[applause] >> i want to thank you so much for watching tonight. there's good stuff right around the corner. gratitude is the key. from new york, good night, america. [applause] hey, welcome to "red eye." like glenn beck, but we think this you should invest in golden graham. i'm andy. back with us for another night, dana bashawn with the pregame report. what's coming up tonight? >> it's november 20, 2010. google knows exactly how we are all special. the theater of national security has revealed a snuffdom by nate silver who calculates that by pushing americans to drive, the

tsa has caused the equivalent of four crashed 737s a year. fat kids spiral into self-loathing as their fatness leads to the banning of school birthday cakes for everyone else. a cornell researcher claims to prove that nearly everyone can see into the moments, hours and days ahead. >> thank you, dana. i see her face everywhere i go, on the street and even at the picture show, have you seen her? tell me, andy, have you seen her? >> sadly, vinot. >> i miss her. >> i'm sure you do. weirdo. let's welcome our guests. diane macedo, fox news dot-com news editor. >> there are two newses in the sentence. and writer, john devore, the excreting bill schultz and mike baker and president of diligence.

>> did you say mildly. >> god help us, it's the network times correspondent, spout your dribble i. herein lies the difference of new york times ambodzman and "red eye"'s fake one, andy levy. andy, not on your bloody life. arthur does not suck. andy -- pretty damn sucky. number 3, arthur -- >> you know what? >> what?! yes. number 4 -- >> you know what? >> andy gave -- [sound effects]. >> i feel much better. >> all right. let's start the show. will security that's tighter make airplanes lighter? will people no longer care to travel by air? today, the latest blogger, nate silver says it could mean fewer flyers, a silver lining, if you do, for those who die fly. citing a study, silver argues

that more stringent security features are a tax upon air travel and correspond to a dead-weight loss and air travel dropped 6% after they started to screen checked baggage, suggesting that security measures make people feel safer and also less likely to flight fly. u.s. airlines will be exempt from security checkpoints so screeners can better focus on travelers. we go to apple, the art-loving horse. beautiful. >> he needs a better handle on the brush. and what the "f" did that have to do with the story? >> are you kidding me? it's directly relevant. that's what happens i. i know. john, is silver right? are the new measures going to deter people from flying snitch

the study was very interesting because it did tell me that 6% of americans are terrorists. >> no, look, the only way we are going to stay safe is if we start -- i want to start texas air. all right? which is mandatory armed people. everyone on the flight heavily armed, machetes and tech 9s are sold outside. >> i like tbut i have to ask the question about fixing the airlines? that's not going to be helpful later down the road. diane, what do you make of pilots being exempted? >> i can understand from pilots or frequent flyers, for regular people, i don't understand why it's a big deal. unless you are a celebrity, nobody cares. what are they going to do, tell everybody they saw diane macedo's body scan? >> that would be a good thing. but my body scan would be a lot of laughter. and then i would have to write a letter -- >> it's cold in here. >> exactly.

>> i spoke to the iata and they said that background checks could be a way around this where they do the research on the flyers themselves and use the scans for the people who send up red flags. >> i like that's. >> baker, what about this? what if a terrorist knocks out a pilot and takes his place? because that [bleep] happens in movies all the time. >> first of all tmakes perfect sense to exempt the pilots. i am not just saying that because my brother is a senior pilot. they have direct control of the plane. let's use common sense. and this wah-wah-wah on the hysteria over the groping and the touching of the junk and the invasive scanners. i haven't seen this much hysteria since the guy who was replacing greg threw someone off the set. did you see that? >> senseless violence. >> seriously, they are all crying about this. and, you know, they want a

risk-free world, right? they don't want to have the profiling. they don't want to have the invasive scanners. and then the first ones to scream about an intelligence failure or a tsa screw-up when the plane goes down. if we want to solve this problem in an efficient manner, get the stones and start profiling reasonably. >> right. right. i take your point. and i throw it in the thrash -- >> there you go. >> i'm whining about the invasiveness. but i'm also okay with profiling. i don't think you need to scan and grope 100% of the passengers. above all, it's inefficient. >> i don't disagree. it's technology. i am sorry. the technology is not -- there you go. it is not the answer to this. the machines are incredibly expensive. it is going to take forever to roll them out. profiling is much more efficient. >> it is. but let's go back to 9/11. that was not a failure of security. it was a failure of imagination.

