to say that's a trap. when we recognize man is moved down the chain, we recognize it and walk away. . >> glenn: that is how you defend yourself. look for the traps. look for the traps. good night, america. captioned by closed captioning services, inc welcome to "red eye." it is like the sun also rises, if by sun you mean robe. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. >> coming up on the big show, a government union runs an ad about those who want to cut government tea bagers. the outrage begins here. and crystal ball, the candidate and not the fortune telling aide, says people are attacking her for party pictures and are wrong. our allstar panel will try to figure out what is wrong with being sexy. and why does the organization have a problem with the new kfc promotional campaign? who knows? >> it is poison to my blood. >> it is slander of thy heavy

mother's wound. the rag of honor. >> i apologize for nothing. >> let's welcome our guests. it is the director of the law fair prog jebt. she knows human rights like i know leather tights. they make me feel free. monica crowley. and she is so smart that tech support calls her for help. but she just hangs up on them because she hate them. and bill schulz. he was late for work because his shopping cart broke down. and next to me is the u.s. army special forces member, terry stafford. he knows shark week like i know fleet week. both of us get tangled with the creatures of the sea. and he is still invisible and totally miserable. good to see you, pinch. >> greg. pinch is not at work today, but thanks to the new york times, up-to-date communications department he

sent me a western iewp yuan telegram. if i had my reading glasses i would put them on. greetings bill schulz. due to the cut back, the paper will no longer be published on tuesday, wednesday, thursday, saturdays and all major holidays as well as ef single jewish holiday. stop. sincerely yours, pinch rules, stop. ps, make out with monica crowley. got to. it is the paper of record. >> now to substantial things. they work for you and they think you are poo. the american federation of government employees has launched a new ad targeting republicans or rather tea bagers who want to cut government spending. let's see how the people whose salaries you pay think of you. >> ladies and gentlemen and -- in the grand stands we have a lovely selection of chopping blocks. we start first with john.

>> this is no laughing matter. there are a lot of people who want to do away with things like supporting americans. let's stop them from getting the upper hand. >> i think i see scorsese's influence and maybe a little early etch-a-sketch. it is one of the largest government employee unions which means the money for the ad, all $10, came from government employees. which means it came from you, the taxpayers. so basically if you believe that federal spending is out of control and needs to be cut, the tax dollars got used to call you a lovely name. we go now to red eye's chief political correspondent, treat stealing ferret for more. what has been the response to

this video? >> how dare you! he won a peabody. >> he took my peabody. >> that looked like it was done by a 10-year-old. what does it say of the government employees? they did that. >> every time i come on here i get to see cool videos of animals. cats and now ferrets. that's the reason i come back here. didn't that look like marvin the martian? that dude is out of a job too. >> exactly. even that guy is out of a job. >> and it is funny. who will watch that except the union people, and why are they a protected class, actually?

why are they a protected class? we are all hurting. i'm broke. >> terry mentions the bamas of america. barack obama is going out there saying stop wining and all of that. way to get votes. and these government employee unions are going out and insulting the american taxpayer and calling them a nasty name, not exactly a way to endear yourself to the people paying your checks. >> what do you make of this, broke? >> -- what do you make of this, brooke? >> there is a great irony. the reason they can spend the money to make this ad is because of the united decision that obama came out just today against. so do they realize that it is their free speech right and they are exercising it and conservatives protect. >> i don't think they spend money on that, do they? that was some woman home and using her kids' laptop and putting it together. i mean, come on.

look at that, bill. >> here is the thing i don't get. why is there a hairy gimp in the corner with a bird on his head. i am missing the symbolism of this, greg. >> who does that signify? >> i don't know. is there a huge s and m community within the unions i am unaware of? >> if so, i am so pro union. >> this is all pain and no pleasure. >> what does the giant bird mean? >> no idea. getting back to the pain part, is the claws going into his skull? and wouldn't it be better suited on his crotch? >> it would be better on your crotch. >> everything would. >> i can't get mad. i think they should do more of these because that means they are doing ledamage to the government if they are making videos. >> yeah, by making it, like you said, with the etch a sketch and the laptop, they are not bothering anybody. someone in the basement is going, dude, this is so good. >> our department can do a way

