>> glenn: tomorrow, you don't want to miss the show. the t.s.a. and the full body scanners. something is wrong with that story. we're going to talk to a few experts that have some information that surprisingly no one else has covered. yeah. don't miss it. tomorrow night. welcome to "red eye." it is like how i met your mother, if by met you mean dead. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on the big show, according to the tsa full body scanners set as national opt out day. you are out of your damn mind though if you fly anywhere the day before thanks ifg g. and president obama's book is finally for sale. and can eked is hand smoke --

can secondhand smoke lead to hearing loss? what will make you punch science in the face. >> i like it when you beg, andy. >> i apologize for nothing. >> i look forward to your empty, lonely death. >> so say we all, greg. let's welcome our guests. i am here with fox news anchor patty anne brown. she is so hot the sun just had three patty anne brown spots removed. and comedian joe daw tee vee toe. and my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. he stinks of death and not being alive. his latest book just came out. it is called "the identity man." if insightful commentary was a turkey, we would stuff him on thanksgiving. and he is a cad with a pen and pad. he is our "new york times" cory -- correspondent. >> it is how to win the war on crystal meth. meth has taken off the world, and it is a better world for.

it don't you know? where is my feet. youthful, but warm. >> do you want to talk about toasters? >> yes. >> they want to ruin the trip. the website is urging fliers to get fondled rather than scaned via protest on november 24th, a date, ie, the biggest commuter date since the beginning of air travel in the 1700's. says opt out day .com of the plan to ruin your trip home, quote, the goal of national opt out day -- what a stupid name, by the way, is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand inning cha. no naked body scanners. the day is needed because many do not understand what they can sent to when -- what they consent to when choosing to fly.

you dope. but the president of a florida-based commuter's association whose hip replacement triggered it, counters, now ef time i go through the alarm goes off. now they have a new machine. anybody would be a fool if they said they don't like it. >> for more on this story we will go live to the stick shift driving slop. your thoughts on this policy? >> well reported on both counts. >> here is the thing that pisses me off. drew -- can i call you drew? better than and. these guys want to opt out of the scaner and the groping.

they are idiots. what they are saying is they are going to screw over everyone's vacation to make some symbolic gesture. don't these people have lives? >> i don't get it. some feel being exposed in public have envigorating. i think the problem is for some it is humiliating to be exposed naked, and it is useless. that's the terrible thing about it. i would like to see a more sensible policy where every young olive-skinked male is pulled out of line and water boarded, and if he admits to being a terrorist we put a drone up his nose. >> interesting, but it is not problematic. summertime is no fly zone time for me. >> i am considered olive-skinked, like ireland i am considered olive-skinked. people often say all of the stuff that is going on at security is all for show and no effectiveness.

if you buy that, do you think this stuff is worth it saving lives? >> well, i want to know what about people like me who want to get groped while we get scaned. we would like to pair it up and post-it on youtube. it is busy work, and i have no problem with people saying oh, you want to be difficult. well if it really made a difference people would agree. but instead there are tsa employees shaking babies around and doing this nonsense with these board looks on their faces. >> you want them to enjoy it, is what you are saying. >> well, if you are going to shake a baby, put your heart into it. standing on one leg would be just as useless. people just don't have the confidence in it. >> i think what you are saying is people would respect the exercise if they respected tsa more. >> yes. >> and i think that's an issue they feel they are dl and being humiliated instead of being helped. i don't know, i said it last night, as long as it keeps me and my family alive, i will do

anything. 1k3* i think the up -- and i think the invasion argument is exaggerated. >> i am hearing come plants, but not a lot of solutions. the terrorists are hiding the explosives in their crotches and bras and butts. how exactly are we supposed to find them? >> oh, i have a few ideas. >> it has be to invasive, either that or the digital scan. i am not saying i like it. i will probably never fly again, but also the tsa people -- i mean, come on. commenting on a woman's boobs and how nice they look? if you are going to do this -- >> do it at work. >> in fairness that was me just near the tsa guy. sorry. we will never share a flight, i guess. >> you had a solution last night, the full body tongue where you -- but you actually do it to the tsa security. >> no, it had nothing to do with security. i didn't know i had the collar