nobody knew to expect the attack that was pulled off. my problem with the way the security is for tsa is that they don't seem to be anticipating the implausible or the possible. they just keep -- it's like a general fighting the last battle. >> and they are famous for that. after the shoe bomber, have you to check the shoes. >> right. the terrorists are crafty enough, they will try something we haven't thought of. so when i go through the security procedures, i am like, you know, it's the theme -- >> what they'll do, they put bomb-making materials inside them, which is not able to be stopped by grabbing your junk or putting you in front there. >> they have tried that. with a modicum of success. >> i prefer mo-di-come. >> and they have put bombs into living animals and dogs and that didn't work so well. but it's a reactive system. you are right about that. it will always be a reactive

system. the israelis like to argue, we are proactive because we question every single passenger. they near an unusual situation. we have 34 million passengers going through orlando. and they are processing a lot less traffic. they are talking to every passenger. and that's profiling. >> right! >> that's what we have to be doing, but more efficiently. >> the guy who started all of that -- the procedures over at elal was saying we would do the same and everybody waits in line anyway. when was the last time you waited in line at the ticket counter? i don't remember doing that. you show up at the computer and you plug in the boarding pass. maybe they wait there. but we wait in security lines, but we don't wait to get plane tickets. >> if you can stop leering at diane, and get involved. >> i was not leering. >> i was admiring -- with my tongue out. ask the question. >> i don't have a question. i want you to add something to

the discussion. >> my problem with the whole airline union being able to go by scott free was going through the scanners, i get that. they are going to get extra radiation. kisee the gripe of that. but what of frequent flyers? can you imagine up in the air, if george clooney's mug was riddled with cancer due to the fact that his million miles have given that going through the scanner, that would have been disgusting. >> do you get regret it i. i am saying he made a good point. but i'm not a good flyer. >> that's uncalled for. >> they need to extend the security exemption to pilots and give it to other people who are not a threat, the elderly, small children and jews. >> i'm the host. you don't have to ask. moving on, from open sweaters to open letters. are they giving their share or are they as county as a renaissance fair -- i don't know what that means. dozens of the u.s. taxpayers of

the wealthiest have urged president obama not to renew the tax cuts for those who make $1 million a year. they have already launched a web site and include members such as hedge fund dyne mes. the anti-capitalist cooks say, quote, now in our nation's moment of need, we are eager to do our fair share. we don't need tax cuts and that will increase the deficit and the debt burden carried by other taxpayers. that was going to be my rich dude voice, but i forgot. it wasn't. responds one unnamed hedge bund billionaire, quoting, anyone who has money is made to feel that they are bad. can we all -- ahhhhs. let's go live to headquarters where the perpetually stoned david cohen attempts to park his

hybrid. >> time to get a chauffeur. >> i love it. >> yeah, yeah. >> hey, here's the deal. i say good for these guy fist they want to give away more of their money. but why can't they do it voluntarily? why does everything have to be compulsory? >> because they are self-righteous tools who want to feel good about themselves. hey, great. you have lots of money. but give back quietly. it's like charity is best done off the radar screen. but they want to show everyone how special they are and they are doing this. but the interesting thing about the tax cuts, the vast majority of the people who are benefitting from them and passing that to the economy are not making $1 million a year.

