them up. you will find them on the internet. they are everywhere. from new york, good night, america. >> that's not what most people mean by deal, greg. why has al gore been missing in action? we will ask the question and make p answers. and is winning olympic bronze more satisfying than winning olympic silver? some say yes, but others say some who say yes must not understand how the medal system works. and chastity belt for dogs? this story coming up when it comes up. >> i like how you raise it as >> i like how you raise it as . and congratulations to the last women's hockey game in the olympics. >> it is adorable how they think they can skate. >> it is a god awful sport. >> see you later.

>> well, they are cool, they are clever, they are clingy, but enough about knee socks. let's welcome our guest. she is the strawberry blonde i am most fond, of. i am here with patty anne brown. she is so hot she gives the sun tan lines. and when it comes to his voice, he is the sailor's choice. anthony who co-hosts the show at noon eastern on xm radio channel 2, 102 and serious channel 19, the virus. if wit were b ny aca, i would score him on my tongue. and he is the pine to my tar and the myan to my mar. it is bill shultz. he still wears rainbow bright underwear. and his cup of tea markets that are free. sitting next to me, he is so smart brain waves are now called nick waves. and you would shoot him in the eye and then leave him to die. it is our new york times

correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> blah, blah, blah, feet, blah, blah, blah, tea party, blah, blah, you are racist. is it friday yet? >> it is almost time for the weekend edition. >> it is going to be a big one. i'm sure maureen will say something about something. you know. well, it was a pow-owo of all thingsow-wow. president obama discussed the reform. it was long and for ma tiff and long. did i say it was long? man, it was long. among the topics, how the current plan will affect the deficit, the rising cost of medicare and medicaid, and the issue -- oh for god sakes, i didn't watch a single second of it. what i did see? this new fris ky es ad. it will blow your mind and

break your nose. >> oh my god, i am so high and i haven't taken anything. when the cat gets on the boat, i am thinking, he is going somewhere awesome. i don't know where. >> all that is missing are the blue mean knees from the yellow submarine. it could be i am getting older, but suddenly i know why

old people eat cat food. >> do old people really eat cat food? >> they just kind of gum it. >> i thought they actually ate cats. >> how does it sell cat food? it is selling cat food to me, but i don't own cats. >> i'll have what he's having. i think obviously nick is right. they are looking to expand their market to humans. after looking at that commercial, obviously there are not enough cats and they need to expand their business. >> are they trying to say friskies is like ecstasy? >> is the cat the snow monster or john locke? >> that wasn't a clip from "lost"? >> oh, i thought i understood it a little better than "lost." >> you already eat friskies. but does it make you want to eat it more? >> i did have some before the show and i have to say, greg, i am feeling nothing right now.

>> he wants me to jump out the window, greg. >> that's just tony. leave him alone. >> hello, hand. yowza. >> somehow cat commercials make cat food seem better than people food. how do we know it is not patay? >> i hate to say it, but by tasting it. >> that's true. i have to ask you, are they appealing to people who did drugs in college saying, you remember how you felt back then? this is how your cat will feel. >> i think so. obviously it is a retro -- >> i am trying to get my way through it. i got something in my eye and nobody is paying attention to me. somebody should get me a napkin of some kind. >> you had a kitty when you were little, right? >> greg, did your cat die of a drug overdose? >> why are we doing this story? it is hitting too close to home. >> oh, greg. >> just say no, meow, meow.

>> all right, we have to move on. now to the greg-alogue. it is a fresh puddle of leb pro con tears. -- leprechaun tears. what is up with my eye? >> did you get something in your eye and you are wearing glasses. >> i don't know, there is dust in here. contacts block your eyes from dust. >> somebody is on friskies. >> i often end my greg-alogues with the phrase, if you disagree you are worse than hitler. you are probably a racist, you are probably a homophobe and my favorite, a racist homophobe who wears cutoffs. even those more clueless are the outrages that i compare to hitler. amazingly ignorant i mock them for doing the same thing to bush and cheney. i assumed the left would finally stop now that they got

