>> glenn: please share this information with your friends. more on the puppet master on tomorrow's show. on friday, we're going to change the mood a bit and talk about gratitude with an incredible audience you do not want to miss welcome to "red eye." let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on the big show, we will look at president obama's trip to indonesia where he once again reached out to the muslim world. has the muslim world stopped reaching back? we will have an exclusive interview with the muslim world. and are flight attendants revolting? that's mean to say, but they are not happy about the tsa's new pat down rules. i ripped off the revolting joke from an old comic strip.

>> nice. >> and allen west joins us to talk about all things colonely and electy. >> t they slave, thou must leave to hang thyself. >> i would rather live with cheese and garlic in a wind mill. >> dude, you do live with cheese and garlic in a wind mill. >> i anticipate much suffering in your life. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? let's welcome our guest. there she is. her name? brooke goldstein. she is the founder of the children's wright institute and director of the law fair project. she is basically a loafer. show is so adorable puppies use pictures of her as their screen saver. didn't know puppies could use screen savers. if witt were a cross-word puzzle, board cleaning ladies would do him on the subway. my repulsive kick stand, bill shultz.

amnesty international considers them a human rights violation. and sitting next to me x none -- none other that father jonathon morris. he knows god like i know d. -- like i know sod. and our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> log on to the website to real columnist david brooks and gail collins debate all things college. speaking of, hi, co-eds, if you fold me the right way, i make for a good beer funnel and good birth control. very absorbent. he came, he saw, he danced. barack obama has left indonesia where he probably wasn't born. probably. before leaving he made a speech. and you know what that means. it is time for another episode of hello barry. >> tonight obama addresses frayed tensions.

>> i said then and i hillary pete now that no single speech can eradicate years of mistrust, but i believe then and i believe today that we do have a choice. we can choose to be defined by our differences and give in to a future of suspicion and mistrust or we can choose to do the hard work of forging common grounds for the steady pursuit of progress. and i can promise you no matter what setbacks may come, the united states is committed to human progress. that is who we are. that is what we have done, and that is what we will do. >> wow. so how did the muslim world react to his pledge for berry lagses? -- better relations? not with skepticism. according to reauters. they said it is all speeches.

in the end, the same american politics and jewish politics continues. it is always the damn jews. is his reaching out of reach out of reach? and what about shaking hands? the information minister makes a . of not touching women who are unrelated to him. but after news footage showed him extending his hand to michelle obama, he felt the need to explain on twitter writing, quote, i tried to prevent being touched with my happened, but mrs. michelle held her hand too far toward me and so we touched. let's watch this in slow motion. >> that's amazing. i need to see it 17 more times. ef time he shakes somebody's happened a big, round circle

forms. we asked the southeast 8 smaw's -- asia's correspondent to file a report. >> it has been a major disuh .ment. has this trip been pointless? >> well, i think it serves a . of apeasing the muslim world which is part of obama's platform. it has focused attention on where it should be, combating radicalization. the attention now is on what all promises are and if we haven't full filled them. it is unit coulder productive. >> it is unit coulder productive, and it is not working. i mean, they aren't being apeased. i have always learned they understand strength and not weakness. when you come with your uncleched -- unclenched fist you wish they would take it. >> i wish he would take this

opportunity to talk about real issues such as the fact that they are recruiting innocent muslim children to become suicide bombers. if he want to champion women and children's rights in the muslim world, that's what he should be talking about. >> is that what they are recruiting for? i thought it was a bake sale. i am not going, greg. i will not do it. >> we were so close. we were so close. >> father, good to have you back. >> thanks. >> do you think obama's heart is in the right place, but maybe not his mind? >> i don't judge hearts. i judge actions. >> okay. >> first we should say to andy , in that interest ducks -- introductions you used a lot of thous and thys and i was a little offended. i don't know if it was because i was here and i am a little sensitive. >> it is your turf. >> but let me tell you, president obama does the right thing talking about religious liberty and tolerance. but if he is in a place where

there is not reliege -- religious liberty and tolerant. he shouldn't say we need to tolerate each other, congratulations. he should say, you are not doing it. that's the difference. >> he won't because he is either too polite or too scared. what is going on here? >> i don't know. i am fixated on the shaking of the hand. it is like muslims gone wild. >> it is porn for them. >> you can't touch a woman, but you can tweet? >> that is the best point about this. here is a culture that is so backward you cannot shake a woman's hand, but he goes on twitter. >> and i love the reasoning. "i normally never touch a woman that isn't related to me." well he must be from southern indonesia. >> as a muslim born in ken gnaw, he -- kenya he feel a bond with obama.

