bullet proof vest on campus. you represent hope! t >> welcome to "red eye." it's like the ghost whit perer, if by ghost you mean tranny. >> what's coming up? >> we'll take a look at the worst thing megan fox has ever been in. and a new study claims to debunk the idea that cows contribute to global warming. and a new york city college creates a college -- a foundation for male studies. >> thank you. andy. >> i am waiting for your half of april's rent. >> greg: i'm going through a dry spell. maybe you can cut me slack. >> it is not like you are not working. >> greg: i made a series of bad investments, why can't we leave it at that? >> i told you giving money to scott was a bad scbrd i told you

that giving money to seth was a bad idea and i told you never to open that club up with bruce. >> >> greg: i am tired of hearing your voice. >> we'll talk later. jerk. >> ginger snap with the news on tap, patti ann browne. she'so hotted, smokey the bear sits outside of her home. >> he's a writer, john devore, he's so sharp, the sharper image is now called the door-er image. that was terrible. >> that's amazing. it's my drug mule, bill schulz. and next to me, the delightful and wonderful comedian joseph derosa. hobos would sleep beneath him every night. and he writes arts ach --

arts & leisure. >> he can see the trees for the forest and he drives a ford taurus -- can't confirm the last one. good rhyme. >> thanks for that. >> doesn't sound like you are too thankful. >> not at all, actually. >> oh. >> i hate you, paper. i hate you. hey, look -- it may be the worst thing in the history of worst things. a new video featuring mebegin fox and brian austin green is taking a hard-hitting look at the budget cuts that california is facing. they think that cutting the budget is really bad and mean and bad and mean. take a look. look-takers... >> you are our new teacher? >> no, no, no. i'm sorry. i was looking for the library. you don't have a teacher? she was laid off. >> and they combined our class with another teacher's class. >> the kids are multiplying

faster than my headlights. >> like gitmo. >> we're just getting warmed up. >> two more kids for your class. >> wait, wait. there is no more room in here. >> good work. >> you know, governor arnold schwarzenegger was growing up in austria, he didn't have a desk either. he went on to win the mr. olympia title -- eight times. think about that. >> do they treat you like this every day? >> no wonder so many of us end up in prison. >> i am getting it. governor arnold schwarzenegger's getting kids in prison. which, by the way, i'm all for. the video is three minutes long. you can get its craftiness without a big chunk of it. >> got any trash? >> no, pod threw up in the corner. >> i'll get this. >> what?! you don't have a janitor? >> the janitorial staff was let go with the last budget cut. but when governor arnold

schwarzenegger was a boy, he used to cleakt all the trash in his village and burn it to keep his family warm in the cold winters. >> that's a made-up fact. >> well... good news. we didn't cut the lunch program. >> oh, that's good. >> this is the new lunch program. all right. one more for you. ooh, got a hot one here. >> no, no! you can't leave him with us. he needs help. take him to the nurse. nurse? >> the nurse was let go at the end of last year. >> there is no nurse? >> in the early 90s, governor arnold schwarzenegger cut a microchip out of the back of his own head with no anesthesia. >> dude, that was the terminator. >> i don't know what that is. [chuckles] >> greg: hey. would like to apologize if you haven't blown your brains out, except bill, of course. i was hoping you would. >> actually, funny stuff, but i

hate political ideology -- especially patti ann browne, when they don't know what they are talking about. >> it's a false choice, that's the problem. i think that megan fox and brian a stin green have their hearts in the right place. but the teacher salaries in california are the highest in the nation. they have great benefits and pensions. if they cut the teachers' salary, they would not have to reduce the teachers and all of that to the extent they are talking about. you know, the unions will not let that happen. the unions would rather see the kids suffer. so let's be clear about whose fault it is. the budget is not allocated properly. >> i agree with you that they have their hearts in the right place, in the sense it's due north of the upper intestine. but i don't think one thing has anything to do with the other. >> greg: interesting point. >> i see that many kids and i think sweat shop. i think there is a way to close the budget gap. >> ah! >> if we don't do something soon, we will have to sell