id thing of the. >> if it will get me through quicker, fine. if you want to make fun of my five nipples, do it as long as it gets me through. if you want to laugh, do it. you see a hand going down and grabbing my junk, fine. if it means i cannot miss my layoff, i am all for it. i don't care anymore. >> you know, i am more -- i am getting more tired of the wining than being subjected. but i have been reading a lot and they say it is unnecessary. everything brings up the israeli model. you focus not on what they are bringing, but who that person is. that's all you do. you look for a person who might booy -- who might be a terrorist. and they don't have problems. the other thing that bugs me is people talking about the radiation. i always get suspicious of

people who drag in a health consequence when they are making an argument. basically you say not only is it troublesome, but it might kill you. but from what i understand going through one of these screenings is you get more radiation from the actual flight. so it is bs. but having said that, could it get worse? i want to show you a little clip from reason. this is what we are looking forward to in the future. this is an actual training video for a strip search procedure in prison. >> this is a vulnerable moment. you just asked someone to undress in front of you. proper, courteous commands are essential. >> okay. put your back to me, please. >> capsules, containers and even small hacksaw blades have been found in the nasal passages. >> spread your legs, wider.

lift your penis, please. testicles. >> be professional and alert. >> let's turn around. >> look at the neck, back, spinal area and buttocks. >> okay, bend ford for me, please -- bend forward for me, please and spread your buttocks. >> look for anything inserted. you may see a thin string indicating something is there. remember x do not deviate from what is appropriate and professional. >> my objection to this, bill, i go to you is the actors are just too good looking. >> i can't tell you how many times i additioned for that role and i didn't get a call back once, greg. i came in with five different names and nothing. wouldn't it be great if after he said the best line there, would you lift your penis please, and he says, oh, it can lift itself and a slow, uncomfortable pause. and then it turns into something totally different. >> i think that was your problem, the improve.

>> i know. these are all suggestions i gave. >> you refused to stick to the script. >> sorry, but you need your first job, greg. from opting out to plugging in. they like the auto alotto. keeping dplat reon the -- keeping dplat re-- flattery on the battery. the volt was named the car of the year calling it a, quote, game changer, a car of the future you can drive today. look at it. the volt which is short for voltron can travel 40 miles on battery power alone and has a small engine on board giving it a range of over 300 miles and the ability to be filled up quickly at gas stations, like you, bill, on long trips between plug ins. and the trunk doubles as a close and play. the cost is $41,000. motor trend picks the volt over the hyundai, toyota

sienna and the honda tortoise -- taurus seen here. >> i would ride that to the bank. i don't even know what that means. andrew, is this the end of the romantic era of american cars, or did that already happen? >> that's already happened. i want to like this thing. it is electric, and it has the jetsons and it it is called voltron. >> it is like your nerdy cousin. you want to like it. >> every time they do something for the environment it makes our lives more crappy. you know, everybody gets malaria and they build wind mills and they cost more and use more fuel. >> and kill birds. >> how long will it be before you realize that driving a volt gives you leprosy. you drive down the street and

your hand drops off. no one told me. >> i think that is a hell of a story. but it probably does from an evolutionary perspective kill your genealogy because you never get laid again. you never have kids. >> the air is clean, but there is no people. >> yes, kind of how i like it. you get a $7500 tax grant. does that thrill you? will you get one because it is now only $33,500. >> no, i think the taxpayers should get one for free or a massive discount. after all, we did pay for the gm bailout which is what afforded them the ability to make this thing. >> this is interesting, and i am not a con spearist, although i do believe we didn't go to the moon and 9/11 was caused by the jews and obama was born not only in ken -- kenya, but also somalia. he has an evil twin. >> that explains a lot. >> it does explain a lot. here is the thing.

