christie is the politician that the founders envisioned. he tells the truth and he doesn't hide. he takes his oath of office seriously. >> glenn: from new york, good night, welcome to "red eye." it is like all my children, if by children you mean my glistening quads. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, who did you have fired today? >> not enough people, greg. coming up on the big show, what is the best way to convince people they need to cut their carbon emissions. we don't know, but we will show you the best way. and rick sanchez says the jews run his net work. and rick sanchez was fired by the jews who run cnn. and finally, a woman drives four hours with the goal of shooting a guy who said something nasty about her on the internet. and our allstar policeman prays she doesn't -- allstar panel prays she doesn't watch the show. >> you smell so brisk and

smell so sweet and talk like a waiting gentle woman. >> i thank thee noble sir. >> andy, are you siting on a motorcycle? >> no, i'm on a boat. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with entertainment journalist jill dobson. she's so sweet that sweet n low is now call jill done son and low. it is hard to write it on the packages. she has the brain and the jacket and the hair. it is reason .com's editor in chief. he edits both of those. he is so smart he can solve a rubix hexagone. and my repulsive sidekick is here, bill shultz. he smells of used bandaids and gin. and sitting next to me, it is good to have him back. if hilarity was skin cream i would wake up with him on my face. and our new york times correspondent, please die pinch. >> be sure to check out ben

brantly's piece as to why lady gaga has made drag queen shows obsolete. side note, i will be at the manhole under the gorgeous persona of contessa. >> i bet a lot of people will be filling you in. >> even i got that one. >> all right. it is the movie far from groovy. the picture show that had to go. it is a four-minute flick called "no pressure" created by a british it echo freak called 10-10 who wants everyone to cut their greenhouse gas emission biz 10% in a year. it was written by richard curtis who wrote "knottig hill,"" four weddings and a funeral." and they say agree with them or die. before we run it, i must warn you it is kind of shocking. and for bill shultz, arousing. >> right, kids, just before you go, there is a brilliant idea i would like to run by you. it is called 10/between.

-- 10/10. the idea is everyone cuts their carbon emissions by 10%. so ep coulding the planet safe for everyone eventually. it hasn't got to be a huge thing, but i would love it if you and your family would think about doing something. >> what sort of thing, miss? >> oh like getting your dads to insulate the loft, or taking your next holiday by train instetd -- instead of flying. >> we are thinking of using our car less. >> great. it would be great to get a sense of how many may do this just for a percentage. >> fantastic. anyone else? fine, that's your own choice. >> thank you so much for today. i will see you all tomorrow. and just before you go, i just

need to press this little button here. >> now, everybody please remember to read chapters five and six on volcanoes. >> oh my goodness. i guess the message is if you disagree with the echo fashists you get blown up. those groonies are so darn rational. they have i can taken it off the website. t it goes on and on and they put up a statement saying ars -- saying, many find it funny. we sincerely apologize. we are all about trying new ways to get people to take action on climate change. unfortunately we missed the mark. >> you sure did. they all sound like outcast from "oliver." >> that's true. >> it is because they are british. >> it is "oliver" without the

wife beating. >> that's true. >> there is not much reason to watch. >> could it have been a parity of stria dent climate change activism? that's how i look at it. >> could rick sanchez been a parity of jew-hating anchor men? >> you are jumping to the next story. >> the question answers itself. >> well, what do you think? good or bad? >> you know, it made me want to flush the toilet twice even before i got in there. this is the type of movie that -- yeah, i want the planet to die out of spite now. >> >> you know, i arrived and now -- >> i'm done with it. >> you want to dump it. >> you want to be like ike turner. >> yeah, i'm bringing it all with me. >> i think they went a little too far. the teacher said, if you say no to this, we are going to

