>> glenn: we have a lot more information for you tomorrow and the next day. tell your friends to join us, all the information on tonight's broadcast is available at glennbeck.com and the free newsletter. tomorrow, soros and collapsing currency. what are his welcome to "red eye" as in what's my line if by what you mean do. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on the show, did a deadly missile that threatens our very way of life launch off the california coast monday night? probably not since we are all here. and is alec baldwin thinking about a potential run for congress? if only we had someone else from "30 rock we could ask" wait, we do. and could an app from your pda tell you if you have an std?

we will check it out. thou crusty botch of nature. >> find your faith, andy. >> i apologize for nothing. >> i an -- anxiously await you. let's just end this. let's welcome our guests. i am here with remy spencer. she is so steaming hot you can pleat her slacks by looking at them. and he is so sharp he gives paper a mike riggs cut. and bill shultz. fun fact he just got his cardboard box refinanced. and sitting next to me, you know him and you love him. he knows trucker hats like i know trucker's lax. living at a rest stop will do that, people. and he is old and it abouter and under the cat's litter. good to see you, pifn. >> check out today's feature on the caribbean region that offers a wealth of activity that includes snorkeling with whales. i said snorkeling with whales

and not snorkeling whales. big and life-threatening difference. >> truly it is. >> it is. >> i hope to see a correction in the future. >> i hope to give one of those whales a paper cut, if you catch my meaning. i have a big mouth. >> it is a riddle wrapped in a mystery and wrapped in an inning ma object obscured by a leopard thong. i speak of the rogue rocket a cbs news helicopter captured video of as it launched over the skies of l.a. last night. the missile defense agency, navy, air force deny any involvent in in the eerie airshow. and though nobody knows what the hell it was, a spokesman for the space defense command told fox news to totally not worry about it. quote, we are confident this was not fired from a foreign military. that's not what we are working with. 23* it was an attack we would have known it and done something about it. so who could have fired the

missile into our airspace? i could think of only one culprit. >> i don't trust them one bit. our fox senior military correspondent, what the hell was going on? >> it wasn't myspace ship. i own a space ship. it was possible it was a giant robot fart maybe. >> i am the only person saying it, and i think it is a possibility. >> it is a possibility. it would be based on the fact that robots eat. and we don't know that. in order to fart you must eat. >> you are not the only person saying that. hannah tee touched on that an hour ago. >> i think matt lauer talked about that this morning. >> i am glad people are on it.

>> i actually saw it on the internet. mike, you know, should we just be safe and bomb iran? >> oh my god, greg. oh, about the missile? the ufo? no. i am almost positive this was mork returning home and/or the kardashians in a flying miata. this is on california's coast, so worst case scenario we blame the japanese. >> i am totally for that. remy, how about venezuela? nearby, bomb it? >> you are so violent, greg. >> they say never let a catastrophe go to waste. bomb venezuela. then apologize afterwards if we are wrong. >> no, no. you are wrong, so no apologies. i am not sure which part of our government came out and said it, but i think that it is -- private citizens are having fun with some homemade rockets.

>> really? that's a homemade rocket? >> it is possible. i ept ared somebody who in fact was building those and sending off smaller ones a few years ago in new jersey. the feds and everyone from dc came and it was a brilliant high school-aged student who was experimenting. >> was this the same kid that ended up eating his parents? >> no. >> it is the state versus dennis the menace. >> he sounds like a rap scallion. >> in jersey it makes sense. but i don't think calf calf has the technology. >> it could have been a super rich celebrity who in his garage for years has been tinkering on a time machine to go back and have sex with that chick from dallas when she was hot, victoria principal. >> or charlene would be nice. >> that's what all of us would do but only richard branson has the means. the british caveman is behind this. >> that's why they named that city after him in tennessee.