there is a lot of people between that gap of 250 and a million. >> i think mike covered this. so let's just move on. >> wait a second. >> never mind. >> diane, are these bleeding hearts spoiling all the fun for the other billionaires? >>. >> not if they want to pay my bills. just pay other peoples' taxes. >> if you go through one of those scanners, we will pay your bills. >> you haven't paid taxes since 1994. >> i think it's ridiculous. fitrusted the government to spend money wisely, that would be fine. but the reason we are in this mess is because they don't. you don't give an alcoholic more alcohol because they say they are going to cook with it. >> hear that, bill? >> a., i'm an excellent cook. b., give me some rumple mint. where am i? as a dirty comy bastard, you must love this. >> i. a liberal cupcake. i hate that liberals are supposed to love taxes. i don't like 'em. i don't see where there can't be

a compromise between liberals saying yes, we should have tax cuts if republicans, for instance, agree to closing loopholes, tax loopholes are essentially, you know, tax cuts, tax cuts that only people with expensive accountants can access. so, look, i am all for conservative tax cuts for the rich. but i want the loopholes closed so they pay their fair share. i am pro fairness. >> no, you are loophole-ist. that sounds wrong. >> no, it's right. look it up. >> i have not heard of that. >> if you don't get it, you should get it. that's what they say. >> i don't like the tax loopholes. >> patriotic millionaires for fiscal strent -- great name? >> no, it should be hippy rich guy who is want to pay more taxes and think others should follow suit, yo. i put the "yo" in for the kids. it works much better than man.

>> you can throw in l.o.l. at the end. >> yes, ki, or y.i.c., my friend. the kids use that one. >> i think they do. >> i am pretty sure they don't. >> back to the booze. >> on the back story, from having your cake to not being able to eat it too. they want to make treats obsolete. some schools are banning cupcakes at parties. they are getting fat and not the phat. and according to the cdc, 90% of preadolescents were overweight in 2004 and there is an increase in diets. what's the alternate sniff one school district, which knows nothing about kiss ass b-day parties say they can be celebrated sans sweets or kids can bring nutritious foods like vegetables. yeah, great idea, school district.

what will happen to the uneaten cupcakes? according to one superintendent, this. [sound effects] >> that still looks fattening. hey, diane, is this going too far or not far enough? >> this is going too far. this is ridiculous. middle school kids used to go to the bathroom to smoke cigarettes, now they will be gorging on cupcakes. >> there is nothing that says you can't do both. >> i am saying, they are making sugar contraband. >> i was going to the library and studying and you kids should be doing the same thing. >> you know what i am saying. they are making sugar contraband. there will be sugar dealers. >> there is nothing else to look forward to in middle school,

which is basically hell on earth. how do you take away the one joy from this depressing place to be? >> in your mind, the one joy is cupcakes? >> absolutely. >> this is a complete load of crap. i agree with diane. you know, we are about two steps away from having the department of helt and human services start assigning all of their junior members to go visit each and every one of us in our homes and force feed us broccoli and confiscate our cupcakes. they can pry my dead, cold hands off of my cupcake. >> would you. >> that's a ban. yo! >> absolutely. >> john -- john, you are a texan. >> ah ha. texas passed a safe cupcake amendment. >> did we? >> that make its okay to have cupcakes in school. >> did they really? >> yeah, they did. do you think other states will follow suit? >> texas, we are pioneers.

>> it's true. >> we are protecting cupcake rights, it's guaranteed in the constitution. but i accuse us -- cupcakes are very "in" right now. right? bacon cupcakes. >> the kids will go from -- pie. >> they will choose pie now. >> then what happens to the pie? >> first they come for the pie and then the snickerdoodles. >> is this a good idea? what if the cupcakes have poison or if they have roofies? >> right or one of those little razor things that they have at halloween, which is a myth, that's been confirmed. i would like to correct manage. when andy was in middle school in 1961, he would go to the bathroom to gorge himself on cupkick cakes. cupcakes being the name of his lab partner. he was a confused kid. >> why are you on this show? i have no idea why you are on the show. coming up, bruce willis stops by with world-famous pecan pie. but first, what's next for ava

and tony? tabloid fodder myself, i wish everyone would give themn some peace.