blow you up. >> i think more people would have agreed with it. i was in the video store recently and one of his movies like "knoting hill" was up and a sign said" if you like this movie you will also like --" and there was an arrow pointing to a bowl of [bleep] >> really? i had no idea. that's helpful. >> not sanitary though health code-wise. >> jill, what do you make of this? would it help richard curtis' career or whoever he is? >> no, i think this went alt too far. -- a little too far. i know that teacher, mrs. nezbit. she only blew up kids once or twice a semester. they overemphasized it. i don't think this will help his career. it is not a great film in any regard, and no one wants to see children blown up. >> it goes on -- bill will disagree. it goes on so there are four

or five segments. we could have kept showing you, but in each segment everybody blows up. bill, this film must hit close to home. >> i don't have a home, so it doesn't hit. >> it actually prevents you from being blown up. >> yes, and the fact i run surpentine when i leave work. >> yes, but they emit a lot of gas. >> no, it is good. we should all be homeless. >> yeah, and they reuse their toilet paper. they are super green. >> they reuse my toilet paper. >> good are to you. you are an echo warrior. >> worst movie in the last 10 years. >> you first watch it and it is like, this is awful. and the second time ee. the third time tears, niagara falls. the soundtrack is amazing. the orchestra sores. the way they intersperse the plot line, all involving love -- >> please. two words that make me sick to my stomach, laura linney.

the face constantly on the verge of laughter or tears. >> here is a funny laura linney. here is a es spued fact, she has a wonderful nude scene in the movie. >> i don't remember it. >> "love actually" that's the mel gibson movie they talk about sugar [belief]. >> yes. >> the other thing i hate was the kid -- that kid, he knows he is cute, and i hate that. >> he was delightfully pixieish. no one to make cookies in a tree or save him. >> blow him up. >> thank you. >> kind of off, but on topic. >> spontaneous combustion? >> bin laden released a new tape. in it he railed against cly the ma change. he says it kills more people than war. so i have to ask you, nick, is it normal that bin laden agrees with the modern

american environmentalist? >> all i know is i think rick sanchez has a new post and being an anchorman for bin laden network. >> it is an organic tease. >> well in royal society, britain's leading sign -- scientific group has little confidence in climate predictions. >> i am not worried about global warming. i feel like i will be dead when it happens. i can't wrap my brain around having concern for this if i won't be around. >> you are absolutely right. nobody from the 1940s was caring about me. >> i just got a mess seeming from your infant son and he says [bleep" you. >> is it echo or echo? >> tomatoes, tomatoes. >> so what do you do after accusing a tv star of racism? well, if you are cnn anchor

rick sanchez you say something racist. the cuban ron burgundy seen here looking like a cuban ron burgundy says he sees nothing but jewy jewishness after calling stewart a bigot. he made the allegation on a radio show the other day. the former daley show warm up act dominic defended his ex-boss. take a lins, us len takers. >> how is he a bigot? >> he looks at the world through his mom who was a school teacher and his dad who was a physicist or something like that. great, i'm so happy he grew up in a suburban middle class new jersey home with everything you can ever imagine. >> what is he bigoted toward? >> not everyone is like him. look at his show. what does he surround himself with? >> and now the old jews run the media canard. that means fact, right? >> yes. >> i'm telling you that everybody who runs cnn is a

lot like stewart. a lot of people who run the other networks are a lot like stewart. and to imply that they, the people in this country who are jewish are an oppressed minority? yeah, i can't see somebody not getting a job somewhere because they are jewish. >> and here is a shock so shocking it will shock your socks off. cnn released the following statement, quote, rick sanchez is no longer with the company. we thank rick for his years of service, and we wish him well. didn't know he was british. and now to cleanse our pallets, let's go to another episode of bird dog. it is titled "fetch." that is so raven. anyway, jill, -- >> if you let it run he kills the bird. >> fantastic. >> and then no mored soadz of bird dog. -- no more episodes of bird

dog. >> are you an entertainment correspondent and the leader of the aryan youth club in your neighborhood. do you think sanchez was doing this because in response to constantly being picked on by john stewart, do you think that's what it was? >> that's exactly what it was. i think he went down a slippery slope and he was saying things he didn't intend to say. jewish people have been oppressed. argue with me all you want. >> you are gonna get letters. you are gonna get letters. i almost think we should fix it. >> we need to take that out. nick, in the green room you said sanchez had good points. please explain. >> what i was trying to say is i think his next gig will be a headliner at a john stewart for stewart sanity rally. >> that's actually smart. that's what john stewart should do. he should invite him to do. -- him to that.