>> did you ever go see the 4th of july fire fireworks and there is no fire works and there is downtime? maybe it is a time off. >> all of them at the same time going off at the same time. >> only four months late. >> could it have been we were attacked by texas? >> clearly california messed with it, and now we have seen what happens when you do such a thing. i'm with mike, a u to the s to the o and everyone is afraid to talk about. it rape and plun -- plunder at will myspace guys, rape and plunder at will. >> by the way, penn gillette says there are no unidentified flying objects, there are no aliens because it takes millions and millions and millions of years for the evidence to occur for them to reach us, that therefore there is no evidence and never will

be evidence. >> that proves him wrong. do you not have eyes? did you not see what we saw? >> but teller said opposite. the first time he ever spoke and it was the direct opposite. from the mystery in the air to political chest hair, will he move from the rock to the hill? msnbc reports the "30 rock" star and sweaty loud mouth is considering challenging randy out schooler of new york for congress. if the republican wins the still too close to call seat. the hairy, but adorable actor of his feelings on one day running, quote, the desire is there and the other component is opportunity. a bald man spokesman, what a great job, says it ain't happening. quote, alec is interested in public service, but now is not the time. maybe the pain of others can lift my spirits after hearing this news.

>> yeah, that worked. that easy raid my spirits. >> feeling better? >> yeah. i was down-and-out. is this for real? do you think he is going to run? >> this is the first time hearing, and thank you for breaking this news. i would like to take this time to announce my campaign to run for the same seat because alex is going to run and i am going to beat him for that seat. i am starting a new party. >> you will get the bear vote. >> it is two bears. >> so they will can sell out the bear vote. >> he gets brooklyn bear and alec baldwin get the financial district bear. >> wall street bear -- >> jack donohue gets the wall street financial bear. >> i have to tell you, he

cannot run are to off of i detest his politics, but i loved him. he is one of the greatest comedic actors of our generation. i hate his politics, but i don't want him to leave. >> you always just separate the two. you can't look at them as both. >> does he ever talk about -- >> no, no. we are at the craft service table and we talk about eating way too much food and chicks. >> why did you look at me when you said that? >> you are the only chick here, and you are a chick. >> if he ran, would you vote for him? >> probably not, but not because he is an actor, but because i don't really know what he stands for, and the few things we hear, little bits and pieces a journalist is trying to get out of him is not a meaningful context. i don't understand why our media has such a fascination with actors running for

politics. i know there are the exceptions to the rule. >> judah. >> don't sell yourself short. >> the only reason i am on "30 rock" is for security purposes. >> is he being to creep you out? >> has you seen his -- >> what do you make of this, bill? is this a completely fabricated story? >> i heard them mention in other interviews that he would flirt with the idea if a x b, c were on pace. why would you not go to 2012. we have billy whose last project was "dirty, sexy money". he dated a trans sexual prostitute. >> he was on this show of the -- show. >> that sounds godless and

liberals. now you have the jesus theme sports lovers. and then there is the dan who i am getting word from our producer that he is dead. he is the vote spliter right there. we don't know where he is. >> he is sober and doing well. >> he might as well bees dead. >> it is the only reason for living for me. >> all i know -- no offense, but he makes 30 rock, right? >> how can nobody be offended by that? >> i told you i am only there to keep the cast and crew safe. >> i think we can agree tina fey is a monster. >> everyone is cool on that show. we are uh loot of fun. but it is hard work. >> to the greg-alogue. it is a bread stick of brain kneeness in an olive garden of

idiocy. >> so awhile back, the washington post asked cartoonists what they thought of the everybody draw mohamed campaign. they protested against radical muslims. remy, you yawned just now. >> i did not. >> yes, you did. one cartoonist raged on it saying while most cartoonists support free speech, many are uncomfortable about the anger about muslims. i bring this up because ted is the same dude that was on radikan's show. yet, the guy that cow betters is egging on violent attacks between pudgy retirees and tri-corn rats. >> are things in our country so bad it might actually be time for a revolution? the answer obviously is yes. the only question is how to do

it? from the wrongful wars to the corrupt economy and the ices 6 -- 6th industry, the political system. 70% of all districts in the most competitive election over. you call that a competitive market? we may require more drastic solution. >> anyway, violence is a last resort. but one, he really, really likes, this is from his book a war is coming and they are looking into coalesce into an axis of evil. will you fight back and will you do what it takes including taking up arms. revolt is a good idea and never has it been more necessary. here is a weanie to take the bus.

