which wish we could have a serious conversation. how does this not make sense that we shouldn't at least have a logical welcome to "red eye." it is like suddenly susan, if by susan you mean pantless. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> president obama signs historic legislation into law during a ceremony. as usual it is joe biden who provides the entertainment. and starting this week, mtv is airing "jersey shore" in 30 countries. we'll investigate whether the u.s. will be added to the list of countries that export terrorism. and finally, what is the latest with "bombshell mcgee"? who cares? i am just looking for a reason to say "bombshell mcgee." >> thank you jie. the credit card bill came today. >> that's what it normally does. >> $780 at leather man. >> it is an upholstrey service. i am getting the couch downstairs done. what is with the third-degree? >> really?

what is a raw hide stinger? >> i will talk to you later about that. all right. they are vie brabt, vocal and vie vaishs. enough about the magical people of switzerland. let's welcome our guest. she is wanted in five states for being adorable, and murder. she is so cute, jealous care bears leave dirty protests on her front porch. and he served 10 years for a crime he did commit. the crime? being awesome. he is so sharp he can give uh pedicure by staring at your feet. you should try that. and he is quick at retorts and you ever cked with warts -- and covered with warts. it is bill shultz. he is considered a preexisting condition. and he puts the boy in boyish. sitting next to me is will leaf. his new book on something called baseball is called "are

we winning, fathers, sons and the great game in the new century." it is a long title. he knows manly sports like i know hairy men in shorts. for me paradise is beach volleyball and cave men island. and if you need to snooze, read his news. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> you know what is not wrong? the travel write up on hong kong. you can get there for a son. actually it costs did is 1 thorks 500 -- $1,500 on air fare, but that's not a good rhyme. i'm a talk paper. >> you are a talking paper. leave it to joe to know how to crow. president obama signed a historic healthcare reform bill into law, but as usual it is vice president joe biden who has the quote of the day. listen closely, listen closelier why. >> the president of the united states, barack obama.

>> you probably didn't hear anything because we had to drop it out. let's try it with sub titles. >> ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states of america, barack obama. [applause] >> that's better. >> he said it is a big f-ing deal or maybe my hair isn't real. he is truly the greatest biden ever. now that this legislation is the law of the land, what's next what is nexers. a bufn of states are preparing to sue the government over the requirement that every american must buy health insurance. and a new rasmusson poll show 49% of americans like the idea. that's almost half, but not quite. half is 50%. this 49%, bill. anyway, who cares? the most important healthcare news of the day actually comes from england.

stylish new hospital gowns were unveiled. here they are. the gowns developed by american designer snap down the side and have a pouch for your cell phone or perhaps the corncob pipe some of you can't live without. you know who you are. uk health minister says the new gowns will improve the hospital experience for everyone and could help president obama's efforts to overhaul u.s. healthcare practices. whatever you say crazy face. i'm just going to wear mine at home in president fro of my cat sergeant with sergeant fris ky es. i wonder how he will take it. that's the kind of response i expect from sergeant friskies. let's start with biden. he is the greatest vice president i have ever had. i said that 30 times this year. he just never turns off. >> have i been saying that for 30 years.

i think that's his response to everything. like when he eats breakfast, goes to the bathroom. that's a big f-ing deal! he has a natural exuberance about him. >> he is a guy who enjoys doing stuff. >> big f-ing deal! >> are you a socialist. what you do you make of the fact that the government want the states to sue the government over this. >> i thought i was a socialite. >> okay. you are a socialist socialite. >> first of all, i love scott rassmuson, but i don't believe this poll. 49% of americans don't know what the state capitol is. it is not like they have a view on whether the 14th amendment applies in some lawsuit somewhere. this is bogus. >> if i knew better i would almost say that was an elitist comment. >> but i don't know any better. >> can we insert it into every sentence?