>> he is like many from nermg new jersey. he is vin district tiff -- ven -- vendictive. >> hold on. that's stereo typical. it is not new jersey. it is italian. >> new jersey has its own schools. it has its own language. it has its own towns. they don't want to mix with the rest of us. >> jaime, i'm curious what your takis on all this. >> i don't, greg. if i did have a take -- >> yeah, if you did have a take -- >> if i did have a take, he should be fired if nothing else for being stupid. at least mel gibson didn't know he was being recorded when he said these terrible things. what gave you a clue that somebody was listening? the microphones? the headphones?

>> mel gibson said those things to a cop, right? the first time around? the sequel was the girlfriend. >> yes, the tapes. i don't know, i'm glad the guy got fired. >> yeah. >> i think it is also going to have a real change of affect on america's cuba policy. i think the embargo is being lifted and we will be airlifting cuban anchors back to havana. >> sew -- see there is a bright spot. obviously he said idiotic things. but richard quest, remember him? he was arrested at central park with a sex toy around his neck. >> it was a rope. that's alleged, sir. >> but it wasn't the part that was tied around the neck that was troubling. >> yes, absolutely. >> so they didn't fire him. >> but he is british. >> yeah. >> they want people to know, but what was provoked the problem area was the meth he

was on as well. i never thought meth and sex mixed, but apples, oranges. >> talk to jill. her book "sex and meth." >> the only time jill is not racist is when she is a meth. >> that is fascinating. >> because rick is gone we have a couple of his greatest hits. we would like to call it the hawaii sock. >> look how that is. >> this is hawaii. >> yes, and that is hawaii out there. no, hawaii is a little farther up to the west. >> you anti-sametic crazy person. >> and finally speaking american or english. >> by the way, nine meters in english is about -- >> about 27 feet. >> so we are seeing a 27-foot drop in that area right there. >> see, that brings me to the

final point. wasn't cnn just waiting for something like this? he was such a boob. >> yeah, you are a help. i haven't had him on the show in like six months because of the drug problem and the gambling. and there is no take here. damn you to hell. so i was walking to work, i always do that because it is great for my quads. i saw something that made my eyes vomit. i took a picture of it. here is the picture. it is a truck with an ad for ed hardy energy drinks. it is called "a celebrity energy drink." maybe i am behind the times, but i had no idea ed hardy made energy drinks. and so now we have the next success of all things rotten for bloated coke-fueled jackasses and drinks that gef you energy so you can act more

like a jackass. i saw lute you for creating a hump signal. if you see anyone drinking this, you know he is a hump. >> call me humps. >> that's how i feel. i won't even ask. >> ever wonder how to embalm a live panda? jill shares her tips after the break. and what is this woman protesting? i hope it is that oppressive black bar covering her chest. f@@

okay, so according to scientists, conservationists have been pumping up the number of extinct species and

a third of all missing critters are alive and pooping. according to one pointy head, of the 187 mammal species missing since the 1500's 67 have been rediscovered, much like my underwear after a night of heavy drinking. so we should be relieved these creatures are not really dead. the flies foxing and of course maury povich. but to me this represents another false panic sold to the public under the assumption the world was in peril and we are at fault. conservations have been pushing mass critter extinction and blaming it on mankind for ages. but there is no greater way than creating hysteria and then asking for cash. if conservation is asking you to pay up to save the central rock rat, and now you find out the rat is fine, do you get your money back? or do you get one to eat? i hear their tiny limbs are delish. and since evolution is the only game in town, isn't it

