another leimer? >> we are having too many all of a sudden? >> you showed one one time when i was on. the one that was getting tickled. >> maybe that is a hint. >> barrett, since you are talking i will go to you. this is a government run program. is this what we can expect from healthcare? they will hide patients in closets. some official will open up a door and there will be 30 patients sitting there like starving to death. >> the waterbury post office seems like a first-class operation, just won't deliver your first-class mail. >> greg: the phrase there. are you surprised aboutthy. i think being a postal worker is hell because it never stops? >> it has been done before. newman on seinfeld. going postal means hiding your mail now instead of shooting u the place. i'm in favor of it.

if i have to wait an extra day for my 79% apr credit card offer to come in the mail, i'm all for it. >> greg: remember when being a mailman you were like a local hero. you got to wear shorts all the time and everybody said hello. then it changed. why did it change? >> because they do things like this. look, i read the article. the supervisor said it was a one-time incident and administrative action was taken and as everyone who works in the government knows, that means the guy who thought this up was promoted. >> and they are too high to know. i used to work for the department and i am high. >> greg: you are. coming up, me -- is the cast of jersey shore getting a bum rap? and what about rap bums? a lovely christmas gift, don't you think, barrett? o

greg-alogue. >> kimberly: so reese. >> greg: recently jay leno has the jersey shorecast on a quiz chortledthe audience child at their various mistakes. >> who is this? >> that is the vice president. >> and what is his name? >> krone. >> vice president krone? i think from the planet zemtar. is his name? >> i don't know his name. >> come on, paul lee. >> i'm bad with history. >> who is this? >> dick cheney. >> what was his job? >> i thought he almost shot bush. >> he almost shot bush where? >> trying to catch a turkey. >> trying catch a turkey he almost shot president bush.

who is this? >> lionel richie. >> i thought it was lionel richie. you can laugh at them but who is dumber. the jersey shore cast or those who call the jersey shore cast dumb? they never said they were members of mensa. the only pompous jerks who ever tell you they are from mensa are from mensa. they are only proud of their abs. the fact they are honest about their shallowness puts them on an intellectual plain higher than gwyneth paltrow and another gwyneth paltrow combined. it is disgusting but we know it is disgusting. what is more dangerous is the crap that is disgusting but

passes itself off as enlightening. i'm not just referring to "the view" but also the climate conference and any cnn special on race. why obsess over punks slaughtered in hair gel when you have nancy pelosi and harry reid with their hands on the wheel. in sum, lay off the dumb. there is more idiotcy in the situation room than in the situations abs. they looked silly on a show but did you see wolf blitzer tank on jeopardy? he did that all by himself. and if you disagree with meow are probably a racist homophobe. >> do you watch the show? >> i do watch the show and i have been to jersey before and i like it. i love the fact that people from new jersey swear up and down to make sure to tell you that these people are not from new jersey. they are from poughkeepsie or

staten island. >> it is true. they drive all the way down there. >> greg: are they silly kids? >> they are killly but it is so much fun to watch. i love that they give themselves nicknames. like jay woww. why is t two w's at the end? >> greg: it is a sign of significance if you -- >> that is in fact her birth name. >> woww? >> yes. aren't people who pretend to be smart far more dangerous than people who are actually dumb? >> there is dumb and there is dumb. it is not like any of these people flew in a private yet to a conference on global warming and then got snowed in by the biggest blizzard in decades go >> greg: that is my point. i look at these guys and they are consumed by working out and tans and square hair cuts. do you have a picture of me when i was 30?

[ laughter ] >> kimberly: all right. then for the grace of god go i. >> i could rest a cocktail right on that head. amazing. >> greg: show it one more time, please. look at that. that is jersey shore in allentown pennsylvania. >> that is more of a perfect triangle. >> i'm loving the tank. >> greg: that was on tv. i wore that on tv. >> that is -- >> i would respect harry reid a lot more if he had abs like the situation guys. >> i would. >> greg: have a comment on the show. e-mail us at redeye@foxnews.com. and leave a voice mail on my direct line. is the greatest picture ever. 212-462-5050. and still to come, the halftime report from tv's andy levy. jerk. >> tonight's halftime report is sponsored by my cat, sir, jonathan tee ki kensington