we are on late, right? >> we will be on the air tomorrow. >> this is a big f-ing deal! >> barrett, isn't this whole healthcare thing really about a philosophy between people who believe in self-reliance and people who believe the government should do more for you? >> yeah, actually i agree with that. it is. i feel like it was more of a political victory, philosophical victory more than anything else for the democrats. that's a shame. you shouldn't be forcing your philosophy down people's throats. that's what i feel like happened yesterday, especially considering that many americans and the majority of americans didn't want this to happen, or at least not this version of this bill to happen. >> we have a president who believes he knows better than the american public. >> we have electorat that elected somebody to office and are doing what they promised to do. >> i agree with you on that. >> i think republicans are jealous of the victory. the last victory is when kelsey grammer got a job on broadway. >> how dare you go after

kelsey grammer! she watching the show right now. >> bill, with the gown now opening down the side instead of the front, we are talking about the gown, will this keep you from making up fake diseases to get into the hospital. >> haven't we seen this design before, and isn't it called the moo-moo? i have better, better quality gowns, greg. at bill is awesome .org, you can see my new design which is the new hospital of the 21st century. can we take a look? now basically what this new gown says is, yes, i have a commune cable disease, but it does president mean i can't be sexy. >> you are saying this about you and not the model? >> i have never met the model. but if you are watching right now, call me. >> terrible people. >> i like the old gowns. they are sexy. they are back less and short and show your butt. >> it is sexy on you. but on me and greg it is not. >> if you can't get laid in one of the old hospital gowns

-- >> yeah, hospitals are teaming with available, attractive people. >> my mother is an er nurse. the horrors she sees -- >> the horrors? >> yeah, horrors, working the midnight shift at the hospital and the fat rolls and the people that come in like the old and new hospital gown, it is literally the best thing in the wardrobe already. >> it is a step up? >> you tell me who is wearing it, and i will tell you how open i want it. there is no answer for everybody. >> it depends on who it is. it is an attractive shorty robe. >> who doesn't mind an attractive shorty silky robe. i could go in with something wrong and leave with my own shorty robe. and now to the greg-alogue it is a go lo osh of goumption. >> so acorn, everyone's favorite nut house closed its doors. i mourned the same way i did

when just nuts shutdown. it had 60 kind of nuts including the ogbono which is not a nut, but a drupe and a macadamia is not a nut or a drupe, but a follicle. maybe that was not a fun fact after all. it is the op si. but anyway, it leads me to two thoughts. one, if it was a right wing entity, this would be a mega million dollar movie directed by steven s oo -- soderberg with george chon knee as the bad guy. in fact, they should do that. they discover the life saving cancer drug was made from fetuses. no wait, that won't matter. it is made from puppies. right, puppies. mate damon could play o'keefe or even giles. he has nice legs. or sasha baron cohen whose performance creates

discomfort. but none of the pranks had corruption. cohen could have scored more points if he hit a london mosque instead of a southern rodeo. but he is the stair. -- stamplt i look forward to the newest incor nation of acorn. this stuff does not go away. it only finds another shell. you thought i wouldn't end with a nut metaphor? if you disagree you are a homo fob racist who bullies flight attendants. >> are you the actress of this group. am i right about this movie plot? the fact is, if this situation was reversed, it would have already been snapped up and made into a movie. >> yeah, it may have been snapped up now, and they may just reverse it. i have to say i think hannah giles should play herself. i think she is pretty cool. >> she is hot, hot, hot, hot.

nice person. >> very capable. >> when i mean hot, i mean a hot intau elect. it is so high up there it is steaming, boiling over. >> i am thinking one of those canned heat. >> prisoner in cell block 8? >> yeah. >> will, are you sad acorn is gone? >> i am sad it is gone. >> the best thing about them being gone is finally the community organizers, there will be fewer of them. finally back to the way things were supposed to be in 1345. they decided in 400 years to accomplish this company and then ruin it. >> great point. the community organizers are the new skull and bones. it is so obvious.