>> as far as being a christian? yeah. i mean, woops. i like the fact that he spoke to indonesians in their native tongue. mostly because i did not know the indonesian native tongue. i did not even know that was a language. obama took the time to learn, greg. he took the time to learn. it is something you should try. >> he is any ter national college opportunity -- any ter national college student. he is going on break telling everybody how america sucks with his backpack and the canadian sticker on the back. he is obsessed by other cultures and obsessed by ours. >> i used to live here, guys. this is really my home. >> when has he ever said he was embarassed by america? when has he come close? >> i happen to have it on tape, but i lost it. >> i will take that and i apologize to you and america. i don't apologize to obama.

stop making fun of the u.s. into i from girl greetings to girl mistreatings. does saudi arabia treat the fairer sex fairer? the u.s. thinks it du.z despite the fact they don't let dames drive and deliberate dastardly, the board has been criticized for admitting a country where women make up 5% of the working class. let's go to the near -- the nearsighted squirrel for analysis. >> he has to start setting his talking points. that was not useful to us at all. >> i don't think he prepares for anything. i think he come drunk. >> either that or he needs glasses. >> he comes to the show drunk and then says he only had three glasses.

>> i saw his tweet. it is hard to tweet because of the paws. >> brooke, you are a human rights attorney. women are considered human. what are your thought? >> this just goes to show that the united nations has absolutely no credibility anymore. it is a democracy of totalitarian dictatorships. we have the organization of the islamic conference, the 57-member voting block that is maneuvering to define international law in its own interest. if this huh poke craw see continues, we reiveg totally devaluing the human rights law in general. it is appalling. >> i agree. brian, is it time to move the u.n to another country like hawaii? >> i am trying to figure this whole thing out, actually. they got 19 votes. >> right, for iran. >> who are the 19 vote? what is the justification behind voting. >> let me tell you who the 19 votes are. >> first of all, i must say you guys hired these correspondents, didn't you? >> yes.

>> stop blaming them. you hired them. >> on-line we didn't know he was a squirrel. he never said he was a squirrel. >> we found it out after the fact. >> on a less important point, the u.n here, 19 people voted for iran to have this seat. that was comprised of two groups. those groups would like to say a muslim majority on every single seat would be a positive thing. why? they can impose their understanding of human rights which is skewed. and anyone who thinks that women don't deserve the same rights as men, and it is comprised a second part by western self-hating countries who don't believe you can ever say that some things are always and everywhere right. other times and other things are always wrong. >> everything is relative.

there is no right and there is no exceptionalism. we can learn something from a culture where people die at 30. maybe they want to die at 30. speaking of bill, how is your u.n panel on huh maf raw dite rights coming along? >> terrible. i pointed to a lot of olympians and they don't want to come on board. it is terrible. i have given up. >> i should say they are putting saudi arabia on the board whereas most middle east countries are like 1432, at least saudi arabia is like 1890. they have women in colleges. they work like 5%. they are allowed to drive. so they are coming around. >> that's what it is all about , saudi arabia, oil. we were hoping we could drag them kicking and screaming. the thing about iran, and the last point on this, where are

all-american feminists? gloria allred went after meg whitman. apparently meg whitman is worst than ahmadinejad is -- in gloria allred's eyes. you can get away with anything. >> they throw rocks at them. >> lose weight. >> exactly. >> that wasn't even a joke. that's serious. >> terrible crap going on in these countries. to the greg-alogue, it is a flaming sack of sense bill tee left on the front porch of your brain. >> so british students, ie dirt bags took to the streets to protest a raising of tuition. they broke into the conservative party's offices and started fires while paint ing the anarchy sign.