california back to mexico. but i am confused by videos, are we supposed to take this seriously you? know, it's like -- they want them to be funny but they want to make a serious policy statement. i think the two cancel themselves out. >> greg: if you take it seriously, they could say, it's only a joke. that's the strategy. >> it's a false choice. >> greg: it is a false choice. >> joe, you have been following this. you are like our resident expert. what did you get out of this? [chuckles] >> i can't believe that i am supposed to believe that megan fox cares, number 1. >> it wreaks to me of supporting a cause for publicity. you know, i can see her agents bringing her in and being like, you know, you are really shallow. everybody knows it. we have to make it look like you care about something, so let's get out here and do this. it's ridiculous. she's such a crappy actress, she can't even fake concern. >> greg: i know. >> it's so phony. but, look -- you know... you said, their hearts are in the

right place, i guess. >> greg: it looks like she just rolled out of the bed, naked with a metal def tee. >> she's 99.9% hotter than everybody else on the universe. >> absolutely. >> saddest thing, the only way that brian austin green can get a job is on funny or die and he only got the job by dating megan fox. it's pretty sad. >> it's true, according to impd, the last time he was paid was a small independent film, called "turning japanese." if you haven't seen it, you really should. >> i will march right out. >> i feel bad. the rumor that he has an open relationship -- >> oh, yeah, she can cheat on him. but he is still dating megan fox and they are not. >> there is good news because her next psa is going to be about the budget cuts hollywood has made to brian austin green's

career. >> great idea. >> it's called funny or die. does this mean we can kill them? >> >> greg: i will say the joakz about arnold schwarzenegger were not bad. >> and not by them. >> greg: that's true. i went to the department of finance web site, which is as close as you will get to research -- >> i'm impressed. >> greg: it was my assistant, seth. he's the greatest. i tried to read this. 60% of the budget goes to -- goes to education in california. and they're having this problem. so what's the real problem? it's grease. california is grease. it's a land of entitlements. what you can't support in which everybody expects something for free, so you get cuts and they are not making the connection of they are saying, we are not getting any more stuff. this isn't fair. i'm hot. >> i agree with you about the entitlement thing because i researched this story. >> yeah.

which i don't do -- >> brag about it. >> you are one step above 95% of our guests. >> everything i was reading was talking about how it was going to affect colleges. that was the primary effect of the text. i say anything that is going to make the scam of the college system crumble more quickly, god bless it. take their money. they are over privileged and entitled. they are staffed with people who are semi-capable. they are lazy and all they're concerned about is getting 10 tower act like state employees and never have to think. >> being semi-capable is worse than being incapable. it's like, that's exactly what they consist of, people who are not very good at anything. >> yeah. you know? >> maybe they could be in this if they tried. >> the concept of tenure is amazing. the idea that there is an industry where you cannot get

fired if you get to a certain point. and these people work like one hour a week. >> yeah. >> okay. what is the agenda behind funny or die now? >> bill? >> a lot of death. a lot of videos -- >> greg: it started out -- >> it was will farrell. >>. >> greg: it's a politically pointed exercise. >> i know that california's grease and san francisco is truly -- you have seen the sculptures. you know what i am saying. >> you mean the ones that grease or san francisco? >> it doesn't matter. >> greg: from budget cuts to cattle butts. the one thing vegetarians and environmentalists can agree on, besides deodorant being optional is that eating meat produces global warming because of the methane that is produced. according to research in the

latest issue of nature, love their centerfields, grazing moo-moos release nitrous oxide. chinese cows found that grass produces more nitrous oxide when cattle haven't been eating it. butterball is a real name of a german institute of technology says >> it's generally assumed if you increase livestock numbers issue you get a rise in emissions of nitrous oxide. this is not the case. >> you're so smug. >> when you are that good looking, you can be smug. >> i guess. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. guy's got everything. let's go to the heavily cow populated town of slavenia. [sobbing] >> suffice to say the reaction