better job. president greated it has taken three days to refurbish pitch, but when he comes back he is looking great. >> if he comes back with one eye, it is so much the better. >> from stupid ads to hating abs. must women be plain to win a campaign? be dowdy to attract a crowdie? that's what one fee maim candidate was told after trying to win hillary clinton's followers. crystal ball is running and after in the spotlight with pics of huer blury ex-husband from right after college, they surfaced on-line. look at him. he is grotesque. in an interview with megan kelly they discussed the photos and what hill supporters, the sisterhood of the traveling pant suit told her. >> well, i got advice from the beginning of cut your hair, wear lemake up, dress like you

are older and wear shorter heels and all those sorts of things. what i came to realize is it wasn't a put down on me. they wanted to protect me from the sexism they had seen. >> wasn't even listening. while discussing the college pics, she asked if there was a double standard in politics. >> i think if we look at the example of scott brown, he had pictures from the same age as those pictures were taken of me. only he was completely naked in the center fold of a national magazine, and it was not even a bump in his campaign. in fact, he said it actually helped him a little in his campaign. >> so does being sexy really just help male candidates. who could forget a certain governor's first campaign ad? >> that changed my vote.

what was i thinking about after that? >> do you think women need to be from pe to be taken seriously? >> no, and i can't believe people are actually surprised at these photos. it is the information age. it is halloween. we are all supposed to get dressed up and make fools of ourselves, men and women. i don't see what the big deal is. i commend her foregoing on fox and talking about a double standard. there is a double standard. >> wait a minute. >> she all but admitted it, greg. >> i mean, people did make fun of brown. she is ind could of wrong. nobody backed off brown. i mean, believe me, -- >> you backed into brown. >> that was unnecessary. >> i bumped into brown. >> your name is crystal ball. that's good. and you are running for office. when did you think that a

facebook photo of you performing on a knows-mounted [bleep] wouldn't come to the surface. you should have known better. i don't even think it is that big of a deal. >> i think it helps her. are you kidding? she made the point and she was right that when the scott brown cos mow center fold came out and there was this gorgeous hunk of a guy back in the day with like a fig leaf over his -- unit, it actually helped. women were like, let me take a second look. of course the issues are important, blah, blah, blah. i think it helped scott brown. i think seeing this woman scantily clad doing the nasty on the sex toy, i think it helped her. it got her national attention and she was all over fox news and she is adorable. she looks like demi moore. >> have i to say this because i will get it -- i am sitting next to two beautiful women that can be taken seriously, especially bill schulz. and that whole thing with the photos, that's why bill schulz

and i will never run for office of dude, it will come up. >> he was my little rudolph the pink-nosed reindeer. and it was april -- amazing party. >> it was not the picture. >> he looked 12 and possibly wears a helmet. there was something very wrong with him or he came to the party stoned, drunk and on all sorts of other drugs. >> she is wining. she will probably not win. but the thing is, an attractive girl -- let's be honest, it cut both ways. it gets you to places and maybe think of you less like an intellectual, but you get more out of it than you lose. trying to explain to an unattractive woman how hard it is to be attractive, and they will beat the crap out of you. >> all she needs is glasses and down home caw loke we yellisms and she will sweep you away.

palin-ize her. >> shoot a moose, crystal ball. to the greg-alogue, it is a smore of sanity in a campfire of confusion. >> so campus progress, a new video with naked ce-eds wining about lack of healthcare will tickle the back of your throat. >> we were left wondering if we would ever get covered. >> until a few weeks ago. >> we get kicked off our parents' healthcare plan. >> i'm sure insurance companies could drop us without warning. >> orie fuse to pay for medical treatment if we got really sick. >> until -- >> congress covered us. >> bypassing historic legislation. >> now we can stay on our parent's plans until we are 26. >> and the insurance companies can't drop us.

>> there are some who want to repeal healthcare. >> you can hear them talking about it when they are on the campaign trail. >> we won't let them. >> we are standing up for healthcare reform. >> vote again on 2010. >> to stay covered. >> i how i could express how this ad makes me feel. if only someone could -- >> thank you, weight lifting guy. let me get this straight. you are young, healthy and unemployed. and your solution for lack of healthcare is that? you know, there is another option. stop sponging off your parents and look for a damn job. that's what people do in order to pay for the stuff they want. listen to this wine, quote, for decades we were left wondering if we would ever get covered. really, you were wondering

about this before you were born? i don't know what is worse, your lack of initiative or your needy expectations that uh blite rate the desire for achievement. and how about this line, quote, what they are trying to do is take away our coverage. we won't let them. how sadly predictable this is that the idiots expect us to pay for their healthcare rather than treat it like any other expenditure. it is not your healthcare to take away. it is your money i am taking. something says despite the lack of healthcare it manages to have iphones, i-pods, tickets to lady gaga and spring break vacations and all of the beer they can puke up. you are young, healthy and boring. get your own insurance you free loading fools. but you won't because you really don't want tsm you are liars. the worst thing about the video it combines two things i love, ce-eds and nudity. that has to be the ugliest group of naked people i have seen since the village has put on a holiday version of old calcutta.