the volt costs $33,000 after the tax credit. they are selling leases for -- they will sell leases cheap for $350 a month. that's for like a $20,000 car. it is government funded. doesn't it smell weird that motor trend picks this car? doesn't it sound like there was a meeting or conference call saying you need to help gm? maybe i am being that way. >> i don't know if that award is like the jd power associates award given to every product released. i have driven one and it was not bad. you don't seem to use gas. i will wait are to the next generation of the chevy 9 volt. it can be powered from the cigarette lighter from another car. >> that's fantastic. i like that. bill, you have nef drfn one, but you have slept in the backseat. >> yes, it was more like a cat nap. >> it was actually at a car

show. >> it was great i escaped. >> i think the biggest gripe with this thing which by the way was in development before they got the bailout money which they paid back. well done obama. but the fact it is expensive. and that's the way with ef new technology. and there were expensive vcr's in the early 80s. they were a fortune. if memory serves me it was like $15,000. i could only afford two. so that is the way with first generation. we just have to wait. it will come around. >> i want a car that is exsexy. -- sexy. the new challengers are amazing. what happened to them? >> it gets 7 miles a gallon and then you can sleep with me. >> i want you to have it as well. i smell conspiracy. or it is bill. >> i think it is me. it is conspiracy, my new cologne, a knockoff of calvin kline.

>> i am just going to sit here like this. waiting for the teleprompter. all right, kids, want to practice abstinence? who better to tell you than bristol palin? they teamed up for this public service announcement. >> miss, have you ever had a situation with the official situation? >> excuse me? >> oh, snap, b-palin. >> girls fall for that line? >> if the words don't work, i have the situation right there. >> i hope you are committed to safe sex as you are the abs. >> i know you are about the abstinence thing, but come on b-palin, seriously you are not going to hookup before you are married? for real? >> for real. >> foal -- for real? >> for real. >> all right, just in case you do get into a situation i want to make sure you are situated. if you do get into a situation with your situation you may end up with a situation, and you may not like that situation. >> trust me.

i am not getting myself into another situation. i know how hard it is to be a teen parent. >> i respect that. i totally respect abstinence. abstinence has the word "abs" in it. >> very funny. i am worried about you and safe sex. >> i practice a whole lot. i mean a whole lot. >> talking about the safe part. >> oh, the safe part, we have the safe part down pat. wapow. magnums. you know what? i might be able to spare one. i'll give you one. >> it is fine. i avoid situations. >> good, good. >> you know what, that works. that works because i saw that and i never want to have sex again. >> it is a little too late. >> i like both of them, but you can't -- it is like making a sandwich out of peanut butter and rocks. i like rocks. >> it is like making a

sandwich out of peanut buter and rocks and not having an editor. >> i don't think there was a script. they were like, go, guys. >> that psa was 45 minutes long. we showed you 45 seconds because i thought you would kill yourself. much of what i was doing when i was watching. so is collecting heads barbaric or good, smart fun? patty anne brown discusses her unique hobby when we return. but first, well what do we have here? looks like hot chicks. i guess we are not doing the story on monetary reform.

there is a job on the hill because the lady is a thrill. does being in congress get

chicks to undress? so tuesday on morning joe, a show named of a a german sex act, the executive editor issued a warning to this year's huge freshman class of congressmen. especially the ugly ones. in his 16 years of cuffing the hill, there is one thing he noticed over and over. >> the affect this place has on men, men who come to washington who are away from their families and the behavior you see at night is a type of behavior you see from our friends in college. and especially unattractionive it members of congress who haven't had attention since maybe college. they come here and suddenly women are interested in them. it is a temptation that as we have seen from the class of 1994, some can't withstand. >> throwing stones in glass houses. a former congressman agreed

with i'm h. he said he thought it happened to, quote, some of the fattest and ugliest guys. i think we dug up some footage of that. >> he has gotten a lot nicer. is it just a common fact that women like you are attracted and he could be all over him like a cheap bag? >> duh. i don't even see how this is a story? women are attracted from powerful men. and if women are away they will be tempted. we know unattractionive it people -- if all of a sudden they have gorgeous women around them for the first time in their lives they will be even more tempted. what's the story?

>> what is the story? well, it is a story i chose. it is a story i chose. >> what she meant to say is what is the crappy story? >> who ever picked these stories -- >> is a powerful man. is a very powerful man. could crush you like a bug. might just do so after the show. >> andrew, is this why ugly guys get into politics because they are ugly? or is it the reverse? >> it is absolutely -- that's exactly -- now i am lost. is it a sign that our government has gotten too big that there are no beautiful women this washington? they shouldn't be that powerful. >> there should only be ugly people in dc, period. >> and frankly i don't care if they kill and devoure little boys if they stop spending my money. >> quite a stance. you made some interesting, but problematic [stances|instances]. -- stances. >> eat and devoure children.