of ya ya is decidedly mixed. let me go to you first, joe, an avid environmentalist. are you going to go back to eating steak and meat and everything? >> you know, it's so hard when one of the beatles, paul mccartney is a big proponent. it's hard when a beatle tells to you stop eating steak. i love that the only people that support issues this vehemently are celebrities and lunatics handing out flyers in the street. they are the only two classes of people who are cut off from the society that they think they are going to change activities and behaviors that have been going on for thousands of years, globally. >> i think that celebrities, the years in which we come face to face with the sad reality of the world, they are busy trying to be famous. they get famous when they are 28 or 30 and they discover the issues for the first time.

gwyneth paltrow discovered fried foods and she's food. i have been living on that crap every day. we are hearing about global warming and foods and falling apart. this can't be good for al gore's psyche. >> definitely not. or for anyone, honestly. i believed that the global warming thing was so tragic because it was distracting away from some of the other real environmental issues that i was still believing in. but every day, another one bites the dust. it turns out we don't know anything about what is good or bad for the environment. >> you know what is bad for the environment? biting the dusts. >> but the scientists are so puzzled as to why it's decreasing where the the cows are grazing. nitrous oxide equals laughing gas. the cows are getting very happy. they are sucking ita all up, i don't want see what the mystery is. >> greg: speaking of sucking it all up, you can't afford a steak, so does it mean anything?

>> i like to spend the weekends getting ready, cranking her open, taking out the canister, filling up a balloon and huffing it. so if you are asking me to choose between chows and getting super high for a very short amount of time. i go with nitrous oxide all the time. >> greg: i salute you. that is not a false choice. that's a real choice. >> in a perfect world, i could can a chow and a ready whip at the same time. >> greg: john, you're from texas, it's a great country. >> i love beef. >> greg: they must be jumping for joy. >> when i heard this, i was eating meatballs. i have to save the earth by eating more beef. and now that -- you know, you bring up a great point this. kind of story is what happens when politics mixes with science. it's like megan fox. it's like, politics awkwardly mixing with entertainment. you get bad science and you get

these silly stories. >> you know, you also are describing "red eye," which is, we try to do news and we are incompetent. >> you know -- >> don't admit that. >> when entertainment mixes with science, you get science fiction, am i right? think about it. >> greg: i'm done. shall i move on? >> no. >> greg: keep doing that through the break. now, to the greg-a log, a fly trap of fun. >> rentedly, i told but deepak chopra tweeting that his meditation caused an earthquake. for that, i called him a clown. now clown jr. has responded. >> dear greg, as a member of the chopra household, kisay with full confidence that you have no insight on into our family. but thanks for trying. if you are interested in real dialogue, avoid sensationalistic

platitudes like evil. since when did capitalism connote evil? respectfully, gothat this chopra. you changed your name because gothaim sounded more hip. i never said i had insight to your family. but i am smart enough to know you are rich. maybe it bugs you that it cames from the pockets of misguided people searching for answers your dad claims to offer, you know, the seduction of the spirit, which cost nearly $1800. i bet that paid for a few lunches at the ivy and the premureddial sound meditation courses for $1700. there better be a happy ending. at the chopra center, instructors can heal irritable bowel syndrome. takes an ass to know one. hereof's what i actually said... >> that's what chopra is, that

evil capitalist, who den nate greats the american system, taking full advantage of it, selling dvds and wellness programs that sell for thousands of bucks. he's a true capitalist, if he's capitalizing on lonely, middle-aged women. it's your dad, not capitalism that's bad. when the holocaust happened not because hitler was evil, but all countries on both sides of the divide are enmeshed in the same conflicted mind-set. do i have insight into your dad. i wish i didn't. if you disagree with me, you need to have a primureddial sound meditation. >> bill, he said thanks for trying. do you think he meant it? >> that expressment of gratitude, it did not sound