their god in charge. but no. a washington post blog lists black folkses we would like to remove from black history including clarence thomas and republican party chairman michael steel. alongside the dc sniper and hatian dictators papa-doc and baby doc. they say the black republicans are as bad as evil jenna sigh dahl main maniacs. how weird is it that a socialist would have the stone to say capitalists are worse than hitler? sorry, bernie, look it up. hitler was one of yours, d-bag. anyway, it serves to remind us all that the people on the other side don't just disagree with you, they hate you. they want to ruin you. that's why we should look to andrew bright bart for some inspiration. he is right when he says bullies crumble when you hit them back. so let's hit them back as hard as possible. metaphor rickly, of course. prison sucks. if you disagree, you are worse than bernie sander's under

underpants. does bernie sanders have a point? they are just like nazi apeasers. >> i don't understand how anybody cannot be skeptical during climate-gate. they say, gee, there doesn't seem to be warming and we tried to use trickery and we still couldn't make it work. at the end of the day, maybe it is warming, but we need to see the proof. i am concerned about the environment. i drive a hybrid and the whole thing, but i don't think we should do anything that might cause harm until we know what is going on. >> i have the green bag and the doctor cured that right away. >> i told you. when you went to tie thailand i told you to be careful. >> i should have listened. >> both sides tend to deal in inflammatory rhetoric. i seem to think the left started it first. i am not just talking about with bush and cheney, but i'm going back to reagan.

they were comparing to reagan to totalitarian fashists. >> what did they say before hitler? >> and i don't believe in global warming, but the be all, end all of evil gentlemen -- i will take a little evil. you don't believe in global warming, you are as evil as the frat guy that wrote pud on his friend's head when he was passed out. that is all the evil i'm thinking. >> that would really spice up c-span. >> they go right to hitler. >> robert bird falls asleep. >> here is the thing. you are a libertarian. so you avoid -- i don't see libertarians often using this kind of rhetoric. >> do you still sues the dewey decimal system? sorry. >> do you see this ind could of rhetoric -- do you see this kind of rhetoric in the world of liberalism? >> often directed toward me by

other libertarians. >> but they are scared because you are usually well armed. >> i hope so. i want to go back to your greg-alogue. you said bullies, if you hit them and they crumble. i can tell you from a childhood ass kicking, that is totally not true. for the kids watching out there, don't do it. >> i happened to learn all of that from after school specials. if you confront the bully and you either hit him or you embarass him in front of a group of people it is over. >> greg, the people you were hitting were nerds. they were not bullies. >> it won't work with the real bully. >> i was into preemptive bully stopping. >> yeah, people with asthma and glasses. they were not your enemy. they were sitting there and doing math. you jerk. >> bill, you are getting emotional because you agreed with all of those people i mentioned. >> i want to go back to this root .com thing. it was not funny, but it was meant to be. i hate to burst your outrage

bubble, but they were doing the same thing you do. you know what else was on their list? omerosa, dennis rodman, marion barry who is a democrat, and a crack addict. it was a bad attempt at humor, but they were trying to be humorous as you do with your hitler thing. the left can do it too. >> they just do it poorly. >> right, but that wasn't the topic in your greg-alogue. you took them seriously. >> no i didn't. >> yes, you were cherry picking. >> the larger point is the root is part of slate. it is where slate segregates their black writers. >> that's not true. they are the band and jimmy fallon show. >> that's the roots. >> great movie. from insults to idiots. it is a question a lot of people are asking, and by a lot of people i mean me and

the guy dating my sister. fyi, he's a jerk. the question, where in the world is al gore? there was a time it seemed you couldn't turn on your tv without seeing him. whether it was on the news, at an award show or on the news. but now as global warming enthusiasts are mired in scandals and forced to backtrack from their claims, the man who won a nobel prize has vanished like the once popular lawn darts. and now republican senator would like gorge to return to the spotlight and order to testify on capitol hill. they want congress to investigate what he is calling the greatest scientific scandal of our nation and he invited gore to pay a visit. here they are talking this week. we hang out. >> we haven't heard anything from al gore, neil. i don't anticipate we will, but we would like to have him come and hold a hearing, environment public works.