>> we can't talk about that. >> yeah. el us -- ellis, you have to agree that acorn will return like a zombie that comes back up, but in a different name. or it probably is already happening. >> yeah, macadamia. >> it becomes a tree. >> but what was the other thing you called it? >> what. >> a fall -- follicle. >> yes. >> there are people suffering and they need to be organized. >> yeah, but they could be organized in a good way. even the government before this whole scandal had a problem with acorn. >> i hear tom blai -- tom delay has some time. >> he is still dancing, right? >> bill, do you think this movie will be made and who should be in it? >> i think this movie will be made. i think it is important because it shows republicanses that even though recording is dead we can make fun of hollywood. i would add the left wing

media and put al gore in it. i am healthy, but i would say if you are going to cast this movie i would say hayden panitier. >> penitier i think. and mclovin as the pimp. if they look at that kid, they look exactly alike. >> good interest po. you should be a casting director. god knows you have the couch. >> have it directed by roman polanski. >> very good. i think we will end at that note. from the acorn investigation to the situation to the situation translation. yet another sign that america is going to hell in a tube of gel. mtv will start to air their oily and only hit "the jersey shore" and more than 30 -- in more than 30 grief stricken countries. they are preparing other cultures for our awesomely abed ambassadors with a print campaign stating success

medicals mrs. gel plus tanning plus tanning bed equals sex. i screwed that one up. you are welcome slow -- slovakii and the idea of snookie appealing to people is not so bad. "jersey shore" is easier to promote overseas because it has a more human element. tila tequilla was much harder. because she is not human. >> let's take a look at said human element in a cross atlantic ad campaign right now, right nowers. >> slow down. get jersey shored. in a show that has america

talking, prepare to meet a whole new kind of crazy. jersey shore. >> that was a british guy. if had to be a british guy doing a new jersey accent. >> and he was so bad. all they did was slow down the british guy so he sounded more idiotic. >> it looked like a hair salon reality show. >> you know what will happen. the beaches and the bars in the jersey shore will be more crowded than they are now, and it will be more guys from lithuania named stephon. >> i am thinking it could be a good thing for america by sending the tide of immigration. no one will want to come here. >> as a states rights guy, let me remind you, nermg new jersey is a state. -- new jersey is a state. they won't be making decisions. >> it is a country of its own. >> have i to ask you, in a weird way, this is basically going to make america better

because people will see this and go, they are having fun. these people like to have fun. i want to go there and have fun. they will give up their radical islamic ways. that's my theory. >> are you crazy? >> yes i am. >> this is not why you went to college. >> you went to college? >> yes, i did. >> it was ain ter net -- it was an internet school. >> they will say -- [speak speaking french] >> and smashing, smashing, creeping -- >> nicely done. it will translate well. >> i just said, i like to pound it out hard with a guy. and i like it when he drinks run ron juice beforehand. i will be vibing, smooshing

and creeping with you. >> will america be fine as long as you can't travel. >> as long as the protection against me in any other country is still there, the jersey shore is small potatoes. >> let's send this to france. let's sind -- send it to england. but don't send it to italy. let's not send it to italy. we get along great with them, greg. they will take offense to ef small part of this -- every small part of this. coming up, a story so insane i probably dated it in the 80s. what does "bombshell mcgee" done now? nothing a few cycles of tetracycline can't cure. crazy lady.

she claims her life is over because of reality tv

exposure. could i have told her. yes, a teen exbeauty queen is doing disney in the show "wife swap" for $100 million saying they intentionally ruined her life by making her look like a spoiled brat exposing her to ridicule and mockery and ridicule. according to the lawsuit, quote, for their own profit they purposely and knowingly caused emotional and psychological harm to a praj jill 15-year-old. -- fragile 15-year-old. she was so hurt by verbal and physical assault from her peers, she had to finish school in a special program and then have her face removed. >> what? >> no. why was she getting the crap from her classmates? probably from scenes like this. >> i think pageants define me as a person. i don't care what anyone else says, looks define you. >> i feel sorry for people who

are not gorgeous people. >> that is great. she reads me mind. i feel the same way. she says many scenes from the show, presumably like that one, was scripted. she is not awful, she is a great actress. another one of her talents. you know who else is not acting? this lady. a completely not similar show. >> i give it up to god. i am god's warrior, doing anything with my family! get out! >> that's a classic. that is a classic. these shows which answer -- this is what bothers me. these are families that are vying for money. they are lower middle class almost all the time. they get the money and then they watch it destroy their family. it is like a sick little game. >> well, yeah, but we are talking about reality television.