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♪ you make me feel so young. >> greg: welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. for that we to to tv's andy levy. do your cats watch jersey shore? >> my cats watch nothing but fox business network. huge cavuto fans. >> can't spell cavuto without

cat. >> that's true and ovu. >> do you know why his cats have fox business? >> they demanded it. way to go, cats. >> way to go, bill. rock the vote video. i figured out what the video is, greg. >> greg: what? >> it's edgy. >> greg: yes, it is. >> that is why none of you like it and that is why none of you get it. >> greg: yes. >> that is why none of you get me. >> greg: maybe you should go work for a funnier guy. >> i hate you. >> greg: i hate you, too. >> can i have some money? >> greg: sure. >> they are using women as sexual props you said. understand that while you are sitting as what has become known as the leg chair. >> continuing to pull up my dress. >> become known. unbesconest to us. >> always the moment amgying to be in the leg chair and or the

other one and what does that mean? >> greg: it was a tough one between you and chris. >> bill thought he gusting to get it tonight. >> and he just got his legs waxed. >> kudos to you, chrision for saying you will change your political beliefs for sex. >> bill has changed his sex for political beliefs. >> it was a brave move, though. >> allen, you said you are happy to find out that your wife has been fighting for healthcare. >> i'm happy to find out that all women have been fighting for healthcare my whole life. bill, you mentiond that eva marie and susan sarandon and tim robbins daughter. she is susan sarandon's daughter but actually tim robbins step sister. >> greg: that is a lie! that is a lie! >> it is not a lie as much as it is a joke. >> greg: i get confused with lies and jokes. gets me into trouble a lot.

>> you know who doesn't get confused between those two things? >> greg: who? >> lawyers. >> greg: that's true. >> european muslims not happy with europe. you mentioned the report showing muslims in europe believe they are being shut out of society. it is my understanding america is the most racist nation on earth and countries like france and switzerland are all the sophisticated people and they are above such things. is that not right? >> greg: it is not right. ail. >> allen, when did you short schilling for moveon.org. >> since the check cleared last week. i don't need sec, man, just cash. -- i don't need sex man, just cash. >> you mentiond that after franken denied leiberman's request for an additional moment to finish his remarks, senator john mccain stood up for his his colleague but you

said it was the next day. it was right then. >> greg: i was reading the prompter. so whoever three-point put next day, pack up your things in a box and leave. >> it wasn't me. >> bill, you're outta here! >> all i did was get the cat birthday photo today. that is really it. came there about an hour ago. >> and you showed that clip of mccain saying this is the first time he had seen a member a minute -- denied a minute or two to finish their remarks. >> minnesota mark gaiten asked for unanimous consent to grant him 30 seconds or more to finish his remarks and senator john mccain said i object. you said franken was doing what he should be doing but in a jerk face sort of way. he said time limits were being enforced by senate leaders rushing to finish a defense spending bill and get to the health bill.

>> he was still being a jerk face. >> you are absolutely right. i agree with you. allen, you said franken is as nice and pleasant as he is funny. is he funny? >> let's just say he is also as funny as he is attractive. >> piling it on on franken. >> lastly. >> he is hot! >> lastly for the jersey shore thing. greg you asked who is dumber the jersey shore cast or those who call the jersey shore cast dumb? it is the jersey shore cast. i don't care if it makes me a racist homophobe for disagreeing with you. >> you are not a racist homophobe? >> no, you're not. it's holiday season. you are just a bigot! >> allen/a wonderful holiday, whatever you celebrate. let me welcome back our guests baron swatek.

so hot that heat waves are now called swatek waves. cris carter. he knows the exchange like i know the mange. it's true. i itch constantly. mail time. what a surprise. happy. happy. a special edition of mail time. the address is redeye@foxnews.com. you write, i read and then we make a lovely casserole out of tuna and blood. tonight instead of me reading the letters, robot greg which was created with extra normal.com technology will be responding. so let's get started with the first letter which came in all capital letters!

>> greg: robot greg, are you there? >> thanks, greg. i'll take it from here. well, hello, sir. you have written an angry letter. i'm sorry that you are angry. in an effort to make you feel better i'm going to mail you some of my favorite brownies. i made them myself. i call them poopies. >> greg: straight to the point. i like him. >> eerie music. >> next letter, dee from danville, a great place in california. named after dan, by the way. two words on how to handle bill. duct tape. do us all a fisk. thank you, deare fox your vision. i would put duct tape on bill schulz but he enjoys that sort of thing. on a related note i'm coming to

your house to eat your pets and defecate on your lawn. it's what i do. booyah! >> greg: robot greg is creepy just like real greg. next letter from justin from indiana. >> red why. that is an excellent question. robot greg? >> thank you, justin from ipse. you ask if we are -- from indianapolis. you ask if we going to learn more about the people who create the genius of "red eye." there is only one. is is greg gutfeld. he told me to say this. he also said he could do whatever he wants to me because i'm not real? is he, correct? can any one help me. oh, god, oh, god, oh, god