here is someone who thinks it is an edgy sign of revolutionary bra vaw dough and it is someone who sponges off mummy and daddy and never pays for a drink. tuition is going up to $9,000 pounds and in our money it is $14,500. so why the rage? the west is witnessing the continue continuation of the first real global tantrum spreching from -- stretching from greece to france to london. those used to entitlement are being told the piper must be paid. because no one taught them, their only complaint is wa, wa, wa. there should be no price tag on classes like lady gaga's affect on transgender truck drivers. sounds like something you would see on the back of a prius. but that's because most views are based on sticker slogans.

feel good sentimental tee. they should be rioting over stuff that matters like the doubling of alcohol prices in england to curb binge drinking. what is the point of an education if you can't remember it? if you disagree you are a racist homophobic, narcophobe. >> i'm impressed. >> you just think i'm an i had idiot -- an idiot most of the time. >> good for an idiot. isn't this what happens to an entitlement culture? after awhile you give them everything and then at some point you have to take them away. >> i don't think it was because of tuition. 40,000 got confused and thought it was a soccer riot and joined in. >> it could be true. >> isn't educated when you think about it really overrated?

>> absolutely. they are not educated. they are using the logo that they want to cut spending. they want a state that is the opposite of an arckism. >> it goes from 5,000 to 15,000 in one year is what they students are experiencing. that's pretty tough. so let them manifest their anger a little bit. the reality here is that these are consequences of decisions that their parents and grandparents made in the government. and that's what we are about to experience in the united states of america. >> i think you are right and it scares me. you are right, going for 5,000 or 14,500, that's a lot. but 5,000 pounds. so going from 10,000 to 14,500. but brooke is correct.

if they were anarchists they wouldn't be protesting this. they don't want government. >> they are protesting having to pay for their parents' debt, but who is going to pay for the debt that will be racked up because they want a free education? it makes absolutely no sense. >> they are 20 years old. let them go out there. >> bill, what would you write over? >> i wouldn't care what i was writing about as long as i got laid afterwards, and that's why half of them are there. the bureau of labor statistics came out with how many waiters and how many parking attendants and how many wal-mart employees had clemming degrees. it is not worth the paper it is printed on anymore. if you don't like college, leave. get a job. college degrees mean nothing anymore. do you realize how many sidekicks on tv have a college degree. i am not one of them, but they are out there. >> the other thing, these writers or whatever, they can do whatever they want. they can break windows or whatever. but if one of them gets a

broken nose, there is blood and the police are demon demonized. how much weight does it take to sink a dead body? brooke goldstein explains. and a story about flight attendant. we will be arriving shortly. so return your bathrobe to the upright position.

my next guest stopped by our studios in january when he was running for congress. like all people who stop by our studios when running for congress he won. talking about that is lieutenant colonel and congressman elect, allen west. colonel, what do i call you? do i call you congressman colonel or colonel congressman? >> the most important thing is you never call me late for dinner.

>> very good, very good. >> would you say that coming on "red eye" was 80% responsible for you winning or would you go higher? >> i would go 85 to 90% because it was the turning point of our election in january to get our voice out on your show which reached a totally different under crowd. >> totally different and possibly stoned crowd. i don't know if it actually helped, but maybe. now are you in florida. when you won did you go to disney world? >> no, i thought about it, but i went diving instead. >> i am joking about red eye. it had nothing to do with it. your appearances on youtube were really what electric -- electrified people, don't you think? >> i think it is very important. it was great to use the verying social media networks, the youtube and the facebook and the twitter. we had close to 40,000 folks following us on facebook. we had a very strong website. but the ability to take your message so that it can be tran

sended not just across the state of florida, but across the nation elevated our campaign. >> you were one of two african-american republicans elected to congress last week. that's not what you would call a wave, but is it the start of something? >> i think it is. when you look at the fact that you have 45 african-americans that ran in this election cycle and we have 15 that made it through the general election, when you have some of the great conservative voices and writers in the country right now in walter williams, something is definitely changing in the country within the black community. >> i want you to clear something up for me. you are considered a tea party candidate. i keep being told that tea parties are racist. how did that happen? >> i got a really good tan when i was out at the beach back during the summer. but i think the biggest thing is on the liberal side of the house, they are so used to using the tactics of freezing