part of the survival of the fitest thing? if you can't hack it, you are gone. that's why we haven't seen a dinasaur in ages. this is environmental exaggeration that undermines a real cause. all of these chicken littles look like asses which is one mammal we will never run out of. if you disagree, you are a racist homophobic hodophobe. yeah, you! nick, are you a libertarian. >> yes, i am. >> how does that extend into the animal life, animal kingdom? you are extinct and the government shouldn't help prop you up. >> no, and the government shouldn't help kill animals. i should do it myself. and we are rugged individuals. if environmentalists, fundamental lists are constantly exaggerating about things, it takes -- i think it takes our attention from

things that matter like christian fundamental lists who want to ban master because or the virus in bill's crotch that is creeping on to my leg right now, things that matter. >> he adopted that as a pet. >> thank you. jaime, if you had a chance to eat a rare condor, would you? >> yes, with a rare dipping sauce. >> i wondered if this was true. you hear things are extinct and then they show up again. i remember hearing the central rock rat was extinct and then i see one get punched in the first season of "jersey shore." it was like, it is right there. >> i think she snuck in on a boat. you know how they climbed on to a boat, and that's how she got here. >> unless they perform cute stunts, what good are animals anyway? >> i kind them fascinating. i really am hoping the sabre tooth tiger is rediscovered because that's pretty much my favorite animal after the liger, of course. >> that's nice to know. shultz, people keep predicting your extinction every year. what is your secret?

>> clean women and a lot of prayer. five examples, last i checked there were more than five species of animals on earth, and we have done our fair share of killing them. we eliminated the mammoth when there were only 37 people on earth to begin with. that's unbelievable. >> that's a victory. >> no, the mammoth was awesome. can you picture north america covered with cute, furry, elephants? >> dude, go to chelsea. >> no, that's theirs. know your terms. if you are against hairy elephants you are anti-republican. if you are against hairy republicans, you are against kris kristy. >> i guess so. i don't know. >> i miss you, mammoth. >> i hope we genetically reproduce them soon. >> they are overrated. if they can't survive, they should be dead. >> but it gives me hope they are around. i thought sylvester stallones were exstipg -- extinct and he showed up in the movie.

>> it is a way to make money. you never follow-up to check to see if it is extinct. >> yeah. they never send you letters like the starving children. >> i want to know that animal is getting 15 cents and a bowl of rice. >> or you want to know it is dead. you want the pictures. >> i want to move on and want proof. what a wonderful thought. yes, your mammoth is dead. stop sending us money. if you have a comment on the show, e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. or call 212-462-50 50. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he's on a bike. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the greatest race of all time. what people always forget is the hair had just gone through a really ugly break up that day. thanks greatest race of all time.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. andy, when did you meet to discuss dances? >> really early. it has been a long day. but we found the leak. it was wolf blitzer. >> not his real name, by the way. >> he is no longer under our protection. no pressure video. "the guardian" fran knee armstrong says, quote, clearly we don't think people should

be blown up. that's a joke for the movie, but maybe a little amputating is a good place to start. the guardian says she is joking, but i don't think she is. >> me either. i think her instincts are correct. >> she scares me. >> jaime, you referred to one of the movies richard curtis wrote as "the knoting hill. it is just "knoting hill" what are you 65? >> did i do that? i should have gone with "the four weddings and the funeral." >> greg, you pronounced if it was pronounced echo or echo. i think either is acceptable or either is acceptable. unless you have talking about the author. >> or necowafers. >> jill, you said you don't think this film will help richard curtis' career, but do you think it will hurt it? >> yeah, i think it will hurt it.

>> do you think this will kill my dream of them making "the love actually 2? ." >> it could slow it down. but everybody comes back. >> this is horrific news. >> eddie how long -- >> i am not even talking to you after the stuff you said about that. >> "love actually" when did it come out 2003? it is seven years ago. so that kid is, what, about 16 now? the kid is 16, 17. "love actually 2" should have him and hugh grant hookup. how about that? that would make me happy. >> you are horrible. i feel sorry are to you. i don't hate you. i pity you. you have a heart of stone, sir. >> that movie was the most sentimental dret you could ind foo. the wedding scene at the beginning with the musical instruments at the beginning. that never happens. >> what do you mean? it is a movie, greg, it always happens. >> like martina mcbrideing