every assertion he made in his science fiction movie has been disproven, sea level rising and him ma lay yaws and -- the him ma lay yaws. what is important is the hearing we had this morning. we had the minority report we put together that shows that climate gate, cooking the science took place. we have it all documented and people are being investigated right now. >> we asked a liemer to respond. >> the liemer doesn't care. he just wants to dance. we have problems, stop dancing. >> does he have a point? shouldn't gore rise above wherever he is? some hidden gore bunker and exaggerate over and over again? >> first of all, i was never

worried about the sea levels rising. i just figured the extra water would fly off the edges. >> very good. >> you don't like dinasaurs, i know that. >> seriously, they have found dozens of specific points in that movie that turned out to be inaccurate. when you are misleading anen entire nation -- it is misleading an entire nation. >> trump says -- donald trump, not any of the other trumps -- but donald trump says he should give it back. should he? >> who cares about the nobel prize. i don't think they should give it back. but they should change the name of the movie to" an inconvenient commute to work because there is 2 feet of snow on my f-ing car." >> wordy, but i like it. >> right now he is not being seen because he is trying to

turn lead to gold using the same thing they used for the climate bs. >> and people in the web promotion, you have to type that in. >> but that is the good guy. >> it probably has porno on it now. >> is it a coincidence he is not around? >> i don't know. i think he was taking steroids when he won that prize, so was pearl buck when she won the nobel prize for literature. the one thing i have no interest in gufg al gore a platform for anything, but i also don't -- the senate has worse things to do with their time than grill a guy who 20 years ago was trying to ban rock and roll records. he was right about that though. >> some of the bands he was right about. you know what i think he is, i think he is out killing polar bears. he has to show the polar bear body.

there has only been like four. he has to kill more. bill, you have a poster of al gore above the bunk bed in the trailer that you live in out back. you must have some insight as to where he is. >> i never had much strong feelings about al gore one way or another, but i love him now. imhoff hates him. i don't go to al gore for all of my science, but i won't go to imhoff who doesn't believe in evolution either. he cites most of the scientist when's he talks about evolution. the creation of sign tis, the words should never, ever meet in the same sentence or in the same building. the fact that he didn't blame him a little more, shame on you. i may not invite you to the cocktail party. >> he is not going to your party. >> imhoff doesn't care about global warming. he cares about getting his mug on tv and showing his cute little kids. he cares about talk talking about the nobel peace prize.

>> the enemy of my enemy is my friend. and i will agree that reg yo is a fraud when it comes to global warming. >> you have to say it less slow with less sill labelles or imhoff will not understand. >> he is investigating whether dinasaurs and humans lived together. >> joke all you want, but there is proof you can start a car with your feet. >> toyota is having problems. >> i think, and you will agree with me, there are good republicans and bad republicans. there are good democrats and bad democrats. >> you lost me already. >> would you cut him off. >> this guy is a bad cat. tts one thing to go against gay marriage, but he said he will nef high a gay. he is a bad man. >> gore must be in a weird state. in order for him to succeed, the planet has to be in trouble and we have to be in peril. and that's thought happening, so he doesn't know what to do.

what do you do when everything you talked about has fallen apart. he is helping arsenio hall revamp the talk show. >> i could get behind that. >> you know what is awesome? kicking back with me on my boat and smoking pipes. and are dog chastity belts the answer?

is second place really a disgrace? does winning the bronze make you a fonz? the answer may hit on your mom. new research shows that medal winners are happier with their finishes in silver medal lists. the second placers are happy to think about how close they

were to win gold and those winning bronze are just happy to be on the podium. i feel the same way doing red eye. they call it counter factual thinking and it explains why some sulk while others cry tears of joy after coming in third. meanwhile, the washington post columnist, one i like to call captain idiot face shows the world how arrogant the world is. he writes "olympic coverage offers a window into reflect cively naturalistic mind set that hamperses our understanding of the rest of the world and prevent any real assessment of american weaknesses and strengths in comparison to other countries." wow. let's go to tech know viking for translation. >> i wish he was my dad. >> oh wow. >> i would come home and he would be doing that all night. that's my dad, techno viking.