when you look at -- i think one of the things she said was the money went to her mother and then her mother split the whole thing up and she was upset about that. if you look at the clips from her, it is shocking to me that that woman's mother would put her through public humiliation too. >> i get it. they deserve what they get then. >> i am saying the mother deserves it, not the kid. >> the notion that these reality tv shows are not for profit, that's the big allegation, for selfish profit purposes. hello, it is reality television. it is not the bbc, right? >> i don't know. some of them are educational. like transgender hospital, that's one of my favorites. i made that up. barrett, if you go on a reality show, you get what you pay for. >> you have to know you get what you pay for. >> but if you are 15. >> she's is pagents. >> i think this girl was a total nerd beforehand. maybe they were doing positive

reinforce meant -- reinforcement by saying, i am the most popular girl in high school. maybe it was a "can't buy me love" what cindy did to ronald miller where he went from totally geek to totally sheik. >> you could sue "red eye" because every day we make you look like a schmuck. >> yeah, i could never get another job again media or otherwise. but i am an adult. >> that's just from your own website. >> it is my own fault. i am not opposed to that with me or my toga friends. but this girl was 15. the mom getting back to what will said, mace -- made $twenty,000. this girl made nothing. this poor girl is like a female version of gary coleman minus the internal child aspect. i feel bad for her. >> i don't. >> i do too. we have sympathetic minds here. do you have a comment on the show? i bet you do.

e-mail us. it is red eye at fox news .com. it really is that easy, will. and to leave a voice voicemail, call 212-462-5050. and still to come, tv's andy levy. he's a jerk, barrett. >> i think so too. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by premiere racing cyclists. although continue -- controversy always surrounded his personal life no one could doubt his premiere racing ability. thank you.

welcome back. let's find out if we have got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. what about those metros sending them to the mounding for a sports star in the pomegranate league. >> they are the best chance at winning the bracket this season. >> i agree as well, sir. >> absolutely. >> healthcare. biden. so for those of you keeping score at home, it is the new deal, the fair deal, the new frontier, the great society and the big [bleep] deal. you said this is the way biden responds to effing. -- everything. he should hire himself out for weddings and bar mitzvahs. >> i think he did. it is a big f-ing deal.

>> today is the day you become a big f-ing man. >> you know what it is? it is because he didn't become president. he wanted to be president for so long, and now he can't be. it is like he is happy. >> i agree. he is like, what the hell? >> he is england. >> he is not going to be promoted any further. what is he working for. >> hang out, have a beer. >> ellis, you said you don't believe the poll that shows that 49% of americans support state lawsuits against the healthcare bill. interesting in a usa today gal lop poll, 49% said they supported the passage of healthcare reform and only 40% opposed. >> i am not sure 40% can find the drugstore, andy. people are not that engaged in this stuff as you are. >> you think people other than yourself are stupid. that's because you are a liberal and that's what you all think. >> stop by later and i will give uh lecture on the

14th avenue. >> we are up to 14? >> we will start with 1, 2, 3. how about that? >> we are up to 14 now? wow. >> prohibition is coming later, don't worry. >> by the way, you missed the biggest healthcare story of the day. senator tom coburn wrote a bill that would make it illegal for sex offenders to get viagra. that's a good idea. sorry, bill. >> that is okay, it wouldn't work on me any wai. >> glad you took that voluntarily. >> it is for science. >> voluntarily, court ordered. >> barrett, you said if you can't get laid in one of those old hospital gowns,ingmething is wrong. is there a story behind that? >> i have been ordered not to say anything. it is a count -- court document. >> will, you said your mom is an er nurse. do you have any idea about the road tieing in the back.