sincere. and there is no place for sarcasm in transcendental meditation t. shouldn't be there. >> greg: john? i. >> give kudos to his kid. >> chopra is part of a proud american tradecision of bible-thumping charlatans. >> he gets a freebie because it's -- it's an eastern religion, so that's cooler among celebrities. i am right, joe? what do you think? >> yeah. i respect tupac, or deepak. i don't know his name. i respect any guy who has the gall to connect something intangible to spirit, to something tangible like $1800. >> he makes a lot of money. capitalism is good. i don't think he should rail against america while making all of that money. >> you notice that the son didn't say the father was joking about causing the earthquake. >> greg: he glossed over that and we have to gloss over to a

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>> greg: they're putting the stud in studies. it's true. wagner college has announced the creation of a foundation for male studies, male studies

explore the male as male, masculinity and the lives of boys and men. sounds like a weekend on my uncle sal's yacht. rather than being a bookend to the pile of women's foundations, many are openly hostile toward feminism. a researcher on the hatred of men and boys, quote... >> [laughter] >> going to be involved in male studies, there is some fundamental issue of femininism. >> wow. get a stroke there. let's take a look at the state of maleness, shall we?

>> don't let them near the baby. wow. >> john? >> yeah. studies have ruined so many lives, don't you think it's time for a male counterpart to right those wrongs? >> as a jenner, we need to produce our own -- yeah, anointing, angry -- everyone's so angry. women are angry, men are angry. if you don't have to fight for your breakfast, you have no right to be angry. like, i have -- do you know how many different types of hungry man frozen dinners there are? we have no right to be angry. >> academic institutions are smothered in anti-male professors and it gets worse. it's not so bad to have an opposing voice. >> yeah, i thought, at first, i thought, this is a stupid idea. but their point does seem to be that society is starting to really sanction a hatred of men in a lot of this is sparked by

misguided feminism and men are become emascalated. i agree with that and i can see where there is a place for that and you have the men studies people saying, what's the difference between men studies and male studies? and there isn't that much difference? but the male study people say there is a big difference. >> joe, what do you think? would you take this course? >> 100%, i think this is a great idea. i think if we are going to move to have a balanced -- environment with the sexes in our culture, we need to explore both of those sexes fully and appropriately. you know, what often happens is we compensate for past ill behavior with plaication. you know? we say, we treated treated thisp bad, so let's give them a parade or a day. that's belittling. >> i agree with you completely. last word to bill. you are going to take the course to meet new people? >> already did. took the ferry to staten island. went to the classroom and had my

opera binoculars on and that was not what i thought it was going to be. >> greg: you were escorted out, weren't you? >> i was. >> greg: it wasn't a real escort. >> either way, direquest it. >> greg: you are going to the hampton this is weekend. >> good times. >> all right. >> greg: do you have a comment on the show? email us. we have a direct voicemail line. still to come, the half-time report from the troubled andy leavy. >> the half-time report is sponsored by awesometown, fun things for a low price, but the streets of made of cheese. thanks awesometown usa.

caller: welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong. not a good game for the new york metros. but the bat swingers fail fod get the gig in the 3-1 anti-win. not a good time for the metros at all. as expected, the throwing rods or tossing hasn't been that good. >> subpar for the course. >> it won't matter unless the metros swat the steroids with more voltage. >> greg: i agree. they have to aim for the walls at the end of the field. >> the far wall. >> greg: yeah. get around that square area so they can get to their house.