>> do you have a problem with it? what show am i on? >> i would say i have a problem. after the show i will be picking up one of your brochures. isn't it the same as being a comedian to overcome hideous looks? you need to get to that woman so it is about your personality and power. >> well, i like to think that it is the idea of how much [explative] dennis could you sin niche is getting. >> his wife is hot. >> for me i have to accumulate various tv credits and go and perform. i guess a girl likes a man who can filibuster. it is called sexual congress? >> good point mr. linguistic. bill, you have slept with many senators or sold -- or so they

say to you, but it never turns out to be true. but you still fall for it every time. >> senators, the hockey team, greg. senators the hockey team. you would be surprised how masculine they are. i get why the ugly men are going to washington. what i don't get is somebody as gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous as joe scarborough left. this guy dropped out of congress in 2001 on his own accord giving the excuse he wanted to spend more time with his family. that is code for i'm getting far too much tail. >> no he self-discriminated against because he was, let's face it, gorgeous. i hate good looking politicians because they are greedy. it is like you already get everything you want by being hot. why do you have to go to the nation's capital and get more? mitt romney, you have grecian formula ads waiting for you and you can do what you want. please. let the politicians be ugly. i want my politicians to look

like richard nixon. >> i'm all for it. >> wow, that went over well. you can actually hear my heart murmur. do you have a comment? leave a voicemail on my direct line at 212-462-5050. i don't have a heart murmur, mom. and andy levy is coming up. he is a jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the antelope species with upright or swept back horns. thanks arabian ork.

let's welcome back -- let's welcome back? let's find out if we have gotten anything right so far. for the next few days i will have a trani on my butt. >> why is that? >> i will go on a cruise and i will have a trans der mall patch on my butt. >> a word of advice, after the cruise don't forget to get the trani off your butt. you would look silly with it on your butt. >> tsa national opt out day. greg, you said national opt out day is a stupid name. on the othernd that, the acro anymore is n-u-d-e. >> wow. >> that's why they chose it. and you said they want to opt out of the scaner and the pat downs.

not true. they want to opt out of the scaners and have the pat downs done in public. >> but they don't want the serious pat down. >> they do, they just want them done in public rather than private so people can see how invasive they are. they are not telling people to opt out of both because legally they can't. >> isn't that worse though? >> or it is more erotic. >> can't argue with that. > you are going to attract a certain pervert. >> it is the primitive ticket. the best kind of per verts, i might say. >> this doesn't look like the real ticket, mr. shultz. >> i am going broke buying all of these tickets. >> cheap flights. that's the case.

>> very cheap flights. >> you hit the nail on the head. people would complain if they thought it was useful. the tsa has done a horrible job of selling the necessity and they flat out lied to the public. they originally claimed the body scanning system had no way to save transmit or print images and then they were busted of a it was shown that they required the scanners and that was the only way they would actually buy them. so now they just say x oh, that capability is turned off when they get to the airport. >> and they did mention that some of the images made me look fat. >> they didn't mention that. >> dmot -- not some, all of them. >> now he will be throwing up after the show. >> positive reinforcent in. nef would have -- never would have thrown up. >> you heard a lot of complaint, but not a lot of

alternatives, but why do you have to give an alternative to something other than not doing it. if somebody said we are going to kill you and you said don't kill me, well, you are not giving me an alternative. >> well, one of the alternative would not do any screening. >> or just keep doing the screening they have been doing? >> those are two kinds. you are saying -- >> why can't they keep doing what they were doing before the pat downs and the body scanners? >> well, they had to change it because of the powdered explosives. >> they did? >> i think so. >> it would suck if you worked -- >> for someone who is smart enough that we didn't go to the moon, how you believe it is beyond me. >> i think he is talking about different powdered explosives. >> bill, excuse me, have i to address this. andy, you totally got my conspiracy zoch. -- wrong. i said there wasn't a conspiracy going to the moon.