basically he wants to will her who isn't a failed bitter cartoonist. i can't wait to seed it coming out with with hi wes starts -- his sweatpants. advocating phony resolution is where tools like ted begin and end. all signa -- signifying "explative [. >> remy, when i was doing the greg a lot, not only did you yawn but you shouted the word [explative." >> i don't know who is more upsetting, the reporter with no objectivity, or this crazy cartoonist. i lis -- listened to the police. basically he is saying the left can't figure out what to do with our country's

problems. he will be the super hero and he is going to solve all of the country as problems. the way to do is is to fight. he would rather live like a caveman. >> so would i, remi. so would i. >> instead of dawloma ski, he would rather see people sfiet. -- fight. to have it on a major cable news network. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> not as big as fox, of course, but to have the report every sitting there going, you're right, you're right. i'm so glad you are here. >> judah, you put out one of the most violent books in theless 20 years where you advocate beating up people -- >> do you believe there will be a revolution. >> i am still trying to figure out what jerry man dering means sf there were a lot of big sill bill -- big sill law bill words going on. my book is a violent book.

my book is called "how to beat up anybody" it is an ininstructional karate book, but it is all for peace and justice. it is for self-defense. it is for justice. >> it is for peace and justice via decapitation of the area. >> it is not as much as you think. >> why do the biggest wooses talk tough. not you, but i am talking about where all the ar toon nises who are -- cartoon is who are advocating, but sits at a laptop like everybody else in the basement. >> when i got to new york today, i was charged $14 for a pack of cigarettes. that's something to resovolt over. all of this stuff about my grandmother dressing up like a patriot and going on ut to be

on a hot, sweaty field and dend making i pick her up in her wheelchair, that is nothing to revolt over. i think not too many americans have a chance to have a second life in american politics or american life. he is a clapy fear -- crappy fear monger. >> i want to say one thing, cigarettes are only $9. >> he said $14 and i said i am desperate. i will suck your tows. but it just so happens i have 13 dollars and i did not want to graj wait to the penny. >> you are going to compare this to the right. even if you compare it to right thing nuts, the it is the biggest tool. anyone who brings up revolutionary ret rhetoric on either side are tools. what have you got against my

first cousin on my home's side , jerry mandering. all jerry has ever done is put two kids through school with a hairable mess habit. leave jerry alone. i had no idea they knew who he was up until right now. hello jerry. put the kids to bed. stop tweaking, my friend. get help. he has never done anything wrong with you guys. >> so is tax uh der me more fun than using new -- by using hobos. and can you lose weight by eating twinkies alone? only if you eat them in groups. that was stupid.

so can a twinkie turn you

into a twiggy? that's according to kansas state you have the. they have a university there. after eating twinkies and other crap for 10 weeks straight, he ate nothing but the snacks, little debbies as well as dorritos rather than meals and dropped 27 pounds as a result. his bed cholesterol dropped 20% and reduced the level of try glis rides, a form of fat, by 39 ars p. despite the twinkie he consumed no more than 1800 calories a day. but my favorite dietician would like to step in telling cnn, quote, there are things we can't measure, how much does that affect the risk for cancer? we can't measure how diet changes affect our health. shut up. it is time to celebrate with a smoke.

>> you know it works if animals love it. the bottom line is, junk food isn't junk. it is awesome food, and it is created by scientists. >> yeah, and twinkies have been around for years. we all know and our grand parent know it is a great meal. >> it is a great meal. you know what the thing is, mike, you look at junk food and the reason why it is so popular is they have created the great e tastes in the world so you don't want to eat anything else. why is that called junk? >> i don't know. for an entire week i ate nothing but pork shop sandwiches and you would think i would have died. but i lost 8 pounds. i had bowel irregularities, but for the most part i felt fantastic. i will cut all of the trashy vegetables out. i used to have a real jolly

rancher problem. maybe 12 cups of coffee and two packs of cigarettes and i look fantastic. >> it has a western theme. >> it is delightful. >> i usually leave sobing. >> you didn't come with that. >> that's true. >> i left with nothing and i came in overalls. >> then i think you are a happy customer. >> i want to ask remy an important question. this prove an absolute truth that you can eat whatever you want as long as it is a specific amount. . like, if you eat crap as long as it is under 1800 calorie itself doesn't matter. >> i think in part that's true. this professor took a very extreme sition to prove a simple . -- point. if you restrict the amount of food you eat, you will lose weight. it is an obvious thing. i don't know if that means it will be healthy for you. you may be thinner, but if you eat the twinkies, you may not