if you disagree you are a racist homophobic wicciphobe. >> monica, what did you make of the message? >> you know when you go to a nude beach, it is not the people you want to see naked that are naked. it is never george clooney. >> how do you know this? >> it is never george clooney and cindy crawford. it is always the guy with the gut and takes the speedo off. >> i like seeing the unattractive, naked people at the beach. it makes me feel better. i see john goodman. >> setting that aside, i am sick and tired of hearing the liberal kids who have never paid taxes in their lives whoaing about their whoaful lives. you want to know what whoa is? that is a 19-year-old kid sent to owe -- owe ma omaha beach or fallujah, that's whoa. don't give me this wining about obama care and i won't have clothes. i don't even know what they were trying to say.

>> listen, that guy doesn't need healthcare. he needs a full body wax. and i don't know about you, but i'm so willing to pay for that. and also, not only that, but some of the people look so unhealthy, although i would join the army when i got out of college. you and i will pay for that. they need it. that's some of the most unhealthy people i have ever seen. >> that's a good point. you did something. you don't sit and wine, you join the army. >> yeah, i didn't think about getting healthcare. >> it has to be the opposite of healthcare. >> i was like, oh, if i get hurt you will pay for that? it was great. you know what, it is a slacker culture. it is not the healthcare. >> brooke, what would you say to these sacks of poop? say you wanted to get them on the right path, to start

thinking more like adults and less like children? >> i would say don't run for public office. the ad may come back to haunt them, and not because they are naked, but because it is so bad. i mean, come on. people don't understand that healthcare is not a constitutional right. so all of the entitlement get wine knee, and i don't think it is effective. >> bill, why did they use hotter students? if they did we wouldn't be having this discussion. >> we would be talking about how hot they are. instead we are ripping them to pieces. >> am i just banging away at them because i don't find them sexually attractive? >> unlike you i president do see body hair. >> you were so wasted you don't see anything. >> no, no. that guy may have been one of the hotter, slimer girls. that's my story and i'm sticking to it. >> you have actually gone home with that hairy guy. >> call me, by the way. i will take care of your healthcare. he will need it too.

>> here is the thing, greg. -- sorry, mom. >> turn off the tv, mom. turn off the tv. >> i am nostalgic for the days where it required some effort to get a ce-ed naked. you first dared h i'm to streak through the quad. you give him a few joints or two and maybe you give him a bra. and then it was dark and you would get light and you would sober up and you realize it was that dude with the big man books. -- the man boobs. now you just yell out healthcare and it is like -- they become so easy. the other thing is -- >> if the other thing is, if you are getting naked, get naked for something important. i don't know what that is. >> sex. >> there you go. >> that's my kind of college. >> you don't even have to get naked for sex. >> i like her theory. i don't like when you do it in the office. >> i don't want to see myself naked and i don't want others

seeing me naked. >> that's not true. check out my computer. every day. every day. you are lucky hr doesn't know we exister. >> coming up, are america's reserves of beef jerky dangerously low? monica crowley on her new book, america's reserves of beef jerky are dangerously low. and why is kfc embracing tna? it is cool speak for how should i know by the way?

kfc may sell breasts, but they are advertising on ass.

and the national organization for women can't be happier about it. kidding, they hate it. they are up in flabby arms over the latest campaign. cute college girls are paid $500 a day to hand out $5 double down coupons to their hoping gree yes, sir,-- to their hungrier and harrier peers. all with sweatpants with the name of the sandwich on their rump. says now president terry o'neil of the stunt, quote, it is hideous. this is 12-year-old boy humor. wow, that's sexist. what is wrong with 12-year-old boys? 21-year-old colorado college senior sara coleman disagrees telling "usa today" a paper, quote, again, there were things that sweatpants could say. that's true. there will be girls in a lot less clothing at the game. we are just wearing something we would wear to bed. let's go live to one of the now spokes ladies.