>> it removes the speed bumps to checking out someone's humps. a soon-to-be-launched web site, looking to help college students find others with which to copulate. a student at the california university of pennsylvania, not to be confused with the pennsylvania university of california decided to see how far he could push the envelope. the site's slogan -- lean forward -- actually, it's safer than craigslist.

one student's already signed up and it launches in march. >> i saw peanut butter. >> i hope p.b. reaches j. >> of course, it was a guy who started this. this is facebook to its essence. >> it's myspace is what it is. >> is it? >> allegedly. no. it's myspace. look, it is pathetic because the only thing you need to hook up with in college is beer. that's it. but -- >> can you drink beer in college these days? >> why can't you? >> you are under age. under-aged people can't get drinks itch that's a message we need to get out there -- no, i mean drinking responsibly. >> liberals out of texas. >> johnson. >> actually, he came out in new york, but he's from texas.

>> diane -- >> do you -- >> since john gave me nothing. do you think -- i'm moving on, sir. do you think women are going to sign up for this thing? >> that's the problem that i see with this. i don't know any college girls that have any trouble getting laid. i don't think they need a web site. so it's a bunch of loser guys that are signing up for this web site, to what? chat with each other? >> [chuckles] >> i think when you say that every guy at the table -- yeah, that was me. >> we are having a discussion about the internet. >> it's been seen where people can talk to each other. >> baker -- >>yor yo! >> aren't you glad your daughter's going to be in college in a few years? >> oh, my god. thanks for bringing that up. >> she won't need a web site i. i don't think that's comforting. >> yeah, thank you. me and lawrence fishburne. >> yeah, but you know, i think the point eye think the point of the story is really, every -- every web site out there --

every social networking site, basically is top cover for people looking for sex. right? so this kid, as you pointed out, he's bringing it back down to the obvious. >> right. >> but i also agree with what diane said in that it will be nothing but guys because as chris rock said, women are offered sex every 10 seconds. >> right. >> bill, you are more of a traditionalist, you believe in being wined and dined before hooking up and by that, i mean given an 8 ball. >> given an 8 ball port authority. let's define the terms. not just anywhere. i'm not aer who. >> you are really being a jerk. >> i will tell you, we have a friend of "red eye" who graduated from weeslian and she says they have the together in 100. and this is a twitter for getting laid. it's only within the web sites of the school. have you to put in 100 words or less what you want done to you and you find like-minded people within the campus that will do that to you and then it happens.

i'm sorry! i remember as drunk and miserable and blurry as college was, at least there was some effort put n. i am flabbergasted by this. you don't have to get off the if futon. >> does flabbergasted mean jealous? >> i think that's what i want done to me. look at -- >> but that's unbelievable. >> yeah. >> in my day... you stay at bar, you wait. you would use your best moves. you would hang out with your buddies and hope after four or five hour, you know, maybe some -- you get -- >> in your day, you were hoping to get a girl back to your model t. >> exactly! >> and on that note, he's 85 years old. >> that was a joke. [laughter] >> it was a granada. >> you have a comment? or call greg directly. still to come, the half-time

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imp hey, welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. go ahead with your bad self.

>> you don't ever change and i don't want you to. >> i never will. >> we start with the tsa story, one of the great non-stories for our backwards culture in this anti-era. and i am wondering, diane... diane, you said that -- you said that background checks might be a good way around the invasive -- >> i didn't say that. the iata said that. >> okay, they said that from a civil liberties perspective,, isn't that like the gas station attendant refinancing the debt on his mcmansion in i would encourage to you consider that maybe it is because it is not solving the problem. >> the government has information on anybody getting on the plane and the idea is that they would share that so they can analyze the passengers and screen the ones that raise red flags. >> that doesn't bother you at all? >> no, why would it. >> better smoke a lot. >> half the guy who is end up on