be healthy. i like the idea of dieting on junk food. >> the cholesterol levels prove that it is healthy. i don't know what else you need to know except perhaps a higher risk for diabetes because of the sugar. bill, isn't the real story here that vegetables have failed us, and that we have been living a lie all this time about how stupid vegetables are. >> this guy cheated. he took a vitamin supplement. >> i hate when you read the stories. >> i am dropping a knowledge bomb like you were dropping regular bombs. i like vegetables. my mom is a dietician. when i was a kid i of course didn't have any friends, and she convinced me that vegetables were the dessert. she would get me to do stuff by of onering me a carrot which in my mind was a cup cake. >> you were stupid. >> if i finished my meal i could get a plateful of broccoli. it worked. i still love vegetables, but i also love drugs. >> is that why you went to

second grade four times. >> i was on a high of vitamin c. >> well, the teacher was also his dealer. >> where is the fda's responsibility? where are twinkies on the food pyramid? >> they can survive a nuclear attack. >> they are awesome. >> so are hoho's. they have a great con city sten see. they are -- great consistency. you can eat a whole box of hoho's. >> i have been told the name are to you is twinkie. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. it is red eye at bings to news .com -- at fox news .com. or leave a voicemail. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is a real jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by desperation. the state of hopelessness that can lead to rash or risky decision making.

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welcome back. let's find out if we have got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. andy, i picked up some hot tranni's last night. one was from 2003 and the other was a bone crusher from 2004. it form part of the devastator. i can tell they were hot, ie stolen. >> i find most tranni's are

hot. i don't know what it is. >> i can't afford the ones that come in the package. >> no, you have to find them on the street. >> you have to find them on the street. all right. >> missile over southern california. you said this wasn't your space ship. isn't that exactly what somebody whose space ship it was would say? >> yeah. sorry. >> you have been exposed. >> greg, it is cute you think venezuela is nearby california. >> well, it is closer than other places that end in an "a." >> like antarctica. >> yes, it is closer than that. it is closer than japan-a. >> but not mexica. mexica is closer. >> if we invade mexico it is called mexica. >> make it feminine. >> and greg, the obama administration never said let a catastrophe go to waste. it is never let a crisis go to waste. >> and this is a crisis.

>> well, you should have told me that. >> we learn something. the more you know. >> exactly. >> remy you said you think this might be a private rocket. what we are seeing is a chem trail. you know what they are? >> yes. >> no. >> it is an ionized super prozac they are putting over our head to keep the population docile while the new world order takes over. >> i don't like that at all. >> bill thinks this is the greatest thing he has ever heard. >> it is also possible the government was seeding the sky as part of the harp, research program. probably it is a test of a super weapon or possibly part of the weather machines they are working on. >> so you are saying it is the venezuela anes. >> they are way we were not meant to see this and we should move on. >> let's do. it nerd. alec baldwin running for

congress. you said a spokesman says he was interested in politics, but now is not the time? i would like a spokesman. >> think about it, with that idea this is a great piece for that spokesman. >> that's true. >> it is like, oh, i can handle this one. >> not to be a spokesman, but to have a spokesman. >> i can be your spokesman. >> not a good idea. >> i would like to be your spokesman. >> not gonna happen. >> i will be your father figure. >> if he runs for the party ticket -- >> yeah, the party ticket. do you think it was a publicity stunt? >> you nailed it. >> that's twice. >> also, when you say you and alec would stand around talking about eating way too much food and chicks there was a comma after food, right? >> terrible.

>> gu wanted to check -- just wanted to check. it wasn't clear. my job is to clear things up. >> remy you can't understand the fas nags of -- understand the -- >> well, he is a great actor, but i don't know if it qualifies him. >> it qualifies danny frank. >> bill, daniel baldwin is not dead. >> i was going to say dead tired of having to tell people he is still alive. point shultz. >> daniel baldwin is not sober and doing well. >> i said he was sober and doing well at the additions at a lifetime channel series called "he stole my hands." i don't know. >> he stole my hands staring daniel baldwin and --