>> meow. meow. >> i have to tell you, she convinced the cat and me. >> which was the now spokeswoman? >> oh, terrible. that was an adorable kitten and a lovely lady. $500 a day is awesome for wearing something instead of taking it off, right? >> totally. first of all, there is nothing new. sweatpants always have stuff written on the back. i went to a bo mitt pho two weeks ago and there was a 13-year-old girl's name written on my bum. but i think the -- they are not sex liesing. they are de sexualizing their women. there was a quote where one of the guys said it is the kfc's hooters of fast-food. they are wearing loose fitting sweatpants. not mini skirts.

it does president make sense. >> it is -- it doesn't make sense. >> it is ridiculous in my opinion. but my opinion makes no sense. monica, are they just jealous because no one would pay to write the sandwich name? >> jealous of the woman with the kitten. it would be like, double, double, down, down. if they are screaming about it, it must be fun and right for kfc. and where is now on the jerry brown whore comment on meg wittman. now they are piling on kfc for selling chicken? >> they are the chickens. >> i was so scared sitting next to him. >> men for years were sandwich boards. >> have you ever tried one of the double downs? >> it is two big pieces of chicken.

>> you know why i love it? i love to hold meat. >> who doesn't love to hold meat? we all do. >> it is nice and firm. >> monica, stop. >> here is the thing. it is the perfect stoner food. if you were a stoner, i am just saying. and now to have a double down on a girl's buttocks -- >> it was clever. >> what would you put on your butt for $500? >> what wouldn't i put on my butt for $5. >> what wouldn't i put on my butt paying you $5. >> are they worried these girls would get harassed wearing the seemingly nonsexy outfit? there is something i want to do after consuming one of these double downs, and that's having sex. >> unless your version of sex is throwing up. >> here is the thing, my point is, there are so many awful

ways to make $500, especially at that age. >> oh, i know it. >> usually they beat you up and took it and ran. >> there are a million more de grade grading things do do than this. this is a fun way to make $500 to save and put toward dental hygiene school. >> this puts the great in degrading. >> by the way, i can't speak for brooke, but i would do this. kfc, call me! >> i would do it for a free double down. >> it is less degrading than having something painted on your car. remember in college if you had a car you would paint a logo or something on your car? >> you always said, i hate black people. terrible. >> not true. not true. do you have a comment on this show or any show for that matter, e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com or call 212-46 2-505 are have. still to come, our report from

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welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. have to love those giants. he broke three of his ribs and threw him headlong into the sea. >> that was a great match. >> it really was.

>> i had money on him. >> of course you would. >> how are your new house boys manny and pedi working out? >> i don't really want to get into it because we lost pedi. >> really? >> yeah. >> too bad. >> sandbox wasn't thoroughly -- well, sabd. sand. >> greg, you said you thought you saw scorsese's influence in the ad. i agree, but did you notice the lighting was an homage to barry lyndon? >> yes, and it seemed as long as barry lyndon. >> i think it might have been. >> terry, you said every time you come on the show you can watch cute little animal videos. that's why you keep coming back. don't act like you president do sit around -- like you don't sit around watching kiddie videos. >> i feel like i am coming home. >> you said the only reason they could do this ad is

because of the citizens united ruling. was this a candidates issues ad or does it matter? >> the fact of the matter is the judge ruled we shouldn't be making those decisions. this kind of speech is protected. irony abound. >> okay. i will accept that answer. >> no response. >> no. to cover up my lack of knowledge. >> we were already stretching that anyway. >> absolutely. that's called filler. >> crystal ball says there is a double standard. when she said scott brown's naked center fold was not a bump in the campaign, i thought it was a cheap shot at brown. >> very cold studio. >> and it was a lie. >> like you, i don't understand why these pictures are an issue. >> they shouldn't be. not at all. >> like i said, i will never run for office. that's all i will say about

that. >> why do you think she is whiney? >> it is not -- >> she is losing. >> it is not sexism. >> she's losing, that's why. >> it is not sexism -- because the first point about scott brown she was right about that, then it wouldn't be wining. but it did affect scott brown and it is affecting her. it is not sexism. it is male-female. look at brett favre. they affect men and women. >> do i have to? >> yes. >> i have blown up the pictures and put them on the ceiling. >> greg-alogue, getting naked for obama care. >> this has to be the ugliest group since the villages put on oh calcutta. first of all, apologize to the village. >> i apologize. they are actually very attractionive it. >> and you asked why they used unattractive people. and neither have figured out why it was smart to do that. if they youked good looking people and they are uncovered, you don't want to see them get