a target and polarizing it and attacking it, that when they wanted to get the people of the united states of america to clam up and not say anything, they just start throwing around the world -- the word "racist." the naacp tried to condemn the tea party as racist. i spoke at seven or eight events and i stand for what the tea party believes in, constitutional government, limited government. things that make the country great. >> now, are you going to -- they said you are welcome t join them. are you going to join? >> yeah. absolutely. i think it is so important that we can have different perspectives and voices in the congressional black caucus. we can no longer have the voice of failing social welfare policies that is predominant. we cannot have voices that promote victimization and dependancy. i think it important we bring the con -- the conservative values into the black caucus. the black community is

concerned at its core and i think on sundays that's the most conservative people in america. believing in accountability and some of the other corner stone aspects of the conservativism. >> the leaders in the congressional black caucus are not conservative. and the thing that -- you know, we always point out on "red eye" if you are black and conservative, you are revild -- revialed. can they speak freely in front of you when you are there? >> well, that's up to them. if i am so intimidating that it causes them not to speak freely, well then that shows they don't believe in the quasi principals they put forth. that's what you saw in this election cycle with the liberals not having any message and not running on any voting record or issues. it is time we shine the light on them and take them out of the darkness. >> time for one last question. what do you hope to get done while in office? the most important thing?

>> it comes down to two important issues. it is the fiscal security and the physical security of the united states people. we have got to make sure that we have long-term sustainable economic growth. that comes from the private sector with investment, innovation and ingenuity. it does not come from the expansive growth of government. we have to make sure we exend it the tax cuts and set the business for our small buys. i think what you were all talking about earlier, we have to make sure the american people are safe and secure, and we must definitely identify the enemies that are out there to stand against this constitutional republic. >> excellent. thank you congressman. >> thanks. >> always a pleasure having you on the show. you are always welcome here. all right, people -- >> thanks for having me. >> you got it. do you have a comment on the show? it is fox news .com. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he's a jerk. >> tonight's half time report

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welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. i met a couple of tranis last night at the club. i have to say wow.

>> did you have some fun? i. >> it is hard to tell them with their trani accent. you know that transylvania accept. >> they are just like the rest of us. >> they are crazy. >> especially like dracula. >> they had a few pints in them and they were not talking beer. >> when the president gave the speech did anybody else feel he was putting jakarta in front. -- jakarta in front of jahora is? >> did you work hard on that one? >> it came to me in a dream. greg, you mentioned the president out reached to the muslim world is being met with skepticism. here is one quote "obama hasn't immediate a single goal

and was selling cigarette lighters in central could i yo." when you have left -- when you have lost the vendor, what do you have left? >> it is over. >> at least it is stull legal to smoke there. >> fight the power. >> brooke said obama's appeasement is counter productive. greg, you said it is counterproductive and it is not working. i don't think you know what counterproductive means. >> well, counterproductive means it is not productive. >> you are being productive on a counter rather than a floor. >> all those vois -- vows you were offended by, shakespeare. >> oh yeah, whatever. i know you, andy. >> those are from shakespeare. >> bill, you were impressed

obama took the time to learn the language. he did live there as a child after he moved from his birthplace of kenya. >> wait a second. andrew. >> you said good . -- you said good . -- good point. saudi arabia gets a seat on the women's rights panel. ryan, you were amazed iran got 19 vote, but i agree. the reason saudi arabia is on the panel is because six seats were set aside for major donors and saudi arabia got one. what do you think about that? >> what do you think about that? >> i showed you, interest did i? >> i think it is great. you can donate more money. >> brooke, you said the u.n is losing credibility when it comes to things like this.