[laughter] >> what a great sport. >> is this espn? what's going on? >> george orwell. >> funny or die video. i have a problem with the word die. >> you said, you thought their hearts are in the right place, too bad their braips are not. >> i think celebrities should get all side of the story before they go whole hog supporting any cause. i am not sure that they understand the nuances of the unions and the state of california in general and a lot of programs -- >> greg: i think megan has all the sides. >> you are not sure she understands the nuances? >> i am not. >> going out on a limb there. >> i was trying to be polite. >> joe, you said you can't believe you are supposed to believe that megan fox gives a crap about this. but her boyfriend was in the video. his kid goes to the school that the video was snot and my sources tell me that she did the

video as a favor to him and in return, he doesn't -- she doesn't have to sleep with him for a whole month. >> oh, great. i am equally attracted to both of them. [laughter] >> really? >> it's so hard to choose. >> how stupid was she to pick a has been? anyway >> that's a long time. >> back to joe. >> that's a ridiculously weird but good track record, though. >> he's a handsome guy. [laughter] >> we'll be right back. >> yes. let's take a break. >> greg, you said 60% of california's budget goes to education, 40% goes to k-12 and 12% to higher education. >> that dwells 60%. >> exactly. exactly 60%. >> cows don't cause global warming. first of all, yay cows, am i right? >> it's about time. >> p.a.b., you think the cous

are inhaling the nitrous oxide. i don't believe that was part of the study. >> i thought it was a really good explanation, more than we have got fren all of these scientists. >> those scientists were awesome. >> i am bashing scientists. i love scientists. >> it's a good thing. >> john issue you said that your response was time to eat meatball, but isn't that your response pretty much every story. >> it was an ideal with emotional issues. >> and even when we did the story about how meatballs are bad and evil. >> my pockets are full of meatballs right now. >> yeah. >> greg, depock chopra and son. greg, i don't think we got a chaps to show it, with depock's tweet today on friday. >> greg: yes. >> may greg gutfeld be healthy and peaceful and may all of his good intentions be fulfilled. >> he's spelled my name wrong. did you notice a lot of his tweets after that -- there was

one about letting go of his humility or -- it affected him deeply, apparently. >> he said, i will renew myself by letting go of self importance. >> that happened right after that. i felt almost bad. then i thought, nah. he rips off a lot of people. >> meanwhile issue his son, gotham said you should avoid evil, no better than the critic who is call you fascist. he tweeted on friday that some dude on fox news called my dad an evil capitalist. i guess we're square since i call them fackist a-holes. >> i said he allegedly rips people off. just saying >> you're welcome, lawyers. >> i did depock a lot of credit. i didn't know it was possible to meditate with your head so far up your ass.

>> andrew -- >> take that back. >> if he caused that earthquake, the government needs to kidnap him and weaponnize the hell out of him. >> you are on a roll. >> absolutely. and on the male study, john, you said approaching -- with as many hungry man dinners we don't have the right to be hungry -- >> angry. >> angry. >> bithey take 20 minutes to make and when men are hungry, that's a long time and men are angry because dinner is not on the table the way it used to be, the way our founding fathers intended it. >> and that hungry man dish is a pound of food. >> we do our founding fathers special next week, it's going to be a three-hour special, it will be about what was in the constitution in regards to getting food on the table by the mrs. >> the hungry -- the dinner thing was in the federalist papers. >> i had no idea. >> and greg, know your history.

what's the deal with the federalist papers? why are they papers? >> back then, they wrote on paper, greg. >> it's a tough world. >> he would put his hemp in there and roll it up and you know the rest. >> greg, i'm being told to cut bill off and move on with the show. >> all right. bill. you are cut off. no talk about this glass. >> greg: thank you. let me welcome back patti ann browne, newschannel anchor, she is so hot, people are advised to put sunscreen on their skin before exposing themselves to her. >> ooh. >> writer john devore, his commentary is so biting it leaves marcos your brain. and joseph derosa, if joe were light, he would have headlights. >> headlights. >> this week, people who report that the navy is considering banning smoking on submarines. what the heck for?