covered. if it is ugly people you want them to get covered, ie, get health insurance. >> i am not saying the women in the video were unattractive. i was specifically talking about the very skinny men and the hairy man. >> that was a woman too. >> it is the wolf man syndrome. >> terry, you said you joined the army when you got out of college. maybe not a bad idea for the kids. >> well, after that dude got a wax, he could do it. and the skinny dude needs more push ups. >> it would help with that. >> and you have been there, my man. >> brooke, you said people don't understand that healthcare is not a constitutional right. but in a country where social security and medicare are called entitlements, can you blame them? >> yeah. it is something we have to uncover, this invisible light in the constitution. and i'm from canada. i know what happens when you have a state healthcare system. and it is called long line.

>> nothing wrong with long lines, just get me a straw. >> i believe a shrink will say the sense of entitlement is a symptom of knar saw cystic personality disorder. think about it. >> that's one to grow on, andy. >> take a second. >> digest. >> doesn't like kfc double down campaign. monica you said you like the double down because you like to hold meat. >> yes, that is a statement of fact. >> and you enjoy sandwiches? >> both. i say voar them both. >> -- i savor them both. >> i love this show. >> greg said getting paid $500 a day to put on clothes is better than getting paid $500 to take off your clothes. and you agreed almost as if you had experience with both. >> well, it is better than not getting paid for coming on the fox news show every two weeks. >> hey, hey, ho, behind the

curtain. >> we can do something about that. >> good answer, i must say. >> by the way, you did have a bagel in the green room. >> that stuff is not free that little thai tea you had. the gummy bears. >> you know what you didn't have? a side order of you're welcome. >> brooke, it sounds like you have a little sense of entitlement. >> i love being on this show. i love it. >> how about the other shows? >> there is a new show called "parker spitzer." we get better ratings at 3:00 a.m. than "parker spitzer." tonight, parker will get jealous because he thinks parker is paying too much attention to the new neighbor. >> sweet. >> i was wondering what he

would do after that. >> a very special "parker spitzer." >> i am done. >> go away. you like shooting dudes in the face with a gun, then this game is for you. hey baby game .com is a violent woman-friendly video game that allows owners to go down empty street, only to be accosted by the come on lines as tame as, excuse me, do you have a boyfriend to crud like, i want to lick you all off. the gamer must decide whether to make a break for it or turn the predator into plant food. they said, quote, the game gives women the space to act out their ridiculous revenge fantasies and have a laugh about it. but predictably, some are questioning whether the game will have a debt pro mental affect on the psyche. let's go to the swimming puppy for a president are.

>> they are laughing. >> of course, her reaction is to immasculate the poor guy. is this stuff any worse -- guys play far worse stuff. do you find this bad? >> this is capitalism at work. if there is a market the game will succeed. if not it will go away. by the way, i have no problem with that pick up line "i want to lick you all over." >> why am i not surprised? >> and it works with me. it totally works with me. >> note to self. >> here is the dirty secret about women, some women say, i take great offense to that. cat calls, walking by a construction site and hey, baby. i for one love it and most women do. that's a dirty little secret.

when it stops, that's when you have a problem. >> first of all it happens to me every day. >> of course, it does. >> so i can say i love this game. it is hysterical. finally there is an outlet for my rage and indig nation. and i love how the creators from "nyc". >> like it doesn't matter what they did. it could be a real snuff. she would say, oh, i found it for nyu" shout out to the homicideal maniacs. >> you don't get that line from anyone who makes $5 million. no letters. >> one point though, and if this was a game with men shooting women which there are some in japan, there would be enough, right? >> yeah. grand theft auto. they pulled hookers out and

beat them. i heard there was a rape game in japan. but it is funny that i was looking at the computer with my wife and there was the link and i walked away and then i heard machine gunfire coming out of the office and i got scared. she is into like, take that. i was like, good for you. >> finally you have an outlet to kick a guy's butt. >> i think there is something positive about this. getting women used to the idea of protecting themselves with weapons, i like women walking around with guns. i think that is good, right? >> women are over powered by men. it is 50% more muscle mass, and you want women to be able to protect themselves against thugs. maybe it teaches them to go to the fire range. >> there is a difference between hey baby on the street and an actual threatening attack coming at you. use force if you were trained to. >> maybe if more women got used to using these kind of weapons, it would be a better

world. >> i disagree. >> what are you talking about? you don't go after women. >> how dare you? >> i will strip away the character for a second. and then i will put it back on. call me, boys. >> terrible. should only hot people have human rights? brooke goldstein returns to discuss her new book, only hot people should have human rights. very original. first, what will my mom have to say about this? and that? well, this is okay, but that must die. apparently that killed her dog.