>> and chad low. >> daniel baldwin's hands on meredith baxter. >> leann rimes stars as the hands. >> and she has big ones. >> sweet hands. >> greg uh lolling, well, i think we have to pray the four people who saw him and the two people that will read his book, they know he is a crazy person. >> remy don't refer to radigan as a president arear. >> i stand corrected, andy. >>loses 27 pound on twinkie diet. you asked if the fda is here. i am more interested in the fact that it is fairly certain that hostess has inadvertently discovered the secret to immortality. >> i am more surprised you called me mark. i think pork chop has done a

great thing. they are not real companies. for me it is about counting the mortality calories and you clearly know that because you are a handsome sun of a gun. >> that was nice. >> thank you. >> greg, you said that this whole thing proves you can eat a specific amount of crap, and i agree. it is obvious our producer is telling us that professor hobb has passed away. >> stop! >> you are with daniel baldwin. >> that's a shame. back to you, greg. >> back to me? that means you go away. isn't that great when he disappears like that? i can go like that and he is gone. it happens in real life. can an app tell you if you have the clap? i will tell you right after my name. -- my nap. british officials are smoking ad -- they are working on the

smartphone and computer app that will tell you if you have an std. the idea is you put your urine or saliva on a computer chip and plug it into your phone and it will tell you whether or not you are clean. the british it newspaper reported that the collaboration that has been four million pounds or roughly $20 developing this app that will also tell you where to get treatment if the test results come back positive. as always we go to a guy for comment. you would too. >> we have to stop going to a hedge hog in a ball are toent which. it is not getting us anywhere. judah, will you make all of your groupies take this test before you sleep with them? >> it is not they satisfactory. i think we are getting over board with the phone apps and everything.

texting and driving is already a problem, and now taking an std test while driving will cause a lot of traffic. i say we are going over board. >> you need terrific aim. it does seem like an ideal thing to use after casual sex from an anonymous stranger. >> i get the impression people will be using this after anonymous sex with a casual stranger. what we are really going to lose is the sense of fulfillment when you go to a doctor and breaks out q tips that are six inches long. and that's necessary. >> every man should go through that at least twice. remy, you have this look on your face of absolute disgust. >> the story is disgusting and the whole idea is disgusting. you are talking about doctors visits that women don't want to know about. go to the doctor. >> this is sexual health. >> yes, practice safe sex and then go to the doctor.

don't pea on your phone. >> bad news, bill, there are no apps for testing inflatable dolls. you have to blindly -- >> i got past that years ago, greg. i am all for this if i am a wooing a lovely lady, yes, a lady, and i can show them i have no std's, but if it shows virginity, i am against it. >> if i am a woman in a situation like the one just explained and he peas on it to show me something, it is over. what he peas on the stick in the men's room and shows it to you. he could be showing you his katy perry -- >> how fast is the text then? >> it is not fast enough. >> i just think -- i don't like the idea of mixing urine with technology.

it has happened before on weekends when you miss taken the tv for something else, and you know what happens. everybody has been there. >> it doesn't look like anything i want to pea on. >> tv did look like a thing. >> greg used to watch a lot of documentaries about toilets. it is a simple mistake. jew please, everybody has somehow mistaken something for something. up next, harrison ford dishes dirt on his awesome new film. not here though. we are doing this crap instead. could this bach save your life? the answer is probably no. but it is still fun to read. coming up, freedlander talks about his booklander.

so you want to beat up an idiot on a unicycle because

they are asking for is it? the greatest martial artist will put out a book to help you destroy these dudes and many are month. it is an ininstructional and inseparationalal karate book. we will talk about it with these delightful holes in our faces that god gave us that allow us to speak. i am saying this as i look at my notes. judah? >> yes, sir. >> i had no idea you had a background in self-service. >> mostly it is in self-offense. that's why you don't know about my self-defense back ground. you attack first and ask questions later. how can i attack you if you have attacked them. >> i have to i ask, have you ever killed anyone? >> of course. all the world championships are karate death matches. >>- q. i i was wondering -- >> i was wondering how you became a champion? >> they had the world championships and i won it.

first you have to enter local competitions, win at the regionals and invited to nationals and then maybe you will be invited to the world. who i beat originally, i don't remember. that's because nobody rememberswho came in second. >> and you beat them so badly that they just disappear. they go away. >> they keep in touch with their wives and girlfriends. >> i heard you help them out financially. that's great of you. >> i am a giver. >> yeah, but these people knew what they were getting into. my book isn't just about beating up anybody. it is about beating up people for safety. >> i think that's important. i want to show some of your exercises here. >> yeah, we have a lot of training techniques. >> i love this. this is something i actually tried. explain oven door sit ups. >> don't waste your money on a gym. you can train at home. i am doing oven door sit ups.