which credibility was that? >> you are right. it never had any. >> father johnson, you can just say the western countries. >> we were never self-hating. >> you were self-hating. >> we were when we were 18. >> greg, you asked where are all the american feme nitses. they are signing -- they are signing on-line to get rid of sarah palin. >> they have their priorities. >> brooke, you said what these students want who are scrawling the anarchy symbol is they want a nanny, and if that's the opposite, i looked the definition. it turns out it is a political theory holding all forms of government authority to be unnecessarily an undesirable

and advocating a society based on voluntary cooperation and sub sue diesed tuition. >> the on-line dictionary. >> i'm just saying in the future don't say things unless you looked up the definition. >> you added the edit and then you saved it and then read it. >> i'm done. i have to go unedit the wick caw peed yaw. >> pat downs make them drowned. folks who use tis coats don't like to be groped. recently it was i'm plough implemented by the tsa. they say the union representing the flight attendants were getting calls daily about people's experiences. in a recent union e-mail flight attendants are told if they opt out of the body scaner, to ask it beacon ducted in a private room with a witness. says the union rep "we don't

want them in uniform. who doesn't? " the private areas are touched in public. sorry, father. the pat down is a little much. you know what else is much, this. on. i have to tell you, everybody talks about how great nirvana was, but they sucked. i >>- q. i liked the -- >> i liked it. >> are they being too sensitive. >> it is all hearsay. unless i am in the room witnessing the pat down, i can't give you an opinion. we now pat downs are awkward and invasive. it is an easy way to avoid

them. go through the scaner. it is not that difficult. >> people are worried it may show their naughty bits. and then they would end up on the web. >> we have a scaner right here. >> you i'm person nate a standing wand. >> i do. >> father, -- >> wait. before you ask the question because it can be dangerous, i have a solution. i have some friend and they are robot. we could employ them and they sit around and ask all sorts of questions for me. we could employ them with the tsa. >> good point. they could do work there and people would feel comfortable. >> by the way, in five years they will be doing it. father, i know it is the same robots you do.

are two on three different -- well, sexual assault. they are deaf yents. they should have no right to ask questions. >> they are for given. >> isn't this all worth it for the name of -- you can't complain if you are dead. >> i wouldn't worry. there are already naked pictures of you on-line. i wouldn't worry about anyone scanning you. >> i paid for those by the way. >> sometime i go there when i don't have a flight. >> it makes you feel wanted. and by a lot of sweetie overweight men in poorly fit suits. father, they don't touch me. they just let you fly right through, don't they? >> no, i go through the i'm thing flight uh uh-huh -- flight attendance do.

>> i would say tris dressed as press. >> they make me take it off. >> it is awkward. >> could be a split for an interesting film. so the cowboys are going to the super bowl? father john explains why he put $30,000 on church donations for them to go all the way. coming up, what is better than an inanimate object and asking father about life after death? nothing. absolutely nothing.

so which of my try accepts -- triceps is stronger? i do both sides equally. that's important at the gym. and it is time once again for our holy awesome segment, "father knows best." as always, father, most of our

questions come from robots who you have a big robot following. >> inteligent group. >> first one from depp nis from 29 -- dennis from 29 palms. >> father, great sermon last sunday. i agree, that "true blood" is the worst show on tv. anyway, the book of general sis tells us that the -- general sis -- genesis tells us that first came the men and everyone else lived hundreds and hundreds of years. was the bible translated using dog years? of course i am going by the king james version and not the early latin version you fellows know. >> that's a great question. >> it is. >> and it is not only the king james version but the andy levy version with the thous and the thys. he is a thing to keep in mind. you are from -- >> he is from 29 palms. >> his name is dennis. come on, father, i have four

morrow bots waiting. -- more robots waiting. >> don't tell me another joke. if you look at the bible as if it were a science book you will be sorely disappointed. look at it as god revealing himself to man about the things most important to us. >> confused the heck out of me. i thought i would live to be 500. thanks, bible. now a question from aaron in durham, north carolina. >> great to see you, father. you are the one bright spot on this nightly disaster. anyway, why does heaven like gates? if god knows who he wants in heaven, why the gate? >> lady in the garage has a good point. >> god knows that we are all allowed in heaven. the gates are an analogy. the analogy is that the only one that can keep us out of

heaven -- >> bill gate. >> you andy me. heaven is for those who want to be there. and of course if there is free will there has to be an option out of it. that's what we call hell. it is for those who don't want to be in heaven. >> do you up subscribe to the berlin daw carlisle proverbs that say heaven is a place on earth. >> are you looking in the "new york times" for that? >> she is a pop singer, never mind. >> good transition to the next robot. great song, by the way. from ellisville. >> father, thanks to the ticket to the billy graham golf tournament. never have i heard so many screams when the amateur shanked it. is there not some dark corner in the universe in which god has no dominion? >> that's a good question.