and now it is time for our fashion segment. i call it our fashion segment. to protest the french senate's vote last month to ban burkas in public places, two french female students, my favorite kind of female student, recently made a film of

themselves walking through in muslim head wear and shorts. >> i am getting bill one of those in hot pink. i shouldn't have ruined the surprise. shut up with the fixing and editing. i'm tired of hearing it. >> i know tv terms.

wear it or not wear it? >> are they protesting or not. it seems to me people who would support it would support that. i would wear it. >> monica, something tells me you own something like this already and it is made of rubber. >> do you have a webcam? >> you asked me to put a webcam in your bedroom. you said, here, put it in. >> my cover is blown. speaking of covers. the burka, they all are supposed to sort of do the modesty thing and try to get men not to lust after women. this version defeats that purpose, right? they are wearing the high heels. it makes no logical sense. >> and i love the fact that you use the word gams. why can't muslims being sexy? why can't they? >> they could, or they will get shot with an ak-47. you are not allowed to do that. you were saying, i dare you,

please don't wear that in afghanistan. >> that's the problem. >> it is an interesting point. what you are saying is that these french women are pro ting the banning of -- protesting the banning of this outfit. these people actually wore that, they would be killed. >> that's the thing. protesting an affront to islam by affronting islam. >> but they are french. >> by the way, is it really a protest if it is two people? we were talking about it. >> when you over lay it with tasteful french music and smoking -- >> very jimmy choo's even though i don't know what brand that is because i don't know high heeled shoes because i'm a dude. >> we are taking a break, and then you will hear from my mom.

by the looks of that graphic, it means it is time for messages from mom. kickback, relax and feast your eyes on my wonderful mother as we bathe your ears in her warm, soapy words. >> this is your mother

thinking about you and the kids and the grandchildren and mostly the teenagers that are grandchildren. i just worry about them. they have so many pressures on themselves. i was thinking of you three guys, you and andy and bill to be able to maybe say something that might be encouraging to them. they are having a hard time. i know you must know this, getting into schools, getting jobs, and their future is tough. it is really rough on these kids, and they don't want to take the easy ways out. so maybe you can think of things that you went through and actually made it through so far. we hope -- i mean i'm hoping that -- you know, there's no easy way out of this life for these kids.

nobody gets through easily as you must know, the three of you. so you have to tell the kids to persevere and then things will help. when they get older and can appreciate the good things of life forever and not for the passing time because there is a lot of time ahead and a lot of good things ahead for them. let's face it. anyway, what i would tell my kids again, maybe to talk to their parents or to people they admire if they have problems with the stuff that goes on in the modern world and in the -- well, talk to you later, bye. >> that is the park i went to every day. it is so much cleaner and safer. they have the wood chips so you can't crack your head open. you can fall there and survive. >> when you were there it was concrete. >> speaking of safety, what is

with the cameraman putting her on the swing and giving her more wine. that's not cool. >> he is a terrible man. let's close it up with andy levy. to see more clips go to fox news .com slash red eye.

now to andy levy with the post game wrap up. >> aside from looking at videos what did he do on the weekend? >> i like to lay around on my butt or get my butt kicked. i am going to the 25th annual martial arts reality weekend. they are the scariest guys, but i will get my butt kicked. >> i would like to go, but for different reasons. a lot of sweaty guys. >> i hate that. >> sign me up. >> monica, i hear you spent a

lovely two-week vacation in hell? >> yes, two weeks ago my home computer was hit by one of the russian viruses. it completely corrupted the hard drive. i lost everything because i was stupid and didn't back up my files. so a public service announcement here on red eye, back up your stuff. i have been communicating with smoke signals are to the last two weeks. very depressing. >> get a mac. >> yeah, you know what, i just got an ipad out of necessity, and it is good. i like it. >> brooke, you just got back from the homeland? >> i did. i just got back from israel. i was speaking at the inter disciplinary center for counterism from. every year they have a wonderful conference where counter terrorism officials get together. i don't know what i was doing there, but it was a good time. >> it was on the beach. >> did you speak? >> i did, i did. i was asked to speak about law fair. >> back to you, greg. >> thanks, andy, and well done, i might say.