the conspiracy of not going to the moon was the conspiracy. >> no, i don't follow. oj simpson never went to the moon. i have seen the tape. >> also, you said are you more tired of the wining than of the stuff itself. i am more tired of your wining about the wining. >> i'm tired of your wining. >> we can keep doing this. >> i know, to infinity. >> and beyond. >> motor trend named chevy volt. volt is not short for voltron. it would be a cooler car. >> captain voltron. >> ask how long it will be before we believe driving a volt would give you leprosy. >> by the way, oj simpson never wept to mars. >> that's true. >> an interesting . people will not -- people would rather attribute health con shesness -- consciousness to the car. it is a feel good ernest

device created to make people feel better and now i will shut up. you see that though. >> can you stop saying things are interesting points? >> okay. >> you said president obama was born in kenya and somalia, quote, explains a lot. >> go on, news woman. >> what he said was it was because obama has an evil twin. i was saying that explains a lot. >> such as? >> have you ever seen obama wearing the telltale goatee? >> pab, if you don't watch out, you will find yourself doing news cut ins on a show talking about conspiracies. >> too late. >> by the way, previous winners of motor trend's are ka of the year include the chrysler k car. for a magazine all about cars,

they don't know a lot about cars. >> they call themselves motor trend. the only trend is failure. >> they are good at picking that trend. >> women dig congressmen. you dismissed a story and asked who chose it. greg speaking of himself said a very powerful man. now you are attracted to greg, right? >> i mean look at that picture. who couldn't be? >> i am attracted to myself. i am a magnet that turns inward. >> reporter: an excellent job closing out the first half of the show with that momentum killing monologue about hating good looking politicians. >> about what? >> hating good looking politicians. it really kept things moving. >> actually that's a good point. >> an interesting . >> my lead in sucked.

i am done. >> go away. well, even if your ears fail, according to researchers, breathing in secondhand smoked is linked to hearing loss in nonsmokers. are doctors have known that regular smokers are at regular risk of hearing loss, but until the study it is not clear if that was the case for passive is smokers, aka losers. for more let's go to red eye's chief medical correspondent, cat in a tiny hat. >> i blame myself. the biggest scam perhaps in modern history is secondhand smoke, right? >> it needs to be perfect to say that secondhand smoke causes global warming. it is shank raw law. >> i'm sure that has been

done. >> it is as if there was a special government department whose only job is to invent reasons to mess in your business. think -- they must think about it all day long. >> you accepted this stuff as blind faith because it meant more research and it meant more writing and it meant more interviews with doctors. none of this stuff was correlation. this study, joe, is correlation. it happens that if you are in a place with smoking, the music might be loud they are saying that secondhand smoke causes hearing loss. this is the science. >> i can see how smoking -- primary smoking causes hearing loss. the smoke is in traffic and if they come inside they are affected by nonsmokers nagging them. so it is holding a little fire next to your face. it is bad for all of your face

holes. can we have one study that says a little fire next to anything is not good? and then leave it at that. >> what do you make of this? you are a smart lady. >> the correlation is not the same as cautionation. it is a very unscientific study. previous research has indicated that smokers are at a greater risk of hearing loss. what? >> therefore secondhand smoke. that's where they are jumping. bill, did you hear anything during this segment? >> a little bit. but that's just from the wax. i think the problem here is getting back to what you were talking about, even seems to be suffering from a little bit of secondhand awesome. i get why they are upset. why would you like secondhand fun when the person next to you is having firsthand fun? this is why all of americans

have to take up smoking again so we can once again be a flavor country. >> have i two things to say, the conclusion of the study. further research is required. so this is all about grant money and about making moip. number two, the smoking ban which is based on secondhand smoke science was wrong. the people that went to restaurants and bars didn't care. they enjoyed smoking in bars. they caused the restaurants and bars to close because people would go stand outside. they had estimates of 10% or 20% of people outside at any given final that caused noise complaint and assaults on the street and it caused these small business owners to lose money. this has to stop. it is the biggest joke. >> they say those who smoked virginia slims have not come a long way, baby. they will have doctors behind them saying, no. >> they will find out the people in the newport ads are the no enjoying frisbie as much as they used to. >> you are neither alive nor

with pleasure. whatever brand that slogan is from. all right, coming up, what is it like to teach a hip hop class to seniors? joe devito does not just tell us, he shows us. but first, people smoking pot could only mean a story of people smoking pot. at this point be -- we are so high we don't care.