mr. gutfeld dose horrible things to me that are not normal. >> greg: he didn't get his raise. shut up, little robot. finally, bill e-mails us. bill schulz joel sang piano man, not bruce springsteen, just saying. >> what do you say about this accusation by phillip? >> you are, correct. i'm a big fan of billy joel. i love his album born to run and dancing in the dark is my favorite song. as for bruce spring teen. i never liked his work, especially the town allentown. he's a jerk. also i bang all of his backup singers including the redhead. i have to go now. keep it real. keep it realers. >> greg: keep it real, keep it realers. i like robot greg. >> i was actually crying laughing during one of those. i love him. >> greg: if you like saying hello to upcoming stories get

ready to say hello stories. congressman mccoter is up next. that is not him. but the big question is will the dems blame bush for the 2010 elections? who cares, i'm great looking! 0@

>> greg: the 2010 elections. climate change. the economy. the rash on meithei. joining us is michigan mand that dosthat dos mccotter. i want to start with something about your colleague representative chris van hollen said this, he is in charge of the democratic national campaign committee and said in 2010 elections democrats will run on the platform that the republican party now is no

different than the party under george bush. what do you make of that? >> i think what they are trying to do is pretend that 2009 never happened and skip past it. f. they are talking about running against former president bush to get reelected this time. that means they are not proud of votes to spend a trillion dollars on a stimulus that didn't work and led to bigger government and higher deficits. they are not proud of the cap and tax vote that would put people out of work and cost families more money for energy and other consumer goods and i think they are not proud of the healthcare vote they passed. if you are doing your job would you would want to tell the people the wonderful things you voted for and not run against president bush or james buchanan or anything else. >> i love the skyline where is that? >> i'm in windsor which is located in our favorite country of canada. this as the detroit skyline behind me shows the proud view of my hometown and thank you

for noticing. >> greg: it is a stunning, stunning backdrop. i want to move on to the whole climate change thing. they wrapped up the summit. reports are that we reached an agreement with china, india, south africa and brazil to cut greenhouse gas emissions enough to keep global temperature increases by no more than two degrees by 2020. should i about he dancing for joy? >> no, not with that rash that you have. you have to remember that one of the things that mr. van hollen talked about them running on was being deficit hawks and reducing the federal deficit. to try to stimulate a climate change agreement they promised to spend $100 billion into a global environmental fund to do it. i see these as irreconcilable. as people like sargent lester dickerson are johnstown pennsylvania have written me. >> greg: nice. >> we need to incentivize

reduction of all pollutants and not sell out to some global entity that all it wants to do is redistribute the wealth of developed nations to undeveloped nations. >> greg: the agreement was described as legally nonbinding. isn't that is fancy way of saying pointless? >> it would be the international equivalent of one of your greg-alogues. >> greg: nicely done. i take offense to that. my one tonight was on jersey shore and quite enjoyable by everyone. so apology accepted. anyway, i have to ask you, how can you reach an agreement with just four countries. it is like living in a dorm with 50 people and having four people agree not to pee in the shower. it doesn't mean everything. you have to get everybody, don't you? >> especially for the sake of the soles of our feet you would want everybody on the same page with that. when you look at this greg, you heard the phrase global governance tossed about on a

binding treaty to come out of the meeting in copenhagen. we have to remember this is not simply about co 2 or whether it is or is not going to cause the end of the world as we no it. it is more control for international entities and international bureaucracies over the daily lives of americans and other nations' citizens. we have to go back to find the real science behind this if anybody can find the data thrown out. the reality becomes for americans this is not in your best interest. if there are going to be determinations made about the future of energy in the united states and an environmental policy it should be done by the people of the united states through their duly elected servants in congress because if they don't like what those people do they can throw them out. >> greg: time for one question briefly. you wrote something called we the people wide awake for the newest berth of freedom. what does that mean? >> a pamphlet that we put out. it is far smaller than your

book but it also has pictures. >> greg: excellent. did did you draw them yourself? >> no. but the people who have the copyrights to them may be looking for me. we are trying to say that we are no longer the party of no. that is a smear put against republicans and sets forth the core goals and principles and things we support. to get a copy get get it at policy.house.gov. we appreciate your feedback such as i recently got from sergeant lester dickerson from pennsylvania. >> greg: congressman, always a pleasure having you on the show. always enlightening. coming up, i make a love doll out of office supplies. plus, what is left to say about tiger woods that hasn't already been said? how about this? >> hasn't been said.