>> i haven't quite worked up the nerve to ask mom. >> you guys didn't have to wear those around the house. >> not after 18. >> she must have great stories though. >> it is terrifying. >> we could do a whole hour on that. >> greg-alogue, it is good now that healthcare is over so we can talk about acorn. >> we have to talk about something. >> will, you said skull and bones was founded in 1344 or something like that. >> that was a lie. >> it was. it was 1832 at yale. >> how do we know when it was founded. >> or so they say. >> 1376, what i said. >> is that what you said? >> the exact number. >> but it means we can go back and get our president from the original. >> it is all an illuminati

plot. >> stop promoting jesse ventura's book. by the way, on mpr, the acorn ceo said, quote, we are not dead yet. she said the group is, quote, transforming and becoming leaner and meaner. >> stop promoting the movie. >> "jersey shore" being exported. the beachs and the bars at the jersey shore will be over run by tourists, but anything that keeps them out of times square. >> that's the thing and the moose is better on that show. >> i encourage all foreign tourists to go to nermg new jersey. -- to new jersey. >> that sounds elitist. >> it is. it is a quicker walk for me. >> tell everybody where you live. >> he frequents the disney store. >> where we live. barrett, i was going to ask you what ron ron juice is. they say it is watermelon,

cherries strawberry juice and vodka and prepared with ice and shirtless. >> it is quite the of a fro -- afrodisiac. >> was there a point? >> yes, i lost my train of thought. i was trying to say even though we made fun of the jersey shore people, in some countries it is still considered as separational to live that life because their life suks. you might find somebody in kaz swrik stone who sees their life and they don't have food and live off rocks. >> like borat. >> yes. i started to think about unicorns. you know what happens. i think about unicorns and nothing else. >> and you get hot. >> except ways to kill griffins. >> i am done. >> okay. let me welcome back our guests. one of the few things he does do nicely.

she is so hot ellis' kitchen is called bear rise watch. if wit was my taxes i would get frustrated. and the author of the new york magazine contributing editor. i made him one after the desk after the show. you are all invited. first she was desired and now she has been fired. a speak of the idiot "bombshell mcgee" whoing ?aked jesse james with her ways. the appropriately named angry white girl fashion line said bombshell will no longer be the girl of their company. of the woman who came between sandra bullock and her classicky motorcycle repair man hub be, quote. the name of my classic line is politically correct. it has no links to racism or

facism or white supremecy. i have taken all pictures off our website. i hope they bought that. i. >> anyway, let's look at a newly released video of "bomb bombshell" and one of her friends why she dresses like a nazi. >> there have been a lot of things coming out in the pictures. i just want to go ahead on the record and say it is a form of expression and we are all entitled to it. >> for president. and i am glad i can wear a swastika now. >> what does "bombshell mcgee" make of this? >> the body shot is done at pure platinum. i'm sure she will really like that. mary mary. do you want to dawk about body shots? let's do a body shot off your

belly button. >> that is my favorite scene. sandra bullock cannot compete with something like that. there is no way. if one of your friends pranced around for a photo shoot with a sways swastika, would you defend her the way mary mary did. >> i would cut and released that friend so fast you wouldn't believe it. that's awful. >> bill, are you a licensed marriage therapist. sandra has cancelled yet another press engagement. is this the right thing, the right way to deal with the problem. >> to be fair, only licensed in estonia. tmz just reported that they have now -- according to sources, they are now seeing divorce lawyers, jesse james and sandra bullock. they are interviewing them now. what could the guy possibly say. you get what you can get. well, she is an american sweetheart with a nazi

saluting tattooed former calling girl for a porn site. i say you get half of "the blind side" proceeds. >> in pop culture, everybody has a second life. the scary thing about it, here is a girl that wears a swastika and she will be huge. she will get her own vh1 show, isn't she? >> does she have one already? i don't know. with that clearly she should have one now. how anyone gets a first life let alone a second. but if it doesn't work out, i will do it. >> as long as dr. drew is on two feet that woman will have a celebrity rehab. >> she has a tatoo addiction. >> actually it is more serious than you think. i know you started on one leg and then you are -- >> exact lee. >> those weren't tattoo. >> i don't know if it is more severe. >> we are not giving the spotlight to the one good guy in all this. i am really happy jaime