well, the chief of naval operations explains, quote, that atmosphere -- smoking -- moves around the submarine. you don't smell it, but the damaging things from the smoke are still present. >> well put. the potential ban will impact thousands of dudes. 40% of the people serving on submarines are smokers. that's four out of 10 and 40% of people i surveyed think this man is an innovator. >> i love t. pure joy. >> where did you find that? he won't leave us alone. there is something wrong with this. right? what's wrong with this? >> they near a pressurized tube... hurtling underneath the water, why not smoke? that's a lot of stress. that's the best thing -- a nuclear submarine is one of the most -- the most advanced weapons system in the entire

american arsenal. they are putting their lives at risk to defend us. let them light up. >> joe, you may say this, the sub comes up and you get to get on top and smoke. how can you not love that activity? >> yeah. i like being on top of things. >> yeah. smoking. [laughter] >> i don't know. yeah, i guess they should be allowed to smoke. i'm a smoker. but if i was choosing to spend most of my time on a submarine, cigarettes wouldn't be my first gripe. can we get some chicks? sunlight once in a while? cigarettes would be down the list. >> you were stationed in a sub in the 90s. shouldn't people in the military be allowed -- it's a stress release. >> no, i understand that. i understand that, especially if you near that claustrophobic environment, you would want to light up. but the air is resierk --

circulated and there would be second-hand smoke issues and you would be breathing it and tasting it. they have the smokeless cigarettes, the crown 7s now. i guess ifn that environment, i would like to gift smokers their rights, but submarines, maybe you try something else. >> but second-hand smoke studies are bogus. >> i agree with that. but i have to say, am i the only one here that wasn't surprised that smoking was allowed on submarines? at least, you have a window. -- >> they have windows? but have you to go up. >> open very quickly. water comes in and right back down. >> but you don't worry about falling asleep and starting a fire. >> if you get cancer, won't it be from the nuclear reactor? hoos when you get the third eye. >> i wish i knew. but smoking is fun. and bad fur. don't do it, kids. >> do it! >> who said that? >> greg: dakota fanning shows us how it kill, skin and disembowel

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thank you. ♪ you make me feel so young. >> greg: they take your silver and always deliver. not the drug deecialtion but vending machines. if you thought they just sling soda and snacks, you don't know anything and you should be shot in the face -- >> wow. >> that's harsh. our next guest has written a bok about all the things you can buy from the metal boxes. vending machines, coin consumerism. it's a beautiful book. we are pleased to have the author, christopher salyers. this is an unusual topic to write a book about. would you say you are the world's foremost expert on vending machines? >> that's a bit strong, but yeah, i have been around. i know what vending machines are

and how they exist and how how they are moving ahead in the future. >> yeah, i know a guy with a weird kind of, i would say prurient obsession with vacuum cleaners and that has gotten him in trouble. when did you notice you were obsessed with vending machines? >> my first trip to japan. i was doing a book on japanese bento boxes. i was wandering around and i saw how technology really drove that society. it all sparked from there. >> you are attract to the design of things. those bent on boxes are amazing. the first one is a robot [bleep] coke. shut up, everybody! >> tell me about this vending machine. >> this is -- a lot of big brand companies are actually recognizing the marketing

potential in the vending machine. this is coke going around tokyo and actually promoting coke through a walking, working robot. >> greg: that's fantastic. i love that. i want to go to the creepier things. let's go to the fetish vending machine. explain what we are looking at here. >> this is a tokyo fetish store in which, it is almost like being inside of a working vending machine. you never see a person's face. you never actually ircht act with anybody. you choose items, you take a card. you hand it to a nondescript hand and you get delivered the item. it's like being inside the machine. >> this is a privacy thing. >> privacy, yeah. >> greg: to escape the humiliation. why does japan lead the way in advise vending machines? >> it's three-fold -- >> greg: not the vending machines. but the items that they put in? >> well, they're kinky.