does getting a third eye make you the world's creepiest guy? he is having a camera installed into the back of his head. it will take pictures of students in class and the kid behind him on the bus and the kid while he weeps in his hands. the project is funded by a museum in uatar. it raises concerns about capturing privaten unit

coulders without student consent. been there, my friend. let's discuss this and other stuff in our lightning round, aka, stories we sort of like, but not enough to include earlier in the show, but really wanted to talk about, so let's do them quickly now. >> should students be upset over the so-called violation of their privacy? >> i could go either way on it. >> we are listening. >> i'm done. >> have you ever heard of the study? >> he wants a camera in the back of your head? >> if it is genius, if it works everybody will want one. but it will be a distraction. i think he will be in for a rude awakening when he finds out it is not compatible with window's vista. >> true point. >> bill, isn't the real story here that this guy is a wimp. he wanted to put it in the

front of his head, but realized that would totally kill any master -- masterbation are or anytime he is urinating. >> the real story is how upset you are he didn't put it in the front of his head. >> i am outraged. he is also an up secure man to put something on the back of his head. >> he seems like a weird dude. >> or super paranoid. it is not just for classes. the people earlier it will cause all kinds of concerns when he is walking around. >> next topic, an offensive lineman for the san francisco 49ers, a team, was benched for sunday's game. the reason rochelle missed two days to be present for his son's birth. what has happened to our culture? he should be out busting heads and not looking at babies. >> i saw my children born and it is messy and ugly, and in the end you get this baby.

>> it is a big let down, i must say. joe, clearly he should be fired. >> i think he made the right call. the 49ers are pretty bad this year. >> that's true! yes, that's true. >> go watch someone else's baby be born. >> that was probably the only completion he of saw. >> well, that does -- doesn't even make sense. bill, this didn't happen in sports years ago. >> the mickey man tells of the world had as many kids because they were never once at any of of these. even if it wasn't a road game they would not have gone to the hospital. and now as a result you see these kids and you are like, i will have maybe one more of those. >> honestly, do wives want their stupid husbands there? >> i think bill did exactly right. when you see it, it makes the guys say we don't want anymore, and that's a good thing. >> we are going to the last topic. more great research from scientists at blind blowing

university. the new study finds that regularly smoking marijuana may damage brain function, especially if the person starts before age 16. joe, this study is flawed. if you started smoking at age 15, does that say more about the life you were in and maybe that's why you are screwed up? >> what do you mean if? and they didn't do as well on cognitive tests, but they should see him on supermario. >> yes, that's fantastic. >> do you smoke pot at 16? that is signs of other troubles, and this is a waste of money. >> it is a waste of money. it is like doing a study that shows if you drive a nail into your eye you might go blind. it is ridiculous. they probably did the study before and forgot. >> bill can put nails in his eyes anytime he wants. >> cool. really? >> yeah, he is doing it after the show. will you finally quit smoking dope now that you have heard this? >> i suppose this might be the

turning point. >> by the time somebody gets older, you can just tell somebody has smoked a lot of pot. >> i will say they are good natured. >> mellow, nice people. >> they are extremely nice. they will give you the shirt off their back if you give them some pot. >> i found that out many times on a friday night. oh, you want some of this? give me your shirt. we have to take a break and we'll come back and answer are your e-mail. that's it.

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back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> andrew, what is the identity man? >> my new novel,. new thriller novel about a guy who gets a chance to change his face. a crook who gets a chance to change his face and records and he tries to start his life

again. unfortunately it turns out he is bill shultz. >> he changed to become bill shultz? >> it is a tragic story. >> i don't even want to know what he was before that. oh ready lo. joe, are you flying to any gigs this weekend? >> no, i will be driving to catch a rise -- rising star in providence, rhode island. but i will be patting people down by request. >> what was the first tv interview you landed? >> it was back in the 1980s and fox had an "american bandstand" knock of yo called -- knockoff called weird dancing and i was on there with a bunch of my friends. people said, does anyone have a question for billy idol and we wrote them down and i asked my question. what gave you the idea to put "white wedding" on white vinyl? >> we wanted