hoos up with the prime minister, never ps that. >> she was cute. >> and laura linney. >> i will grant you she was annoying. the rest of the film -- rick sanchez says the jews on cnn no longer works on cnn i am told they left to spend less time with the jews. >> that's good. >> jill, you said the jews have been oppressed. somebody wants to keep working in this business. >> well done. >> i am just stating an opinion. i could be wrong, but that's what i hear. people have been through a lot. >> apparently somebody got the talking point. >> i love in the interview pete sanchez said, quote, when they, meaning the people who run news organizations, meaning the jews, they see a guy who belongs in the second tier and not the top tier. when they look at a guy like rick sanchez they see a guy who doesn't belong on

television. >> that's the big story here. he is talking about racism. but he might have benefited from it. if he wasn't cuban he might not be there. he can't say that. that was the talking point this morning i was told to say. >> of course. >> and he was doing book signings for "stop your wining anne frank." >> i had no idea. >> and you can read more of sanchez's views in his profile "the elders of cnn." greg you showed clips of other stupid stuff sanchez has said. one was when he asked a scientist to translate "9 meters" into english and then they said it was 27 feet. did you know that? >> i did. >> jaime, you were on fire during this segment. >> thank you very much. >> absolutely. >> greg-alogue, extinction, animals killing.

when they did a survey to see if animals were around, they only call home phones and species now use only cell phones. >> you have to go on-line. >> so they are just not accurate. >> yeah. >> nick, you said if environmentalists, fundamental lists or fund-environmentalists were not con constantly exaggerating we could deal with christian fund mental lists wanting to ban master -- mast because. >> by the way, i will fight that all the way to the supreme court. >> and i will stand -- well, not too close to you. >> a few meters away. >> beside you. >> can we keep you up like that for awhile? when is the rally? did you leave your helmets in the green room? >> i carry my german helmet wherever i go. >> happy leather and chain friday! >> we are meeting up with rick sanchez afterwards, a little rally going on. >> when andy wears the chaps, it is just his cold butt on the chair, and i feel sorry

for anybody who sits thereafter wards. >> ain't nothing cold about it. >> nice. >> anyway, i had a joke with what i what i said 10 minutes ago, but now it is too late. it wasn't bad either. >> you can do it. >> no. >> let's pretend like it never happened. >> i don't even remember when i was talking about. it is fine. i'm done. >> see you later. did she intend to kill over internet ill will? separately, it is my favorite herb dill? a kansas city woman drove four hours to a town in iowa to off someone for crap he said on-line. it is true. p cops say they found brianna looking great here with a gun threatening to shoot a guy allegedly because he made derogatory postings on the web. well now great house faces the big house after being faced with ims crew. there she is holding something. her mom was arrested for

calling and harassing the same man. i like that. the lesson is always turn the other cheek like this guy. >> see, that was after finding out the puppet was sleeping with his wife. completely all right with it. you go, strange man with the fun me voice. nick, you have millions of on-line detractors. do you ever want to drive to their house and kill them? >> it is just a question of getting an adult diaper that will holdup to the whole drive. that's why i am afraid of obama cutting nasa's budget. what are astronauts going to do now? >> you know, jill, you spend most of your day on-line dising bill. >> that's true. >> we like to call that god's work. >> but do you fear that at some point he is going to crack and come after you?

you can take him. he fights like a tiny little girl in a wheelchair. you can take him. do you ever fear you may piss him off? >> no, i am not worried about that at all. i will continue my campaign against bill and his love for hoda. i will stand between the two of them if it is the end of me. >> you can say whatever you want about me. when you bring up the 14th hour of the -- of "the today show." >> i am just trying to help her. >> this is what happens. jaime, how do you deal with on-line disces. >> in a similar way. she overreacted by showing up with a gun. i would have done something similar like responding with an e-mail with all capital letters. i'm angry. aisle yelling at you -- i'm yelling at you with all capital letters. i am done with the internet, hate the negative stuff even craigslist i am just so done. did you ever have that happen? i wanted to spend less than $100 on a couch. then you get wrapped up and