ferrari came out against it. >> i was waiting -- when was he is going to say something? >> i am wearing the creepy girl cor daw roy. very slim fit jig and it makes you a cranky girl. >> coming up, from the awesome abc series "modern family." if you leave now i will can sell our trip to cob bow. >> debbie can't go two minutes without talking about the university and the guy with the lazy eye from harvard. >> i wish that tarp would go back to columbia and take her weird little brown friend with her.

so when i said brown people, i i was not talking about your brown people. i was talking about people who go to a university, not your people. not that your people couldn't go to college.

okay now i am hearing myself say your people a lot. >> he is adorable even when he is choking which is not a good trait if you are really choking. that's a look at the fantastic show "modern family" you can catch it wednesdays at 9 p.m. eastern. we are pleased to have one of the stars of requested modern family. i have to say this show sneaks up on people. before you know it, it is your favorite show. >> is that true? >> yes. >> it is amazing. we hear lots of really nice things from people. i just choose not to believe it. >> well, it is weird. i was told -- well, andy was telling me about it. i thought when you look at it and hear it is a mocumentary you think, i am sick to death of mocumentary. you say that is not really part of the show. >> i think our creator has recently said it is a family comedy told in the style of a documentary, more than like a

mocumentary. i am annoyed with that word. >> it is a made up word, and i don't like it. >> i think we are different. i think they have found a true original tone for our show. >> everybody is great. one of the things that is amazing, i hate kids on tv. but they are great. >> i kind of agree with you. we do have like the best kid actors i think on tv. when is the l.a. time you saw a show that was willing to put three kids in a scene together without an adult, and our kids can handle it 100%. >> there is no saccharin kind of lesson to be learned. there may be a lesson, but are you not being hit over the head after school special style. >> i agree. they are great. >> how has your life changed? >> well, my life has changed in that i am in new york city. i have never been to new york city before the show premiered and i have been here now three times since then. people know me on the street and come up and say nice things to me. but pretty much it is the same.

just go to work and be thankful i got this crazy as job. can i say ass? >> yes. that was my nickname in college for things i can't get no here. >> all of the names of your characters are like shell done, leo, floyd and harvey. i also realize you are a big guy so you either are gonna play a union organizer or a desk clerk. so this has got to be great for you to play a gay man in a relationship with a kid. >> yeah, when i said i wanted to be an actor and wanted to get into the business i never in a million years thought this would be the thing people got to know me for, for sure. i wanted to be a character actor. i have been phil three or five times. have i been earv a couple times. >> earv in "csi." >> ronnie. >> that was in "party of 5". >> yeah, i was just talking about that show today.

one of the people on that show was very rude to me. >> which one? was it scott wolf? >> i am not saying. >> i tell you what, scott wolf, drunken jerk, shows up -- can i tell this story? >> i was hooking up with a girl at the time. >> never mind. kind of an obnoxious guy. >> well, he was -- maybe i caught him on a bad day. >> every day was a bad day for scott wolf for a longtime there. it has the goen better since then. am i embarassing you? >> by the way, every wednesday -- >> funny thing about sheldon in "almost famous." cameron crow let me pick that name. he threw out a bunch of name tags. he said, you are a funny guy, pick the tag you need the most. >> how old were you? you weren't a little kid, were you? >> that was my first movie i was ever in. >> that's a great movie. >> it is a good movie. >> it seems like every time you are up for an award,