i have the oven on to 500 degrees and it is blowing in your face so you can be prepared for fighting in deserts. >> this is something they will do in the military after seeing this segment. >> in the how i am pumping as i am doing the sit ups. why just work the stomach muscles? you have to work your fists too. >> you are like a multi iveg taking killing man. >> if you are going to be a fighter you have to multitask. you need a well-rounded plan. >> i don't like stretching. >> basically what i have is four ropes tied to all my limbs and they are attached to three cars driving in different directions. my right leg is attached to a rope that is attached to a bicyclist. that's because my right leg is looser. i am eleven tateed a few inches off the ground. all of these fitness instructors and in yoga they tell you to stretch slowly.

no, if you want to fight fast, stretch fast. >> and the other thing that is important, stretching is boring. not boring. >> no, that's fun. whether you are stretching or in the car you can have fun. >> i don't recommend trying it at home. do it where there is nor space. >> exactly. >> you can use the remote control cars, and then they get stuck in places, but who cares? you can see i am here levetating down an alley and i am getting ready to jump and kick the guy in the face. the reason i levetated was silent. he would have heard me coming. i just want to say this is a photograph in the back, but i also have a 66-page flip book version in the book. >> if somebody who has never levated before and wants to begin, how would you get them

started? >> jumping up and not jumping down. you have to rise up and telegraph tee who is the boss. >> we have to take a break and we have more questions. this is the best self-df manu than i ever read. i will beat the crap out of somebody to prove it. more questions so stick around.

we are back with part two with this book, how to beat up anybody. we only showed you two part, but that is because we are special and we believe in this book. i want to show you this trophy. there is a picture of you receiving this trophy. >> this is in china. this is the duke of china giving me the world championship trophy. and the world championships happen every couple weeks. it is not like the olympics where it is every four years. it is different places and a different tradition on the ceremony presentation. he is angry at me bo he bet money on my opponent. -- angry at me because he bet money on my opponent. i had sex with his daughter before the match to give me the psychological match over the opponent and i karate i

can cked -- i can cked my opponent and his ashes are in the trophy. >> i credit him that he shook your hand. >> he had to. >> that's an amazing story. i want to go to the next little piece we have here. my mandarin is rusty. explain what this is in the book. >> on the left you can see a letter from the king of china banning me from china because i am too good at karate. on the right is the mo popular -- the most popular sheet of paper in china. it is a poster all over china which is warning people that i am not allowed in china. but i still go to china every tuesday because they have really good food. >>- q. i this goes back to the old idea that china goes back to graphic design. >> come on, the wall. >> that was the biggest graphic design.

>> you can see that from space i hear. >> word is that they are -- china is actually thinking about replacing -- keeping the wall, but putting the content of my book on the wall. >> i think that is a fantastic idea. everybody should be reading it. you know what, the wall becomes their internet, and the only content is your book. i have one more picture here. what is going on here? >> this is gu a normal karate move. i am beating up two muggers. karate cocking >> karate kicking one guy. >> is there an animal up there? >> no, it is a sculpture. >> it looks like you are beating the crap out of that guy too. >> yeah, this is only page 12. >> this book is -- you know, the holidays are coming up. i can't remember which ones.

you know what, thanksgiving. start giving self-defense books at thanksgiving. >> yeah, this will teach you to carve a turkey. >> they are still thankful. >> if you are going to die, you are thankful it is at the hands of of jew you -- judah. but if i kill a guy in the ring, it doesn't mean it is murder because thankknew what they were getting themselves into it. >> if they land on somebody in the stands, it is murder. >> yes. >> it is "how to bet up anybody." closing things up with andy levey and the post game wrap up.

back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg.

mike, what music are you listening to lately? >> the sam riggs band. no relation. actually a huge relation. that's my little brother. a big country band out of austin, texas released hair pin trigger heart. >> excellent. remy who is lucy and how is she doing? >> lucy is one of my two babies, one of my two dogs and she has been very sick. i want to say thank you to my facebook friends for their support and a special thanks to red bank animal hospital who has been taking such great care of her. >> they are dogs and knot babies. >> wait, you have dog babies? what sort of hybrid freak mad scientist are you? >> thank you, andy for asking. >> you are welcome. >> you mentioned the world chops -- championships take place every week. how long running are you the champion? >> math is my weakness, but i would say since the 80s. >> tha