>> if that's your dad i get to be your mom. marry me techno viking. >> did it show you how self-centered the u.s. was. >> it showed me how self-centered bob costas was. but i would not like to mistake nbc's programming with what is wrong with america. >> you brought this up, every time there was an injury it became a political discussion about healthcare. didn't it? she wanted that. >> she was saying in the article she said all our coverage was u.s.-centric and why can't we talk about serious issues? why don't we launch into a debate about the canadian healthcare system? oh my god, nbc is trying to improve their ratingses, people and not drop them more. >> anthony, how about the whole bronze, silver thing. what does it mean? >> it is psycho babble listening to that.

everybody wants the gold. quite frankly the bronze medal -- where do you see them? you don't see a lot of endorsements, make on count-chocula. >> bronze people are the coolest. >> the bronze people have more fun because -- the second place winner, they wanted to win. the bronzers were just like, maybe they are gonna win. they are just happy to finish. bill is usually happy to finish in an alley. does this story mean anything to you? you never tried for anything other than being pathetic. >> are we done? also a jerk, you forgot the last part. well, i kind of combined this story to the story we are doing. the good story is they are running out of condos at the olympic village. what i want to know is which of the medal winners are using the most of the condoms? the bronze guys, the sill strer guys, the gold -- the

silver guys or gold guys or johnny wier? i think it is johnny wier. >> i think your outfit today is a salute to johnny wier. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. why is he here? somebody take him out of here. >> a little elf. e-mail us. "red eye" .com. or give us a call. it is so easy. 212-462-5050. >> the half time report is sponsored by catching up with friends on-line. it is important to keep those close to you inrm toed of the latest happenings in your life. thanks scratching up with friends on-line.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. just 1442 days left. exciting, yes? >> absolutely. and important for all you curling fans out there, it will be a coastal cluster venue and not a mountain cluster one. it will be a moveable venue making it possible for it to be dismantled and transported for post game use in another russian city. >> that's fantastic. >> you know what it is? it is all about getting curling across russia. gotta curl. >> curl across russia, baby.

>> greg, i can't believe you made me watch that entire healthcare summit, and then halfway through you decide to talk about a friskies commercial. >> that was my cat revenge. >> order congratulations on being what i am certain is the first show on a newschannel to go with the cat food commercial as its lead. >> yes! >> you said friskies is trying to expand to humans. here is the thing, that stuff, like cat nip, doesn't work on humans. trust me. >> i guess you tried. >> it does nothing. >> sorry to hear that. you saved me some money on it. >> anthony, you got a problem with how the season of "lost" is going? >> i want answers. they keep going, next week, no more questions. >> the time for questions is over. yeah. >> i'm getting a little tired of the questions. >> contacts block your eye from dust, greg, really? >> yes. >> that's how it works? >> well, sometime. i notice when i am smoking and wearing contacts, i don't have

a problem. when i wear glasses and smoke my eyes burn. >> go figure. >> smoke with your mouth and not your eyes. >> that's always been a problem. >> great party trick. >> a scientist is willing to experiment on himself. >> that's how the great movie scientists do it. that's how you look like a fly. >> even doing it with a cat, andy, that's wrong. >> is it wrong? who are you to say? >> that's true. i have been mating with a cigarette. >> greg-alogue, pab, you care about the environment and drive a hybrid. i don't think yours counts. >> sexy, but it counts. >> you said what did they compare people to before hitler? sliced bread, i think. >> no, it is -- how does it go? it is the something, something -- oh, greatest thing.

as a jewish man you should know better. >> i should know from sliced bread? >> why would sliced bread be bad? >> and how silly would sliced bread look with that little mustache? >> actually adorable. >> greg, you seem to think that liber tor yens don't name call. tell them about objectivists. >> i could but this is a family show. >> they like to do the name calling though. >> greg, you said gore vanished like the once popular lawn dart. in 1988, the consumer product safety commission said lawn darts were responsible for the deaths of three children and banned them from being sold in the u.s. >> it was good because they are dangerous. way to bring this whole topic down. i thought we were taking it somewhere. >> nick, was al gore trying to ban rock and roll records? i thought it was his delightful wife, tiper? >> but he engineered the

senate hearing which he and tiper and the music resource council got the -- yeah. >> the upside is it got luther campbell out of music and parenting tv shows. >> and it kept lawless off unemployment. >> we got a good friend out of it. >> greg, interesting this story came after the name calling and the hitler story. in 2006 the senator said of environmentalists, quote, it kind of reminds me. you say something over and over again and people will believe it and that's their strategy. >> he was refering to problem began daw and not people. >> is that right? he also compared the epa to the gus staw poe. >> he is comparing alphabet letters to -- >> can we just have some friskies and chill? >> you have to give them that.