you buy a hooker. still don't have a couch. >> couch is code for hooker. bill, the great thing about bill is he get more hate mail and hate tweets than anybody at fox news. a guy with bill shultz with a "t" gets all of them. sorry, bill shultz. >> hoda tweeted the guy. >> thinking it was me. >> so now the guy may possibly have a date with my egyptian goddess. >> thank you, internet gods. >> my couch is made from [bleep] so that is something to think about. >> terrible. >> just a way to recycle. as one that does have a lot of bill schulz websites out there, i don't get it. it is people you never met before in your life saying bad things about you. people need to calm down and realize that it doesn't mean anything. also, let's not forget the fact that there is plenty of fun things to do in kansas city. why would you ever leave kansas city?

>> it is true. that whole world does not exist. i am always interested in the mind set that causes people to send hateful things. how does that happen? i don't like you, and i'm going to say something. >> that's the best part. you start thinking about that, and then you think about the type of person you are and then all is right with the world and it is back to [bleep]. >> terrible, bill. >> they don't deserve. >> thank you put on-line criticism on somebody, i would like a full name there. that's the only thing. honestly i wish it was a law. i have had stuff written about me. the most frustrating thing is you are like, vipir62 hates my guts. >> actually it was vipir63. >> seriously there are 601 -- there are 61 other vipers? >> are they talking the car or the snake? >> i hate you.

>> what do human souls taste like? jill dobson shares her favorite flavors after the break. >> wow. >> are you a monster. >> and what is this chip-n-dales dancers dancing? it is john gibson's birth birthday party or an awesome legal story.

here is something i totally never said, sorry, officer, the cocaine in my butt is not mine. but that's what a 25-year-old man told a florida sheriff after being searched following a traffic stop on wednesday. when cops found a bag of marijuana and bag of cocaine in raymond stanley roberts' buting toes he said the weed was his, but not the coke. clearly we must discuss this. let's find out what the panel thinks in a new segment we are calling, "stories we sort of like, but not enough to include earlier in the show, but still wanted to talk about, so let's really quickly do them now."

jaime, can you blame the guy? >> yes, because my butt has certainly fallen asleep while i was driving before, and never have i considered filling it with cocaine to keep it awake. >> nick, how about you? >> yeah, my friends used to hide buckets of kfc in my butt. it was really the three slides. the coleslaw was never mine. >> you love the cop. >> bill, something tells me this has happened to you before. >> i don't know what you are talking about. >> i appreciate the manatee sheriff was quoted so many times. the manatee sheriff would be awesome. >> that's true. everything in the last three months have happened in manatee county. >> i want there to be a manatee sea cow that arrests people. >> i have a fun fact. a little known street crack is called crack squared. >> as an avid drug dealer you need to know that.

next topic. on friday an appeals court in dc ruled chip-n-dales could not market the signature outfit. is this the saddest day ever? >> i am happy. what would this have meant? when i go to a gay wedding i have to pay the chip-n-dales to wear what i want? >> nick, what has the world come to? >> i am going to -- i am going on january 1st, 2011 i will perform the first auto erotic asphyxiation. >> bhil,-- bill, will you stop applying to be a chip-n-dale. >> no. let your imagination wonder. >> how upset will women be over this? >> pretty upset. and it brings to mind when patrick swayze and chris farly , that was awesome. >> it was. and they are both dead thanks

a lot, jill. next topic. >> in the ukraine, some feminists went topless in the subway holding signs and reading "i will rip your [bleep] off. that's one. that's what it says. their target audience, rush hour pervs who like to cop a feel on the train. they showed them, didn't they? >> and feminists, we are not looking at you because you are hot, we are trying to figure out if you are women. >> nicely put. >> jill, why don't more women protest this way? that's the point of the lightning round, you don't think of what others said. you just move on, jill. >> and the picture and the words. all i know is that guys do get a little grabby. i ripped off four sets on the way here tonight. >> somebody got dinner. why do so many protests involve nudity? >> i don't know, but i saw a lot of vijazzles on the