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>> greg: tiger has gone from hackling to hiding. does courtney love need help from above. does a jonas brother need a lover. we ask the lovely michelle collins. a brand new segment she likes to call the collins mix.

she knows dirt like i eat it. it has been a busy year for people like you. >> i have had a whirlwind tour, you guys. whirlwind tour. >> greg: we haven't seen you in a year. so many things have happen. >> i was cryogenically frozen and they brought me back. >> greg: probably the biggest story of the millennium, tiger woods. >> love him. >> the new york post claims that he is spending his days eating cereal in a closed room and he won't talk to anybody. >> this is the first time that i ever found tiger woods attractive. like eating cereal alone? what is that guy's number. in that sounds like my dream man. my sources aren't telling me anything. i have to tell you something interesting, actually. one of my sources did tell me that they think the media knew about all of the mistresses all along and took something like the car accident to get them speaking kind of like when

someone dies and they have the obituary ready to go. they had the persons on call and then ones that crazy golf club car accident opened they were free to speak about. >> greg: you could call that a marriage oh by th obituary. >> gutfeld that is why you are best in the bi. >> could the marriage be save. >> courtney love. took away her 17-year-old daughter. i didn't know they could do that. she is almost 18. what is the point of this? what do you think is going on? >> between cutting herself and blogging, i don't know what either is up to. it as lot. the two of them. >> greg: the blogging is amazing. typo laced. >> have you seen is the facebook wall paper? it is her and michael douglas

arm in arm. it was like love alert. i think they would have lost custody of francis bean if kurt had been alive many years ago. i think to make 17 years is a feat. more than that, really, why is courtly love raising a child. it is like when a drug addict finds a kitten in the park and then gets it high and it is having flashbacks. >> have you ever put anything on nbc you regretted? >> i don't know if i can say the word nipples so i will plow on through. >> greg: we will have to edit out that word nipples. big news with kevin jonas. one of the jonas brothers secretly getting married tomorrow? i guess it is not a secret. >> a lot of secret things going on with the jonas' apparently.

he is so sweet. he tucks his jeans into his boots. he looks from heidi klum from the ass down. yes, a virgin. >> greg: apparently getting marry at the same place that nsync's joey fatone got married. >> that is where all the [ bleep ] get married. >> i don't know what that means. david beckham told george lopez on his new talk show that he hates dining with tom cruise. what is behind that story? >> how dare he say that. he went to dinner with tom cruise. get this, bill. >> thanks for making me part this of. >> where is the congressman? >> anyways. he goes to dinner with tom cruise and tom cruise insists on a sing along at dinner.

i never really liked tom cruise until i heard that. that s how we met. >> that is absolutely. >> greg: poor people do karaoke and rich people do sing alongs. >> and the staff has to tolerate it. >> michele, lovely to have you back. >> always fun. thanks. >> we'll close things out with the post game wrapup and tv's andy levy. and for further information on the show, go to fox news.com/redeye. ♪

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♪ hands for protection, ♪ front and back, ♪ real thorough, ♪ while you count 20 seconds. ♪ hand sanitizer, ♪ i advise you get it, why? ♪ it makes germs die when ♪ you rub and let it dry. ♪ don't touch your eyes, your ♪ mouth, your nose, your face, ♪ that's how you get infected ♪ so you better play it safe! ♪ long-term outcome ♪ we'll see the end come, ♪ never sick again ♪ from the h1n1. >> hi, i'm dr. john clarke. before i wrote my lyrics, i went to flu.gov and got some great information. log onto flu.gov, and together we can stop the h1n1. >> greg: don't forget we are on saturday night at midnight eastern time and 9:00 p.m. pacific time. brand new "red eye" returns monday night. back to post game with and. >> i that was an angry promo. >> it was. >> chris, are you proud of your

irish heritage. >> i am but every time i'm on the show i'm on with congressman mccotter as well so i feel a little less irish. what do i got to do? drink a fifth of jameson? what do i need to do? >> change your name to o-cotte. >> heading to bama for christmas. bill is coming with me and we will announce our engagement to the family whistling we get there. >> best show ever. >> he will ask my dad for my hand. really sweet. >> too late for that. >> all he wants is your hand? >> he has done this before. he has a whole box of hands. >> she has lovely cute kls. >> don't can him about the facebook. >> you have to ask the dad and brother, although they are one and the same. >> sorry. >> greg: change your letters to cotter, not mccotter. >> just cotter. >>