the plots, they have a one-way cash ticket from yemen. there are red flags. the guy who tried the christmas day bombing was on a no-fly list. >> he was the holding man in niger yai. i am just saying, if they did more research, they would be more successful than trying to grope every object that they may or may not be carrying. >> you are entitled to your opinion. >> mike baker, you talked about people's false desire to live in a risk-free world. as a former cia agent, could you talk to us about blow back and opine on human darkness? >> i would love to do that. >> could you start with the human darkness? >> i don't know where to begin. that's a terrific question! how come you can't ask the wequestions like that. >> you never answer my questions. >> what's the question again? >> that's how he answers. >> you can talk to us about blow back? you talk about we want to live

in an ultra-safe world. we were and it went away. >> it's been chipped away at for decades and decades t. wasn't 9/11 that created a risky environment. this has been going on for sometime. my point is simply that, you know, there is -- that comment that obama made that one time about the false choice between our ideals and security and that. it's not a false choice. you want more security, you are going to give up privacy. you want more, you give up more. that's the way this equation works. all of these people who like to talk about having a risk-free environment, they want to say, i don't want all of this and i am willing to accept the risk. but when the next plane goes down, they forget that and they are trying about the failures of the government to protect us. >> well said. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> the president said yadda, yadda, yadda? >> yeah, it's one of his favorite sayings.

>> i am going to ask you to think outside the can. is not one way around this to take one bathroom from every jumbo jet and turn it to a ground zero inside and have diane inside smoking? >> that's one wayarn something that has nothing to do with anything in this vicinity, sir. >> dane ayou are on a lot of no-fly lists and you smoke virginia slims? >> i don't smoke. i don't do that. [chuckles] >> andy >> john, you said that on the topic of patriotic millionaires that the worst -- that you want tax loopholes closed. >> i said that, you know, we have an environment where people refuse to find a middle ground and i think that liberals and democrats should consider tax cuts for the rich if conservative republicans consider investigating and closing loophope holes, which are defacto taxes. >> have you considered going for

a more natural look? >> i happening i am natural now. >> that's a follow-up. diane, it's -- >> yes? >> it's the late 1980s, it's a hazy day. you sneak out of algebra and you meet your gal pal dee dee. and you steal away to the bathroom, you light up menthols. you stare outside at the grayness, the unspeakable grayness around you... and you realize you were made for better things. can you give us the face that was the face of that moment? >> i was never in that position. i didn't smoke. i said people did. >> people did. very, very, very convenient. >> someone was not paying attention to the segment. >> no, i was paying attention to the idea of the mythicness of it all. >> i think he was high. >> you were fixing your high. >> andy, it's a big chair and i have done my best to fill it. >> that last bit would have been better -- you didn't need a question at the end of it. it was a nice mon scplog you

should have gotten out after that. >> my genre -- leaving. >> thanks, dana. >> he's an argument for a humanities education. >> absolutely. i love that man. did tony parker text [in french [, but not to ava. if i were fwreg, i would say, i didn't write that. the french fur is denying that his impending divorce was a result of eva longoria going loco after sex on his blackberry. and brent barry and his wife are coincidentally getting divorced. but what do they do about the wedding day tattoos. ava's tat is on her wrist and his is on his finger.

anyway -- anyway eye am hoping that dancing man frog can make some sense of all of this. [music playing]. >> hey, i don't know that that made sense of it all, but who cares. is texting now the leading cause of divorce in america? >> i think there are three things. one would be sexting your teammate's wife and two is going on a reality tv show and tattooing your name on your body. >> you had tiger and now have you tony parker, are athletes going to learn? >> rhetorical question. >> okay.

anything else? >> dana's rubbed off. >> they are never going to learn. >> those athletes. >> thank you for that concise answer. that's exactly what you want on a talk show. >> that's what you want. >> that's what you want. athletes have penises. >> they do. >> why don't people understand the concept of communication security or comsec as people in our business know. it is not texting, it is cheating. and that's a good point about -- >> do you have a i. did you have a seizure? >> that was my best -- >> it was a jackie gleason. >> but it's like a name. i agree with you. the people who get married and they put -- they immediately want to put their partner's name on somewhere private. i learned that lesson. and now tattooed on my privates is just, "spouse."