monitor. >> i don't know what that is. bill, you get groabed on the -- groped on the subway all the time. >> yes once in transition i held up a pair of pants and said too late. i showed them. the bio robotics labs are creating snake robots seen here. this is absolutely amazing. feel free to congratulate carnegie mellon. >> congratulations. i have one rule to live by, and if it is you are building one expensive robot, don't make it out of something when people first see it they want to smash it with a shovel. you may lose your investment. >> it is about time, right? >> yes. this thing has a camera on it. at least it appears or a monitoring device. perfect for the paparazzi who can't get the through the window shot of jennifer aniston at home. they don't have to climb a tree. just send this. >> is this the cool new way to assassinate someone via snake robot?

>> if it is a robot boa constrictor. >> bill, something tells me you had something like this removed from you recently. >> what part of the last segment did you not understand? i am happy about snake world in case i need one post op. why not? >> i like to end the segment on a happy note. i think it worked out well. >> anytime you can end with post op it is good. stay there. mail time is next. i hate mail time.

it is mail time. you write and i read them. we kill a small bore with our bear hands. joe from new york city leads things off. titanic is on cbs. kate winslet should have gone with the rich guy. i switched over during the commercial break. he is right that" titanic "is on. and he is right about the rich guy. poor people suck. when he takes over the plaza, we thought he had it made. but who knew john mcclain had the guts to stop him. the real hero is the iceberg. all right, jonas from los angeles writes, "are congressman john baynor and

bill schulz related? they have the same skin color. >> well, they do have the same skin color, but bill is the product of disease. he has an incurable virus with 31 varieties of hepatitis. craig -- what a weird name -- from collierville, tennessee writes, in my first step to become "red eye" official pharmacist, the over the counter medicine to stop a movement is i'm mode yum. if you are truly a pharmacist you have already become our pharmacist. i will send uh list of my needs immediately. not that it is important, but if anyone asks, it is all for my back. are on it is rather the back of my car where i will be passed out in my own filth. is it my diagnosis or does bill have a high drags disorder? he can't string two sentences together.

it drives me nuts. he needs an iv drip on the set. why so parched all the time, bill? >> i mean, water is good are to you. >> water is good for you. >> what's wrong, jill? >> jill, what is wrong? >> someone doesn't like water. it is the building block of life. >> she is watering. she hates jews and water. and kyle from purdue university, where is that? it is in west lafayette, thanks, indiana. you stated in your article fallacy of chris matthews obama wine that republicans lead by 51 to 41%. the lead is the largest since they started tracking this stuff in the early 1500's. well, the polls were started in the 1950s and not the 1500's. just a couple hundred a years off. check your facts more closely. holy crap, kyle, how did i miss that discrepancy. congrats on being the dumbest person to write into "red eye."

purdue must be proud to have you as a student. and you win a special homemade snack i made myself which i will be sending you via ups. anyway. we close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy. and to see recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye.

you can watch us on saturday at midnight and sunday 1 a.m. pacific time and a new "red eye" on monday with comedian jim norton. back to speed racer for the past game wrap up. >> thanks, chief. nick, is it true you and the gang have revolutionized political news coverage yet again? >> i don't know what you are talking about, andy, but we did just publish a 3-d issue and we released a bunch of 3-d videos.

you can watch the videos and subscribe to the magazine. >> excellent. >> great magazine. >> yes. >> jaime, what brings you to new york city? >> i am going to be on "red eye" and i also have a show tomorrow night in terry town which i think is a town near here or just some guy, terry's house. it is the terry town music hall. it is the nobodies of comedy. i feel bad that's the name. i would tell you the guys on it, but you wouldn't know who they are. >> jill, is it true you are using your contacts to actively work against bill dating hoda. >> yes, my glasses and 3-d glasses, anything i can do to harass and destroy bill schulz's dream. >> while you wear that glass, our love for each other is more in your face. >> any hoda updates? >> yes, we mentioned she did reply to my onslaught from the red eye army tweets for her to go out on date, but she replied to the wrong bill