>> winning bronze makes you happier than silver. greg, you said the second placers can think of how close they got to winning and the bronze are just happy to be there. and did you say the same thing during red eye? >> did i? >> kind of a lot of a slap in the face. >> no, i said they are happy it is here and you were plugging away as opposed to being in the better time slot. i will shut up. >> lastly you said you wish techno viking was your dad. for a small fee, i bet that is possible. >> i can't find him anywhere. >> let's welcome back our guest. she is so hot thaten experienced -- that inexperienced firemen put her out on accident. the co os of the -- co-host of the opie and anthony show.

and editor in chief, he is so bright sun beams are called nick beams. now, as regular viewers know i am a big proponent of spaying and neutering. but what about for animals? what if you would like a little protection for your pooch, but don't have a heart to cutoff their cojones. well, a louisiana man has the answer. a strap on chas tau -- chastity belt for dogs. it has a longing system and a meshable wash pad for the bit ch in your life. the company slogan, when the heat is on, lock it up and stop it which also happens to be my motto in the sauna. we went to a ref from the canine community for reaction.

>> like we an -- can understand him. go home! how do they get into our country? anthony, best idea or worst idea ever? >> they were using them on the kardashians and it was nice. but it is a silly idea. it looks silly. why 8 buckles on this thing. that poor fido will be like me with my first bra. >> you don't really need -- >> that is like doggie bondage. >> i think the dog had a better chance of flying a plane. >> isn't this more humane than the other option? >> i talked to mcgruff the time dog and he thinks it will take a bite out of the rate.

they don't do preliminary research. >> i find any dog that wears a trench coat -- i find them trustworthy. >> i don't want to speak out of turn, but there is reason he said that. >> mcgruff does not care about reproduction. >> i thought it was the club. >> poor mcgruff. >> i support your right to mary mcgruff. -- to marry mcgruff. >> would any dog owner want to put this on and have to take it off? >> definitely not me. i hate it because it is called pabs because that is my nickname. >> honestly i think it might be better to spay or newter because i can't even get a coat on my dog if it is raining. they don't like wearing these things. they are very self-conscious.

they are uh bear of it. at the end of the day, get it over with. >> do you think they would be self-conscious wearing that wonderful contraption. they would be the bell of the donkey ball in that thing. >> do they even have self-consciousness? >> i believe they do. when their tail goes down and they are looking around -- >> have you ever seen how they greet each other? >> but i will say there are times when you see a dog doing his business and your eyes meet and he is like, don't look at me. you are walking down the street and he looks up and it is like, can you give somebody some privacy? >> the thing is he just weirded out that you are doing it in the same area. that's the problem. >> because i had a medical issue. >> but you brought a up > coming up, you will been teering the no shin zone. that's right, we interview people who ate shins.

when will our -- what will we have to say about the healthcare bill. don't know. we won't be asking him that.

is there life on mars? was it carried there from earth by meteor rights? my next guest has not only been to the red planet, he impregnated it. he comes from scum-dogia and loves cross-word puzzles. he is red eye's inner planet terry correspondent. the cd is called "lust in space." how is richmondy over there. >> you actually made my credit with my name on it and everything. i am very touched, greg.

>> you might have noticed we had that on last time you were here as well. but you probably didn't see it. >> no, i didn't see that. you didn't have a tv at the last studio. what's that you have on your face, greg. >> those are glasses. >> are those x ray vision glasses sf. >> yes, i can see everything you are wearing. >> you can see my under wear. >> i want to congratulate you for playing on june 12th? >> it is a bunch of hippies and they will all die. i don't know why they invited us there. we will make a big mess of things. they are letting us close the show on saturday night. i have sworn to molest the entire dave matthewss band's nose nostrils. >> i saw lute you in doing anything you can to dave matthew's nostrils. >> i want to go to a story

about researcherses spk lating life on mars may be composed by species via matter. >> the species, species. the meteor people they were called. something like that, i don't know. they had a beautiful society on mars until we destroyed it. it was a society that was perfect. no wars and none of that crappy shows "for the love of aj." >> but people on mars then could be considered earth lings. this is confusing to me. >> and you are always confusing me. that's not a hard thing to do. so the next question. >> i want to talk about the british queen's astronomer says aliens could be staring at us right in our face and we are unrecognize it. is she on to something? >> yes, i heard it is the queen's uh astronomer and i want to say to the human race,