>> excellent! >> insurance. >> let's be honest -- let's be honest. what it says is spo-- >> i say it says "spousal unit." >> the couple's tattoo thing, did they learn nothing from johnny depp? >> he's one of many and ava longoria has the number 9, which is tony's number on her neck. at least i think that is his number. if it stands for something else, she is a very lucky lady -- or was. >> yeah. >> call me, tony. >> coming up, what's this year? it's women kissing. must be a story about europe.

>> it's a story more shocking than the cancellation of "small wonder." a third of men would dump their girlfriends for kissing another

woman. what?! and more importantly -- what?! it's true according to a survey of british fellas which said that 60% of men would consider it cheating if their girlfriend kissed another woman for fun. 30% would have to break up with their partners. we must discuss this and other stuff in our lightning round. aka -- stories we sort of like, but not enough to include early but we want to talk about. let's quickly do them now. this is the dumbest thing ever. this is a cultural difference that british men are stupid? >> absolutely not. i'm a dual french and american citizen. i don't understand where this is going. my wife kissing another man -- cheating. my wife kissing a girl, that's my christmas wish list right there. >> oh, yeah. that's right. >> >> i can live with that! >> you are in big, big trouble.

>> throwing it out. >> you got it going on. >> you got the story wrong. it's two-thirds of dudes are totally cool with hot chicks light sabring with tongues. >> i don't know what that means. >> you know >> can we do the opposite? can we do a far-away shot? >> we will fix that in editing. >> we will add a giant blur. >> you dumped a significant other for kissings a girl. did you scare him straight? that comes from jupiter. >> you are on the right topic, because if one-third of british men think that this is a bad thing, one-third of all british men are gay and in this case, he's dual gay. >> yeah. >> that explain its perfectly. >> dual gay citizenship. >> i'm trying to -- >> diane -- i guess i can go to you. [chuckles] >> please! >> do you buy this study?

do you think men would have a problem with this? >> i don't know who these guys are because i think every guy would be in favor of his girlfriend kissing a girl or doing anything else with a girl for that matter -- >> have you ever -- no, never mind. next topic. a team of italian doctors says that facebook can trigger asthma attacks. they point to a guy who it was fine and then he went on facebook and found his girlfriend had hundred of suiters. so don't stalk your ex-girlfriend if have you asthma? >> absolutely right. i am going to hand it over to -- you know. >> okay. >> serious question. john, wasn't life better when you couldn't cyberstalk your exs? >> no, it is a delicious grave tow my life. >> really? >> this is to every republican or conservative who is anti-evolution, this is proof of natural selection.

>> yeah. >> this is killing off the weak, the weak and the creepy. >> how do you define the weak or the creepy. >> have you ever stalked an ex on facebook? >> no. i am in touch with most of my exs. but i wouldn't be surprised if people stalking -- i think people do this all the time. this kid's problem is not asthma, it's that he is acting crazy and he needs therapy that. >> seems harsh. >> every time you talk your ex, you hyperventilate, maybe you should stop stalking your ex. it's not facebook's fault. >> still, you don't have a facebook account because if you don't have real friends, chances are, you won't have virtual ones. can you stalk people without facebook? >> for sure. and watch your back going home. it used to be that only the creators of facebook had asthma,

but now everyone does. >> natural selection. >> that wraps up the lightning round. we are going to take a break. when we come back, a brand-new segment of meet your baker. ñ÷