"glee" will beat you out. how much do you hate those guys and their stupid singing? >> what? you know,-- i have not seen the show but a couple times. all i have to say is they must be a great show because we are a great show and we are both getting nominated and they are winning. >> gene lynch is brilliant. >> have i been a fan of hers for a longtime. it is a good show. good for them. >> i want to take a break, but stick around. have i more questions. >> i will not stick around. >> that's never happened before. that's actually kind of rude. i don't want you here anymore. >> awkward. >> we will get scott wolf in. he will defend himself. he is probably crying in the background. is she like the horse whisperer. >> i don't know. whispers to dead horses. don't go anywhere, people.

the great show "modern family" on. i want to ask you about sophia who plays the younger wife. i bet she smells like rainbows. does she some. >> she smells very good. it took me -- it took me

probably i would say two solid weeks of working with her to not just get caught staring at her in a room. for sure. she is a very -- julie bowen is also beautiful as well. >> she's hot too. >> i think we have the modern day marianne and ginger. we really do have the modern day marianne and ginger. >> what does that make ?u. >> i am the skipper. i am in charge of everything. >> who is your little buddy? well, of course you have your little buddy. i read that you base a lot -- now, your character is gay. did you base these man riffles on your mother? >> yeah. in the addition process when i was going in, it was a tricky role to navigate through. i just needed something familiar for the addition. it kind of worked. cutting my physicality and my mom's gestures and demeanor worked. it got me the job. >> well done. >> yeah, well done. she loves it. >> well, does she regret you are not gay?

i bet she does. >> no, i think she is happy that h i am not, but there is nothing wrong with that. i said, mom, i am a lesbian stuck in a man's body. she said, what does that mean? >> have i to ask an important question for fans of "the brady bunch." you were just shooting in hawaii. how much does that suck. >> it is awful. hawaii is the worst state in the union. >> it is not even a state. they have their own money. >> and somebody was telling me that a high high an guy that there has never been anything signed. >> that's true. it is a complete farce. you are not even sure you landed in hawaii. that could have been catalina. i they could have just knocked you out. >> it was mr. t style. they grabbed us and all of a sudden we were there. it was great. we stayed at the four seasons which i highly recommend. >> it is a beautiful place. >> it was great. >> i have never been there. >> and they will nef allow you

there. >> is it the season finale? >> it is not the season finale. it is the second to the last episode. >> does it involve a vodoo curse? >> no, but there is an home homage paid to "brady bunch." you have to wait and see. it is not thrown in your face. you have to be looking for it. >> i like it when it is thrown in my face. >> you like everything in your face. >> well, eric, a pleasure having you here. eric, you have to check out "modern family" if you haven't. it is not one of the shows that people talk about. >> it is the best show on television hands down. >> except "red eye." >> i'm sorry. >> it airs wednesdays at 9 p.m. eastern on abc. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's own andy levy. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news .com slash rid eye.

time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. barrett, how did the charity race go? gite l.a. marathon? it went fantastically. i believe we had 23 athletes there, maybe even more. they all did the race. one guy who is a professional race car driver, micro man, who is an -- mike roman he said it was his first race and it was the most amazing experience. it was terrific. thanks for asking. >> excellent. cool. >> will, what do you think about jose reyes return together mets. >> i think he will get hit by a truck before his next start. sorry. >> and then miss dying es nod by the mets doctors and they will say he triped and fell on the stairs. your book got a nice view. >> i was pleasantly surprised. it was a nice thing. >> ellis, you have a book coming out too, right? >> i have been working with

sean payton it is called "home team" about the rise of new orleans and the saints. thank you for mentioning. >> when does that come out? >> july 6th. so please buy a copy. >> i have a book too you know. >> greg has a book. he's an author. >> i have a book too. >> how was your review? >> i don't have reviews yet. jerk. >> bill syour book coming out soon too? >> yeah, my book is called "greg, willis and ellis' book sucks" it is wordy and don't forget .org. >> you couldn't afford the .com, you need the .org. >> it was taken! >> greg, will there be a kindle version of your book? >> yes there will. what the hell is a kindle version? >> it is a unicorn. >> it will be translated. andy, we have to go. >> thank you, always a pleasure. bill shultz, you are terrible.