what better way to defend the planet from alien invasion than aliens thinking all of the women on planet earth look like the queen. >> that's good. why does the queen have an astronomer? they say the aliens may not befriendly. if you and i met in a neutral territory like a restaurant or bar, wouldn't you be cor jill to me? >> always. we got drunk together several times. i don't think i have ribed any of your appendages out at the sockets. >> you did eat one of our producers. >> she was sitting next to the deli tray and there were no oreo's. >> i want to talk about lady gaga. some say she is becoming a feminist icon because she frances around like a grow test version of britney spears. do you buy this? >> oh yeah. i think lady gaga is the

sexiest thing to hit music since bjork! >> bjor c is sexy. she is quite a catch. >> yes, especially when she is beating the hell out of some asian photographer. >> i vaguely remember that insurance department. -- that incident. do you like lady gaga's music? >> no. it is complete crap. i will ask you to elaborate, but i don't think i have to. and researchers discovered a link between misery and death. are you surprised? >> absolutely not. these people, these researchers are the same people that promised us flying cars. you you can't believe the word they say. gorilla says, you are dead and of course. >> i want to ask you, there is

an article in the wall street journal saying there are no good band names left. do you think that's true? >> absolutely not. there is liquor biscuit, chuck nugget, igor wheelly and the pie boys. >> if i was going to start a band, what should i call it? hmm, gutfeld and the dumpling boys. >> why the dumpling boys? >> he is so adorable. >> we have to go. hopefully everybody will buy your cd, lost in space. what are you saying? >> i was gu having so much fun. why does it have to end? >> you make me feel bad. well, come and spend the whole day at the table. >> bye, bill, bye, everyone.

>> coming up next, mail time. xxx

>> it is a cat with a private elevator. hey, cat, when you get one with a wet bar, call me. cats can't use phones. love you, cat. >> it is mail time, you can guess the address is red eye news at fox .com. here we go. stewart from portland, oregon leads things off. "i am compiling a list of things you dismyself. griffins, blue phones, bill shultz, media matters and the black eyed peas. have i missed anything you angry little man? yes, you left out annoying e-mail writing dudes named stuartt from portland. they forced you to grow up in portland? you suck, you suck a lot.

tell your mom i have her sweats. david e-mailed us, you are an idiot. i read your comments on james cameron's "avatar." this movie was obviously way too deep for you. if you think the black water types are the same that responded with such compassion in haiti, you are daw -- demented. it is a joke somebody pays you for your opinion. a joke indeed. david, i take it you are one of the guys who thought "avatar" was deep. if that's what you call a meaningful movie, i would stay away from any episode. to qoak -- to quote jack nicholson, you can't believe that the toot. and next, why tv's andy levy? why not greg gutfeld or bill

shultz. that's because bill shuldz and myself have other lives. bill is often referred to as the university of caw qen shall hemaphrodites. because i'm modest i leave my title off, unless i am in a unicorn scrip club. all bets are off. >> that has to be a nickname, jimbo. you are probably a rager at parties. i thought it was awesome rush limbaugh read a greg-alogue and you didn't acknowledge ta. -- that. what do you get when you switch the vowls of bill shultz's name? pretty much the same thing. wait, if i switch the vowels, i get bill schulz. >> just so we are clear, a guy named jimbo is making fun of my i'm that. his friends probably call him jim, but he says, no, it is

jimbo. we will close things out with a post game wrap up. and recent studies show, go to red eye at fox news .com.

time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. nick, what is going on at reason .tv? do you have something coming up withdrew? >> yes, the 15th-the 19th we have an hour-long documentary about what went wrong with the mistake on the lake and what might happen to fix it up a little bit. >> excellent. anything about the, whatever the hell the name of the football team is? >> they don't have a football team. they do have a group called the browns. >> what an appropriate color.

very appropriate color. >> andy, what was the big announcement on the radio show today? >> yes, my radio partner opie there is going to be a dad. him and his lovely wife are having a child in april,, and i can only hope for the child's sake it is a shared thing between mother and father. i hope the baby gets her looks and her talent. >> i was afraid the announcement would have something to do with pudding. pab, how was the vacation in florida? >> it was great, but it was very cold. how cold you ask? it was so cold that iguanas were freezing to death in the trees and then falling out. i'm not kidding. it was literally raining iguanas. it was unusually cold. >> we have to end on that depressing note. thank you, andy. patty anne brown, bill shultz disgusting.