>> which guests will i be inviting over for wine later? not bill. instead, settle for a slightly less sexy segment called meet your baker. we have mike baker answer your questions and some of ours about cool secret agent stuff. let's get started. shall we? >> shall we? >> the man who exposed the anna chapman's thigh ring, i think he was a colonel -- everybody's a colonel. >> you start as a colonel. >> and you end as a colonel. had he been planning this for a long time? >> it's a relatively senior member of the service. >> it's the svr, used to be the kgb. he was with the svr in a relatively important position in that he knew about the stay-mind

assets that they have. the rushionians have allowed this information to get out there because it looks a lot better if they have been betrayed than if the 10 spies trip themselves up somehow. >> currently, right, right. >> they say they are going to go after this guy on american soil? are you buying that? >> they do make an effort to track people down on occasion. and several cases, they have gone through. you know, would they try something like that on u.s. soil? hopefully, they are not that stupid, frankly. >> next, what is your take on vice-president biden, thursday night on larry king said the americans in afghanistan taking over their own security. he says that daddy will start to take the training wheels off. ive loves me some joe biden. is this helpful, diplomatically?

>> foreign leaders like nothing more than to be talked to in a condescending manner. >> but you know he's right. >> he sounds irish. >> i was afraid i was coming off with the pakistani accent. >> but you know, god bless joe biden and i admire him for a number of reasons. i am not a big fan of the political aspects of it, but he always says something entertaining. it is not helpful. you know, he's making a point here that, in all honesty, whether we leave in 2014 or next week or 20 years from now, the place is going to descend to the chaos. >> absolutely. >> yeah. i am going to skip the next serious topic and get to the fun question. the question from jack in maine. he says, i am starting the federal cia entrance exam. when recruiting a potential

acsen, which is the most important trait to exploit? >> you have to do target study. have you to know the motivations of the person you are going after. i would like to say patriotism because you would like to make us sophisticated. but more often than not, it's greed or anger. they feel disrespected and they are not getting enough hugs at the office. so you are looking at the base level reasons. >> bill schultz, prime candidate. >> are you kidding me? >> yeah. >> isenchanted, aggravated. >> what movie about spies do you think is the most accurate? please say "spies like us." >> uh, no. >> the borne series. >> they are not accurate. are any of them close? [overlapping dialogue] >> he's a californiaing machine. three days of the condor was very good. you know -- >> the good sheppard --

>> that was more historical. >> the only thing that was unrealistic was to believe that matt damon would want to stay away from angelina jolie. >> you are so hetero tonight, mab. >> apparently, we have to move o. i felt like we were just getting started. >> let's do a second segment. >> i have a question for mike. email us at "red eye" and remember to write meet your baker and we will find you and tickle you. >> we have a postgame wrapup from dana. go to clips of recent shows. sorry.

i touched the ball before it went out, coach. come on, alex, the ref did not call that! i touched, it's their ball. team! alex. alex, good call.

>> a lot of people were asking on twitter last night, why i was sitting, not standing. i am standing right now. pull back to a wide shot. this is why i am not standing. for some reason when greg

stands, it look its okay. but when a person who is my height stands, it doesn't work. so i am going to sit back down. >> guess what you can watch us over the weekend. saturday at midnight, eastern time, 9:00 p.m. prveg time. on monday, on the next "red eye," greg will be back, but watch anyway and we will have jill dobson and nick nepalo and nick bernstine. >> time to go back for the postgame wrapup. >> that was my nickname in high school. >> i know. >> diane, i have a question -- >> oh, boy. >> what are you doing this weekend? anything good. >> are you trying to lang out with me? >> only if you bring the menthols. true greens. >> i have a benefit that i throw every year, my band will be singing. >> what's your band? the inevitable immutables. >> yes. glad you have heard of us.

>> johnny, it's so great talking to you, but i want to see you, what is the doom boat? >> a luxury voyage to the port of hell. >> are there lava waters and nightly symphonies? >> the zombies, sharks and pirates, twitter dot-com. >> sounds like somebody i know. >> mike baker. >> yo! >> should the callous rushions be stupid enough to ?iewk the sushi of a man on this soil, what would america do? >> we would write a very sternly, harshly worded scplert deliver it to them. >> on thick stationery. >> yes. >> beyond stationery, what are you plugging? >> taps. it's a terrific nonprofit organization that works in grief counseling and works with the surviving members of families of deceased service members. >> awesome. >> check it out. >> mike, that wasn't