that's one thing. but it's about -- space. space is a big issue. it's an island and crime is relatively low there. so you don't see vandalism like you see here, i am sure people have seen vending machines with cages around them in rest stops here. you don't see that in japan. >> greg: vending machines can sell you cages, which is awesome. the next one, the pizza machine. what do you get out of this? i imagine, it's pizza. >> it's pizza. for a while, you can get frozen microwave pizzas. but this italy, they have a machine that kneads the dough and makes a pizza from scratch. >> greg: that's incredible. i want one of those in my house. just to talk to me. this is really strange. what is this? >> it's cockroaches. >> greg: cockroaches. so why do you need a vending machine for cockroaches itch

they are pets. they are cute. not only that, it's a claw machine. so you try your luck at getting one. >> greg: i don't need this. i have them in my apartment. my apartment qualifies -- >> new york is different from tokyo. >> greg: why are they fun? there is excitement. it's a transaction, but it's like a carnival game. >> they are the future. we are technology driven. we want to -- we want to interact with a machine almost more than a person. >> greg: tell me about it. i hate people. you knew that was directed at you. christopher, great having you. you have to check it out. it's extremely cool. the photographs are tasteful. i don't know what i'm talking about. coming up next, mail time. don't forget to check out my blog, blah, blah, blah, et cetera.

>> greg: it's mail time. here we go. david from new york city says...

the answer, i have no idea. but you buy the book and you want me to sign it, i will be happy to if you provide first-class air fare and 45 minutes of clean, therapeutic massage. but i will sign it anyway. go to amazon.com and toward now. if you order two, you will get the second one for the same price as the first one. >> i can't afford not to. >> i know. it's a deal you won't find anywhere else. right? >> just keep going, greg. >> greg: my bladder's empty. >> did you just swear? >> no! >> rassa emails... >> let me get this straight, your boss is asking to you email us to purchase the april 6 show. sorry, i don't deal with the middle man. if your boss wants a copy of the show, he has to deal with me

personally. i will be in bryant park. i know, i don't take moan. this transaction will involve a number of humiliating activities, whether your boss shows up or not. that's how i roll. >> you get it done. >> greg: yeah. >> keep going. >> ron from jacksonville writes... >> ron, you are right and i am wrong, which is amazing because i'm such a fan. who can forget all the great characters? can we have a picture of nick morris? there he is. he's awesome. and fyi, did you know that scott valentine created the world's larnest ion collider? well, he didn't. he did nothing of the sort. anyway, bret emails...

>> andy is not ashamed of his cats, he likes to keep his private life private and his public life separate from those he loves dearly. this is andy's last birthday party. cake of tender vittles and giant scratching post for the neighbors and catnip cupcakes. >> i love the western beef. >> absolutely. >> not a cat chap. >> i keep saying that. >> you don't need to. you can move on. >> greg: all right. post game wrapup from andy leavy. my interview with the punk -- [mumbling]

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>> >> greg: you can watch us saturday at midnight, eastern time, 9:00 p.m. pacific time. this is awesome. jim norton, ann coulter and oderus urunningus in the studio. hey, time to go back to andy leavy for the post game wrapup. >> drink -- drunk on robot cokes. >> please explain this -- >> glen beck returns in a moment. but first, chris mathews. >> you know what? it was a blooper, but someone i know made a worse one. [laughter] >> yes. no. in my defense, i had a blinding migraine and i didn't know what i was saying. i apologized to chris immediately and he is such a sweet guy, he was very gracious.

but youtube and the blogs won't leave me alone and i feel very bad. >> i was thinking about the robot [bleep] >> whoa! sorry. >> we are saying that word now, apparently. >> it means rooster. >> you are talking about that show robot chicken? >> yeah, yeah. >> you claim that liberals are vulcans and you won't should the shut up about it. waare conservatives? >> jedi knights. vulcans are social scientists and jedi religious cowboys. >> joe, is it true you started writing and directing? >> yes, i wrote and directed a short film called shooting angles with bill burrr and coldin klain and it's exciting. i have a bunch of stuff on adam dom. >> sweet. >> nice show. thanks. >> greg: john devore, joseph