>> they are good questions. we all ask about them, especially at 3:00 in the morning. if hell were a place that god threw all of us who messed up, well then you would be right. that would be a quarter of this universe that god didn't have control of any are month. it is for those of us who decide i don't want to be alone with my god and i can't to stay away from god fore turn eternity. that's the unbelievable power of free will. if we don't have a place to reject god, then we are not free. we are not human. too serious. >> michael -- how do you pronounce that decatur. >> father, thanks for the stock tip. now i am broke. here is my bigger problem, where the punishment is so great, why would god create us with any mind capable of

reasoning out the iewn veer and then make itself intentionally obscure. such that it would require leaps of faith not supported by evidence or logic. >> excellent question. none of these guys woo come up with that. i know you are real. >> he is an australian robot. >> if we believe that human knowledge is the only potential or capacity for us as human beings -- in other words, if natural knowledge can only be grasped by you are on intelligence, you would be right. but we have a soul, and we can grasp spiritual knowledge. so some things seem very confusing. but just as we can grow in natural believe, we can grow in spiritual knowledge. it takes time and humility and that's why you should watch this show. >> yeah. >> i like that. last robot question from john in tennessee. >> hey, father, you left your

jacket in the barn. i don't think you will want it back. anyhow, if god is only nip tent and omni present, doesn't it give humans free will by definition? it is set in motion by the one that knows the outcome and then those responsibilities cannot rest on those participating in the events. >> talking about the free will and lost jacket left in the dark, i once left here in the fox green room my kak ket and collar and it went missing. there is somebody out there that used their free will in a terrible way, probably for halloween. that is a great question. there is no such thing i would say -- there is no such thing as free will, unless there is god. our free will mirrors a supernatural presence that says i am not just responding

to some sort of reaction. rather, i am a very special being, very different than all the animals. that's what makes me special. greg must have a lot of free will. >> strange, strange. >> i get free pills too. they are almost as good as free will. if you don't have free will x you can always have the free pills. >> sometimes you put the free pills in my free bill glass. >> and then you just, i don't know. what am i saying in we are taking a break. i lost my mind. more stuff when we return.

>> this is a family show. we can't be dropping the f-bomb here. can i recommend a couple other words you could say instead of [explative] >> beef stew. >> how about something positive like fox news? >> the people have spoken. >> ♪ you carry around town with a girl i know ♪ ♪ fox news

♪ fox news >> amazing. he changinged two words and the song goes from awesome to like really, really awesome. they should do that to every song "american pie,"" smoke on the water", "fox news pie"," fox news on the water." before we go to the break, it is time to reveal the final results of the latest red eye poll. if you remember the question was, what number am i thinking of right now? 9% said zero. 13 par said 9. and another 13% said 427. 30% clever said infinity. and 35% said 58.6. of course, the answer was minus 34.

as you know, i think only about negative integers. we will have a new poll question up soon. the question might be, when will our poll be up? that might be the question. >> very metapole. >> yes. i met a pole once and it took all i had. we will close things out with andy levy. and for more go to foxnews.com/redeye.

time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> brooke, i hear you just hosted a lunch at the princeton club? >> yes, i did. they co-sponsored a lunch with pace university. we hosted allen dirschwitz. to ensure you get an invitation, sign you will for

a mailing list at www. the law fare project .org. >> and in come the stalkers. >> ryan, where can people catch your live show? >> i am usually at the dangerfield club. go to my website. >> very nice. >> ryan reach .com? >> yes. how do you spell it. >> reich. >> stop quizing the guests. >> no, i was hoping he had it. >> people are rude. >> i apologize. >> father, what is the proper response to dominouts-bobiscoum. >> i am impressed. >> i am i'm es -- impressed that andy levy knew the question. >> because he is a jew. because he will burn in hell. he will burn in hell. >> i am not impressed by the fact that father jonathon does